I didn't get the joke at first, then started to drink from my (amazing Coca Cola(R)) glass, and choked because I remembered he got decked by a car So thank you stranger
8:08 "Why is there a fish?" Those fish (used for pedicure or manicure) are Garra rufa (sometimes referred to as "doctor fish"), because they eat away dead skin found on peoples' feet or hands, leaving newer skin exposed.
Interestingly enough, guppies will also do this, chilling in a river I've had normal wild guppies just gently nibble my flesh, I came out of the experience feeling appreciated, and softer skinned
I never thought that by clicking on "These dad mobile games are terrifying," I'd hear Kevin say "Worth every penny to see that Jacksepticeye character on a turkey."
I have been saying this for years now lol he said his name was something else in a old machinima video were he was playing CoD trolling people but it was a joke(oooooor was it!) Lol
Dude it is so crazy you posted this. My daughter was just born this week and I've been quickly transforming into a dad. I didn't even know I had New Balance shoes...
so... when my dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came back... It was because he walked backwards into the door and the world registered as him wanting to go outside and he wasnt allowed in again... paPA-
Play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue. That game is thebomb.com Edit: Didn't expect so many likes. Maybe he'll do it now. My sister owned that game for original Xbox and as a heterosexual man, I can confidently say, I beat it too
also, there is a Barbie Indiana Jones-esque game he should try to get his hands on. I think it was kind of bad, technically-speaking, but it came on a demo with a lot of other PS1 games and all I remember is lots of boulders and Barbie having a cheerful voice every time she was accidentally hit by them
After watching this video, I downloaded "Messy Dad" onto my phone for the little girl I watch on occasion, and wound up spending a half an hour playing it, myself. :P (Also, "Santa's driving a 4x4" made me laugh longer than it should have. . .)
8:07 some places use certain types of fish to help those with skin diseases or illnesses like Eczema, in spa's or pools. These fish eat dead skin off of your body. Not many places do this though but it is a thing, they're called Fish Pedicures, and the fish are Red Garra's, which is also known as Doctor fish or nibble fish. They're not really treated the best tho. Some places starve them so they'll eat the dead flesh off of your body, and some of the tanks they're kept in are known to have bacteria in it, so it's not exactly safe, and is illegal in some places, but yeah, it exist.
8:19 *"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place."* The really upscale skin care centers do, at least, as they need to import and care for fish that are native to Western Asia. This is the *Red Garra,* also known as *nibble fish* (as they call it in Animal Crossing). They eat dead skin cells off of you.
5:00 that's actually how movement works in the first two Grand Theft Autos! Funny that they're top down too. It works better for those games because it doesnt have a mobile touchpad joystick control scheme.
Fish are actually used in some nail salons. I don't know a ton about it, but there are some fish certain nail salons use to eat away dead skin or something like that. I've only seen it used on feet though, not hands.
I always enjoy watching your Friday and Saturday videos when I get back from getting drunk with friends. It is how I end my weekend drunk evenings every time. Just laying on my bed drunk af and watching Kevin play random junk
"I feel like I've lost my children."
Have you ever considered that's because you keep kicking them?
Or letting Jim Pickens babysit.
TheCommanderTaco he let them in the pool
O
M
G
“I’m not gonna look both ways here”
Oh no
Not again
OH NOOOO that took me a second :''''))))))
@@slemph2214 Car go vrooom, Kevin go noooo
You don’t have to look both ways when you got swag
I didn't get the joke at first, then started to drink from my (amazing Coca Cola(R)) glass, and choked because I remembered he got decked by a car
So thank you stranger
Flashbacks...
8:08 "Why is there a fish?" Those fish (used for pedicure or manicure) are Garra rufa (sometimes referred to as "doctor fish"), because they eat away dead skin found on peoples' feet or hands, leaving newer skin exposed.
It's in my boot
Interestingly enough, guppies will also do this, chilling in a river I've had normal wild guppies just gently nibble my flesh, I came out of the experience feeling appreciated, and softer skinned
I can't tell if this is true or a joke... It sounds like both...
@@lord__pasta It's true (just look up "Garra rufa/fish pedicure") 👍
does anyone remember the victorious episode like this where they all ended up in the hospital with some weird disease from the fish
"And they would be just as well loved. Adopted families are still families." Aww Kevin your Turg is showing.
With the amount of Coin Master ads Kevin has had in recent videos, it can’t be long until they will actually sponsor him
I hope he gets his own commercial!!
This is kevins way of telling us he is pregnant
Oh my Jim! Who's the father??
Fatal Phenomenon so your telling me Kevin is the new Virgin Mary??!?!
Kevin impregnated himself
there was a joke on his twitch that he was pregnant :// hmmm
Kevin’s pregnant? More like bore ragnorak!
“really felt like a dady”
-Kevin 2020
"I've been crying a lot,... because I'm not high"
Me too Kevin. Me too buddy.
we've had it wrong the whole time we should be calling him dady
Dady Kevvy
Log Fiihr
Dady Kevy
Dady kevy and Drifty Dady are the same person.
(By drifty dady I'm obviously talking about Real Thicc Game)
Dady kevin
lil dady kevy
I never thought that by clicking on "These dad mobile games are terrifying,"
I'd hear Kevin say "Worth every penny to see that Jacksepticeye character on a turkey."
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Kevin was crying because he couldn’t find Kathleen
Who's Kathleen??? Sorry I'm new to this channel
Shaila Daniels It’s his fursona
@shaila Kathleen is from beyond 2 souls where Kevin was picking on her
@@kendji. ooooooh okay, thanks!!
@@kendji. "picking" is an odd way to say it
“adopted families are still families” :,) wholesome but subtle
Kevin JR must be pissed. He gets punted and Kevin's other children get Eggs.
Exactly, they forget to pick it up on the way home
Kevin: We are playing daddy games...
Title: Virtual bilionare mom simulator
Kevin: That is exactly what we fecking need...
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Randall The Scandall damn it I was going to do that!
@@randallthescandall7029 :(
Kevin at the beginning: I’m going to forever be single
The 2 million people who have a crush on him: uh
Billion*
@@ezekielharris5727 Trillion*
He is SO CUTE!
@@finnprins503
Everyllion*
fr 😭😭😭
This video really messed with my head. Everytime a mobile game ad came on, I couldn't tell if it was a real ad or in the video at first.
Same. I paused the video three times thinking it was an actual ad on my computer XD
Proof that Kevin is a serial killer: When given a chance to paint someone's nails, he does it like the Ice Truck Killer in Dexter.
No he will stomp them like grognak
😂😂
Being a psicopat doesn't mean being killer
@MinimiMax Oh geeez, your so right that’s scary.
How do you know he doesn't have some weird amputee murder fetish
Best kevin tip:
"Kids are boring and they demand fish."
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@@randallthescandall7029 Your comment had no dislikes and i ruined it.
Sleepy Goose it still doesn’t
@@randallthescandall7029 youtube doesnt show dislikes on comments, so for all you know your comment could have 234 dislikes.
Leechy Fruit I know that it doesn’t show dislikes I was just making a joke
"What is wrong with her eyes?!" She's a billionaire, Kevin. All rich people are lizard people, always remember this
And some used to be slave owners in the past. See scary hard to figure out who was lucky with slavery if all rich people look the same.
@@emrahalien2972 What're you even talking about?
@@normalperson1642 you wont get me Richie.
EmrahAlien cool it with the anti semitic remarks
@@_ray8054 rich people are stuck in the wallllls. also do you know what anti-Semitic even meannsss....
"moms are even better at being dads than us men"
*me thinking of my dad abandoning me*
YUP
*me thinking of all the work mom did for me and my brother when dad left us* yeah true, moms are great
Do y'all need a hug?
@no *hug*
@no *hug*
Kevin somehow being amazed at how terrible these games are every single time is hilarious to me.
You only know this because Kevin *doesn't.*
Kevin is our daddy, mommy, and cult leader, what can’t he do?
Ah, the three genders: daddy, mommy, and cult leader.
RT is the mommy ;)
Walk across a street
Dady*
What he can't do? Bake.
imagine if kevin has been sponsored by coin master this whole time and that’s why he keeps showing us their ads
Kevin:"im such a good dad"
Also Kevin " I hate being a dad".
U can be a good dad but still hate it
"They call me daddy Kevin in the comments."
Eh? I've only ever called you legal guardian Kevin.
the reason is obvious why everyone calls him DADDY
The thing he had as a life tip for adoption being family still was actually really sweet.
It rlly was, wasn't it? :')
As an adoptee and an adoption attorney, I appreciated that 😊
when did he say that?
@@novisnovis he didn't say it, it was a tip on screen in one of the games
@@novisnovis it's at the beginning of the video when he goes to click on single dad Sim.
5:20 that's "so am I" by ava max in case someone wanted to know
Thank you so much 🤗 I kept on replaying that part to try and hear the lyrics but only heard "don't you ever"
1:28 I'd choose your words carefully Kevin, it's common knowledge a car can get a taste for blood after its first hit....
Kevin’s adoption request: Declined
Reason: Finances
I just snorted
The game do be like that.
😂🥴🤣....BitLife
Reason: Criminal Record
@@pierat941 That's more like it
Imagine if his name isn't really Kevin and he's just lying to us
Like nobody's stopping him??
hahaha it'd be kinda the same like a lot of people think Jacksepticeye's name is actually Jack even though it's Seán
Oh shit that's true
I have been saying this for years now lol he said his name was something else in a old machinima video were he was playing CoD trolling people but it was a joke(oooooor was it!) Lol
Yeah his name could be like Frank and we would be none the wiser
His name is bore ragnarok
He brought this on himself by calling us the closest thing he had to dependants/children in his stream. CallMeDaddy.
CallMeDaddy more like Bore Ragnarok.
The fact he takes a second to appreciate mom's proves Kevin's dad material!
kevin sounds like he's hiding the fact he's high
Hes joking about being high suspiciously often
@@g.o.a.t5652 Hes acting different too HMMM
I see..
as soon as I clicked on his red eyes were sus
this. this is how i can explain his personality to my friends. thank you.
Kevin: "I'm gonna give that one a knee slap."
*Smacks upper Thigh*
🤣🤣
That is where he keeps his extra knees
viraleffectz you made me choke on my root beer. Thank you
You gotta pay if you wanna see those raunchy knees he ain't cheap
I think a lot of people do. Close enough
noone:
demon mom:
"my son is like the location of your hotel"
Dude it is so crazy you posted this. My daughter was just born this week and I've been quickly transforming into a dad. I didn't even know I had New Balance shoes...
Me: Kevin as a dad?
Also me: *Traumatic flashbacks as he kicks his child across the yard like a football*
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cool beans bro lol
thats not how all fathers do it?
@@randallthescandall7029 Delete it, immediately.
Basti K no
When Kevin says; “Hey there friends.” I feel like we are actually friends.
Sad
do u think Kevin should role play with rt in gta star wars and army thingy kevin would be Grognac
that's called love bombing friend, remember ur in a cult
CallmeKevin is cultivating parasocial relationships confirmed
he's my daddy tho
“I apologize my eyes are red cause I’m so high-“ Same “no I’ve been crying cause I’m not high” that’ll be me in two hours and repeat
Day 58 asking for kevin to play desperate housewives again. The forgotten trilogy.
Kevin is the guy that will give his child 'the talk'when he is 4 months old
Nah, not early enough. Maybe right when the kid is born. First thing he says to the baby is gonna be ‘the talk’
When Kevin is 4 months old?
Who's to say he didn't with Kevin Jr
Why is Kevin 4 months old
hahahah
so... when my dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came back... It was because he walked backwards into the door and the world registered as him wanting to go outside and he wasnt allowed in again...
paPA-
That moment when you realise that Kevin, being knowledgeable in video editing, could've made that Jacksepticchicken video himself.
5:45 the model for the little girl is stolen from Beyond: Two Souls and I don't know why but that's the funniest thing to me
the amount of ads i tried to close out that were actually just being shown to kevin
day 60 of reminding kevin that he’s loved and appreciated
Yes
lydia stefanik yay Kevin! We love Kevin!
Yes
Agree
Yes! Thank you!
i cant wait to become a mother and while i stare into the abyss of floating objects my husbnand zig zags up and down stairs
Kevin’s Borat accent and the poor English script is absolutely perfect!
"Ive been crying a lot cause I'm not high" me too
Same
I love your picture!
Most relatable thing I have ever heard
Mood
Play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue. That game is thebomb.com
Edit: Didn't expect so many likes. Maybe he'll do it now. My sister owned that game for original Xbox and as a heterosexual man, I can confidently say, I beat it too
I just had a fit of violent nostalgia from reading the title again...
I honestly love how this leads to an actual website 😂
I 100% agree, best game ever
I loved it as a child, Kevin pls!!
also, there is a Barbie Indiana Jones-esque game he should try to get his hands on. I think it was kind of bad, technically-speaking, but it came on a demo with a lot of other PS1 games and all I remember is lots of boulders and Barbie having a cheerful voice every time she was accidentally hit by them
I think Kevin is trying to tell us he's pregananante!
*pregnot
@@calistusjay60 gregnant*
Leechy Fruit Luigi board*
Pregnart*
pargant
Does Kevin really not realize how many of us ladies would actually give him a serious shot with dating? He must!
I have such a huge crush on him
Omg I’m obsessed with him 😅
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was thinking this! 😳🥰
So ladies why do you need fish for your hands?
@@minesweeperlegend the fish eat the dead skin
You should play "who's your daddy" with RT.
who's your dady*
@@mikeyramone your wrong
@@mikeyramone is he capitalist mam like me?
@@mikeyramone whos you're dady*
"Fixed" it
@@abuckarooboyo7104 you just wrote "who's you are dady"
" I hate being a dad"
Jim Pickens-2020
"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place." Well actually yes...
Every video I watch of Kevin’s I think “what if this is someone’s first CallMeKevin video and I chuckle ever single time.
Disappointed that Kevin didn’t say “And today we are doing something a little bit different.” Tbh
"And today we are doing something a little bit simmilar."
It's because he has already been a daddy in his past videos.
This is like the archetypal callmekevin video...
Simply because it's nothing too different
@@Winter_Gale this implies that playing shit mobile games is now the norm and I'm not sure if I should be happy or scared of this fact
Kevin has played as a single mom and a single dad. When does he play as a single child?
That’s just Kevin’s life
"These orphan mobile games are fecking traumatic" when?
Watching him play the businessman woman capitalist lady mam billionaire person gave me a stroke.
10/10
(Almost Father’s Day) Kevin: “moms are the best”
"I don't want to hear about the puzzle games!"
**pulls headphones closer to ears**
That's what I call "my level of intelligence"
I'm actually convinced mobile games are better than Kevin makes them out to be. Almost like he wants to keep them all to himself ...
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4:30 Should be concerned about the puddle of blood under the cop car?
9:15 I LOVE that Kevin used a Russian accent as a joke, only for the game to then drop "capitalist!"
I kid you not, he turned his friend into a dancing chicken and called it Chicken Sean! Funniest shit ive ever seen.
Someone please send that to Seán! 🤣
I'm going to be disappointed if that video isn't in Meme time
@@UnsaneMan dont worry, it wont be
“Mom why hasn’t dad come home?” “Truck-kun got him”
Truck-san
Truck-senpai
Truck-Sama
After watching this video, I downloaded "Messy Dad" onto my phone for the little girl I watch on occasion, and wound up spending a half an hour playing it, myself. :P (Also, "Santa's driving a 4x4" made me laugh longer than it should have. . .)
4:44 good to see that the mafia city guy was able to get more work after the mafia city meme died
4:43 "Thats how dady works"
Literally the same stock guy from the mafia city ads, from a level 99 boss to a dad glad he got a story arc :')
Ah yeah, good old standard unity assets
5:25 "I could stomp on you if I wish."
Grognak the Destroyer? Is that you?
8:07 some places use certain types of fish to help those with skin diseases or illnesses like Eczema, in spa's or pools. These fish eat dead skin off of your body. Not many places do this though but it is a thing, they're called Fish Pedicures, and the fish are Red Garra's, which is also known as Doctor fish or nibble fish. They're not really treated the best tho. Some places starve them so they'll eat the dead flesh off of your body, and some of the tanks they're kept in are known to have bacteria in it, so it's not exactly safe, and is illegal in some places, but yeah, it exist.
Kevin if you turn on airplane mode for mobile games you don't get ass, just FYI
But maybe we all want ass
8:19 *"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place."*
The really upscale skin care centers do, at least, as they need to import and care for fish that are native to Western Asia. This is the *Red Garra,* also known as *nibble fish* (as they call it in Animal Crossing). They eat dead skin cells off of you.
This is really just: "Watch ads with CallMeKevin!"
The experience is so real, you feel like the ads are really on your screen!
Tbh gotta watch them anyways, rather do it with his commentary. Bahah.
The editing style in these videos changed a lot recently. I like it. It's not overdone and is actually benefits the jokes.
Just realized if I died there would be no more watching Call Me Kevin videos, feeling much better about life now :)
Kevin play the Sims Freeplay, it is microtransaction heaven
Oh my god I’m getting flashbacks to having to wait 24+ hours to buy a house and have a child
@@HavingFunISKEY yes then i got the hacked version 💀
I sometimes wish I wasn't gay because I love Kevin too much.
Mood
Bruh
Same
1:24 Kevin walking out of Batman V Superman
Russian? GRU?
I think we should all take a moment to acknowledge that Kevin still reads off names at the end of his videos. Good on you past Kevin!
"Hey there friends, my name is Kevin" is another way of saying "hey there friends, welcome to torture simulator".
“Are you winning son”
Me watching Kevin’s videos: “Definitely Dad”
dude ive been stuck on egg breakfast for so long. thank you
10:08 As someone who was raised by my Mom alone, I agree that Moms are freaking amazing.
I'm terrified of people calling him daddy
they should be calling him dady instead
Papa
0:25 dont worry kevin,we already guessed by your content that some sort of drugs were involved
I collect all your life tips so whenever I am sad I can read them and become happy again :)
5:00 that's actually how movement works in the first two Grand Theft Autos! Funny that they're top down too. It works better for those games because it doesnt have a mobile touchpad joystick control scheme.
I want to be adopted by Kevin, this is my death wish
As a 23-year-old woman, I’m ready to be a dad now
I believe in you
Vulcanitu so do I you’re gonna be a great dad
Be the best dad you can be.
you're going to be a good dady
girl we're the same age and from the same country watching the same youtuber...
7:18 - Dad brushes teeth -> preceeds to eat breakfast. How on earth did someone say "yep, that makes sense"
Kevin playing dad simulator games.
Me: Yo lads I think we are going to have news in 9 months.
Hey, don't blame us! You called yourself "Daddy Kevin" on one of your streams! You admitted it!
Damn Kevin has the power to see what people type in the comments before its even posted....
Fish are actually used in some nail salons. I don't know a ton about it, but there are some fish certain nail salons use to eat away dead skin or something like that. I've only seen it used on feet though, not hands.
I always enjoy watching your Friday and Saturday videos when I get back from getting drunk with friends. It is how I end my weekend drunk evenings every time.
Just laying on my bed drunk af and watching Kevin play random junk
I'm confused. None of these games show the dad leaving to get cigarettes and never coming back. I rate 0/5 for realism.
Kevin is such a *cute chonker I want to squeeze his cheecks and give him orange juice*
What?
m o o d
I feel this
and soup
I agree with Arthur morgan. What?
God I hope he didn't really pay those 44 euros
What was the maker of this app even thinking
No joke that “Meet Your Older Self” add looked like my grandma