Instead if it meaning ‘look out for, or beware’ of children that are around, it means a swap; I’ll give my watch if the other person gives me the (or their) child.
Love seeing you all laugh. Your faces lit me up. All of you, your chemistry, bonding, silliness, everything is so beautiful about you bunch. Love you all. Thanks for doing this.
I’m so glad I found you guys! These videos are amazing! Haven’t laughed that much in quite some time 😂 keep it up! Can’t wait for future content! Wish you all the best!
Please help me ... I simply cannot hear what he says for the punchline (perhaps it also has something to do with the fact that english is not my first language)? :)
Old Demetri Martin joke, "I was driving down the street the other day, saw a sign that said Watch for children, I thought, that sounds like a fair trade."
When my little brother was about 5 years old, he told me his feet kind of hurt. I told him it was because his shoes were on the wrong feet. He looked at his shoes for about 6 seconds and said "but these are the only feet I have..."
This one is for all my Germans friends in this comment section: Ein kleiner Junge steht im Spielwarenladen vor den Stoffpuppen. Er ist völlig begeistert von mehreren großen Pumucklpuppen, die ganz oben im Regal stehen: - „Ohhhh, Pumuckls! Sind die aber toll…!“ Eine Verkäuferin bemerkt das, stellt sich leise hinter ihn und flüstert ihm ins Ohr: - „Na, Kleiner, die sind super oder - soll ich Dir einen runterholen?“ -„Auja!!! …aber nur wenn Du mir dann einen der Pumuckls schenkst…“
@@sbspassion "I was driving blabla .... and saw the sign "watch for children" ..... I made the trade". (In other words, he exchanged his watch for some children, lol)
Half the time I am laughing at both the delivery and the other guys unable to contain themselves even before the punchline. Great fun these jokes, keep them coming, I can't believe how many I have not heard before (that doctor told me I had to stop masturbating joke still has me in stitches as the punchline was not expected). A couple are getting circulated now amongst my group of .... well a couple of decade older lads who are still lads!
I am an emergency responder and have avoided C-19 until this week. I am staying in our guest room to protect my Wife, Foster Daughter and my Son. I stumbled across your site 2 days ago and my Wife asked me yesterday if I was taking the piss because all She could hear was me laughing. I have not taken a sickie in 10 years. I told Her about your site and now I can hear Her laughing out loud downstairs. Thank you all for being who you are and bringing laughter to us. We had never considered Aus as a holiday destination because of the distance ( we are in Cork Ireland ) but are considering going out next year for 2 weeks. Does everybody rip the piss out of everyone or is it just in some places? Where would you suggest we should visit for 2 weeks? Thanks for making me laugh Tony🤣🤣🤣
@@chandramoulims8518 in English watch can mean "look out for" or "device that tells time". In this case whilst the beginning of the joke hints to the first the punchline uses the latter. So in "reality", he traded his watch for a kid. Cheers
A few pearlers in there! Cheers! Your vids are like the Earth's rotation... They really make my day. 😎😆 Anyway, watching these always seems to remind me of long-forgotten laughs and gets me in the mood! So here's a couple of overs worth of ammo while I remember them... sorry for the bad ones. It's easy to spot a great farmer.. They're outstanding in their field. What do you call an Irishman who sits out on his deck year round? Paddy O'Furniture. How do salesmen prefer to have sex? Commissionary position. (I made that one up myself.. apologies!) Why did the wombat cross the road? To see its flatmate. If vegans have a fight, is it still called a beef? What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a little lighter. My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care. I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass. What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhoea.
A man walked past his female colleague at work and said Oh, your hair smells good today, freshly washed. The woman was furious and went straight to the boss at his office and said she had been sexually harassed at work. What has happened? Answered the boss. Charles said that my hair smells nice and freshly washed. What is wrong with that? said the boss. What's wrong with that!! Charles is a dwarf.
******Dad joke***** Actually saw this one,....Man knocked on my door asked for donation for local swimming for the community children park and I gave him a glass of water
Leigh was a teacher at our school for a bit and took our group on grade 10 camp back in 2017 safe to say it was one of the greatest memories I had in highschool 😁
I have never been more proud of discovering a new channel. Y'all f kill guys. I watch you on repeat, even tho I have the punches memorized at this point. You're the best in the DJ bizz.
When naming Febe her parents only bought one vowel BOGO, forgot some consonants and then told her if you need a p and h or an o, you can get Pho at nice Vietnamese restaurant down the billabong.
I love these - it sounds like a regular day at my house... AND My name is Mitch so please lay off Mitch and give him a chance...and Mitch please reach out, I think I Have a few you can use...FINALLY - Leigh your offhanded comment after your cross-eyed girlfriend joke was the funniest line tonight- you said you added that joke antidotally! Great play on words if you meant it - I think its funny though because you used the wrong word! Love you all - keep telling these!
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked me if I'd rather be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle. Yes, it was an ether/oar situation.
That's good..
That's awesome.
😁
@@a069r.shashanksubramani2
Ether = Gas
Oar = Paddle
haha good one mate 😂
@@Flashblackyc4 ohhhhh ok 😂😂😂 i get it now😂😂
One of my favorite:
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “Some asshole has my pen.”
LOL 😂🕳️
@@richa.s9912 j
Jimmy Carr
Top!!!
I loved seeing Mitch’s attempt at trying to hold back laughter at the ‘watch for children’ gag.
😂
I didn’t get it
Instead if it meaning ‘look out for, or beware’ of children that are around, it means a swap; I’ll give my watch if the other person gives me the (or their) child.
Love seeing you all laugh. Your faces lit me up. All of you, your chemistry, bonding, silliness, everything is so beautiful about you bunch. Love you all. Thanks for doing this.
Eloise's delayed reaction to the watch swap joke was sublime.
I’m so glad I found you guys! These videos are amazing! Haven’t laughed that much in quite some time 😂 keep it up! Can’t wait for future content! Wish you all the best!
That’s the best news! Thank you so much!
"Watch for children" has to be the best one I've ever heard, that's genius! 👍 And the execution, with pointing at your own watch, a cherry on cake 😁
Please help me ... I simply cannot hear what he says for the punchline (perhaps it also has something to do with the fact that english is not my first language)? :)
@@mikaelungstruppetersen2539 He says "So I made a trade", suggesting he traded watch for children 😁
That’s a Demitri Martin joke from like 10 yrs ago....
@@mikaelungstruppetersen2539 Its not just you, he doesnt talk very clearly
Old Demetri Martin joke, "I was driving down the street the other day, saw a sign that said Watch for children, I thought, that sounds like a fair trade."
It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the bar but 2 hours to walk home. The difference is staggering.
Brilliant!!
Weeze's delayed reaction to the watch for children joke brilliant.
Leigh's reaction to it was even funnier.
I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She asked me: “How did you know it was on its way to work?”
So your *daughter* made a *dad* joke… weird world we live in. ;-)
LOL 😂😂 🦌
When my little brother was about 5 years old, he told me his feet kind of hurt. I told him it was because his shoes were on the wrong feet. He looked at his shoes for about 6 seconds and said "but these are the only feet I have..."
These folks are just too fun. I'd love a chance to hang with them for a beer or five.
Keep us laughing!
"The cucumber". There is no way that it takes 25 years for a joke to travel from the U.S. to Australia. 😲 😂
Had to replay 3 times for the Tumbledore joke. Only for it to be explained seconds later
Lol same
I'm blind, and have been reading a horror novel written in braille. Something scary is about to happen, I can feel it....
Lots of funny jokes, as an added bonus, Febe is lovely.
That is true!
Eloise reaction was everything😂😂😂
I can listen to you guys allllll day! Hilarious! Such a great bunch you are!
"is it in?"
It just hurts my self esteem🤣
5:25 - To see Michael do a joke that Weeze told Jana word for word, and her not calling it out, is hilarious to me.
Great content. It's fun seeing everyone have a good time.
I have one: What do you call an outnumbered Mexican?
Two against Juan. 😁
🤣🤣🤣
What does a mexican fire fighter call his twin sons?
Hose A and Hose B.
😂… I hope, for those who don’t like that gag, you don’t get burrito’d, er, I mean BERATED! 🙊
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl the other day. I told her "I didn't know he could"
The delayed reaction when she finally got the watch for children joke. 😆
This one is for all my Germans friends in this comment section:
Ein kleiner Junge steht im Spielwarenladen vor den Stoffpuppen. Er ist völlig begeistert von mehreren großen Pumucklpuppen, die ganz oben im Regal stehen:
- „Ohhhh, Pumuckls! Sind die aber toll…!“
Eine Verkäuferin bemerkt das, stellt sich leise hinter ihn und flüstert ihm ins Ohr:
- „Na, Kleiner, die sind super oder - soll ich Dir einen runterholen?“
-„Auja!!! …aber nur wenn Du mir dann einen der Pumuckls schenkst…“
"watch for children" was the best by far. 😂
what was the punchline? I can't understand it for the life of me
@@sbspassion "I was driving blabla .... and saw the sign "watch for children" ..... I made the trade". (In other words, he exchanged his watch for some children, lol)
@@thomaselers7416 Oooh haha that's a pretty good one indeed. Thanks mate, that aussie slang can be difficult sometimes
@@sbspassion I agree. I'm from Denmark, and I don't always get it either.
@@thomaselers7416 thanks man
Did u guys hear about the deaf gynaecologist, he is an excellent lip reader
😂
First the Dad Jokes and now your hilarious channel......I'm set for laughter whenever I need it. Keep 'em coming!
Big laughs from the u.s.! How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand you don’t need a partner 😂
This is a good one!
absolutely love these guys I have never laughed so hard. thanks for brighting my day
Half the time I am laughing at both the delivery and the other guys unable to contain themselves even before the punchline. Great fun these jokes, keep them coming, I can't believe how many I have not heard before (that doctor told me I had to stop masturbating joke still has me in stitches as the punchline was not expected). A couple are getting circulated now amongst my group of .... well a couple of decade older lads who are still lads!
Congrats Mitch & Weeze 👏👏
Skin walking on thin ice with that comment on the chapstick joke hahaha
The giggle & smirk the girl gives the guy sitting next to her after the Cucumber joke 👀👀
"Watch for children" was brilliant :D
I am an emergency responder and have avoided C-19 until this week. I am staying in our guest room to protect my Wife, Foster Daughter and my Son. I stumbled across your site 2 days ago and my Wife asked me yesterday if I was taking the piss because all She could hear was me laughing. I have not taken a sickie in 10 years. I told Her about your site and now I can hear Her laughing out loud downstairs. Thank you all for being who you are and bringing laughter to us. We had never considered Aus as a holiday destination because of the distance ( we are in Cork Ireland ) but are considering going out next year for 2 weeks. Does everybody rip the piss out of everyone or is it just in some places? Where would you suggest we should visit for 2 weeks? Thanks for making me laugh Tony🤣🤣🤣
Taking the piss is what we do mate
what was better than the " Watch for Trade" joke was Eloise delayed reaction . Brilliant
Please explain the joke
@@chandramoulims8518 in English watch can mean "look out for" or "device that tells time". In this case whilst the beginning of the joke hints to the first the punchline uses the latter. So in "reality", he traded his watch for a kid. Cheers
These are your best videos lads. Keep em coming!!
Eloise getting the "watch for children" joke reminds me of the DMV scene in zootopia 😂
I was wondering if I can watch Mitch goofing around all day 😂
There are 27 bones in your hand, 28 when you're lonely.
A few pearlers in there! Cheers!
Your vids are like the Earth's rotation...
They really make my day. 😎😆
Anyway, watching these always seems to remind me of long-forgotten laughs and gets me in the mood! So here's a couple of overs worth of ammo while I remember them... sorry for the bad ones.
It's easy to spot a great farmer..
They're outstanding in their field.
What do you call an Irishman who sits out on his deck year round?
Paddy O'Furniture.
How do salesmen prefer to have sex?
Commissionary position.
(I made that one up myself.. apologies!)
Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flatmate.
If vegans have a fight, is it still called a beef?
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's a little lighter.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out.
Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off.
I guess I was stoned off my ass.
What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhoea.
Like all of those. Thanks
I don't know why but the hippo one made me laugh. 🤣
I was addicted to hockey pokey - Then I turned myself around!
What do you call a clumsy wizard? - Fumbledore.
Stumbledore also works.
Four words that ruin a man's ego "are you in yet?". Four words that ruin a woman's ego "I am not sure".
Crossed eyes girl seeing people in the side was the best one.
Pleased you rated that!
A man walked past his female colleague at work and said Oh, your hair smells good today, freshly washed. The woman was furious and went straight to the boss at his office and said she had been sexually harassed at work. What has happened? Answered the boss.
Charles said that my hair smells nice and freshly washed. What is wrong with that? said the boss.
What's wrong with that!! Charles is a dwarf.
🤣🤣🤣
That's the kind of effort I'm looking for in a joke.. great punch line and build up, legend!
I think I'm going back to my old job.... What's that? Circumcising elephants... The pay wasn't much, but the tips were big!
I saw a sign at a gas station that said, "Clean bathrooms". It took me awhile but I finally got them clean.
I had a Kid's meal at McDonalds today, his mom got really angry
Damn, the Mufasa joke hits in waves
******Dad joke*****
Actually saw this one,....Man knocked on my door asked for donation for local swimming for the community children park and I gave him a glass of water
Here's an end of the year sausage joke:
I wish you an offal christmas, and the wurst new year!
Best channel for humour!
I got kicked out of the hospital the other day…
for telling a COVID 19 patient to stay positive
seeing those mustaches took away a small piece of me ill never get back
Whats worse than tennis elbow..... tennis balls
Love the show guys, great humor. Love from RSA!!!
Leigh was a teacher at our school for a bit and took our group on grade 10 camp back in 2017 safe to say it was one of the greatest memories I had in highschool 😁
He was in it for the watches
That rivet gag belongs in the
Ship-house! 🙊🙊🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
Stewart Francis joke. Canadian comedian.
Febe has very infectious laugh
I have never been more proud of discovering a new channel. Y'all f kill guys. I watch you on repeat, even tho I have the punches memorized at this point. You're the best in the DJ bizz.
Love these! Keep em coming!
My grief counsellor died recently. But luckily for me, he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
The point to the watch is genius
What's the first thing that comes to an insects mind when it hits the windscreen of your car.............his arse 😁
Sounds like my old cross eyed teacher. She couldn't control her pupils.
I would be really good at this, as I would not understand most of the jokes without subtitles. :P
It's actually not about the jokes. It's YOUR smirks and loughs and... I can't! Breathe, brother, breathe!
"Cinderella is a pain in the ass movie. The prince always gets the girl in the end."
What does a puppy and a gynecologist have in common? Wet noses
always amusing, cheers.
Love from the UK guys and girls amazing stuff so funny
I watched a documentary on cochineal last night.
It was fantastic, next time I'm going to try LSD!
Honey have you seen the dog bowl? Oh I didn’t know he played cricket!!!
Absolutely bonkers
You are just hilarious
Love watching you trying not to laugh my hubby is stealing these jokes to ask our daughter in England who just rolls her eyes
Think we may have to add Leigh to a Watch List.
Love the long form
When naming Febe her parents only bought one vowel BOGO, forgot some consonants and then told her if you need a p and h or an o, you can get Pho at nice Vietnamese restaurant down the billabong.
If a sarcastic criminal walks down the stairs, does that make him a condescending con descending?
6:28
Best reaction ever!
Edit:
6:43 too
Longest 6 seconds ever!!!!
An Aussie joke for you.
What do you use a wombat for?
To play Wom.
no, I have world's worst thesaurus: It tastes like synonym!
Never knew Micheal Vaughan participated in Dad Jokes.
😆😆
A dwarf friend of mine was picked pocketed yesterday, how could stoop so low
Love it! Just an idea: try not to laugh with jokes from your comment section! Love your content always!
Deep voiced Aaron Rogers is hilarious
I love these - it sounds like a regular day at my house... AND My name is Mitch so please lay off Mitch and give him a chance...and Mitch please reach out, I think I Have a few you can use...FINALLY - Leigh your offhanded comment after your cross-eyed girlfriend joke was the funniest line tonight- you said you added that joke antidotally! Great play on words if you meant it - I think its funny though because you used the wrong word! Love you all - keep telling these!
Damn the first one🤣🤣
Hahahah yes 😂
the only one i predicted before the punchline
They rip on him for repeating a joke, then they use Eloise 's thesaurus joke from when she was with Jana.
You mean the one Eloise just Googled.
Watch for children, It's a good trade 🤣🤣🤣
so hard without subtitles 🙂
What's yellow and can't swim? - a digger
What has one arm and can't swim? - a digger
Sam's jokes always gets to me
Except none of them are his, I imagine. They're just reading out jokes they Googled.
I like dad joke's 😆
BEFORE I DIE, I WANT A WE GOT THE CHOCOLATES AND YEAHMADTV TO TEAM UP FOR A VIDEO. There I said it. 😂😂
What should we do if we gonna be a superheroes? ..... SHAZAMMM!!!
Febe ❤️
Love the vids but I can’t get over skin looking like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs if he lost weight 😂
This should be in Olympics
The reason my cross eyed girlfriend broke up with me was we could not see eye to eye on anything
You gotta get Butterfield and his missus on!