“Dream Guy” | NEW RORY & MAL | Ep. 34
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries (11:00). Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before (35:33) .
The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app (51:00). Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration (56:45), and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more!
A lot of people be hatin on R&M saying they’re “boring” or this or that but I’m sorry these dudes have been legitimately entertaining and funny from the jump. It just keeps getting better and better. Keep doin ya thing!!
Especially when they just talking about typical everyday shit. Shit is golden
Plus they have interesting conversations they're not just talking about what happened on the timeline.
Every since mal came out his shell shit been lit
I’ve never heard them referred to as boring.
@@Pooz30 yea I’m talking about on that jbp subreddit. I feel like a lot of people were gassing them up right when the “breakup” happened but then as time went on a lot of them be acting like they’re unentertaining or they say the same shit or this or that etc. It’s like they went the exact opposite because it became “cool” to like them instead of Joe. Idk I try not to pay much attention to it but alotttt of them say that shit now and it was confusing me. Not that Reddit means shit ..
This podcast has come A LONG WAY ALREADY… last few pods have been ELITE
FACTS THEY FOUND THEY POCKET!!!
Facts!! They shooting from the three line!
@@peaceiladel83 goin crazy!!! 😂😂
When Mal reenacted Karl's knee movements sitting down 😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
CLASSIC MOMENT!
Hilarious Pod! Mal, Rory and the whole team are a breath of fresh air! Witty, analytical and ratchet all balled in one 🤣
*One Hundred Percent of Everything You Said Here!*
You should listen to At the End of the Day it’s w podcast
@@tekkadawn6685 Nah.
Rory is the ratchet
Also for Damaris: you are such a dope addition to the podcast. I was super excited for these guys to do their own thing, but I have really enjoyed your chemistry together and what you bring to the dynamic/conservation. I know you do a lot for these dudes behind the scenes too. Thank you for being the glue! Giving a lot of people a much needed escape. We need to get a fourth mic for carl to occasionally chime in. Just wanted to show some love since I now know you see the comments. 🤙🏻
Yuppp.
black girl magic on full effect
That engagement ring comment activated rory's serial killer laugh
1:16:30 had me crying bro 😂
He thought of Sam immediately!!!
Rory is hilarious for that.
Yo wat happened with him and Sam tho?
@@godsgrind414 exactly!
The cut to Mal cleaning his nose is sick 😂😂😂. They didn’t have to do that to him
nigga was getting to it lmaooo
I was looking for this comment Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yoo. Why when I read this comment that scene popped up 🤣
You could tell he thought he was quick enough too!💀😭😭😭
Answering a question she didn’t ask was craaaaazy. Rory in tune 💯
Male intuition 😭
👁
@@bbygirl4577 😂😂 ion know why that was funny lol
I appreciate and respect how much more comfortable Mal has become on the mic and how much of his actual self he brings to the show - and how Rory has finally unwound.
I loved this episode. I love them all but this one in particular was something special. You all (entire crew) are so charming & hilarious to listen to 💕 & Rory you’re aging just fine!
You're beautiful😍
Now rest if y'all go ahead and kill me in the comments lol stfu
Pin this
@@cotyperry4634 she aight cuzz.. lol just playing
Nah but definitely spot on.. in 34 episodes i definitely think this was the best the last one was solid as well so was ep zoovie.. they got it 👍 its nothing but elevation from here.. slaute 💯💝💥☄
@@cotyperry4634 thank you!
Nah. “Everybody Hates Chris” really is probably my favorite show. No bull. S/o Mal For the hot take
Yo this was my favorite episode by far, I listened to it on Spotify and I was dying to watch the visuals for this! So many laughs mixed in with some serious topics. The chemistry with all you 3 is amazing. That dancing part was hilarious, Mal's laugh is so contagious
naaaa Rory asking Demaris what octave her boyfriends laugh was is hilarious LMAO
Damaris is the female version of Mal, her boyfriend has to be nervous as hell
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Facts
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What's her @
LMAOOOOOO
Another great episode.. hands down on of the best episodes yet.. and since Demaris reads the comments... 👋🏿
😭😭🤣🤣🤣 im not mad homie.. shoot 🔫
Rory sneaking in “I would subscribe” is where Rory shines!!!
And they all just ignored it
This pod had me crackin the fuck up. Glad y’all posted the visuals, Cuz I HAD TO SEE THE KNEES 💀🤣 y’all was wildin
Time stamp for the dance moves... 56:40 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO 😂😭
Thanx sir.... Needed that.. Keep goin back to far
Mal’s best episode of either podcast ever
56:34 Mal tried to stop Rory from calling him out 😂😂 That slight arm grab because he knew how it was going to end.
Wdym
"Its nothing funnier than your homeboy getting beat, and you tryna fold the sheet ..you start shaking that ish out.. he in the corner getting worn out"- Mal. 😂😂😂🙌🏽..
@Nelson Laughs At My Life facts. That's what made it so funny. The truth..growing up was sooo much fun
That was Eddie Murphy level of observational comedy frfr. Mal is a natural.
I hollered! Hilarious 😂😂
that shit was so accurate I had a flashback of like 3 or 4 instances that shit happened
Deadass i been in a couple of those situations ..cant even look homie in the eye after.
Thanks to Karl for not being afraid to look "uncool" and being able to laugh at himself! He laughed just as hard as them in the background.
Old school women were told that two women can't live under one roof, so when their teenage daughter starts talking back and expressing her independence, they start beefing hard and the mom tries to kick her out to show she's not a woman.
Nah Carl deserves a raise for taking that roast 🤣. You guys filming his knees and he's dancing between two men sitting down
Lol you say lost files that shit huh 😂
Mal: my karma is beautiful
Also mal: hit and run on the FDR
😂😂😂😂
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Bruh he was gonna get locked up if the police showed up. He did the right thing
@@mxfilms9738 absolutley. Karma rewards intelligence 🤫🤫
That’s light lol he ain’t kill no one he good
"That is a sick way to roam the earth" - Mal . I am adding that to the list of things to say to people doing wild shit I can't believe lol.
“Sometimes people confuse settling with compromise” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is exactly what I need this show to be. Best episode they had together in my mind ! Of course they had other bangers but from 0:0:01 to 2:24:23 was literally great listening experience 🔥 Cook.
"you ain't seen the knees" is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂
Being judged for being a safe driver is sick!!!! 😂😂😂
I HATE IT HERE
You gotta lower the volume down to focus. Mal laughing at that took me out 💀
@@ilubyou13 deadass! I was like “Mal who tf parallel parks with the music blasting?” 😂😂
I love how we all enjoy the content but are also making notes on the improvement like we’re pod-professionals. I agree with all the takes! Thee last few episodes been on point.
2:12:51 rory dropped a lot of gems, his analysis of Mal, spot on...just let Mal live at this point,
Reason why Mal is single is the same reason he bags girls. He's super cool an that attracts girls because there used to thirsty men but once being with him too long it gets annoying that he's too cool an nonchalant
I haven’t listened to R&M since Budden and I must say I love these guys much more now than I did then. The positive energy is noticeable.
I love them together. They respect eachother they let eachother talk and the chemistry is so organic.
This the best pod yet gotta relisten/rewatch 🤞🏽💰🍊
Salute .. Check out WhatYouThought Podcast. Just as 🔥
nigga it’s premiering now, how u saying it’s the best pod HOURS before it posts?
@@DRANKWORLD Because he listened yesterday.🤷🏿♀️
@@raemiller2752 i see. Forgot they upload audio only.
These were the best episodes
MGK telling Megan Fox “It’s just me you and Cleveland.” Is next level hilarious..Rory from the logo 😂😂
😅😅😅😅
😵💫😂😂
I came to see the video just for the “you ain’t see the knees” visual and it’s funnier than I imagined 🤣
put me hip lol🤔
57:25 is why when your friends ask you to demonstrate something, you don’t do it lol they laughed him out the room lol
Na and Mal’s face right before is when you’re know you’re ready to clown whatever he’s about to do 😂
Like when Jay told Joe “So What?!”
The way Joe told that story is the way I pictured Mal and Rory 😂 in his face. The man has real trauma from that
Karl Crazy Legs! 🤣🕺
1st grade this random kid came up to me in the staircase & asked if I wanted to be his blood brother after he explained what we had to do I took off running to my class🏃♂️💨🔥You'll the best 🤣
Literally sitting in the hospital with my girl about to have our little girl and the pregnant convo couldn’t have hit harder 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Congrats on your little girl Bro!
@@Veon_Ray Preciate that 🙏🏾
Congrats
Congrats to you and your lady on bringing in new life brother!!!
Congratulations 🎊🎉🍾
i just wanna say theres so many quotables on this episode that made me LOL but i just wanna give flowers to the voices (whose faces we dont see) on the pod. damaris, etc ... yall r everything!! 💐💐💐💐
One of the best episodes hands down.. Mal continuing that outro is wild 🤣
YOU DIDNT SEE THE KNEEESSS!! 😭😂😂😂 Yooo when Mal shook his kneees 😭😭im catching up and HIGHLY DELIGHTED 👏🏽✨😂
Demaris is SICK! She said she use the breeze to help her drive. We are not safe lmaooo
Folding the sheet in the corner is nuts 😂😂😂
I loved this episode. Mal n Rory was talking more. They were animated. These guys finally coming into their own
Mal is fucking hilarious 😂 “IT’S 12!”
😭😭😭😭😭
That was my favorite part 😂😂😂
Mal: "I'm shakin ass for 17.5!"
Rory: "You shakin ass for a whole brick?"
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That’s a healthy brick 😂 😂
Not ME rewinding Carls Usher dance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
One of the best episodes so far, had me almost crying at a few points 😂 def had to come back for the visuals
thank u guys for helping me get through tough times yall are appreciated 💯
Nah, this was a fantastic episode!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
When they first started I thought the pod was pretty boring, but Im glad I stuck around. They killin it now!!!
Damaris is the perfect 3rd mic for y’all. She’s hilarious and knows how to stir up the bullshit 😂 these last few episodes have been fire
Yessir she kinda shooting from half court and the boys laying up if it don’t go in
29:31 this is definitely a Louis CK bit from a SNL monologue lol
I love the discussion about how kids should feel uncomfortable learning real history 👏👏👏 Imaging playing that as audio while Karl is dancing on video 😂
Rory has reached an impressive level of depression. I respect it. The suicide theory was crazy fam😭.
I knew right when I saw the episode length it was gon be good!
Nobody and I mean absolutely no one...
Mal: "Mijo was a demon!"
I'm no good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Rory talked about Karl pop locking and dropping while hitting it so hard it looked like he dislocated his shoulder had me freaking dead 😂🤣💀💀
I keep seeing the word "boring" but I call it "Dry Humor" and I appreciate it. I don't need to be screamed at to be amused.
Mal talking about the girl with the Chun Li kicks to leave had me crying. 🤣😂
Carl stepping through… slidin into the sectionnn like ChrisBrown in Yooooo, excuse me Miss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
We laughing but Carl kinda nice wit it.😂😂
Rory was speaking hella truth around 2:07:00. We all want to have multiple women but could not STAND those women having multiple men!!!!
If I got 6 women only 5 of them can see other ppl
@@richmonchantzes 🤣🤣🤣 good one lol
Ofcourse and why should we stand for it. If I have sex with 100 women and they get pregnant I know all children are mine. If a woman has sex with 100 men and get pregnant she cant ensure paternity
@@rossjeffries3522 great way to put it
Woman bears Life.
Man can spread his seed & support the Tribe.
It's different rules. And it works for the right-minded
52:22 the way Mal said “washin they ass?!” Fuckin took me out cuz I felt that 🤣🤣
Another 4hrs well spent! Love these family style episodes where we all just get to chill together. Took me 45 mins to get through the first fifteen minutes. I was crying at the math not mathing for Mal's sister 🤣🤣🤣
Omfg this episode though 🔥🔥🔥🔥it’s “1222222!!! Stop hitting her”!! Lmao nah we’re definitely still doing that!
I love every episode, but yoooooo… So in love with this one. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Great job guys and D😘
The childhood ass whooping bit was HILARIOUS lmfaooo. I remember my sister used to always try to run until she ran face first into a wall and bust her lip
My moms was so alarmed, she stopped yelling and went in her room 😂😂😂
Mal's Irish accent 😂😂😂😂 Why does he sound like a pirate?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The irish are the pirates of dark water(northeast atlantic) and caribean pirates held down the south eastern atlantic region.some traversed both sides.arrrrrgggggggggggg
@@TheBrob1983 The pursuit of Limitless Alcoholism for us ☘️🍻🇮🇪 arrrgghhh
@@turnthonkee now thats a party id like to attend.🥃🍻🍺😁
mal calling the people who need to wake up at 6am to go to work that crew is crazy 😂
Nah its wild and crazy and simple nasty.. im a 8 o'clock person but no mad 6am people its half the world
Yooo.. getting beat with the dull side of the machete is CR-RAAAAZZZY!😂😂😂
Mal said “Rory I you know just at the crib crying” 😂🤣🤣
Between this episode and the Thomas the Train one, I have been in tears!! Yall so damn funny and really found your groove 🍊 💰
"Who's the Kool Herc of pregnancy?" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear and I wish I could go back 🤣
These dudes made parking stories funny like this is gold!
The Caribbean household stories are true lol. Especially learning times tables. I was specifically a victim to that 🤣🇬🇾
Oh Guyanese?! That’s Why! I Been There Myself. Lmao
Y’all want Mal to be sad so badly, let my man’s smash and dash in peace lmao
I have rewatched this episode 3 times it was soooo funny 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😅
They switched off the Claire's on my wife and kids because the first Claire mom didn't want her on participating in the subject of the first second episode. Throughout that whole episode Damon Wayans kept saying there's something different about you Claire.
Rory imitating his grand parents:
"Put some hair on his bloody balls!"
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Rory shot a from the parking lot with that “I’d subscribe…🐸☕️”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always start laughing when Mal starts laughing! 😂😂
Its contagious lol 🤣🤣
@@Val--- It really is! 😂
Me too especially when he’s loud lmao
Same. He really got a contagious laugh
Great episode. Damaris off camera, Mal and Rory being more talkative and open. Yall got a fan
B. Simone sponsor mal and giving him a discount code is crazy 😂😂😂
These past few episodes have been for the haters that use to come in the comments and say how these two were boring together 😤 Now that they settled in, look at the magic start to show its self 👏🏿 Keep on podding fellas!....
Ak sloppy self been extra quite too 🤣
Don't kill Fredro Starr like that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These last couple of podcasts have been especially good!! Shout out to the pod!
You a serial killer if you can parallel park with the music still blasting 🤣🤣
“That’s the REM sleep I hear about”
“That’s the 3rd level of REM sleep”
- Mal
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I’m not gonna even lie I have a friend who can dance his ass off and that shit works when we go out, but idk wtf Karl was doing 😂
Standing in the same room trying to fold a sheet while your friend's parent whoops their ass is part of my childhood trauma..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pod mic’s as a wedding center piece is hilarious 😂
I remember learning math with my parents and just getting 9X3 yelled at me louder and louder every time I didn’t get it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro this is the funniest episode by far 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 i died at the parallel park segment and when Carl started dancing 🤣
This will go down as a 'classic episode' when we look back.
Y’all be having me dying 😂😂😂!!! Literally this whole episode! Ppl looking at me in the Starbucks drive thru
Yo real talk, I used to get beat for anything, but when it came to academics (specifically reading), moms was on my sister's tail. I couldn't stand seeing my sister get beat for not sounding stuff out. So I would help my sister out. Moms caught on and was like stop helping. I didn't... I was willing to take the L.
Lol that’s so sweet! Same here! I was the oldest, we have to protect our siblings😩 👏🏽🙏🏽
😂😂😂 that FDR is crazy! And that Jackie Robinson Parkway is sick as well
"He's Jamaican 🇯🇲 of course he has a machete" 😂😂😂