I Have Never Been to Hooters

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  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "You recruited my babysitter at a Hooters!" 😂

    • @JustActNormal
      @JustActNormal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amen to that lol

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "You hired two Hooters waitresses to hula hoop at my brother's highschool graduation party!!"

    • @killerblingxbl
      @killerblingxbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TBH, his mom is goated for doing that.

    • @tarot-karma-online
      @tarot-karma-online 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This explains a lot

    • @10kosukeueki01
      @10kosukeueki01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldve loved to see how that transaction went down xD "hey you look like a day whore who gets paid part time to serve wings in short shorts i bet you work well with kids!"

  • @tee4303
    @tee4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I looovvveee this part! “Ahhh have NEVERRR eaten at HOOTERS!”😅😂🤣🙌

    • @kateganz
      @kateganz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙌😂🎤

    • @noramero2955
      @noramero2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The head nod and eyes point 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brittany09
      @brittany09 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I say it every time someone mentions hooters 😂😂😂

  • @haileybatchelor8105
    @haileybatchelor8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “EvERyboDyS RiCH aT HoOtErS!”

  • @prestleyjade2690
    @prestleyjade2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “It feels like the gay Salem witch trials” 😂😂

    • @eli3568
      @eli3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Gaylem Witch trials?

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eli3568 😂😂😂

    • @Frankmt215
      @Frankmt215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WE GOT ONE!!! lmfao 🤣

  • @mtabor9459
    @mtabor9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I remember my sister took our dad to Hooters for his 80th Birthday. He about had a heart attack when they started bouncing around him lol

  • @etps4444
    @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I.... have.... NEVER eaten at Hooter's."
    My aunt and I say this _all_ the time. We're so weird. 😂

    • @Rushyesgenesis
      @Rushyesgenesis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My wife and I do too

  • @LilithGrey...FromHell
    @LilithGrey...FromHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "So I shanked her." Lol

  • @brandontylerburt
    @brandontylerburt ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the best routine ever. With the eye gestures and everything ... so hilarious. Fortune rocks!

  • @gr33n3ggs4
    @gr33n3ggs4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    She is hysterical 🤣
    She deserves her own sitcom

    • @cassondralynch6342
      @cassondralynch6342 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is and she seems so sweet. I've watched her on the Heather McDonald podcast and she seems so chill, light hearted, kind and of course funny. Love her.

  • @teekotrain6845
    @teekotrain6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Her curls be on fleek r.n. she does make me laugh

  • @jazzisforpainting4928
    @jazzisforpainting4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:20 She has a lovely singing voice.

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes she does! 🎉

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This whole special is hilarious. Love Fortune!!!

  • @yyoveltube
    @yyoveltube ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:21 I love the squeak of someone trying to hold in their laugh

  • @angelapursley2811
    @angelapursley2811 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I saw her in New Orleans last night!! She is HYSTERICAL!! Such a great show!!

  • @gojoeyr
    @gojoeyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the chemistry with you and Theo Von. A podcast with you 2 would be a TOTAL 360 WIN!!!

  • @CanadiAnnie
    @CanadiAnnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I’ll see you in Grand Rapids on March 13th! I just got outta hospital after 584 days! My first lil getaway with my husband and we chose to see you! Can’t wait! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my gosh, best wishes to you! You couldn't have chosen a better show to go to. Laughter is the best medicine! 😁

    • @annehorrigan570
      @annehorrigan570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what!? 3/13 GR? I might have to drive from Detroit for that!

    • @hurricanemoyer2384
      @hurricanemoyer2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang it i missed it

    • @CanadiAnnie
      @CanadiAnnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was canceled due to COVID but....it’s been rescheduled for Friday May 22, 2020!! We were eligible for a refund OR the tickets will be good still for May 22. OBVIOUSLY we’re looking forward to May 22! Probably tickets left!! Check Ticketmaster ASAP!! ❤️🇨🇦 LOVE Fortune SO much...hope the quarantine is over by then!!! If not it’ll likely be postponed again...but whenever it will be, we WILL be there!!! She’s HILARIOUS!!!
      Greetings from Ontario Canada!! Stay safe everyone!! #FlattenTheCurve

    • @annehorrigan570
      @annehorrigan570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CanadiAnnie Thanks neighbor, imna put that on my calendar. ✌💜

  • @jerrycallender9927
    @jerrycallender9927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...and I've never been to WalMart.

  • @bonbon0416
    @bonbon0416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 Brilliant physical comedy! Love it!

  • @jocala89
    @jocala89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    An ex boyfriend of mine and I went to hooters on our first date. Thought it would be cute and ironic.

    • @jviolet6910
      @jviolet6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was confused untill i saw you were a dude, thats so funny haha

    • @Harlem55
      @Harlem55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's funny... because I took my ex boyfriend to Pizza hut on the first date and gave him something extra on the way home... And now he's in the Florida state pen for rape...

    • @Harlem55
      @Harlem55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MorbidRosey Why? Im not. Im just a bit miffed that the cigarette I dropped in his pants didnt leave a permenant mark.

    • @Harlem55
      @Harlem55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MorbidRosey Hey, I learned something from Katy Sagal in married with Children when I started writing scripts for an extra season between seasons two and three. Then you ask the question, what would Lucy do?

  • @JoshWolfComedy
    @JoshWolfComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    haaaaaaaaa

    • @maddz666
      @maddz666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaaaaaaaaa I love you!

  • @almasvedlund7049
    @almasvedlund7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remeber seeing this a really fuck long time ago on Instagram and a few times a day i hear "i have NEVER BEEN TO HOOTERS" in my head and I finaly got my shit togheter and found the video again, damn this one is fun

  • @gvh4168
    @gvh4168 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would like to put this on continuous play - so that I can laugh my ass off! So many hysterical one liners and expressions and her delivery is perfect!! I love you, Fortune 🎉❤🎉

  • @michelerich1590
    @michelerich1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    she's just so damn funny and is looking damn cute

  • @angelamorrow8973
    @angelamorrow8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just realized my 2 year old is a mini Fortune. Same hairstyle lol.

  • @AnnieBoBannie421
    @AnnieBoBannie421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you for knowing it's 'hanged' , now I really love you❤

  • @LiviotheDoubleFang
    @LiviotheDoubleFang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Effin' hilarious! Love Fortune! Listen to What a Joke everyday on my lunch break

  • @Twiddyzone
    @Twiddyzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One my favorite stories of yours

  • @newhope4036
    @newhope4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOVE HER!!!!! Lololol🤣🤣

  • @TheNesbittExperience
    @TheNesbittExperience 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching Trevor Noah this morning talking about the even shorter shorts at Hooters brought me back to re-visit your fantastic set!! (I just got back from PTown women’s weekend and I was secretly hoping to run into you)! You rock, Fortune! ☮️

  • @willo19993
    @willo19993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My mum does the exact same thing with her eyes when we say something we shouldn’t 😂

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mine would say, “you were not raised that way!” 😂🤣😂

  • @autumnhaggstrom8515
    @autumnhaggstrom8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best friggen birthday ever

  • @babypinhead7656
    @babypinhead7656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂😂 SAFE 2 SAY IM ECSTATIC YOU EXIST ! FUNNY AF N GREAT STAGE PRESENCE ! BODY LANGUAGE ON 100 TOO !

  • @jaywilliams8730
    @jaywilliams8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She recruited her babysitters from hooters?! Dame I wish I was close to one and my parents thought of it!

  • @PoeticOsmosisEntanglement
    @PoeticOsmosisEntanglement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂 The first time I ever ate there I ordered crab legs, my boyfriend from up north said it looked like I was eating spiders. I said, "It's good, you want one?" 😂😂😂

  • @Jesus-xm5gv
    @Jesus-xm5gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LMBO!! OMG I laughed so hard! I LOVE Fortune!

  • @ATChick
    @ATChick 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watched the full special but had to rewatch this part 😂

  • @tootallzz
    @tootallzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn girl you're funny af 😆🤘😆 New Sub ❤

  • @jimmbobb
    @jimmbobb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You recruited my babysitters at Hooters!! That sounds like a great lesbian coming out story. 🤣🤣

  • @SkandalouzStyle
    @SkandalouzStyle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I HAVE NEVER.... 🤣🤣
    Parents really do pull this stunt!
    my parents did this too!

  • @maxcrothall4575
    @maxcrothall4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best

  • @doesntmatter6361
    @doesntmatter6361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao I love her story telling

  • @popquiz1069
    @popquiz1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    💜💜💜

  • @rittusekhri1209
    @rittusekhri1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy gold right here! 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @laurao.9531
    @laurao.9531 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 I love fortune !

  • @hankypanda
    @hankypanda ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao “everybody’s rich @ hooters!”

  • @PrincessOPD_Utah
    @PrincessOPD_Utah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too funny!!

  • @gbell1985
    @gbell1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny 😂

  • @JGLy22086
    @JGLy22086 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG! I love Fortune! She is a hoot (no pun intended)!

  • @lindaholland5413
    @lindaholland5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny!!!😂😂🤣😆😂

  • @samanthajeans3549
    @samanthajeans3549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats the nam of the song at the end x

  • @brittanyyates4304
    @brittanyyates4304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WE GOT ONE! WE GOT ONE!!

  • @Fawrahyz
    @Fawrahyz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was just telling this same story 😂😂😂 about being a kid in hooters

  • @JoeTheCatSarnia
    @JoeTheCatSarnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FORTUNE I LOVE YOU!!! i helped book your travel tonight i'm going crazy i luvvvvvvv you sooo much !~!!! Made my night !! xoxoxox (Don't Shop, Adopt!- Joe the Cat on Facebook) luv luv luv you!! :) xo

  • @cassondralynch6342
    @cassondralynch6342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My bf somewhat recently was like I've never been to Hooters, I want to go sometime. lol I was like why, for the wings? He was like no, more or less to check out the girls. The fuck! I'm still pissed about it but it was kind of cute how candid he was.

  • @joslynnford7742
    @joslynnford7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me either

  • @ABisexualGod
    @ABisexualGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need katina 😂

  • @sherrysicle
    @sherrysicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:16 this was filmed in a church??

  • @grillgirl690
    @grillgirl690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👍👍

  • @yyoveltube
    @yyoveltube ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me, a Jew, finding out Kat Dennings is Jewish 4:07

  • @andersonsmith979
    @andersonsmith979 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I have never been to Hooters."
    Not dissimilar to the guys who say, "I have NEVER been to a strip club!" Gets awkward when the guy's parents ask the question of their baby boy, "Soooo, how did you kids meet?", with that happy look and expectant tone. And just as I am about to tell them, "Well, it's a funny story...", he quickly leans in, nearly knocking me off the couch and says, "At Hooters! She works at Hooters after her classes at university!"
    So, the disrepute of Hooters isn't QUITE the worst thing you can be associated with. According to some. I was just trying to make some spending money. Louboutins are EXPENSIVE! :D

  • @gorlaaaaami
    @gorlaaaaami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So that’s what happened to the kid from Bad Santa

  • @noramero2955
    @noramero2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂

  • @gbanimations2996
    @gbanimations2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also, I think hooters is a strip club and they trick you with the wings... -___________________-

  • @zcvxs
    @zcvxs หลายเดือนก่อน

    ...should go to hooters before it closes for good

  • @jaymillymills
    @jaymillymills 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL, she outed her Mom 😅

  • @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
    @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I use to have to travel for a living and one week I got snowed in in Oklahoma city. Worse part I was going to have to pay for the motel out of my own pocket. But I'm a glass half full kind a guy so I decided THERE HAS TO BE AN UPSIDE TO THIS . that's when I spotted a HOOTERS !!!!! I went it and sat right by the door. When my waitresses came to my table and someone opened the front door their nipples were harder than Chinese arithmetic !!!!

  • @tarot-karma-online
    @tarot-karma-online 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting story, why did the mum marry such an opposite character and what about "not lying in a relationship" ... specially in childish things like that? Why could she not say, listen I go to Hooters, and I will go to Hooters. I respect your belief system, but I will not completly change family habits for no reason.

  • @omarchandler4983
    @omarchandler4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Do you think they do this at DICK’S Sporting Goods?!* 🤔

  • @ferngabriel5851
    @ferngabriel5851 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂

  • @ericawasser253
    @ericawasser253 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s a Gay Salem Witch Trials 😅

  • @luisloya5688
    @luisloya5688 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I legit never eaten at hooters

  • @johnkinsey2478
    @johnkinsey2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the topless steakhouses 😂 😉

  • @hellosweetheart3350
    @hellosweetheart3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fortune, you look like my first cabbage patch doll, you know, the knockoff one..

  • @angelinasecatero7507
    @angelinasecatero7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay. I'm 420.

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve never actually been to a Hooters. For real! I’m a gay man who doesn’t really care for chicken wings. Now, I’d go to a restaurant called Peckers where the servers are all shirtless men with big bulges in their short-shorts and even nicer pecs…

  • @gbanimations2996
    @gbanimations2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:13 I think I know why they divorced...🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @ari123954
    @ari123954 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this hooters bit being way funnier

  • @har8397
    @har8397 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WAIT! The kid from Bad Santa does standup???

  • @shawn4357
    @shawn4357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do people actually think this guy is funny?

  • @mattwilliam5522
    @mattwilliam5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So absolutely unfunny 🤮

    • @joeyfrmtheblock1735
      @joeyfrmtheblock1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok bye trash bag ✌🏼

    • @cassondralynch6342
      @cassondralynch6342 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to be so mean. Think of the bravery it takes to do what she's doing. I wasn't falling off my couch laughing but she is funny and endearing which is why she's popular.

    • @mattwilliam5522
      @mattwilliam5522 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cassondralynch6342 you sicken me u gross

    • @cassondralynch6342
      @cassondralynch6342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattwilliam5522 Lol ok. Says the person with zero articulation ability lol. Enjoy your misery, Matt. I don't doubt it's "u" thing. Weirdo.

    • @mattwilliam5522
      @mattwilliam5522 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cassondralynch6342 u a racist too. Just cuz I'm not like that white girl you hate me

  • @RyanSmith-jx9ed
    @RyanSmith-jx9ed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love you more than you'll ever know. Thank you for existing : )

  • @DovelightAstrology
    @DovelightAstrology 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂