The reason it works is because it look like a snake and so for humans they are brain goes full-blown return to monkey and freaks the fuck out because snake
He might nothave seen her faceplant, but he clearly saw her not moving, then getting up very slowly. She was clearly hurt and he just sits there. Hope she got a new boyfriend.
0:18 OMG! That is so classic! I'll have to try that with my wife if the opportunity ever presents itself. 🤣🤣🤣 4:03 Ouch! Shots fired! (Good one, little girl!)
If you want to remember where the cutest baby and sister moment is at 10:16. Her baby brother can't practically see out of one eye, but he definitely doesn't care. He knows he likes the smell and the taste of his new soap he's being cleaned with.
@@Beggar_Terminator You actually going to correct me on that. 🤔 Wow. That's an impressive savings of a second for people. I salute. 🫡 It is awesome that I got a chance to see that cute baby again. There was a precious second, I think I saved, by using your correct link with the correct number.
If you were a real gun guy, you'd have noticed her horrible trigger discipline first. Just giving you shit, but that's the first thing I noticed. Then the dog made it worse. Giving gun owners a bad name treating them like toys.
@@NautilusGuitars haha i'll rewatch for the fat fingers on the trigger. My whole stomach and sphincter just clenched when the dog came wandering in and i imagined one of her kids trying to grab their phones
@@NautilusGuitars hoooly crap you're right! I was distracted by the wrist brace/shell holder thing and didn't even notice the trigger! She wasn't even looking at what she was flagging!
@@calebwalker9261 Yeah, I felt the same way. I was wincing the whole time. That whole clip feels like an intro to one of those workplace incident videos, but for gun owners lol. She shouldn't be handling firearms.
I noticed all of the previously mentioned safety violations AND that the big ol' gal was using a buttstock shell carrier on her forearm! That was a first for me!
The clip with the kid trying to blow out the candle and the flour is hilarious. However, flour is extremely combustible, especially in the air like that.
the man who runs away at 0.06 Is the greatest bail I've ever seen. I don't know what danger he thought he was in but he was abosolutely not sticking around to find out.
2:26 - Twist - The real ' I hate my family ' is not the little sister knocking over her sister's drums. It's the d*mn family member that bought the kid a drumset for g*dd*mn Christmas! LOL
The part about the turkey being pregnant. Man the funniest part was yet to come. They started crying over the baby turkey!!! They didn't realize that turkeys don't have babies inside them, they lay eggs. They were interviewed on national TV about this and it was almost as funny. Lmao. Now the best one is the cucumber!!!!! People were always messing with cats with them. Then they decided to see what dad would do??? Oh he straight up struck the bell out of there. Lmao
I really wish people wouldn’t let balloons go up in the air. Where do they think they to? You find, birds, turtles, fish, and all sorts of animals suffering because they’ve encountered one.
Poor Kid @3:30 that mom that takes her sandals. looks to me that the kid already received a slap of it in the past.... looking at how fast he's out of there. SAD. 😟
No, it isn't. Do you know what a gizzard is? This is the neck, not the gizzard. The gizzard is in the little bag that is also inside the turkey, along with the liver. The gizzard is the hard one shaped k8nd of like a small radish or even a almost heart shape. And if you want to eat it or use it to chop up in the gravy, you need to boil the everything christ out of it because it'll be like trying to chop up a hard rubber ball.
3:15 Adults behaving like Kids 😂😂 So True!
Red Horn representing
I looooved that one 😂😂 The kids so deadpan & upset on the couch.
My daughter sent me that clip on Facebook about ten years ago.
attempting to instill guilt for living a free innocent life so funny so funny
3:16 "Pass me the popcorn." - Kid plopping up on the couch
8:51 Always a bad sign when you take off the ugly, scary mask and the other person screams *_louder_* !
This one cut off too early. One of my favorites.
@@oberstoftogen9144 do you have a link to the full clip?
3:45 Apparently the cats-and-cucumbers trick works on humans as well!
The reason it works is because it look like a snake and so for humans they are brain goes full-blown return to monkey and freaks the fuck out because snake
Yeah he might have some horrible trauma lol
3:56 What is he, a scaredy cat? Just asking. He got jumpscared by a cucumber 🤣🤣🤣
@@RikegileI mean it wasn't there before and maybe hes easily shocked
This reinforces my suspicion that it's not that cats are afraid of *cucumbers.* What scares them is "Where did that thing come from?"
The dude on the golf cart asking, "You alright?" That's funnier than the poor girl sliding down the street on her face.
True 😂
That has to be his sister, only a brother would witness a sibling fall like that and not move any muscle to help at all 😂😂😂
You stopped the peanut butter baby too soon. The best part is when his mom asks if it feels good, and he gives a confident nod and goes "ah."
They did the same thing with the Pregnant Turkey!!! All the girls started crying over the baby being cooked with its mom. Lmfao
@@jasonwebb1882 Think you might be thinking about the original one, the one they showed on here was a recreation
The peanut butter made the baby look like Gary Oldman in Red Dragon.
😆😆😆😆
@@danielreed5199 ?p!
Dude asking her if she's alright after she kissed the asphalt with her face got me😂
He might nothave seen her faceplant, but he clearly saw her not moving, then getting up very slowly. She was clearly hurt and he just sits there.
Hope she got a new boyfriend.
The fall looked like it hurttttt
And she probs broken her leg the way she was sitting 😭
That man with the cucumber at 3:45 is one of the funniest things I have seen in a VERY long time 🤣🤣
That man reacts like a cat😂
He thinks he’s a cat
Lol yes. It's usually cats who do that
Yeah.. The obviously set up videos are the funniest.
Not batman, but Catman🐈
3:55 this is proof that your dad is cat 😂😂
4:11 - Man, she's cold and ruthless.
She went for the nuclear option 👍
_ 3:45 That man reacted like my cat when unexpectedly encountering a cucumber, very amusing _
3:44 The man is a cat now 😺😂😂😂😂
4:11
My favorite response to the "I ate all your candy" prank.
3:10 is brilliant; all the adults showing the kids what they’re like haha
The way the golf cart skirted to a stop when the girl fell out 🤣
Love fail army, Alicia’s reaction to her dad calling her “boyfriend “ is priceless 😆❤
Timestamp?
@@Emper0rH0rde 5:00 ☺️
Eliza. it's Eliza dude
@@worcestershiresauce6377Eliza is a girl, not a dude.
no I was saying tara was the dude, it's just an expression @@Keyser_Soze739
0:58 you all right?
"yes, just my nose is broken, i lost 4 teeth and went blind in one eye.."
8:12 I love the fact that the possibility that that would have created a giant fireball was not zero
3:45 Oh, the power of surprise! Turns out, it's not just cats who get spooked by unexpected cucumbers! Human reactions are just as priceless!
Several were funny but the kid smacking the girls drum set at 2:22 had me rolling 😅😅😅
I broke my ankle running to this video
My friend, Bad Luck 😉
✌🤪✌🤪
Good luck during your recovery! 😂😂
Not a bright person, huh? 😂
Are you in the ER ? You should always try hard to not break your own ankle
0:18 OMG! That is so classic! I'll have to try that with my wife if the opportunity ever presents itself. 🤣🤣🤣
4:03 Ouch! Shots fired! (Good one, little girl!)
The little girl seems quite fat too.
If you want to remember where the cutest baby and sister moment is at 10:16. Her baby brother can't practically see out of one eye, but he definitely doesn't care. He knows he likes the smell and the taste of his new soap he's being cleaned with.
*10:17
@@Beggar_Terminator You actually going to correct me on that. 🤔 Wow. That's an impressive savings of a second for people. I salute. 🫡
It is awesome that I got a chance to see that cute baby again. There was a precious second, I think I saved, by using your correct link with the correct number.
These falls actually look very funny, but I'm very worried about their health condition afterward. It looks really painful! 😰
I also have the same thought as you 😶🌫
Hopefully no one loses their life after those legendary falls
7:35 Damn! They really invited a black big bear to the party lol
4:58 Okay~ She's in funny trouble with dad now 🤣🤣🤣
Stop ruining fail army... 😒
10:04 wow never heard such a sweet laugh in my entire life😂
Fucken goose.
me too bro
The woman who thought the turkey had a prepared baby turkey inside it absolutely boggled my mind with stupidity.
Oh, she was fooling her daughter! The rest of that video is priceless
@9:21 Deji failed miserably😂😂😂
Dad didn't say 'Hey', he called him GAY 😂
I like the parents giving the kids some of their own medicine.
As a gun guy, the only fail i saw was from 7:01-7:04 when she LET THE FREAKING DOG WALK INTO HER LINE OF FIRE!!
If you were a real gun guy, you'd have noticed her horrible trigger discipline first. Just giving you shit, but that's the first thing I noticed. Then the dog made it worse. Giving gun owners a bad name treating them like toys.
@@NautilusGuitars haha i'll rewatch for the fat fingers on the trigger. My whole stomach and sphincter just clenched when the dog came wandering in and i imagined one of her kids trying to grab their phones
@@NautilusGuitars hoooly crap you're right! I was distracted by the wrist brace/shell holder thing and didn't even notice the trigger! She wasn't even looking at what she was flagging!
@@calebwalker9261 Yeah, I felt the same way. I was wincing the whole time. That whole clip feels like an intro to one of those workplace incident videos, but for gun owners lol. She shouldn't be handling firearms.
I noticed all of the previously mentioned safety violations AND that the big ol' gal was using a buttstock shell carrier on her forearm! That was a first for me!
9:25 THE WAY HE JUST SAYS GAAAAYYYY
Oh my god, Eliza. You are the most precious thing.♥
5:43 love the guy napping in the middle of his yard. I’ve been there my friend
2:27 The “DADDY” has me dying and I’m supposed to be sleeping rn 💀
6:47 Mother of the fuckin year award for this one. The most stereotypical American thinking everything can be solved with a gun.
The kid getting pushed down the play set at end. His family were laughing so hard at him 😂
Kid?
i wonder if anyone ever tried explaining the irony of social media lady denouncing social media ON social media to her. lmao
They did but she shot them
😂😂😂 The dandelion took me out!💯💯
Poor Ethan, what a mother he has
4:12 that mom. that little girl looked so hurt.
10:04 I'm pretty sure that was the devil laughing
2:31 I hope they never showed that man this video, he seemed so happy.
Yo??? Is her dad a cat????😂😂😂 why he jump away from the cucumber like that????😂😂😂
The clip with the kid trying to blow out the candle and the flour is hilarious. However, flour is extremely combustible, especially in the air like that.
the man who runs away at 0.06 Is the greatest bail I've ever seen. I don't know what danger he thought he was in but he was abosolutely not sticking around to find out.
0:06?
This channel is like my daily dose of laughter medicine. Thanks for the smiles!
That little girl woke up the day after Halloween and chose VIOLENCE!!!
7:00 I really thought the dog was gonna get shot
2:26 - Twist - The real ' I hate my family ' is not the little sister knocking over her sister's drums.
It's the d*mn family member that bought the kid a drumset for g*dd*mn Christmas! LOL
1:00 just sits there and casually asks, "you alright?" while she writhes face down on tarmac...
0:13 if I saw the door I'd be mad... After seeing the video however I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter or make it stop XD
0:55 girl ate the pavement and he asks, “are you alright?!?”😂
8:05. Not the first one, but *I HATE MEAN PEOPLE!*
You're the chef of comedy, taking life's lemons and turning them into delicious humor!
4:14 Best Roast Ever LOL 😂
She just took "heres my evidence" to the next level LOL 😂
8:11 Creating a cloud of fine powder near a flame can end up in a fireball.
Ok cucumbers have amazing jump scaring power properties 😂😂😂 thought it was just the cats 😂😂😂
From start to finish, it's evident that this video is a labor of love and brilliance.
I remember when TH-cam actually used to be funny.
I'm glad that none of these are my family.
When you come very early, tou write stupid things like that
Your channel is like a ray of sunshine on even the cloudiest day. So grateful for the humor!
The part about the turkey being pregnant. Man the funniest part was yet to come. They started crying over the baby turkey!!! They didn't realize that turkeys don't have babies inside them, they lay eggs. They were interviewed on national TV about this and it was almost as funny. Lmao.
Now the best one is the cucumber!!!!! People were always messing with cats with them. Then they decided to see what dad would do??? Oh he straight up struck the bell out of there. Lmao
0:08 I've seen this guy many tines before 😂
When the chancla comes out, you know she means it.
“You’d be even fatter”
pwned!
Such mighty hunters! Chasing a mouse with shovels.
3:50 Dad is a cat in a human suit?
The bottled water squirting gets a bit boring after a while
I remember reading in the paper of two fatalities from people falling out of a golf cart within a couple weeks of each other.
My stress just melts away after watching your videos. 😂🙌
I really wish people wouldn’t let balloons go up in the air. Where do they think they to? You find, birds, turtles, fish, and all sorts of animals suffering because they’ve encountered one.
0:53 lol that guy is having fun, even after slamming.
4:03
My jaw actually dropped.
3:08 OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! LOL
The best one is the parents acting like the kids loved it so funny
Can't wait to hear Matt's theory on this one
"Let's play a prank on grandma!"
Shows grandma herself
"I don't like it!
Poor Kid @3:30 that mom that takes her sandals. looks to me that the kid already received a slap of it in the past.... looking at how fast he's out of there. SAD. 😟
Thought the same. Way to go threatening to hit your kid. Poor little guy
You are funny and I like your smile so I can tell you how to feel better about yourself
Why are people alsways screaming like idiots, when they encounter a mouse? Or the lady falling because of her over-reaction. That's so silly.
The mom at the end is the best. 🤗🤗🤗
3:16 what the...
Love the fact that that girl learning to drive does NOT understand the word STOP
New drivers panic easily.
kid brings an ipad on a fishing trip with his dad. incredibly sad fr
The Tantrum kid got me 😂
3:54 the human cat
0:19 0:49 1:17 2:03 3:25 6:37 8:18 11:30
Me at 2:15 A.M dying of laughter while everyone else is asleep.
8:32 When your kid can't follow simple directions that is when you realize that they will need a lot of tough love and hardcore guidance for life!
I couldn't help but laugh at the funny moments of failure. Your video is so excellent.
"I think you went too short again."
Me: If you have to say "again", then why are they even given a 2nd attempt?
2:31
Dude is acting like flipping a hat and having it land on his head is a one in a million occurrence
Thanks for putting batdads kids in this video! Made me feel older than dirt
There should be a disclaimer at the beginning that says “everyone was harmed”! 😂
That lady with the shotgun and the phone. 🤣🤣
Oohhh My 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That flour makes contact with the birthday candles and it would have melted his face
Don't do that ☠️
The water one and the one after lol!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
6:48 Aaaand now she's dead to her kids
2:07 in case anyone is wondering this is the gizzard of the turkey
No, it isn't. Do you know what a gizzard is? This is the neck, not the gizzard. The gizzard is in the little bag that is also inside the turkey, along with the liver. The gizzard is the hard one shaped k8nd of like a small radish or even a almost heart shape. And if you want to eat it or use it to chop up in the gravy, you need to boil the everything christ out of it because it'll be like trying to chop up a hard rubber ball.
@@mommy2libras It’s fucking two in the morning excuse fucking me
"Family is important"
The family: