Cindergrove Revisited | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 46

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  • @Hugo-pg9hq
    @Hugo-pg9hq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Gern meeting Gilmore would be something too beautiful for words.

    • @benvella1728
      @benvella1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Total chaos

    • @melissawardjohns220
      @melissawardjohns220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This should happen....sadly this campaign is done but he could use them in other campaigns set in the same space. Reuse NPCs and guest PCs it's wasteful to not and it's fun when you see favorite ones again.

    • @rinconusmc
      @rinconusmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Melissa Ward Gilmore’s glorious candles.

    • @melissawardjohns220
      @melissawardjohns220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@rinconusmc in my campaigns I dm this is now canon. I might name the shops the same but let's face it I will not ever be as talented as Matt Mercer for his NPCs. I'll just have them be branches of his store chain lol.

    • @NinjaLeafSakura1
      @NinjaLeafSakura1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melissawardjohns220 I would love to join your campaign just to see that! XD

  • @dononof
    @dononof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5326

    Irish dragonborn necromancer candle-maker. I did not know I needed this in my life.

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Blair Boggs oh my god the candles are just magical pipebombs

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Necromancy For Love, Necromancy For Life

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah death cleric still op

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i quite like him. my grave domain cleric would murder his ass without a second thought, but i quite like him

    • @dylsie91
      @dylsie91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Actually a pretty good Irish accent for once too!

  • @trapical
    @trapical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    I absolutely adore how Gern's character sheet lists his class as "Necromancer / Candle Specialist"

  • @mjr8888
    @mjr8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    Every time Matt says "...we play Dungeons and Dragons" I keep on steeling myself to hear, "WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGOOOOOONS!!!" from Travis, and when it doesn't happen I feel disappointment.

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      my brain for some reason thought travis always did this
      to find no he didn't and only started doing it a bit through campaign 2

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is a dated comment BUT WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGOOOOOOONS!!!!! returns TONIGHT BABY, and I cannot wait.

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mastadon6384 ITS THURSDAY FINALY

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SPACEHARICE YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!

    • @rafaelfreire3490
      @rafaelfreire3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES!!! I thought I was the only one!!

  • @sleepy1697
    @sleepy1697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    Kill random zombie... somehow STILL an old lady. Damn you Vox Machina.

    • @calvinjohnson2881
      @calvinjohnson2881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is the best comment

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      What do you expect? Old ladies are their preferred enemy.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Wouldn't be surprised if Chris and Matt planned that out ahead of time. "If they kill one, make sure it's the old lady."

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Epic pattern

    • @serbian88
      @serbian88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vex's real favored enemy

  • @darkbunny9994
    @darkbunny9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    Matthew thinking he was gonna have a cool genie fight, but his boss monster gets hamster-balled and Gern starts an undead dance party. An over-all better experience.

    • @coolpapabell22
      @coolpapabell22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I kinda feel like this is why more dudes started coming out of the rift after he realized how boned the Efreet was... :D

    • @RFraser22
      @RFraser22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And his mobs got splashed to death

    • @min_conthi
      @min_conthi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Out of context this comment is a fever dream

    • @gauz593
      @gauz593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If anyone wants to double check my math that tidal wave of water would be around 22 000+ gallons of water.

    • @EDDY062390
      @EDDY062390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gauz593 22,441.57 gallon

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Vests for undead with "service necromancy, please do not kill"

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      genius!

    • @newtonianlaw3249
      @newtonianlaw3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Not really, I actually tried that... The guards, civilians, etc. took offence, killed them and arrested me.... This lead to a very hilarious courtroom exchange, but not the best of times for me... as I would have gotten the death sentence, if my party did not break me out before it happened

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@newtonianlaw3249 lol. Poor bastard. Have you tried offering them candles?

    • @newtonianlaw3249
      @newtonianlaw3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Nooooo... Perhaps that would have helped

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@newtonianlaw3249 oof. is necromancy prohibited in the setting you were playing?

  • @DJ42288
    @DJ42288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    You can hear travis right at the start say "yeah we do" after Matt's intro.
    Seeing the first baby steps of "WEPLAYDUNGEONANDDRAGONSSSSSSSS"

    • @Dan280974
      @Dan280974 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that will be fun to see for the first time

  • @klinneah
    @klinneah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    "Scanlan, you're up next."
    "I'm spending an Action Surge to shoot it three more times."
    "Scanlan, you're theoretically up next."

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      It's a useful version of what Tiberius would do.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what

    • @calebevans3690
      @calebevans3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Blasted2Oblivion oof, that's a burn

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@calebevans3690 burn implies tiberius wouldve used something that wasnt telekinesis

    • @calebevans3690
      @calebevans3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@honeysuckel1351 true

  • @sodapopmermaid7897
    @sodapopmermaid7897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    1:05:17
    Liam: knocks over Laura's dice, grins
    Laura: *HORRIFIED GASP* YOU-- /EVIL/--
    Liam: still grinning, but also leaning away in fear

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Don't take this seriously, lad. They're all friends.

    • @proph6022
      @proph6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@Keovar imagine seeing that situation and thinking she is seriously upset there. try interacting with others more

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Keovar Are you unaware that all of these people are best friends? There's a reason they spend hours every week playing this game.

    • @georgeweasley54
      @georgeweasley54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The absolute sibling energy

    • @AS-zt8yx
      @AS-zt8yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The best bit is her husband says "gimme a break" when she says that but as he finishes he looks over to see Liam mess her dice up and begins to crack a smile

  • @ryandineen3655
    @ryandineen3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    “I’d rather you have fun than not”
    Not the DM we deserve, but definitely the one we need right now

  • @alzoruledura7416
    @alzoruledura7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    "Volcanos are nature's candle, what a stupid question!" OMG that killed me

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    "Roll a D20 for musical taste"
    "4"
    "It catches your ear with delight."

    • @hannahwalls6851
      @hannahwalls6851 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The lower the numbers are for the oldies and higher numbers would be for newer tunes. Roll for musical era I guess 😅

  • @corporealghoul
    @corporealghoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    I've already watched all of C2... now catching up in C1.
    It is insane to think.... if I have this correctly, that Travis and Sam were new D&D players prior to this campaign. I know they are both voice actors but their ability to improvise is what I find amazing.
    Scanlan tripping and blaming it on Grog. Grog believing him and apologizing. So good.

    • @teaganlee4219
      @teaganlee4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Omg I think I missed that, do you have a time stamp for it!?

    • @dseray9494
      @dseray9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well
      They had been playing for a few years prior also
      And college humour's dimension 20 has a load of people on it at times who haven't ever played before, it's really impressive how great they can be, albeit with editing on their side
      Still, it's really cool that Sam and Travis manage it so well

    • @corporealghoul
      @corporealghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sammich7141 you must be a blast at parties.

    • @corporealghoul
      @corporealghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sammich7141 i know what they all do for a living. I can still be impressed with how well they do though. Your comment didnt add anything positive. If anything it was telling me i shouldnt take joy from my surprise at the moment. Comes of kind of toxic. Hence my response.

    • @dungeonmaster3198
      @dungeonmaster3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, they are actors, they probably have years worth of professional improv training. What's astounding to me is the chemistry, the timing, you can't learn that stuff.

  • @twohorsesinamancostume7606
    @twohorsesinamancostume7606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    3:15:35 "You'll always be welcome in Whitestone"
    Yeah.... a necromancer will always be welcome... in the city that was dominated and half slaughtered by the undead. That totally won't get him burned at the stake.

    • @MarcAmAlb
      @MarcAmAlb ปีที่แล้ว

      Live and let die. 😉

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Oh hey, they're lighting the way up for him, that's a very *warm* welcome!

  • @ZachSing
    @ZachSing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Matt asking how Liam rolled a 34 on his attack and his answer being “I don’t know anymore” is perfect

    • @DonCarnage42
      @DonCarnage42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      An attack bonus of 15 for a level 12 rogue seems fair enough

    • @true_plays_games
      @true_plays_games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes Liam confirmed has never cheated his dice or sneak attacks or anything ever every single game 😲

    • @a.garcha199
      @a.garcha199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      His inability to understand anything about his simple class or what modifier to add when has been mind boggling so far

    • @lezzleee
      @lezzleee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      ​@@a.garcha199 He was dealing with his mom recently dying, and newly diagnosed Hyperacusis IIRC.

    • @a.garcha199
      @a.garcha199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lezzleee I'm on episode 71 currently and not much has changed, in fact his reasoning seems to have gotten worse.

  • @SwingingonSunshine
    @SwingingonSunshine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    Petition for Gern, Zahra, Lyra, and Kashaw to have their own campaign! (And Aldor just to make things interesting)

    • @Matthew_Calmert
      @Matthew_Calmert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      And Thorbir!!

    • @archliter
      @archliter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I'm sorry but we all know that Thorbir will just FAIL TERRIBLY.

    • @Matthew_Calmert
      @Matthew_Calmert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tatera But that will make it funny!

    • @swampwasp3
      @swampwasp3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      also Vox Morinica needs to be there

    • @iMyoto
      @iMyoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Lillith?

  • @executivelypunk
    @executivelypunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    matt: gives long, detailed explanation of how an item works, what it's made of, and how it could be useful in the given circumstances
    chris: "i have this blink candle. it's formed from various animals that blink."
    i love critical role.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I'm glad Gern was around for this one. The gang needed some laughter after all that happened in the past few episodes.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Can I modify his memory to make him forget not to kill himself?"

    • @VarietyFox420
      @VarietyFox420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We all said something cringy when we first started playing

  • @HowManyTimes234
    @HowManyTimes234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    as soon as Gern pulls out that broom you can literally see Vex making the decision that she’s going to steal that broom

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Chris: *makes a charming Irish character*
    Taliesin: *light bulb goes off*

    • @nosiree7104
      @nosiree7104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Funny thing is, I never realised molly was supposed to have an Irish accent till Matt did it later 😂

    • @spacecowboyeddie6803
      @spacecowboyeddie6803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@nosiree7104 I don’t blame you. Tal’s Irish accent is absolutely terrible 😆

    • @gm6892
      @gm6892 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nosiree7104 this is true, and also confirmed by his friends teasing him on it later on in the campaign.

    • @pancorleone
      @pancorleone ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nosiree7104I stopped after 13 episodes of C2 to watch C1. Mollymauk is supposed to have an Irish accent!?

    • @OOKIE_DOOKIE
      @OOKIE_DOOKIE ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pancorleoneaparently

  • @Joseph-um6wz
    @Joseph-um6wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    3:17:20 - Gern Blanston drops his whole backstory in 30 seconds, drops the mike, and walks out. Totally hilarious.

    • @ViryLittlebottom
      @ViryLittlebottom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      you meant immediately start looting the CR studio

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ViryLittlebottom guess its pay back for the broom

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@crodthesorrysap4165 This is why I love dnd! That broom doesn’t even exist XD

  • @piabernardino
    @piabernardino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    24:49 Liam's face when Chris explains what he does lolololol
    Also, "A volcano is nature's candle!"
    Critical Role guests are the best guests :)

    • @piabernardino
      @piabernardino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2:08:45 better than the original, Hardwick

  • @theouterlimits7788
    @theouterlimits7788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    What I love the most is how matt paints a picture of every action and condition makes it come alive even more. Makes you even more invested in the action.

  • @fantasyfarce
    @fantasyfarce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Vex - My greed almost killed me a few days back, but I've learned my lesson.
    Also Vex - Man I want that broom, Imma steal it!

    • @fantasyfarce
      @fantasyfarce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Dean Forrester AND from a guest too!!!

    • @jonholdsworth7560
      @jonholdsworth7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah kinda was poor taste imo

    • @fantasyfarce
      @fantasyfarce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@jonholdsworth7560 I think it fit in Vex's character and I have a sneaky suspicion that he and Matt knew when he brought the broom that he wasn't going to leave with it.

    • @jonholdsworth7560
      @jonholdsworth7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@fantasyfarce that is true.. he didn't seem angry about it at all. Guess it was the fact she stole it from a guest, and who was helping them that really grinded my gears heh

    • @fantasyfarce
      @fantasyfarce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jonholdsworth7560 I can see that. I don't know if he plays Gern anywhere else but I'm betting he didn't really lose anything. It's all good!

  • @johnyliltoe
    @johnyliltoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3890

    The episode where Critical Role becomes a Monty Python movie.

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Much needed relief after all the crying & scrying X)

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I'm in the minuscule minority, but I didn't like this one, and Chris was pretty much the reason for it. Anyway, most people (and the players) seemed to enjoy it, so that's what's important.

    • @NickTBrick
      @NickTBrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@grondhero You're not the hero we deserve, but the one we need. Your rationality legitimately made me day, thanks!

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@grondhero No worries about him coming back anyways so enjoy this one episode knowing that, due to the abuse allegations confirmed from multiple sources.

    • @equusheart3344
      @equusheart3344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And every moment was pure gold XD

  • @Varnathin
    @Varnathin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    WAIT
    HIS CHARACTER MAKES CANDLES
    HIS LAST NAME IS "HARDWICK"
    I GET IT

  • @Shiznaft1
    @Shiznaft1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    1:16 Sam has been replaced
    3:13 Get your shit together, Right Table
    5:30 Grog's shirt design
    7:40 It's going to be a long show with Chris and Sam sitting next to each other
    8:15 - Recap begins
    14:06 Grog is so supportive
    18:00 Scanlan's not great with the stealth
    22:31 Enter Hardwick
    24:49 - Nature's Candle
    30:00 no offence
    33:21 Grog is concerned
    37:40 - A Very Lucky Roll
    44:52 Candle delivery
    57:06 The beginning of the beautiful relationship between Scanlan and Gern
    59:36 Fatty Arbuckle is the real hero of this story
    1:03:04 The saga of Fatty
    1:05:15 - Real Life Siblings
    1:15:00 Scanlan/Gern might be my OTP
    1:17:16 Grog is just making sure they're all dead
    1:18:47 - Break Begins
    1:34:13 - Break Ends
    1:53:34 Kick his ass, Stimpy
    1:57:47 Scanlan is a BAMF
    2:00:16 The tragedy of Scanlan and Gern
    2:02:05 - Tidal Wave
    2:08:00 Scanlan ruins all of Matt's fun
    2:14:23 Gern has fascinating turns
    2:19:02 The best use for inspiration
    2:23:12 Gern finally sees Scanlan
    2:24:52 - Scanlan's Healing Word To Gern
    2:30:45 - Laura's True Purpose
    2:31:05 - Hamster Ifrit
    2:32:38 The beginnings of Grog the Magician
    2:34:22 - Salty Laura (2:34:10 - "...or I do have a flying broom")
    2:39:16 Grog tries to make friends with the Efreeti
    2:40:01 Scanlan is the MVP of this battle
    2:52:25 How do you want to do this?
    2:53:38 Grog casts beheading
    2:54:11 Broomgate
    2:58:13 Grog attempts to aid in the ritual
    2:58:46 Gern and Coral aid in the ritual
    3:09:09 Thanks, Gern
    3:12:57 #FeelTheGern
    3:14:11 Don't you forget about me
    3:15:41 The special relationship between Vex and Gern
    3:17:15 Gern's backstory
    3:18:53 - The More They Stay The Same
    3:19:32 Scanlan doesn't actually know anything about Keyleth
    3:22:04 Sam judges Laura

  • @zsoro9300
    @zsoro9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Travis' little dance when he celebrates paying attention to Keyleth's elemental transformations, recognizing she is doing a Fire Elemental for the first time 😄

  • @SeanstonVA
    @SeanstonVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I live and fucking breathe for Taliesin's facial expressions throughout the first 20 minutes after Chris introduces his character. He keeps looking for things to say and backs out at the last second every single time, stunned by what he's witnessing.
    It's goddamn glorious.

  • @ash-tv3bu
    @ash-tv3bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "as the kaitiaki of the fire nation-" fire lord keyleth confirmed

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    "What's the range on the spell?"
    "...Infinity?"
    - Every DM and Player, ever.

    • @gebdemedici
      @gebdemedici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fire a Thunderbolt and have it hit a random person in another continent because the range is infinite.

    • @tabletopoverlord5843
      @tabletopoverlord5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gebdemedici Forgotten Realms is flat - don't let NASA fool you!

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tabletopoverlord5843 It fits the cosmology of that plane of existence.

  • @UnhallowedEssence
    @UnhallowedEssence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    "That's Coral, Stimpy and Fatty Arbuckle"
    "Which one did we kill?"
    "That one was Carol, so sad"
    Why haven't they brought him back yet? He is so good at this

    • @BossDragon3000
      @BossDragon3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because he is canonically dead in the story.

    • @UnhallowedEssence
      @UnhallowedEssence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BossDragon3000 I must've missed that detail, although I'm mainly talking about the guy playing Gern Blanston

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      There were allegations of sexual and emotional abuse against him by his ex-girlfriend. After an investigation (in which said ex refused to participate) by AMC during which he was removed from their show, he was eventually reinstated since nothing indicated that these claims were true. His previous partners and his current wife vouched for him, saying they were never mistreated in any way by him, and while some claim that they could associate emotional abuse with his character, they were anonymous claims that didn't really lead anywhere. Some accused him of blacklisting his ex and those that cross him, but I doubt it's anything serious. Another thing that later came up was the fact that his ex was cheating on him, leading to him breaking up with her, giving her a motive. As for Critical Role, the character was pronounced officially dead due to the whole ordeal and they didn't associate themselves with him anymore which I find pretty sad. I personally believe he's innocent, he's a funny, energetic guy who knows how to build a good character. But hey, what can you do, it's all in the past now and there's nothing we can do about him.

    • @UnhallowedEssence
      @UnhallowedEssence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thisrandomdude2880 I actually didn't know that, so thanks, although it sucks that he won't appear as a guest anymore

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@UnhallowedEssence It's the world of entertainment, looks pretty on the outside, but it's filled with a lot of disappointment.

  • @ThePhantomBeaver
    @ThePhantomBeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    everyone in the party: "not to be dramatic, but i would die for Fatty Arbuncle"
    Gern: "i would kill -for- Fatty Arbucle"

  • @danielmetcalfe5589
    @danielmetcalfe5589 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Gern is absolute chaotic goodness. Chris walking around and picking up random objects to simulate Gern’s treasure hunting was complete gold. Such a fun episode.

  • @jlamb117
    @jlamb117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I’m glad that after watching Liam the last two episodes looking super drained and unbearable sad having a much better day this episode and looks like he finally had a good nights sleep! Love you Liam!

    • @snor69
      @snor69 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think its more character development than him all together. He did get molested by the raven queen so after that he has to act as if he's conflicted

    • @lindagray2760
      @lindagray2760 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was also upset about Vex dying

    • @grumdiddlydoo3559
      @grumdiddlydoo3559 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bares repeating that Liam was going through a rough period of time for a big chunk of the earlier episodes. His mother was battling cancer, and my understanding is she finally passed just before episode C1 45. While he is a master of role play, I imagine he channeled much of that through his actual grief.

  • @jamesmaceaveli6679
    @jamesmaceaveli6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Me as soon as Gern mentions a flying broom: "So that's how Vex becomes a witch." 🤣🤣

    • @Moola868
      @Moola868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I just ordered the Vox Machina pins now that I'm watching through C1, and I was looking at Vex's thinking "Why does she look like a witch? She's a ranger and now rogue, where does the witch come in?" The moment Chris mentioned a flying broom and Laura's face lit up it was just "oh, now I see."

  • @WannaComment2
    @WannaComment2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Since he's not using it Scanlan should give that Ioun Stone to Percy. With his Magic Initiate feat he has only one 1st lvl spell slot per long rest, so it could quadruple his hex output. He'd just have to remember to store his hexes every day whenever he doesn't use them. Also I think that Stone can store and cast spells from anybody, not just the wearers, so it could actually be ridiculously versitile and useful.
    Edit because I found this discription:
    "Any creature can cast a spell of 1st through 3rd level into the stone by touching it as the spell is cast. The spell has no effect, other than to be stored in the stone. [...] While this stone orbits your head, you can cast any spell stored in it. The spell uses the slot level, spell save DC, spell attack bonus, and spellcasting ability of the original caster, but is otherwise treated as if you cast the spell."
    Holy shit this thing is awesome. It's a shame they don't use it like... at all.

    • @TheUCuber
      @TheUCuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you explain why it's so awesome? It's up to 1 3rd lvl spell, which you have store beforehand using a spell slot.

    • @tyraberryhill3062
      @tyraberryhill3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      From the description here, it sounds like it could be used by a non-spellcaster. The spells could be stored on days when the slots were not used before a long rest.

    • @SuperGoose42
      @SuperGoose42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So you could have Grog run into a room full of enemies and cast fireball (using Scanlan's insane DC of 20) before finishing each of them off by himself

    • @bashelhunter4021
      @bashelhunter4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DAMN dude. You found a sleeping giant in their possession and it just goes unused. This is arguably as good as or better than Craven's Edge. At least equal in standing considering he could have ANY spell in that his party has available.

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spell storing items are almost always underutilized which is good because the moment people realize it gets really annoying quickly by how op it it.
      3rd levels to non spell casters. There's even some decent 2nd and 1ST level spells that are nice.
      Free spell slots even low level isn't bad either. Imagine a 3rd level cure wounds or healing word on a non healer that's free hp pots stored during downtime. 3 lvl 1 healing spells is basically 3 revives

  • @bigbasskurt420
    @bigbasskurt420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Years of story development, characters so in-depth you truly care about each of them, everything about their lives flipped upside down, love, choices..... HI IM GERN I MAKE CANDELS XD

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Honestly the show needed that break.

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@elbruces Totally agree, too much lore drama in the last episodes. I actually was relieved to have the Grog/Scanlan exchange over at the outhouse.

    • @fyktyvf
      @fyktyvf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mrcopycat2355 so was Grog tbh

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fyktyvf Ooh I see what you did there

    • @AaronQ64
      @AaronQ64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elbruces I actually disagree I found the comedy character really immersion breaking for myself. Guess that's the beauty of D&D is to each their own :)

  • @koalaarecute
    @koalaarecute 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I would like to state my undying love for all of those that post timestamps. You are the greatest people alive

    • @mattblissett1966
      @mattblissett1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're angels in human form.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Second only to the glorious souls who typed up a billion hours' worth of captions, including the speakers' names.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watching through campaign 1 while current on campaign 2 makes me really miss flando

    • @antuanlemon484
      @antuanlemon484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fisharepeopletoo9653 it’s beautiful that we know his name

    • @KeemTheDreamer
      @KeemTheDreamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @tysoncurtis9256
    @tysoncurtis9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "I would rather you have fun than not." Wisest words ever spoken by any Game Master.

    • @andrewgelos9778
      @andrewgelos9778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Totally the right call on his part, which is (I’m guessing) why he overlooked later when Laura fudged the wording of the ability and just let her do it instead.

  • @StormSage13
    @StormSage13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    Imagine if all these guest stars come back for the battle with the Chromatics. Having several tables setup for a massive battle to free Emon- Vox Machina leading the charge. Honestly, them gathering allies kinda reminds me of DA:O. All their forces coming together to kill a giant, dragon asshole.

    • @jjlightsky15
      @jjlightsky15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Stormblade13 That is my dream for this show!

    • @StormSage13
      @StormSage13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I would be epic, though understandable if they don't do that since managing upwards to 13 plus characters would be difficult, plus a large cast of NPC's.

    • @simonnguyen5968
      @simonnguyen5968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I really want that too! Being a DM I understand it would be terribly chaotic having that many people but I thought there could be a doubling up system of some sort.
      Split everyone up in groups of three and have them add their initiative rolls together. The group acts on the same turn with a time limit to help things move along.
      If anyone can make it work Matt Mercer is the DM to do it.

    • @StormSage13
      @StormSage13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That sounds like it could work. I'm not a DM or a D&D player (though this series makes me want to give it a shot), so I don't know what playing a game is actually like, but I agree. Mercer has proven himself to be a DM of the highest caliber.

    • @Intoxicatedmeta
      @Intoxicatedmeta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This would be a good dual DM opportunity, Chris Perkins for Group A and Matthew Mercer for Group B. Totally doable, I think this would be amazing. Matthew Mercer, make it happen!

  • @colmkehoe4
    @colmkehoe4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    47:55 "Squeeze the candle Fatty Arbuckle!" I've never laughed at an episode of Critical Role so hard xD

    • @jarodtate3451
      @jarodtate3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best part is Taliesin completely short-circuiting when that was said

    • @Draezeth
      @Draezeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      #feelthegern

  • @toml4643
    @toml4643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    I can understand why he broke the immersion from time to time and why it would annoy viewers, but for the most part I thought that Chris Hardwick was a great addition to the episode, and I definitely wouldn't object if Gern and his undead reappeared sometime in the future.

    • @arcadia8722
      @arcadia8722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      He definitely came from the Wil Wheaton school of yelling and overacting, but damn it makes me laugh! Just like Wil you just have to love it and go along for the ride!

    • @cyruschoy6862
      @cyruschoy6862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      there's always some immersion breaking characters in games too, i always pretend they're just batshit crazy in respect to the role playing and suddenly it makes sense.

    • @whydearLordwhy
      @whydearLordwhy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Tom H Still a tad annoying though :)

    • @chadmcmillan1907
      @chadmcmillan1907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Chris Hardwick was a class act in this episode. I vote for him to be a permanent member of Vox Machina. They need a lift after all this heavy emotional crap they've been pouring out in the previous episodes. (Yes I am still trying to catch up to live!)

    • @jammygitz
      @jammygitz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Chad McMillan #FeeltheGern (I'm trying to catch up too!)

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Vox Machina: kills zombies
    Chris: WHAT'RE YE FOCKIN' DOON?? THOSE'RE EXPENSIVE!
    I love this show.

  • @claytonjudd779
    @claytonjudd779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "My name is gern blanston."
    "No it isn't."

  • @nickhutchinson8789
    @nickhutchinson8789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    i’ve forgotten what taleisin’s natural hair color was

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      So has the universe... Only the oldest of Eldritch horrors claim to know the truth, they say it was either blond, brown or black. Okay maybe the horrors don't know

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@505DGuy That's because Taliesin is the eldest Eldritch horror to exist, and his hair exists in a constant state of change.

    • @RATLordGeno
      @RATLordGeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That’s hilarious. When I saw his hair in the beginning of this episode, I thought the exact same thing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      brown

    • @jgfirstclass
      @jgfirstclass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Purple

  • @lancecarlisle1749
    @lancecarlisle1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "He's a responsible adult."
    Finally, a lie about Sam/Scanlan that's too big to be believed.

  • @isaiahwelch8066
    @isaiahwelch8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The more I watch CR, the more I'm impressed with the artistic talents of the Critter community. Everybody who has submitted art never ceases to impress me, and the talents you all have is something to behold.
    And what I love the most is that it isnt just cool combat poses or general looks you all put out, but several times now, you guys have captured moments that are moments of sorrow, of sadness, even death. It is these depictions that tear and pull at the hearts of everyone, new and old, that has experienced these moments of tragedy, of life and death. It is these moments that make for beautiful story-telling, and for the community to give these moments a perspective shown through visual artistry, it makes the story that much more compelling, and makes the events that transpire with these PCs have that much more depth.
    It is one reason, of many, why I keep watching these episodes of CR, and why, notwithstanding my own personal issues, I have laughed and cried, felt joy and sorrow. And if stories tell us anything, they remind us, again and again, of what life can be, and how full it is -- if we simply and merely pay attention to what is around us. It shows us that no matter where we find ourselves, there is always a reminder of what it means to actually live, and to show us that everything in life we could ever work for or hope for, we can achieve and accomplish.
    As I've heard it said: Fortuna faveat fortibus, semper fidelis.
    Thank you, Critters, for displaying your works of artistic talent. You guys are amazing.

  • @creativehoney4753
    @creativehoney4753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I think Wil Wheaton must have come in and "blessed" all of Matt's dice for him to have rolled low that many times.

    • @moriamo6591
      @moriamo6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He probably licked every one for the effect to be so long lasting

    • @zensationalist
      @zensationalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He did. Liam and Co. got him to “visit” the studio and “say hi” while secretly putting his hands all over and trying to transfer the curse to Matt’s dice. It was caught on video, but I’m not sure about the exact time that they did it.

    • @harshman6530
      @harshman6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zensationalist If I recall correctly, that was right before the final boss fight of the campaign.

    • @antuanlemon484
      @antuanlemon484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@harshman6530 I thought he was making a joke. But this us real?! 😂

    • @harshman6530
      @harshman6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@antuanlemon484 Indeed!

  • @NestanSvensk
    @NestanSvensk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Chris was fantastic! He brought some great comedy to what have would otherwise been a pretty straight forward episode with mostly combat.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AlmostSwedish well the reason it was a basic combat episode is because there was a guest

    • @lyntoncollins2758
      @lyntoncollins2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leto_0 Except the 2 episodes previous that had 2 guests and were all based in a city doing RPinf.

    • @greenplantlizard
      @greenplantlizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lyntoncollins2758 To be fair, those were repeat guests who'd already been in an adventure that was essentially 2 parallel basic "find monster, fight monster" scenarios

  • @d2beej
    @d2beej 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    The legend of Fatty Arbuncle.

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I NEED to create a situation where I shout "For Fatty Arbuncle!" as my battle cry.

    • @jiggityjack8113
      @jiggityjack8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was the best of men

    • @RATLordGeno
      @RATLordGeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arbucklej

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Arbuckle

    • @NinjaDeathSlap
      @NinjaDeathSlap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh that Fatty did charge with the band at his back,
      And cared not for his joints that did creak and did crack.
      Not lava nor ash nor no infernal foe,
      Could keep Fatty from shamblin' along to his goal.
      The Candle! The Candle! Alight! Came the cry,
      And alight Fatty did though he surely would die.
      No mercy! No quarter! No fear would he show,
      And the demons of fire proved no match for his snow.
      He took blows from their blades that did splinter his bones,
      But our Fatty pressed on, unbowed and alone.
      And when the mist cleared, all the foes were froze stiff,
      But not Fatty the Brave! Oh, and it's pronounced JIF.
      The Candle! The Candle! Alight! Came the cry,
      And alight Fatty did though he surely would die.
      No Mercy! No Quarter! No fear would he show,
      And the demons of fire proved no match for his snow.
      Though battle would end with Fatty nought but a rack,
      Our vict'ry was won on that brave rattler's back.
      So come raise a mug! Lend your voice to this song!
      And let no man say that you did Fatty wrong!
      The Candle! The Candle! Alight! Came the cry,
      And alight Fatty did though he surely would die.
      No Mercy! No Quarter! No fear would he show,
      And the demons of fire proved no match for his snow. (x2)

  • @noaholorin5122
    @noaholorin5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I was rather disappointed when Scanlan didn't end up inspiring Gern with Candle in the Wind.

    • @malcolmrowe9003
      @malcolmrowe9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When the undead sidekicks were dancing, I thought he should have done "Gern baby Gern! Disco inferno!" for his healing spell.

    • @roguetalowen
      @roguetalowen ปีที่แล้ว

      These comments are highly underrated 😅🤣🤣

    • @vincentlevarrick6557
      @vincentlevarrick6557 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malcolmrowe9003 yes! This is the song that kept popping into my mind too.

  • @jacobdavis5722
    @jacobdavis5722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Fire Keyleth to the Fire Elemental: Go to your room!!

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is that a Dr. Who reference? If so, nice. That Doctor was one of my favorites, and I wish Eccleston had been able to stay for another season.
      If not, I'm terribly sorry for the presumption, and please feel free to educate me on the reference you intended to make.

    • @brandonyoung7156
      @brandonyoung7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whew, I'm glad that worked. Those would've been terrible last words. :D

    • @ltandrew1951
      @ltandrew1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you my mommy? 😂

    • @flame6454
      @flame6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NopeJustPatrick I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.

  • @FoxMoss0823
    @FoxMoss0823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I love how chaotic this episode is, having serious episodes only feel affective if you have a few light hearted ones in between

  • @cadeezell
    @cadeezell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Liam: You don’t want to mess with his [Grogs] beard
    Chris: She has a name
    Laura: laughter followed by confusion why she’s laughing at that
    Travis: Darling, shush *with a flail of the wrist
    I like easy going comedic Vox Machina

  • @disasterdrvid
    @disasterdrvid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Matt: You all go into ninja-like stances and stealth
    Liam, Laura, and Taliesin: *all immediately mime Naruto running*

    • @lordcypher5889
      @lordcypher5889 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, Liam is literally Gaara.

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lordcypher5889He's literally not

    • @liio415
      @liio415 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-Aaron-no he literally is lol

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liio415 No, you need to look up what "literally" means.

    • @shigehitochiba
      @shigehitochiba ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-Aaron- No, no, it's revealed in one of their Halloween episodes, Liam is in fact Gaara.

  • @justanotherloreaddict
    @justanotherloreaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I love how much fun Taliesin and Marisha have together, and how close friends they are.

    • @Isogyre_
      @Isogyre_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      marisha matt and taliesin are extremely close friends!!

    • @justanotherloreaddict
      @justanotherloreaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Isogyre_ Thank you for confirming that for me.

    • @Isogyre_
      @Isogyre_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@justanotherloreaddict no worries!! I believe they mention it in either Matt's or taliesins between the sheets! I'd reccomend watching them if you wanna get to know the person behind the character :)

    • @wrenwynter9336
      @wrenwynter9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like that it carries over to Percy and Keylith as well, for the most part

  • @yancyeet9376
    @yancyeet9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Can I cast modify memory to make him forget to NOT kill himself?"
    Fucking brilliant

    • @andrewascher5888
      @andrewascher5888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I use modify memory on you to make you forget I used up those spell slots?

  • @AJ-jc4wy
    @AJ-jc4wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    plot twist: there’s nothing wrong with the camera, the left half of the room just occasionally phases out of existence

    • @roadoabbie
      @roadoabbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Talesin Jaffe is just that powerful

    • @aaronkerr5710
      @aaronkerr5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Real life blink spell

    • @williammountfield8508
      @williammountfield8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I blame teferi

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are two Rogues they just went into stealth

  • @Pojambles
    @Pojambles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I'm pretty sure I've seen Vex heal more with spells in 46 episodes than i've see Jester heal in all of Campaign 2.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Beau: "You're the cleric, and don't have any healing spells?"
      Jes: 'What do you mean I'm _The Cleric_ ? I didn't plan on being around people who might DIE!'
      "Nevermind, here's a Healer's Kit."
      'Thanks! How do I use this?'

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Reepicheep-1 not to be pedantic but beau didn't say healing spells but a healers kit.

    • @OneHippiesMusings
      @OneHippiesMusings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit, right?

    • @austinmeyer_238
      @austinmeyer_238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fun fact, Jester was originally going to be a warlock but warlock was taken before she could do it.

    • @RollInish
      @RollInish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@austinmeyer_238 Fun fact. Jester was a Cleric in a one shot before she was "going to be a warlock" lol

  • @Roddan96
    @Roddan96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I love how the host of Talking Dead is a necromancer.

    • @rac0t151
      @rac0t151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And two of his "pet zombies" names are Coral (Carl) and Carol :)

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THATS WHERE HE’S FROM! I knew that face.

    • @petertapola8097
      @petertapola8097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@parkerdalrymple4398 For me he's the host of MTV's Singled Out (in the 90s) :) I didn't even have MTV back then, though.

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@petertapola8097 Wasn't he on G4 once upon a time, too?

    • @michaelnewman6936
      @michaelnewman6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He makes & controls walking dead... it's perfect. ... and in my head canon Carol is still Carol- even dead she's a badass

  • @Velmarox
    @Velmarox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I like the idea of Keyleth and Coran having a serious talk about how proud he is of his daughter with Stimpy just dancing away in the background.

  • @AnimaVisionary
    @AnimaVisionary 8 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Travis: We need to sacrifice a small animal. Maybe a squirrel.
    Taliesin: I've got a kit
    Travis: I'm not surprised

    • @ashalenarua8452
      @ashalenarua8452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      AnimaVisionary to be honest I thought he said kid, which makes that even better 😂

    • @thomaslunn8241
      @thomaslunn8241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly the same

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, Thomas, did you mean "exactly the same" for "kit" or "kid?" Inquiring mind(s) want(s) to know.

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know I am really late but it’s funny in an interview I saw Taliesin said that at one point in his life he was “the guy you know” he had in his truck something for any and all occasions. No matter what you need everyone “knows a guy for that” and at one point he was that guy. Kinda made me wish even harder that I knew him man lol I could use that guy you know about now.

  • @martinovallejo
    @martinovallejo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Laura's being mad at "everyone having flying stuff" is priceless

    • @trealosgaming3345
      @trealosgaming3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then straight up steals one.

    • @mrskkrueger
      @mrskkrueger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@trealosgaming3345 yeah, it's shit like that that makes me not like her at all...the longer I watch this, every episode, my distrust and disgust gets higher. It's like Tiberious all over again. This is my first time watching through, hubby and I watch an episode a night. He feels the same way. She's kinda gross.

    • @trealosgaming3345
      @trealosgaming3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mrskkrueger i am episode 71. I think i am at 2 weeks of watching. Helps my job lets me listen to what i want. But she gets her shit called out as time goes on.

    • @mrskkrueger
      @mrskkrueger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@trealosgaming3345 Thank you, that's a relief, well, somewhat. She does seem more horrible as this goes along. I do love everyone, except her. It's the backhanded BS that sticks in my craw. When she died, the hubby and I looked at each other and both said 'yep, serves her right, greedy'. I do hope she can be a better person, when Sam is pointing out she is a shit person, you know its bad.

    • @DerpGnome
      @DerpGnome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@mrskkrueger I do hope you can differentiate between character and person, some the others have mentioned that Laura is not like that (a haggler maybe, but not greedy).

  • @drury2361
    @drury2361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    19:21 - The Walking Dead
    22:07 - A Simple Mistake
    24:25 - Gern Blanston
    31:55 - Gern's Infectious Accent
    45:00 - Fatty's Special Delivery
    57:10 - Scanlan Inspires Gern
    1:14:50 - Scanlan Brings the THUNDER!
    1:34:10 - Break Ends
    1:52:50 - Stop, Drop, and... Zombie?
    1:59:10 - Scanlan's Magic Ball
    2:00:31 - Scanlan Heals Gern
    2:12:50 - Good Guy Mercer
    2:15:08 - Gern's Mind Tricks
    2:18:53 - Dance Party!
    2:24:10 - Scanlan's Bolt
    2:24:45 - Scanlan Heals Gern Again
    2:32:10 - Grog's Kill Steal
    2:52:22 - Scanlan & Grog Combo!
    2:54:15 - BroomGate
    3:01:48 - CORL, NO!

    • @Jojirius
      @Jojirius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Phalinx
      Hey, do those links work for you? For me they all lead me to the last point I was at in the video.

    • @drury2361
      @drury2361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ant Wu I have to close out the video and reopen it for them to work. Timestamps have been FUBAR all week :\

    • @ehcmier
      @ehcmier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ant Wu Timestamp links haven't been working for me for over a week. They send me to the beginning of the vid.

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:20:00 - scanlan is ashari racist

    • @einar_476
      @einar_476 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:34:06 break ends

  • @RevanXIII
    @RevanXIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    holy crap the bottom of scanlans mug has reached maximum capacity! he's probably added a few pounds to the mug with just the stickers!

    • @OrionX700
      @OrionX700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      There is no maximum capacity to Sam's mug. It's never "too many stickers," it's "not enough mug."

    • @jake1053
      @jake1053 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Its a mug of holding!

    • @TCDodger
      @TCDodger 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooooooooooooooooo oooooonoo ok

    • @pop-tartdepression393
      @pop-tartdepression393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I can't wait till the stickers add height to the mug

  • @TheClassySeal
    @TheClassySeal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "were killing a very large dragon hopefully very soon"
    Zoom to present
    "were hoping to kill a very large dragon in the near future"

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean back when they were trying to fix the blade?

  • @drizzt102
    @drizzt102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Percy is on fire......matt is really really nice. Hes carrying gunpowder. being on fire should be really really bad

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The pouch where he keeps the ammo is fire resistant... Duhhh

    • @leandromendoza5835
      @leandromendoza5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And all the candles should have lighten up! So that would be fucking terrible!

    • @JollyGreenWizard
      @JollyGreenWizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      For the sake of simplicity, almost every fire effect in D&D specifies that it doesn't ignite flammable items/clothes if worn or carried. There's just too much fire in the game to keep track of all that without it getting R rated.

    • @drizzt102
      @drizzt102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JollyGreenWizard Solely for gunpowder, speaking as someone who has always enjoyed flintlock fantasy type settings, I generally do not use this rule for environmental fire/evolutionary fire. Evolutionary is like a creature that naturally breathes fire (this includes red dragons of course) or fire elementals. If a wizard is casting fireball, yeah I'm willing to fiat/handwave a level of "I'm not trying to cause an explosion beyond the one I am in direct control of here." Though if the PCs want to open that door and start trying to use gunpowder that way with their own fire spells, I'll let them, but warn them that the gloves are off at that point. You've decided you want the world to work that way, you have to live with the consequences.

    • @ionfalcom1
      @ionfalcom1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a DM of 20+ years myself, matt is a very Gentle DM, these guys would of TPK'ed 5 times over if i was their DM, just from running their mouths at NPC's lol.

  • @davidfitzpatrick8061
    @davidfitzpatrick8061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I feel so bad for Matt. First the Beholder, then a Fire Genie, and he didn't get to enjoy either of them to the full extent that a DM should.

  • @jonathanbalagot3932
    @jonathanbalagot3932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    To think, this was the episode where Vox Machina was told about how dragonborn, without tails, were enslaved by dragonborn, with tails: 3:17:19.
    Considering the source, however, and how it was said, it's not surprising they didn't take note of it. Especially since there was no mention of Draconia. And he said "dragons" instead of "dragonborn."

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Might have something to do with the desdain Toborf(? Dragonborn guardboss for Emon) talked to Tiberius

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "We could have a burial."
    "You could hang a coat on him."
    Gotta keep reminding myself this came before C2. XP

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ohno you just made me remember Dx

    • @jesterhyzukus3828
      @jesterhyzukus3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rip the Legend

    • @seanm5236
      @seanm5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saw all that when it aired. Still too soon

    • @evlredsun
      @evlredsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      daaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk

    • @AwkwardSilence22
      @AwkwardSilence22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow.....WOW.

  • @ridiculousboots9368
    @ridiculousboots9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Just realized that one of Gern’s “pets” is named “Coral” ... just like how Rick Grimes says his son’s name in The Walking Dead

  • @voinyhelvetti
    @voinyhelvetti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Damn, I'm at the 26 minute mark and that Irish accent deteriorated quite quickly into just a campy lisp and it was hilarious.

    • @mrmadness2699
      @mrmadness2699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would sign up to see a campaign with a gay campy blue Irish Dragonborn necromancer.

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrmadness2699 is sign up for a regular campy blue Irish Dragonborn necromancer

    • @mrmadness2699
      @mrmadness2699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@forsaken696 Perhaps the necromancer is ‘gay for pay’ 😜

    • @prestonsmith7313
      @prestonsmith7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@forsaken696 but gay people are regular people

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@prestonsmith7313 mmmmmmmmmmm I’d disagree

  • @razamatar
    @razamatar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    umm science check.
    isn't Percy being on fire a VERY bad thing?

    • @wildboar222
      @wildboar222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wheres the kaboom?

    • @whyareyouhittingme
      @whyareyouhittingme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Learn from my mistakes!

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah, since he is multi classing every freaking class out there, he can do everything including not explode while carrying explosives, ammunition, while being on fire... probably charmed the flames or some shite

    • @tylerdreary523
      @tylerdreary523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Darksnake12345 mrniceguy Percy isn't multiclassed, he's a complete fighter

    • @samuelraymond5852
      @samuelraymond5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's definitively multiclassed at least in warlock.

  • @RPGtourguide
    @RPGtourguide 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Scanlan should have aided in the closing of the tear to the Fire Plane, using his Cutting Words to sing that "No one's knock, knock, knocking on the Fire Plane's Door!"

    • @WintersMinion
      @WintersMinion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah It would of been better if Scanlan had cast the spell rather than Vax using the cloak that way Vax would still have the cloak as that cloak has the Dimension Door spell enchanted in it which is very useful since for the most part the only person Scanlan can take with him in Dimension Door is Pike while Vax can take anyone except for maybe Grog and Trinket

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Block, block, blockin' up Fire Plane do-oor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah. Block, block, blockin' up Fire Plane door."

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WintersMinion True, but I think he was worried he would dimension door into the portal which would have been very bad.

  • @mastadon6384
    @mastadon6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Did anyone else feel messed up with Liam, Laura, and Travis on the bottom part of the screen for a bit? Or am I just hat neurotic?

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel you.

    • @tiatrips
      @tiatrips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, it threw everyone off I think. Especially if they've played at least three sessions of any type of TTRPG where an unspoken rule is to sit in the same places every session.

  • @taitaylor86
    @taitaylor86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Any time I hear Matt say " you can certainly try" I think something bad is going to happen

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Half of the time when I hear "you can certainly try", I'm convinced it's code for "absoLUTELY FUCKING NOT but it'll be fun for me to watch, so by all means go ahead"

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a DM, here's a secret: When we utter these sacred words, it is only in circumstances of great hilarity to our species, to watch the character flounder in a half-baked attempt.
      In non-fantasy talk, we only say that if we know they're going to fail, and it's hilarious. Eg the time my dragonborn monk tried to tame a chimera, HTTYD style. The only reason he still has both hands is the artificer using one of his invocations on Replicate Magic Item: Prosthetic Limb.

  • @klaudia123
    @klaudia123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love to see how comfortable and confident Keyleth is when she's around her people

  • @davidcurry5240
    @davidcurry5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    2:16:29 did a dragonborn in Exandria just run out of spells? That must be rare.

    • @IronOgre
      @IronOgre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ooh, is that double roasted sorceror I smell??

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Grog multiclassing to muscle-wizard is the best thing ever.

  • @jonahnicholas7373
    @jonahnicholas7373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Vox Machina faces their most powerful foe yet... THE ULTIMATE DOOR

    • @cassidyleitner1798
      @cassidyleitner1798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Imagine how badly that would have gone if they'd had to /open/ it, rather than /close/ it.

    • @TheThreeHeadedDragon
      @TheThreeHeadedDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Impossible, that went far too well for it to be a door!

    • @collabgamescat8309
      @collabgamescat8309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheThreeHeadedDragon Nah nah, it's cause they were destroying it. See they're great at destroying but suck at opening, so it cancels out.

  • @elminsters
    @elminsters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    0:08:15 - Part 1 begins
    0:22:46 - Chris Hardwick's character makes his enterence
    0:57:27 - Scanlan sings a song of inspiration to Gern
    1:18:47 - Part 1 ends
    1:27:55 - Fan art [what is the name of the music being played here?]
    1:34:13 - Part 2 begins
    2:00:42 - Scanlan sings healing words to Gern
    2:24:52 - Scanlan sings another healing words song to Gern
    3:21:12 - Part 2 ends

    • @renegonshep
      @renegonshep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The song is Pillars of Eternity Twin Elms

    • @elminsters
      @elminsters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Angel Ford THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I've been trying to figure out what that music was for ages, you've totally made my evening mate, cheers!!!

    • @Vegas242
      @Vegas242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:30:00
      "YOU DON'T WANT TO F*CK WITH HIS BEARD!"
      "She has a name."
      "Sorry Laura"

    • @nathanielranney9163
      @nathanielranney9163 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:23:03

  • @Pixl0311
    @Pixl0311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    2:03:50 - I tried to calculate this and if my calculations are correct (which they very well may not be since it's been a long time since I had geometry) that would be 22,441 gallons of water. The volume of a 10'x10'x30' rectangular prism is 3,000 cubic feet, and there are 7.4805 gallons per cubic foot. So that's the total amount of water in the spell, near as I can tell. Now only 5'x5'x10' of water could pass through any given square, so that's 250 cubic feet in a given square. So suffice to say how much water touches the elemental depends on I guess the volume or surface area of the creature itself - depending how water interacts with a fire elemental since I'm not sure if they're technically solid or what, but assuming all the water in a 5'x5' square was counted as damage, 1870 gallons of water would pass through each square.

    • @dservez
      @dservez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dat math, tho

    • @jdreyn02
      @jdreyn02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Your calculations are correct 22,441 is the total amount of water. Matt only counted 60 gallons going through each target which gave 60 additional points of cold damage. Your also right about the total water passing through is 1870 gallons but it was still enough just at +60 to one shot lol.

    • @knightsolaire3781
      @knightsolaire3781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If only you'd tweeted in instead of the genius who said it came out to 225 gallons eh?

    • @OZYMANDI4S
      @OZYMANDI4S 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I know some of those words

    • @Ezra09_
      @Ezra09_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Late to the party here, but that's the total amount of water in the area. The elementals take up a much smaller area and so have much less water pass through them.

  • @queenofbabble24
    @queenofbabble24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Laura's reaction to the sloth coming to the studio is such a mood.

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    The real question: If Grog rolled a natural 20 on arcana, would he have cast raise undead?

    • @stevenritter8719
      @stevenritter8719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I was hoping for that to happen.

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Grog has quite the excellent memory and it could be reasoned that some magic actually did rub off on him from when he was the phylactery of a lich.

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Matt didn't ask him to roll without a reason, from a meta perspective.. It makes sense that something absolutely crazy would happen.
      Love Grog's dabbling in the arcane arts btw :)

    • @WedgeSkyrocket
      @WedgeSkyrocket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Shining Reflection I think it would have been funny if he did roll a nat 20 and Matt was just like, "You have a sudden burst of arcane insight, peering past the veil of mortality. You can do this, you were born for this - Grog the Enchanter. You concentrate with all your might and will the body of your enemy to rise and do your bidding, and... nothing happens, because you didn't prepare any spells today. And also because you're not a caster."

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wedge Skyrocket amazing ^^

  • @WolfHeathen
    @WolfHeathen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Re-posted timestamps:
    1:16 Sam has been replaced
    3:13 Get your shit together, Right Table
    5:30 Grog's shirt design
    7:40 It's going to be a long show with Chris and Sam sitting next to each other
    8:15 - Recap begins
    14:06 Grog is so supportive
    18:00 Scanlan's not great with the stealth
    22:31 Enter Hardwick
    24:49 - Nature's Candle
    30:00 no offence
    33:21 Grog is concerned
    37:40 - A Very Lucky Roll
    44:52 Candle delivery
    57:06 The beginning of the beautiful relationship between Scanlan and Gern
    59:36 Fatty Arbuckle is the real hero of this story
    1:03:04 The saga of Fatty
    1:05:15 - Real Life Siblings
    1:15:00 Scanlan/Gern might be my OTP
    1:17:16 Grog is just making sure they're all dead
    1:18:47 - Break Begins
    1:34:13 - Break Ends
    1:53:34 Kick his ass, Stimpy
    1:57:47 Scanlan is a BAMF
    2:00:16 The tragedy of Scanlan and Gern
    2:02:05 - Tidal Wave
    2:08:00 Scanlan ruins all of Matt's fun
    2:14:23 Gern has fascinating turns
    2:19:02 The best use for inspiration
    2:23:12 Gern finally sees Scanlan
    2:24:52 - Scanlan's Healing Word To Gern
    2:30:45 - Laura's True Purpose
    2:31:05 - Hamster Ifrit
    2:32:38 The beginnings of Grog the Magician
    2:34:22 - Salty Laura (2:34:10 - "...or I do have a flying broom")
    2:39:16 Grog tries to make friends with the Efreeti
    2:40:01 Scanlan is the MVP of this battle
    2:52:25 How do you want to do this?
    2:53:38 Grog casts beheading
    2:54:11 Broomgate
    2:58:13 Grog attempts to aid in the ritual
    2:58:46 Gern and Coral aid in the ritual
    3:09:09 Thanks, Gern
    3:12:57 #FeelTheGern
    3:14:11 Don't you forget about me
    3:15:41 The special relationship between Vex and Gern
    3:17:15 Gern's backstory
    3:18:53 - The More They Stay The Same
    3:19:32 Scanlan doesn't actually know anything about Keyleth
    3:22:04 Sam judges Laura

    • @GreenGrasshoppa
      @GreenGrasshoppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This "comment" should be further up.

    • @JA-jk9uf
      @JA-jk9uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, this took forever to find!

  • @Blazekickz
    @Blazekickz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    lol laura's reaction when the flying broom made its appearance.

  • @jakisz
    @jakisz ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:34:25 it was at this moment, everyone knew Laura didn't learn her lesson about being greedy that lead her to her death a couple of sessions ago.
    3:17:20 Hell of a backstory.
    I also kinda love the fact everyone tried to guilt Laura into giving the broom back. While I understand at the time why they couldn't bring him back, it sucks this was his only appearance.

  • @bigboydrew706
    @bigboydrew706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Holy shit that ending is even better knowing that Vax is a rogue "Criminal" and Keyleth is daughter to the headmaster "Princess" the Breakfast Club made it even funnier. Damn that was great!

    • @patricklyons794
      @patricklyons794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grog would be the Jock. Percy would be the Brain. And Vax for the basket case? Or Scanlon?

    • @megabear37
      @megabear37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bigboydrew706 the whistling was honestly one of the best parts of the episode for me- bridge on the River Kwai

  • @Cleaveland1000
    @Cleaveland1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    if there was only a numerical system that allowed you to multiply dimmensions in order to calculate the volume of a cube... :thinking:

  • @datmanydocris
    @datmanydocris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I don't know how that critter got that the tidal wave would only contain 125 gallons of water. The wave is 30 feet long, 10 feet tall and 10 feet wide according to the spell description. That would be 3,000 cubic feet of water. There are about 7.5 gallons per cubic foot so that would be 22,500 gallons of water. Even if we're only talking the water in one space (as in the specific amount of water hitting each elemental) that's still 5 feet long, 10 feet tall and 10 feet wide which would be 500 cubic feet, coming in at 3,750 gallons.
    So TL:DR, that tidal wave should instantly one-shot ANYTHING weak to water.

    • @Menelvagore
      @Menelvagore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sure come at us with math. Next you'll be figuring out thac0 on the fly.

    • @alessandrofioletti6099
      @alessandrofioletti6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, doing real math it turns out to be 66,3 USGallons and 255 litres

    • @datmanydocris
      @datmanydocris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alessandrofioletti6099 I don't know what kind of funky math you're doing where 66 gallons of water spread over a 5 ft. x 5 ft. space would somehow be 10 ft. tall.
      The math is incredibly simple. 5 ft x 5ft x 10 ft. is 250 sq ft. There is 7.48 gallons/sq ft. How exactly does that add up to 66?

    • @tatianar9429
      @tatianar9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datmanydocris A tiny fix, but 5ft x 5ft x 10 ft is cubic ft, not sq ft. For the same reason, there can't be 7 gallons per sq foot, liquid's not measured that way.

    • @dylanwarner3041
      @dylanwarner3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just google 3000 cubic ft to gallons... it's 22,441.xxx gallons - an insane amount

  • @lenajn13
    @lenajn13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I thought the cast was usually chaotic. I was unprepared for what chaos could be

  • @heathriley4891
    @heathriley4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I would like to cast 'Beheading'."

    • @MidgetPally521
      @MidgetPally521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyyy fellow rewatcher?

    • @heathriley4891
      @heathriley4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MidgetPally521 -- Yep. Caught-up on Campaign two, and wanted to revisit Campaign one. I'm split. I like some things about the Mighty Nein's campaign more than the first, but I like the characters -- mostly -- better in Vox Machina.
      I love Grog's wizarding prowess. :) For example. But I like Jester much more than Vex. Vax over Caleb. Split on Scanlon vs Nott. I miss Percy, not a fan of Molly *or* Caduceus. Split on Pike vs Yasha. Fjord's Barbarian-ness, or the lack thereof, is entertaining. I feel a little resentful of Blindspot because of the interference with developing Yasha more. Pike had time to develop before they hit Twitch/TH-cam . . . Yasha, not as much. She doesn't feel 'lived-in' as a character yet.
      Heh heh. Long, needless answer for a simple 'Hey'. :D One of those days.

  • @baktrax
    @baktrax 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    1:16 Sam has been replaced
    3:13 Get your shit together, Right Table
    5:30 Grog's shirt design
    7:40 It's going to be a long show with Chris and Sam sitting next to each other
    14:06 Grog is so supportive
    18:00 Scanlan's not great with the stealth
    22:31 Enter Hardwick
    33:21 Grog is concerned
    44:52 Candle delivery
    57:06 The beginning of the beautiful relationship between Scanlan and Gern
    59:36 Fatty Arbuckle is the real hero of this story
    1:03:04 The saga of Fatty
    1:15:00 Scanlan/Gern might be my OTP
    1:17:16 Grog is just making sure they're all dead
    1:53:34 Kick his ass, Stimpy
    1:57:47 Scanlan is a BAMF
    2:00:16 The tragedy of Scanlan and Gern
    2:08:00 Scanlan ruins all of Matt's fun
    2:14:23 Gern has fascinating turns
    2:19:02 The best use for inspiration
    2:23:12 Gern finally sees Scanlan
    2:32:38 The beginnings of Grog the Magician
    2:39:16 Grog tries to make friends with the Efreeti
    2:40:01 Scanlan is the MVP of this battle
    2:52:25 How do you want to do this?
    2:53:38 Grog casts beheading
    2:54:11 Broomgate
    2:58:13 Grog attempts to aid in the ritual
    2:58:46 Gern and Coral aid in the ritual
    3:09:09 Thanks, Gern
    3:12:57 #FeelTheGern
    3:14:11 Don't you forget about me
    3:15:41 The special relationship between Vex and Gern
    3:17:15 Gern's backstory
    3:19:32 Scanlan doesn't actually know anything about Keyleth
    3:22:04 Sam judges Laura

    • @CRBASF2
      @CRBASF2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +baktrax She's a squirter 2:04:41

    • @jthilts6697
      @jthilts6697 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      baktrax

    • @TheFully
      @TheFully 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      comment for rewatching

    • @grandsif
      @grandsif 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      baktrax o

    • @jefferyharbuck1972
      @jefferyharbuck1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:30 recap ends

  • @stuart5350
    @stuart5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    be a long show with Chris and Sam sitting next to each other
    8:15 - Recap begins
    14:06 Grog is so supportive
    18:00 Scanlan's not great with the stealth
    22:31 Enter Hardwick
    24:20 - No you're NOT
    24:49 - Nature's Candle
    30:00 no offence
    33:21 Grog is concerned
    37:40 - A Very Lucky Roll
    44:52 Candle delivery
    57:06 The beginning of the beautiful relationship between Scanlan and Gern
    59:36 Fatty Arbuckle is the real hero of this story
    1:03:04 The saga of Fatty
    1:05:15 - Real Life Siblings
    1:15:00 Scanlan/Gern might be my OTP
    1:17:16 Grog is just making sure they're all dead
    1:18:47 - Break Begins
    1:34:13 - Break Ends
    1:53:34 Kick his ass, Stimpy
    1:57:47 Scanlan is a BAMF
    2:00:16 The tragedy of Scanlan and Gern
    2:02:05 - Tidal Wave
    2:08:00 Scanlan ruins all of Matt's fun
    2:14:23 Gern has fascinating turns
    2:19:02 The best use for inspiration
    2:23:12 Gern finally sees Scanlan
    2:24:52 - Scanlan's Healing Word To Gern
    2:30:45 - Laura's True Purpose
    2:31:05 - Hamster Ifrit
    2:32:38 The beginnings of Grog the Magician
    2:34:22 - Salty Laura (2:34:10 - "...or I do have a flying broom")
    2:39:16 Grog tries to make friends with the Efreeti
    2:40:01 Scanlan is the MVP of this battle
    2:52:25 How do you want to do this?
    2:53:38 Grog casts beheading
    2:54:11 Broomgate
    2:58:13 Grog attempts to aid in the ritual
    2:58:46 Gern and Coral aid in the ritual
    3:09:09 Thanks, Gern
    3:12:57 #FeelTheGern
    3:14:11 Don't you forget about me
    3:15:41 The special relationship between Vex and Gern
    3:17:15 Gern's backstory
    3:18:53 - The More They Stay The Same
    3:19:32 Scanlan doesn't actually know anything about Keyleth
    3:22:04 Sam judges Laura

    • @UnistonenArt
      @UnistonenArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are doing a great work sir ✨

    • @04xbrunner
      @04xbrunner 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bump

  • @jeremyc4811
    @jeremyc4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "My father toiled every day for a lifetime in the service of his family and king. He worked harder than anyone, was devoted to the gods, and raised me right. I wept when the plague took him from us, we left his body rotting in the field to protect us from the corruption. And then a foul necromancer stole his body and raised him as a zombie, corrupting the remains of such a noble man. And then the necrocraft used my father as a beast of burden and eventually as a suicide attacker. I've heard he laughed as my father's body was destroyed. I've set out to reclaim what remains of him, wreak vengeance on the necromancer, and give my father the burial he deserved." - The story of Fatty Arbuckle, told from the other side.

  • @skyalok
    @skyalok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I've only seen about 10 minutes of Gern, but I've already come to the conclusion that Chris Hardwick is wonderful

    • @lisarenee3505
      @lisarenee3505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wow... how does it feel to be so completely wrong?

    • @derrickh.5902
      @derrickh.5902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Please explain why he's wrong. I don't know much about these people's actual careers so I honestly don't know.

    • @kwkirkby
      @kwkirkby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Derrick H. Well.(and not to answer for the other guy) Not that I dislike Chris Hardwick, there was moments that he really unnerved me and ruined the experience (there was also fantastic parts) I really hated how he played music over the stream(and continually when they tried to move on) he seemed to take away from others for his jokes. As well the last minutes he made it about him and forced Matt to wrap it up because they couldn't continue the story. That being said it doesn't make him a bad person, just a different type of player I'm not keen too.

    • @lisarenee3505
      @lisarenee3505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, mainly because Chris Hardwick is an entirely self-absorbed douche - a fact that he himself admits to, BTW - who always has to turn all the attention in the room to himself. He thinks he's funny, but he's more like the "class clown" kid who is just super weird and awkward in the most nerve-grating and entirely uncharming way possible.

    • @LyokoGirl720
      @LyokoGirl720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I mean thats really a personal opinion I happen to love Chris Hardwick and his stand-up is pretty great. Secondly I'm just going to choose to believe that in this universes canon all dragonborns just sort of have this type of attitude so far all the ones we have really seen tend to have some unusual behaviors and attitudes.

  • @ThommeGun
    @ThommeGun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I like how scanlan was the only one to hear Gern's comment about keyleth at 2:04:40-ish.

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did he say? I couldn't quite make it out

    • @ThommeGun
      @ThommeGun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "she's a squirter."

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg lmao

    • @ThommeGun
      @ThommeGun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, I picked up on it because of the kind of jokes my dad shared with me, as well as the fact that I can filter sounds to a degree... again because of my dad.

    • @PhilCowin
      @PhilCowin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, that was good. Pretty sure he said it so only Sam would hear too :P