Futurama - Best of Zapp Brannigan Season 1 to 7
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 เม.ย. 2022
- Futurama (1999-2003,2008-2009) - Fox, (2010-2013) - Comedy Central, (2022-????) - Disney.
This will be my only Futurama video for now. Originally it was a "All Seasons" video, but now Futurama is not longer dead anymore, again. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
Fun fact in the Futurama comics it's revealed that Zapp wasn't always an incompetent chauvinistic idiot he used to be an incredibly competent and decent super soldier, but the doop wanted to try and make him even better with super soldier treatment which went wrong and resulted In the Zapp we have now. He's like a reverse captain America.
This is brilliant and hilarious.
Damn
@@joshuasweetman4903 It's issue #76 "Captain Brannigan the windbag soldier" if anyone wants to look it up.
Actually kinda sad
really ...
"Ever since man first crawled out of his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a different way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things"
Forever my favourite Zapp line
what ep
I mean it's true lmfao XD
"Then what did we just blow up?"
"The Hubble Telescope!"
I laughed for at least 5 minutes......
How to resume racism of every culture.
667 like :)
This left out one of the absolute best Zapp lines: "I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan."
I think my favorite overlooked phrase is: "fly the white flag of war"
@@matthewcromar9944 It was looked. I just saw it here.
My favourite's:
Zapp:'This entire system is uncharted'
Kif: 'It's not uncharted, you lost the chart'.
@@richardpilling2822
Zapp: 'You just made my point Kiffie.'
Kif: Sigh 🙄
My favorite will always be...."C'mon, girdle. Hold...."
"When I am in Command, every mission is a Suicide Mission" 😂
Top 10 Reasons Zapp Brannigan Should Never Be In Command.
Branigan is Shepard XD?
Zapp would make an excellent Commissar.😂
You suck!!!!!
@@ChariMahariel definitely
"How many men did we lose Kiff?"
"All of them."
"Well at least they won't have to mourn each other."
😂
"built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro" into "You win again gravity" is top tier comedy
I need to sample those hehehe
😂😂😂😂😂
He's the hero the universe neither needs or deserves
Deserves
Has
Or wants
It actually sounds like something he would say, you know like "I am the hero the universe neither deserve or needs, I'm just the one that cost too much men instead of money."
Sometimes people deserve to get screwed over, why not the entire universe?
When you start a new character with only Charisma and Luck.
Like a fine wine slipped into a velour drobe.
Just saying, Zapp's deal with the omicronians about Leela would have been by far the single best deal in history. "We will eat 198 billion humans" to "we will eat 1 person".
Yup. Play dumb in all negotiations.
He filled up on nuts during the negotiations
trump would have done better
@@sk31370n Trump would have walked away from that deal with the Omicronians allowing HIM to eat 1 human.
@@Brandon34300 Big if true
"Stop exploding you cowards!!!" 😂
I'm using this line in World of Warships
@@Alvaro89Rus WoT for me
I love how most of Kif's reactions to Brannigan are nothing but exasperated sighs 😂
His sighs and groans make it so much funnier when Zapp says something completely ridiculous or incorrect. I love it.
Can't wait till my little girl is old enough to watch Futurama and we can laugh together.
He's a hater
Sometimes I feel his pain lol
I mean if you had to be the handler to a dangerous idiot like Zapp, wouldn’t you just be apathetic?
Kiiiifffff- I dont like your "I dont think thats wise" attitude.
"The dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!" 🤣
Uggggh...
*if we hit that bullseye. Zapp is such a metaphor-mixer that he squeezed four into one sentence.
2:31
they should have tried to squeeze a "king me" in there somewhere lol
I use “My first instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish” as often as I can.
Lol i use " You win again gravity!"
I’m personally wondering how many situations you use this in
How often is that so far
Lol it's a favourite of mine as well. I also like to use "Lower, lower, lower, a lot lower. TOO LOW!! Lower" whenever possible.
As a defence mechanism I use "I surrender and volunteer for treason" more often
“I just got a book on tape, it’s about life in Ancient Greece…” so hilarious and subtle
can you explain that one to me? lol
@@charlieb1575 pretty much, particularly in the context of the military there was a lot of homoeroticism, eg achilles and Patroclus. When I watched the show as a kid I thought it was just a throw away line. The fact that it’s a book on tape is of course funny as well.
it's not that subtle
@@dizzygunner hell of a lot subtler than “sexlexia”
@FreeTibet *yore
"Spare me your space-aged technobabble, Atilla the Hun!"
"she's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro" IS SO FUNNY
Funniest line ever. My fave Zap quote.
@@fazertace6837 Same here. It makes me laugh to no end. I love it too.
Me and work mate quote this all the time!
What I came to the comments for. Makes me laugh every time I hear it or think of it. I am laughing as I type this 😂
I want a copy of Brannigan's Big Book of War so bad.
Same.
I bought it, it’s just 300 pages of “if you see enemies, hurt them because they don’t like being hurt” and double page spreads of his face
I love how the Zapp Brannigan character is based on the idea of if William Shatner was the captain of the enterprise instead of Kirk.
It works!
In modern parlance you Can't write "how" after starting the sentence with "I love".
I love the fact that comment sections pass off stale secrets as words of wisdom.
@@stacyhamilton2619 In modern parlance, you also can’t have “Can’t” capitalised in the middle of a sentence as that’s supposed to be reserved for the beginning of sentences.
If you’re going to be a dick about grammar, at least get it right.
@@stacyhamilton2619 hey dumdum, you forget the english language chances depending on words people say. something thats gramatically incorrect but is used enough will become gramatically correct eventually.
@@hexagon8899Hey imbecile, when will changes become chances? Yes, when enough uneducated dullards make enough mistakes society accepts their retardation.
He may be a self absorbed himbo with undeserved authority, but that voice…THAT. VOICE.
"Himbo" is a term i never knew existed 🤣
And that uniform 😂😂
That’s the voice of Hollywood movie trailers for sure and/or radio…like that homeless man that blew up on the internet some years ago…
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.
Sexlexia is serious and nothing to joke about.
"I have made it with a woman, inform the men"
The most chad thing ever said.🤣
It’s mated
@@jonathanmcculley3728 Nah its made it. Look it up if you don't believe me.
@@jonathanmcculley3728 no, he's made it with a woman.
Kif's every "Sighs"... It's a whole statement... 🐐💯
Kif is my former spirit animal from when I worked in retail.
Poor Kif
@@Eteana94 Especially at 17:05 .
I feel like Kif doesn’t get enough credit for Zapp’s scenes being so funny. His personality and stark contrast with Zapp really ends up being the big difference maker in so many of these clips being hilarious.
“what did we just blow up?”
(monotone) “the hubble telescope”
Kiff GETS NO RESPECT.
The way he pronounces Quesadilla with such confidence, will never not make me laugh
"sham pagin"
"kess-a-dilla"
quack-a-mole
Add-dew
“I just want you to know that if it doesn’t work with this pipsqueak I’ll be there to score you on the rebound 😏” LOL
"Crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on his belly. Delicious."
One day I'll use this quote. I swear it.
“Birds don’t crawl…” “They’ve been known to!”
I think Billy West did the late Phil Hartman proud with the Zapp Brannigan voice. Superb job... 👏
Don’t forget Magus from The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian.
Agreed...
Can only imagine how Phil Hartman would've hit the deplorable and deprived nuance within literally EVERYTHING Brannigan says
@@oldzenn8768it’s wild how Andy Dick never actually had any lasting repercussions for his part in that murder.
@@Chinchilla2310Because he didn't have anything to do with it. He offered to do cocaine with her months before she killed Hartman and there isn't any proof she was on cocaine at the time she did it.
I love how half of kiff’s lines are just a disappointed sigh lmfao
I love the fact that lmfuckingao.
Zapp: Round 'em up. And spare me the weary sigh for once.
Half of my lines are just disappointed sighs now too. (because humanity)
Billy West is a legend he could possibly be the next "Man of A thousand voices"
Not as iconic as the man who does Marcus Fenix and Bender.
@@MickEll91 I disagree. I don't know of any John DiMaggio characters I care about besides Bender, but Billy West has at least like a half dozen.
Of course he's still no Jim Cummings.
@@nthgth heretic.
Fun fact: Phil Hartman was supposed to voice Zapp Branigan, but he got murdered, so Billy West took over and made Zapp sound like Phil Hartman playing a smug a-hole character.
MariaBunn I'm curious about ur pic is it Fry as a woman?
“Double ‘Yes’! Guilty!”
Cracks me up every time!
South Park stole that joke 2 years later.
@@vetarlittorf1807 yeah suprised to see Matt and Trey do something like that. Mabey they came up with the same exact thing?
@@sinkeverbruggen1576 Nah, they stole it. They even admitted it. They also admitted that they copied the episode Godfellas when they had Cartman's tiny worshippers nuke each other.
But then again, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, American Dad, Rick and Morty etc., none of those shows are completely original.
@@vetarlittorf1807 oh wauw, is it on the DVD commentary tapes or something? But, you're right all these shows basically the same (but SP, AD and Fut are all superior).
@@sinkeverbruggen1576 yeah it's on the DVD commentary for the episode. They acknowledge that they saw the "yes, yes" joke on a show but weren't sure which one. The commentaries are great to listen to, they are always saying "we thought we had this great joke/episode and then we find out someone,usually the simpsons, have already done it". Which of course also obviously inspired the simpsons did it episode lol.
The epsiode where the space alien comes down and takes over the world was also almost way different too, the original plann was cartman blocks out the sun and the alien makes them get rid of all the guns. A few days before the episode is meant to air they find out the simpsons have already done the blocking out the sun and the getting rid of all the guns idea.
„She‘s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro“
Underrated line.
It's underrated by your Likes. It was highly rated previously in the comments - check it out.
“What’re you gay?” Is one of my favorites.
I love how the episode Fry, Bender and Leela join the military is one long sex joke.
You mean Fry, Bender and Lee Lemon!! Lol.
@@richwhiteman2755 you mean hermes
War were declared
"How 'bout I help you finish that dream you were just having about me?" - Greatest pickup line ever hahahaha
the fact that Zapp still remains a military officer despite his actions and dangerous stupidity and people continuing to willingly be under his command is extremely baffling
I wonder how the doofus became military officer in the first place.
@@snakeeyes2551 or why there people who still volunteer to be under his command despite probably knowing it is a deathwish
@@darthuchiha1418 or why haven't Kif been made military officer instead
@@snakeeyes2551 Zap probably hasn't approved his transfer over to officer.
Kinda like real life authorities.
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like bistro" 🤣🤣🤣
The cut away to the skeletons with crushed pelvis will never not be the funniest goddamn thing 🤣
Only made better by the fact that they died smiling.
“That’s just a fungal infection… OH! She’s talking to you, Kiff.” 🤣
17:48 Bender and Kif’s unified sigh kills me every time
Actually, it’s at 17:56 and yes, I totally agree with you! 🤭
“Baby wait! You didn’t show me your surprise!”
Zapp’s tunic simply defies physics.
It was necessary!
That’s velour for ya.
"This time I'm the one criticizing the sausage."🤣
Zap Brannigans movements are such an underrated part of his character
What rating have they currently attained? Who is on the rating board?
I imagine... "kif" (sigh...) 😒
If you pause at 20:51 the map shows the updated name of, Urectum!
I remember when I first showed my roommate's brother Zapp Brannigan's line about how he beat the Killbots. He was an army guy, and he just couldn't stop being bewildered. "That's literally not defeating them." He said and his reaction was just as funny as Zapp's idiocy.
I'm an Army guy myself,band I don't know why he's surprised. Officers are just as jackassed narcissistic pricks as this guy.
I mean, I love the Army more than the rest of society, but I hate the people.
Then again, I hate people in general.
OMG 😳 I never realised that. He is absolutely right
It is defeating them, they seize to be a threat.
worked for the soviets
Seems like he just didn't get that it was a joke. You don't use the word "literally" like a 13-year-old in real discussions of military strategy.
This is less a "best of" and more a "every scene he's in"
A true best of then
Honestly, that works for me
Same thing
There isn't a scene he doesn't steal.
There's very little difference between the two.
Every line from Zap is pure gold, brilliant writing
Made better with Billy West's perfect delivery.
Probably the best line from Zapp: "Ah, she's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro". Pure gold.
“Maha Leela we meet again, but this time I’m the one criticizing the sausage.”
🤣
"I'll be on leela like a fly on a very seductive manure" 🤣🤣🤣
6:45 is why Zapp Brannigan is one of the all-time great cartoon characters.
I don't know, Scruffy gives him a run for his money
"... the key to victory is the element of surprise..... Surprise!" will always get a laugh out of me.
that young man fills me with hope and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me 😂
I love how the omacronians can pronounce guacamole correctly.
Lotta guac on Earth TV
Sexlexia is an AMAZING line!….. absolutely LOVE it
It’s also a very sexy learning disability
“Let me show you the last photo of lieutenant Kroger….” (Shows kipp dead under the rocket) hahahahhahahahahah, savage
"Stop exploding you cowards" gets me everytime.
Zapp was originally supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman. However, after Hartman's untimely passing in 1998, Billy West was cast to voice Zapp using an impression of Hartman's voice
Maurice and Billy just have a ball with these characters.
What a script to work with.
So much love.
Ha ha ha!
20:52 love how Uranus is now Urectum because of that one scene where the Professor tells Fry they changed it in a past episode.
"Last time that you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator." and "Its the battle of Pacos Tacos all over again" LMFAO
Noodle incident that I would love to see
I love how Zapp having confused feelings for Leela pulling a Mulan wasn't completely out of nowhere seeing that one blind date he had
Zapp Brannigan is my hero and role model
say what you want about Zap but his voice is more smooth than a slice of butter
Same speed ahead! Favorite moment
I heard the voice of Zapp waz supposed to be inspired by Phil Hartman
May he rest in peace
It was. Phil was supposed to parody Jim Kirk of Star Trek fame until he was murdered by his psycho wife. So Billy West did a mock-up of himself impersonating Phil Hartman impersonating Jim Kirk.
Makes sense
@@orangefox1231 Also Fry's name was originally Curtis J. Fry but was renamed Philip in honor of Phil Hartman.
i literally imagined lionel hutz when i heard him the first time
The best secondary character of the show.
Idk, I'm a fan of Scruffy. But I do love Zapp
@@rjpittman4510 Scruffy's ok in my book. We don't see him aside from meetings and being a janitor.
@@music-channel69 That's the best part though. Just far and apart gems. Like that one quiet friend who only talks once in a conversation but makes you laugh every time. I do love Zapp though. Perfect for his character
@@rjpittman4510 True. But we know very little of him. It would of been nice if there's more Scruffy moments.
13:17 "Double yes" 😆😆 I love this joke!
Also love it when they use it in South Park of course
His "erotic" line is kinda iconic
I like your style… I find it very… *erotic*
EROTIC EROTIC EROTIC EROTIC
I used to work on cars for a dealership. It'd be quite first thing in the morning. Every once in a while I'd shout "EROTIC!" and it never failed to get a laugh
And laconic.
Kif's sighs are perfect as emphasis...
Or were you just born with a heart full of NEUTRALITY?
Ok so basically, just every Zapp Brannigan scene.
Nice.
What does "basically" contribute to this statement?
@@stacyhamilton2619 🤡🤡🤡
"the last time that happened I got hit with three paternity suits." Lmao dead.
I haven't seen the "dead" hackery in years. Your trite cliche bon mot is stale.
@@stacyhamilton2619 Stacy, do you spend all your time criticizing people?
@@woofawoof7616 I spend 10% of my time criticizing people. 80% of that 10% is spent criticizing imbeciles. Which one are you?
Ladies and gentlemen The Man With No Name, Zapp Brannigan!
I loved the Zapp action figure line. “Don’t tell me how to do the line… it sickens me.
I was really hoping you'd have included the entirety of Zapp explaining his ruse about conning Leela in the Garden of Eden episode. His whole progression of fighting to tell Leela of what he did, ending up with slightly sobbing & the line "I'm actually kind of proud of this one" kills me everytime I see it.
in his defense he’s right, probably the smartest thing he’s done.
I wish there was a Futurama DVD that contained all of the Zap episodes.
17:56 It has got to be a bad joke if even Bender sighs! :D
No doubt, the interplay between Billy and Maurice is epic.
Are they friends of yours? Do they call you jjustin?
@@stacyhamilton2619 tbf he's talking specifically about the voice actors...it's pretty fair to use their first names.
@@PointsofData tbuf if he was talking about Zapp and Kiff, nonliving drawings, it would be less disrespectful to call them by their first names. Billy West. Maurice LaMarche.
President's Day is coming up. I'm sure those straitlaced boomers, George and Abe could explain decorum to jjustin or at least send him to Miss Manners. Oh, I'm sorry - I mean Blanche.
The element of surprise... SURPRISE!!
Lmao that ALWAYS gets me cracking up 🤣🤣
9:41 my favorite line from Zapp Brannigan.
"Double yes! Guilty." Still my favorite Zapp joke.
'Comets, the icebergs of the sky! By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kind of gravity boost...or something.'
“Do you understand the charges? One beep for yes two beeps for no. Beep. Yes. So noted. Do you plead guilty? Beep… beep. Double Yes! Guilty!” 😂🤣👍🏻
Billy West nails it!
Hard to believe he worked for Howard Stern. Good thing he left when he did
Brannigan's Law is alot like Brannigan's love....hard and fast!
One of my favorite character...aint no shame in his game hahaha
My favorite characters are Philip J. Fry, Leela, Bender, Dr. Zoiderg, Hermes Conrad, Pro. Farnsworth, Amy Wong, and THE HYPNOTOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
I mean there's a lot of shame in it, that's why its funny.
'She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro' kills me
“Lets see what this eatery can do” 😂😂
That “What are, Gay?” Line always gets a chuckle
“STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!”
I have used this quote far more times than I think is reasonable
He’s my favorite character in the show 😂
I like the 80’s song bit cause it complimented by Kiff asking “Which ‘80’s?” I like that they play on the part of the show being set in the 3000’s and Zapp just being an 1980’s idiot persona.
5:14 Probably my most favorite Zapp Brannigan line ever 🤣.
10:34 will always be my favorite Zap line 😂
“Remember men! Take him alive, so there’s something left to kill.” 😂😂
14:38 never fails to make me laugh
My favorite part is that even the killbots had a limit to the carnage they could inflict but not Zapp
Zapp Brannigan has even made a silent appearance in the episode where Fry befriends an '80's guy who (in the end of said episode) died of Bone-itis.
The rock paper scissors conundrum lmao