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  • from the "I walked on the moon" standup. great clip about moving and talking to UPS.

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  • @Gidget521
    @Gidget521 10 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "OK, goodbye" gets me every time...then it's just tears of laughter from there

    • @Pianodean
      @Pianodean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes that and....."No, I'm another guy"

    • @GrantSchinto
      @GrantSchinto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. That line was my first big takeaway. So perfect.

  • @39Hundred
    @39Hundred 10 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    One of my favorite comics. Not only are his jokes funny but he's also visually funny. His facial expressions. Hahaha

    • @lindaaltmayer3140
      @lindaaltmayer3140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marshall Street its hard to watch him and not say something funny with out using that goofy walk that he has!

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindaaltmayer3140 : What if you DO say something funny? Does that make it easier to avoid using the goofy walk?

    • @christianhafer9819
      @christianhafer9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comic of the last 30 years.

    • @vg5157
      @vg5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With no political agenda !!

    • @thowdy
      @thowdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

  • @tallmendinger17
    @tallmendinger17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "No I'm another guy." LOL Dude is the best!!!

  • @paulnone9984
    @paulnone9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I've seen Brian live twice and it was always much more hilarious in person to see him. Love his dry sense of humor and the dumb faces he makes. All of this is amazing and he doesn't even need to swear to be funny.

  • @seanconfer7903
    @seanconfer7903 9 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are hands down my two favorite comedians. They're hilarious and use good clean comedy. Which is so much funnier than constant swearing.

    • @omeganave7425
      @omeganave7425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow! They're my favourites too!

    • @hollylusardi8300
      @hollylusardi8300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ditto that!

    • @chloeowalker
      @chloeowalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sean Confer so true 😊😊

    • @diamonddragonplays4500
      @diamonddragonplays4500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sean Confer swearing means nothing though. They're just words that people say are for some reason 'bad'

    • @Gr8Layks
      @Gr8Layks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only if you're an uptight puritanical d-bag.

  • @Porter2613
    @Porter2613 16 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Just, dispatch the truck...please."
    Hahahaha!!! Brian is the best I've ever heard! Clean, but 100% HILARIOUS!!!

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drives me to tears. Why must they make me beg?

  • @shimmyshimmyshy
    @shimmyshimmyshy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "3....GIRTH UNITS!"

  • @1966gto1000
    @1966gto1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This guy is a world class comic. His routines are hilarious and CLEAN, like Seinfeld's are. He's funnier than Seinfeld in my opinion. His timing is impeccable, his facial expressions are funny in themselves and his material is sooo original. Hats off to Brian Regan.

    • @abaeisawesome12
      @abaeisawesome12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your so right, he just makes me laugh even if i've heard it 1200000000000 times!

    • @bpeterssen
      @bpeterssen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's as funny as they come and the material is clean and priceless!!

    • @GavriloPewPew
      @GavriloPewPew ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree he's underrated!

    • @jwsutton2676
      @jwsutton2676 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seinfeld isn't really clean, not like Regan. I like hearing stories from other comedians about Brian Regan, he tends to have as much respect amongst comedians as anybody

    • @bikersoncall
      @bikersoncall ปีที่แล้ว

      World class perhaps but so not funnier
      than Seinfeld, well kind of but not really,
      he has a polished routine that is fantastic,
      but Jerry just comes up with some #### that
      no one else ever could.

  • @TylerRubeum
    @TylerRubeum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, yeah, but if
    I put the box on the scale, it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!"

    • @asadullohelkhoshimiy3978
      @asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just take it off real quick

    • @iiFever
      @iiFever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asadullohelkhoshimiy3978 I’m not fast enough!

  • @leroy92TX
    @leroy92TX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    my training teacher showed this during my fedex training class to be a domestic phone helper

  • @imoutofnames1
    @imoutofnames1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I lost it at girth units.

  • @hardtruth4420
    @hardtruth4420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brian's delivery, facial and body expressions and the voices make his act one of a kind. I can watch the same act over and over.

  • @MyAccount-in9ru
    @MyAccount-in9ru 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This man is why I started my stand-up career.

  • @omeganave7425
    @omeganave7425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    They're boxes and they're brown and they've got tape all on 'em!

    • @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201
      @channelinactive.seewormsqu3201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that as you said it XD

    • @barrya.6212
      @barrya.6212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just going to quote that and saw you beat me to it...

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm beggin ya!

  • @pdddddp1
    @pdddddp1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Brian Doggone regan, is one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard.....no foul words, and he will snatch laughter out of you! He's the best, hands down.

  • @fercho2040
    @fercho2040 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like Brian Regan is an old school type of comic, relying on being overall funny instead of talking about serious things in a funny way.
    His body language, his voice inflection, his energy; this man's work is gold and I wish he continues performing for decades to come.

  • @FloydMaxwell
    @FloydMaxwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The inimitable Brian Regan. Loved by our family for over 15 years.

  • @Pantherchick235
    @Pantherchick235 12 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Yeah I'm too stupid to talk to you."

  • @DEZMUHND
    @DEZMUHND 11 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I work for UPS. This guy really called he outlined basically the entire procedure XD

    • @judah3035
      @judah3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (6 years ago goodness) I just got off preload shift...Boxline 1!!! We know not all boxes are created equal...hate when I get an irreg and the box is like someone took it to the back and beat it with a bat.

    • @stankykong8506
      @stankykong8506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raverly G the comment was from 7 years ago lol

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@judah3035 ...that's every box I get from UPS, lmao. My local depot must have some crazy logistical stuff going on.

  • @heathertreat
    @heathertreat 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His comedy is the best because it's clean, simple and everyone in the world can relate to it.

  • @KkBo15
    @KkBo15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely hysterical. My favorites!! They make my life happy!!!

  • @dbyankee27
    @dbyankee27 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I work at UPS and I find this absolutely hilarious!

  • @Monoxzidex
    @Monoxzidex 12 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "We need the weight and the girth!" *pause* "Okay, goodbye....."
    :D

  • @moonchild848
    @moonchild848 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I LOVE Brian Regan so much, he is truly funny in his observations, no crude language, very observant and silly..this one is my favourite of all :-)

  • @kendra1580
    @kendra1580 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Ok i dont know what the weight is....and...i dont know what girth means..."
    Haha love brian xD

    • @brianregan1698
      @brianregan1698 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for your love and support
      I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine
      Where are you commenting from?

  • @matthewmoritz7837
    @matthewmoritz7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how can 407 people not like this he is halarious i know this is an old video but i love it i watch it everyday mostly

  • @10coolfacts
    @10coolfacts 17 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "So now what's the procedure?"
    lmao

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just looked up THREE GIRTH UNITS and this was the first thing which makes me happy.

  • @rosalynpieczynski9309
    @rosalynpieczynski9309 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I put the BOXEN on the scale but I still can't see the NUMBERS!!

    • @barrya.6212
      @barrya.6212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good catch of Regan english. I got a buddy of mine joking about "boxen" all the time ... plural for box .... " many much boxen"

    • @Stevepelo
      @Stevepelo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..,, cb3ib

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian didn't say "boxen", he said "If I put the box ON the scale...."

    • @NCTStudio
      @NCTStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rosalyn Pieczynski we need more moosen

    • @stonemedia8901
      @stonemedia8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Milesco Brian Regan Live
      Teacher: Erwin, Erwin what is the plural for ox?
      Erwin: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.
      Teacher: Brian.
      Brian: Wha-what?
      Teacher: Brian, what is the plural for box?
      Brian: Boxen! I bought two boxen of donuts!

  • @Jimdandy1958
    @Jimdandy1958 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Thank you Brian:
    In a world where what is morally and socially acceptable seems to be sinking into lower depths of depravity every day, You sir choose to keep it clean and for that I thank you. You not only always make me laugh, you give me something that I'm glad to share with others with a clean conscience. Keep up the good work and thank you for sharing your gift with us all....Jim

  • @85nikki96
    @85nikki96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whenever I feel down and need a laugh I come here. And also the eye doctor one. So talented.

  • @luminousstrawberries
    @luminousstrawberries 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow, instantly a favorite new comic of mine :) I'm diggin it!

    • @cmcm410
      @cmcm410 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @nathanfarris4125
    @nathanfarris4125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i love brian regan

  • @twinheatingairconditioning135
    @twinheatingairconditioning135 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ive watched so many of his videos. No curse words, no racial jokes, no putting people down and he is so funny. One of the best.

  • @embersarts
    @embersarts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Aaahhhhh, zero! I'm not fast enough!

  • @jessehcreative
    @jessehcreative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’d check the dislikes on this but I can’t see the NUMBERS!

  • @JoeDoggTV
    @JoeDoggTV 14 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    lol i just like his facial expressions and how he walks

  • @cpmow831
    @cpmow831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the funniest comics ever and he doesn’t have to swear to be funny

  • @joeczapka3647
    @joeczapka3647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've seen him a couple times in concert, and just his presence alone just makes me laugh!

  • @GrantSchinto
    @GrantSchinto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I become more and more convinced that Brian Regan is the greatest comic who ever lived if that were measured in overall consistency. Utterly amazing.

  • @kirklandmeadows
    @kirklandmeadows 10 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I love clean comedy, its funnier.

    • @MechaFenris
      @MechaFenris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So true. Clean comedy is devoid of the "filler" words that get the mature rating. Can't use those as a crutch, so the humor is more intelligent, less rambling, and well... you said it. Funnier.

    • @cameronbrwdway9486
      @cameronbrwdway9486 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** How is that intelligent part even close to true? I can't think of one stand-up legend that didn't swear like a sailor. I guess Cosby and Steve Martin. The rest generally curse, like a lot, and there are some extremely tasteful, intelligent, artful bits that people like Pryor or Carlin have put together.

    • @MechaFenris
      @MechaFenris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cameron Brwdway
      It's a matter of taste. There's tons of funny comedians who don't work blue. Carlin did wordplay and Pryor was socially conscious.
      There are more than a couple, if you count Jerry Clower, Jonathan Winters, Red Skelton, George Burns, Jeff Foxworthy, and so forth. Eddie Izzard's pretty clean too.
      I never implied that working blue is inherently bad, just that most who do use that language in their act generally do so as filler for a lack of intelligent humor. The greats didn't use it as filler, it was part of their act.

    • @kirklandmeadows
      @kirklandmeadows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's my inspiration and the reason I do clean stand-up.

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kirkland meadows when it’s Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan it is. Cosby had some moments of genius and Steve Martin, though he wasn’t as “clean”. A lot of clean comedians can’t quite get the formula right. Regan is the only one who can hold a candle to Carlin, Pryor, Chris Rock, etc.

  • @zachmorgan6982
    @zachmorgan6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My High School teacher use to play his stuff for us.
    Always amazing and impeccable

  • @MasonPimental
    @MasonPimental 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm to stupid to talk to you." LOL

  • @entertainmentuniverse4
    @entertainmentuniverse4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s the way he says the story and shows it as well that still makes me laugh hard. Genius!!!

  • @mlarkinn
    @mlarkinn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Girth units"...love it..and him:)

  • @lionofjudah6763
    @lionofjudah6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best !!! I hear this guy on Sirius XM radio comedy stations and have me in tears.

  • @Kastrenzo74
    @Kastrenzo74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Its gonna cover up the NUMBERS

  • @alexiskani4879
    @alexiskani4879 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Brian. He's truly amazing. He doesn't swear in his comedies. Which is great because it's limited to have that. I'm going to see him in November. But I truly appreciate him! :)

  • @malwal7
    @malwal7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm too stupid to talk to you."

  • @Zaranell
    @Zaranell 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've seen Brain live twice. Anyone who watches this video can tell why. Truly an excellent stand-up.

  • @Bigbrotrev
    @Bigbrotrev 13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    103 people thought the dislike button said."dis I like"

    • @montinyek6554
      @montinyek6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn i remember when this was funny

  • @jeremyballon
    @jeremyballon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My 3 favorite comedians of all time: Jerry Seinfeld, Sebastian Maniscalco, and the very funny Brian Regan.

    • @dongann1140
      @dongann1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Completely agree.

  • @blaaahblahblahblah
    @blaaahblahblahblah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    They have a girth of.... three
    XD

  • @MarshiiNiakilo
    @MarshiiNiakilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember seeing some videos of him when I was younger, not his standup itself but some mock videos on animal jam like stupid in school and emergency room, thats what brought my love for this guy lol
    him and john mulaney are my favorites, ive been binge watching their standups lately while grinding stuff in ffxiv14. love this dudes standup so much!! hes so funny

  • @kaylabrown3831
    @kaylabrown3831 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome! I'm doing this for my speech and debate class humorous speech! LOL

  • @sga3084
    @sga3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's the one comedian I'd watch commercials for

  • @AerynBella
    @AerynBella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG This is the best!! "Just dispatch the truck."

  • @mannm96
    @mannm96 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "still can't see the NUMBERS!"

  • @hellobeautiful5225
    @hellobeautiful5225 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    BR is the master of the “ACT OUT. “. That’s a term among Comedians, which means to ACT OUT whatever you are saying. Look at how many laughs he gets with those actions. You can easily tell when he’s stopping, because he straightens up, and bounces around.

  • @jw9103
    @jw9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3 what? Three girth units 🤣

  • @debstein8685
    @debstein8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard this bit 13 years ago and I just listened again to share it with someone and it still makes me laugh.

  • @gita3088
    @gita3088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Girth units. I love this guy.

  • @TheIntrovertWhims
    @TheIntrovertWhims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone described Brian Regan as "Seinfeld on steroids" . Perfect description.

  • @jonathanc9906
    @jonathanc9906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Tim hawkins

    • @BuckyBKatt42
      @BuckyBKatt42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just checked out Tim Hawkins because of this comment and now I love him thank you.

    • @davidjose9808
      @davidjose9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gigg’em Aggie Humor...whoop!

  • @jpnut37
    @jpnut37 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it. Being on the "inside" some knowledge is taken for granted.

  • @TheNutshaq
    @TheNutshaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the way he says *NUMBERS*

  • @oambitiousone7100
    @oambitiousone7100 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man is the patron saint of our house. His lines are so integrated into our vernacular, we quote him at least weekly.

  • @mattmaitland5750
    @mattmaitland5750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I don't know what the weight is and I don't know what girth means...so now what's the procedure?"

  • @Whateverintheworld
    @Whateverintheworld 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy makes tears come out of my eyes. He is so funny.

  • @itsmytube62
    @itsmytube62 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3 girth units!

  • @reehatyonin
    @reehatyonin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "and you still cant see the NUMBERS.."
    Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cuteiegurl
    @cuteiegurl 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And they probably fit on a dolley!!! hahaha I love that part:)

  • @scourgefan100
    @scourgefan100 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brian Regan doesnt cuss as much as other comedians, and even without cussing hes awesome

  • @Ecarroll7575
    @Ecarroll7575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you Brian you're so funny!!

  • @Dr00g00
    @Dr00g00 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedians who come up with clean comedy are the best and most creative

  • @BenShamoiel
    @BenShamoiel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3 Girth units...lol

  • @TheRyanator5000
    @TheRyanator5000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    How could someone not like this???????????

  • @lindaaltmayer3140
    @lindaaltmayer3140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3 girth units!!! That kills me every time

  • @MsTameTaz
    @MsTameTaz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I watch this I can't breath I almost pass out laughing so hard

  • @Hijinked
    @Hijinked 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Boxen*

  • @littlekuribohimposte
    @littlekuribohimposte 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    You still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!!
    I love Brian Reagan!

  • @veronicam2942
    @veronicam2942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He kinda reminds me of Will Ferrel.

  • @coreyownz
    @coreyownz 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is my favorite stand up comedian of all time lol

    • @javster4138
      @javster4138 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ditto

  • @SynAstra
    @SynAstra 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His facial expressions remind me of Jim Carrey XD

    • @jennymcmillin5668
      @jennymcmillin5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Astral Syn But so much better. Carey is like a caricature of himself. Too hyped up. Regan is just silly-believable. But they do both have it going on with physical comedy. “They’re all wearing party hats in the dairy isle...”

  • @ilikeubetty
    @ilikeubetty 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    every time i have seen him live at the end of the show he lets people shout out their favorite bits and then he does them as the encore. funny every time!

  • @titerror0010
    @titerror0010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fucking hilarity!!!

  • @bobbyricigliano2799
    @bobbyricigliano2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is easily one of my all time favorite comedy bits.

  • @LadyMarie24
    @LadyMarie24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why do people have such a big problem with Brian Regan?

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because atheists have to support their broken ideology somehow, they troll Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook videos as well.

    • @davidjose9808
      @davidjose9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well posed question. Probably because evil is uncomfortable with people who have a conscience.

  • @pjfrau
    @pjfrau 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i could watch him with the volume turned all the way down and i would still LOL! by just lookin at him, best comedian hands down

  • @dirtblock
    @dirtblock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL!

  • @hassanstewart7887
    @hassanstewart7887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's a CLOWN!!! Killing 'em with sarcasm!!! It gets no better than Brian.

  • @BlackBolt55
    @BlackBolt55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MARKIPLIER XD

  • @michaellinner7772
    @michaellinner7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The faces always puts him over the top. He could be saying anything at all and his expressions just make it impossible not to laugh.

  • @DandyLion662a
    @DandyLion662a 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No, I'm another guy.

  • @JuddMan270
    @JuddMan270 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The NUMBERS!
    Just killed me.

  • @msnyder1510
    @msnyder1510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Boxen

  • @tga53
    @tga53 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Brian Regan he is the best comedian in the world baby!

  • @culwin
    @culwin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    boxen

    • @jonathanc9906
      @jonathanc9906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love ur profile pic bro

  • @BusinessAsh0408
    @BusinessAsh0408 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that he nevers gets old... this junk is funny over and over again!

  • @beksski87
    @beksski87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole premise seems a bit stupid.