"Hiding from people at work?" I once had a job as a lamp salesperson and sometimes when it was quiet, I'd just go to the second floor, hide between the big ass boxes of light fixtures, and play tetris.
@@FireFoxDestroyer what? T9 is specifically the predictive text, whereas the video demonstrated standard "ABC" style text input I remember the early 2000s and using both lmao
Heavy and no battery life.. These Nokia's are small and light while running for ages if not used constantly.. Great emergency phones, car or boat phones... Just throw one in your luggage when on a trip in case you break your normal phone..
@@gluttonousmaximus9048I've got a few Thinkpad older than that and they're also fine, other than an X61 which has some kinda glue holding the screen bezel on that has properties akin to the ectoplasm from Ghostbusters. Like it should have some sort of hazardous clarification, touch it and drag your hand away and you'll get stringy bits thinner than spider silk that is half a mile long, try and wash your hands and it's still there. I don't know how to get it off the laptop, but I really want to use it as it has native serial support
Little 'Mikrophone-test-story' from my dad and me: We went trout fishing on a rainy september day when I was about 10. Did not have a Single nibble or catch for many hours until my dad finally reeled in one massive trout. He told me to give it a wash in the lake water, naturally the bugger slipped out of my clumsy hands. He jumped into the water without hesitation to get it back and forgot He had his brand new Nokia N93i swivel phone, his pride and Joy at the time, still in his pocket. Needless to say, the trout was gone and the phone was borked. We were both very sad that day but I look back at it fondly. This Video brought up the memory so thanks Wade! Much love from Germany
I just looked up that model and that is the COOLEST phone I have ever seen. It's like an oldschool video camera with the lil flip-out guy so you could watch exactly what you were recording, before through-lens viewing was common
@@zekenelsons2069not to mention CRAZY amounts of *optical* zoom that rivaled digital cameras of that time. I've seen it in person and believe me it shoot better than cheap ass camera gifted to me in 2013.
So like this one time, mate, I was going on a fishing trip with my dad, hey, 'cause I was, like, really young. And we weren't catching anything, like, absolutely nothing wanted to bite, maybe 'cause it was, like, rainy or something, hey? Uh, but then me dad pulled in a massive trout, hey? And he gave it to me and told me to go wash it in the lake, hey? But then the fish slipped out of my hands, right, and me dad jumped into the lake to go and get it, but he had his brand new phone in his pocket, right? Well, uh, he didn't get the fish, and it broke the phone. So now we have no fish and no phone. Still don't have either, actually, I don't know how I'm talking to ya.
"Shenzhen Enbo Semiconductor Technology Co., Ltd. ("ENMBOR") is a collaborative innovation platform focusing on the introduction, integration and industrial incubation of semiconductor high-tech."
@@Kaparzo I found a result on duckduckgo for this (the same text that you posted) just in Chinese. It makes you think about how much of the internet monolingual people don't see.
THIS. I went through 3 or 4 Samsung Slydes (That's Canadian for m540. I think it was called T949 in the States) back in the day, before they replaced those absolute units with the Samsung Evergreen, which was literal garbage (actually; it was made from recycled plastic. It was also metaphorical garbage too though. Pretty sure I returned it within days). Still have one of those old Slydes in a box in my office. If only 3G were still a thing (honestly don't know but if it is, it won't be for long).
Your old nokia runs kai os, which was quite powerful - more apps, youtupe, at one point whatsapp etc. However the os kinda died and now nokia phones have a crappy os again.
This should be way higher. The old Nokia runs KaiOS 2.5 and 3 if memory serves me well. But it's been ages since I heard anything about KaiOS so for this 2660 HMD went back to Series30+ again.
Had a look online, the last KaiOS phone shipped by Nokia (now branding as parent company HMD) was the 2780 Flip from November 2022. Though that one had USB-C and a whopping 5MP main camera. The "new one" he has is from July 2022, so I guess it was a lower tier model or something.
@@char_ytt It would be pretty unfair comparing these two phones, since they were not even in the same price bracket at launch, but the n95 would trample over these nuggets for sure.
Not to mention he got a Nokia 2660 in this video instead of the Nokia 2780 and thought the 2660 is the official successor of his old kaios nugget Edit: yeah, just how @nooneinpart said it first
4:51 fun fact: Opel is also a European car brand, they were actually the ones that designed the 2001 Holden Barina as the Opel Corsa, the Holden Astra as the Opel astra, the Holden vectra as the Opel vectra, etc.
There were a lot of cross brand cars back then, looking at the Holden Torana, Holden Gemini and the Opel Kadett. GM really spread platforms as well as whole body designs throughout their brands back in the day!
This is something called White Labeling. A Chinese factory will crank out millions of items where other companies can buy them and put a logo on them. When the factories want to sell these items directly, they generate a brand name and sell them like that. If you're ever on Amazon and you notice there's thousands of items where the brands are like WERTDA, SKALTE, or any other all-caps 6 letter name, that's the same thing.
@@anotherstupidhipster3551 I think I've heard Cathode Raydude talk about those? Gave them the name "Sixletters" or something bc the name's just 6 letters of randomly generated garbage that isn't worth remembering, since it won't be active next time you go to order something.
Everyday I edge closer and closer to switching to a dumb phone. And then I remember if I leave the house without a gps, I will be lost in the outside world forever.
A lot of the modern ones are capable of doing gps navigation. That doesnt mean its good but you know. It exists. Your other option is a standalone gps device like a handheld or gps watch. Then it doesnt matter what the phone can or cant do
@@tyttuutit's most likely not only just cost cutting measure, but it direct towards poor countries where i would argue that usb c already kind of arrived, you could see it even on 100$ smartphones and 10$ headphones (or even cheaper). But for some reason, manufacturer really wanted to drain their micro-b stash.
FYI the Nokia is a 2660 however there is also the 2780 which looks almost the same but has way more features, it has a 2MP camera, usb c, 4G, and 4 gigs of storage Edit: spelling
man I feel you. I wish we had a wider selection of phones to pick from today. Something that feels quality in terms of not only their components, but also their _mechanical_ engineering, and some modern quality of life things like maybe voice dictation, but without the bloat and distractions of android and iphone apps. Just a thing that takes calls, and maybe feels good in the hands, plays music over wired headphones, and takes good photos, and then disappears when I don't want it.
I know he swears a lot, but i think that Aussies have some kind of effect where they can swear casually, and have it still be noticeable while also being completely normal and it just makes me happy every time.
I absolutely loved my Sony Ericsson TM506 before it was stolen alongside my shorts at a swim meet. I’ll miss that thing dearly. Edit: I hate autocorrect sometimes
nah they are too busy stealing every ounce of customer data on each device that gets sent in for repairs while also stealing peoples devices if they contain non official parts in them to care
Looking into who ENMBOR is is a wild rabbit hole. They're apparently a semiconductor company known as Shenzhen Enbo Technology which makes a lot of cheap low grade components, and it keeps rebranding. Apparently those unlabeled SD cards are made by them.
I mean when HMD first bought them and brought them back they were honestly pretty decent I had a couple of them, namely the Nokia 6, 7.1, and 9 Pureview The 6 was really good, all metal build and was durable as hell, 7.1 was pretty great too, the 9 Pureview was promising with it's really unique 5 camera setup but they abandoned it quickly and it became extremely buggy sadly Nokia went downhill quickly after 2019 quality wise Since then I gave up and switched to Google Pixel
@@BassBanj0 I see, I never actually bother to look at their Android phones but from what I've heard they're pretty okay, but yeah as you said, everything went downhill after.
@@yannick7230 That's true, I heard KaiOS based phones are pretty good, it's definitely great for someone who still want to go online but doesn't want the whole full android experience.
Opens FLIP phone, sees MicroUSB, exclaims "GET WITH THE TIMES!" Should have made it an authentic flip phone with a proprietary charging port with 80 pins that is shaped slightly different from every other one.
Ah, yes. The pain of attempting to open a Dumb Phone. Any time a customer asks me to open one, I sigh loudly and prepare myself to sacrifice my nails. The clips are, surprisingly, sturdy. Also, Opel seems to be the Australian version of the Scandinavian Doro brand.
Oh god, that new Nokia flip phone isn't running KaiOS. Neither is the old 3310 3G. It's running an even more basic system, S30+, which can handle basically nothing. No TH-cam, no FaceBook, no nothing. Early versions of the 3310 3G at least had the ability to run J2ME applications, an old form of app that still works today, which really saved me back when I daily drove mine - but they got rid of that for reasons known only to god. It's actually worse than the original S30, which came out decades ago. Your current daily driver flip phone, on the other hand, DOES run KaiOS. They're a good middle ground between the crapware modern S30'+' and the Android/iOS bull. However, for some stupid reason, HMD-Nokia aren't selling the 'version' of this phone which runs KaiOS in Australia. The 2780 Flip is the one you want, but apparently, Australia only gets the 2660. The 2660 looks exactly the same as the 2780. It has the same buttons, the same colors, the same connectivity. But unlike the 2780, the 2660 runs S30'+', and probably has the same terrible interior as the 3310, or the 225 4G.
I hate Kaos.. I don't won't an constant online connection with such a phone... I use them for no spyware.. But I hate how they no longer have j2me.. I love many of the old Java games.. But they don't have 4g phones that support Java and 3g is being shutdown.. Plus they only allow Java games installed from online, not she SD card..
Gotta love how you upload a flip nuggie vid right when my Cat S22 Flip arrived. And i think you misunderstood! That Nokia 2660 Flip isn't a replacement to the old one. In fact, it is the Nokia 2780 Flip which has a very similar design to this one, and better yet, updated KaiOS and USB-C. Problem is, idk if the 2780 Flip is officially sold in Australia and other regions. But i would say this is actually a step up
This reminded me of the vid where Wade got some cheap phones and was trying each one to see which one he would use for his work phone! Edit: Y’all I’m stupid, I commented first and then watched the vid because I wanted to be early and then forgot about this comment.
Have you considered a Sony android? The Xperia 1 and 5 both have gorgeous cameras, headphone jacks, SD slots, and other stuff too. My Xperia 5 IV is probably my favourite "standard" smartphone I've ever owned. (Favourite of all time was my Motorola Droid 4)
Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't gotten an Xperia since they have both great cameras, headphone jack (with DAC) and don't have bloatware, plus there's no notch on the screen, it would probably be a perfect phone for him.
@@doabarrellroll69but it’s still a smartphone so it still has the same problems that modern smartphone face, though he would give Sony a boost and it is compatible with Sony Alpha cameras as a second screen (which he does have an A7SIII).
I'm so mad I have to switch from my nice Sony Xperia to a damn Pixel due to security concerns. >_> GrapheneOS is only on pretty much one fucking smartphone line though.
"Hiding from people at work?" I once had a job as a lamp salesperson and sometimes when it was quiet, I'd just go to the second floor, hide between the big ass boxes of light fixtures, and play tetris.
That sounds like a nifty job ngl
lamps are so important they have a whole salesperson?
@@proximitea Yup. You'd be surprised how much technical knowledge go into lamps these days.
@@YokiDokiPanic like, LEDs versus incandescents and stuff? Or the ones with remotes?
@@Wheaggno new flats have "just basic" lamps. There are lots of variety and id assume they want to sell you even more
"I'm so out of practice"
*becomes the fastest T9 texter i've ever seen*
I was good with Nokia 6630 T9 and had no problems writing some A4 pages of text that way, taught it even my slang and it was cool.
That was "ABC" not t9
@@FireFoxDestroyer what? T9 is specifically the predictive text, whereas the video demonstrated standard "ABC" style text input
I remember the early 2000s and using both lmao
@@bigbazzus oh Mb guess I’ve learned incorrectly
You should get a cat flip phone
Aussie man is screaming at electronics again.
Edit: *E N M B O R*
Edit of edit:
"Mom!"
"Wait, I don't have a mom."
*Insert applause and laughter*
As usual. I would expect nothing more and nothing less
Yes but it’s been a while since Aussie man screamed at nugget cars
@@Panzerkampf1939can't forget the smelly dog.
Enmbor is a Chinese brand that Google suppresses apparently. I was able to find it on a different search engine
Live watcher warning
I feel like mans might appreciate a de-googled smartphone as a standard work phone. All the functionality with none of the bloatware or spying.
Right? A degoogled Pixel 4a/5a. Nice plastic back, and a headphone jack!
Heavy and no battery life..
These Nokia's are small and light while running for ages if not used constantly..
Great emergency phones, car or boat phones...
Just throw one in your luggage when on a trip in case you break your normal phone..
@@zakofrx if a 3a is too heavy for you you need to go to the hospital
you say that while using youtube lol
i was gonna say the same thing. I'm planning too get a phone I can flash with a good and fun OS.
And nobody spotted that Opel has than soft-touch rubbery coating that turns into a goo after half a year. We've seen this on a lot of nuggs.
Australian lack of foresight, I presume.
Somehow my Nexus 7 2013's coating hasn't turned back into tar yet. Poor thing's get-up-and-go got up and went many years ago, but it still operates.
@@random_n Same with my ThinkPad x220 from 2011
@@gluttonousmaximus9048I've got a few Thinkpad older than that and they're also fine, other than an X61 which has some kinda glue holding the screen bezel on that has properties akin to the ectoplasm from Ghostbusters. Like it should have some sort of hazardous clarification, touch it and drag your hand away and you'll get stringy bits thinner than spider silk that is half a mile long, try and wash your hands and it's still there. I don't know how to get it off the laptop, but I really want to use it as it has native serial support
He did say it's soft-touch though?
I love Wade's absolute disgust when the record button on the Opel dingus was the 5 key (7:58).
Noo that manual is innocent! Don't kill the messenger!
@948320z he was just as guilty
Little 'Mikrophone-test-story' from my dad and me:
We went trout fishing on a rainy september day when I was about 10. Did not have a Single nibble or catch for many hours until my dad finally reeled in one massive trout. He told me to give it a wash in the lake water, naturally the bugger slipped out of my clumsy hands. He jumped into the water without hesitation to get it back and forgot He had his brand new Nokia N93i swivel phone, his pride and Joy at the time, still in his pocket.
Needless to say, the trout was gone and the phone was borked. We were both very sad that day but I look back at it fondly. This Video brought up the memory so thanks Wade!
Much love from Germany
I just looked up that model and that is the COOLEST phone I have ever seen. It's like an oldschool video camera with the lil flip-out guy so you could watch exactly what you were recording, before through-lens viewing was common
@@zekenelsons2069not to mention CRAZY amounts of *optical* zoom that rivaled digital cameras of that time. I've seen it in person and believe me it shoot better than cheap ass camera gifted to me in 2013.
So like this one time, mate, I was going on a fishing trip with my dad, hey, 'cause I was, like, really young. And we weren't catching anything, like, absolutely nothing wanted to bite, maybe 'cause it was, like, rainy or something, hey? Uh, but then me dad pulled in a massive trout, hey? And he gave it to me and told me to go wash it in the lake, hey? But then the fish slipped out of my hands, right, and me dad jumped into the lake to go and get it, but he had his brand new phone in his pocket, right? Well, uh, he didn't get the fish, and it broke the phone. So now we have no fish and no phone. Still don't have either, actually, I don't know how I'm talking to ya.
why did you need to wash the fish though 😭
@@Infinite_Archive The punchline at the end just cracked me like an egg, dude
105db ringtone?
Perfect for when I'm on the train at 4 am.
The Opel phone looks like a flip phone disguised as a smartphone
I got a CAT S22 for work, and it's the exact reverse: a smartphone disguised as a flip phone 😂
It looks like if you asked Opel the car company to make a phone
Always better than a ford@@Hunter12396
@@Steyr6500 WORD and i LOVE IT
Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?
I like it when funny green square man yells at electricity
THATS A REAL ENMBOR
"Shenzhen Enbo Semiconductor Technology Co., Ltd. ("ENMBOR") is a collaborative innovation platform focusing on the introduction, integration and industrial incubation of semiconductor high-tech."
@@Kaparzoi am educated now.
"good morning, that's a nice tnetennba"
@@Kaparzo I found a result on duckduckgo for this (the same text that you posted) just in Chinese. It makes you think about how much of the internet monolingual people don't see.
10:47 woah there. I wasn't ready for VERTICAL frank. Maybe some warning next time? I almost fell out of my chair.
Posted exactly when I sat down for a dump, thank you dankpods
Honestly same. Prepping to go to work to inevitably do the same thing again
Absolutely perfect
Hope you had a dankdump man!
can i taste?
No freaking way! Me too!
Forget the flip phones, get me back to the candy bar sliders.
hell yeah!
YES!!!!
THIS. I went through 3 or 4 Samsung Slydes (That's Canadian for m540. I think it was called T949 in the States) back in the day, before they replaced those absolute units with the Samsung Evergreen, which was literal garbage (actually; it was made from recycled plastic. It was also metaphorical garbage too though. Pretty sure I returned it within days).
Still have one of those old Slydes in a box in my office. If only 3G were still a thing (honestly don't know but if it is, it won't be for long).
Same I miss keyboard slider phones so much
Your old nokia runs kai os, which was quite powerful - more apps, youtupe, at one point whatsapp etc. However the os kinda died and now nokia phones have a crappy os again.
This should be way higher. The old Nokia runs KaiOS 2.5 and 3 if memory serves me well. But it's been ages since I heard anything about KaiOS so for this 2660 HMD went back to Series30+ again.
Had a look online, the last KaiOS phone shipped by Nokia (now branding as parent company HMD) was the 2780 Flip from November 2022. Though that one had USB-C and a whopping 5MP main camera. The "new one" he has is from July 2022, so I guess it was a lower tier model or something.
@@char_ytt It would be pretty unfair comparing these two phones, since they were not even in the same price bracket at launch, but the n95 would trample over these nuggets for sure.
Not to mention he got a Nokia 2660 in this video instead of the Nokia 2780 and thought the 2660 is the official successor of his old kaios nugget
Edit: yeah, just how @nooneinpart said it first
@@thienbaonguyen4597 is it s30+? sound and looks wise it reminds me of some shitty RTOS-based thing
the dumb phone got even dumber. That's your development right there
Bork sounds like a noise I’d make tripping down the stairs while drunk
Just add a j somewhere and it'll sound Icelandic
@@newmedia2862 BJÖRK. :o
kjorb? bkojr? jokrb? kobrj?@@newmedia2862
I think someone said exactly that at his confirmation hearing.
Trippin while trippin 😂
You have to buy... a fking... TETRIS?! That's some strong budget cuts for a phone
Typical of old dumb phones though lol
strange because I DID NOT! I slapped a sim card in and all manner of games such as "doodle jump" and "arrow master" were included in my purchase.
The Opel legitimately looked like it was rendered on a 4x3 monitor for a 16x9 world.
She's a stretchy nugg
they should've stuck to cars
4:29 just checked Wikipedia, no way this article is real
"Press the 5 key!?" surprised like he hasn't lived in th 00s.
Ikr? I knew instantly that it's probably the 5. It has been used as a "second" OK button for forever.
ok boomers
I never had to do that. Mind you I only had one non touchscreen camera phone
my first camera phone in the 2000's had a dedicated take photo button
I was born in 2000, and pressing 5 was my first thought, hahaha
The Opel's mic is so crunchy I love it. Had me laughing my ass off for a good while
4:51 fun fact: Opel is also a European car brand, they were actually the ones that designed the 2001 Holden Barina as the Opel Corsa, the Holden Astra as the Opel astra, the Holden vectra as the Opel vectra, etc.
When I heard that I was actually convinced Opel went from cars to phones
yeah I was wondering if it was the same opel or not i was so confused 😭
There were a lot of cross brand cars back then, looking at the Holden Torana, Holden Gemini and the Opel Kadett. GM really spread platforms as well as whole body designs throughout their brands back in the day!
yeah was surprised they got away with using that name lol
Oliver the Opel
- I need snaek on my phone!
- We already have a snake at home.
10:52 The snake at home.
2:38 After a quick search, it turns out Enmbor is some Chinese company, probably with like no English presence at all, hence no results lol
Obviously its some Chinese crap
This is something called White Labeling. A Chinese factory will crank out millions of items where other companies can buy them and put a logo on them. When the factories want to sell these items directly, they generate a brand name and sell them like that. If you're ever on Amazon and you notice there's thousands of items where the brands are like WERTDA, SKALTE, or any other all-caps 6 letter name, that's the same thing.
@@anotherstupidhipster3551 I think I've heard Cathode Raydude talk about those? Gave them the name "Sixletters" or something bc the name's just 6 letters of randomly generated garbage that isn't worth remembering, since it won't be active next time you go to order something.
@@anotherstupidhipster3551 HUAWEI XIAOMI DOOGEE REALME... GOOGLE AMAZON LENOVO NVIDIA ?? 🤔
@@GeorgeTsiros alteast their names aren't incomprehensible and impossible to remember
Everyday I edge closer and closer to switching to a dumb phone. And then I remember if I leave the house without a gps, I will be lost in the outside world forever.
A lot of the modern ones are capable of doing gps navigation.
That doesnt mean its good but you know. It exists.
Your other option is a standalone gps device like a handheld or gps watch. Then it doesnt matter what the phone can or cant do
The dichotomy of Dank:
"I'm going back to dumb phones because modern phones are shit!"
Followed by
"MICRO USB?! GET WITH THE TIMES!"
Lol that's what I was thinking
Why can't a dumb phone have USB-C?
You gotta give him props for givin the Wikipedia to enshittification
The duality of man
@@tyttuutit's most likely not only just cost cutting measure, but it direct towards poor countries where i would argue that usb c already kind of arrived, you could see it even on 100$ smartphones and 10$ headphones (or even cheaper). But for some reason, manufacturer really wanted to drain their micro-b stash.
8:00 "press the 5 key!?" tear the manual apart 😂😂
This guy is the next McDonald’s mascot. He’s putting “Mc” in front of everything.
The McMascot
Like apple with i
@@jackmario6471😊
Like McShit
It's an aussie thing
FYI the Nokia is a 2660 however there is also the 2780 which looks almost the same but has way more features, it has a 2MP camera, usb c, 4G, and 4 gigs of storage
Edit: spelling
Wow 2MP, 4 gigs. Slow clap
2:17 8 gigs. That’s a real ENMBOR
0:36
>Take 15 minutes to remove all the bloatware off the phone
or
>Stick with it for 6 months then give up
I wonder which one Dankpods chose to do.
man I feel you. I wish we had a wider selection of phones to pick from today. Something that feels quality in terms of not only their components, but also their _mechanical_ engineering, and some modern quality of life things like maybe voice dictation, but without the bloat and distractions of android and iphone apps. Just a thing that takes calls, and maybe feels good in the hands, plays music over wired headphones, and takes good photos, and then disappears when I don't want it.
Even the simplest of "old people dumb phones" are too complex.
Three buttons is all they need, oh and maybe a rotary dial.
The Nokia you want is the 2080 flip. USB C and way "more" features
Do you mean the 2780 flip? Because I can't find a 2080 Flip
But anyways it looks like a good alternative for a regular smartphone
*Nokia 2760/2780. USB-C, 4G LTE, Wi-Fi with hotspot capability, KaiOS
Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?
@@char_yttI'm surprised they haven't made an N95 revamped model yet, it sold so many it seems like the obvious next model that never seems to arrive.
why is the word _more_ in doublequotes?
I know he swears a lot, but i think that Aussies have some kind of effect where they can swear casually, and have it still be noticeable while also being completely normal and it just makes me happy every time.
Mate you should come visit, you'll fucken love it
Tara Farms is a good example of that. go check her out if you're interested in sheep farm content
I absolutely loved my Sony Ericsson TM506 before it was stolen alongside my shorts at a swim meet. I’ll miss that thing dearly.
Edit: I hate autocorrect sometimes
I sometimes still use my TM506 for fun.
What is a swing meet? Swinger club? No judgment.
@@Nik_Styn they all met at a park and had some fun on the swings for a couple of hours
Peak hangout
why were your shorts stolen
I get stealing a phone but stealing shorts is too far, man
Actual Bork here-I’m absolutely loving the narrowcasting mate. A+ content. Also:
ACCEPT THE ENBORKENING
Samsung has been real quiet since the opel dropped
Smasnug*
nah they are too busy stealing every ounce of customer data on each device that gets sent in for repairs while also stealing peoples devices if they contain non official parts in them to care
@@infernowssungsam*
@@cobrazoid*snugsma
3:09 CRAZY EGGS MAKE A RETURN WOOOOOO
[CRAZY EGGS MOMENT!]
WE WILL DO CRAZY WITH EGGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Flip phones are peak technology
Please put the REAL ENMBOR on your desk. It deserves it! Oh no my ENMBOR!
7:16 WHAT DO YOU MEAN D:\???????? dog you got a windows phone man what happened
vCard
was about to talk about that 😂
"getwith the times mates"
buys a flip phone
Been planning on getting a “escaping the dystopia of smartphones.” This review helps. Thanks Dankpods!
Looking into who ENMBOR is is a wild rabbit hole. They're apparently a semiconductor company known as Shenzhen Enbo Technology which makes a lot of cheap low grade components, and it keeps rebranding. Apparently those unlabeled SD cards are made by them.
Man, Nokia phones haven't been the same since they were bought by HMD Global. I miss the good ol' days of Nokia phones. 😅
I mean when HMD first bought them and brought them back they were honestly pretty decent
I had a couple of them, namely the Nokia 6, 7.1, and 9 Pureview
The 6 was really good, all metal build and was durable as hell, 7.1 was pretty great too, the 9 Pureview was promising with it's really unique 5 camera setup but they abandoned it quickly and it became extremely buggy sadly
Nokia went downhill quickly after 2019 quality wise
Since then I gave up and switched to Google Pixel
The KaiOS phones at least showed some potential. The ones they're making now are just bad.
@@BassBanj0 I see, I never actually bother to look at their Android phones but from what I've heard they're pretty okay, but yeah as you said, everything went downhill after.
Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?
@@yannick7230 That's true, I heard KaiOS based phones are pretty good, it's definitely great for someone who still want to go online but doesn't want the whole full android experience.
"Nokia has done it. They've given you something that doesn't exist." This line destroyed me.
I was really hoping to hear the full 105db power of the ringtone
Opens FLIP phone, sees MicroUSB, exclaims "GET WITH THE TIMES!"
Should have made it an authentic flip phone with a proprietary charging port with 80 pins that is shaped slightly different from every other one.
Dank: Stabs the box.
Also Dank: What is this skidmark on me phone?
Maybe the two are related? 🧐🤨
I was wondering if anybody else noticed that.
Unusual skidmark and angle🤔
I mean, the way he stabbed the box and the position of the skid mark don't line up at all
Wade's quite rough with his possessions most of the time.
It made the lack of durability on Craig's earbud pack more apparent, though.
Nah it can't be, they just suck!
He was channeling his inner AvE.
Oh no, the fact that you have to break your fingernails to get to the battery is not a flaw of old-style phones, it's a feature
1:05 It's green though, I like green! -DankPods 2024
5:10 The opel flip phone box has location spelled "locaiton" on the SOS feature's text☠☠☠
Uggo is my favorite australianism. Makes me giggle every time
Wow.
They couldn't even give you the bloatware on that phone for free, what kind of world do we live in.
I always see them kids who be gettin grounded who gotta use flip phones and the 2660 is definitely the most common of them.
I agree yeah I've seen it a lot
The fact that HMD got called out by DankPods tells you enough about them lol
1:23 Ebay GSP be like:
Proot !
@@Redlinetheprotogen beep! UwU
@@SodaTheProto am too a proot!
@@Redlinetheprotogen
Oh my God another protogen 🙀
I HAVE THAT PHONE RN 0:01
Damn the fact that even in the flip phone world, the biggest companies make the worst crap
Ah, yes. The pain of attempting to open a Dumb Phone. Any time a customer asks me to open one, I sigh loudly and prepare myself to sacrifice my nails. The clips are, surprisingly, sturdy.
Also, Opel seems to be the Australian version of the Scandinavian Doro brand.
Oh god, that new Nokia flip phone isn't running KaiOS. Neither is the old 3310 3G. It's running an even more basic system, S30+, which can handle basically nothing. No TH-cam, no FaceBook, no nothing. Early versions of the 3310 3G at least had the ability to run J2ME applications, an old form of app that still works today, which really saved me back when I daily drove mine - but they got rid of that for reasons known only to god. It's actually worse than the original S30, which came out decades ago.
Your current daily driver flip phone, on the other hand, DOES run KaiOS. They're a good middle ground between the crapware modern S30'+' and the Android/iOS bull.
However, for some stupid reason, HMD-Nokia aren't selling the 'version' of this phone which runs KaiOS in Australia. The 2780 Flip is the one you want, but apparently, Australia only gets the 2660. The 2660 looks exactly the same as the 2780. It has the same buttons, the same colors, the same connectivity. But unlike the 2780, the 2660 runs S30'+', and probably has the same terrible interior as the 3310, or the 225 4G.
I hate Kaos..
I don't won't an constant online connection with such a phone...
I use them for no spyware..
But I hate how they no longer have j2me.. I love many of the old Java games..
But they don't have 4g phones that support Java and 3g is being shutdown.. Plus they only allow Java games installed from online, not she SD card..
Tech channel I was looking for.
0:23 that phone vs 1 grit!! Love your content mate
1:30 get with the times dingus! He yells as he unboxes his new flip phone
Opel is something I'd sooner expect to see on Garbage Time XD
Only slightly more functional than the car
Mom the Aussie guy is screaming at dinguses again
So glad Dank finally got himself a good phone. You finally got there, buddy! Proudda you! 🥰
Gotta love how you upload a flip nuggie vid right when my Cat S22 Flip arrived.
And i think you misunderstood! That Nokia 2660 Flip isn't a replacement to the old one. In fact, it is the Nokia 2780 Flip which has a very similar design to this one, and better yet, updated KaiOS and USB-C. Problem is, idk if the 2780 Flip is officially sold in Australia and other regions. But i would say this is actually a step up
0:01 tahate was the replasment For the work/Iphone that broke. That was a good vid
are you okay? your spelling is... off.
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2:19 ENMBOR🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯
This reminded me of the vid where Wade got some cheap phones and was trying each one to see which one he would use for his work phone!
Edit: Y’all I’m stupid, I commented first and then watched the vid because I wanted to be early and then forgot about this comment.
This it's the sequel
Gosh dang it I wonder why 😮
@@Paco8478Yeah you’re right, I haven’t watched the vid before commenting because I wanted to be early. Oops
“Get with the times!” He yelled at the flip phone.
"But honey, what about our dat-"
SHUSH, DANKPODS POSTED
The Emborkenning is coming for everyone
9:13 DRUNK!?
105 decibels is deafeningly loud. That’s like going to a concert without hearing protection.
WAAADE, where can we see you playing some jazz? Not the garbage stream or the drum thing, just some standards and what not?
Lock him up in your basement and force him to play for you
@@itsjustchloe9635 I did that it worked perfectly
@@itsjustchloe9635 🤤
1:40 i think that's when you stabbed the box with a knife you dingus
idk it's a different orientation
Dank "this is my daily driver work phone"
Also Dank "i don't know how to type"
Japan is where its at for Flip phones they have been making all sorts for years
The Enmbor-kening
I always love listening to this Aussie man yap about random stuff through shitty mics
The frank master hath returned to shout at electronic devices
I'm watching this on a power outage. This brings me a smile on these boring times :)
8:25 anyone else see the dead pixel on the phone screen on the bottom right…?!? 🤣
Dank is showing his age by how fast he's able to type of those phones
Have you considered a Sony android? The Xperia 1 and 5 both have gorgeous cameras, headphone jacks, SD slots, and other stuff too. My Xperia 5 IV is probably my favourite "standard" smartphone I've ever owned. (Favourite of all time was my Motorola Droid 4)
Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't gotten an Xperia since they have both great cameras, headphone jack (with DAC) and don't have bloatware, plus there's no notch on the screen, it would probably be a perfect phone for him.
@@doabarrellroll69but it’s still a smartphone so it still has the same problems that modern smartphone face, though he would give Sony a boost and it is compatible with Sony Alpha cameras as a second screen (which he does have an A7SIII).
I'm so mad I have to switch from my nice Sony Xperia to a damn Pixel due to security concerns. >_> GrapheneOS is only on pretty much one fucking smartphone line though.
The enshittenment is so real!
"Get with the times!" screams the man upgrading his dumb phone to another dumb phone.
When 2018 is considered old. I feel old.
Fold phones are reverse evolution in a modern way
u r dumb
Mmmmhhh Opel makes Phones now…
(Sitting in an Opel car while writing this)
Australian man screams at flipphones
That is the most beautiful video recording sound I've heard of all the nuggs, couldn't stop laughing at it
I love retro phones!
when he flipped open the opel i genuinely snorted, what a beaut
Have a look at the Japanese flip phone market, they have some great nugs.
man cant someone just make a good modern dumb phone? it cannot be that hard.