Matteo Lane Gives Advice With Nimesh Patel
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Somewhere in the world, Nick was rolling his eyes instinctively as Matteo was singing happy birthday
7:38 the way she said “yeah…” my condolences girl 🫠
27 is old enough to know the answer to her own question lol
his “yeah right!” was so relatable for anyone with a musical friend. i feel your pain man
Nimesh is rocking the Sam Morril meerkat pose
Lmaoo well Sam actually broke some his spine that's why he's so stiff lol
I’ve watched too much Matteo content lately. **resumes watching this**
To the point of internal voice sounding like Matteo.. Yes and yeah..
Like a good Italian, he’s keeping us fed
No such thing
Need more Mateo
Same 😂
I NEEEEEEED to see you and Josh Johnson give advice
That's a crossover I never knew I needed
Omg. I didnt know I need that too😂
I don’t think Josh is the type of person who’d like to be meddling in actual persons’ lives. He and Mateo are my favourites, and I can picture them doing a roasting video or some material together, but giving personal advice is not Josh’s table I think. He is more like a general mental health instructor and educator😊
I've been so addicted to Mateo, JJ, and gianmarco soresi lately lol
Ok, Matteo, real talk : you and Nimesh need to either do your own version of Love Line, or some form of Afternoon Drive radio show. Just a wonderful pairing of differing - yet - complimentary styles. He's the perfect change of pace on these advice bits. You can drag out a tiny offering into a full bit.. and he can summarize chaos in front of him in a single line. It's truly magic, thank you for sharing!
5:45
I love how he CHRISTINAFIES every song he sings
o lord. ain't even started the video yet and im _ready_ for the shenanigans
“He’s just a boy and a bad texter” - about a 32 year old man .. We rly lost the plot as the modern women smh
32 is YOUNG
@@federicopedroni3647 The point is he is too old to be acting so immature. He just a F boy.
I still feel like I don’t understand what she meant by “Meg, with a G”.
same, that unfortunately is going to bother me for way too long.
Maybe she meant it's not "mac" :D?
she was referring to the long version of her name: meGan, not meGHan
white women.
I took it as she thought he misheard what she had said and so "Meg with a G" would be like saying "Pam with a P, not Sam with an S" but also I can't think of a name that sounds like Meg and ends with another letter so 🤷♂️
Nothing better than two of my three favorite comedians together on stage❤
Matteo lied. He grew up in the black church with that harmony. 😂💜 I see you, my brotha!
WHAT!? I figure out what they're looking for on the *second* date. I'm not in the business of wasting anyone's time, especially mine. They don't need to know about me by the second date but they should already know what they want (casual or serious) in general. And if they're still "figuring it out", that's fine, everyone has their own timeline in life, they'll just be "figuring it out" away from me.
It's because all they have been doing is smashing. Everything's figured out. She just caught feelings and doesn't know how to tell him.
You're 100% correct. Don't let people waste your time.
MY TWO FAVORITES COMEDIANS! IM SO HAPPYYYYY
Same 😊❤
Disrespectfully, Nimesh could get it. 🤪
... repeatedly
Yeses. The way he talk, yaaa Mr Patel ... dick me down
Yeah, he's really cute
He’s hot!!!
I love these advice bits.
Happy to see that Mariah Carey has come out of the closet as a half Italian, half Latino, iconic, gay, fully mustached young man.
It's nice when people get to show the world their true self, I think.
Love this collab!!!!
Yall two should go on the road and do these. So great to get many views of an idea.
Ha, Yeaaah Riiiight. I'd say that following Matteo singing as well 😂 I bet he's that guy who wants to go to karaoke and then you find out he sings like that.
The Collab I never knew I needed.
Ayyyy I love nimesh!!! I didn’t realize how much I’d love both of these ppl together on stage!!! Now bring up Gianmarco 😂
1st "question" the theme of this party is how people come up missing.
I don't think they are supposed to hangout with the stranger they brought to the party. I think it was a way of filling out "the list" without officially calling it a Single's Mixer. 😂😂
Ok how far in advance are these filmed? I'm starting to date them based on Matteos hair and second tattoo. 😂😂
I need Nimesh to read me the phone book
Excellent pairing. Loved this one
The duo we didn't know we needed
Audience was embalmed.
RIGHT ✅️
For real
Totally
"There's no such thing as a bad texter." I completely disagree. My aunt will frequently leave 5-word texts where I will literally spend 5 minutes re-arranging letters to make new words, staring at a keyboard to see what letters could have been mashed, and looking over my thesaurus in order to translate what she have said. Sometimes she'll complain I never responded to a text she sent to someone else, or a text that is on her phone waiting for her to hit "send."
sounds like she is Playing with you ,, 😅
alfonso is an audio clout chaser😂
HES-‘S A BAD TEXTEER 😂😂
Need more nimesh and Matteo content
Love Matteo's hair
His voice is everything!! Lol
The ways in which I would allow Nimesh Patel to ruin my life....💝
I'm straight and would be at any Matteo event I could get to!
really love these
It really sucks that it was such a dull crown because I was laughing so hard like idk I just feel like why go to a comedy show if you're not in the mood to laugh at stuff😅😂😂
nimesh is so fineee
you should 100% ask in the beginning what someone is looking for. It's how you establish boundaries within a relationship. It'll help you both manage expectations and act accordingly.
Was this an early show? Audience seemed like a roomful of pithed frogs.
😂😂😂😂
Oh, fun! Pair up again!
I miss the first few advice specials where there were actual funny advice xD. Some of the new ones just feels like roasts to the questions (which some deserve LOL. Unhinged).
The magic is stale at this point
lol dang y'all, have some patience. Don't give up yet. It's really hard to play off the crowd and have hilarious come backs. Not every episode is gonna be perfect.
I get it but "Meg with a G" needs a roast lol, I'm here for it.
Happy birthday to Geg
hii
i am eating pretzel sticks and drinking water. i love this advice show
Try to switch to carrot sticks or celery sticks to avoid the carbs and sodium
i’m eating an arepa and drinking a beer
Please know I got a Michael’s ad on this one
Very funny!! Those who know, will know.
Meg with a g is so good lol
I love Matteo and Nimesh. ❤
I want to come to NYC 100% to come to one of these live.
my favorite boys in NYC
Brilliant team
2 my faves!
"Meg with a geeeeeeee" xDDD
Nimesh is funny af!!
it's like eliot with 2 Ts😂
I need Matteo to come fix my life
Nimesh deserves more love
Nimesh is cute asf. Matteo has attractive comedy friends.
Nimesh is sexy
😂 This was great.
Ok we get it Mateo, you can sing
Technically, yes he can carry a tune and has good vibrato BUT I really don’t like the sound of his singing voice although I like his comedic bits a lot and even bought tickets to his upcoming show in my area. But really a microphone in hand doesn’t mean it needs to be sung into Every. Time. It’s. Picked. Up.
@@montanasuedeactually Matteo can really sing, but this was not that
like you first met him? we all know Mateo CAN SING, not just can sing. can sing is about your roommate in the shower.
@@montanasuede yeah I should’ve put an “🙄” emoji cuz I was kinda being a hater lol he does have a beautiful voice but I hate how much time he wastes singing in videos like this and in his and Nicks podcast like it’s only a 15 minute episode stop fucking singing every three seconds. It just feels so show off-y as if he needs to constantly remind us he’s good at singing idk it just irks me. Still love him tho
He's trying to get picked up by Disney as a sassy parrot stop hating
🗣️ SANG MATTEO!
Nimesh wore his 'i'm a red flag' shirt
Sounds like she’s been invited to a cult discussion. Don’t go, girl!
yup pyramid scheme if you sign up and your three friends and your friends then each sign up 3 friends...soon you can be a millionaire .
here we even have refreshments
grape or verry cherry?
either that or its some party to get to know strangeers outside of their friends circle.... ladies dont drink anything at this party.
Or an Amway recruiting session
Never clicked on a video faster! 🎉❤
No such thing as a bad texter! Period!
Amazing voice, Matteo.
2 of the only 3 comedians I really bother to follow, this is fantastic.
mateo is multitalented! he can sing, he can joke… he’s gay.
The two have slightly more chemistry than water and oil
Yeah looked like one of them would rather be doing something else
ok thought so, I didn't know if i was being a hater
Agreed. Matteo is actually a sweet person who wants to see people happy, while Nimesh seems to have the morals of an alley cat
He’s in jail LOL
Omggggggg this is a dream come true!
The “bad texter” is talking to his ex or someone else
Nimesh is hilarious!!
Ya'll should collab more
Come on Matteo Aguilera
Where can i find his Dodgers shirt!??
I want him on cameo so bad
Wonder twin powers activate ❤
I just can tell that the guy with good credit is a pain in the a…
They needed to give complementary poppers at the door - especially to the straight folks in the audience.
SING IT OUT MATTEO 😊
Why aren’t you on television? You’re great!
Matteo can sing G 😅
❤️🤣🤣🤣👍👏
Those girls were just... “He’s a bad texter…” WTH… “It’s Meg with a G…” WTH…
I LOVE NIMESH!!
What’s with the crowd, are they on sedatives??
Nimesh!!! 😍❤️
Mimesh might be funnier if he was not drunk...who knows!
Might be straight panic. That's the vibe I got. But who knows...
Nimesh has a sexy voice.
"How the fuhh did you find a stanger"
Me: *walking outside*
"Is there anybody out there?"
Randos show up...I live ina town where people walk and bike everywhere... i did my job. People showed up.
((Also me, im 34... i dont have time for any of this)).. shiiii
Omg his honesty with how guys commonly think is so on point. I will just keep clapping these cheeks. Sheesh. For free.. no he didnt say that hut my brain added it.
YAYYYYYYY.
🤣✨
Matteo is funnier alone.
Nimesh is so funny.
TOO OLD... LOVE IT. ALL STRAIGHT guy's are bad texters...
Nah, bad texters is just a way of making an excuse for not prioritizing and just generally not willing to admit to yourself the guy just doesn't care or think that much of you.
That wasn’t funny at all with peace and love
Lets all agree that once we see Matteo's outfits on rotation...girlfriend needs to mix it up.