Nope. Greedo made his intentions clear about killing Solo and taking his ship, so Han blew him away. Greedo never got a shot off. I only watch the original versions, not the so-called 'special editions'.@@ChaseProductions18
Why are Star Wars fans happy to have Han be a murderer? If Greedo shoots first, then Han has a right to defend himself. But you want Han as a cold-blooded killer.
On the "Coffee botch" fact, I was reminded of a French friend who went for a ridiculously overpriced cup of something Caffeinated. The barista asked his name, he replied "It's Marc - with a C" His cup was served to him with "Cark" scrawled on the side . . . . . Great list by the way!
Ewoks are the scariest race in the galaxy. Think about it. They’ve evolved to look like walking build-a-bears and they got the jump on a wookie, a pirate and an almost Jedi and the motherfuckers we’re gonna grill and eat them. Nevermind taking down a galactic government
Two that I like: There is a Single moment of CGI in the original Star Wars film, The Death Star Schematics. And one word that never occurs in the Return of the Jedi script, Ewok.
Star Wars fans: Han shot first because it says so in original script George can't changey Also Star Wars fans: CHOKED OFFICER IS NAMED CONAN CREATOR HAS SPOKEN
don't forget that Han Solo was meant to be an alien with gills, so that would maybe be an interesting meet up with Allen (basically swapping the roles)
Not the only dubious name for something in Star Wars. In the original Han Solo trilogy of books there was a droid named Zollux. At least, that was it's name in the UK. In the US version it was called Bollux.
Nute Gunray is named after Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan, while Lott Dodd (Trade Fed. Senator) is named after 1997 GOP Senate Leader Trent Lott. Despite this unflattering etymology, the prequels never make it clear whether the Trade Federation support lower taxes or higher taxes. Probably because no matter which one they chose, half the audience would’ve supported it.
One of my favorite tidbits about the death Star scene came from a documentary. One of the X-Wing pilot actors complain that they weren't actually acting off of other people but just delivering their dialogue directly. He had memorized it as a conversation so he couldn't say his lines without being prompted. So the solution they came up with was for him to have his script on his lap. When you go back and watch it you can see one of the pilots is constantly looking down while talking and that's why.
Apparently Luke didn’t know Vader was his father after they’d shot the scene. His on-screen reaction is actually to being told Obi-Wan killed his father.
Not exactly a shock revelation though... Threepio literally said: ": In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years." in Return of the Jedi back in '83. 😁
That fact that Ian McDiarmid is actually older than Harrison Ford is surprising indeed, but that's pretty much all there is to know about it. There's no need to stretch that out over a minute long!
Sooooooo My Favourite Alien Species is a tie between the Quarren because they look like Cthulhu and The Zabrak because Darth Maul was total badass. What was that? Han shot first while there was Jizz in the background? Come again?
It is disappointing (though not surprising) that the bastardized versions of the movies are used in this video. As much as I loved the originals, I loathe the modifications that Lucas has insisted are his legacy. It’s disappointing that he himself should have tarnished his legacy. “Han shot first” is more than a meme, slogan, or even rally-cry: it is a fundamental character trait that rendered him frankly pathetic. Lucas then doubled down with the hall of Stormtroopers, when again, the original 4 (or 8?) were plenty to establish how Han is truly all smoke and no fire.
Thank you for showing Han shooting first. R.I.P. Allen.
Greedo shot first but missed and then Han shot
My mistake. Long live Allen.
When Han shoots somebody you just know they maybe had it coming. Probably.
Nope. Greedo made his intentions clear about killing Solo and taking his ship, so Han blew him away. Greedo never got a shot off. I only watch the original versions, not the so-called 'special editions'.@@ChaseProductions18
Why are Star Wars fans happy to have Han be a murderer?
If Greedo shoots first, then Han has a right to defend himself.
But you want Han as a cold-blooded killer.
On the "Coffee botch" fact, I was reminded of a French friend who went for a ridiculously overpriced cup of something Caffeinated. The barista asked his name, he replied "It's Marc - with a C" His cup was served to him with "Cark" scrawled on the side . . . . . Great list by the way!
Ewoks are the scariest race in the galaxy. Think about it. They’ve evolved to look like walking build-a-bears and they got the jump on a wookie, a pirate and an almost Jedi and the motherfuckers we’re gonna grill and eat them. Nevermind taking down a galactic government
Two that I like:
There is a Single moment of CGI in the original Star Wars film, The Death Star Schematics.
And one word that never occurs in the Return of the Jedi script, Ewok.
Peter Cushing wore slippers most of time on set of star wars, new hope because the boots hurt his feet
During the bit on the age of MacDarmid, I kept hearing Monty Python in my head..."I'm not old, I'm 37!"
I feel happy!
Duel Of The Fates or as we comically know it as that song that goes "SEGA!SEGA!SEGA!". 😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Imagine that barista watching this and telling all their friends, "Yeah that was me. I named a planet in Star Wars."
2:25 Han did not fire first, Han just fired.
In the book "Tales From The Cantina," Greedo's back story is quite tragic and sad.
Star Wars fans: Han shot first because it says so in original script George can't changey
Also Star Wars fans: CHOKED OFFICER IS NAMED CONAN CREATOR HAS SPOKEN
Yeah, that's fine because that Imperial officer's name was never established so it changes nothing.
don't forget that Han Solo was meant to be an alien with gills, so that would maybe be an interesting meet up with Allen (basically swapping the roles)
Favorite alien? Yoda species and Wookiees
Not the only dubious name for something in Star Wars. In the original Han Solo trilogy of books there was a droid named Zollux. At least, that was it's name in the UK. In the US version it was called Bollux.
Nute Gunray is named after Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan, while Lott Dodd (Trade Fed. Senator) is named after 1997 GOP Senate Leader Trent Lott.
Despite this unflattering etymology, the prequels never make it clear whether the Trade Federation support lower taxes or higher taxes. Probably because no matter which one they chose, half the audience would’ve supported it.
One of my favorite tidbits about the death Star scene came from a documentary. One of the X-Wing pilot actors complain that they weren't actually acting off of other people but just delivering their dialogue directly. He had memorized it as a conversation so he couldn't say his lines without being prompted. So the solution they came up with was for him to have his script on his lap. When you go back and watch it you can see one of the pilots is constantly looking down while talking and that's why.
I never thought Palpatine was using anything but his feet to spin his chair.
yes, Ian McDiarmid is younger than Harrison Ford but he did not play originally in the first trilogy.
Make up your mind already first you say Harrison is older than you say Ian is older then you say Harrison is older which is it
i guess the narrator had some creative liberty with this text, love it
My favorite is the zabarak.
Thanks for for doing this
Who wants to bet that barista finds out about this and she sues Disney for stealing her idea. Lol
It'll be that lady who claims she wrote The Matrix
@@lucasoheyze4597and she could get killed…or worse…expelled
Apparently Luke didn’t know Vader was his father after they’d shot the scene.
His on-screen reaction is actually to being told Obi-Wan killed his father.
6:38 bro had me laughing forreal with the taint line 😂
If Gareth Edwards grew up imagining how cool it would be to name places in star wars surely he already had names he would use no ?
Favorite alien species would probably be either the kel dor or the ikotachi's
I wonder if that barista is aware they influenced star wars the way they did.
Would be a killer opening line at public functions.
Good to know. Thank you.
This video is a delight! Allen?
"ALAN!!! ALAN!!! ALAN!!!"
“for a millennia”? 😑
Well that is an interesting facts.
Not exactly a shock revelation though... Threepio literally said: ": In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years." in Return of the Jedi back in '83. 😁
That fact that Ian McDiarmid is actually older than Harrison Ford is surprising indeed, but that's pretty much all there is to know about it. There's no need to stretch that out over a minute long!
My favorite is gungans
Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa work for da senate! Wait… MESA IS DA SENATE!
My fav gotta be the Rhodians they look so cool
Allen never fired
7:19 AVGN mentioned such thing in that dreadful star wars fighting game.
Well mushrooms are technically animals so it’s still a creature
Sooooooo My Favourite Alien Species is a tie between the Quarren because they look like Cthulhu and The Zabrak because Darth Maul was total badass. What was that? Han shot first while there was Jizz in the background? Come again?
NOOOOooooo NOT ALLEN😭🪦💔💀😂
It is disappointing (though not surprising) that the bastardized versions of the movies are used in this video. As much as I loved the originals, I loathe the modifications that Lucas has insisted are his legacy. It’s disappointing that he himself should have tarnished his legacy. “Han shot first” is more than a meme, slogan, or even rally-cry: it is a fundamental character trait that rendered him frankly pathetic. Lucas then doubled down with the hall of Stormtroopers, when again, the original 4 (or 8?) were plenty to establish how Han is truly all smoke and no fire.
Now I want to see the world where Alen is in Star Wars and Greedo is in Jurassic park
Called “The Dinosaur Adventures With Allen”
WOW
Please please stop over emphasising the last letter of the last word of every sentence! "....eyeA" ... "rollinGA" ".....sithA"
This video shows clips from Disney’s non-Star Wars dumpster fires. Star Wars and Disney are mutually exclusive.