I didn't get the joke at first, then started to drink from my (amazing Coca Cola(R)) glass, and choked because I remembered he got decked by a car So thank you stranger
8:08 "Why is there a fish?" Those fish (used for pedicure or manicure) are Garra rufa (sometimes referred to as "doctor fish"), because they eat away dead skin found on peoples' feet or hands, leaving newer skin exposed.
Interestingly enough, guppies will also do this, chilling in a river I've had normal wild guppies just gently nibble my flesh, I came out of the experience feeling appreciated, and softer skinned
I never thought that by clicking on "These dad mobile games are terrifying," I'd hear Kevin say "Worth every penny to see that Jacksepticeye character on a turkey."
I have been saying this for years now lol he said his name was something else in a old machinima video were he was playing CoD trolling people but it was a joke(oooooor was it!) Lol
Dude it is so crazy you posted this. My daughter was just born this week and I've been quickly transforming into a dad. I didn't even know I had New Balance shoes...
so... when my dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came back... It was because he walked backwards into the door and the world registered as him wanting to go outside and he wasnt allowed in again... paPA-
Play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue. That game is thebomb.com Edit: Didn't expect so many likes. Maybe he'll do it now. My sister owned that game for original Xbox and as a heterosexual man, I can confidently say, I beat it too
also, there is a Barbie Indiana Jones-esque game he should try to get his hands on. I think it was kind of bad, technically-speaking, but it came on a demo with a lot of other PS1 games and all I remember is lots of boulders and Barbie having a cheerful voice every time she was accidentally hit by them
8:19 *"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place."* The really upscale skin care centers do, at least, as they need to import and care for fish that are native to Western Asia. This is the *Red Garra,* also known as *nibble fish* (as they call it in Animal Crossing). They eat dead skin cells off of you.
5:00 that's actually how movement works in the first two Grand Theft Autos! Funny that they're top down too. It works better for those games because it doesnt have a mobile touchpad joystick control scheme.
Santa driving a truck to deliver presents is so goddamn funny to me, because in Australia our version of Jingle Bells goes a little differently (to accommodate for the fact that Christmas is in Summer) and we talk about driving around in a ute on Christmas Day. Check out the lyrics: Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot, Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs, It's Summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Engine's getting hot; we dodge the kangaroos, The swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too. All the family's there, sitting by the pool, Christmas Day the Aussie way, by the barbecue. Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze, The kids and Uncle Bruce, are swimming in their clothes. The time comes 'round to go, we take the family snap, Pack the car and all shoot through, before the washing up. Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute
@@rachelleamanda1a875 even though most games say they require internet, a lot of them dont need it to work, only to download the initial game, try and experiment to see what games work and what games dont
i do this with most games, except for ones that will be like hey you NEED to turn your internet on to play this! even tho the game itsself doesnt use any internet features them ad people are gettin smart ):
I always enjoy watching your Friday and Saturday videos when I get back from getting drunk with friends. It is how I end my weekend drunk evenings every time. Just laying on my bed drunk af and watching Kevin play random junk
8:07 some places use certain types of fish to help those with skin diseases or illnesses like Eczema, in spa's or pools. These fish eat dead skin off of your body. Not many places do this though but it is a thing, they're called Fish Pedicures, and the fish are Red Garra's, which is also known as Doctor fish or nibble fish. They're not really treated the best tho. Some places starve them so they'll eat the dead flesh off of your body, and some of the tanks they're kept in are known to have bacteria in it, so it's not exactly safe, and is illegal in some places, but yeah, it exist.
After watching this video, I downloaded "Messy Dad" onto my phone for the little girl I watch on occasion, and wound up spending a half an hour playing it, myself. :P (Also, "Santa's driving a 4x4" made me laugh longer than it should have. . .)
Fish are actually used in some nail salons. I don't know a ton about it, but there are some fish certain nail salons use to eat away dead skin or something like that. I've only seen it used on feet though, not hands.
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"I feel like I've lost my children."
Have you ever considered that's because you keep kicking them?
Or letting Jim Pickens babysit.
TheCommanderTaco he let them in the pool
O
M
G
“I’m not gonna look both ways here”
Oh no
Not again
OH NOOOO that took me a second :''''))))))
@@slemph2214 Car go vrooom, Kevin go noooo
You don’t have to look both ways when you got swag
I didn't get the joke at first, then started to drink from my (amazing Coca Cola(R)) glass, and choked because I remembered he got decked by a car
So thank you stranger
Flashbacks...
This is kevins way of telling us he is pregnant
Oh my Jim! Who's the father??
Fatal Phenomenon so your telling me Kevin is the new Virgin Mary??!?!
Kevin impregnated himself
there was a joke on his twitch that he was pregnant :// hmmm
Kevin’s pregnant? More like bore ragnorak!
8:08 "Why is there a fish?" Those fish (used for pedicure or manicure) are Garra rufa (sometimes referred to as "doctor fish"), because they eat away dead skin found on peoples' feet or hands, leaving newer skin exposed.
It's in my boot
Interestingly enough, guppies will also do this, chilling in a river I've had normal wild guppies just gently nibble my flesh, I came out of the experience feeling appreciated, and softer skinned
I can't tell if this is true or a joke... It sounds like both...
@@lord__pasta It's true (just look up "Garra rufa/fish pedicure") 👍
does anyone remember the victorious episode like this where they all ended up in the hospital with some weird disease from the fish
"And they would be just as well loved. Adopted families are still families." Aww Kevin your Turg is showing.
Kevin: We are playing daddy games...
Title: Virtual bilionare mom simulator
Kevin: That is exactly what we fecking need...
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Randall The Scandall damn it I was going to do that!
@@randallthescandall7029 :(
Kevin somehow being amazed at how terrible these games are every single time is hilarious to me.
You only know this because Kevin *doesn't.*
With the amount of Coin Master ads Kevin has had in recent videos, it can’t be long until they will actually sponsor him
I hope he gets his own commercial!!
“really felt like a dady”
-Kevin 2020
“adopted families are still families” :,) wholesome but subtle
I never thought that by clicking on "These dad mobile games are terrifying,"
I'd hear Kevin say "Worth every penny to see that Jacksepticeye character on a turkey."
Kobe W this comment had no replies so I ruined it
Proof that Kevin is a serial killer: When given a chance to paint someone's nails, he does it like the Ice Truck Killer in Dexter.
No he will stomp them like grognak
😂😂
Being a psicopat doesn't mean being killer
@MinimiMax Oh geeez, your so right that’s scary.
How do you know he doesn't have some weird amputee murder fetish
we've had it wrong the whole time we should be calling him dady
Dady Kevvy
Log Fiihr
Dady Kevy
Dady kevy and Drifty Dady are the same person.
(By drifty dady I'm obviously talking about Real Thicc Game)
Dady kevin
lil dady kevy
"I've been crying a lot,... because I'm not high"
Me too Kevin. Me too buddy.
Kevin was crying because he couldn’t find Kathleen
Who's Kathleen??? Sorry I'm new to this channel
Shaila Daniels It’s his fursona
@shaila Kathleen is from beyond 2 souls where Kevin was picking on her
@@kendji. ooooooh okay, thanks!!
@@kendji. "picking" is an odd way to say it
Kevin JR must be pissed. He gets punted and Kevin's other children get Eggs.
Exactly, they forget to pick it up on the way home
Best kevin tip:
"Kids are boring and they demand fish."
Rallakos this comment had no replies so I ruined it
@@randallthescandall7029 Your comment had no dislikes and i ruined it.
Sleepy Goose it still doesn’t
@@randallthescandall7029 youtube doesnt show dislikes on comments, so for all you know your comment could have 234 dislikes.
Leechy Fruit I know that it doesn’t show dislikes I was just making a joke
The thing he had as a life tip for adoption being family still was actually really sweet.
It rlly was, wasn't it? :')
As an adoptee and an adoption attorney, I appreciated that 😊
when did he say that?
@@novisnovis he didn't say it, it was a tip on screen in one of the games
@@novisnovis it's at the beginning of the video when he goes to click on single dad Sim.
Kevin at the beginning: I’m going to forever be single
The 2 million people who have a crush on him: uh
Billion*
@@ezekielharris5727 Trillion*
He is SO CUTE!
@@finnprins503
Everyllion*
fr 😭😭😭
This video really messed with my head. Everytime a mobile game ad came on, I couldn't tell if it was a real ad or in the video at first.
Same. I paused the video three times thinking it was an actual ad on my computer XD
"They call me daddy Kevin in the comments."
Eh? I've only ever called you legal guardian Kevin.
the reason is obvious why everyone calls him DADDY
Kevin’s adoption request: Declined
Reason: Finances
I just snorted
The game do be like that.
😂🥴🤣....BitLife
Reason: Criminal Record
@@pierat941 That's more like it
Imagine if his name isn't really Kevin and he's just lying to us
Like nobody's stopping him??
hahaha it'd be kinda the same like a lot of people think Jacksepticeye's name is actually Jack even though it's Seán
Oh shit that's true
I have been saying this for years now lol he said his name was something else in a old machinima video were he was playing CoD trolling people but it was a joke(oooooor was it!) Lol
Yeah his name could be like Frank and we would be none the wiser
His name is bore ragnarok
"What is wrong with her eyes?!" She's a billionaire, Kevin. All rich people are lizard people, always remember this
And some used to be slave owners in the past. See scary hard to figure out who was lucky with slavery if all rich people look the same.
@@emrahalien2972 What're you even talking about?
@@normalperson1642 you wont get me Richie.
EmrahAlien cool it with the anti semitic remarks
@@_ray8054 rich people are stuck in the wallllls. also do you know what anti-Semitic even meannsss....
"moms are even better at being dads than us men"
*me thinking of my dad abandoning me*
YUP
*me thinking of all the work mom did for me and my brother when dad left us* yeah true, moms are great
Do y'all need a hug?
@no *hug*
@no *hug*
Me: Kevin as a dad?
Also me: *Traumatic flashbacks as he kicks his child across the yard like a football*
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cool beans bro lol
thats not how all fathers do it?
@@randallthescandall7029 Delete it, immediately.
Basti K no
Kevin is our daddy, mommy, and cult leader, what can’t he do?
Ah, the three genders: daddy, mommy, and cult leader.
RT is the mommy ;)
Walk across a street
Dady*
What he can't do? Bake.
When Kevin says; “Hey there friends.” I feel like we are actually friends.
Sad
do u think Kevin should role play with rt in gta star wars and army thingy kevin would be Grognac
that's called love bombing friend, remember ur in a cult
CallmeKevin is cultivating parasocial relationships confirmed
he's my daddy tho
1:28 I'd choose your words carefully Kevin, it's common knowledge a car can get a taste for blood after its first hit....
Dude it is so crazy you posted this. My daughter was just born this week and I've been quickly transforming into a dad. I didn't even know I had New Balance shoes...
Kevin: "I'm gonna give that one a knee slap."
*Smacks upper Thigh*
🤣🤣
That is where he keeps his extra knees
viraleffectz you made me choke on my root beer. Thank you
You gotta pay if you wanna see those raunchy knees he ain't cheap
I think a lot of people do. Close enough
Kevin is the guy that will give his child 'the talk'when he is 4 months old
Nah, not early enough. Maybe right when the kid is born. First thing he says to the baby is gonna be ‘the talk’
When Kevin is 4 months old?
Who's to say he didn't with Kevin Jr
Why is Kevin 4 months old
hahahah
kevin sounds like he's hiding the fact he's high
Hes joking about being high suspiciously often
@@g.o.a.t5652 Hes acting different too HMMM
I see..
as soon as I clicked on his red eyes were sus
this. this is how i can explain his personality to my friends. thank you.
The fact he takes a second to appreciate mom's proves Kevin's dad material!
imagine if kevin has been sponsored by coin master this whole time and that’s why he keeps showing us their ads
so... when my dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came back... It was because he walked backwards into the door and the world registered as him wanting to go outside and he wasnt allowed in again...
paPA-
the amount of ads i tried to close out that were actually just being shown to kevin
Play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue. That game is thebomb.com
Edit: Didn't expect so many likes. Maybe he'll do it now. My sister owned that game for original Xbox and as a heterosexual man, I can confidently say, I beat it too
I just had a fit of violent nostalgia from reading the title again...
I honestly love how this leads to an actual website 😂
I 100% agree, best game ever
I loved it as a child, Kevin pls!!
also, there is a Barbie Indiana Jones-esque game he should try to get his hands on. I think it was kind of bad, technically-speaking, but it came on a demo with a lot of other PS1 games and all I remember is lots of boulders and Barbie having a cheerful voice every time she was accidentally hit by them
Kevin:"im such a good dad"
Also Kevin " I hate being a dad".
U can be a good dad but still hate it
He brought this on himself by calling us the closest thing he had to dependants/children in his stream. CallMeDaddy.
CallMeDaddy more like Bore Ragnarok.
day 60 of reminding kevin that he’s loved and appreciated
Yes
lydia stefanik yay Kevin! We love Kevin!
Yes
Agree
Yes! Thank you!
Disappointed that Kevin didn’t say “And today we are doing something a little bit different.” Tbh
"And today we are doing something a little bit simmilar."
It's because he has already been a daddy in his past videos.
This is like the archetypal callmekevin video...
Simply because it's nothing too different
@@Winter_Gale this implies that playing shit mobile games is now the norm and I'm not sure if I should be happy or scared of this fact
You should play "who's your daddy" with RT.
who's your dady*
@@mikeyramone your wrong
@@mikeyramone is he capitalist mam like me?
@@mikeyramone whos you're dady*
"Fixed" it
@@abuckarooboyo7104 you just wrote "who's you are dady"
i cant wait to become a mother and while i stare into the abyss of floating objects my husbnand zig zags up and down stairs
noone:
demon mom:
"my son is like the location of your hotel"
"Ive been crying a lot cause I'm not high" me too
Same
I love your picture!
Most relatable thing I have ever heard
Mood
" I hate being a dad"
Jim Pickens-2020
"I don't want to hear about the puzzle games!"
**pulls headphones closer to ears**
That's what I call "my level of intelligence"
9:15 I LOVE that Kevin used a Russian accent as a joke, only for the game to then drop "capitalist!"
5:45 the model for the little girl is stolen from Beyond: Two Souls and I don't know why but that's the funniest thing to me
Kevin has played as a single mom and a single dad. When does he play as a single child?
That’s just Kevin’s life
"These orphan mobile games are fecking traumatic" when?
4:43 "Thats how dady works"
Literally the same stock guy from the mafia city ads, from a level 99 boss to a dad glad he got a story arc :')
Ah yeah, good old standard unity assets
5:25 "I could stomp on you if I wish."
Grognak the Destroyer? Is that you?
Day 58 asking for kevin to play desperate housewives again. The forgotten trilogy.
5:20 that's "so am I" by ava max in case someone wanted to know
Thank you so much 🤗 I kept on replaying that part to try and hear the lyrics but only heard "don't you ever"
I'm confused. None of these games show the dad leaving to get cigarettes and never coming back. I rate 0/5 for realism.
“Mom why hasn’t dad come home?” “Truck-kun got him”
Truck-san
Truck-senpai
Truck-Sama
I kid you not, he turned his friend into a dancing chicken and called it Chicken Sean! Funniest shit ive ever seen.
Someone please send that to Seán! 🤣
I'm going to be disappointed if that video isn't in Meme time
@@UnsaneMan dont worry, it wont be
That moment when you realise that Kevin, being knowledgeable in video editing, could've made that Jacksepticchicken video himself.
10:08 As someone who was raised by my Mom alone, I agree that Moms are freaking amazing.
I'm actually convinced mobile games are better than Kevin makes them out to be. Almost like he wants to keep them all to himself ...
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8:19 *"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place."*
The really upscale skin care centers do, at least, as they need to import and care for fish that are native to Western Asia. This is the *Red Garra,* also known as *nibble fish* (as they call it in Animal Crossing). They eat dead skin cells off of you.
"Hey there friends, my name is Kevin" is another way of saying "hey there friends, welcome to torture simulator".
Every video I watch of Kevin’s I think “what if this is someone’s first CallMeKevin video and I chuckle ever single time.
"I'm sure nail salons just have bowls of fish around the place." Well actually yes...
I sometimes wish I wasn't gay because I love Kevin too much.
Mood
Bruh
Same
Hey, don't blame us! You called yourself "Daddy Kevin" on one of your streams! You admitted it!
“Are you winning son”
Me watching Kevin’s videos: “Definitely Dad”
Kevin’s Borat accent and the poor English script is absolutely perfect!
5:00 that's actually how movement works in the first two Grand Theft Autos! Funny that they're top down too. It works better for those games because it doesnt have a mobile touchpad joystick control scheme.
Kevin play the Sims Freeplay, it is microtransaction heaven
Oh my god I’m getting flashbacks to having to wait 24+ hours to buy a house and have a child
@@HavingFunISKEY yes then i got the hacked version 💀
Damn Kevin has the power to see what people type in the comments before its even posted....
0:25 dont worry kevin,we already guessed by your content that some sort of drugs were involved
4:44 good to see that the mafia city guy was able to get more work after the mafia city meme died
(Almost Father’s Day) Kevin: “moms are the best”
This is really just: "Watch ads with CallMeKevin!"
The experience is so real, you feel like the ads are really on your screen!
Tbh gotta watch them anyways, rather do it with his commentary. Bahah.
Have you guys ever realised how serious and down to Earth Kevin can get after murdering and repopulating the sims world
He's baked
0:22. Was not expecting a wholesome message when I was rewinding to check what it said
I think Kevin is trying to tell us he's pregananante!
*pregnot
@@calistusjay60 gregnant*
Leechy Fruit Luigi board*
Pregnart*
pargant
The editing style in these videos changed a lot recently. I like it. It's not overdone and is actually benefits the jokes.
I'm terrified of people calling him daddy
they should be calling him dady instead
Papa
Santa driving a truck to deliver presents is so goddamn funny to me, because in Australia our version of Jingle Bells goes a little differently (to accommodate for the fact that Christmas is in Summer) and we talk about driving around in a ute on Christmas Day. Check out the lyrics:
Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute
this is the only version of jingle bells
Actually its six white boomers
That's dope. TIL.
Drive your Ute and find three kids
Kevin explaining why his eyes are red:
“I’m playing it both ways, so I always come out on top.”
Does Kevin really not realize how many of us ladies would actually give him a serious shot with dating? He must!
I have such a huge crush on him
Omg I’m obsessed with him 😅
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was thinking this! 😳🥰
So ladies why do you need fish for your hands?
@@minesweeperlegend the fish eat the dead skin
Watching him play the businessman woman capitalist lady mam billionaire person gave me a stroke.
10/10
turn off internet when playing phone games, they cant spam you with ads then
WHat if they use internet?
@@rachelleamanda1a875 even though most games say they require internet, a lot of them dont need it to work, only to download the initial game, try and experiment to see what games work and what games dont
Then how will I know to request my Husband’s location
i do this with most games, except for ones that will be like hey you NEED to turn your internet on to play this! even tho the game itsself doesnt use any internet features
them ad people are gettin smart ):
I want to be adopted by Kevin, this is my death wish
No one mentioning Kevin life tip#1851?
0:22
'And they would be just as well loved. Adopted familys are still familys'
That was so wholesome
I always enjoy watching your Friday and Saturday videos when I get back from getting drunk with friends. It is how I end my weekend drunk evenings every time.
Just laying on my bed drunk af and watching Kevin play random junk
8:07 some places use certain types of fish to help those with skin diseases or illnesses like Eczema, in spa's or pools. These fish eat dead skin off of your body. Not many places do this though but it is a thing, they're called Fish Pedicures, and the fish are Red Garra's, which is also known as Doctor fish or nibble fish. They're not really treated the best tho. Some places starve them so they'll eat the dead flesh off of your body, and some of the tanks they're kept in are known to have bacteria in it, so it's not exactly safe, and is illegal in some places, but yeah, it exist.
8:10 Kevin, I think those fish were eating the dead skin off her hands lol
As a 23-year-old woman, I’m ready to be a dad now
I believe in you
Vulcanitu so do I you’re gonna be a great dad
Be the best dad you can be.
you're going to be a good dady
girl we're the same age and from the same country watching the same youtuber...
Kevin is such a *cute chonker I want to squeeze his cheecks and give him orange juice*
What?
m o o d
I feel this
and soup
I agree with Arthur morgan. What?
After watching this video, I downloaded "Messy Dad" onto my phone for the little girl I watch on occasion, and wound up spending a half an hour playing it, myself. :P (Also, "Santa's driving a 4x4" made me laugh longer than it should have. . .)
Fish are actually used in some nail salons. I don't know a ton about it, but there are some fish certain nail salons use to eat away dead skin or something like that. I've only seen it used on feet though, not hands.
Papa Kev displaying his true Daddy powers.
yes kevin, you’re the perfect father. have you seen how you take care of your sims?
These games are so inaccurate, the dads don’t leave to get milk.
And they actually come back.
@@electricstrawberries-1257 srsly?? i thought they weren't supposed to come back. uhh
“I apologize my eyes are red cause I’m so high-“ Same “no I’ve been crying cause I’m not high” that’ll be me in two hours and repeat
I think we should all take a moment to acknowledge that Kevin still reads off names at the end of his videos. Good on you past Kevin!