ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ย. 2023
- ASMR | Giving Everything A Massage
In this video I give a rock an ASMR massage. I give a tree an ASMR massage. I give a book an ASMR massage. I give a lime and squishy bread an ASMR massage.
I basically give everything but people a massage. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
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PIn this comment pls
timestamps:
0:00 Rock
1:06 lime
2:04 Tree
3:06 sticky ball slime?
4:02 front of car
5:12 Pokemon energy cards
6:10 Rock 2
7:19 wooden hair brush
8:21 Tree 2
9:27 Slime
10:31 back of car
11:40 one of his book
12:40 bush
13:50 wooden ruler
14:54 Rock 3
16:23 Joy-cons
17:19 BIG Tree
18:29 Maraca, forgot about these
19:26 Car door
20:35 another one of his books
21:43 Father Rock
23:01 RGB cubes
24:07 Grandpa Tree
25:18 Floopy banana, nothing sus here
26:18 older brother Tree
27:29 a pile of wooden beads?
I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hopr you enjoy it.
Thank you ! ☺️
@@gabbym35 your welcome
That's a happy tree family
Nice, im pinned😎
You’re comment got me interested so I looked it up and he’s actually written a lot of books, would’ve also never imagined this man’s name was Bret
when life gives you lemons, give them a massage
when lifes gives you lemons, you gotta look again and realize, "Thats a lime".
“When life give you lemons, you gotta see that, that was the Most passive aggressive reply ever”
Today's comment is funny😂
@@notsteam9327nah slime
Give life a massage
I never thought I would ever watch someone giving a massage to a rock, and yet here I am
Mother Nature is proud of this man
😂 I love your comment
Me too
you make it look like you’re actually giving those objects the massage of their lives
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
Must feel great
Nobody's gonna believe him
@@janno8116”look, I swear, he literally just started to twist and pull my surface and it felt great!”
“stop lying timmy, no ape is THAT advanced”
That rock looked so relaxed 🥹
Ikr, fell asleep from relaxation and almost fell off the balcony lol
I thought the rock felt hard
You are the Master of Frenetic ASMR, hands down, the best.
Mike! I wish, but thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.
@@whispersoft Don't sell yourself short, little brother, you are the man.
@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
OMAIGAD ITS TIRAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
I can confirm: you massaged every single thing in existence
he broke into my house
@@notsteam9327can confirm he massaged your existence
bro same he's touching my microwave rn-@@notsteam9327
He completed a sidequest
@@asmrdude8487 yes
i like this guy..no intro no bs talk just straight to the point
This was satisfying to both the eyes and ears!! Loved the squishy blobs and
Mr Rock who's a regular now🗿
i LOVE the book massages. thanks for throwing one in
me too! honestly one of my favs
Love the description 😂
2:47 bro be like "I'm gonna turn your head this way, don't let me"
... and the tree didn't let him.
🌲 : "Sorry dude I can't move"
The most original ASMR I have seen in my time consuming it. And very very very relaxing!🎉
Bro, i actually noticed something new on that rock... the rock seems to be more... smoother...
Relaxed rock 👍, lmao
What is rocks are soft but they just tense up when ever you touch them
@@Blue_689thanks, that’s a horrifying concept
Starting a new survival world in Minecraft be like 2:08
Lmao 😂
I am so happy for the trees! They totally deserve those massages.
Wait stop bc this is actually tingly asf😭
Soon enough, he's gonna be so skilled at massaging that he can massage atoms.
I loved the car bits! Especially with the door handle, mega tingles. Would love a full video of just those ❤
Imagine looking out of the window and your neighbour is massaging his car.
Idk why, but I like the rocks a lot. Second place to the skinny trees, soft & flexible enough to be pulled and pushed.
The rock is really pampered more than I am in real life 🪨☝🏻
These triggers are lovely! Put me right to sleep. I would love to see a part 2 in the future
I love the energy you bring to your videos. Keep going and never stop surprising us with your talent.❤️
This is probably my new fav ASMR video
Incrivelmente relaxante 😮
Outstanding. Thank you for being so creative.
The man of EVERYTHING massager ✨ but mostly nature💚
This is very grounding; the only thing that is soothing me right now. Thank you!
One of the best asmr Videos i‘ve ever seen!
Loved the video! I especially loved the colored cubes I thought those were really neet!❤
Always insanely creative,awesome content :D
Wow i love the sound of the bush! 🌳
this is my new favorite asmr video
An asmrtist and an author? One, the best there is.
omg this is exactly what I need, thank you^^
that lawn looks beautiful!
i love how in most massage videos he makes that tree is always apart of the video
i love this man so much🍓
The rock massages were definitely the highlights of this video! So relaxing
Whispersoft going absolutely crazy on the tree massage🗣️🔥
Your videos are pure ❤❤❤
i actually loved this video and it gave me hella tingles! my faves were the rock, the tree, and the car 💀 loved it haha
Your videos are the best! Never stop creating this content 😍
Omg 26:58 is amazing and how the wind picks up too !! So many tingles
This video made me laugh and relax at the same time... Amazing 😂👍🏼
Really loved the car one! ❤
Камень аж охренел от такой доброты
ohhhhhhhh im so glad i found your channel!!!
these are your best videos
Ngl this is the most intresting asmr channel ive seen
the stone is getting a massage for the first time in hundreds of years, I think he would say if he could😅
the best asmr, I like it
Love your videos !🤗
Alternate tittle: everything, everywhere, massage
I m in love with this video 🥰thx !❤️🔥
Most happy rock on this planet
Why is this visually appealing lol
BEST ASMR ON THE PLANET
Awesome rock massage😊
He is Max level at massaging skills.
Change my Mind.
I loooooove this video so much!! Can we pleeeeeaase get a part 2?
Imagine je gave a tree a massage and is suddenly oh that's the spot right there 😂😂😂😂
That tree needed it and was thankful!
Este ASMR FUE PLACENTERO ..MOVIMIENTO DE MANOS Y TODO EPICO ..SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA 🇦🇷
4:18 "Honey I'll be working on the car for a bit."
Rock after massage
...... it's about drive ... it's about power 😅
don't know why but its so good ngl
Petition for him to do asmr on animals❤❤
On one hand - yes... 😍
But on the other - a little less... energetic, but, hell yes! 😅
Nah I'll stick to rocks and trees. He's too rough for living things 😂 they'll try to run
Consider me relaxeddddd 😌😌
8d audio car massage would go insane,it’d be awesome
Your poor hands that rock one probably hurt like hell
The rock waited a few million years for that massage
Сосед, наблюдающий за массажем автомобиля - 🤨
Но звуки - кайф ❤
チョップで音出してる人初めて見たけど最高
Such a brilliant video! It was on my recommended feed and I really loved it. I came to subscribe and seen your last video was about quitting…I am always too late to the party…sigh. 😢
I can't believe I fell asleep watching a video of a dude massaging a rock
Great one ❤
That tree must have felt real good
*sees neighbor karate chopping a tree*
“sir, this isn’t minecraft”
You are the Man of Steel. 😅 At least your hands are definitely made of steel.
I wish! Lol
Great videoooo!
Idk why, but the parts with the car are my favorite. ❤
I'm waiting for the AIR MASSAGE. 🐢 We have to care about oxygen too!
Even a Pokémon card? This dude is wild
I love the way the rock is formed
At first I was on the fence about the whole thing but god damn you got something here
The Pokémon cards😩❤ sooo good
Oh, it’s legendary rock!❤
Legend has it he is still massaging
When he was massaging de tree I imagined his neighbors like 👁️👄👁️
Кайфую с этого каждый раз слушаю 100000 раз
Нормально впервые вижу чтобы делали такой массаж предметам 😄
this bread is so durable
.black void for sleep watching 😴
:)
One day marvel will do a comic about you. You shall be known as “Mr. Massage”
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
I SWEAR that rock looks more relaxed
the rock said it hurt a bit
i seen a short where a girl bought something to do asmr
"Whispersoft be like"
Rock + Hands = ASMR
AND IT'S A GOOD ONE