I kinda just want a star wars series that focuses on a different person every episode just living their life. A stormtrooper on the death star, a bartender working on some planet, a policeofficer in the lower levels of Corusant. We could see their job, their homes, their relationship with family and friends. I think a lot of interesting stories can be told from different perspectives.
I think thats what from a certain point of view is trying to do - I'm not quite done with the first one, but there has been stories of characters just dealing with the bureaucracy of the empire, one of the woman who owns the tatooine cantina, a couple about stormtroopers , two about the customs of tuscan raiders, and my favorite of these, which was about one jawas everyday life, looting droids and ships specifically to watch their memories. (my favorite over all is obi wans) I think its really neat! Given they're not all by the same writers they have... varying degrees of quality, but if this is something you're interested in i recommend it!
Something like this has pretty much been my dream Star Wars content for a very long time. I liked Star Wars from a very young age but part of why it became my favourite fantasy universe was Star Wars Galaxies. The level of freedom in that game to be a crafter, musician, pilot, soldier, doctor, or whatever you could really think of (within realistic bounds) really captured my imagination and showed me what a fantastic storytelling potential the galaxy far, far away has. It's good to know others are really focused on this aspect, that means a higher chance of it actually happening some day.
@@frejo1931 From A Certain Point of View is definitely one of my favourite new-canon books, and I would love to see more content like it, but I don't think that's exactly what they are describing. FCPOV still tends to revolve around major pivotal events from the movies. I would personally like to see some more personal stories (preferably set in the GCW era or perhaps very early post-Empire but I'll take anything lol) that are almost totally disconnected from established characters.
we're all saying we'd be a great jedi or sith, smuggler, bounty hunter, etc. but we all know wed be that guy digging in the trash can outside the club in attack of the clones.
or we are smart and knowing that shit only works if you got plot armor. Safest bet is to jsut midn your own damned business and not ask questions about what that cargo is you are running so you ahve plausible deniability.
Options for a star wars job: -Farmer ***' -Cargo pilot **' -Soldier '***' ( '****' if you become officer) -Criminal *' -The guy digging in the trash *' -If you win the lottery of force sensitivity maybe seppy or imperial agent ****' -Mando **' -Bounty hunter **' Criteria: pay, prestige, danger, likely cuality of life.
“There is no underwear in space... Only without it can we reach our true potential.” ...Are you suggesting the key to using the Force is going commando!? 🤣🤣🤣
Those wars no sense dark and light a neither good nor evil they're just two sides of the same coin at one point the Jedi could use both sides but they soon separated and used only the light and yet they still preach about having balance even though they clearly you don't have the approval of force I mean it was literally taking their powers away because it got so sick and tired of their ridiculousness just look at revenge of the sith
you Americans don't know what complicated tax is; I study accounting (I'm Brazilian) and there are some things I don't understand, because there are 3 types of tax on a company's profit, 4 types that you pay when you have a registered employee, you can have 4 or 5 more in products and services and the list is long, about 20 (14 federal, 3 state and 3 municipal) plus taxes and other
#8 Proves *the Galactic Empire was incompetent.* What self respecting _totalitarian regime_ allows subjugated people to carry more firepower than their own soldiers?… A Jedi Temple guard (Baze) in a city under martial law carried a Minigun, and how could a blind man be allowed to carry a bowcaster? Talk about liability issues. And a standard freighter could take out a standard imperial fighter - tramp cargo ships on Earth don't carry phalanx air defense systems. At least the Empire outlawed civilian ownership of lightsabers after a notorious kindergarten massacre, and they even set up special squads to hunt down lightsaber users - to honour those Younglings killed at the Temple slaughter. Although the Empire thankfully ignored conspiracy theories about it being a false flag operation. In fact the official head of the Lightsaber control group… Lord Vader… would become very irate whenever the subject was even mentioned. [Showing the contempt such insane ramblings deserve from nutcases that also claim chemicals are making the Gungans gay - unlike Earth Government's that allow such rhetoric to go unchallenged].
@@nobleman9393 I don't think you caught on, he's compairing the idea of the Old Republic and the Empire. Since they both pretty much controlled the same amount of a galactic span.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf The combination of demilitarisation and a heavily armed population is a disaster in general. Are you even a government if you cant enforce anything? Honestly its a wonder it took Sith meddling for people to give the republic the middle finger. If the Sith hadnt created the clone army, the republic wouldnt be able to do anything to stop anyone from doing their own thing.
@@2MeterLP depends on the size a true Republic would have the towns or city's enforce their laws with the federal government's approval seeing how the Republic was too small for the gigantic size of the galaxy. The Republic overestimated the ability of planets to self organize law enforcement and militias to defend their homelands. Pretty fucking pathetic if you ask me seeing how they had the main hub of the whole galaxy and did nothing with the revenue military wise they could've at least used it to create droids to reinforce the planetary militias etc. But again this is all in a fake reality where nothing is fully explained. hahahahahaha
Horrifying thought: most of the so called civilized galaxy are similar in apperance and needs. Was the galaxy seeded a long time ago by a creator race that guided evolution and terraforms planets to be a similar baseline?
Imagine working on a shipyard ur whole life as an honest laborer, just a regular Joe in the galaxy-Then boom-Republic and Separatist warships come out of hyperspace and engage in an all out heated battle with star-fighters zipping around and the shipyard you work in is being torn to shreds from the battle. Coworkers getting blown up, shot, or spaced. Ppl with families who depend upon their shipyard salaries...screwed. The Republic wins the battle and jumps back into hyperspace. But you, the honest laborer...are now unemployed and few dozen friends short.
Imagine living a peaceful life on Alderaan and having a great time on an off-planet vacation, only to hear the news that you no longer have a home and job to return to and literally everyone you've ever known is dead.
Warning: These video may cause you separatist thoughts, a wish to buy a Juggernaut, hoard guns, have a neck beard, 2 spare arms and general Kenobi stalking u, and doubts about our lord and savior, the senate
We actually have had an early form of the "corporate citizenship" you referred to in recent Earth history. In the late 19th century rural towns built around a mine or factory might have 100% of the residents on the company payroll. Your home might be rented from the company and every retail establishment might be operated by the company. Some went so far as to extend credit based on your paycheck in such places so you didn't have to carry cash. The song "Sixteen Tons" (written in 1947 but most famous as a cover released in 1955) includes the line "I owe my soul to the company store." By the mid 20th century such towns had mostly disappeared but there are still places where the largest employer in a particular place holds considerable sway over local government. Where I live now (population 150,000) 1 in 5 adults are employed by a local university that operates 2 hospitals and is building a 3rd. In a region famously solid to one side of the political spectrum local politics is hard the other direction because the university is.
It's just safe to assume that in the Star Wars galaxy everything and everyone wants to kill you, so you better be strapped with enough firepower to level a continent if need be.
_Can I ask Samus to lend meher armor? Better yet, train me?_ *Cause yeah, that is a MAJOR CONCERN if you have no idea what you'll find on the next rock you land.* (not necessarily a planet, it could be an asteroid)
That depends on which East India Company you're taking about. The British company was in some ways a proxy of theirs government, while the Dutch company was allowed to wage war in its own right.
"We never lived in a corperate state" *The VOC anthem starts playing* *Nordic countries, Portugal, Spain, Brazil, Caribbean countries, African coastal countries, Asian coastal countries, and Australia start raising the VOC Flag.*
2:49 using that image for that sentence is the most hilarious thing ever Reminds me of the days when I always used to sabatoge the PowerPoint presentations in group projects and put my group members in awkward situations
Historically, there have been Corporatocracies, such as the EITC's Rule of India before the British Raj, the Hudson Bay Company's Rule over the Hudson Bay Area of Canada, and the various corporatocracies of Sci-Fi. Some would argue Corporatocracy is the future and if so, we must rise up to ensure we are never ruled over by companies.
There is also have been cities here in the United States that were ran by big businesses. Like her she was owned and founded by the Hershey Corporation and Detroit was I guess you can say unofficially founded by Henry Ford in order to have accommodations for the first people on the assembly line and also for the model a Model T e c t. Part of the reason why it's dying? River the droids are here to take over after all lol.
About #2: I keep seeing comments about all sorts of conspiracy theories and shadow organizations behind real-world events, when the answer is more simple: stupidity and/or lack of control.
The real threat posed by human sized hornets would be the low gravity and high oxygen percentage of the air wherever they are living. Too much oxygen can poison a human and low gravity is bad for the bones.
about the food thing, if the various alien races can interbreed with each other, they probably don’t have all that much trouble eating each others’ food.
Taxes. . . Could not the empire make it so the planet paid takes based on its GDP instead of trying to go after each individual citizen? This way they are handling planets and not getting bogged down in minutia?
I suspect that was one of the reasons for the Empire's system of regional Moffs and planetary governors. Coruscant didn't really care about Joh Bloh's taxes specifically, so it's not like he would have Imperial Revenue Service agents from the core sectors knocking on his door any time soon - but the central office could run numbers on the taxes the planet was paying easily enough, and if it was lower than expected, they'd send the governor a nasty-gram requiring him or her to clean house, find the tax evaders, and brass up. The tax cheat would get a visit, but from planetary or system-level officials, not by hotshots from Coruscant itself.
@@marinerproductions1315 yea. I didnt watch the whole thing due to being confused as a child. Some episodes not chronological and lost interest. Only watch the first battle. Currently right now watching S4E8.
@@MalaysianChopsticks, oh. Yeah, I thought the same way when I first watched TCW. Then I figured out it was an anthology, and it made a whole lot more sense.
Just imagine all the hassle in immigration; like you're just trying to move to another planet, finally got all of your regional, national, planetary and then Galactic Republic forms, documents, etc. And then in the middle of dealing with all that the galactic government changed from republic to empire and you gotta do it all over again-
@@tomtheconqerur Bolt guns are only available for Space Marines and Commisars. Both of which were retardedly rare. Also, regular blasters are stronger than .50 caliber guns and can even collapse passageways or destroy vehicles in one shot. Take the SW Christmas special cartoon where Chewie takes Fett's pistol and destroys an Imperial vehicle chasing after them with one blast. Boltguns are nowhere near as strong as blasters, and you'll find yourself outgunned by even the common crooks and beat cops, let alone actual soldiers with military-grade rifles.
Imagine just living your life working at some club and suddenly the big mechanical star in the sky obliterates you and the entire planet you’ve been dedicating your life on
I don't see the problem with #8. There are so many dangers in the Galaxy that honestly it seems downright suicidal to not have even an ankle-strap blaster.
on the #10 Corperate Citizenship point: Before the 1960s in Montreal, Canada, corperations were considered citizens and had the right to vote and sit on city council.
As for #10, you obviously didn't study colonial history. Many colonial governments, from Spain, to France, to Britain, had a rabbit up their butts over how much money a given colony makes for the mother country. Companies like the East India company had representation in the British parliament and even access to soldiers and warships. And even in Britain herself, the workers were worked worse than slaves, paid meager wages that can't even feed them while being expected to work from 9 to 9. It was ten times worse than anything the Trade Federation can do to you. At least they have robots for that kind of back-breaking shenanigans.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf No, since even regular governments themselves are also very obsessed about profits. Hence why taxes shoot up all the time there's a problem. They need profit, so they gouge their citizens' wallets for money.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf It's still profit in different terms. Both corporations and governments need more capital to fund both government programs and corporate expenses, as well as to fund new enterprises and expansions. Whether it's a new government program or a new corporate initiative, it needs capital, and both corporate and regular governments will need capital for both.
1:59 - 2:26 INCREDIBLE segment that I'm gonna take with me forever. I always _loved_ conspiracy theories when I was a teen, I always was *certain* that the goverments of the United States and of Russia and of the European Union all had these super complex and super elaborate ways of controlling people's lives and watching their every single move. I basically fantasized the CIA, the Mi6 and the Spetsnaz as being these fantasy-like agencies that controlled everything. When in reality, _yeah. Those agencies are actually 100x more limited than action movies and conspiracy theorists claim._ And the reality is, we used to embrace those conspiracies to convince ourselves that the goverment was behind everything. Every occurence, every bad event, it all NEEDED to have this "mysterious and super secret reason" for why it happened and that only the goverment and no one else could understand. *Because the thought of these events happening at random, completely outside of their control or under the control of criminal mafias and such was actually more terrifying. It left us feeling the world is a lot more "wild" and dangerous for it. And we didn't like that.* Even if at the time none of us noticed that, because we were too engrossed in these conspiracies to just open our eyes to the simpler truths. Being factical and logical and actually doing our own research on what was happening _was largely something that we just didn't do._ :/
I'm actually kind of surprised by how much I don't really agree with this one. While I agree with some of them it seems like others were just thrown in there. I'm sure taxation would be a bit more complicated for those that are directly dealing with it in the government, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily harder for the average citizen. It's not like at tax time I have to send separate checks to every entity I pay taxes to. I pay taxes to my state and federal governments. Last time I had to pay city taxes it was just rolled into my other forms. I'd like to think that when operating at a galactic level that you'd pay taxes to your local government and they pay taxes to the galactic government. That's how I'd run things, considering that the galactic government trying to look over the tax returns of trillions of individual citizens would be impossible. Although they already have an advantage by the fact that everything is computerized and there are no paper forms to fill out. You make it sound like every citizen is at the mercy of the galactic government and rely fully on them for any protection. Last I checked there were still local security forces. Some planets had actual armies. Seems like the equivalent of someone stealing my wallet then me crying because the UN didn't swoop in and help me out. While the galaxy is a dangerous place and many people did bring protection that isn't true for everyone. Firstly, not EVERY citizen explored the galaxy. A lot of people probably just spent most of their time on one planet and maybe only took a trip here or there to other planets. If your local area is relatively safe then you have no reason to be strapped all of the time. While I agree that different species will have different dietary needs, I'd like to think it's a bit more well known what is out there. Plus, maybe by this time they've figured out ways to try to find a common ground with a lot of common species running around and make foods that can satisfy a large number of them. If you're going to sell food in a marketplace frequented by many different types of beings you may steer away from selling food that's poisonous to a lot of other species. If your species has a lot of issues with the majority of alien food out there then you'll obviously have to take precautions and not just pull a Jar Jar and eat random stuff from a vendor's rack. Plus, I was under the impression a lot of food is served in markets around the galaxy so people might be familiar with it on numerous different planets. Such as the meiloorun fruit. Unless this is only inside the time of the Republic (didn't catch if you said this or not) then I wasn't under the impression that everyone knew what the Jedi were and witnessed their powers firsthand. I thought it was much more rare than you seem to let on. I'm sure a lot of citizens are used to the abilities of alien species they frequently run into, so it would be no surprise to them. I will say that it would be possible for them to find something they've never seen before if someone with some stranger powers do come by, but to some point you'd probably have to half expect this. You know the galaxy is a big place and you've probably heard about a lot of the different species running around. Seeing it firsthand might be a treat but I also wouldn't expect typical people would be seeing magic all of the time. You make planet destruction sound like a common thing in the galaxy. How many large events were there? Jedha, which was written off as a mining incident, Scariff, which the galaxy didn't even really know about, Alderaan which was a huge deal, but then nothing until Starkiller Base. I don't think those couple of incidents that people knew about is enough for people to become numb to the idea and just think that's how it is in the galaxy.
If we go into further detail on StarWars food, there could be many counter measures. There exists a solid state fuel converter that turns nearly any matter into fuel. So maybe there's also something like a food replicator or converter or even salt pack like things to make food problems less of a problem. Also, Because Humans make up a majority of the Star Wars population it's plausible that the Aliens are worse off then us and have fewer occomidations made for them, with obvious native exceptions.
Step 1:Go on ya phone before going and look at the location of a cool ass relic or op ship Step 2:Once you're in the Galaxy get some supplies(Honestly or un-Honestly) and write down/record the co-ordinates Step 3:Go there with a hyperdrive Step 4:Ez loot Step 5:Ok now go get relics and modify yourself until you're OP as all hell Step 6:Go meet some God's as a side quest for some force power (If you're not an asshole or disrespectful) Step 7:Try hide and don't become famous because that shit means you'll have a bunch of assassin's and 'n' shit Step 8:You have become more then human,you've become a demi-god Step 9:Stay the fuck away from the Jedi or sith,They'll try arrest you and that means you'll become infamous(Which,yes is worse then being famous) Step 10:By some life prolonging shit Step 11:Fuck up the "Destiny" of the Galaxy so that the Disney sequels never happen,Fuck up that old head Palpatine with a minigun during the confrontation with Luke and Vader because who expects a guy to walk in with a minigun? Step 12:The empire needs to be dismantled,help Luke destroy the empire and become a trustworthy friend Step 13:Use your political power to make sure the mistakes of the Senate are not repeated Step 14:Travel back home and isntantly be captured by the government and become a lab rat You are no longer human,You no longer have rights and You no longer belong here
9:58 Well there was the whole company town mess... For all intents and purposes those were corporate government bodies and very oppressive ones at that. It might have even very nearly kicked off another revolution / civil war here in the US and arguably kind of did, look at the Coal Wars and the Battle of Blair Mountain in West Virginia 1921 in particular. In the case of Blair Mountain it escalated to the point of the company having a privately owned plane dropping bombs on an advancing army of 6,000-8,000 heavily armed union men. It's hardly if ever talked about in schools, which I just have no idea why that possibly could be /s, but it's something that basically already happened and having an autocratic corporate structure govern a place very predicably wound up basically having the same effect as a dictatorship.
Who else loves these types of videos? Like yeah it would be great to be Luke Skywalker or Obi-Wan but realistically if any of us were in the Star Wars galaxy we would be random nobodies.
Hey, is there any chance you could bring back the Zombies in Star Wars series and cover the Red Harvest? I don't know if it's considered zombies but it felt like it
Corporate Citizenship actually pretty much happened in parts of the US in the early 1900s especially with coal miners, who had to live in company housing (subject to random search by company security since it's their property), were only paid in company credits to be used at the company store (which would have super marked up prices) and anyone caught with real money in their possession would be fired without question and become homeless and jobless with no transportation in the middle of the deep woods of Appalachia, possibly the better part of a hundred miles from anything of note- for modern day equivalent, imagine somewhere random in North Dakota, but without highways. And if you try to protest or unionize, they would hire private security to maim or kill you and your fellow demonstrators and even local law enforcement if they took your side (see Matewan) And that was just on a small scale xD in star wars, amazon blockades Hawaii and "Hope(s) you're aware the blockade is totally legal"
Why is there no GenTech podcast? You're already the Dan Carlin of the galaxy far far away. Hell, you could just use the audio from old videos and blammo! I've seen all your vids and I'd still subscribe to it.
It's sad defending yourself with a firearm is now "rightwing" Like it's literally a basic human right to defend yourself a firearm is a tool to complete that task.. Imagine you're lost in the ocean get beached on an giant island and find a firearm to defend yourself against predators and hunt and someone comes out of the bushes "FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST CONFIRMED!"
@@NightRaven-lh1bf just wait for daddy government to come protect you! I mean they're lighting fast and can respond in time to save your life ALWAYS. Who needs to defend yourself when we got all this bubble wrap armour on?
@@refugeehugsforfree4151 People want to get rid of the police? Who will show up two hours after you called in because a burglar was in you house to find your dead body and shoot your traumatised dog?!
You forgot to mention all of the different languages in Star Wars. Many humans can't speak, or even understand. Not to mention its possible that even humans speak a language not found on Earth. Galactic Basic may sound like English in the movies/TV shows, but that could just be translated.
Here's a thought, we know the IRS and other tax collectors here on Earth are pretty cut throat sometimes but what would they be like in the Star Wars galaxy?
I kinda just want a star wars series that focuses on a different person every episode just living their life. A stormtrooper on the death star, a bartender working on some planet, a policeofficer in the lower levels of Corusant. We could see their job, their homes, their relationship with family and friends. I think a lot of interesting stories can be told from different perspectives.
I agree. It would be cool to see different kinds of perspectives in Star Wars. I’m all for this. Let’s tell Filoni to make this happen.
I imagine working for the census would be a nightmare especially on Coruscant.
I think thats what from a certain point of view is trying to do - I'm not quite done with the first one, but there has been stories of characters just dealing with the bureaucracy of the empire, one of the woman who owns the tatooine cantina, a couple about stormtroopers , two about the customs of tuscan raiders, and my favorite of these, which was about one jawas everyday life, looting droids and ships specifically to watch their memories. (my favorite over all is obi wans) I think its really neat! Given they're not all by the same writers they have... varying degrees of quality, but if this is something you're interested in i recommend it!
Something like this has pretty much been my dream Star Wars content for a very long time. I liked Star Wars from a very young age but part of why it became my favourite fantasy universe was Star Wars Galaxies. The level of freedom in that game to be a crafter, musician, pilot, soldier, doctor, or whatever you could really think of (within realistic bounds) really captured my imagination and showed me what a fantastic storytelling potential the galaxy far, far away has. It's good to know others are really focused on this aspect, that means a higher chance of it actually happening some day.
@@frejo1931 From A Certain Point of View is definitely one of my favourite new-canon books, and I would love to see more content like it, but I don't think that's exactly what they are describing. FCPOV still tends to revolve around major pivotal events from the movies. I would personally like to see some more personal stories (preferably set in the GCW era or perhaps very early post-Empire but I'll take anything lol) that are almost totally disconnected from established characters.
I hate it when I'm walking to the shops to get some blue milk and I get possessed by a dark lord of the sith
I am the Sith
The government of the galaxy changed 6 times for around 50-60 years.
Very cool.
I clapped with each change!
It’s weird how turbulent the galaxy is now, but the republic supposedly stood for a thousand years. The empire only made it a little over 20
In reality, it's probably more like changing of ruling party than actually changing entire government organization in our real world equivalent.
Being Mexican, It sounds like the entire 19th century to me
@@j.a.pelaez6435 Im sure Europe throughout the 20th century feels the same
we're all saying we'd be a great jedi or sith, smuggler, bounty hunter, etc. but we all know wed be that guy digging in the trash can outside the club in attack of the clones.
or we are smart and knowing that shit only works if you got plot armor. Safest bet is to jsut midn your own damned business and not ask questions about what that cargo is you are running so you ahve plausible deniability.
I’d probably be a farmer on dantooine in the old republic
I’d be my First Order character Captain Reaper.
Options for a star wars job:
-Farmer ***'
-Cargo pilot **'
-Soldier '***' ( '****' if you become officer)
-Criminal *'
-The guy digging in the trash *'
-If you win the lottery of force sensitivity maybe seppy or imperial agent ****'
-Mando **'
-Bounty hunter **'
Criteria: pay, prestige, danger, likely cuality of life.
I would be a sith because I know all seven light saber forms and I use my anger as a weapon and kill any opponent and hate the jedi
“There is no underwear in space... Only without it can we reach our true potential.”
...Are you suggesting the key to using the Force is going commando!? 🤣🤣🤣
Why do you think the Republic Commandos were so deadly?
why do you think Jedi wear layers of robes?
Works for arnold
But every time when I go outside without an underwear I get arrested and fined instead of unlocking the force. Can you help me.
@@asagadam550 wear other clothes as well
With constant force wars and new galactic government changes. Great video
Don't forget taxes and paperwork the only universal constant.
Those wars no sense dark and light a neither good nor evil they're just two sides of the same coin at one point the Jedi could use both sides but they soon separated and used only the light and yet they still preach about having balance even though they clearly you don't have the approval of force I mean it was literally taking their powers away because it got so sick and tired of their ridiculousness just look at revenge of the sith
I like how Leia smiles in the background for a whole video
I just thought I wanted to live in the star wars galaxy, I complain about paying taxes to one government not 6 different forms of it
That's why you live out of a ship and don't bother with "reputable" ways of earning money.
you Americans don't know what complicated tax is; I study accounting (I'm Brazilian) and there are some things I don't understand, because there are 3 types of tax on a company's profit, 4 types that you pay when you have a registered employee, you can have 4 or 5 more in products and services and the list is long, about 20 (14 federal, 3 state and 3 municipal) plus taxes and other
#8 Proves *the Galactic Empire was incompetent.*
What self respecting _totalitarian regime_ allows subjugated people to carry more firepower than their own soldiers?…
A Jedi Temple guard (Baze) in a city under martial law carried a Minigun, and how could a blind man be allowed to carry a bowcaster? Talk about liability issues.
And a standard freighter could take out a standard imperial fighter - tramp cargo ships on Earth don't carry phalanx air defense systems.
At least the Empire outlawed civilian ownership of lightsabers after a notorious kindergarten massacre, and they even set up special squads to hunt down lightsaber users - to honour those Younglings killed at the Temple slaughter.
Although the Empire thankfully ignored conspiracy theories about it being a false flag operation.
In fact the official head of the Lightsaber control group… Lord Vader… would become very irate whenever the subject was even mentioned.
[Showing the contempt such insane ramblings deserve from nutcases that also claim chemicals are making the Gungans gay - unlike Earth Government's that allow such rhetoric to go unchallenged].
He's talking about the galactic republic, not the galactic empire
@@nobleman9393 I don't think you caught on, he's compairing the idea of the Old Republic and the Empire. Since they both pretty much controlled the same amount of a galactic span.
If you use all your resources to produce ONE GIANT weapon that only can be at one place at a time.
You're already incompetent.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf The combination of demilitarisation and a heavily armed population is a disaster in general. Are you even a government if you cant enforce anything? Honestly its a wonder it took Sith meddling for people to give the republic the middle finger. If the Sith hadnt created the clone army, the republic wouldnt be able to do anything to stop anyone from doing their own thing.
@@2MeterLP depends on the size a true Republic would have the towns or city's enforce their laws with the federal government's approval seeing how the Republic was too small for the gigantic size of the galaxy.
The Republic overestimated the ability of planets to self organize law enforcement and militias to defend their homelands.
Pretty fucking pathetic if you ask me seeing how they had the main hub of the whole galaxy and did nothing with the revenue military wise they could've at least used it to create droids to reinforce the planetary militias etc.
But again this is all in a fake reality where nothing is fully explained. hahahahahaha
Always seems like every planet in Star Wars has breathable environment for humans
Horrifying thought: most of the so called civilized galaxy are similar in apperance and needs. Was the galaxy seeded a long time ago by a creator race that guided evolution and terraforms planets to be a similar baseline?
Plo Koon’s planet doesn’t have oxygen though.
Darth Vader wants to know your location
They all also have the perfect gravity otherwise humans would get crushed by the force of the gravity or float away.
@@cysion9993 Those are two extremes, the characters could just not be complaining about the gravity
Imagine working on a shipyard ur whole life as an honest laborer, just a regular Joe in the galaxy-Then boom-Republic and Separatist warships come out of hyperspace and engage in an all out heated battle with star-fighters zipping around and the shipyard you work in is being torn to shreds from the battle. Coworkers getting blown up, shot, or spaced. Ppl with families who depend upon their shipyard salaries...screwed. The Republic wins the battle and jumps back into hyperspace. But you, the honest laborer...are now unemployed and few dozen friends short.
:/
Good comment. Real shit that nobody ever considers. This is also true here on earth. Think about this stuff, everybody! Appreciate what you’ve got!
Jordan Robinson ha lol that made me laugh! Thanks
Imagine living a peaceful life on Alderaan and having a great time on an off-planet vacation, only to hear the news that you no longer have a home and job to return to and literally everyone you've ever known is dead.
Warning: These video may cause you separatist thoughts, a wish to buy a Juggernaut, hoard guns, have a neck beard, 2 spare arms and general Kenobi stalking u, and doubts about our lord and savior, the senate
i AM THE SENATE
We actually have had an early form of the "corporate citizenship" you referred to in recent Earth history. In the late 19th century rural towns built around a mine or factory might have 100% of the residents on the company payroll. Your home might be rented from the company and every retail establishment might be operated by the company. Some went so far as to extend credit based on your paycheck in such places so you didn't have to carry cash. The song "Sixteen Tons" (written in 1947 but most famous as a cover released in 1955) includes the line "I owe my soul to the company store."
By the mid 20th century such towns had mostly disappeared but there are still places where the largest employer in a particular place holds considerable sway over local government. Where I live now (population 150,000) 1 in 5 adults are employed by a local university that operates 2 hospitals and is building a 3rd. In a region famously solid to one side of the political spectrum local politics is hard the other direction because the university is.
May the force be with us all at this time of crisis
In the SW universe I’d be concerned about the biology/wildlife on planets & in space..And arm myself accordingly
It's just safe to assume that in the Star Wars galaxy everything and everyone wants to kill you, so you better be strapped with enough firepower to level a continent if need be.
How am I gonna stop some mean motherhooker from eating or shooting me? The answer, use a blaster. And if that don't work, use more blasters
Shoretrooper ST 3202 I’d try my best aquiring a disruptor rifle & a scattergun
@@Ragnarok6664 I would try my best to get an A6 Juggernaut or at least an armed t47
_Can I ask Samus to lend meher armor? Better yet, train me?_ *Cause yeah, that is a MAJOR CONCERN if you have no idea what you'll find on the next rock you land.* (not necessarily a planet, it could be an asteroid)
Actually we HAVE seen companies behave like independent states or nations. The East India Company
don't forget the banana republics of south and central America.
Thomas Jefferson Exactly!
The Hudson Bay Company pretty much ran most of Canada during the 1800's.
That depends on which East India Company you're taking about. The British company was in some ways a proxy of theirs government, while the Dutch company was allowed to wage war in its own right.
“ They are usually just haters that are sitting at home typing away on their computer“ hahahahahaha
"You are your own first responder, so stay strapped," is good advice generally, and is VERY good advice in star wars.
But you get Twileks. Makes it all kinda worth it.
And just like hot gals here, they won't give you the time of day unless you're handsome or rich.
Why do everyone make big deal of twileks?
Who needs Twileks when you've got Togrutans?
That Leia background is legit creeping me out
SUS
There's underwear in star wars, kotor and swtor have underwear
Have to remember that is now legends so the underwear is properly no longer in the galaxy
Can someone explain this whole "no underwear" thing to me? This sounds like a joke
the OLD Republic, technology advanced enough where underwear became obsolete
@@AB-bg7os when hyper space travelling ypu would get suffocated on them
@@AB-bg7os It was just george lucas stopping carrie fisher from wearing underwear. Underwear actually has utility not just modesty.
What? People owning guns in a universe called *star WARS* ?
*Surprised Pikachu face*
4:42 Science can explain Michael Jackson ??
😂😳
He he
We cant, hes an alien
I want to live on Naboo during the covid pandemic on Earth
Scarif too, so beautiful
Edit: Pre-blast
Escape Covid on Earth... Only to get Blue Shadow Virus on Naboo.
"We never lived in a corperate state"
*The VOC anthem starts playing*
*Nordic countries, Portugal, Spain, Brazil, Caribbean countries, African coastal countries, Asian coastal countries, and Australia start raising the VOC Flag.*
Me: Enters Mos Eisley
Announcer: PVP MODE IS ACTIVATED
“Just a tad bit boring” puts picture of murder bee
2:49 using that image for that sentence is the most hilarious thing ever
Reminds me of the days when I always used to sabatoge the PowerPoint presentations in group projects and put my group members in awkward situations
I, for one, am perfectly fine with Leia, Padmé, Jyn Erso and Rey going commando.
Jyn & Rey are hot lol
Historically, there have been Corporatocracies, such as the EITC's Rule of India before the British Raj, the Hudson Bay Company's Rule over the Hudson Bay Area of Canada, and the various corporatocracies of Sci-Fi. Some would argue Corporatocracy is the future and if so, we must rise up to ensure we are never ruled over by companies.
There is also have been cities here in the United States that were ran by big businesses. Like her she was owned and founded by the Hershey Corporation and Detroit was I guess you can say unofficially founded by Henry Ford in order to have accommodations for the first people on the assembly line and also for the model a Model T e c t. Part of the reason why it's dying? River the droids are here to take over after all lol.
About #2: I keep seeing comments about all sorts of conspiracy theories and shadow organizations behind real-world events, when the answer is more simple: stupidity and/or lack of control.
Lately some Conspiracy theories are turning out to be true.
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You would probably have to deal with actual murder hornets.
Ones what are the size of a person.
Lol yea that’s for sure
Or pandemics on a galactic scale.
The real threat posed by human sized hornets would be the low gravity and high oxygen percentage of the air wherever they are living. Too much oxygen can poison a human and low gravity is bad for the bones.
Everyone packing heat the the Outer Rim?
When do we leave for the promised lands?😆🔫
“Underwear is a symbol of oppression” - generation tech, 2020.
about the food thing, if the various alien races can interbreed with each other, they probably don’t have all that much trouble eating each others’ food.
Stereotyping aliens good??? I'll come back to this video in 3,000 years when you try running for an intergalactic office....
I feel like living in star was as an ordinary person would not be great, but living as a space wizard would be fun
Last time I was this early, the Galactic Civil War was still raging.
Taxation would be nuts to deal with especially if you were constantly on the move. My guess taxation is more setup like user fees.
Hey Alan, I just wanted to say that I love Star Wars and I love your videos even more. Seriously man thank you! Keep up the good work
Taxes. . . Could not the empire make it so the planet paid takes based on its GDP instead of trying to go after each individual citizen? This way they are handling planets and not getting bogged down in minutia?
Based on the books, both legends and canonically, nope.
I suspect that was one of the reasons for the Empire's system of regional Moffs and planetary governors. Coruscant didn't really care about Joh Bloh's taxes specifically, so it's not like he would have Imperial Revenue Service agents from the core sectors knocking on his door any time soon - but the central office could run numbers on the taxes the planet was paying easily enough, and if it was lower than expected, they'd send the governor a nasty-gram requiring him or her to clean house, find the tax evaders, and brass up. The tax cheat would get a visit, but from planetary or system-level officials, not by hotshots from Coruscant itself.
I’m confused as where is the damn local militia?
It doesn't exist.
Sean The Mechanic for most part. But it’s my favourite episode, Star War’s Vietnam.
@@MalaysianChopsticks,don't you mean favorite arc? Unless you're talking about a spesific episode, you mean the Umbara arc, right?
@@marinerproductions1315 yea. I didnt watch the whole thing due to being confused as a child. Some episodes not chronological and lost interest. Only watch the first battle. Currently right now watching S4E8.
@@MalaysianChopsticks, oh. Yeah, I thought the same way when I first watched TCW. Then I figured out it was an anthology, and it made a whole lot more sense.
6:23 Except when Cal Kestis teamed up with Merrin to recover a Force artifact.
Just imagine all the hassle in immigration; like you're just trying to move to another planet, finally got all of your regional, national, planetary and then Galactic Republic forms, documents, etc. And then in the middle of dealing with all that the galactic government changed from republic to empire and you gotta do it all over again-
NO wonder! Yet I prefer Earth based firearms than blasters. At 7:56
Which won't serve you when most droids and Stormtroopers are bulletproof.
@@HolyknightVader999 *laughs in bolt gun*
@@tomtheconqerur Bolt guns are only available for Space Marines and Commisars. Both of which were retardedly rare. Also, regular blasters are stronger than .50 caliber guns and can even collapse passageways or destroy vehicles in one shot. Take the SW Christmas special cartoon where Chewie takes Fett's pistol and destroys an Imperial vehicle chasing after them with one blast. Boltguns are nowhere near as strong as blasters, and you'll find yourself outgunned by even the common crooks and beat cops, let alone actual soldiers with military-grade rifles.
@@HolyknightVader999 sorry, saw "sw christmas special" and was physically incapable of taking that seriously
@@mrexists5400 Doesn't matter. Even in the earliest media, blasters had as much, if not more firepower than bolters.
We’ve had corporate cities in America that was almost literally slavery
You could leave and cross a state line , no more debt collectors.
Imagine just living your life working at some club and suddenly the big mechanical star in the sky obliterates you and the entire planet you’ve been dedicating your life on
"we have one of the most complicated tax codes in the world"
*laughs in Canadian* what no local taxes as well?
It depends on what city/county/whatever that you live in. Some have extra taxes, others don't.
I don't see the problem with #8. There are so many dangers in the Galaxy that honestly it seems downright suicidal to not have even an ankle-strap blaster.
I personally prefer to live in a safe society where I don’t have to have ankle blaster all them time. But maybe I’m just getting old.
@@GenerationTech *_*looks at Empire*_* Just saying, but I'm not sure that is the "safe" society that I want to live in.
@@GenerationTech Is there a safe society in Star Wars?
on the #10 Corperate Citizenship point: Before the 1960s in Montreal, Canada, corperations were considered citizens and had the right to vote and sit on city council.
Okay so I have a what if video for you, what if Yoda went to kill Anakin in ROTS and Obi-Wan went after sideous?
4:40 "A lot of supernatural stuff here on Earth, whether its ghosts, or aliens, or both... like Michael Jackson..." lmaooooooooo
As for #10, you obviously didn't study colonial history. Many colonial governments, from Spain, to France, to Britain, had a rabbit up their butts over how much money a given colony makes for the mother country. Companies like the East India company had representation in the British parliament and even access to soldiers and warships. And even in Britain herself, the workers were worked worse than slaves, paid meager wages that can't even feed them while being expected to work from 9 to 9. It was ten times worse than anything the Trade Federation can do to you. At least they have robots for that kind of back-breaking shenanigans.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf No, since even regular governments themselves are also very obsessed about profits. Hence why taxes shoot up all the time there's a problem. They need profit, so they gouge their citizens' wallets for money.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf It's still profit in different terms. Both corporations and governments need more capital to fund both government programs and corporate expenses, as well as to fund new enterprises and expansions. Whether it's a new government program or a new corporate initiative, it needs capital, and both corporate and regular governments will need capital for both.
@@NightRaven-lh1bf And both of them need money going in.
Could you guys do a vid on suburbs in Star Wars and how they were like
I’m not even subscribed but I got here 7 minutes after upload
Obi Wan wouldn’t have been able to get the high ground if he had underwear weighing him down 😂
I'll keep all of this in mind if I ever reincarnate to the Star Wars Universe in a future lifetime.
10:02 sooner than you might think
there are a few states/countries which want to try that on a city level
An individual also has to deal with massive predators that can shred vehicles
Nuthin like chilling on Tatooine and then you get PK'd
All ten dont matter as long as I can sub to your channel in your holotube :))
Lol
Can you imagine how much shit must get uploaded to that ever minute?
1:59 - 2:26
INCREDIBLE segment that I'm gonna take with me forever.
I always _loved_ conspiracy theories when I was a teen, I always was *certain* that the goverments of the United States and of Russia and of the European Union all had these super complex and super elaborate ways of controlling people's lives and watching their every single move.
I basically fantasized the CIA, the Mi6 and the Spetsnaz as being these fantasy-like agencies that controlled everything.
When in reality, _yeah. Those agencies are actually 100x more limited than action movies and conspiracy theorists claim._ And the reality is, we used to embrace those conspiracies to convince ourselves that the goverment was behind everything. Every occurence, every bad event, it all NEEDED to have this "mysterious and super secret reason" for why it happened and that only the goverment and no one else could understand.
*Because the thought of these events happening at random, completely outside of their control or under the control of criminal mafias and such was actually more terrifying. It left us feeling the world is a lot more "wild" and dangerous for it. And we didn't like that.*
Even if at the time none of us noticed that, because we were too engrossed in these conspiracies to just open our eyes to the simpler truths. Being factical and logical and actually doing our own research on what was happening _was largely something that we just didn't do._ :/
I'm actually kind of surprised by how much I don't really agree with this one. While I agree with some of them it seems like others were just thrown in there.
I'm sure taxation would be a bit more complicated for those that are directly dealing with it in the government, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily harder for the average citizen. It's not like at tax time I have to send separate checks to every entity I pay taxes to. I pay taxes to my state and federal governments. Last time I had to pay city taxes it was just rolled into my other forms. I'd like to think that when operating at a galactic level that you'd pay taxes to your local government and they pay taxes to the galactic government. That's how I'd run things, considering that the galactic government trying to look over the tax returns of trillions of individual citizens would be impossible. Although they already have an advantage by the fact that everything is computerized and there are no paper forms to fill out.
You make it sound like every citizen is at the mercy of the galactic government and rely fully on them for any protection. Last I checked there were still local security forces. Some planets had actual armies. Seems like the equivalent of someone stealing my wallet then me crying because the UN didn't swoop in and help me out. While the galaxy is a dangerous place and many people did bring protection that isn't true for everyone. Firstly, not EVERY citizen explored the galaxy. A lot of people probably just spent most of their time on one planet and maybe only took a trip here or there to other planets. If your local area is relatively safe then you have no reason to be strapped all of the time.
While I agree that different species will have different dietary needs, I'd like to think it's a bit more well known what is out there. Plus, maybe by this time they've figured out ways to try to find a common ground with a lot of common species running around and make foods that can satisfy a large number of them. If you're going to sell food in a marketplace frequented by many different types of beings you may steer away from selling food that's poisonous to a lot of other species. If your species has a lot of issues with the majority of alien food out there then you'll obviously have to take precautions and not just pull a Jar Jar and eat random stuff from a vendor's rack. Plus, I was under the impression a lot of food is served in markets around the galaxy so people might be familiar with it on numerous different planets. Such as the meiloorun fruit.
Unless this is only inside the time of the Republic (didn't catch if you said this or not) then I wasn't under the impression that everyone knew what the Jedi were and witnessed their powers firsthand. I thought it was much more rare than you seem to let on. I'm sure a lot of citizens are used to the abilities of alien species they frequently run into, so it would be no surprise to them. I will say that it would be possible for them to find something they've never seen before if someone with some stranger powers do come by, but to some point you'd probably have to half expect this. You know the galaxy is a big place and you've probably heard about a lot of the different species running around. Seeing it firsthand might be a treat but I also wouldn't expect typical people would be seeing magic all of the time.
You make planet destruction sound like a common thing in the galaxy. How many large events were there? Jedha, which was written off as a mining incident, Scariff, which the galaxy didn't even really know about, Alderaan which was a huge deal, but then nothing until Starkiller Base. I don't think those couple of incidents that people knew about is enough for people to become numb to the idea and just think that's how it is in the galaxy.
I have lived long enough with humans to know that it is the species that I can least trust.
What about falling debris from ships raining down on your neighbourhood?
Very cool,interesting,and original video.Keep up the good work!
If we go into further detail on StarWars food, there could be many counter measures. There exists a solid state fuel converter that turns nearly any matter into fuel. So maybe there's also something like a food replicator or converter or even salt pack like things to make food problems less of a problem. Also, Because Humans make up a majority of the Star Wars population it's plausible that the Aliens are worse off then us and have fewer occomidations made for them, with obvious native exceptions.
Am I the only one who paused the video the read the gummi bear story?
XD
Lol "prison for private parts", I'm dying Alan! 😂😂😂 Solid! 🙌
make them free and see someones tits hang underneath the miniskirt....
Hello Allen. I hope you're having a great day
This is an excellent advice piece if I ever get isekaied to SW galaxy.
Love the vids keep up the great work
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Wars right there! ;)
Step 1:Go on ya phone before going and look at the location of a cool ass relic or op ship
Step 2:Once you're in the Galaxy get some supplies(Honestly or un-Honestly) and write down/record the co-ordinates
Step 3:Go there with a hyperdrive
Step 4:Ez loot
Step 5:Ok now go get relics and modify yourself until you're OP as all hell
Step 6:Go meet some God's as a side quest for some force power (If you're not an asshole or disrespectful)
Step 7:Try hide and don't become famous because that shit means you'll have a bunch of assassin's and 'n' shit
Step 8:You have become more then human,you've become a demi-god
Step 9:Stay the fuck away from the Jedi or sith,They'll try arrest you and that means you'll become infamous(Which,yes is worse then being famous)
Step 10:By some life prolonging shit
Step 11:Fuck up the "Destiny" of the Galaxy so that the Disney sequels never happen,Fuck up that old head Palpatine with a minigun during the confrontation with Luke and Vader because who expects a guy to walk in with a minigun?
Step 12:The empire needs to be dismantled,help Luke destroy the empire and become a trustworthy friend
Step 13:Use your political power to make sure the mistakes of the Senate are not repeated
Step 14:Travel back home and isntantly be captured by the government and become a lab rat
You are no longer human,You no longer have rights and You no longer belong here
9:58 Well there was the whole company town mess... For all intents and purposes those were corporate government bodies and very oppressive ones at that. It might have even very nearly kicked off another revolution / civil war here in the US and arguably kind of did, look at the Coal Wars and the Battle of Blair Mountain in West Virginia 1921 in particular.
In the case of Blair Mountain it escalated to the point of the company having a privately owned plane dropping bombs on an advancing army of 6,000-8,000 heavily armed union men. It's hardly if ever talked about in schools, which I just have no idea why that possibly could be /s, but it's something that basically already happened and having an autocratic corporate structure govern a place very predicably wound up basically having the same effect as a dictatorship.
Who else loves these types of videos? Like yeah it would be great to be Luke Skywalker or Obi-Wan but realistically if any of us were in the Star Wars galaxy we would be random nobodies.
This video should have been called: how low can you fall in sci-fi docs....
You wanna see how low they can REALLY fall, find one that's attempting to defend the Holiday Special.
(Note, can and should aren't always the same).
Just when I thought the specieist meant that you were going to say something nice about aliens, you swing back around to normal. You fooled me Alan.
Hey, is there any chance you could bring back the Zombies in Star Wars series and cover the Red Harvest? I don't know if it's considered zombies but it felt like it
That Leah face though
I still wouldn't mind. It would be nice to have a beer with Captain Rex at 79's.
Another thing to mention is the amount of hate you'd get if you got any would be times at least 100 because the galaxy is filled with people
3:14 Dang, just read the entire thing! That customer review was way to detailed. Practically wrote an essay condemning sugar free gummy bears!
“Humans have a pretty fragile digestive system” gets an ad for Taco Bell
And remember to always keep a good blaster in hand.
Corporate Citizenship actually pretty much happened in parts of the US in the early 1900s especially with coal miners, who had to live in company housing (subject to random search by company security since it's their property), were only paid in company credits to be used at the company store (which would have super marked up prices) and anyone caught with real money in their possession would be fired without question and become homeless and jobless with no transportation in the middle of the deep woods of Appalachia, possibly the better part of a hundred miles from anything of note- for modern day equivalent, imagine somewhere random in North Dakota, but without highways. And if you try to protest or unionize, they would hire private security to maim or kill you and your fellow demonstrators and even local law enforcement if they took your side (see Matewan)
And that was just on a small scale xD in star wars, amazon blockades Hawaii and "Hope(s) you're aware the blockade is totally legal"
Did anyone else notice how creepy Leia looked on the TV in the background?
6:47, generation tech, what alien did you say, ambarm?
Why is there no GenTech podcast? You're already the Dan Carlin of the galaxy far far away. Hell, you could just use the audio from old videos and blammo! I've seen all your vids and I'd still subscribe to it.
It's sad defending yourself with a firearm is now "rightwing"
Like it's literally a basic human right to defend yourself a firearm is a tool to complete that task..
Imagine you're lost in the ocean get beached on an giant island and find a firearm to defend yourself against predators and hunt and someone comes out of the bushes "FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST CONFIRMED!"
@@NightRaven-lh1bf just wait for daddy government to come protect you!
I mean they're lighting fast and can respond in time to save your life ALWAYS.
Who needs to defend yourself when we got all this bubble wrap armour on?
@@refugeehugsforfree4151 People want to get rid of the police? Who will show up two hours after you called in because a burglar was in you house to find your dead body and shoot your traumatised dog?!
I knew it all along Dolphins are taking over channel☝️🙂
Earth is my "PRECIOUS"
May the force be with us all during covid 19
DORK
Politically Unreliable ?
You need a DL44 and a in imperial blaster rifle. To protect your self.
Have you ever played sabacc ?
Of course In kotor
at least they don’t have Dolphins
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Preach brother🍻🙌
You forgot to mention all of the different languages in Star Wars. Many humans can't speak, or even understand. Not to mention its possible that even humans speak a language not found on Earth. Galactic Basic may sound like English in the movies/TV shows, but that could just be translated.
Here's a thought, we know the IRS and other tax collectors here on Earth are pretty cut throat sometimes but what would they be like in the Star Wars galaxy?
Brings a new meaning to Star Wars Commando!!!!