Batman and Joker being lovers (a batjokes compilation)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- This is my free-style sequel to the "Batman and Joker being ex lovers" video XD I didn't expect it to blow up like that. Like I know it's a cliché, but seriously tho, I'm glad I found so many soul bretherin amongst you :D
If you haven't checked it out yet, make sure to do so! • Batman and Joker being...
This one is a tad longer, tho feels shorter for some reason...
Probably because a quarter of it is just Arkham Origins hhh
And the other quarter is Telltale.
I wanted to include scenes where it's hinted at that there's something there, you know :D Not just the "nobody kills my bro but me" fun quotes.
And then there are just the memes 😂 I wanted to adress the memes mostly, as I love them and I've collected lots of them over my life, I could make a fucking Iceberg just out of the batjokes memes XD
And speaking of my batjokes knowledge, what kind of video would you like me to do next? I was thinking maybe comic book batjokes, BECAUSE THAT'S where the TRUE juicy shit begins XD
Or that Arkham Origins video... Or a Batjokes essay, so you can see my ACTUAL opinion of this ship... Or just the Batman memes XD Which I'll probably do
one day
as I'm still incredibly busy now.
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Music used: Viva la Vida remix and Despacito 2 + Only you / Coldcold heart
Clips: Batman TAS, Mask of Phantasm, Under the Red Hood, Death in the Family, Injuctice 1, MK 11, Justice League Action, Telltale season 1 (4), season 2 (2 and 5), Arkham City, Arkham Origins, Arkham Knight, 1960 series, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight Returns, Brave and the Bold, Lego Batman the movie/videogame
Comic books: Injustice, Mad Love
Please do one with the comics sometime. I really need to get to know some more comics with batjokes highlights i feel there are so few.
I too think comic book batjokes showcase would be interesting, because many people know of them only from movies and such, not realizing that they're actually a thing in some books :D I'm just afraid not many people would watch that video, as I'd like to put a lot of my time into it. So thanks for showing interest! Do you, by any chance, know of any spicy batjokes comic book moment? :D Because who knows, maybe you know of something that I don't and would hate to miss
Batman Europe (this one was so ridiculous at the end i was blown away, they get Bane to ship batjokes), White Knight, Batman Arkham, Death of the family. Injustice ( Superman accusing Batman of mournig Joker is pricelss). Yeah i think i just know the most famous ones, this is the most slashy it ever got in the comics.
Oh and Endgame of course from the new 52, how could i forget. They literally lie togheter in a heart shaped pool of blood at the ending and Batman calls Joker his friend.
@@alicenopaisdaslivrarias Europa is the first thing I had in mind, that's a no brainer XD White Knight is definitely gonna get mentioned, dunno about Arkham comics (it's the same thing as the videogame), Death of the family is another no brainer, I've already talked about the Injustice one, but repetition wouldn't hurt XD
@@alicenopaisdaslivrarias I think I could mention Endgame along with the Death of the family as the Snyder run, in one package :D Thanks for suggestions! I knew them all, but at least now I know what people would like to see XD
*Falls in love*
Joker: Is this some kind of disease???
@@zalybrainlessgenius503
OMG like that's just so beautiful 🥺✨
@@rei6308 Beautiful and unfortunate for Joker
@@zalybrainlessgenius503
Damn that's deep just thinkin' about it :')
@@rei6308 Their relationship makes one think deeply, that's why it's so appealing
Joker has admitted to loving Batman so many times I’m sure when people hear it they don’t question it
Whenever Joker says something like that people always say "That's such a Joker thing to say"
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 or Batman would go “Love me? You don’t love me”.
Joker’s just sitting there like “and I thought I was dense”
@@Noone-mr5fd That's exactly how Batman replied to Joker telling him he loves him in Broken City :D
2022 who is still watching
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Batman is better than this
Every year we get closer to canon batjokes. And yet every year DC takes it away
Wrong, batjokes is canon! :D It's just that they're not overly affectionate towards one another because... you know, they are Batman and Joker XD
Harley Quinn season 3 you are our only hope , as much as i like Bethany but Joker belongs to Batman . I read in the comments of another video that they want to take his character where they've never taken him before . I hope that means batjokes
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it is canon? Since when?
@@rocktoo7603 in the comics joker admits that he loves batman
A lot of times. I would say, it's was the officially canonical staff before LGBTQ become at least a little normal in society. This was made for make joker more scary and disgusting in people's eyes. When homophobia slowly(VERY SLOWLY) starting to fall down they made to him a female love interest, Harley. She doesn't exist before 90s. But even in her debut series he still love only batman, and just use her. But now, many modern writers seeing in them, maybe a sick but ♂️TRUE HETERO COUPLE♀️ (hi suicide Squad). Sorry but I am a REALLY annoyed DC's tryings to sit on the two chairs where in one side their homophobic mans audience wanting to see how batman fuck every Women in the scene (I can't find other explanation of amount women who kissed or fuck him.) And on other side ancient canon and lgbtq community requiring to give them joker back. @@arissamazumder
Lex and Superman - Divorce with messy child custody
Joker and Batman- Hot mess/side f-ing and child funerals
Child funerals XD I agree with the side hate-fucking, that's how I see them. Unironically.
Supes and Lex are good now too :D He's something of an anti-hero now. Good for them
TRUE
What the?
lmao
historians will say they were just friends
They seem like very good friends...
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yeah ;)
@@therealmrmago9077 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
And they were roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
"to toxic, to stabby, to frutty" guys, they knew what are they doing with this line XD
Ikr :DDD It's like that line was made for that... Well, the whole Batman BATB is a meme material, so I guess it was
La serie es un meme
Joker: Ooohhhhh you could say that over the phone Batman, that if I had you here I would pound you to a pulp!
Batman: Start pounding Joker.
Joker: *AAAAHHHH-*
Perfectly cut scream :)
the perfectly cut scream got me bad tho- it was funny in that scene
and the " *start pounding joker* " got me before that too
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It's my favorite scene in the entire video. The "start pounding, Joker" and the perfectly cut scream right after it is peak comedy. 👌✨️
9:18 ok let's talk about that scene. They are standing REALLY uncomfortably close to each other and their facial expressions (especially Joker of course) don't help.
It literally has that "kiss already" type of vibe to it and I simultaneously love it and hate it for that(mostly because it makes me picture things that I *definitely* don't want to picture)
Like a lego kids movie has NO right to put this much sexual tension especially between batman and Joker.
What I'm getting is that the writers either clearly knew what they were doing or they were trying to imitate the friendemy type of relationship that perry and doofenshmirtz had in Phineas and Ferb
I mean yes, that's literally the purpose of that scene, it's a parody of your classic dramatic romantic scene XD And I love it. So funny
You really irked me with that remark.
Kids aren't the only ones watching a movie about a legacy media
Or the notion that a kid's movie always should be TV Y4 or R rated and never aimed at older kids or younger teens or just be for families.
Kids aren't at theaters by themselves either, so the movie should be entertaining to the parents.
Bruh the amount of fruity options telltale gives the player, they knew what they were doing
It WAS their selling point... :D
it was on purpose as far as I know. john is confirmed bisexual, too 🤷♂
@@harlow0917 plus there's the Tumblr post from one of the writers, (assuming it was actually one of the writers, anyone can fake being anyone online)
At 4:18 Harleys going the opposite direction from where she came with the jewelry so I'm headcannoning that while Joker was crying over his crush not being there she just decided to steal shit anyway. Iconic
😆 yea sure
Exacto
I believe that is straight up canon
actually telltale and lego jokers are best ( like, u know. the most cute and kind and lovely and cinnamon roll)
Lego Joker has always been a cinnamon roll, not just in the Lego Batman Movie :D Maybe I should make a video just about Lego Joker...
@@thecookiecrewkittymembers5080 a sinnamon roll
@@zalybrainlessgenius503YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!!! i mean...hehe... if u want :0
@@frogchamppp6846 That would be the least I could do :D I just dunno if it's something people would like to watch
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Do it please
8:20 that was THE PERFECT transition lol
I know lol! I'm proud of it myself
You should look into The Batman (2004) series. There’s some BatJokes moments in there, too. Especially the movie The Batman vs. Dracula.
Honestly, I LOVE the 2004 series, but I never really got Batjokes vibes from it. In fact, it's the only series that potrayed Joker's relationship with Harley in a way I kinda like :D The Dracula movie... has some weird lines, true, but... The only scene that comes to mind is when Bruce silently mourns Joker after his assumed death. Maybe I just don't remember everything, it has been ages since I've seen it
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Batman literally feeds his own blood to Vampire!Joker, who responds with “You complete me.”
@@Jackie-McCann Yeah, that was, pretty creepy ngl XD But maybe one day I'll make another compilation, there are a lot of scenes I've missed
@@zalybrainlessgenius503
Batman literally cried for Joker 👀
@@emmytweetie2177 He cried? I remember Joker crying in one episode, but Batman?
The compilation of Jhon saying dirty things KILLED ME LAUGHING AND DIEING XD MY INNER BRUCE WAS SCREAMING XD
:DDDD Real Bruce was screaming too. But the S was silent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Basically, the whole Joker segment from Telltale season 1 is just John saying dirty things
Nice! I think I brought about 69😏
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 And season 2 could of had more but they made him meek and a total simp for Harley 😭
Im gonna let Batjokes destroy me. Addicted ❤️❤️
-mood-
"You know I considered being a normal fan but then I just thought why not let it take over my soul instead?"
@@poisonouscarp We sold our souls to the devil, also known as Puddin
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 a noble sacrifice.
@@poisonouscarp Ya me esta sucediendo...
When Batman told joker to start pounding and Joker screamed, I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Perfectly cut scream XD
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Honestly 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Minuto?
6:23
10:48 This part makes me crack up so much every time I see it. It perfectly encompasses my thoughts about those various jokers as well lol
Haha, glad we agree on that :D
How did i get to this point of my life where i literally ship Joker and Batman...like HOW BROTHER
I cannot answer this for you, I've been shipping them since I was 11 :D I grew up in it
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 And i always been to afraid to even look into this weird fandom but now that i did, its pretty cool and yo videos are pretty awesome too, keep up the good work bro bro :3
@@hannas9638 Honestly, all batjokes shippers I've ever met are total chads. When you tell them that the ship is weird, they always just shrug their shoulders :D Outside of annoying kids that are in every fandom, batjokes shippers are a chill bunch. And thanks!
I ask the same to also.
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I'm currently trying to convert my twin and one of our best mutual friends
Hahaha joker getting saucy and rolling the dice while bats discovers joker's pillar of salts. Instant belly acher.
Joker's pillar of cocaine :DDD
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 my love if its salt or cocainum as good ol Arnold calls it. Then im sure he's building pillars before he listens to the crowd cheering that the old King is dead. Love your work. Again I can't nessassrily show you how fast my heart beats for you always but upon a world record of trying with effort, I am sending you all the pounds in a bundle. You should do one of the Harley Quinn series when joker gets the shits over not getting his electric car.
I know what you mean with the Telltale personality switch of John lol
The first half he was more like a powerful and muscly man who used dirty jokes and the second half he was like a limber cute man who said things that he didn't realized could be taken as dirty x'D
Ngl though I LOVE both of them, they just don't seem the same
Exactly as you're saying it. The first one felt like he's above the situation no matter what, which is how Joker should be. The second one felt lost everytime :D
I assumed that It was because in season 1, John was in Arkham, where he felt in control and knew his way around It, but when he got out he was overwhelmed (besides he was with the pact which were more intimidating)
@@redacted5078
Tldr at bottom btw :D
That's what I was thinking! However, although I think the majority of the change in personality definitely came from that, I do also think that there is a (larger than what I'd say would be usual in the circumstances) difference with how he interacts with other people (which is shown well in his relationship with Bruce). Since Bruce and John knew each other in Arkham and out of it, their relationship would have differences because of the different circumstances, but I don't think it would have such a large difference. In Arkham John was much more like the leader and the strong one (compared to Bruce), but in the second half, when he was out of Arkham he became much more meek and Bruce became the leader one.
Tldr:
I definitely think there would be changes in his personality because of the new and different situations he was put in, but I didn't think it would be so much of a change as it was (or to that extent).
Edit: For who knows why I can't ever spell "definitely" right lol
@@redacted5078 That's an interesting thesis, never thought about it that way
@@foxbatman1396 No matter why his personality changed, we all know it's because Telltale generally doesn't think ahead and just needed him to be a tad different for the sequel :D Probably because they wanted to use it as a marketing point, as "Hey, look, we have a NICE Joker"
14:02 I know Batman tugged Joker's shirt and lifted him up, but from their silhouettes (and the caption you gave) it looks like Batman just got home from work, had a tiring day and excited when he know Joker is baking some pies and lifts him by his waist xD
I know right! That's why I love that scene so much 😂
-HOW MANY PIES DID YOU JUST BAKE
-nine, I think?
-BRMBUMBRU 💕💕💕
Me before these videos popping in my recommendations: Could care less about this shit
Me now: As a DC Media super fan since the day Batman first started, there is nothing anyone can say that would convince me that this isn’t canon. They are a couple. They are the moment. Now excuse me as I go and finish my BatJoke fan fiction
I'm in love with this comment :D That's exactly how I felt when I started liking boys at the age of 15 and thus started shipping batjokes XD Even tho I've watched Batman since I was a child
No one:
My recommendations at five am after I've drained TH-cam of almost all it's batjokes content:
It's that part of youtube again
2:35 I CANNOT- THE WAY HE LAUGHED
:DDD Ledger was adorable as hell, rest his soul
in the movie he scared me- though his acting absolutely blew me away
wish he were here today.
@@stephaniecourteoreille5972 did he die-
the video that poops out at your recommendations is kinda like an advertisment for children parties themed with batman and joker
And that's the reason why it looks like Batman is taking Joker from behind? XD That made it even worse omg
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Xd it is an evil clickbait
@@kikischan2063 Truly XD
6:13
I'm pretty sure they made him softer was to really show how mirrored Harleys and John's roles are in this game. John being manipulated and gaslighted, while sorta wanting the best for his team,and Harley doing the manipulating and gaslighting
I know that was the strategy. My issue is that Telltale wanted to have their cake and eat it too, they wanted to turn Joker's character upside down, yet still made him into Joker at the end. And thus it felt really uncooked... Especially the villain route
That one single line in Villian Route after John has Gordon betray bats and catches him and says "Play along... like I taught you," makes me wonder, among other hints of his high intelligence in Telltale in general, if John isn't just playing Master chess the whole time to see how far Bruce will go and manipulate "a very misled friend" to "complete his mission." His "breaking character" giggling then "oh **** right gotta pretend" after the funhouse killings seemed like icing on that theory too. Like a game he wakes up and gets lost in on the way... errr, anyway, just a half cooked theory.
@@meow.6633 FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED! I was thinking abot this a lot, since a lot of people want me to do a Telltale analysis. And I can't decide if John's personality switches are clues about him being just one big puppet master, or if it's just the writers being incompetent
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 My honest opinion is that the writers roped in those special hints bc they wanted the fans to be able decide and make it as ambiguous as possible, so no one version is true, and they wanted the player to feel real guilt (just like joker would want) bc if it were as obvious as in 1 people wouldn't have fell in love with soft John the way they did and leant toward the vigilante choices. I personally think he was playing a role the whole time for the giggles ( he mysteriously stops the facade the second you stop 'trusting him', hmm, like he knows "oops game over"--and when you keep trusting him vigilante route he tries the to push you to the limit at ACE--the small shocked laugh of disbelief when you get his best ending). But in light of that rather jarring change from 1 to 2, canonically I would say he is manipulating... You can see how fascinated he is with bruce/bat already, studying him, trying to get a read.. john says at one time "you know how to push my buttons.. pull my strings.." then as joker at wayne tower he turns he says "I know you. I know how to push YOUR buttons"... he keeps saying he knows bruce, best friend, like he's saying "I know what you're doing and I love it and I'm going to see how far you go cuz it's fun.." oh man. Those are just a trickle of things I think support it.. but a full analysis is too much work for me. I think the writers knew what they doing. I think hints are also in some of the facial expressions too, which I love that they actually took time to do. I feel like John was even trying to mentor bruce into being sneaker and more subtle, like bruce was the innocent one sometimes--like pulling the tracker off and presenting it--something no normal batman person would notice. Going into "joker wants batsy to be the best he can be theory.." anyway those are just opinions bouncing around, hopefully can help cultivate some thoughts if you do an analysis, which if you have time & motivation, should! 🦇
Side note it seems like xD (whoops I'm prattling) he might even been setting himself up to be 'innocently' forcefully set up in bruce life, planning it from the asylum if you read too much into his reply when John asks for a favor bruce says "You'll never get out here" OK. Shhing now.
8:36 *That scene* in every single kinky Foe Yay/Enemyslash smut fanfiction ever made.
enemyslash :DDD I can't with this terminology
6:24 -7:05 *THE POUNDING TALK..I CANT* 😳💀💚
AND MAN.. 11:01 That *ENTIRE* last part of the video based around Arkham origins, really got me like, woah..
I totally get why batjokes from that game is your favorite, 👀 it's so intensely well put relationship wise to each character, Very cool to witness it all go down in just those scenes alone! 💕👌
This is why I love the 60's, no censorship, no thinking twice, no shame XD
Arkham Origins (or the whole Arkham series for that matter) is the closest thing you can get to comic book batjokes in modern media. And I guess that's why I love it so much :D Along with the interesting complexity of it of course. I love the things it added too - like the suicide plot and such
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 IKR, different times better jokes XD
and woah- and here i thought the Telltale game was the mixing pot of batjokes content👀Baha- that's so cool, :3c 💕
I hace Arkham City downloaded on my pc but never fully played through it
@@essenceweebkittyx3 I get what you mean by the motion sickness XD I always play the games nonstop till I finish them and I never feel physically good after playing them lol. But I recommend at least checking the cutscenes on youtube! Telltale has very shallow batjokes, Arkham has deep batjokes :D
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 YEAH LOL- the graphics and swooshing around the city kinda gets to my brain, XD
Ooooo spicy,👀👀 XD I'll check out the cutscenes sometime!💖💖 >:3
@@essenceweebkittyx3 + the grainy foggy muddy atmosphere, ew XD And I'm used to playing horror games.
Start with Arkham Origins :D It's canonically the first story and I'm sure it will get you sucked into their relationship right away :P
10:54 TOO FRUITY LMAOO
Am I wrong? :D
If anyone wanted to know the translation of 3:12
"My Coeur des course" means my heart of hearts
" Joie de vivre meaning" loosely means exuberant enjoyment of life
and "my pomme de frites" means french fries or my french of my fries
lol hoped this helped
French fries of my French fries, I'll start using that
Gracias fue útil para entender
Y ¿qué idioma es? ¿Francés?..
@@Shelovely8462 ysi
I have slowly become a kinda batjoke shipper
Thank you
Nice 😃
The telltale one sent me. I'm so happy omfg I didn't know thats what he says if you say nothing!!!!!!!!! 2:19
For the longest time I didn't know either, because I made me a rule to never choose "..." :D But sometimes, that's the best option
“I’ll show him the whole nine yards” is so dirty without context 😂
It's dirty with context too tbh
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 either way it’s just dirty
@@cecethequietlizard8706 Just like everything else John says
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 YES
Fucking L O V E Arkham Origins batjokes especially that Joker, I could say a lot about him and watching content from someone who sees and analyzes them in that way just makes me feel so glad , they are like you said PERFECT, so thank you for all you have done and for appreciating them
Glad you do like it! I was thinking about making a video essay on Arkham Origins Joker and his relationship to Batman! And, btw, I analyzed the Arkham Batjokes too :D
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Oh nice niiice I will be waiting for that video! And I have to see more in depth the content of your channel hahaha
Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard❤
@@ambarcornejo2851 X2
2:13
HOW DID I MISS THIS LINE. I LOVE IT.
😂
One needs to dig deep to find gold :P
why is no one talking about 3:20 though? Even superman knows whats going on huh😌
He's Bruce's best friend for a reason :)
3:00 hey if you don’t want Harley then I’ll take her
To a therapist
Reminds me of one fanart where Batman told Joker "Hey, your car is nice and all, but I'd rather ride your Harley."
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it was at that moment joker got jealous of Harley
@@braindunkin That's what I've seen many people saying :D In TAS, there was a moment where Harley kissed Batman and everybody was like OMG, WHAT WOULD JOKER THINK ABOUT THIS - STOP KISSING MY BOYFRIEND FOR SURE
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 now that seems like it legitimately would be what he would say
@@braindunkin Imagine a scene where Batman wakes up next to Harley and suddenly Joker comes in to the room, gets shocked and says "How... How could you?! After EVERYTHING I've done for you! After being here for you, after being so loyal! And YOU do THIS to me?! HOW COULD YOU?!" *pause* "And don't look at me like that Harley, you pissed me off too."
i swear to god batjokes from arkham origins deserved a whole video just for themselves..😪😪😪
IT. DOES.
7:04 gets me every time
:DDDD Why did I even put that in, it's so perverse omg
After I finished Arkham Origins, I was so confused on why the game got so much hate. So far I've played every other Arkham game besides Arkham Knight (which I'm a few hours into), and Origins is still my favourote and always will be. The story, how well every chracter was portrayd, ESPECIALLY Joker, is so perfect in every way. I will never get over this game I love it sm
Well, Origins is a City reskin, doesn't improve on the gameplay, and was VERY buggy when it came out. With that said, it's my most favourite game out of the whole series 👌
This video came out during a BatJokes micro obsession and now I can't stop watching it!!! It sounds so bad lol but I think this is like my 10th time rewatching 😅 😂
It doesn't sound bad at all, I'm having batjokes micro obsessions at least 365 times a year :P
13:19 batman lowkey ate that
I fuckin love Joker's sick twisted sense of humor
It's the reason why he's many people's most favourite character ever
Their ship dynamic is just-
aUghHh 😍
AEÜGH
FINALLY some arkham origins rep. Always loved that game n how it handled the characters
TELL ME ABOUT THAT XD From what I've seen, people like the game, they just think it's the worst Arkham game. Which is fair
I wish they had a kiss scene, and I wish they had a movie based on their romantic relationship. But sadly, that would be more function then cannon.
Haha, they almost had it, in Batman Europa 😃 But the script got cancelled at the last moment
I'm here for the Batman Origins praise.
It gets so much shit but it's probably the best game on the Arkhamverse story-wise imo. I think ppl are just so hard on it because Rocksteady didn't make it. Completely agree with your take on how it perfectly nails the Joker's relationship with Batman and Harley.
Also, the battle with Deathstroke was incredibly good.
Well, to be fair, it has its flaws outside of not being made by Rocksteady, like not expanding on the concept, copying gadgets from AC, being empy, having its share of glitches... But if you take it for what is it - a filler game - it's absolutely amazing and something we didn't even deserve ;-;
And it does some things better than the other games too! Like boss battles, like you yourself said. I love the battles between Deathstroke and Firefly
9:19 that’s me and my friend 9:20 my friend saying he loves me 9:22 my reaction
5:26 is my crush when I tell him I love him
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 R.I.P
@@unusualloser3814 F
I started crying when the Despasito 2 started playing!!
My FUCKING EARS!! 6:22
I cried too when I've heard that song for the first time 😂
2:37
I never really understood this scene when I watched The Dark Knight. I honestly thought Joker was messing with him
Until I started watching your videos lol
Joker just messing with Batman is a perfectly valid point of view when it comes to the relationship of these two :D
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Indeed, my friend, indeed
14:00 HOW MANY PIES DID YOU JUST BAKE
WHY DID YOU BAKE SO MANY PIES JOKER YOU'RE WASTING RESOURCES
"Start pounding, Joker!"
*_AAAUUGGGHHH_*
As one wise pufferfish once said
6:24 PLLLLLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE
Rule 34 would like to have a word with you XD
This is where I go to erase the fact that I have 22 assignments missing for English, thank you good sir 😳
I've never seen a more relatable comment in my life ;-;
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it's okay we can both take summer school together and then watch batman the animated series on our lunch breaks :'o
@@GAL-CAKE ❤️ I'd love that. Tho it's my final year now, if I won't make it I'll have to find job to pay the summer school with 😂
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 AWW WAIT YOU'RE SO LUCKY!! XDD
I'm about to end my jr year, I wish you luck with finding a job!! x'D
@@GAL-CAKE :DDDD Thank you. One would say I'm lucky, but finishing school in this situation is quite... bizzare XD
IF YOU HAVE UR VOLUME UP HERE BE CARFUL 6:21
I HAD MY VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP AND NOW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING-
Haha, thanks for doing the warning for me. I have my volume down when making and reviewing videos, because I do them at 4 am and don't want to wake the whole neighborhood up :D
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 np lmao-
8:37 BoI iF yOu DoN't-
Why cant they just marry already???
Harley herself asked the same thing in the comics :D
0:06 PFFFFT
Bruce hexed himself right there
Me watching this because of my pleasure for shipping these two😂
Why would you call it a "guilty pleasure"? It's perfectly normal XD
John will remember that😆😂 *me dies*
John will most definetely remember that XD That's why he's so awkward with Bruce for the rest of the game
6:33 me waking up my little brother
Sweet home Alabama
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Wait, not like that! XD!
@@notsocaringwolf.3763 XDDDD Sorry
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it’s okay lol
0:11 OMG AHHAGAGAG I CAN'T
Bruce cursed himself right there
Now, I think Bruce and Selina should be together... But Joker seems to really love the Bat! as a joke, or not!
You think that? XD I mean, don't take me wrong, I love catbat as much as the next person, but I think they work best when they have their on/off thing... Sorry, King just ruined it for me XD
Joker loves Batman, hell, there was even a comic where Selina herself realized that and left Batman :D It was Snyder's comic I believe...
*Joker waiting for batman to beat the living Crap outta him be like* : 3:31
That's where he gets his kicks... literally
This way he treats Harley is fucked up tho, I don’t like that. But yes those two are 100% in love.
He treats Harley as he treats everyone else who isn't Bats
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 true
OK but Harley deserves better
0:49
Joker has an Abortion
wtf :DDD
7:57 joker confessing he's in love:
BatBoy,tm: you love me?
Joker:
Game pov: *john will remember that.*
(This is mikes daughter btw lol)
Joker: TOO SOON
- i see emotions, intensity... two of hearts!
- joker.
he sounds like hes not even surprised lmfao 😭
Fucking amazing. Really funny edit and I definitely ship it. It’s basically canon.
It is canon :D Glad you liked it!
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it really is canon.
13:49 and that is what I like to call enough internet for today :D
I completely understand XD
9:07 😂😂❤️
we're shooting a cosplay on Batjokes! Take a look please
Oh I hate them (affectionately)
A healthy relationship then, as it should be :D
14:24 it’s just a vid of two cosplayers fighting lol, they didn’t know that batjokes was a ship and put that as their title
Somehow that makes me calmer honestly 😂
3:06 gotta agree with him there, *no one likes third wheel harley.*
(This is mikes daughter btw lol)
No one likes a third wheel, Harley.
11:59 Thanks for the info... They do sound similar... That New York accent
The more you know
lmao what's with the harley hate i don't understand. really enjoy these batjokes vids btw.
I guess you're not a part of the cult XD Thanks!
Idk about marvel, but DC be lookin mighty fine 👀
DC plays with their own rules
JESUS DID YOUR EDITING HAVE TO BE THAT GOOD
My editing is shit XD But good enough for a video like this
PLS I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHERE 8:13 COME FROM RN😭
a cutscene from the lego batman movie videogame, it's based off the lego batman movie :)
I confirm
@@zolasninja Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard
10:07 what.....
Weed
14:22 I just checked the video of it, and is just nothing just some batman and joker fighting around tho ;-;
I appreciate everyone who checked that video out for me XD
Can I point out it took me to watch this 4 times to actually NOTICE AND REALIZE there is a part (6:20) in czech?? Now I found it bloody hilarious, how it got there? Like- I am native czech so when I read it and understand it didn't make me wonder at all but now when I notice- How all our English batjokes fellas understand that one part in our shit slav language ahahah
Shit slav language, excuse me, our language is beautiful XD How do we sound to them? Like Russians. All slavs are Russians to english speakers
Batman: "Start pounding, Joker!"
Excuse me? Repeat that, please?
I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look🦇💜🤡
I was wearing headphones at max volume at this part the video 🤣6:22
I'm sorry for your loss of hearing
Joker is like Deadpool but more focused on only one person XD
13:46 are you sure it's only Joker that it excites? XD
You can't see it, but after reading your comment I've turned myself into a dog with shifty eyes meme :DD
OML 🤣🤣 ROFL@@zalybrainlessgenius503
Thanks to this wonderful video I discovered Arkham origins,ive never been a gamer but that game has me hooked;I love that Joker,hes the perfect mix between hammil and ledger plus troy baker did a wonderful voice acting😤🤌
Anyday I can spread the Arkham Origins love is a good day :D
Not a batjoke person but I just like to laugh at these.
That's a good outlook on it :D
6:42 I’m dead I’m so dead
So was Joker in that scene. Which means that Bruce just imagined him saying that...
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh wow 🧍🏽♀️😈
Oh god, I'm dying from those czech easter eggs. Brilliant!
PAVEL SOUKUP
Mimochodem, cože jsi to napsala poprvé do toho komentáře, než to yt smazal? :D Chtěla bych si to taky přečíst :(
Telltale Batjokes is the BEST Batjokes.
Eeeee XD Telltale batjokes is.... like any other gay relationship out there. Nothing special about it. But it's cute tho
Damn! You don’t gotta do Harley mean! She gay for ivy!
When you put it like that, yes, poor fucking Harley XD
I love how batman hates joker.....but joker is literally apart of batman's life
Unhealthy relationship XD
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 indeed XD
Get your cute little @ss to the movie theatre NOW
Why is nobody else talking about that line, it's beautiful
Do you think telltale joker has the balls to beat robin with a crow bar?
Hard to say, as Robin doesn't exist in the Telltale universe :D
I don't think Batman and joker actually love eachother romantically but their relationship is definitely very interesting and honestly a little strange 😅 they know everything about eachother without really knowing anything at all, and they very much complete eachother in a twisted way.
Edit: also in the bottom left hand corner at 4:12 .....that's a little unnecessarily rude to Harley....i definitely don't think the joker actually loves her, but really?
By her place I meant her place as Joker's henchgirl and nothing more XD Anyways, yes, I can see your point. It's absolutely the way you say it, it's just that some fans like us like to throw in a romantic element to make it even more complicated, don't mind us :D
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lol don't worry i agree with that 🤣
6:40
sir- SIR- DO YOU REALIZE- HOW SEXUAL THAT SOUNDS- "Me, Stuck deep inside you.."
...
i love this video so much-
Always thought it would be Bats stuck inside Joker, but I take what I get. Glad you like the video XD
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I AGREE- 100% Honestly, I feel like they would both be switches, but Batsy its 100% the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) when they are having fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@archive.6585 You have no idea how many times I discussed who'd be on top ever since I made my batjokes compilations XD
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
LITERALLY I'M LIKE "AYO???!??!?!?!?!!!!!" 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Please tell me where i can find this clip 8:08
That's from the Lego Batman movie videogame, a game based on the movie :D It's nothing special imo, really
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oki thank you :D
@@LegoJokerFanxD Sure thing ;)
0:27 What Batman show is this?
Assault on Arkham - it's a movie