Celebrate the holidays with new Tasty Talent, Joe Sasto, as he shares 3 amazing pizza recipes for 3 different occasions. Follow Joe on Instagram: / chef.joe.sasto
...then you feed the grain to the cows and start a new crop. The cows, in turn, make cheese, and then the next harvest you grind it into flour. Set flour aside and make cheese by putting milk in a tub and letting it do it’s thing for a while. While the milk does it’s thing, it’s time to raise a tomato plant. When the milk is cheese and the tomato plant has tomatoes, you just make your pizza. And let me tell you, having tried the 3 year recipe, totally worth the effort :)
I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.
It's truly amazing how pizza has caught on and become so popular. Growing up in the 50's where I did we didn't have pizza. I didn't have pizza for the first time until I was in high school. The pizza back then was much plainer.
"I'll take a... joke with an absurd amount of time for the food" "How original" "With uhh... growing our ingredients, or creating the country" "Daring today, aren't we?"
That was AFTER the gluten was formed. So the flour doesn't actually get mixed in to the dough, and is only used to stretch it on the surface. It's ok, mere mortals like you wouldn't understand. *Pats head*
@@mykeljones8495 I think they mean to make a 3 generation pizza, the chef's grandparents have to be born first, then eventually getting back to the chef.
If you want a really really good restaurant quality pan pizza in 1 hour of work and 1 day of waiting with a great crust here is what you do Just make the tasty recipe pizza dough and split into four glass bowls put it in the fridge for one day. Make sure never to you want to add as little flour as possible instead if its sticky use olive oil makes a great crust. Preheat oven to 400 f or about 200 c Take a (Cast iron pan) and add olive oil and a teaspoon of corn meal Then add one of your doughs that have been in the fridge and spread into the cast iron man and leave the dough to rest for 20 minutes inside the pan then add your sauce which (I would just blend 1 28oz can of san marzano tomatoes and basil and not cook it.This is way too much sauce but you can jar up the spare if you want it will last 1 week in the fridge and about 2 months if you boil and seal the jar) After you add the sauce add (whole milk) mozzarella and not the fresh stuffyou want the block of it. Then putit in the oven until the cheese is nice and melted and the crust is crisp take it out of the oven and look at the crust if it is not crispy enough turn the stove on and cook it until it is and boom perfect pan pizza.
You kidding right? I am Italian, born and raised in Italy and will even die in Italy..... you guys have no idea whatsoever of what pizza is....this dude is nowhere near being Italian....not a single process/ ingredient made in the right way.... oh grandma please forgive them...they don’t know what they’re doing...mamma mia che schifo.....
they would have prepped it all before ie the dough, meat etc. They would have shot this in one day with the ingredients already been sitting for 3 days
I like to cook too! Pizza is one of my favorite things to cook. I recommend separating the flour from the water mixture. Once you add flour to the bowl then add the water + yeast and that stuff.
This guy: "I'm italian" *litterally flattens pizza with rolling pin, cooks it in a pan basically frying it* Every italian watching for the first minute : MARCELLO, HOW YOU COOKING THE PIZZA?!
@@lucidlattes why are we gatekeeping ancestry...? he probably just has a more dominant side in his genetics. Like, I'm Italian-Irish, but I look waaay more Italian than irish
Anya Jackson I didn’t mean to be offensive I’ve just been really tired and felt like shit all day so it’s one of those days where every little detail pisses you off and I ment certain parts like the store bought pizza dough (obviously better homemade) and when he only put Parmesan cheese on one pizza. I’ll delete he comment so it doesn’t bother anyone else gets offended and possibly finds my location and kills me
My favourite lines in this video: 1. At least i hope you have a fork - unless you have bigger issues we need to talk about. 2. Moisturising the Italian way 3. Non stick spray is my best friend
3 year pizza: "first we plant the wheat..."
I laughed so hard 😂😂
Lmao
Really good one!...hahahahahahahaha
top comment lol
...then you feed the grain to the cows and start a new crop. The cows, in turn, make cheese, and then the next harvest you grind it into flour. Set flour aside and make cheese by putting milk in a tub and letting it do it’s thing for a while. While the milk does it’s thing, it’s time to raise a tomato plant. When the milk is cheese and the tomato plant has tomatoes, you just make your pizza. And let me tell you, having tried the 3 year recipe, totally worth the effort :)
No need to tell that you are Italian, That Luigi moustache did the job.
Lmao!!! Got him
ikr 🤣
Tim Evans bitch WHAT
@Tim Evans ew
Tim Evans what the fuck gay nigga? Jesus what the hell.
1 year pizza: first we melt the steel for the oven
Bruh this one actually makes sense yet it only has 10 likes
Underadet
I’m gonna tell all my friends about this ..so u gonna get 2 more likes
Step 2 get the other materials for the oven
Step three make the oven
“3 hours is all you need “ it takes me 3 hours to pick what I want to eat
Underrated
True that
Chef: Makes 3 minute pizza
Also chef: Just a couple of minutes on each side
Offline the comment i searched for lol
🤔🤨
Offline this really be a bruh moment
And the dough was already made
@@sophiesterren5374 lol its store bought dough so of course it's already made
“Dad? When is dinner?”
“3 days son. Three days...”
💀
😔 not again
Still best dad to took pizza 😄
R.I.P the child XD
"FBI OPEN UP"
His dad gets arrested
3 Days later: *ok, so now you take the food, and praise the lord for another week, then eat.*
3 year pizza: ‘first we gotta apply for Italian citizenship..’
I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.
Measurements of ingredients please
Bro I made one of those and it was good 3 hours of my life well spent 😊😊😊
@@ridafatima03 you have to guesstimate
30 minute pizza: “First we call domino’s...”
3 second pizza: Open up your pizza box with pizza inside
@@Skittles1987 3 millisecond pizza: first we eat that pizza
0.2 second pizza: open your eyes to pizza box with box open
Tyler Kendrick No, Pizza Hut 😀
Nah...
Me:mom when will the dinner be ready
Mom: *3 days later*
underrated
Worth it
2 days later*. It only sits for 48 hours and then you cook. Not sure why they tried to say it was 3 days.
You should always have time for moms food lol
Only 4 slices
Successful adults: makes quality pizza with time
Broke College students: sliced bread and tomato sauce
Underrated
I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy
I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy
I literally just finished eating this 3 minutes ago 😭
3 minute pizza: ‘a couple of minutes on each side’
I was about to comment the same thing lmao
3 second pizza: "...Then peel the plastic off the lunchable"
lol
Ha
30 second pizza “...Then asseble the lunchable
Haha 😂
I commented before looking comments I kinda copied you sorry
25 year old pizza: "first we wait for the pizza chef to grow up..."
@@dols.art_ *Panics in wtf*
Don't you mean the stone age?
Ummm I think i enslaved my pizza chef too much, it stopped moving
Step 1: find a date you wish to procreate with
30 y.o*
Chef : "pizza is in my DNA"
Me: we must be long lost siblings than 😂
Mee too
This is so underrated
This man Litterally wore the same clothes for 3 days
Frr💀
Italians take their pizza very seriously 😔
Oh god, the dedication❤️🙏🔥
He probably had the dough ready for the video
You change your clothes every day ?
Who else is watching knowing that they won't do this at home?
Everybody. Literally everybody.
Caveat - unless they’re a TH-camr then they’re going do this to get dem “tried it” views.
Thin NY style on a stone in our apartment grill. Because, it get hotter than my oven. Dough ferments for 3-5 days.
PoppyCorn144 I’m gonna do um, this one. Oh wait, it’s non existent
Daniel Aregay my mom is vegan so we only eat broccoli...🤣🤣🤣
Not me
Day 3 pizza hello
So this is what Super Mario does when he’s not saving the princess.
Sevdelina Spasova oof
Sevdelina Spasova hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
lol jk DUDE THATS NOT COOL
Plot twist: *he is the pizza*
YeetMaGeet XD
13 billion year pizza: "First we form the universe"
3 minute pizza
Also him: Couple minutes on each side.
Put a little olive ol
This guy: *drown the pizza dough*
Gordon Ramsay: *finally, a worthy opponent*
@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins bruh it's just a joke
@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins r/wooooosshhshshshhshhshshshshshhshshsh
@@TomiTheSmhGuy i guess he has no sense of humour🤣
THEIR BARRLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins ok chef Ramsey
this guy defo drinks oil with his pizza.
Dying!!!
Loool
Too much oil I don't like it
- Ads a bit of oil before every step.
Beliv me, oil is your best cooking companion
ESP you want a crunchy bite
100 years pizza: first we will invent microwave/oven
3000 year pizza: "First, we wait for Romulus to found Rome"
3000 year pizza: "First we create Italy..."
4000 year pizza: "First the rise of the Roman Empire..."
5000 year pizza: “First we create Europe....”
@@datcr4zyazn851 1 milion year pizza fist we discover the fire
4 billion year pizza: "First we discover earth"
Heirloom Films * republic not empire empire was way later
“I’m gonna show you how to make 3 minute pizza”
* cooks each side of crust for 2 minutes each
and after its done he said "and this is pizza in 30 minutes.." ? WTH?
I love how contradictory that time is
Italians are notoriously bad at telling time.
@@Indibluu The way he says 3 sounds like 30.. Or the way he says 30 sounds like 3.. At this point I don't know anymore hahaha
@Future Senator Karl Pilkington za warudo.
4.5 Billion Year Pizza: "first we wait for the earth to form up"
R.I.P to that one drop of wine at 12:15
Is no one going to point out that this is cannibalism? He's part pizza
Looool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stole my fkn comment
In that creepy note, I was your 666 like
Bruh
🤔
So the comment section has decided that he looks like Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi at the same time, epic
LMAO
well, mario and luigi looks like wario and walugi so yes
Jack. *hmm yes, this Luigi is made of green mario*
and doctor robotnik but with hair
I was actually thinking he looks like a mafia boss
This man used more olive oil in 3 days than I've used in my entire life!
ikr, why did he put oil on the table just to cut the dough into 2? he could've used the pan
30 min pizza: "One pepperoni pizza from Domino's"
I'm sure that even the moustache knows how to make a pizza.
👌
An awful moustache
aima eyo thats mean :(
😂😂😂
My family has 7 hungry mouths to feed what do u say🤭🤭😂
Me: looks at video
Him: I’m Italian
Me: see’s mustache
Me: of course you are
Telurik actually he is not
I literally said that
First_Levi how do you know that
At first he was like "3 minute pizza!"
And then he was like "a couple minutes each side"
It's truly amazing how pizza has caught on and become so popular. Growing up in the 50's where I did we didn't have pizza. I didn't have pizza for the first time until I was in high school. The pizza back then was much plainer.
His mouth says "Hi I'm Joe Sasto"
But his mustache says
"It's a me, Mario!"
😂😂
Hahaha!!! Almost my same thought...almost
My mind said Luiggi 😂
adrianrulez06 ?
The moustache never lies
yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeh
Three minute pizza: "Just a few minutes on each side..."
Angel Scribner OMG I was just about to comment this
They
LMFAO
Hahahaha
Angel Scribner yeahhh try again
"3 minute pizza"
*one minute later*
"just let the pizza dough cook for a few minutes on each side"
"I'll take a... joke with an absurd amount of time for the food"
"How original"
"With uhh... growing our ingredients, or creating the country"
"Daring today, aren't we?"
30 month pizza : first we wait till the pandemic ends
lol
🤣🤣🤣
Wait more....
This aged badly.
More like 30 years
3 billion year pizza: first we wait for the bacteria to evolve
Next we need some intelligent life
@@ieatyourhead2296 haha nice comment
@@muhammaddaniyalsaeed8794 thx
Next: we prepared for the bacteria 🦠
Plauge inc?
Finishes the 3 minute pizza
Joe: If you have a little more time there’s a 3 HOUR Pizza
One of my favorite Tasty videos honestly!
3 second pizza: “so you’re gonna want to unbox your Pizza Hut
Stolen joke
@@ameshneran6705 from where?
@@todensarg from this fuckung video itself
Amesh Neran why u mad
Amesh Neran Chill..
8:21 ' making pizza is easy. you just let the mixer do all the work '
*cries in no mixer*
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR don't have to be rude
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR nobody asked for your opinion
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR YOU USED YOUR bass to make a pizza no o b
These replies not understanding it's a reference to a youtuber and taking it seriously 😂
@@vimto3071 ikr lmfao
12 billion year old pizza: first we create the universe
3 year pizza: first we hunt down ratatouille
*_he looks like Mario but without the hat_*
I’ve seen you before 🤔😂
Namjoon ah
304 likes in 59 minutes, damn
Yea Hoooooooooooooooo
You just said he looks Italian.
Chef: and now we’re gonna add a little oil
Dumps a gallon of oil on pan
It’s like the 2 shots of vodka vine
He deep fried that first pizza
reminds me of Gorden Ramsey's home cooking
a little amount of sugar is half a 2 pound gar
Man really helped me out in a pinch today, could only find three-day pizza recipes and now? I am enjoying an awesome pan pizza that tastes amazing!
Love this video. The comparison is brilliant...
It’s amazing that they were able to afford to have Waluigi participate in this video
LMAO!
He just need the hat
Not even smash can afford him
You ignorant LOLOLOL I'm dying!!
@@mugensamurai is that you in your pfp? Omg😍😍😍
Luigi:"Good Italian Red Wine..."
*RIE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
I was really nervous that he was gonna say "and on day three... thats when you get a pineapple and....."
I’m Italian and I love pizza, and after watching this video I now want pizza.🤤🍕
This guy practically deep fries his food when “lightly oiling”
Lmaoo, read my mind
Gordon ramsey?
@@eyadomar4668 *oliveoil*
What'd you expect? He's Italian xD
"We just add a little bit of oliveoil"
“I dont want to add any more flour”
‘3 days later’
“I like to add a little bit of flour”
😆😆😆
A lot can happen in three days
Hearing him say that as I was the comment 🤣
@@ChefJoeSasto Hey Joe
That was AFTER the gluten was formed. So the flour doesn't actually get mixed in to the dough, and is only used to stretch it on the surface. It's ok, mere mortals like you wouldn't understand. *Pats head*
3 year pizza: first we grow the tomatoes and the parsley....
Nah, parsley and tomatoes can harvest in 3 months. 3 years if you buy the plot lol
The three day pizza is soo delicious I want it now!!!
3 Decades Pizza: "First we need to find a possible mother for our son, after that we will teach him after he born how to be a farmer."
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DX
first we need to find you a better english teacher.
then we need you to actually learn English
If that doesn't work, get off the internet.
3 minute pizza: "I'll cook it 2 minutes per side"
It's supposed to be done in 3 minutes (the entire pizza). That's what he means.
ThAtS iLlEgAl
hol- up
That 3 minute pizza takes 30 minutes minimum.
I SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS CHANNEL
"We're gonna add a little bit of oil"
Proceeds to empty the oil in the entire Middle East into the pan
It's oil and water mixture ^^
Better send the troops back down there for more oil!
nitya prabhandam He can’t cook.
My god this comment is so Funny
"Pizza is in my dna."
And his blood is tomato sauce
And his plasma is cheese
His organs is pepperoni
His DNA Is A Penne
And his veins are basil
And his skin is pizza crust
65 million year pizza : "First we wait for the meteor"
*puts oil on his hands*
" You have oil on your hands, good for you. Moisturize, italian way"
My dude 😂
Greeks and Romans actually did use olive oil for that.
This is how he moisturizes his chick down there 😉
Italians use olive oil to Masturbate
Ur dude - also joe mamma
How to make a 3 generation pizza:
Step 1: Wait for the chef's grandparents to be born
Wait what his grandparents are grandparents lol how can they be born again
@@mykeljones8495 hahahha lol
How can their grandparents be born again
@@mykeljones8495 I think they mean to make a 3 generation pizza, the chef's grandparents have to be born first, then eventually getting back to the chef.
0:07 “i am mostly made up of pizza”
Davie504: *yes*
the way he gobbles up the pizza !!!.. lol ... shits flyin everywhere ,,, its that good ..
Tasty: how much oil do you need to make pizza
Pizza guy: YES
UwU
Army
*salt
Army also mood
My daydream is of J-Hope ARMY!!!!
"I'm Italian"
**proceeds to cook pizza in a frying pan**
@bigchinlin ! ik
And cuts pizza with scissors
Actually that could be Pizza Fritta.
And also pizza is cut with scissors here in Italy
Zachary Eldred it’s cut with scissors in italy
@@FabianSerlik ma dove?
(Looks at video) "I dunno... how do I know I can trust whoever they have cooking these pizzas?"
(sees the glorious moustache)
"Yup. This is legit"
Mario has entered the chat.
If you want a really really good restaurant quality pan pizza in 1 hour of work and 1 day of waiting with a great crust here is what you do
Just make the tasty recipe pizza dough and split into four glass bowls put it in the fridge for one day.
Make sure never to you want to add as little flour as possible instead if its sticky use olive oil makes a great crust.
Preheat oven to 400 f or about 200 c
Take a (Cast iron pan) and add olive oil and a teaspoon of corn meal
Then add one of your doughs that have been in the fridge and spread into the cast iron man and leave the dough to rest for 20 minutes inside the pan then add your sauce which (I would just blend 1 28oz can of san marzano tomatoes and basil and not cook it.This is way too much sauce but you can jar up the spare if you want it will last 1 week in the fridge and about 2 months if you boil and seal the jar)
After you add the sauce add (whole milk) mozzarella and not the fresh stuffyou want the block of it.
Then putit in the oven until the cheese is nice and melted and the crust is crisp take it out of the oven and look at the crust if it is not crispy enough turn the stove on and cook it until it is and boom perfect pan pizza.
I am not a professional i just combined a ton of recipes i found and made the tastiest pizza ive ever tasted way better than pizza hut pan
Where can I find your recipes ?
3:00 minute pizza:
“a couple minutes on each side”
Store brought dough to reduce time
*3 YEAR PIZZA* We first start by growing our wheat, tomato and herbs.
Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
I enjoy seeing this and will try to do so... look yummy!!!
1 Million year pizza:
First we create seeds to make wheat
300 million year pizza: “First we wait for Pangea to split...”
Bro, no one here might get that Pangea is the mother of all continents...lol
@@nirmalabaral3067 I do
nirmala baral I do
who are you
@@pjvantass7155 ha
how much olive oil?
Joe: yes.
😂😂😂😂😂
Oliv vol
Tubby Cat vil oloi
You mean oLiVe OiL
You came here Okay
Your looking at the comments while the video is playing or you finished the video
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE
G o r d o n r a m s e y
I love making pizza for 3 days in the same T-shirt
Yeah lol
"Pizza's in my DNA"
**shows Deep Dish**
You started out on weird note there, my guy.
3 MONTH PIZZA: *first i will grow myself a moustache so i look like an italian maffia boss*
@GenericGamer no.227 is it really tho?
Hahahahhaa Lmao
@GenericGamer no.227 sarcastically original?🤔🤔🤔
@GenericGamer no.227 okay...
😒😒
I know an Italian mafia boss without a mustache
Not bad Tasty. You're getting people who actually know what they're doing here.
I like it when alvin did it but I don't mind them getting other people
*even tho tasty has really good chefs*
That mushtash tells me he knows how to make a damn fine pizza
You kidding right? I am Italian, born and raised in Italy and will even die in Italy..... you guys have no idea whatsoever of what pizza is....this dude is nowhere near being Italian....not a single process/ ingredient made in the right way.... oh grandma please forgive them...they don’t know what they’re doing...mamma mia che schifo.....
@@sergiofasano92 Dude calm down 😂
You're talking as if he commited a sin lol
The way that dude ate his pizza tells that he loves food 😅💙
I usually make 30 min pizza from some shop nearby.
I think gordon ramsay
Will like him because he uses a lot of olive oil
But no LAMB SAUCE
@@raymeth yup
He has olive oil in his veins
Gordon Ramsay :good oil NOT ENOFF FOCKING SALT YOU DONKEYY
A *touch* of olive oil.
*pours the entire bottle*
"i'm italian"
you don't say, olive oil obsessed luigi
such insight
Well I wouldn't say it. Because he's about as Italian as my German grandma.
@@SonOfJ ur grandma has luigi moustache?
@@cgd07 yes of course!
For 45 billion years pizza first we need to generate Earth
Man I'm jealous of that mustache
I want one like that too 😂
The 3 minute pizza looks better than a 3 hour pizza I make at home
I love how he didn't even change his shirt on the 3-day pizza to keep the video clean
💀😭
My theory is that they had the fermented dough ready so they didn’t have to come back later
they would have prepped it all before ie the dough, meat etc. They would have shot this in one day with the ingredients already been sitting for 3 days
@@nathannendza378 but they got a different stand mixer :0
I microwave my pizza for 2 minutes
this man makes a pizza in 3
you have to be the most patient customer to wait 3 days for 1 pizza
Chef :
starts poking pizza with a fork:
Italian:
Left the chat
Chef:
starts putting sausage on pizza
Italian:
Left the chat
@@fynnhensel2397 We actually put (Italian) sausage on pizza. Like in salsiccia e patate (sausage and baked potatoes).
Italian here... I never entered the chat.......
Simone Gastaldon Simone ma che schifezze fa sto chef?
Joe Fasano la prime pizza non mi piace
I like that he hasn't chenged his clothes in e days
Mr. Aristotle they make it previously and he just remakes the steps
im being sarcastic
bruh i don’t change my clothes for an entire week
Lol
@@beghelalphaplus 😂😂😂
I like to cook too! Pizza is one of my favorite things to cook. I recommend separating the flour from the water mixture. Once you add flour to the bowl then add the water + yeast and that stuff.
A universe timeline long pizza: "First we wait for humans to appear, this proccess usually takes around 3 millon years..."
300 year pizza: "First we wait for Europe to discover America to get tomatoes..."
Tristan Fong i honestly did not know tomatoes come from America.
300 trillion year pizza: First we wait for a suitable universe to form in order for a planet to emerge that we can plant wheat on..."
@@cloerosa9414 you know like American tomatoes?..
Crezy boy
Pizza Bianca anyone?
This guy: "I'm italian"
*litterally flattens pizza with rolling pin, cooks it in a pan basically frying it*
Every italian watching for the first minute : MARCELLO, HOW YOU COOKING THE PIZZA?!
Every Italian watching lost peace with the world forever.
Lorenzo C just looking at him I could tell he wasn’t Italian and this video killed me
@@lucidlattes why are we gatekeeping ancestry...? he probably just has a more dominant side in his genetics. Like, I'm Italian-Irish, but I look waaay more Italian than irish
I heard your Italian accent and hand gestures with that comment 😂
Anya Jackson I didn’t mean to be offensive I’ve just been really tired and felt like shit all day so it’s one of those days where every little detail pisses you off and I ment certain parts like the store bought pizza dough (obviously better homemade) and when he only put Parmesan cheese on one pizza. I’ll delete he comment so it doesn’t bother anyone else gets offended and possibly finds my location and kills me
My favourite lines in this video:
1. At least i hope you have a fork - unless you have bigger issues we need to talk about.
2. Moisturising the Italian way
3. Non stick spray is my best friend