"Midhusband" | NEW RORY & MAL | EP 38
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- Rory & Mal start off by addressing the godfather of the instagram meme-quotes, and of course address the beautiful news of the week - Rihanna. This leads into a conversation regarding midwifery, trapping men (& women), and handling raising men. They get into the Janet documentary, new music, Tom Brady's retirement, + more!
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"I'll be the daddy now."
- Mal
No matter what context Mal says that in...that is wild.
SUPERFACTS.
“Midhusband!” How does Rory come up with this stuff?! 😩😂😭😂😂
Damaris: "Belt?? I gotta whip!"
And NOBODY batted an eye! Lmao
Time stamp?
@@nunya2956
0:00 - 1:57:02
She got that off 😂😂
Legends of dragoon is goated big dog
I just wanted to say I truly appreciate the time, effort and consistency Rory & Mal put in. This isn’t easy work. And they obviously have a great team that does the same. Kudos
ayoooo how did Rory turn nick cannon’s kids into a traffic conversation😂😂😂😂
😩💀😂
You know there's gonna be 8 more G-wagons hogging the fast lane 😂😂
Your audio guy or editor is smoking rocks !!! 37:19 this is like the third time in a few weeks
😂😂😂 I thought I was trippin
I assumed they had to mute the copyright music. Same shit would happen on the jbp
I miss the sleeper segment I wish they’d find a way to do sumn similar
Thought my speakers had went out 😂
Thought my bluetooth headphones were at it again 😅
Telling Jay Electronica to stand in the corner & rap while a baby is being born is fuckin hilarious 😂
YO, this is beyond wild.
😂😂
Imagine posting an anonymous story about your wife to Reddit, then she hears about it here
She deserves worse.
“The ham is sweating, you know the ham is sweating” 😂😂😂
Mal clearly not understanding that his mom was serving fiends with that “ racket... is crazy .🤣
Mal jumping to Forrest Gump for Rorys favorite frank song is craaazy
I can not stand you guys lmao I’m laughing so hard at hospital gown on ass out 😭😭😭
So...the "wife" part of the word "midwife" refers to the pregnant woman, not the person delivering the baby. A male midwife is, correctly, still called a midwife.
Interesting
Midhusband is the homie that comes thru helps out the father clearly
Thought everyone knew that lol, thanks for teaching our dumb men
So are midwives called “mid” cause they aren’t trained to be full doctors? 😂
Rory was on the right side of this abusive parent conversation.
"Mal its black fucking history month" 😭
Jay Elec delivering your baby “in the name of allah” is INSANE
This podcast somehow gets better every week man 😂💯
Man, I listened to this when it 1st drop on Google with just the audio. And I am on my 2nd or 3rd TH-cam playthrough...just to keep laughing at Mal say oh girl coming through with the IV drip!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory “ nick as a father “ you were this close👌 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I had to double back...🧐
You guys are hilarious. Keep up the great work and looking forward to the skits..... p.s. skit title "figure 8". Do with it as you wish.
That’s nasty, we rmr mal being an 8. That skit would be siiiiiick 😭😭😭😭
Okay what the hell is a Midhusband? Rory And Mal starting off their Saturday with the Bullshit I see 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's weird, sick times!", is the funniest thing I've heard all year, so far 😅🤣😂
Mal after getting beat with a tennis racket:
"THIS IS SICK MOM"
Mal is right. Some of those bad kids have their mother right there. My neighbor stayed getting beat up because of their mom making them fight.
It made X do that type of shit in the first place
The worst kids are always from single mothers.
Yo whatever Mal got on his feet is heat!!
I swear every Episode mal surprises me on what he doesn’t think is happening lol
24:04 "Nah actually wait" Mal Snapped out of it 😭😭😭
I would love to hear what Mal said to Demaris that they muted him for
Can we please run these numbers up
I want these 2 to be successful they really deserve it
TH-cam numbers aren't a measure of success in podcasting. They're doing good.
Can yall do a "now playing" at the bottom on the screen when the songs are playing?
good idea
Yes, thank you for the idea.
Mal is insane for his Joe Jackson take. Insane.
Rory even saying Musiq’s name in the same sentence as D’Angelo is wild. D’Angelo is in league of his own.
DeAngelos career stopped after the half naked video. Literally
Musiq definitely has every right to be in that conversation
Mal said usher is Carl’s big bro 😂
Hey, guys! Love your show. All I request as a viewer is that you guys do an interview with Rhapsody. Please!! Thank you!!
The music streaming thing? Or do you mean the rapper Rapsody?
@@khristianpeel7165 The rapper.
Noo those episodes are boringggggg
Who gave you the aux?
@@thugga56ace word I fuck with her music but most artists aren’t entertaining in a podcast setting
So we just going to skip past D with a whip and no one skipped a beat 😂😂😂😂
Going from not wanting to smash your dying ex to the Janet doc is crazy😂😂😂😂😂 Mal said “with that being said”
I'm not gonna fuck up the young lady name that's in the background but her addition to the show is excellent and perfect she contributes to every topic
damaris is goated
This nigga Mal said Skeletor 😂😂😂🤯🤯🤯
Asking for your ex on your death bed is CRAZY
Bruh she gonna make it into the ground alot faster than expected........ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Aint no way in hell heaven or earth ima just let that rock....death bed or not 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Even with some context, I can't make that scenario feasible. Never been in situation but that would be a terrible feeling as the person who lived and loved you.
@@senbimmons4474 this shit really hurt my heart hearing. And the man who was actually asked clearly contemplated it by even asking a forum. I would NEVER
@Nelson Laughs At My Life that shit is NASTY and women do that for damn near everything.
@@Ellivation yeah if that was actually a real account/person/scenario.. that's almost more upsetting that he went the distance to go to reddit to seek advice. 🤯 Mal kind of right she definitely thought about dude while she was well/lucid.
I’m killing this ice 🧊 😂🔥
Damn… I thought Rory was gonna pull up in a Daishiki for Black History Month 😂👌🏽.
Mals uncle 🤣🤣🤣 Mal reacted swiftly
I love all of you! Y’all make upload days So much better 🥰 Btw- MIDWIFE means With woman. Wether man or woman, you’re still a MIDWIFE because you are aiding the woman giving birth 🙃
But, the convo had me DYING! 😭 All of you bring something to the convo. The TRIO I never knew I NEEDED & now can’t be without 🤞🏾❤️
Mal's so judgmental, he won't hit a chick that shows up with a IV drip.
Ohhh yall podding today !
I couldn't name a Frank Ocean song. I never got the hype.
"they almost don't want your nut b" is a wild ass sentence 😂
Mal Right on that Deathbed shit. period!
Dead right. You can do that shit in heaven.
Something about rory sitting down and on his tippie toes is just odd
Bruh☠️
It's comfortable sometimes , as long as you don't have nice kicks , crease the shit😒
💀💀💀
Mal saying floozy in 2022 is crazy 😭😭😭
Joe was beating they ass. He mentions it in a book I believe. It's before the term "child abuse" was prevalent. But it was rough. MJ is great but I don't think he needed his ass whooped to fame lol
Yooooo! yall be killing these woman topics....the "male toxicity" be havin me dying....please use the bball metaphors....they were dope back in the day
Rory: thats mad cannons 😂🤣😂
We live in an analytic society. Rory can’t just throw 99.99% out there like that.
Agreed lol
We need Griselda up in there!
Rory and Mal 😎😎😎👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I got a feeling they about a few pods away from jumping over a lot of podcasts
They better start doing a little research for more insightful commentary...
@@raemiller2752 that's a fact.
Musiq definitely beats Anthony Hamilton but Anthony has something that works in his favor. Anthony's fans rock with his entire catalog. They like the singles AND the album cuts. This verzuz looks good for us fans because we're getting an amazing show. The one thing Musiq has to worry about is performance. He will demolish Anthony if they go hit-for-hit but Anthony and his backup singers, The Hamiltones, are some of the best in the business. Musiq better come in ready to perform at a high level. Check out this video of The Hamiltones if you think I'm playing: th-cam.com/video/lr1vICMnVLw/w-d-xo.html
Mal forgetting that Jordan retired after the first 3peat, so makes sense why he would have a statue during the second 3peat
Exactly!💯
RAM premiering their video on a Saturday morning because their new content is targeted towards the kind of men who have Saturday off and drink coffee in their grey checkered PJ's while watching the today show.
See you in the morning lol
yeaaa we here bro 😂✊🏽✊🏽 morning crew standing strong lmaooo
They not checkered... i got the fleece stripe joints on
Champion Sweatsuit
Close enough. \m/
Old man mall jogger sweats here. Checker print house slippers tho...
@@invadercem2 I swear 😂 currently
I'm with Mal on the death wish topic 💯 That's a weird wish for a last one
Imagine LeBron jumps in a pool and he asks for floaties 🤣😭
6 a.m. crew checking in
25 Mins in and so far this episode is FLAGRANTLY FUNNY. Quality Content
Mal your skin😍....Anthony Hamilton released an album last year "Love is the new black" with some 🔥.. check it out ..he passed Charlene. 😂
Charlene is alright, but he has so many more hits... His catalog is so much more soulful.
This was the FUNNIEST episode so far 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Between Rory sitting with his tippy toes pointed and Mal always rolling up a air booger is crazy 😂
Mal was tweakin this episode 🤣
Rory keep saying "father father father" like he never seen dance moms 😂
the last wish convo...lmao they all went in....lmao when they talk about JD in relation to Janet...imagine if Mal did call Hov his uncle...and what Mal's mom did to him to get him to swim, my mom did the same shit.
Why would mal call another grown man who happens to be his brothers friend his uncle for??
Mal came with a lil hip movement and couldn’t stop swiveling the chair after #childbirthers
Mal slow af on this midwife shit 😂
24:00 I'll ask for the divorce right quick then she could do whatever she wants. While married hell no. She could spend the rest of her days with him too.
Bring earl back on and have him do a freestyle on one of joes beats
Don't nobody care about Joe.
Yall got Anthony Hamilton fucked up. He use to write music for Uptown records mainly Jodeci & for So So Def. Watch him work that nite
They don't know shit...🤦🏾♀️
From two dudes having a convo with a chick for reality checks legendary podcast sorry ak I like it.
Should be #1 podcast
If your dying wish is to ask your partner to experience the physical intimacy of your ex-partner because it was so good you gotta have it again before you die, yeah you can, and have that ex take care of you in your last days too.
Fucking FAX.
Parents beating their children is outrageous to me because 9/10 THEY DIDN'T GET BEAT and a lot of the 80-99 generation don't associate with their parents or have had major rifts to get through. There really needs to be studies done about this. This is all based on my experience as well as countless others that I know personally as well as seeing what people post on social media.
And ANYONE that has kids that got beat, the first thing your parents will try to do as grandparents is tell you "Don't beat your children" or something to that degree. This shit gets real deep, man.
@@p_vic_7 explain please? Just want to hear your thoughts
To beat your children because you are bad at parenting is the highest of evil
"OH shit" bein da white person's "my bad" is funny af lol
Rory and Mals Wristwatch game is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Swear it feel like Mal say exactly what I want to say all the time 😂 "nah, I ain't got no big homie." 💯😂
This best Episode so far 😆😆🎉
Rory on his tippy toes while sitting is hilarious!
Anthony Hamilton's Her Heart gets Don't Change outta here
These surface ass, young ass dudes don't know any better... They're the same ones that picked Bobby over Keith and got DESTROYED!!
40:04 Rory spittin hella facts
🙄🙄🙄
“accoucheurs “ a male midwife or you could say male mid wife
“ah koo sher”
Rory low key be rocking the cleanest NBs ...He must've spend some time in Dc lol
I was waiting on mal to be mal lmfaooo it took him a few to catch that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why yall muted Mal?
The red Bull one 🤣🤣🤣
Demaris & Rory made Mal look a lil stupid with the "Midhusband" topic. He didnt even catch Rory's joke about being called "male"!
We all know Mal is slow and corny we fuck with him anyway
Rory was dumb as well because he didn't know what he was talking about.
It was weird having J. Cole say Benny the Butcher tag right after him lol.
Harlem we up one ☝🏾 baby!😂😂 tons of Law and Order taped on that block
Mal is right. If ya dying request is that that means you’ve had it on your mind while you were living. More than once & possibly fantasized about it several times while married
Ant Hamilton has to play/perform Superman! That's an amazing track
Anthony Hamilton's catalog is for grown folks. Rory and Mal are to surface to be into it to know his more amazing tracks.
“Hes the big homie” fohhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
not with the IV drippin... lmao 🤣🤣
This one of the best podcasts to smoke to fr
Slim jesus had me dyinn