How can you spend any amount of time on the Internet and think the urge to give advice or have an opinion on literally everything is just a "gay thing." 😂
The last one was the best really. Every smart and sane friend’s answer that nobody wants but even more so needs. Kudos to her mom! And yes - dump that therapist.
He forgot, lesbians never stop being friends with their ex. They sometimes become roommates and move each of their new girlfriends in 😂 if the ex doesn't approve you might not last
This is so real I'm great friends with my partners ex. I've only been in straight relationships beforehand so I was worried but the whole thing was really mature and honestly ex is a good friend!
Why waste time telling a bunch of people that you've met someone and you're starting a serious relationship? It sounds like they're all on Instagram, so just start posting about it. They're going to get the message.
She seems to be proud to have all this partners, so she wants to make a big deal about it, it's clearly not of loyalty, because she founded someone new on every place she went lmao
The most interesting part is that people are posing those questions in serious, really, only to get caniballized later on by Matteo's caustic sense of humour. PS I would love to go to NY and get my own experience of a Matteo Lane Q&A with a view of that sign Comedy Cellar once.
It is such a non-problem. He doesn't even not dislike them, he just don't find them fun? Either they are really boring (it happens, it is not a crime), or have interests he doesn't have, or he felt excluded from the group for not sharing a life-time friendship with them (which is bound to happen). I met lifetime friends who have nothing in common just because they grew up together and just trust each other. Like siblings. The link is more important than the quality of time spend together.
" Yeah you gotta go get F**ked at Fire Island " ... " You need to get off that boat , do Molly & not wake up 'til you're back on that boat , going back to your job doing insurance ." Matteo is so quick with his comebacks. I'm laughing so hard, I almost spewed water all over the monitor.. He kills it...
Joe W. Says - Yes! He's GORGEOUS! Exotic - Foreign Accent [Of Course! Because Matteo is Multi-Lingual!] And - Thighs To Die For! [See the TH-cam video of them eating Mexican Candies 🍬 🍭 with Nick! It's Hysterical!]
Dewey is living his best life; don’t worry! That’s my boyfriend and I, our relationship has lasted, we now live together, and he’s more obsessed with my cat than I am 😂
Being cordial with your ex is a sign of emotional maturity. Being neurotic and not being able to cope with your partner talking to their ex is a sign of emotional immaturity.
I need to hear the rest of the story from the last podcast. Nick was telling more about his ex-girlfriend and got sidetracked by Matteo. I need the details! LOL
@3:57 I live in Madison, WI and I felt this in my soul. However, even though it is a very unpopular opinion I absolutely LOVE winter, especially when it's snowing..
Australian here - that New Zealand accent was WILD. She sounded 99.99% British for her entire question on the mic and then violently swerved back to NZ with the "Oh, yeah!"
I'm hoping to move to Chicago within the next couple months but I've been warned about the cold. I'm from Louisiana so it'll be a change to say the least. Lol.
Joe W. Says: I'm a Florida Native and I was Perfectly Fine There! I found the fresh air invigorating! It reminded me of visiting my friend at a convenience store once. I stood outside talking with her while she swept the sidewalk and when we went back inside I said, "Damn! It's HOT Today!" And She said, "Come With Me!" And Led me to the Cold Room 🥶 behind the reach-in Coolers where drinks are stored... 5 minutes later, I was GREAT! (So in Chicago I imagined I was inside the Cold Room of a Giant Convenience Store!) Walked to the (local) [Rock] Beach in my neighborhood one January Day... there was snow on the Pebbles underfoot and ice in the waters of Lake Michigan... as a Floridian I found it Enchanting! Retreated to a Cafe nearby to choose between Coffee or Hot Cocoa with a nice Pastry! I rarely have greatly enjoyed a Fire in Florida - but in Chicago I LOVED Them! Enjoy the Winter!
Even a straight guy can tell that therapist is terrible Basically told this poor girl to do a full 180 and walk straight back into her bullshit with a hand over her eyes
Yoooo the girl in the back advocating for the cat "KILL THE BOYFRIEND" and someone is telling her to stop and she's just like "NO!!" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@@ireneacevedo3523 That’s my kinda girl 😂
@@ireneacevedo3523 😆
And she's right 😂
@@jbaby362 😂😂😂💯💯💯
She's been through some shit 😅
“Just dress up your living room as some place interesting“ I‘m dying 😂 He‘s so good at these question rounds it’s crazy 😅
The gay urge to give advice on anything and everything 😂
How can you spend any amount of time on the Internet and think the urge to give advice or have an opinion on literally everything is just a "gay thing." 😂
@Steve-xo5pq it kinda is tbh😂
One of the most destructive gay urges
Literally 😂
That’s one of the benefits. I have been instantly consoled and befriended by random gay men in bars and I love them for their maternal instincts
The last one was the best really. Every smart and sane friend’s answer that nobody wants but even more so needs.
Kudos to her mom!
And yes - dump that therapist.
Came for fire your therapist, stayed for kill Dewey! OMG--not Matteo putting a hit out on the cat...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳😳
Mateo put out a makeover and an exciting new chapter of life under a new name on a cat.
@@oceanoflotion8630 Yeah...but the hit was the humor
Matteo is on his Cruella Deville arc now it seems. Maybe he can get pet killing advice from Nick.
No, Kristi Noem
The imitation lick and cough of the cat SENT ME…😂
Matteo you are literally cat in human form 😂
He’s allergic to himself.
Joe W. Says: Sadly - this is a significant problem among Gay Men!
Some are Allergic to Themselves... [Nick, Perhaps... or maybe his anal glands need expressing...]
Some are simply Allergic to Living... Sigh...
*rat*
To be fair hating other cats is such a cat thing to say
I'm convinced many therapists are just here for the good tea
As a therapist, not entirely wrong!
Now i want to be a therapist too
He forgot, lesbians never stop being friends with their ex. They sometimes become roommates and move each of their new girlfriends in 😂 if the ex doesn't approve you might not last
AND THEY WERE ROOMATES 😂
That sounds like a dogshit life lol
My spouse and I go on vacation with my ex and her wife every year. 😂
This is so real I'm great friends with my partners ex.
I've only been in straight relationships beforehand so I was worried but the whole thing was really mature and honestly ex is a good friend!
WTFF???
She got that better help therapy.
It's so funny that Mateo's "old man" voice sounds JUST LIKE Bob The Drag Queen's 😂😂😂😂 4:03
This should be a weekly segment. Matteo just taking questions from the audience
This was top tier Mateo. So funny and genuinely good advice, especially “well then pay your mother” 😂😂😂
WE ALL KNOW THE STORY OF MATTEO BREAKING UP IN THE YARN SECTION!!! 🤣
So is Francesca the one he lost his virginity to in the Michael’s parking lot?
Why waste time telling a bunch of people that you've met someone and you're starting a serious relationship? It sounds like they're all on Instagram, so just start posting about it. They're going to get the message.
That was my take! Do a soft launch and they'll get the message
She wanted to talk about herself.
She seems to be proud to have all this partners, so she wants to make a big deal about it, it's clearly not of loyalty, because she founded someone new on every place she went lmao
The last one, the single mom. UGH. Matteo preached.
He's BACK, just when we needed him most.
I got a Michael’s ad halfway thru this 😂😂😂
Next will be Olive Garden
*YARN IS NOW 50% OFF JUST LIKE RELATIONSHIPS*
😂
- I don't like my best friend's husband
- Why
- He breathe / He is alive / His heart doesn't want to just stop beating ....
I died on "I'm happy"
I always ugly-laugh at your videos but "emotional support peacock" really sent me 😭 💀💀
It's top on the list of things I now "need" 👉👈🤣
The most interesting part is that people are posing those questions in serious, really, only to get caniballized later on by Matteo's caustic sense of humour. PS I would love to go to NY and get my own experience of a Matteo Lane Q&A with a view of that sign Comedy Cellar once.
Matteo's Lesbian impression was giving me Cher on LSD 😂 it sparked joy 😂
“I called her to the yarn section …”. Spitting up laughing!
6:47 That guy in the crowd found “we make our own water.” Very funny 😂
The therapist wants in on that drama😆
Oh the gay guy at the end complaining about brunch is definitely one of those people that thinks everyone else is the problem 😬
It is such a non-problem. He doesn't even not dislike them, he just don't find them fun? Either they are really boring (it happens, it is not a crime), or have interests he doesn't have, or he felt excluded from the group for not sharing a life-time friendship with them (which is bound to happen).
I met lifetime friends who have nothing in common just because they grew up together and just trust each other. Like siblings. The link is more important than the quality of time spend together.
Duuude the BEST advice you gave was to fire that therapist!!! 😂
Michelle Wolf wanted me to ask, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT???"
💚
I love it. Michelle Wolf is the voted follow up spokesperson for this topic.
I heard her voice in the way you typed it 😉
Matteo's lesbian impression SENT ME 😂
Matteo's lesbian voice kinda sounds like Trixie's Cher impression haha
These advice videos are my favorites! 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
FR better than anything
" Yeah you gotta go get F**ked at Fire Island " ... " You need to get off that boat , do Molly & not wake up 'til you're back on that boat , going back to your job doing insurance ." Matteo is so quick with his comebacks. I'm laughing so hard, I almost spewed water all over the monitor.. He kills it...
Jerry, i don't know how to put this... that was the funniest bit yet.
I love how Matteo's hair looks exactly like the guy's hair in the poster (or stained glass art piece) behind him!!
Awww I didn’t know he got married! Congratulations!
Joe W. Says - Yes! He's GORGEOUS!
Exotic - Foreign Accent [Of Course! Because Matteo is Multi-Lingual!]
And - Thighs To Die For!
[See the TH-cam video of them eating Mexican Candies 🍬 🍭 with Nick! It's Hysterical!]
For real, fire your therapist if they're giving you bad advice or can't help you.
His lesbian voice fully being a Martha Stewart impression
The betterhelp ad at the start of this video is kinda hilarious.
My lord that hair is majestic
It better be!! 😄
Joe W. Says: WORTH EVERY PENNY!
“We make our own water” LOLOL I hollered
Very funny to admonish the guy for politely asking "girlfriend or boyfriend" before immediately launching into "girlfriend" story
Hate cats?! No, Matteo, they have so much in common with you.
Starting with the fact that cats hate cats 😆
@@isadoracostahamsi163 lol
BEST CROWDWORK EVER! tnks matteo you are king of this for sure!!
"It's a light happy." "Oh well that's a lot for a gay."
Ohhhh I felt it 🤣
"we make our own true"
That one guy in the audience: "OMG THAT'S SO WATER A H A H A H A"
His hair looks great here 😊
Most definitely fire the therapist
Matteo: "Kill. The cat."
Me, out loud, to no one in particular: *gasps* "Noooo! Matteo, noooo!"
Good place to break up. Nobody’s ever in the yarn section.
man he gets some of the messiest people in his audiences
love it every time
6:56 damn that dude really likes lesbians who make their own water
What I'm saying! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Could have been me.
Emotional support peacock on a plane sounds a bit like Sebastian Maniscalco lol. Love your content! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
you know, it was one of the plotline of Lword where one girl killed the cat for the same reasons...
The cat thing reminded me of the movie There’s Something About Mary. 😂
Joe W. Says: AHA! I KNEW Matteo's HairStyle Reminded me of Something!
Fire Island insurance? Yes plz. We need gay weekend/vacation insurance in general.
Can i have that "killing it" vibe in my life too?
Love Matteo's advice!
"Man lesbians are wild" bro that's what we say about y'all while we pack up the U-Haul and move in after a week 😅
Pay👏🏻your👏🏻mom! Best therapy ever 😂
When is this from? No tattoo!
🧐 Sherlock Holmes up in here! The bit about Francesca seemed familiar, you may be on to something.
probably about a year old then, since he referenced the upcoming colder season
This was an outtake from his 3rd Advice Special
Joe W. Notes: Great Catch!!!
Sorry but everything must be put aside for the wellbeing of the cat, the cat is all that matters 🐱👑😻
Dewey is living his best life; don’t worry! That’s my boyfriend and I, our relationship has lasted, we now live together, and he’s more obsessed with my cat than I am 😂
The story of Francesca NEVER gets old 🧶😅
This Cat has more lives than this Relationship LOL 😅
Matteo LOVES that "we make our own water" joke lol It's a funny joke, but makes zero sense in that bit.
Being cordial with your ex is a sign of emotional maturity. Being neurotic and not being able to cope with your partner talking to their ex is a sign of emotional immaturity.
I agree but if the premise is just for a cat. It just seems suspicious to be talking so often.
Always in frikkin stitches!!
One day I'll make a show, but you might need Freud's own couch on stage for my stories of exes LOL
Please understand the answer is never “kill the cat”
"We make our own water" 💦💦💦 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 *cry-laughing at the bus stop*
Matteo What would you do if Dewey accidentally died around you and you have no alibi 😂😂😂
The vast majority of therapists are not trauma-informed yet. Be discerning. CBT is a superficial band-aid that doesn't get to the root cause.
Fucking stellar crowd work. Does depression help with that too?
Hey, even Nick Smith had a girlfriend.
I need to hear the rest of the story from the last podcast. Nick was telling more about his ex-girlfriend and got sidetracked by Matteo. I need the details! LOL
I'm a straight guy who had a lot of fun in Ptown with straight partner. Great place, cool people.
Dewey? Is he one of Donald's nephews? 😂
uhmm where is our new MANY episodes of Matteo reviewing more reality shows?.... i've been anxiously waiting!
The pet killing had me shook Mateo.
lol. I agree with you. Dump the therapist. She’s supposed to be concerned about her not him. Is his mom her therapist???
Matteo is amazing 😅
3:55 the bean
fire the therapist! now!
Cats are great, it's not the cat's fault that it's being used as a ploy for someone to not move on.
Joann’s Fabrics 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@3:57 I live in Madison, WI and I felt this in my soul. However, even though it is a very unpopular opinion I absolutely LOVE winter, especially when it's snowing..
Matteo mentioned Georgia the country 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
Matteo channeling his inner Glenn Close!
Don't kill the cat you psychos lol
Australian here - that New Zealand accent was WILD. She sounded 99.99% British for her entire question on the mic and then violently swerved back to NZ with the "Oh, yeah!"
I hope I can see you live one day. ❤ you so much!
I'm hoping to move to Chicago within the next couple months but I've been warned about the cold. I'm from Louisiana so it'll be a change to say the least. Lol.
All true+all real.Buckle up,Dorothy! 🙏💗
It is awful. I also grew up there…..
Still here. Invest in a good coat and boots
Still here. Invest in a good coat and boots
Joe W. Says: I'm a Florida Native and I was Perfectly Fine There! I found the fresh air invigorating!
It reminded me of visiting my friend at a convenience store once. I stood outside talking with her while she swept the sidewalk and when we went back inside I said, "Damn! It's HOT Today!" And She said, "Come With Me!" And Led me to the Cold Room 🥶 behind the reach-in Coolers where drinks are stored... 5 minutes later, I was GREAT!
(So in Chicago I imagined I was inside the Cold Room of a Giant Convenience Store!)
Walked to the (local) [Rock] Beach in my neighborhood one January Day... there was snow on the Pebbles underfoot and ice in the waters of Lake Michigan... as a Floridian I found it Enchanting! Retreated to a Cafe nearby to choose between Coffee or Hot Cocoa with a nice Pastry!
I rarely have greatly enjoyed a Fire in Florida - but in Chicago I LOVED Them!
Enjoy the Winter!
Not petsmart and adopt a fish 💀
it's so funny that matteo hates cats because he is 100% a cat person
This therapist should be fired indeed. It reminds me that Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist!
The NZ girl sounds like shes lived in the uk for ages too. 😂
Even a straight guy can tell that therapist is terrible
Basically told this poor girl to do a full 180 and walk straight back into her bullshit with a hand over her eyes
i have 10 cats and i agree, co-parenting a cat is weird. cats won't remember you in a month, MOVE ON
Dress up your living room!😂