@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
2024 UPDATE!!! timestamps: 0:00 Rock --> Dwayne's message 1:06 lime --> Lime 2:04 Tree --> loosy Tree 3:06 sticky ball slime? --> "floam" 4:02 front of car 5:12 Pokémon energy cards 6:10 Rock 2 --> Dwayne's 2nd message 7:19 wooden hairbrush 8:21 Tree 2 -- Older brother Tree WOW Wow wait, what's in the background... a crane? 9:27 Slime --> Stress breads not slime 10:31 back of car --> Car Rear 11:40 one of his books --> DEAD BY DAWN: th-cam.com/video/hJTv5fXvJEc/w-d-xo.html 12:40 bush --> still a bush 13:50 wooden ruler --> Measuring the ruler 14:54 Rock 3 --> Dwayne's 3rd message 16:23 Joy-cons --> hey those are mine :( 17:19 BIG Tree --> Árbol de papá 18:29 Maraca, forgot about these 19:26 Car door 20:35 another one of his books --> FOREVER MAN: th-cam.com/video/oTSWF7kOii8/w-d-xo.html&t 21:43 Father Rock --> Dwayne's father 23:01 RGB cubes 24:07 Grandpa Tree 25:18 Floppy banana, nothing sus here 26:18 older brother Tree --> teenager tree 27:29 a pile of wooden beads? --> wooden wind chime? I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hope you enjoy it. why update: idk I just got here.
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
I’m relaxed, but I feel weird about it at the same time. I’m weirded out at the relaxing sounds massaging a tree trunk, a car, and a rock makes. You’re original!
that tree was definitely having a nap after its massage it was super relaxed some nerds should tell us if trees can feel touch and know whether we're being nice to them
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
I never thought I would ever watch someone giving a massage to a rock, and yet here I am
Or a Car
when life gives you lemons, give them a massage
when lifes gives you lemons, you gotta look again and realize, "Thats a lime".
“When life give you lemons, you gotta see that, that was the Most passive aggressive reply ever”
Today's comment is funny😂
@@INot_SteamInah slime
Give life a massage
Mother Nature is proud of this man
😂 I love your comment
Me too
You are the Master of Frenetic ASMR, hands down, the best.
Mike! I wish, but thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.
@@whispersoft Don't sell yourself short, little brother, you are the man.
@@whispersoft I gotta agree with him; you are definitely a master of frenetic ASMR. You don't pace it too high to the point it just becomes a background buzz that overstimulates, you don't go too slowly either, you get that sweet spot where it's fast enough to tingle but not overwhelm all the time.
OMAIGAD ITS TIRAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
2024 UPDATE!!!
timestamps:
0:00 Rock --> Dwayne's message
1:06 lime --> Lime
2:04 Tree --> loosy Tree
3:06 sticky ball slime? --> "floam"
4:02 front of car
5:12 Pokémon energy cards
6:10 Rock 2 --> Dwayne's 2nd message
7:19 wooden hairbrush
8:21 Tree 2 -- Older brother Tree WOW Wow wait, what's in the background... a crane?
9:27 Slime --> Stress breads not slime
10:31 back of car --> Car Rear
11:40 one of his books --> DEAD BY DAWN: th-cam.com/video/hJTv5fXvJEc/w-d-xo.html
12:40 bush --> still a bush
13:50 wooden ruler --> Measuring the ruler
14:54 Rock 3 --> Dwayne's 3rd message
16:23 Joy-cons --> hey those are mine :(
17:19 BIG Tree --> Árbol de papá
18:29 Maraca, forgot about these
19:26 Car door
20:35 another one of his books --> FOREVER MAN: th-cam.com/video/oTSWF7kOii8/w-d-xo.html&t
21:43 Father Rock --> Dwayne's father
23:01 RGB cubes
24:07 Grandpa Tree
25:18 Floppy banana, nothing sus here
26:18 older brother Tree --> teenager tree
27:29 a pile of wooden beads? --> wooden wind chime?
I was here when posted 23 minutes ago, so this took a while, hope you enjoy it.
why update: idk I just got here.
Thank you ! ☺️
@@gabbym35 your welcome
That's a happy tree family
Nice, im pinned😎
You’re comment got me interested so I looked it up and he’s actually written a lot of books, would’ve also never imagined this man’s name was Bret
you make it look like you’re actually giving those objects the massage of their lives
That rock looked so relaxed 🥹
Ikr, fell asleep from relaxation and almost fell off the balcony lol
I thought the rock felt hard
Imagine being a rock, being in the same spot and minding your business for thousands of years, and then an evolved ape picks you up and starts massaging you
Must feel great
Nobody's gonna believe him
@@janno8116”look, I swear, he literally just started to twist and pull my surface and it felt great!”
“stop lying timmy, no ape is THAT advanced”
@@smoketastic4158
"Ben, we are rocks.. that talk... Im sure apes that can massage aren't entirely outta the realm of possibility"
@@dantindley5181 "Psssshhhtt... Yeah right, thats like saying there are big metal boxes that animals drive around at high speeds.. pfft."
I can confirm: you massaged every single thing in existence
he broke into my house
@@INot_SteamIcan confirm he massaged your existence
bro same he's touching my microwave rn-@@INot_SteamI
He completed a sidequest
@@asmrdude8487 yes
i like this guy..no intro no bs talk just straight to the point
i LOVE the book massages. thanks for throwing one in
me too! honestly one of my favs
This was satisfying to both the eyes and ears!! Loved the squishy blobs and
Mr Rock who's a regular now🗿
I am so happy for the trees! They totally deserve those massages.
The most original ASMR I have seen in my time consuming it. And very very very relaxing!🎉
Love the description 😂
I’m relaxed, but I feel weird about it at the same time. I’m weirded out at the relaxing sounds massaging a tree trunk, a car, and a rock makes. You’re original!
I loved the car bits! Especially with the door handle, mega tingles. Would love a full video of just those ❤
Wait stop bc this is actually tingly asf😭
Idk why, but I like the rocks a lot. Second place to the skinny trees, soft & flexible enough to be pulled and pushed.
2:47 bro be like "I'm gonna turn your head this way, don't let me"
... and the tree didn't let him.
🌲 : "Sorry dude I can't move"
@@bennet3353fr?
19:25
Never in a million years would I have thought a car door would be the most tingly thing I’d ever heard
The rock is really pampered more than I am in real life 🪨☝🏻
Imagine looking out of the window and your neighbour is massaging his car.
Bro, i actually noticed something new on that rock... the rock seems to be more... smoother...
Relaxed rock 👍, lmao
What is rocks are soft but they just tense up when ever you touch them
@@Blue_689thanks, that’s a horrifying concept
Incrivelmente relaxante 😮
Starting a new survival world in Minecraft be like 2:08
Lmao 😂
These triggers are lovely! Put me right to sleep. I would love to see a part 2 in the future
The man of EVERYTHING massager ✨ but mostly nature💚
Omg 26:58 is amazing and how the wind picks up too !! So many tingles
I love the energy you bring to your videos. Keep going and never stop surprising us with your talent.❤️
Soon enough, he's gonna be so skilled at massaging that he can massage atoms.
One of the best asmr Videos i‘ve ever seen!
Outstanding. Thank you for being so creative.
This is probably my new fav ASMR video
The rock massages were definitely the highlights of this video! So relaxing
Whispersoft going absolutely crazy on the tree massage🗣️🔥
Wow i love the sound of the bush! 🌳
0:04 1:07 2:05 8:23 11:42 17:20 20:40 24:07 26:18
i actually loved this video and it gave me hella tingles! my faves were the rock, the tree, and the car 💀 loved it haha
Камень аж охренел от такой доброты
An asmrtist and an author? One, the best there is.
He is Max level at massaging skills.
Change my Mind.
Always insanely creative,awesome content :D
That tree needed it and was thankful!
the stone is getting a massage for the first time in hundreds of years, I think he would say if he could😅
the best asmr, I like it
I can't believe I fell asleep watching a video of a dude massaging a rock
this is my new favorite asmr video
Next time he should massage a dying star would make great sounds
4:18 "Honey I'll be working on the car for a bit."
that tree was definitely having a nap after its massage it was super relaxed
some nerds should tell us if trees can feel touch and know whether we're being nice to them
This video made me laugh and relax at the same time... Amazing 😂👍🏼
Most happy rock on this planet
Loved the video! I especially loved the colored cubes I thought those were really neet!❤
He is giving everything a free massage except me 😭
The rock waited a few million years for that massage
ohhhhhhhh im so glad i found your channel!!!
Your videos are the best! Never stop creating this content 😍
I SWEAR that rock looks more relaxed
the rock said it hurt a bit
i love this man so much🍓
BEST ASMR ON THE PLANET
i love how in most massage videos he makes that tree is always apart of the video
If that rock doesnt crumble into a million little pieces under the sheer force of this man’s massaging grip within the next 0.2 seconds im going to cry
This guy is WANTED in stone society
Rock after massage
...... it's about drive ... it's about power 😅
i seen a short where a girl bought something to do asmr
"Whispersoft be like"
Rock + Hands = ASMR
AND IT'S A GOOD ONE
Alternate tittle: everything, everywhere, massage
Even a Pokémon card? This dude is wild
I m in love with this video 🥰thx !❤️🔥
Really loved the car one! ❤
Imagine je gave a tree a massage and is suddenly oh that's the spot right there 😂😂😂😂
Idk why, but the parts with the car are my favorite. ❤
Why is this visually appealing lol
Сосед, наблюдающий за массажем автомобиля - 🤨
Но звуки - кайф ❤
I'm waiting for the AIR MASSAGE. 🐢 We have to care about oxygen too!
I love the way the rock is formed
You should massage a rock sculpture of The Rock.
omg this is exactly what I need, thank you^^
チョップで音出してる人初めて見たけど最高
That rock seems less tense than my back
I loooooove this video so much!! Can we pleeeeeaase get a part 2?
That tree must have felt real good
this bread is so durable
Your videos are pure ❤❤❤
8d audio car massage would go insane,it’d be awesome
don't know why but its so good ngl
these are your best videos
This videos rocks
It really doughs 😉
When he was massaging de tree I imagined his neighbors like 👁️👄👁️
I didnt know the pokemon card will be that good i tought in the start that the pokemon card will be bad but its so good(;
One day marvel will do a comic about you. You shall be known as “Mr. Massage”
The best youtubeurs ❤❤❤
The tree part made me nervous about splinters😂
The Pokémon cards😩❤ sooo good
His wife/husband must be so relaxed, if they are the rock sometimes they will never have backpain🥲
As a god from the multiverse I confirm you did, indeed, massage everything.
Man you gotta do an entire video tapping that fruit cuz that shit was fire 🔥 insanely tingly,like omg
agreed!!
please acknowledge how many splinters this man has tanked from massaging trees
Press F to pay respect everything
the final boss of the massage series
Woah! AaroASMR gave a rock a massage on that same balcony 😅