Ali Siddiq ‐ The Trip: Downing a Bag of Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening

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  • Ali Siddiq accidentally downs a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and freaks out on the way to his hotel room. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @standup
    @standup  4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

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    • @coolbananalol1334
      @coolbananalol1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..

    • @cedarpoplar7443
      @cedarpoplar7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride

    • @thequarantinechronicleswit9963
      @thequarantinechronicleswit9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣😂🤣 th-cam.com/video/VYxiOuoCPO0/w-d-xo.html

    • @createyourownheaven
      @createyourownheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coolbananalol1334 qq

    • @ded5630
      @ded5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12366

    Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots."
    LMFAO!!

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      "This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.

    • @TTHeavensent
      @TTHeavensent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      😭

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂

    • @howardwayne8288
      @howardwayne8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @irfaankathrada499
      @irfaankathrada499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂

  • @ozziethebunny
    @ozziethebunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9461

    You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.

    • @briestoll9329
      @briestoll9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!

    • @jeffreymartinez8028
      @jeffreymartinez8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's just so damn funny.

    • @deebrown4877
      @deebrown4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!

  • @RobertDavid-fn3qo
    @RobertDavid-fn3qo ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean

    • @LynneStoner
      @LynneStoner ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love to try them, does anyone know where I can source them?

    • @ObinnaHarris
      @ObinnaHarris ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AngelinaEvelynIs he on insta?

    • @JosephRichard-zo6wf
      @JosephRichard-zo6wf ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ObinnaHarris 0:01 Of course, dr.johnsonshroom.

    • @EthanMichael-ld4yr
      @EthanMichael-ld4yr ปีที่แล้ว

      dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.

    • @Iconic_moment
      @Iconic_moment ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Finn Murphy Asides the health benefit, the trips are awesome

  • @indiashante1560
    @indiashante1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!"
    Billy: "It is me!"
    Ali: "Who is me?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SlapChop1000
    @SlapChop1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😭

    • @haroldcanfly
      @haroldcanfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂

    • @devinthunder5907
      @devinthunder5907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅

    • @michaelfries7969
      @michaelfries7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!

    • @brandonmiller5394
      @brandonmiller5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SoulSoldPapi Bih
      That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6385

    It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.

    • @scorpiolove1679
      @scorpiolove1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!

    • @snakyjones1216
      @snakyjones1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity

    • @Victor-fp2hn
      @Victor-fp2hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      psychotic kittykat ok weirdo

    • @jjup001
      @jjup001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.

    • @Arian.Augustin
      @Arian.Augustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @TGF25
    @TGF25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Bigbilly-ms9bn
      @Bigbilly-ms9bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.

    • @Skelly_22_
      @Skelly_22_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First thing I thought of 😂😂

    • @sweetpotatofries99
      @sweetpotatofries99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits

    • @Gia.325
      @Gia.325 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.

    • @thlessil5561
      @thlessil5561 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.

  • @AFTALonzo
    @AFTALonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹

    • @hyroglyph1671
      @hyroglyph1671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😅😅😅

    • @JoseMartinez-zr4xp
      @JoseMartinez-zr4xp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hyroglyph1671 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights

    • @tristinjones2
      @tristinjones2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao

  • @rhesareeves5
    @rhesareeves5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"

    • @nink121
      @nink121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆

    • @lognfrdy
      @lognfrdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dude same lmao

    • @cheesetheoriginalmres7727
      @cheesetheoriginalmres7727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saame 😂

    • @yaeyae7238
      @yaeyae7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I knew it was bad from there lol

    • @OGPEEPSYT
      @OGPEEPSYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫

  • @jazsminrose6722
    @jazsminrose6722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4455

    “Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Cee cee were you at

    • @monisworld775
      @monisworld775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂

    • @naydorsey1398
      @naydorsey1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂

    • @mariodwir
      @mariodwir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The mushrooms got on boots

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife

  • @jimwoodman8101
    @jimwoodman8101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have autism, I was diagnosed with it when I was 15. I took shrooms and it made me function so much better.

    • @bernardoscott4964
      @bernardoscott4964 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eek I’m autistic and might wanna try mushrooms. Do you have a reliable source?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah doc.brenttt is your guy. Man is exceptional with anything psychedelics.

    • @JessyLives
      @JessyLives 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can he be reached on IG?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes doc.Brenttt

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    "Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!"
    *"Whatever lady!!"*
    😂😂😂

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Moms 🤣

    • @keitarouse468
      @keitarouse468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's what my three sons call me!! Too funny "Lady"

    • @aramrodriguez9141
      @aramrodriguez9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      grim you need to call your mom

    • @chode-i-dis4119
      @chode-i-dis4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aramrodriguez9141 I called yours instead, very nice lady.

    • @salacious_modeus.
      @salacious_modeus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      slim sir do you need friends?

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    I just about died!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dien M I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? I will so much appreciate.

    • @rosemary8305
      @rosemary8305 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes mate! I'm very sure of Dr.benshrooms. Shroom microdosing help me overcome my life long addiction to cigarettes and alcohol.

    • @DonnHowes
      @DonnHowes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.2020 I battled with so much depression, anxiety and excessive alcohol use after i lost my dad. Not until I came across Dr.benshrooms he saved my life

    • @Bastianbishops
      @Bastianbishops ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I find him on insta? How do I reach out 🙏

    • @gefferystones2814
      @gefferystones2814 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure!.he's Dr.benshrooms.

  • @czcrossman
    @czcrossman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol

  • @justpriscilla7635
    @justpriscilla7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    Bruh you hungry
    Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    "Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!"
    "It is me!"

  • @latonejean3020
    @latonejean3020 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bought mine from online store….

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online

  • @ashtonsgotsauce9981
    @ashtonsgotsauce9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”

    • @nupeygirl09
      @nupeygirl09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pimpin Chad

    • @23rdcenturyhobbit
      @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep. Definitely from Texas. He said "cut on the light" we never say "turn on the light"
      RIP Pimp C.

    • @philiphenderson1720
      @philiphenderson1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pimp C died in a hotel right around the corner from where he was

    • @thej3799
      @thej3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww don't remind me.

    • @katrinamiddleton6582
      @katrinamiddleton6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a PIMP not a SIMP..... #RipPIMPC

  • @jordanmatthews3123
    @jordanmatthews3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    "WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"

  • @cuzidodgebullets6797
    @cuzidodgebullets6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.

    • @darrellscott8939
      @darrellscott8939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      You obviously haven't done mushrooms.

    • @dariusmurphy4634
      @dariusmurphy4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      He described it soo perfectly

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure

    • @Phethario
      @Phethario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Phethario Not everytbing

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then

  • @All-Hail-Gayle
    @All-Hail-Gayle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.

  • @jasonroberts1122
    @jasonroberts1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"

    • @jdillard36
      @jdillard36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣😂🤣

    • @uncommonname7688
      @uncommonname7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jdillard36 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @hispanicpanic8408
    @hispanicpanic8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.

  • @santinomireles3790
    @santinomireles3790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.

  • @justano
    @justano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.

  • @expatsinpakistan1598
    @expatsinpakistan1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!

    • @standup
      @standup  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: th-cam.com/video/-gjTmK5K3qs/w-d-xo.html

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.

  • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
    @thetravelinsagittarian1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    ..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!

    • @ThatGuyEclipz330
      @ThatGuyEclipz330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking that same thing lol

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      His fault he parked by some quicksand.

    • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
      @thetravelinsagittarian1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@w1lDstYLe
      Lol! 😁

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@w1lDstYLe I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @Burmitus
    @Burmitus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    "I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂

  • @frankblack3959
    @frankblack3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched
    'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night

    • @susieballard4957
      @susieballard4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs.
      Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.

    • @datNERO17
      @datNERO17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.

    • @tyronebowannie4488
      @tyronebowannie4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?

    • @Viene11Biene
      @Viene11Biene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online

    • @thevbyz1192
      @thevbyz1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wea

  • @Ms.LadyC_1974
    @Ms.LadyC_1974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣

  • @barbuwa7190
    @barbuwa7190 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard.
    This is a major talent.
    Why doesn't he have more specials?
    Please I need more Ali!
    He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about..
    Keep it up Ali.🤩😅

  • @1Bena_SL
    @1Bena_SL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    *Mushrooms got on boots*

    • @tonayachapman3498
      @tonayachapman3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO!!!

    • @RiahYannaBeans
      @RiahYannaBeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You gon need to go find CeCe for a knife

    • @I_am_BiG_Al
      @I_am_BiG_Al 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *THEY FINNA STAB ME*

    • @larryking3766
      @larryking3766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bastard! You beat me.

  • @lemonadewithsnacks3733
    @lemonadewithsnacks3733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂

  • @harperbrandon8473
    @harperbrandon8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I live 40 minutes from Oakland, yet can't find a source to buy psilocybin(mushroom). Anyone have any ideas?

    • @richmondstanford562
      @richmondstanford562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      /williamsmyco1/

    • @richmondstanford562
      @richmondstanford562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      on /IG/

    • @richmondstanford562
      @richmondstanford562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he got magic mushrooms, lsd, dmt, microdose, and other psych's as well.. my order for penis envy and chocolate bar arrived last week

    • @joshaaron478
      @joshaaron478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richmondstanford562 will check this out

    • @harperbrandon8473
      @harperbrandon8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richmondstanford562 Thanks

  • @OCAnnaMaria
    @OCAnnaMaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier

    • @dennisnewby7706
      @dennisnewby7706 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?

  • @rannnalynn
    @rannnalynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"

    • @jagirl281
      @jagirl281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jobla7124
    @jobla7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.

    • @claytonmaddrey6950
      @claytonmaddrey6950 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s how I know he was telling the truth

    • @corkyvanderhaven3391
      @corkyvanderhaven3391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure

    • @IanTranSend
      @IanTranSend 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄

  • @reneebrady8389
    @reneebrady8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!

  • @felizardolim7053
    @felizardolim7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂

  • @bensinneruggamer
    @bensinneruggamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming

    • @SVNT0
      @SVNT0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Sana Bensinner messicans got on boots

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      fuaad S am French. English is not my language

    • @jameswoolley1243
      @jameswoolley1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You should also watch his story about Mitchell

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Woolley ok thanks let me look for it

    • @dylanmonroe8797
      @dylanmonroe8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mescan's got on boots

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance.
    Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....

    • @moeboogie3223
      @moeboogie3223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao

    • @JungleCrook
      @JungleCrook 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Netflix ded comp

    • @tyleratchley8669
      @tyleratchley8669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!

    • @thrasher2094
      @thrasher2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thrasher2094 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @Sarah-eo9kz
    @Sarah-eo9kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know

    • @NeonAnt
      @NeonAnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ANDRE!! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN

    • @tourem.harris3135
      @tourem.harris3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re goated 🐐

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wym? I’m curious

    • @asonga5410
      @asonga5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elizahhoward3923 In the Nickelodeon show "Victorious", one of the main recurring characters, Andre, had a grandma that was always wildin and crazy.

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh I was a little to old for victorious thanks for explaining

  • @user-hm9uq8gk5x
    @user-hm9uq8gk5x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun

    • @thisguy9536
      @thisguy9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think it is

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      With Ali, I don't think any of his stories are made up.

  • @jeff.m.m
    @jeff.m.m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!

    • @steefan2248
      @steefan2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessss man I need him to do a new special!

    • @SolaceCaelus
      @SolaceCaelus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all been waiting and anticipating

    • @abstractaccuracy8570
      @abstractaccuracy8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?

  • @jaidenwilson82
    @jaidenwilson82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK"
    I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂

  • @leahsworld5972
    @leahsworld5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated

  • @kodi258
    @kodi258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂

    • @timhitt9541
      @timhitt9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      who IS Ari?

    • @loganryan1317
      @loganryan1317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ari is awesome lol

    • @sparklywastaken1426
      @sparklywastaken1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well He DOES stand for mayhem...

    • @DeathxCap
      @DeathxCap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick

  • @jakedillingham3319
    @jakedillingham3319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”

  • @MrFrost-wn7dy
    @MrFrost-wn7dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo
    And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆
    I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!

  • @Rigde345
    @Rigde345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “I decided I’m going to swim 🏊‍♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣

  • @brianoshea1178
    @brianoshea1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol

    • @daemonspade8316
      @daemonspade8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.

    • @Shun-vr1bw
      @Shun-vr1bw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Erika-kw7ur
    @Erika-kw7ur ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man is literally my new favorite comedian I cannot get enough

  • @gtaopman6678
    @gtaopman6678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.

  • @musharrafdog
    @musharrafdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.

    • @J3r3m1aH88
      @J3r3m1aH88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      musharrafdog hahaha right

    • @guyanaredbone5996
      @guyanaredbone5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why’d Mitchell run? Messicans got on boots?

    • @etiquette16
      @etiquette16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guyanaredbone5996 go check out his 2nd story

    • @SomeOne-ex7hk
      @SomeOne-ex7hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@etiquette16 I think you missed the joke.

    • @vharwood5643
      @vharwood5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol lol lol dead

  • @lordtrill7731
    @lordtrill7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂

    • @hrhm2008
      @hrhm2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lord Trill agreed 😂🤣😂

    • @M0chaJ0J0
      @M0chaJ0J0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lord Trill for real

    • @Bd22904
      @Bd22904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

    • @lulumatthewiosi179
      @lulumatthewiosi179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plot twist, it's Billy Burr.

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uluzistherealest
    @uluzistherealest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I needed this! I've been high for 5 hours and trying to come down and I have about a sip of milk left!

  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha

    • @lightbright1840
      @lightbright1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about

  • @bopatzable
    @bopatzable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    i am a vegetarian...
    i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet

  • @masonrodriguez1560
    @masonrodriguez1560 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Who is me” I felt that😂

  • @cmh9932
    @cmh9932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How many Comics has Ari inadvertently intoxicated?! He got Bert as well! 🤣

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    They need to show this in airports and hospitals because it always makes me smile no matter what’s going wrong

    • @YuckyRory
      @YuckyRory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the airport watching can confirm

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The hell u sad at the airport for? Lol

    • @osielrodriguez785
      @osielrodriguez785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tre Tucker Visiting people you love then having to leave?

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@osielrodriguez785 oh yeah lol

    • @boot6938
      @boot6938 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tretucker8004 😂

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    “Sir are you going to be okay”
    “Ma,ma I’m going too 6”
    Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RohanWallace
      @RohanWallace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Damn I didn't get that until now.

    • @Lets_talk_about_that
      @Lets_talk_about_that 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RohanWallace Same, haha.

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mou7866
      @mou7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow thank you, I didn't get that

    • @DuceVasquez215
      @DuceVasquez215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That went over my head lmao

  • @jakeb.512
    @jakeb.512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Im having acid trip flashbacks 😂

  • @Jonas-nc5os
    @Jonas-nc5os 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You feel like you were there when Ali tells a story. Love his shows!

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up.
    About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What did they say?

    • @eternalgamers10
      @eternalgamers10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol

    • @wombatcube
      @wombatcube ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.

  • @babyolivess767
    @babyolivess767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    😂😂💀💀

  • @davehock1976
    @davehock1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    awesomely accurate description of a shroom trip

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell.
    I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind.
    I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers.
    Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however.
    Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity.
    It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂

    • @kxdlxx787
      @kxdlxx787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform

    • @williambautista8929
      @williambautista8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂

  • @DJSkyrockit
    @DJSkyrockit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He’s got my vote to host the next season

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They need to bring back the show first. Comedy Central barely doing stand-up nowadays ever since the pandemic.

  • @sallyrose692
    @sallyrose692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is hilarious and I love shrooms. But I couldn't imagine dosing unintentionally like this and how that would play out. He maintained himself very well.

  • @greengoblin2447
    @greengoblin2447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's hilarious

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RantTherapist I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      th-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/w-d-xo.html

  • @alexgiangreco3754
    @alexgiangreco3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.

  • @scenariomckinney
    @scenariomckinney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just saw him in Nashville tonight. This dude is BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @FranticSloth22
    @FranticSloth22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The swimming on the wavy hotel carpet is exactly the same thing I experienced. One of my most fond memories of shrooms I’ll always remember

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish.
    Great story.

  • @JoaquinsMomma
    @JoaquinsMomma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This when you know you too high when you trying to get yourself together like this : FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER!!! I was crying dude. This is totally relatable & hilarious.

  • @copcorruptioncontainment5134
    @copcorruptioncontainment5134 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He's a great comedian who gives his audience attention while he talks and he's funny as fuhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MACROPAUL6..

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      On Instagram

    • @smithz749
      @smithz749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His the best online drug store I know he got DMT LSD and more

  • @lebron23freak1
    @lebron23freak1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The pool on the 6th floor made me laugh so hard

  • @shashankiyer5751
    @shashankiyer5751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY

  • @renevatiarts3784
    @renevatiarts3784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GIVE MY GUY A MOVIE ROLE ALREADY!!!!

  • @NineEight_Nine
    @NineEight_Nine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the city took a picture of me" is CRAZY LOOOOOOOOL

    • @jexycryptogawd8199
      @jexycryptogawd8199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get my stuffs from the name on my channel…
      He’s got dope packages 📦

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.

    • @sirshmoopy43
      @sirshmoopy43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How was your introspective mirror experience?

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It took me a second to process that he actually meant, the city took the picture of him. 😂That is the single most hilarious thing I've heard all year.

  • @nikkisvibe9453
    @nikkisvibe9453 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you have seen Billy Sorrells do comedy before, it makes this 10 times funnier 😭😅😅🤣

    • @mycoziieoninstagram1112
      @mycoziieoninstagram1112 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⬆️ ⬆️ Inbox the name above for the perfect trips and guide he got you🍄

  • @SydMichael
    @SydMichael ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ali is one of the best story tellers ever

  • @Oyinscorner
    @Oyinscorner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Was about to study for an exam, but we all know Ali is more important

  • @sebastianarroyave6861
    @sebastianarroyave6861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This one had me legit dead when he saw the makeup on the towel 🤣🤣🤣

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:54 That dude who laughed after he said "There's too much flashing going on..." has been there before. Lol!

  • @oc3694
    @oc3694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prison riot will always be my favorite, but this was also hilarious 😂

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t

    • @lucasreeserlarkin8996
      @lucasreeserlarkin8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...

    • @moniqueg7144
      @moniqueg7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug

    • @brianjoyce9040
      @brianjoyce9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails

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