Y’all are so good. Amazing you can make corny jokes so damn funny and put smiles on our faces. Truly thank you! The power of laughter is the best medicine.
There's a man waiting at a bus stop he has 3 heads no arms and 1 leg, the bus pulls up and the driver says "hello hello hello, you look armless, hop in "
My father when I was 10 or 12 (OMG 55 Years Ago) when I left with my friends would say Buffalo, finally after several times my friends asked what is wrong with your Dad, I said Buffalo - Bison (By Son) same thing, I am so proud of my Dad sense of humour, you guys are awesome.
I love Players and Sportsmen-women, They're always Fresh and Sporty ie. they're always cheerful. and then there are IT guys / indoor job workers they're dull and unenergetic moral is go outside and do some physical activity
Went to a friend's farm and found him dancing naked in front of his farm machinery. He told me his wife and him weren't getting on so they went to a therapist and he told him to do something sexy to attract her.
7:35 Years ago some local DJs got into huge trouble when this woman called and told a very dirty joke the DJs did not get in time. Why doesn't Barbie ger pregnant? Ken comers on a different box. The DJs didn't get the joke before the delay and did not sensor it. They got a huge fine and the delay was extended from 15 seconds to 2 minutes.
@@WeGotTheChocolates I was thinking maybe get everyone to wright a few of their own dad jokes,to make it a bit easier you can get inspiration from existing joke but you must make it your own, I love the format of the video, so obviously you would have to try to make your opponent laugh. or through all the jokes into a hat and pull them at random. Just a thought.
Thanks for the upload! :) My son came into the living room and asked me why there was cement in the dining room.... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I told him it was so he could set the table!
I have a dad joke if you guys would like to use it. What's the last thing that runs through a bug's mind before you hit your windshield. his ass? Lol Hope you guys are able to use it. I get everybody with it.
5:02 Missed a golden opportunity to say "Don't worry, I BET I can WIN her back" 🤗
Michael trying to read jokes has to be the best thing on TH-cam, makes the joke even better when he fails to keep a straight face :D
As a German this is literally the best way to learn English language.
It isn't really English though
Also ich fand englische Serien/Filme die ich schon kannte, nochmal in OV sehen recht hilfreich. 🤷♂️
Can relate
99% of the people i've met around the world, doesn't have such a strong accent and you can actually understand them..
And this quality passes as humour in Germany too… win/win
Dad jokes, truly an art form of spoken English. I always look forward to your dad joke competitions. Nearly all make sense to this American.
To be a dad joke it has to be apparent.
That is simply wonderful to read thanks mate!
Same here - greetings from Germany 😉
You cold ? Go stand in the corner, its 90 degrees!
Y’all are so good. Amazing you can make corny jokes so damn funny and put smiles on our faces. Truly thank you! The power of laughter is the best medicine.
Thank you so much! Couldn’t agree more 😁
Thanks loads for these, they make my day. Keep em coming
😂😂😂
Two blondes walk into a building, you think one of them would have seen it.
What has 4 legs, one arm and is damn proud of it?
A Pitbull on a playground
I immediately got the one about the guitars 😆 that was a great joke!
The dog joke was GOLD!
I didn't get it😢
It was actually 💩 and ancient 🙄
@@perfectcutvideos110 "It was a Shih Tzu/ Shit zoo"
8:12 People when they try Dr. Pepper's bottle
There's a man waiting at a bus stop he has 3 heads no arms and 1 leg, the bus pulls up and the driver says "hello hello hello, you look armless, hop in "
Gotta say, one of the best ones so far. Please keep on with the pirate jokes
You are the best!
A pirate with hearing problems was asked where his Buccaneer was.....
He said under my bucking hat. Arrrrg matey.
Why do pirates bury their treasure under 18 inches of sand?
Because booty is only shin deep.
How much does a pirate pay for earrings?
A buck an ear
Damn actually the eight pirates thing is my favorite joke I need to write the joke in my journal.
I am not getting enough of Michael…..want more😂
That's because he's the most humble one there, not that the others are arrogant
@@SharriffRahman6b6b totally agree with you
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick it in the oven until its Bill Withers
Holy crap lol
I literally just binged all your dad jokes videos and now I see you uploaded 2 minutes ago. It's my lucky day!
Hahah gosh that is good to hear!
3:50 - I like that one a lot - sooooo savage 👌👌👍👍😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
I love the dad jokes episodes so much! Really entertaining and relaxing. Actually, i return many times to all episodes
These videos always make my day better, guaranteed laughing for 9 minutes
So pleased to hear hey!
When the police were told there’s a hole in the nudist colony fence they said they would look into it.
That's a good way to lose an eye.
Hahahaha yes that's great gear
For Leigh,
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to Santa...
Hahahah absolutely perfect 😂
Mickus trying so hard not to laugh is comedy gold
Mickers hold it together my son hahahhaha
He just can’t do it 😂
Eloise's grin at 8:01 is so friggin' adorable.
bloody loved it... keep em coming lol
Thanks legend!
Jarrod and Wil are the Pirate Bros.
They love them 😂
Very PUNishing... OK, here's one I wrote:
I wrote a song about intimacy with a crowbar. It's called *_"50 Ways to Love Your Lever."_*
I still don't understand how their points system work
Was doing well until the Dr.pepper joke. That finished me!
Love the content keep them coming!
Well yea, that one finished Dr. Pepper as well.
Oh my god that's incredible 😭
I'm still lauging at the shih tzu joke, tears coming down.
Daisy and Michael just so cute when they are losing it
Michus loosing it everytime gives me life.
Loved the dog joke. Come on Michael get it together
Haha he is terrible 😂
@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean seriously, laughs before every joke!
The punch line @ 6:50 is supposed to be *_"He was a LITTLE moron."_*
And @7:25 it should be *_"R of course but they still have a love for the C."_*
How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies?
With his Pharaohmones!!!
the last one was awesome :D ty
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The inter-
MOOOOOO!
Knock knock
Who's there?
The Interrupting Sloth
The Interrupting Sloth who?
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HAAAAAAA!
These are so wholesome keep it up!!!
Q: What's the difference between a joke and a fart?
A: A joke is a shift of wit!
I have a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to get over it.
THIS. IS WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW.
BEST.
Wonderful to hear legend!
Great fun and the laughs were a bonus 😁 thanks
Shih Tzu, one of the funniest things I have heard
I used to be a fan, but after this video I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hahaha gosh I love to hear that
@@WeGotTheChocolates Whhhhrrrrrrrrrrr
Great one again. Last one was really funny, caught me off guard!
How do you sell a pig to a deaf farmer?
Lean in a little and yell “YOU WANNA BUY A PIG????”
What do women and planes have in common? They both have a cockpit
One of the few things that the more they lose, the more you laugh and it's OK!
Charlie is the most awesome person I've ever seen!!
that was awesome. Gold
Unreal thank you!
I had to give up sunbathing... Took too long for the soap to rinse off.
for me it was the 8 Pirates one 🤣
My father when I was 10 or 12 (OMG 55 Years Ago) when I left with my friends would say Buffalo, finally after several times my friends asked what is wrong with your Dad, I said Buffalo - Bison (By Son) same thing, I am so proud of my Dad sense of humour, you guys are awesome.
Don't you hate it when a song by the Cranberries get's stuck in your head, in your HEEEEAAAAADDD
Guitar joke 👍🏻
Seriously ? 🤔 8 Pirates ? 🤣
Hahaha I know I know
The Dr Pepper joke 😂😳😂
OOh, Dr. Pepper. I couldn't make out the "DR" part. Still funny.
What’s better then a Paralympic gold medal…walking
Where do donkeys get their furniture? IK-IIIAAAAHHHH
The guitar joke really struck with me.
If all Australian deliveries are gonna be this bad this summer, England will win the Ashes.
Does an old dad joke become a grandpa joke?
Yes haha
I love Players and Sportsmen-women, They're always Fresh and Sporty
ie. they're always cheerful.
and then there are IT guys / indoor job workers they're dull and unenergetic
moral is go outside and do some physical activity
Went to a friend's farm and found him dancing naked in front of his farm machinery. He told me his wife and him weren't getting on so they went to a therapist and he told him to do something sexy to attract her.
lol i hope she changed her Cell password 2456 isnt very secure, also you just posted it to youtube . @1:33
When you do weed before cracking a joke
Cause they arrr! 😅
Charlie has the fucking cutest smile ❤
finally guys!!!
"I love melons so much..."
Everyone; 👀 👀 👀
What's the hardest part about eating vegetable? Getting her out the wheelchair.
7:26 - Can someone please write this down?
-Why are pirates called pirates?
-Why?
-Because they are/arrr.
Hahaha yes
What was the one with the eight parts
What do you call James Bond when he's taking a bath?..............Bubble 0 7.
that joke at 1:14 was stupid.
Who is the girl in the white and pink top is that Lethal's G/F Rochelle?
Yes that is!
@@WeGotTheChocolates Cool.
What felt the greatest pain during this recording? The mic wires against the table
What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
7:35 Years ago some local DJs got into huge trouble when this woman called and told a very dirty joke the DJs did not get in time. Why doesn't Barbie ger pregnant? Ken comers on a different box.
The DJs didn't get the joke before the delay and did not sensor it. They got a huge fine and the delay was extended from 15 seconds to 2 minutes.
The gambling one could've been phrased more ambiguously.
I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, don't worry I'll eventually win her back.
I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, I bet I'll win her back.
unreal stuff
I lost my wife in a card game, it wasn't easy, I had to fold with a straight flush
was fun but you guys need so fresh material
What would you suggest?
@@WeGotTheChocolates I was thinking maybe get everyone to wright a few of their own dad jokes,to make it a bit easier you can get inspiration from existing joke but you must make it your own, I love the format of the video, so obviously you would have to try to make your opponent laugh. or through all the jokes into a hat and pull them at random. Just a thought.
Another good one. I went dancing with my girlfriend the other day. She has a prosthetic leg. I spun her and she got taller.
Your Honor, I don't understand what the problem is.
She was 10 and we were 10.
Thanks for the upload! :)
My son came into the living room and asked me why there was cement in the dining room....
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I told him it was so he could set the table!
0:28 Any other American double-take thinking she said "blind kid" falling off the bed in this set up? 🦻
Hahah what did she say again!
I heard blanket but I can see how you got that.
These are the 3 signs of laziness
1.
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HHahaha perfect 😂
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? Prism.... It's a pretty light sentence.
I have to write the good ones down, because if I don't, I'll only remember the really bad ones
I have a dad joke if you guys would like to use it. What's the last thing that runs through a bug's mind before you hit your windshield. his ass? Lol Hope you guys are able to use it. I get everybody with it.
kills me
I think that’s good right?
@@WeGotTheChocolates can confirm. I wasn't specifically referring to an allergy to chocolates 🍫 rather, dying of laughter
@@oConshien hahaha that’s far better news 😂
7:47 please explain…
Did you hear Ronald McDonald was arrested?
For trying to put his quarter pounder in Wendy’s hot and juicy.
my dog used to chase people on bike alot, i got so bad i had to take his bake away
Can you come up with 100pc original content?
100 pieces could be tough. I have done a few 100 pc puzzles before though!
@@WeGotTheChocolates 😂😂
Beats reading others jokes off a phone if you come up with original material
The real reason for dad jokes?
Middle-aged mens are moving to the gray area
6:35 American jokes don't work as well abroad.
Also another dad joke. How do You get a one arm pole lock out of a tree. You wave at them
Chef bass is making a new custard he asked what should be name it I said BASSTURD