Someone at work gave me a Brian Regan cd to listen to when commuting. I laughed so hard I could barely drive. Had my three teenage boys listen to it and laughed even harder. They still quote Brian into their 20s.
"if u play they gonna give u a free snow cone at the end of it, even if u play half game u get the whole snow cone for half the game. the people that play whole game get a whole snow cone and the people that play half game get a whole snow cone so it doesnt matter if u play half game cuz u get the whole snow cone id rathr play half game still get the whole snow cone" "How many outs brian?" "GRAPE! im gonna get grape or cherry there both favourites but if they have both i get grape though"
Everyone successful in life has played right field in little league baseball. At least that's what I tell myself as I cry myself to sleep every night over my lack of athletic ability.
“Brian two away!” “OK!” “Brian, two away!!” Oh my god I relate to that so much as a kid!!! People assuming I fully understand the rules of whatever the hell I’m doing! 🤣
Maryann Jordan couldn't agree more! It's relatively rare to see somebody whose clean and funny at the same time. Jim Gaffigan is another. It's awesome to find clean humor like this, as opposed to people who just cuss constantly, or you know how sometimes the entire joke is they just say fuck a lot?
I could relate to so much of this having played Cub Scout baseball. I was right field as well. Coach would yell, "Michelini, at least pretend to be interested!"
They call it SOFT-ball. Makes it sound like it harmless, y'know. You ever take a line shot to the face with a softball? You don't go, "Hey! That's downy soft! That was like a big ball of cotton! Hey, don't worry about that.that's blood light!
OMG. LOVE THIS. So funny. I swear to God even re-reading people posting the entire bit makes me laugh so hard. He is one of the funniest !!! Totally underrated!
hay batter batter.! hay fielder fileder! hay golfer golfer hay golfer golfer golfer put put! golfer put! wth the matter with u rolf? just makin it fun hay lawyer lawyer! hay laweyr sue lawyer sue!
Someone at work gave me a Brian Regan cd to listen to when commuting. I laughed so hard I could barely drive. Had my three teenage boys listen to it and laughed even harder. They still quote Brian into their 20s.
"if u play they gonna give u a free snow cone at the end of it, even if u play half game u get the whole snow cone for half the game. the people that play whole game get a whole snow cone and the people that play half game get a whole snow cone so it doesnt matter if u play half game cuz u get the whole snow cone id rathr play half game still get the whole snow cone"
"How many outs brian?"
"GRAPE! im gonna get grape or cherry there both favourites but if they have both i get grape though"
Cuz it’s more favorite
Brian what's the score? FREE SNOWCONE.
Brian how many outs? GRAPE
Annie Tarnowski I'M GONNA GET GRAPE! OR CHERRY!
Not as much... FAVORITE
Correction it's Biden free snow cone!
There were about 2 straight mins in this bit where I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
When, cause I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard the entire video!
PLAY
1/2
THE
GAME
AND
GET
THE
WHOLE
SNOWCONE
Recently stumbled upon this guy on Netflix. He is hilarious...and he's clean. Good clean comedy is a very rare thing today.
Definitely good comedy
don't tell him that. he doesn't like when people say that
Everyone successful in life has played right field in little league baseball. At least that's what I tell myself as I cry myself to sleep every night over my lack of athletic ability.
Please dont hit the ball my way!...oh cmon!....
Am I the only one who thought his rabbit impression sounded like a turkey? XD
I thought that too
I thought that, too.
No.
me and fellow softball players say good eye brian! and use quotes from this on the actual field it makes it so much more fun!
nah, clean comedy is around. clean hilarious comedy is rare.
“Brian two away!”
“OK!”
“Brian, two away!!”
Oh my god I relate to that so much as a kid!!! People assuming I fully understand the rules of whatever the hell I’m doing! 🤣
Hey Brian Regan!! This world could use SO much more of your kind of humor. KEEP IT UP BRIAN!! You truly have a gift--USE IT!!!
Maryann Jordan
couldn't agree more! It's relatively rare to see somebody whose clean and funny at the same time. Jim Gaffigan is another. It's awesome to find clean humor like this, as opposed to people who just cuss constantly, or you know how sometimes the entire joke is they just say fuck a lot?
not as much FAVORITE, but they're both good. ha!
Just play 1/2 game. Get whole snowcone.
I could relate to so much of this having played Cub Scout baseball. I was right field as well. Coach would yell, "Michelini, at least pretend to be interested!"
Cute :D
Gil Michelini That is an interesting name! I like it 👍
My favourite comedian was always Demetri Martin, and I never thought I'd find a comedian more underrated than him...
And now I've found Brian Regan.
all i know is at the end of the game you get a snow cone!
What's the score, Brian?!
Both favorites! Don’t have grape, that’s ok cherry favorite too. Just not as much favorite.
Rabbit chatter sounded more like turkey gobbles.
hey that's my gum!
Bus driver, bus driver, DRIVE!!!! SHIFT, BUS DRIVER!!!
19 people didn't have a good eye. Lol.
I love this guy. I watched his stupid in school one and it completely described me in school Hahaha
This one gets me every time, basically my whole childhood sports career summed up xD "Don't worry about that' that's Blood Light!"
They call it SOFT-ball. Makes it sound like it harmless, y'know. You ever take a line shot to the face with a softball? You don't go, "Hey! That's downy soft! That was like a big ball of cotton! Hey, don't worry about that.that's blood light!
The "let's hear some chatter" had me DYING! Wife used a defibrillator to bring me back
Lol does he think rabbits sound like turkey
I heard the 16 minute encore version of this it was life changing
Easy out! EASY OUT!!! XD
What is the point of typing parts of the sketch in your comments?
Good eye Brian
Heyy batter batter batter hey!
Hey feilder feilder !
THEY'RE COMMUNICATING!
What I do?!?!?! You moved your head out of the way of the fast ball. Oh... ok im glad i did that... i almost didnt but then i did. HAHAHAHAHAHA
he is so funny.... he throws a wicked 12 foot arch.... lol
Sebastian brought me here
10 people didn't get there free snow cone
"the outfielders are playing on the clay
and in fielders are goin through my pocket"
I played "sitting in the stands yelling: PUT GOLFER GOLFER PUT PUT!!"
Hey, that's downy soft! That was like a big ball of cotton!
This is so me. I was one of those nerdy kids who sucked big time at sports. This is so hilarious!
He is extremely hilarious
6 people had their pockets picked through and had their gum takin from the infielders
what's the score BRIANONONON "FREE SNOW CONE!"
"YOU GET A FREE SNOW CONE AT THE END OF THE GAME!"
@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 "How many outs, Brian?"
hey! Thats Downy soft! Don't worry, That's Blood Lite!
OMG. LOVE THIS. So funny. I swear to God even re-reading people posting the entire bit makes me laugh so hard. He is one of the funniest !!!
Totally underrated!
what show is this from? where can i watch the full stand up
He's the kind of comedian you HAVE to see. vocals only don't do him justice...
8 people only got half a snowcone.
Rebecca Patton 31 others just kept yelling "hey batter batter batter swing!"
Grape is my fav.
Which special is this?
hay batter batter.!
hay fielder fileder!
hay golfer golfer hay golfer golfer golfer put put! golfer put!
wth the matter with u rolf? just makin it fun
hay lawyer lawyer! hay laweyr sue lawyer sue!
i remember doing that in little league !
Good Eye Brian!!.............Why thank you :-)
Best comedian ever
What if they dont have Cherry and Grape
Tim Tom oh shit no.
say these things in real life and see what happens to ya.
Found him just today…. OMG! I AM ROLLING! Why isn’t he more famous??!! He is SO GOOD!!
His brother Dennis is funny too.
He’s Seinfeld’s favorite comic…😊
yes i have achully had taken i softball to the face achutally the eye and it bleed... it hurts a lot!!! trust me
what if there wasnt any cherry either huh huh.... then what u have a temper tantrum!?!
@DancingCrazy26 lol IKR theres not 1 day we dont start talking and sum1 says something and 1 of us goes "oh OHKAY" ROFL
If you ever hear rabbits making that noise run away
Brian, 2 away.....YOU TOO
GRAPE!!!!!
OR CHERRY!🍒🍇
Seven people wish they were as funny as brian
hey that's my gum!
haha brian is amazing!
clean comedy...... rare god given gift
Who knows where I can find full audio of this stand up? I used to have it on a cd but i lost it
If you have an Amazon prime account you can listen to this whole cd for free
You still Get A Whole Snow Cone Even If You Play Half You Don't Get Half A Snow Cone You Still Get A Whole ... How Many Outs GRAPEE!!!!!!!!!
6 people were yelled at "hey bus driver bus driver DRIIIIIIIVEEEE"
I wanted to give this a thumbs up but I didn't want to change the 100
This bit use to kill me lol "GRAPE" ! let's here some chatter out there! 😂
hey thats downy soft that was like a big ball of cotton hey dont worry about that thats blood lite
I got a tooth knocked out from a softball, ten strike kick ball! :D
So hilarious!
@MrTommytom2000 6 people were on the same team s bryan
So underated, never even heard of him, he's got me rolling!
hey golfer golfer! put golfer! put! lmao
Hey golfer golfer hey golfer golfer put put golfer put!! Haha love this video
id rather play half game -_- too funny lol
I'm dying from hurt ribs.
Hey, that's downy soft! That was like a big ball of cotton!
Good ol 2009
why doesnt he have his own tv show?
2:43 is the best part.
lol
FREE SNOWCONE!
haha
lol
Grape !
4:11
good torso
you obviously have no sense of humor
did you see that guy? he just snapped!