"Chef Up North" | NEW RORY & MAL | EP. 37
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Happy BLACK HISTORY MONTH, folks! Rory starts off with his story on giving Hip Hop (the person) some insight on an Irishman’s mental state (8:50). The guys discuss the outrage over the de-sexualization of the green M&M (24:28), and Mal’s friend phones in from behind the wall and gives the guys props on the billboard (39:58). They get into the best hip-hop legend biographies (58:25), as well as other “classic” movies and scenes, the good ol' days of school lunches (1:13:21) + more! (This episode was shot on Wednesday, January 26th)
Respect to Mal you can tell he’s a great friend we need more of that
Nigga hell yea you can tell. And you right we do
Rory talking about the Irish struggle on the second day of black history month is nasty
Black Irish
Honestly, Italians and the Irish were extremely predicted. Obviously not to the extent of Black people in America but it was really bad
St Patty is the Irish Christopher Columbus. They exterminated the twa people(Black)
They was short black people
I live for these comments 😂😭😭😭
@@About_a_Bag the Irish controlled the entire New York City Police department and we don't need to go into how much Italians controlled in this country. When have black people had 1% of that?
The dialogue between Kiss and shorty at the beginning of Knock Yourself Out is hilarious. She was talking to him about her failed modeling career and hair and he immediately went to ‘I coulda killed your boyfriend but he cook the best spreads up north’ before he even told her his name 😭😭😭
How else is she spose to know? 🤷🏽♂️. Anyway... I'm K I double.
@@user-tz8el7tk7z sick introduction 😂
The sickest part is she went with that lol
Mal.....we just want you know. The morning crew is STRONG and we consistent lol.
West coast checking in
That part
Y'all be up earlyyy
Facts
@Nelson Laughs At My Life folks with morning job who want a good listen for the first 2 dreadful hours in the design studio or office 😂😂🙏🏾
They got the barbershop talk strong. What podcasts are missing. It's like chillin at a bbq talking shit having fun.
Yeah, even when I don’t agree it’s cool to listen to their position.
Exactly... budden use to suppress that with his weird shit but now they can finally do their thing
I feel like demaris be killing the vibe sometimes tho
@@21randyo na they needed a counter voice bro. Rory and Mal are different but alike so a lot of the early convos are just them being agreeable to each other. She’s is what they were to Joe and Parks
@@21randyo nah she is essential
Mal whole demeanor changed when his homie from jail called 💯😂
😂 @ Demaris telling people she's a trisexual but thinking she's just being adventurous in life.
The look Mal and Rory gave each other for about two seconds.
Yo I can’t wait for the Skits they have planned cause Rory def has a dark sense of humor and Mal just don’t give a fuk😂😂😂😂we here for everything
*Everything!*
Joe being nasty was the best thing that could happen to you guys. I am proud y’all came back 10x harder
Ayoooo
💯
I agree
Yes 🙌🏿
The infamous Joe reference per episode.
You know what I like about this show? They’ll literally have a conversation and it will be the whole show.
Damaris getting the “you gobble them up?” Bar off was outta bounds! 🙅🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
I want to hang out with Rory and talk depression over alternative r&b😭🤣.
Mal is on point with gettin' a sandwich 🥪 in a brown paper bag. It definitely tastes better. I always thought that too. 🤣🤣
I love reading the titles of the POD and then listening and waiting for context 😂😂😂 D shootin 100% from the field w the title names
“… a food stamp for children.” I laughed so hard! Rory is silly. 😩😂👏
Capri sun definitely wasn’t a house drink. It was for special occasions like field trips 😂😂
FAXXXX!
“You gobble’em up?” is WILD!!!
Also,
The three of yall have to do a blindfolded
M & M guessing competition, on camera.
Them talking about M & M's was legit funny as hell 😂😂😂😂
yet so sad at the same time
Rory asking "did anything shrink" after Demaris said she took steroids for a ear infection is fucking hysterical. If you know you know 😂😂😂😂
Rory : “ & you can’t call jail back” 🤣
U actually can now lol. They have these tablets and apps on em that can receive calls. I b calling my nephew
Demarius asking if Mal “gobbles them up” is a wild question… and I ain’t miss that 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the vibe in this episode, from Rory and Mary to the production crew laughing in the back.
My mom smacked tf out of me when I was singing “Ain’t no fun” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was a kid! I had no idea what I was saying lol
1 for the money, 2 for the bitches 💣
Nah Michael B last 3 movies really showed he’s taking his acting to another level.
Just Mercy, the Tom Clancy joint, and Journal for Jordan
The new edition series is my top favorite real biopic joint, they all killed that shit, I was really immersed in that whole thing.
Damaris hiding her taser in a bush reminds me of when I went to my first show in NY which was Yams Day and they took my pepper spray…I really thought I was getting in MSG w that and I was baffled when I couldn’t lmao
When Mal talked about kids at lunch having snacks from the commercial as a flex that's a fact lol😂😂😂.
And Damaris you're a real one for mentioning in college Hill good times good times
Mal is the real for taking the call💯
ABSOLUTELY
Rory is a pretty funny guy but when he bombs a joke he BOMBS it lmao. Like atomic level.
Mal - I ain't gone charge you, but you gone pay.
😂😂😂 Facts
Damaris is officially “PARKS” of this podcast when we are only gonna get her voices for 100 episodes then she’s gonna pop out of no where one day lol
With an arm 😂
@@intweezwetrust 🤣🤣🤣
I really wanna know what she looks like
@@alonzorogers5889 shout to her. Just ask her for a pic. She reading everything. Lol
@@alonzorogers5889 lmao just wait a few eps. Sure she’ll pop up lol
Mal told that man that sitting in that chair at 230 and 5'6 is pressure on his lower back. 😂😂😂😂😂
More fat is more stress on your body wym
Dude built like Maurice Jones Drew smh
@Evan Pate I know, but most people aren't so blunt when asked, so it's funny.
Lakeith goes waaaaaaay crazier than Michael B on the acting tip
Rory’s face of pride during the Irish book quote had me dead 😂😭
The M&M segment sent meee 😂 like who tf is turned on by an M&M?? thank you rory for going on the ledge and saying what everyone was thinking
I laughed when Mal said "sublimes" like what you mean "subliminals" 😂
"She can take you, chew you up, and spit you like a ----------- sun flower seed." Yall let Mal get that off!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rory brought up a great point about learning Greek mythology. To balance it out they should also learn African mythology
If you know about Santeria (Yoruba) a lot of Greek mythology is based on African beliefs. Oshun and Aphrodite are the same person🧐🤔
@@joeytaylor7568 I feel you but they are not the same. They are however similar archetypes.
Kappa's being the dancing bloods is hilarious 🤣 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
Imagining Biggs hitting up Mal with a "You up" after hearing Lost Ones is fuckin crazy lmfaoooooooo
I don’t know which is crazier being 5’6 and 230 pounds or 6’3 155 pounds. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
5’6 fo sho
I lost it when Mal admitted he used to add fresh oranges into his Kool-Aid… 😂😂😂 that nigga Big boujie
These episodes are definitely rewatchable(not a word)
Jadakiss bars are podcast titles now 🐐 status
"Gaffe" is what Mal was getting at...
Damn, imagine a Hov verse on Mal's album 😂😂 He forsure should have been on Roc La Familia 😂😂
I'm surprised that didn't bring up that breakfast pizza from school. Omg that was good
Rory dropped that “Get Out” hot take like he hasn’t said it multiple times already lol
Now I just wanna watch old movies cuz of this pod lol love y’all!
Yooooooo "Raising Rory" is crazy lmaoooooooo
The joke Rory had to hold in when he said “Lil Mama killed Left-Eye” 😂😂😂
Facts lol I peeped that too.what y’all think he was boutta say ?
Orange m&m represents crispy. And everybody body love them when they drop….that’s why he always have anxiety attacks😂. Great character design.
A kitten heel on the shoulders is crazy 😂😂😂.
I want Mal wearing a blindfolded taste testing the m&ms
Demaris Is The G.O.A.T. With The Adlibs 💪🏾💯🌹
Turkey with the mashed potatoes was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Gaffe” is a real word used to describe a mistake or blooper
i think they meant like gaf like i dgaf don't give a fuck about this or that
@@reggie5904 I’m 100% sure that’s not it
Yeah, Mal was on the right track, but think its used more in uk
@@bigggamejamesd6891 ok
Bein turned on by a chocolate is absolutely insane
Uncle Luke From Miami AKA THE 2LIVE CREW CREATED & PAVED THE WAY FOR THE PARENTAL ADVISORY TO EVEN TO EXISTS PLUS UNCLE LUKE CREATED THAT PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER THAT WE STILL SEE TODAY.....LOV THIS POD....SHOUT OUT TO UNCLE LUKE.....SHOUT OUT TO THIS WHOLE POD OF BROTHER RORY & MAL.....1LOV
"Demon spins" is crazy lmaoooo.
Saying drill music is the cause of violence in these communities show how out of touch Mal is lmao the violence and problems were there long before drill music that started in 2012
R.Kelly is a sick f**k. But def sounded GREAT live, and sounds just like the records. Never let him out of jail.
Mal dropping Nas bars subconsciously 😂
The way Rory said "yeah you cant call jail back" lmfaooo
D got away with askin Mal if he gobbles lmao.
1:27:43 Mal saying that witta straight face is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It wasn't Krystal that got hit on College Hill. It was Vanessa. Krystal hit her with the heel.
Michael B Jordan was great in Fruitvale Station.
Just fell in love with Demaris when she said MBJ cant act😂
Me too. He’s terrible
Lolll that whole m&m conversation was hilarious.
I love this pod sm
Pacino in Devil’s Advocate also has a crazy monologue.
Spelled his name wrong but u absolutely right that scene was crazy crazy tho
i knew ya man….he was just up north. he woulda got left up north, but he was a chef up north
*anyway*
Im K,I double
Jadakiss
Sick introduction.
When they were talking about juices, i was thinking about a drink everybody use to drink on field trips with their heros (late 90s/early 2000s). For the life of me i wanna say mystic...
Fruitopia?
I still love and drink Mystics. My fave is the grape...😍
Orangina
Used to?? Lmao. You had mystic and you had clearly Canadian which was trying to be like mystic I want to say recently I saw mystic but it was only a couple bottles and it was in this old ass store. But clearly Canadian they still have cuz I still drink that and it's at World Market. I think mystic was a hood version of clearly Canadian honestly. Lol. Mystic was the s***
@@Xiana424 I drank both... still do.
Mal my nigga...why tf did u give the secret kool-aid secret away..that's a real nigga tradition mix the packets make the yrup come on dawg
Great pod.. wishing more success
They dropping 🔥🔥
I'm glad they showed the town some love, its a fire film
I’m not gonna lie Rory can’t say Get out sucks 😂😂😂😂
Mal being surprised that Every kid had to read Of Mice and Men is hilarious...
Rory that any given Sunday take is spot tf on my boy
"Raising Rory" is nasty 😂
My father made the grape cool aid with the lemons thrown in and it was 🔥! I’m going to show my age but pops would would put yo mtv raps cards in every lunch. #ripsweetreg
Legendary
"I'm that nigga & He's that ginga" is great marketing lmao
I wish they would’ve showed mal saying “fucking ridiculous” 😩😂
They should go to Ireland an film a rasing rory skit
Them going to Ireland doing Irish things is something I didn’t know I needed.
@@oldiesLOVER329 would take the pod to the next level
I’m here for it !
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Rory a savage not through smelly box
Mally in Paris is crazy, by the way Mal it’s a great show I’m on season 2 already.
You know it's a simulation when people spend their time on a CHOCOLATE CANDY. Yeo, this world lol..
When I seen the title all I can say was "chef up north" 😂😂😂
This episode was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
gaffe was the word Mal was tryna get to. minor detail
LMFAOOO chef that could’ve got left up north
They called my guy obese for 30 minutes straight, and Rory’s back problems joke is the one that got HR called?
The M&M shit is basically a distraction from their child labor lawsuits. The shoe change did its job😂
Exactly. Got them debating some dumb shit about “Fox News” vs the “other side” when it’s really making sure the publics eyes are off their child slavery shit
Get out was good af you bugging. I’m side eyeing Rory 😂
Saying congrats to someone in jail is crazy
I love Rory not saying the n word….. shows how much he respects the culture.
He better fuckin not
I knew by the title they were going to have that SAME conversation again 😂
Yep and they do that A LOT