I do cold calls and my contact's name was Julia. It was the morning so I said "good morning julia" when she picked up the phone. I burst out laughing right away and ended the call. LOVE YOU YMH
I heard (from desus & mero) that apparently they met at the gym. She went into the tanning beds, and apparently you have to sign your name & information on a sheet before going in. He looked at her shit and followed her out yelling JULIA, she stopped wondering if she knew him and he proceeded to hit on her. The video was sent the following day.
The guy missed an opportunity, he should have kept speeding up how fast he's spinning with the camera till he's literally speeding so fast while still talking casually to Julia
Omg is it?! Thank you so much for letting me know👍🏼 lol just kidding but I don’t go by Juliana by literally...anyone. Beside maybe my mom and siblings (when they’re giving me shit or something) so anyone who knows me just calls me Julia but this guys making me feel 😩😩about it lol
@@julianaespezido-lewis4604 Goodmorning Julia, it's me NFKRZ read your TH-cam comment and looked at your Avi, I know I was in love with you. Let's meet in person and go full trottle. I will cherish you Julia, you're precious Julia. I can see me falling in love witchoo
On my friends computer who bought me your 'G' Mawning Jewlia' T - LOL! We walk around the apartment mimicking this 'Joe' schmuck about 100 times each day - sometimes sending each other clips of each other!! THANK YOU! YOU HAVE US LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY DAILY!! LOVE YOUR SHOW! Anita :) (LOVE LOVE LOVE MY T!! LMAO!)
Segura always says that this feels familiar because lots of people think about doing this but they don't. May be. But for me when I first saw this, just now, I thought: "Is this what people really do when they date? is this what women expect men to do? is this how things work out for people? is this what I should be doing also?" I did not feel that Joe was cringe as such, but how society is f-ing weird and the right thing to do is so subjective that people like this poor guy are actually doing this earnestly.
I know people hate her, but she’s come into the starbucks I work at a few times, and I have to say that she’s actually really cool and funny in person. She’s also pretty hot, I guarantee that every dude on here calling her a candle would be tryna smash in person lmao.
Whitney's commentary is really keeping me from going full trottle
Would it be spelled "trottle" or "troddle"? I always go with the latter since I don't think he can properly pronounce a double T sound.
@@Typhoidlazzy It's double t you fucking animal.
@@Typhoidlazzy full trotdle
Yeah she keeps trying to crack bad jokes and ruins the flow
Could someone explain why all the hate towards this lady? (I barely even know her, so I'm in the dark here)
I actually feel bad for everyone involved in this video. Including the guy, Julia, YMH, Whitney and of course myself.
Y
What about us?
Good mawning Jacob, it’s me Lumi. I just wawnted to wish you a good day. Tell you yaw beautiful.
I am really thankful for this man's sacrifice. I will now think twice before asking a woman to. "Go full trottle"
I just love how Tom and Christina share their current internet obsessions with multiple guests🤣🤣
Holy shit, I don’t think I have read a single positive comment towards Whitney haha she has to be the most unanimously hated guest in YMH history
Is there a specific reason? I know nothing about her
@@largehoman Just listen to this podcast, shes as bad as the last girl they had on.
I think hating Whitney Cummings might finally unite humanity.
Dustin I couldn't make it through the whole ep.
It's like this on everything she's on. It's definitely because everyone who comments on things is sexist though, not because she is trash.
His facial hair looks like he just got done eating some really low and loose scrum
Eating scrum full throttle charlies angels 2
@@ScramJamJohnson No other way to describe it, he sure did go full trottle.
#toto350
More like he just finished eatin' a 70's bush and what you see is what's left of the ladies pussay.
Tom?
"You're an approachable person" Hahahahahaha
I'm extremely approachable to everyone who already agrees with me
lmao
Good thing you created this short version because this is about the amount of time I can tolerate listening to Whitney.
Simply The Best
Nice burn bra👍🏻
"good morning Julia" turned my life around... I was depressed and now I laugh... Full Trottle!
Why are the mommies talking to a melted candle?
she must have looked into julias eyes
I’m still squeezing my hog, but please respect her pronoun.
I think it's the guy they interviewed a few weeks back. But they're doing celebrities again now.
Unbearables 5ever
Vincent Medina why are you in this comment section if you don’t like him ya bozo
I didn't think it was possible that a guest could actually ruin this bit.
Exactly! She won't stop interrupting the goddamn bit!
@amanda miller Have you ever considered communicating with words?
it's not a bit, it's a video....that they wanted her to comment on..
She makes me cringe jean
calm down
Whitney cummings looks like that psychotic plastic surgeon from Escape from LA.
The Bill Burr bit comes into mind.
"You look like a fifty year old lizard"
@amanda miller HA. If only I could grow facial hair that douchey. I'd be going full trottle all day every day.
*Whitney Cummings looks psychotic*
Her face is so pulled back she has a pony tail of skin on the back of her head.
Whitney Cummdump isn’t allowed to comment on the mental state of anyone, yam sayin’.
Damn bro
Who is the melted candle on the right?
@Vincent Mwhy are you so mad I just want you to piss on me/ beat me
I wonder how Whitney feels when she reads the comments to every video she ever appears on......gotta be rough.
nah, succesful women go through that shit on the daily. these pencil-dick niggas don't even register with her.
@@jonathank7394 i bet she has its just a pity she went overboard on the botox. Her eyebrows make her look constantly suprised.
She probably laughs at how much money she's making when this many people do not like her 🤣
She's attractive and successful
@Dr. Hughie L Mungus M.D. ok.... Whitney.
"Ay Julia, douwwn kno if you noticed, but I changed the locks on ya door" 🤣 that dudes fucking hilarious
This video would be so quality if Whitney Cummings didn’t interrupt to squeak out unfunny nonsense the whole time
Please tell me she doesn't call herself a comedian she's so unfunny and annoying
LICK IT you already know the answer to that. why are you playing dumb?
@@Derek_Keenan she's not as bad as Amy Schumer though
I've watched this like 10 times and the Rich Vos line gets me every time.
Wow Whitney's commentary during the videos really kill the funny.
"eyyy who we got here, ryan dringus!?!!!"
Good joke. Everyone laugh.
That's everything she does. So humorless for a supposed comedian
So then you just don't get the joke.
@@dahat1992 Whitney is definitely the joke I don't get. With any hope one day she'll unalive herself. She's pathetic
@@jessickalush3305 That's disgusting. You've done far more here to deserve death than just telling unfunny jokes.
She is quite uncool. It really pops out next to Christine P.
Who is that really unfunny lesbian not telling jokes next to Tim and Crystal?
Doctor Fantastic I this his name is Brett Grisler. He allegedly lost a bunch of weight but he still looks like shitpig to me.
The last clip fu&kin brilliant
Is that Rich Vos? Haha killed me 😂
Would so go full throttle with Whitney 🥳
Bro aside from the fans, he has almost every light on 😂😂😂😂
Whitney is the most narcissistic melted candle I've ever seen
you a incel?
@@chrismiller8269 just because people find her unfunny doesn't make them incels
I like it when christina gives advice about success as a comedian.
“Yeah just do this and thissss uhuhuh”
Or just marry an actual one I guess
Lol that’s a zinger. I don’t mind her on the podcast but I can’t stand her standup on Netflix. Couldn’t even finish it
"Good afternoon I hate women"
@@License2Bust that's funny cause she was actually more successful than tom when they met lol
Those submitted videos are great hahaha
Can there be a podcast blacklist with her name on it?
Hey tom y la tina soy mexicano y esta conmadre su podcast everyday i listen to it full volume at work yea
yo tambien we jaja tirate el de flagrant de andrew schulz we esta perro tambien
the best hahhaha I like the submissions... They make me feel like I should've put more effort into my drama class in high school.
I just wish the guy in the first submission had put up a bunch of box fans in the background
Toms long sleeve button up with his grey sweat shorts is hilarious I though Christina would of had you better dressed by now.
I do cold calls and my contact's name was Julia. It was the morning so I said "good morning julia" when she picked up the phone. I burst out laughing right away and ended the call. LOVE YOU YMH
Dude has a lot of ceiling fans goin' on. Then again, they're all for Julia.
So last I heard, this guy murdered an entire family to just record in their house.
Whitney is hot. Idc what you say. I just hope she doesn't go overboard with the plastic surgery.
The Campfire to late for that..... she is one glove away from being in the Jackson 5 reunion lineup
I love how Tom's wearing a button down and what looks like sweatshorts
Full trottle
I'd rather smother myself with a Saatva mattress than listen to that woman's laugh. Ugh.
"I need to get out of here" .... please do.
i remember that "Good Morning, Julia" video LMAO
I heard (from desus & mero) that apparently they met at the gym. She went into the tanning beds, and apparently you have to sign your name & information on a sheet before going in. He looked at her shit and followed her out yelling JULIA, she stopped wondering if she knew him and he proceeded to hit on her. The video was sent the following day.
The last video was the best lmao
Tami and Christian I can’t go full throttle on this one. Her voice gave me neuropathy problems #nolonger4strokegang
The guy missed an opportunity, he should have kept speeding up how fast he's spinning with the camera till he's literally speeding so fast while still talking casually to Julia
Omg. The fact that my name is Julia uuuggghh so bad😂😭
Your name is Juliana
Omg is it?! Thank you so much for letting me know👍🏼 lol just kidding but I don’t go by Juliana by literally...anyone. Beside maybe my mom and siblings (when they’re giving me shit or something) so anyone who knows me just calls me Julia but this guys making me feel 😩😩about it lol
@@julianaespezido-lewis4604 Goodmorning Julia, it's me NFKRZ read your TH-cam comment and looked at your Avi, I know I was in love with you. Let's meet in person and go full trottle. I will cherish you Julia, you're precious Julia. I can see me falling in love witchoo
😁
NFKRZ Bangerz lmao this comment ❤️👍🏼
I miss when Whitney was level headed and relatable
But now she looks like a 22 year old alien
So you’re a time traveler
That last guy was hilarious
*crackle crackle* Shoutout to Julia!
Dude has like 50 ceiling fans😂 “i built all of this”
Last guy is hilarious
Melted candle
Bush Wacker still hot tho
@@kennedycrevoiserat7095 so its "melting candle"? Na mean??
Scary melted candle
He sounds like a calm Bill Burr.
Felipes comment after the video, " Do you call the cops after you get a video like that?" was the best comment ever on that dude!
Julia was NINETEEN?? Holy fuck.
This dude stalked Julia at the health club and followed her out to a dark parking lot. So much scarier than what Tom is supposing at this point.
He reverse engineered that guy's mind like a detective
I saw whitney in STL and it was awesome
"Who is this guy? Is that Rich Voss?"
🤣
Oh my God I love you two lmao
The last dude busted me up.
That last guy is the best.
she says she's the kind of person that looks at the background of clips... don't beat it to death though
This guy sounds like Bill Burr giving relationship advice to someone
Good Mawnin’ Jewl-E-uh! Itsmejoe
Hey Mommies, why bother posting this after all the hate from the podcast episode? She just talks through everything and complains. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Because nobody actually gives a shit
Last guy sounds like Nick Kroll doing a voice
Whitney don't forget to feather it brother
when is there going to be a Good Morning Julia shirt?!?!
On my friends computer who bought me your 'G' Mawning Jewlia' T - LOL! We walk around the apartment mimicking this 'Joe' schmuck about 100 times each day - sometimes sending each other clips of each other!! THANK YOU! YOU HAVE US LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY DAILY!! LOVE YOUR SHOW! Anita :) (LOVE LOVE LOVE MY T!! LMAO!)
Uggh she ruined this...
GOIN FULL TROTTLE!
Lots of people get salty when Whitney's around
I'm glad garth is going full throttle it makes me want to try it out.
voice crack at 0:25 when Tom is says Whitney is "approachable". Obvious tell, right?
Good morning julia!
That hoodie is so fucking sick
Good mownin jewlia
tom is wearing a button down shirt with sweatpants shorts? real low and loose
sweatshorts
Can someone tell me what the guy is yelling in the intro? 00:04 I hear "Yo mama in the fucking stairs"
"Imagined you weren't engaged"
"Like two months ago"
Or in 18 months
That Beastie Boys hoodie is Bad Ass! Any woman who wears that is Marriage Material.
more like "imagine you're not engaged, let's go *forward* a couple years" ayoooo
Whitney- take my love, sweet lil lady.
Who has the better knockers Whitney or Christina
Let's go full trottle😂😂
I went to Iowa. I need to know who this guy is
Segura always says that this feels familiar because lots of people think about doing this but they don't. May be.
But for me when I first saw this, just now, I thought: "Is this what people really do when they date? is this what women expect men to do? is this how things work out for people? is this what I should be doing also?" I did not feel that Joe was cringe as such, but how society is f-ing weird and the right thing to do is so subjective that people like this poor guy are actually doing this earnestly.
Look at the cans in the ymh studios rn sheesh T buns ruff ruff ruff
Crackle Crackle
You Jeans should check out Big Jay and Dan Soder do this bit on the The Bonfire👍
Jon Bailey crackle crackle
Why would anyone want to watch that unfunny Big Gay dog shit?
th-cam.com/video/N7HceyZcrPI/w-d-xo.html
I need to send y’all my clip of going full trottle
Lauren Peterson good morning Julia....
Desus and Mero introduced this video way over a year ago.C'mon, jeans.
I heard Terry and Travis talking about it long before that. Don't bring up some bullshit no one's ever heard of.
Love her reaction to this lolll
It's sociopathic
How does this guy go on with his life after this? LMAO.
I know people hate her, but she’s come into the starbucks I work at a few times, and I have to say that she’s actually really cool and funny in person. She’s also pretty hot, I guarantee that every dude on here calling her a candle would be tryna smash in person lmao.
Tom segura they mention your on family guy. How do your feel about that?
I got a big lenny/Christina broccolini vibe from this guy
Never heard of her
This my first time seeing him and it's exactly what I imagined lol 🤣you
Lmfao
How do I send you my version of full throttle?