Stayed up all night and Built something Crazy

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  • I stay up till 6am in the morning to convert a fibreglass shark head in into a fencepost brick smashing beast..............funny life I have.
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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    What a world, I did a few instagram lives while building this, so go check me out on there incase I do it again (I've saved the lives from the Shark Build so if you wanna see mega tired Colin check them out) instagram.com/realcolinfurze/ See you in the next one internet.

    • @Filipo540
      @Filipo540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1

    • @explorare_infinitas
      @explorare_infinitas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOVE YAAAAAAA

    • @sharkspotone
      @sharkspotone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's Me!

    • @HH1-n1x
      @HH1-n1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many subs can I gain of this comment l?
      Current : 13

    • @RPMATTACK
      @RPMATTACK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your video they make me happy when I’m sad 👊🏻

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    Safety squint in full effect.

    • @flip5756
      @flip5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, i think i know you...

    • @danlebich
      @danlebich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeeesss!😆😅

    • @Dake-gw6it
      @Dake-gw6it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Safety wig

    • @AcheForWake
      @AcheForWake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just about to write the same message Destin ! ;-)

    • @ffaandchevrolet8294
      @ffaandchevrolet8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your my favorite TH-camr

  • @nobodypersonsomeone
    @nobodypersonsomeone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    Imagine his neighbours at 3am failing to get to sleep because all they can hear is Colin and his angle grinder, then hearing him yell "stupid fucking shark!!", Followed by loud punching sounds.

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I do a lot of projects too and the noise restrictions is why despite having power tool I use crank operated things. But if I was less caring towards my neighbors what you summed up would be the kinds of things that they would have to deal with! 😂

    • @cocothepoopcatdog6351
      @cocothepoopcatdog6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if you live somewhere where people can hear you punch something, you probably live in the ghetto

    • @isthatatesla
      @isthatatesla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's not in the bunker?

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cocothepoopcatdog6351
      Pretty much, I've been told I do. There are no secrets when you live in an apartment where your neighbors can hear you take a leak and vice versa. You get used to ignoring things about one another.

    • @swissTom124
      @swissTom124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isaiahcampbell488 maybe you could sound isolate your room with example stone wool.

  • @SmallBlogV8
    @SmallBlogV8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "I can't think straight now... I'm gonna go get some- "
    Sleep?
    "- hydraulic hoses and- "
    Ah right, sounds wise.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @bullymaguire121
      @bullymaguire121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Relatable

  • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
    @TheGrumbliestPuppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    This is the most human I've ever seen Colin. Seeing him tired feels wrong, like seeing Superman bleed.

    • @FixItStig
      @FixItStig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao right

    • @Polska_Edits
      @Polska_Edits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or ironman running out of money

    • @among-us-99999
      @among-us-99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Motivation levels like we see in his videos could only be sustained with copious amounts of crystal meth lol

    • @MrUnder30seconds
      @MrUnder30seconds 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes his usual self idk wt u r on bout son.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MrUnder30seconds It's a joke... I'm not criticizing him, most of us have just never seen him even a little tired or frustrated before, lmao.

  • @johnh42
    @johnh42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Today on the Colin Furze channel; Colin builds something that makes life harder and has a breakdown whilst doing it.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      yeah building through the night wasn't the bright idea I wanted it to be

    • @johnh42
      @johnh42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Still, great fun to watch.

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that in the clarkson‘s top gear „what’s happening in today’s show“ voice and it gave me a giggle, thank you 😁👍

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@colinfurze THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOUR CHANNEL THE BEST TH-cam HAS TO OFFER. I could watch you build stuff 24/7.

  • @lefthandman3558
    @lefthandman3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    A sleep deprived man operating sharp and powerful tools eating cheese. I've never seen a better role model

  • @DTeK
    @DTeK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    That´s a good weapon for your screw tank "shark tank"

    • @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293
      @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok boomer

    • @simonseis744
      @simonseis744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He could park it in a Dragon's Den.

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Could you imagine this thing on the tank chewing through a brick wall?

    • @ynigo8923
      @ynigo8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok zoomer (yes im also zoomer but uno card)

    • @titanreality1567
      @titanreality1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea good idea

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    The pandemic finally took our dear Colin

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You mean it didn't when he suspended himself in a box for social distancing?

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @ChrisB-tg8px
      @ChrisB-tg8px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He does sound a tad more crazy in this video.

    • @DaneH64
      @DaneH64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @LISA BLACKPINK shuddup

    • @DaneH64
      @DaneH64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GTA-ri3tv shuddup

  • @itstheshotgunzombie1667
    @itstheshotgunzombie1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Colin Furze, making life harder since... 1979” is one of my new favourite Furze quotes

    • @talalon4098
      @talalon4098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “It's alright people, I've got cheese!”

  • @davidperego7217
    @davidperego7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "its alright people, ive got some cheese" i love this guy

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best line in thr video

  • @waverleyjournalise5757
    @waverleyjournalise5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "What did you do last night Colin?"
    "Had a fight with a shark..."
    "I'm being serious, Colin."

    • @wesleyhoehn9423
      @wesleyhoehn9423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Collin:“I am too”

    • @mrlemon2536
      @mrlemon2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like are you guys serious

    • @mrlemon2536
      @mrlemon2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had fought with his neighbors

    • @mrlemon2536
      @mrlemon2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Am I right colin

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @bobsurgranny
    @bobsurgranny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    8:03 quality

    • @mad_swammi
      @mad_swammi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro is losing it 😭

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

    • @DomPusey
      @DomPusey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The absolute best

  • @leoburnell7799
    @leoburnell7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    We can only wonder where the inspiration for these videos comes from😂

    • @Almightyrastus
      @Almightyrastus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lack of sleep it would seem...

    • @eamesaerospace2805
      @eamesaerospace2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instagram

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having jaws playing in black and white at 2 am while trying to figure out how to lubricate a screw tank screw.

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      undiagnosed and unmedicated mental illness? xD

    • @yakut.null8800
      @yakut.null8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zm

  • @Kevkoss
    @Kevkoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "It's the Tuesday morning after Friday night after" I love, that Colin is still living his youth :D

    • @bobbo3722
      @bobbo3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his kids must have the wildest time, and I thought my dad was chaotic when I growing up :')

    • @360nastybusiness
      @360nastybusiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have too..keep it going mate

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Wow, if you ever got your arm caught in that, it wouldn't be pretty.

    • @iamqaa
      @iamqaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      h

    • @tedshouse
      @tedshouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lily was a little girl afraid of the big wide world she grew up within her castle walls oh oh oh oh then again she tried to run on the setting sun she went in the woods away so afraid all alone

    • @PALM311
      @PALM311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's okay he can just make himself another arm!

    • @juicyjulesgamez174
      @juicyjulesgamez174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wouldn’t have any arm left, he would have no choice but to make a new one.

  • @chief_feef
    @chief_feef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    This whole video is basically just “when you try finish your assignments at 2am”

    • @joewalker8596
      @joewalker8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guessing you watch Matthias 😂

    • @spitfireloverplays6253
      @spitfireloverplays6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hay another Matthias fan 863

    • @chief_feef
      @chief_feef 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joewalker8596 how could you tell? 👀😂

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @thelazycrazybrain
    @thelazycrazybrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love Colins facial expressions as he crushes stuff. Like he was praying “Please don’t kill me” xD haven’t laughed that hard in a long time xD

    • @faithinhisblood777
      @faithinhisblood777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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      This is the Gospel of your salvation
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      Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
      2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
      3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
      4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
      You can give your life to God right now. Repent for your sins, trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life. Have faith and say this prayer.
      "Jesus Lord I know you shed your blood and died for my sins. I know you were buried, and you rose again on the third day. Please forgive me for my sins. I give my life to you Lord. Thank you Jesus for saving me. Amen."

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@faithinhisblood777 the only way to fix humanity is EXTERMINATUS

  • @martendschrage
    @martendschrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My kids love watching the craziness that comes with these videos. Can't stop giggling at the silliness. 😆

  • @johnnyboy376
    @johnnyboy376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Colin: Ay op internet its Friday
    Me: *Checks clock*
    colin its furzeday

    • @Cheetahprint85
      @Cheetahprint85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it’s past Furz o’clock

    • @EuphoricBloodLust
      @EuphoricBloodLust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'tis friday here - come live in the future

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @kaistoffel92
    @kaistoffel92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The punching wound just screams to be covered up with a dappin mustache. That would have went nicely with the hat.

    • @SkyTheGuy8
      @SkyTheGuy8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shark dad from cyanide and happinesa

    • @skyredbel
      @skyredbel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello everyone! Don’t worry I’m not like the other people who lie about getting stuff at 10k and everything, I’m a human but pls listen to this... my dream is to become a huge TH-camr so if you can consider subscribing to me so that I can be successful and achieve that goal of mine! I promise I’m not a bot but If u do sub just know that your a generous person and I wish you the best! The reason I’m asking this is because my channel is dying a bit so I need some subs now to make it how it used to be. I just really want to grow fast so don’t think like that. It’s okay if you don’t sub but if u do it would mean the world to me. Also, if you do sub plz comment so I can know who did and who is kind. If you don’t like that I said this please don’t send me hate that’s not what I intend this for, I just want to get some subs back because it’s a free thing to do. Thank you so much :D
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    • @SkyTheGuy8
      @SkyTheGuy8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skyredbel get more subs by making good content and talking to people about it where you know there are people who'd like that kind of content. I would never sub just to be nice. You wanting to be a big youtube is no reason for me to want to sub

    • @skyredbel
      @skyredbel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SkyTheGuy8 ok thank you im just trying to be noticable but thank you :)

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      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @TheObieOne
    @TheObieOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You crack me up colin. I love seeing you just mess around and still make something that I couldnt even start to put together. Thank you for the entertainment all these years!

  • @nateflagg8272
    @nateflagg8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    When Colin said “this is my job!” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is just a 6 year old with an engineering degree

    • @nathan_law
      @nathan_law 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bloodstoneore4630 actually he doesn't have an engineering degree. He was originally a plumber.

    • @SteveRogers0768
      @SteveRogers0768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the way he laughed afterwards that got me🤣🤣🤣

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @signdeals4972
    @signdeals4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that he enumerated the drift trike as a “serious project.” Yesssss!

  • @travisbrown5184
    @travisbrown5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Glad to see Colin is a proud practitioner of the “safety quints”

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @evanli421
    @evanli421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I was getting so angry, it actually got punched"
    Perfect cause and effect

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @The_Crops
    @The_Crops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    what were you doing at 4 in the morning
    everyone: sleeping
    Colin: Making a hydraulic crusher shark head trash bin

    • @hair_sauce6472
      @hair_sauce6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao thought you were charborg for a second

    • @chrisirish3522
      @chrisirish3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are not my fish friend charborg

    • @fabe61
      @fabe61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching this

    • @The_Crops
      @The_Crops 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisirish3522 ?

    • @chrisirish3522
      @chrisirish3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Crops my fish friend Charborg has the same profile picture as you

  • @jameshunt2141
    @jameshunt2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    3AM colin: my neighbours are so annoying, thats them banging on the door now. puts down angle grinder. best go see what they want.

  • @CapTheNPC2
    @CapTheNPC2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I absolutely love how off the rails this one got. A video like this occasionally would really be something special.

  • @nathangathercole6888
    @nathangathercole6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    All the shark needs now is a monocle. Also i think this whole lockdown is getting to Colin. Everything okay on your end Colin? (7:50-8:20)

    • @fredg6556
      @fredg6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I thought the was being a bit odd then lmao but 8:26 he was back to normal 😂

    • @farronmain6718
      @farronmain6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      could kinda feel th pain in that laugh.. being a youtuber is not ease lol

  • @edwardhammock24
    @edwardhammock24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Utterly Bonkers! Been watching you since you rolled cars, met you at Maker Central 2019 and this is back to the old school Colin!! All the fam are sat here in hysterics. Spot on mate.

  • @donnelly3968
    @donnelly3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *Colin, stumbling in to bed at 6am*
    Colin’s wife “where have you been?”
    Colin “in the garage building a shark bin”
    Colin’s wife “why do I even bother asking?”

    • @FixItStig
      @FixItStig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Building a hydraulic shark head for our garbage bin

    • @randomphil8666
      @randomphil8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet she prefers that then him being down the pub or nightclub etc. Lol

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      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @USMCRabbit
      @USMCRabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like to think she has stopped asking questions years ago

    • @Johnlp2095
      @Johnlp2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @NathonDalton
    @NathonDalton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love CF videos, but I am so happy to finally see one where the music isn't at 10x the volume of the rest of the video. I watch early in the morning. You should see me jump when the music comes on and I scramble for the volume control before waking the whole house. :-)

  • @ncot_tech
    @ncot_tech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This video’s alternate title - “Colin gets bored and stir crazy during lockdown”

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Take a plastic shark head which I peed in, slept with, shouted at" lmfao. You're a damn trip buddy, hilarious. But you also do phenomenal work. Your channel has EVERYTHING we want to see

  • @angus3963
    @angus3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is exactly the humour I need at 12am, thank you Colin.

  • @jakegrubba8492
    @jakegrubba8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I can’t think strait I’m going to go get some hydraulic hoses” - Colin Furze 2021

    • @helojoe92
      @helojoe92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      famous last words!

    • @DarqeDestroyer
      @DarqeDestroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That should be up there with _hold my beer and watch this._

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "This is my job :D"
    That fucking killed me

  • @andrewbedell7877
    @andrewbedell7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The absolute chaotic energy that radiates from this video... (I love it! Keep it up Collin)

  • @borislavdj
    @borislavdj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Colin Furze, making life harder since 1979." - Colin Furze

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @Zack-nd8ef
    @Zack-nd8ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "peed in, slept with and shouted at" Poor Colin's wife.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html😻

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sleep < Building a shark bin 🦈

    • @MentalBass
      @MentalBass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please let me ratio youtube

    • @oliverslechta7487
      @oliverslechta7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam really likes Colin Furze

    • @user-pl9yq3fc8u
      @user-pl9yq3fc8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah youtube

    • @user-pl9yq3fc8u
      @user-pl9yq3fc8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here before this comment blows up.

    • @user-pl9yq3fc8u
      @user-pl9yq3fc8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please respond to me ily your platform :€

  • @charleyparker19
    @charleyparker19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I feel sorry for his kids
    “Dad, why are you so tired and grumpy this morning?”
    “Leave me alone, it’s the sharks fault not mine!”
    “We have a shark?!”

    • @FullyChargedSRG
      @FullyChargedSRG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He must be an awesome dad tho fr

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @Mikeattempts
    @Mikeattempts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That hat is the most distinguished way I've ever seen to hide a hydraulic ram! :)

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not many contraptions could deal with a top hat

    • @ITubeTooInc
      @ITubeTooInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@colinfurze It's a hat trick...

    • @blastdragon1991
      @blastdragon1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a hat like that he could feature in a heist movie. 🤣

    • @mrmiyagi0114
      @mrmiyagi0114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinfurze hi

  • @Silxak
    @Silxak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I've got some cheese haha"-Colinfurze 2021

  • @angellinahn4303
    @angellinahn4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "It's alright I've got some cheese" was the biggest college mood ever

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @lucamolteni8146
    @lucamolteni8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    X: "Colin why did you build that??"
    Colin: "WHY NOT!?"

    • @vctrsone
      @vctrsone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NONO NONONO......Colin: "YES!"=correct!

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html😻

  • @Franksey180
    @Franksey180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 10 second piece of music at about 4:53 almost had me spitting my drink out. Would Stevie Wonder be amused? :)

  • @jasonm9264
    @jasonm9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Imagine his wife heading out to check on him at 4 am, walks in to him shoving things in this. Just shakes her head and walks back inside the house.

    • @HightowerLSSD
      @HightowerLSSD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure at this point if he's NOT doing something whacky, she'll be suspicious and be calling the men in white with the super long-armed jacket..

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html💚

  • @LeonardChurch33
    @LeonardChurch33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The shark definitely needs a mustache to go with his dapper hat.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @richarddavies5674
    @richarddavies5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool throughout these videos you can see the progression in the room for the Tunnel

  • @Squantle
    @Squantle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Ah, the three essentials of any relationship:
    Shouting at them
    Sleeping with them
    Peeing... on them?

    • @peppypiggy160
      @peppypiggy160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @lewiskirk2187
      @lewiskirk2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Turn your significant other into a ten ton crushing monster

    • @MurderousPingu
      @MurderousPingu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nononono. Peeing *in* them

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha sort off.........

    • @Hitycooking
      @Hitycooking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/pme7FJo-5c4/w-d-xo.html

  • @biglogan6142
    @biglogan6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ... there is something to be said for the entertainment value of watching Colin slowly succumb to isolation induced insanity ...

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's Colin he has been insane for the last 10 years.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html😻

  • @oceanic-comet2257
    @oceanic-comet2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funny thing is, m watching this at almost one in the morning!

  • @Inturupter
    @Inturupter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When you wake up and realise you spent the whole night reinventing the trash bin

  • @jamiet3259
    @jamiet3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “This is like a fun off the wall project”
    Yes I definitely got the impression you were having fun whilst making this 😂

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GTA-ri3tv @#$% off with the Spam.

  • @jamiefrenett7896
    @jamiefrenett7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny as usual. The bucket was hilarious 🤣 😂

  • @mikaxms
    @mikaxms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You gotta love how he's crushing things without safety glasses. I guess the safety tie is enough.

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ALL HAIL The Safety TIE!!!

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html😻

  • @gomezfriesen
    @gomezfriesen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The hat makes it the shark on toy story who makes fun of Woody....
    "I'm a cowboy... Howdy howdy howdy".

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kind of know how he feels. When I was stationed in Mannheim Germany , me and my friends stayed up all night long until like 5 or 6am climbing up in the ceiling of our barracks, making and running cat-5 cable to each other's barracks rooms and programming routers just so we could connect all our computers and Xboxs up to one another and play Halo together. I even went the extra mile and took an old laptop of mine and I programmed my own World of Warcraft server and set it up so everyone could create their own account and play together. If you haven't guessed, we were all a bit nerdy in the US Army Signal Corp. But by God we had fun and were able to do some interesting stuff ourselves that a lot of people couldn't do.

  • @humanstuff8116
    @humanstuff8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me: has hella homework due tomorrow and a test
    Me at 2am: very interesting

    • @lewiskirk2187
      @lewiskirk2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why you need to live in britland

    • @saims.2402
      @saims.2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 2 am! It’s 11 am here.

    • @saims.2402
      @saims.2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s from Australia.

    • @saims.2402
      @saims.2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck on your test

    • @Edigor100
      @Edigor100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im pretty sure its not 2AM where you live

  • @asherbarnsdale5203
    @asherbarnsdale5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Alternate title: Colin has a breakdown while breaking stuff down

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html❤️

  • @BAILEYWOODWORKS
    @BAILEYWOODWORKS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the "Music From Nothing" sound! Awesome!

  • @archiepaul9739
    @archiepaul9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Colin thinks he’s strange for making a hydraulic shark,
    But then there’s everyone here watching a man build a hydraulic shark head

    • @vincefishing6253
      @vincefishing6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hydraulic

    • @NiliMoto
      @NiliMoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vincefishing6253 yes, thank you

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    bottom jaw is the one that needs to actuate

    • @bladethevamp
      @bladethevamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Please dont jaw shame the shark

    • @Ru77ian
      @Ru77ian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      isnt the now-extinct sabertooth tiger the only thing that bit with it’s top jaw?

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ru77ian idk I'll look it up

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Henry-qw9zg
      @Henry-qw9zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Ja_Christopher
    @Ja_Christopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the honesty about punching the shark 😂

  • @joeyoung5413
    @joeyoung5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m currently watching a Colin furze video while making the Colin furze puzzle, drinking a tea out of a Colin furze tie mug wearing a Colin furze T-shirt from the bundle box, I would be wearing a hoodie but I don’t own one. I made my cuppa listening to furze Day by plot 32. I’m in my room decorated with furze stickers and have a the signed card and book on display as well as my tie. And yes I have nearly everything on his website. I also made a custom Lego tuck-tuk and a Custom 1 of 1 Lego figure made in the London Lego store with a furze shirt printed on it
    I guess you could say I’m a little bit of a fan.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say you have earned the "atic" to add to your "fan" title.

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It's alright, people. I've got some cheese!" Classic Furze.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html😻

  • @mauriceleandro
    @mauriceleandro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Colin. Loooong time fan here! Thanks for the countless hours of fun you have given me. I wanted to ask you to make something hopefully good enough to become one of you’re videos. In my future I plan on travel around the United States in my old camper van and it would be really useful to have a “plastic shredder”. It would be nice to store kilos of plastic in a very small container and then recicle it (these might even be a candidate to patent). If you could make a home made version for a handy man with regular home tools be able to replicate even greater. Just something to add to the list of ideas you might get. Regards my friend, keep doing what you do!

  • @chrisphillips1130
    @chrisphillips1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1) how pissed were you when you decided to do this 😂😂🤣🤣😂
    2) give it a massive moustache to cover the punch mark 😂😂

  • @SekAustria
    @SekAustria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That was cool brother

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear sek

    • @pgre
      @pgre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293
      @ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noone asked

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @ephrambrooks5948
    @ephrambrooks5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This is my job!" Best part ever🤣

  • @KnightsWithoutATable
    @KnightsWithoutATable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This is my job!" The hosts of Mythbusters had that same moment of their inner child smiling at the ridiculousness of what they were paid to do multiple times. I expect you will share the same joy.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @DM-ww7tz
    @DM-ww7tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you realize in all is video we see Colin hidding is tunel 😁😉carpet, lift and we never see it dam your genius !!

  • @deanmcgowan7168
    @deanmcgowan7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far this is the best video colin has ever made plz do more

  • @katiatarrios6465
    @katiatarrios6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Its alright people, I've got cheese"

  • @Ammonihah95
    @Ammonihah95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just imagine his wife, waking up noticing he didn't come to bed, going downstairs, taking out the trash to find this....thing.

    • @sunnysied713
      @sunnysied713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I imagine she has to Colin-proof the house like he was some grown up child.

    • @psilorder86
      @psilorder86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rolls her eyes and puts the trash outside the shed.

  • @Dewskerz
    @Dewskerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha this is just the video i needed to watch after a very long workday, thanks, Colin!

  • @doubledarefan
    @doubledarefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Welcome to the Hydraulic Shark Channel".

    • @MarkEichin
      @MarkEichin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "It could ATTACK at any moment, so ve must deal with it"

    • @Ronnaferd
      @Ronnaferd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant mashup!

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

    • @Ruhrpottpatriot
      @Ruhrpottpatriot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hi I'm Collin!"
      "And I'm ..." (dunno his wife's name)

    • @doubledarefan
      @doubledarefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ruhrpottpatriot Anni.

  • @EvanMoon
    @EvanMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Don’t put your hand hand in shark”..... So many people would do it

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html❤️

  • @littlefrank90
    @littlefrank90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably the funniest video ever from Colin, absolutely loved it

  • @Jurgensons99
    @Jurgensons99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Colin: Yea I make TH-cam videos.
    - Anything interesting?
    Colin: Sort of?

  • @chief_feef
    @chief_feef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Because sharks love hats”
    Seems legit.

    • @The_Jdm_Jay
      @The_Jdm_Jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEGA DESK,did u believe the key series?? Because I did and it kinda ruined it when he said that it’s staged😭😭

    • @chief_feef
      @chief_feef 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Jdm_Jay personally it didn’t ruin it for me, as the story is still amazing and the cinematography and commitment to the viewers is incredible

    • @skyredbel
      @skyredbel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello everyone! Don’t worry I’m not like the other people who lie about getting stuff at 10k and everything, I’m a human but pls listen to this... my dream is to become a huge TH-camr so if you can consider subscribing to me so that I can be successful and achieve that goal of mine! I promise I’m not a bot but If u do sub just know that your a generous person and I wish you the best! The reason I’m asking this is because my channel is dying a bit so I need some subs now to make it how it used to be. I just really want to grow fast so don’t think like that. It’s okay if you don’t sub but if u do it would mean the world to me. Also, if you do sub plz comment so I can know who did and who is kind. If you don’t like that I said this please don’t send me hate that’s not what I intend this for, I just want to get some subs back because it’s a free thing to do. Thank you so much :D
      subcount: 42

    • @The_Jdm_Jay
      @The_Jdm_Jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skyredbel I’m not subbing to someone who is begging for subs, but if u make good content and nothing fake then you’ll become such successful after time if u don’t have any friends that r successful on TH-cam, I don’t think you’ll become successful over night or by begging for it😁😁

  • @GingerNingerGames
    @GingerNingerGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there's something great about watching tired Colin laughing at the absurdity of his own creation.
    “oh, anything interesting? ”
    “well... ”

  • @alexharper2391
    @alexharper2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great vibe with this vid! This style of less serious project is more entertaining imo, I'd love too see more like this but with (dare I say it) just a smidge more engineering rigour 😂😂

  • @umkm2k
    @umkm2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Rather than go to bed, I'm gonna stay up all night--"
    Something about his personality makes me think he's said this before

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @Itzkainep
    @Itzkainep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Colin makes me proud to be British.

  • @RathOX
    @RathOX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    This was hilariously bad

    • @N0biKn0bi
      @N0biKn0bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the curtting/ welding still were on point 🤌🏼

    • @Ronnaferd
      @Ronnaferd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It worked so bad I laughed the whole way through testing! Late night decisions were made hahaha

    • @codycast
      @codycast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1/2 right

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

  • @NemoConsequentae
    @NemoConsequentae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I need to return my satelite receiver, it's broken."
    "What happened to it!?"
    "...a shark bit it."

  • @charliedoyle121
    @charliedoyle121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Colin- the king of making things you never knew you needed until now

  • @Branch2543
    @Branch2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is an exact representation of what I’d be like if I tried to build anything that Colin has made.

  • @drawapretzel6003
    @drawapretzel6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i know the perfect thing to turn this into.
    turn it into a bottle opener. Yes, a ten ton bottle opener. Mount it on a wall, collect the bottle caps, and have a little thing you stick the bottle into and it just takes the cap off. Perfect.

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html❤️

  • @georgebirtwell681
    @georgebirtwell681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The more you laugh at what you do the more we laugh. Love your honest reactions to your own mad projects. More more more please!!!!

  • @thelazycrazybrain
    @thelazycrazybrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It is so weird to see the video from this angle when I saw the whole shot live from the other angle a while ago :D

  • @Hoch134
    @Hoch134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So much fun to see the natural you when you are tired and decide to not cut it out!

  • @leucosiaa7672
    @leucosiaa7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nobody
    Literally nobody
    Colin: we have too much head

  • @vasekfrydl6373
    @vasekfrydl6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You should've had James May say the "Cheese" bit.

    • @konstantin88181
      @konstantin88181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew I'm not the only one =)

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/rcgnE8v93Gk/w-d-xo.html

    • @nonimport-ante
      @nonimport-ante 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GTA-ri3tv dude i'm reporting the hell out of your spam

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonimport-ante Get that other channel " Shahwan CBR " he's posting the link to also as he is running that bot.

  • @giggybeast5000
    @giggybeast5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love ❤️ how honest this video is😍

  • @sbrooon1767
    @sbrooon1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sharks with hats? "Look I'm Woody. Howdy howdy howdy!"

  • @vFoxyy
    @vFoxyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fact: Mr Colin Furze had a barny with the misses and rather than sleeping on the sofa he spent the night in the shed 😂

    • @Kelmorcellus
      @Kelmorcellus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saying the things we all were thinking haha.

    • @naerbo19
      @naerbo19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like "Emil i Lönneberga".

    • @GTA-ri3tv
      @GTA-ri3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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