Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
0:01 rub 0:09 brush 0:20 squishy ball 0:38 pen and paper 1:40 water 2:06 rub 2 3:01 pokemon cards 3:58 brush 4:19 water 2 4:40 side hand slap & rub 3 5:20 rolling stick 6:12 squishy ball 2 6:38 water 3 6:55 rub 4 & side slap 2 7:38 broken brush2 but fixed 8:24 screw driver 8:33 new and cards 2 9:33 water 3 9:56 rub 5 & side hand slap 3 10:31 screw driver 2 10:43 camera angle change 11:22 brush 3 11:52 rolling stick 2 12:26 squishy ball 3 13:07 rubber band 13:40 grass & leaves 13:59 water 4 on stuff 14:19 rub 6 & side hand 4 15:25 brush 4 Like for more
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
when you're searching for new ideas, do you just go outside and think to yourself: "this thing looks like a good asmr trigger while giving a massage" ?
At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user
Even at the start it was cleaner.
@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀
Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true.
They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.
Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢
@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously
I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased
Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.
I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock TH-cam Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)
Im a Rocklogist!
Affirmative.
the rock did what now?
3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.
I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life
Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢
@@_aoe I don't want to live.
@@dcavaz then be a rock
@@_aoe I'm considering it.
@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓
As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss
Solid pun!
@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!
Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun
These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.
Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!
Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy
#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter
His wife must be very jealous of this rock.
I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂
This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.
Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now
more like 3000 years at the very least
It probably billions of years old at most.
@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one
@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago
The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.
every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.
Lmao, that was actually pretty clever
Don’t forget the ruler
don’t forget the trees!
Don’t forget the books
Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"
The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon.
You should put googly eyes on the rock.
Yes! We need the googly eyes!
This is actually insanely relaxing!
Agree with it
The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!
W dwayne for not getting mad
How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude
I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress
Bro really loves that rock 💀
I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something
@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣
@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.
I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.
Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...
Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅
I would join him
More often than You think
I’d be like yanno what. Valid
tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇
i was just thinking this, the mental image of walking out onto your porch and seeing your neighbor aggressively massaging a rock with a rolling pin🤣
Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.
Fellow rock worshipper
@@blueclay22222 indeed
I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock
this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.
0:01 rub
0:09 brush
0:20 squishy ball
0:38 pen and paper
1:40 water
2:06 rub 2
3:01 pokemon cards
3:58 brush
4:19 water 2
4:40 side hand slap & rub 3
5:20 rolling stick
6:12 squishy ball 2
6:38 water 3
6:55 rub 4 & side slap 2
7:38 broken brush2 but fixed
8:24 screw driver
8:33 new and cards 2
9:33 water 3
9:56 rub 5 & side hand slap 3
10:31 screw driver 2
10:43 camera angle change
11:22 brush 3
11:52 rolling stick 2
12:26 squishy ball 3
13:07 rubber band
13:40 grass & leaves
13:59 water 4 on stuff
14:19 rub 6 & side hand 4
15:25 brush 4
Like for more
This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community
Try ephemeral rift
@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.
Real
ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there
I've never thought this will be so relaxing.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for the massage dude 🤙
Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣
0:19 I liked the sound of this very creative trigger, I loved it!
This rock needs its own instagram and social network
I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.
As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep
But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos
10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep
2:30 AM:
Felt
First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.
the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.
“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”
Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.
Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!
Girl Asmr: "Personal attention Asmr"
Boy Asmr: "See this cool rock? We're gonna give it a massage.
The only guy in the world to give Mother Nature massages
Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?
I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus!
Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!
Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂
thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤
Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....
4:38 you forgot a spot on the rock this part was very stressful
I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves
...honey, the guy with the rock is back
*neighbours peering through the window*
7:38 bro had a "it broke" -ahh moment
😂😂
I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin
0:38 STOP YOURE KILLING HIM 😭😭😭
i almost broke a rib
Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥
as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared.
(he even peed himself)
Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career
@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?
10/10 rockrapist.
Would rockrape again.
@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.
7:37 😂😂
Lmao😂
His wife is jealous of how much more attention he gives to the rock than to her 😂
💩
that rock lives better than me
This rock's life is better than mine
Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗
I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time
Bro that rock went from 🪨 to 🗿
Rock went from 🪨 to 🗿
0:37 NO YOU KILLED THE ROCK
His neighbors watching from next door: 🧍♀🧍♂
Their probably so confused 😭
everything about this video is just perfect
I will never understand why I find a stone massage so relaxing
this rock gives some of the best asmr fr
Yeah lol
Amazing how it stands still
just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time
Dude took a random rock up off the ground and started treating it like a person 💀💀
Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds
Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃
One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.
I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock
I just fell asleep to a dude caressing a rock.
Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.
Go get a job
@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo
@@pbeatriz8Ironic.
@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬
The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw
3:00
0:01
0:40
8:34
my favorite parts
As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing
when you're searching for new ideas, do you just go outside and think to yourself: "this thing looks like a good asmr trigger while giving a massage" ?
Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..
why is this actually satisfying
Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.
7:39 was so funny 🤣
That rock has gotten the best experience of its life
The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen
after 5 minutes I fell asleep
Thank you sir!
Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!
Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...
Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...
This fella be treating a rock better then I would be treating my kids istg
7:39 second 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
@@SyedRahman786 🪥😆
The rock waited a million years for this.
I wonder how many rocks in the world have gotten a massage😂😂
*Honey! Our neighbor is doing that ritual again with the cards and the rock!*
it’s crazy how you got to collab with dwayne johnson
moisturized. in his lane. flourishing
bro even got rock's worse enemy paper to make a cameo ...this video is legendary
That is the happiest rock in the world.
0:39 NO YOURE KILLING HIM 😭
never would’ve thought i’d be jealous of a ROCK…
Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢
A man massaging a rock for 30 minutes? That's when you know he loves his job 👍 Loved this video
This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂
I am going crazy rn, how can this be so so so tinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy