How does one simply fornicate with a spirit? What does it feel like? Is it better than a human connection? Hey, V Sauce! Michael here! Today we’re gonna answer those questions and more!
It's like having a little bit of lag. you can tell somethings wrong and things aren't really connecting right, but it still works so you aren't going to put effort into fixing it.
@@Arbiterofthecity sorry but ı think that girl is older than 40 years since she is a ghost we can t sure how old she is maybe 169 or 313 it just a bad girl >:)
"I'm Normal "I consider myself a gamer" "OH! and I have a girlfriend" _This man just broke every single law in the entirety of the universe, HOW DOES ONE POSSESS SUCH ASTRONOMICAL POWER!?_
@@SataniaSquid I dunno why people feel so offended when you tell them to do good at something they should be doing good in the first place. Like, if you can't get a kill don't get into ranked.
@@SataniaSquid Based on his stereotypical arrogant appearance, I am pretty sure his team wasn't really doing that bad. I mean if he was really carrying them, they wouldn't be doing bad then would they?
He says he’s super normal, yet he calls himself a gamer. *He contradicts his own ideals* Edit: Ok, since I’m tired of people trying to “correct” me, I’ll explain the joke. It’s supposed to be a joke about meme culture, where if you are a gamer(like dedicated) then you aren’t “normal”. If you still don’t get it, look it up or be smooth-brained
"I'm normal and i have a girlfriend" "I'm a gamer" *_Woah, bro you can't be a total lowlife (normal person) and a cool person (gamer) at the same time_*
You got lucky for a ghost not killing you. You got lucky for the ghost being a girl. You got lucky she dates you. You got lucky because she likes you. You got lucky cause she wants to bang. You got lucky that she does stuff for you. That's what I call a harem mc.
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He's so lucky to have his own yandere type gf 2:34, 3:22 And to go to bed with her, after all you know what they say about the crazy ones... (they're crazy in bed)
Well they may have done it once or twice but then when he fell asleep she inflicted him with sleep paralysis and rode him till the morning, just my guess though
This is everything I want in life, and the fact I can never have anything like this makes me physically and mentally ill. I love you all, but I need to take a break and cry for a minute.
SkullytheKidd01 I don’t think she is a Yandere. Killing people isn’t meaningful to her so she think it’s like his boss is abusing him. It’s more like she is trying to protect him.
Syncere Cross to be honest it would only be good for an old man because by your standards you like her sexual appearance but if you go by logic you could never really tortured you the best thing you could do is just look at her because a ghost is Emporio where they cannot physically contact the living they can only move objects like Ouija board and some other things
*_I tell ya; it was just like every other tuesday before that ghost waifu son of a gun rolled up and scared the shit out of me... And things never were the same again..._*
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Mandy: literally kills a man an tells jack about it
Jack: *Huh, ok*
To be fair I'd feel the same way
Jack: Oh no. Anyway
I wouldnt care
galaktic Boss
Jack: oh no. Anyway we ran out of milk
Ah cool then
*"Almost everything about my life is normal"*
But everything changed when a ghost waifu attacked
Oof
HA, AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER REFERENCE, NICE!!!!!!!XD
Duchi sounds like a normal romance anime to me
@@thotpatrol3057 huh, your right, sounds like every anime I have ever SEEN, lol!!!
Good one xD
“This is my girlfriend Mandy. As you can see she isn’t normal”
More normal than you buddy your a gamer and have a girlfriend?
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
"I'm normal"
"I have a girlfriend"
"I'm a gamer"
something wrong is not right
No use this meme
Somthings wrong i can feel it
Kaio Lucena good thing you don’t live in New York because it Ghostbusters wolf instantly deal with her
NANI!! I have a girlfriend and gamer in the same sentence??!
Too much power
*Ancient times*
Spartan: I killed someone twice first his body then his ghost!
*Now*
Man: _I shagged a ghost!_
I shagged it then married her.....
In fact I receantly game over myself to make more room for shagging
4
4444
2
The number 4*
"I am a normal person"
"I am a gamer"
"I have a girlfriend"
*this man is too dangerous to be kept alive*
YES SIR. There can only be one.
Anakin: “This is not the Jedi way, he must live!”
@@johnchadian969 noble?
His GIrlfriend is a ghost
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM.
Mandy: who's more important? Me or the boss?
Him: the bos-
Mandy: so you have chosen death
Yeah bad idea, last time i chose the boss over my friends two died, one got sliced and put into 36 frames while the other choked with a rag
Mandy: *Well Yes, But Actually No.*
Mandy: its treason then
🗡️*HYAH*
@@ghazghkullthraka6306 is that a jojo reference
*Ghost Girlfriend*
Still normal!
*Bagning a ghost*
StiILL NoRMaL!!
as a speller, i need the definition of *bagning
@@sanmarinocornedtuna5166 Fucking
Fkcunig.
@@maninthemirror6938 The correct term is bagn, get it right
*Killing everyone that comes to your house just because "he looked into the keyhole"*
sTiLl nOOOOrMaL!!!!!!1!!!11
"I'm a normal guy with a girlfriend"
"I consider myself a gamer"
*Something's wrong. I can feel it.*
A disturbance in the force
Just a feeling I’ve got like something’s about to happen. But I don’t know what.
What do you mean that isnt normal?
@@jasonmarholz2427 rap god
@@palblue he banged a ghost
Before:
Kids: Aah! I hate ghosts, they are scary!
Today:
Weeb Ghost Hunters: Time to get laid.
They managed to turn everything into a girl to bang
Ambition.
n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿ o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ p̱̱̬̻̞̩͎̌ͦ̏ l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊
@@InsertUsernameHere_a Don't forget demons. Especially since helltakers creation
Can’t wait till people start trying to fantasize fu*ing trains
GUY BANGED A GHOST, RESPECC
Your Wifu Is Dull
@@twinkiesmaster69 you can leave now because she is cute
walton you are right
DANGANRONPA FAN!
Poltergoop
So this is how I met your mother
Son: confused screaming
Wait If they had a son, Wouldn't be the son a hybrid? So he could phase through objects and still have heartbeat? Dang That would be so cool.
@@IMCYT yeah then they have a high tech lab with a portal to the afterlife and they live in a small town
@@IMCYT hybrid of ghost/demon and human?... Devil may cry?-
@@Steagoing *MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEATH!*
@@muzankibutsuji622 *FORSAKEN I AM AWAKEN*
The persona music just fits the bullshitness of this perfectly
u right
Spaninglish
Persona 5 music just fits everything.
broh momanto
Bustin makes me feel good
God damn it jack
*Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!*
I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost!
Goddamnit, good one
An invisible bed!
Freakin' ghost BED!
"I'm normal"
"I'm a gamer"
"I have a girlfriend-"
Hol up wait a minute som ain't rite
I hear that persona music. I HEAR THAT PERSONA MUSIC!
Me too
What is your fav persona? Its a hard choice but i do love the god ones (odin,loki,etc)
You will never see it coming!!!
Looking cool Joker
Ok
How does one simply fornicate with a spirit? What does it feel like? Is it better than a human connection?
Hey, V Sauce! Michael here!
Today we’re gonna answer those questions and more!
If spirits are real the they would be made of less solid energy. So I imagine it would be really tingly
It's like having a little bit of lag. you can tell somethings wrong and things aren't really connecting right, but it still works so you aren't going to put effort into fixing it.
@@omgidkwhatimdoing9626 indeed
Vsauce Michael here, and that Ghussy got me actin strange
Dead.
Mandy: I killed another mailman, but it's ok, he was looking through our keyhole
Jack: Understandable, have a nice day
This dude: a normie and a gamer at the same time with a hot ghost waifu
Me: *S U R P R I S E D P I K A C H U F A C E*
I want to be this dude
So if we'll just think like him for a moment...
I could say "Yeah I'm a normie and I'm also working with the Akatsuki-organization"
The dream of every men
It's manga, what did you expect?
I WANT TO BE THIS DUDE
0:25 Well, at least you have a girlfriend. And after watching this, she seems pretty hot
Shes underage
@@Arbiterofthecity wait why arent you making an arrest
@@Arbiterofthecity sorry but ı think that girl is older than 40 years since she is a ghost we can t sure how old she is maybe 169 or 313 it just a bad girl >:)
@@Arbiterofthecity she's a ghost
@@Arbiterofthecity ghost are legal
"I'm Normal
"I consider myself a gamer"
"OH! and I have a girlfriend"
_This man just broke every single law in the entirety of the universe, HOW DOES ONE POSSESS SUCH ASTRONOMICAL POWER!?_
This is the 05 council and your being contained by the scp foundation *Disney channel wand art engaged*
Seems like that ghostgirl is watching him play, and she's interested
Morle of story: If you have a ghost girlfriend, make sure she knows killing people is illegal and don't use her to kill people for dissing you online.
He said he was normal and a gamer, he never claimed to be moral
@@SataniaSquid I dunno why people feel so offended when you tell them to do good at something they should be doing good in the first place.
Like, if you can't get a kill don't get into ranked.
Deadass and f**k morals
Fuck you killing people who diss me online is the only reason to have ghost girl
@@SataniaSquid Based on his stereotypical arrogant appearance, I am pretty sure his team wasn't really doing that bad. I mean if he was really carrying them, they wouldn't be doing bad then would they?
"you're getting killed a lot today" god that's the most accurate thing I've ever seen
*That moment when you feel the losestreak*
Logical Overdrive yeah all the time in paladin and clash royal
~Every PvP game ever
@@Oreca2005 paladins has two experiences. You either get a 30 killstreak or a 30 lose streak. Nothing in between.
Nocthe Medic true
"I've gotta get up early tomorro-"
"Daaaarling~"
Well, that escalated quickly...
He says he’s super normal, yet he calls himself a gamer.
*He contradicts his own ideals*
Edit: Ok, since I’m tired of people trying to “correct” me, I’ll explain the joke.
It’s supposed to be a joke about meme culture, where if you are a gamer(like dedicated) then you aren’t “normal”. If you still don’t get it, look it up or be smooth-brained
a splooshy boi he is a living paradox
He was meant to destroy them not become one of them!
He's a living contradiction
Being a gamer is normal.
@@ansrfururactions then you are lost!
**ring comes out as scariest movie in 2014**
*A few years later*
weebs/Twitter artists: *Im bout to Lewd this womans whole career.*
Weebs and Twitter artist: I am inevitable.
@@chantdemort5464 And I
Jerk off to it
I coulda sworn that The Ring came out much earlier than 2014... Maybe around the early 2000s or somewhere around the 90s
@@DrakenGunslinger probably a remake? I'm not sure
*not funny didn't laugh*
“Gamer” and “girlfriend” don’t go together. We live in a society
*sosity
*sussy baka
0:58 tosses vibtator
why does she even have that?
@@oskarasbartkus4775 why not
@@zhikos_6441 good point
@@ricebaowl non-vibrating toys don't tend to have the rabbit ears bit
@@ricebaowl yup, it was easy to miss
Bro: Dude, you got a gf?
Me: Yea dude, she's a ghost
Bro: a literal ghost!?
Me: ...far from that...
"I'm normal and i have a girlfriend"
"I'm a gamer"
*_Woah, bro you can't be a total lowlife (normal person) and a cool person (gamer) at the same time_*
"I'm normal"
"I'm a gamer"
You cannot be a normie and cool as heck gamer at the same time, pal
Me: am I a joke to you
Elliott Rivette yes you can
I'm pretty sure gamers are now considered normal in society.
He has a ghost waifu
@@GrimDarkParadise the world is not america
You got lucky for a ghost not killing you.
You got lucky for the ghost being a girl.
You got lucky she dates you.
You got lucky because she likes you.
You got lucky cause she wants to bang.
You got lucky that she does stuff for you.
That's what I call a harem mc.
But it's one girl. Not a harem.
@@iceaura3938 Same amount of stars have to align for it to happen tho
No one is questioning the stamina of this man he went at it all night
Should I change it to a hentai mc?
*You got lucky she doesn't have to breathe*
Wow Erma’s parents really changed when they had her
Could you imagine Brandon finding this one?
At least he isn't dense like the majority of protagonists
What about konosuba
He said majority
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Living with a spirit he is the most “jokes on you im into that shit”
No one:
Johntron: I Have several questions
I’ll take your entire stock!
@@DreamingYokai no i'll take your entire stock for double the price
*_Johntron_*
3:30 i just can't with that moan...
nhentai here i come
Let me join you in that quest to the hentai
I'll tag along i guess
*_Disgrace to humanity time_*
You son of a bitch im in
Count me in on this hentai RPG quest
Ok guys, here we go on our Quest!
I'll be the mc hero :)
Im surprised he"s so chil even though she literaly killed like 4 people 😂
You expect less from dating a ghost.
Just an other normal monday
How do you know he didn’t order the other deaths?
The guy has whole other standards for what is considered normal.
the dude doesn’t care anymore lmao
He's so lucky to have his own yandere type gf
2:34, 3:22 And to go to bed with her, after all you know what they say about the crazy ones...
(they're crazy in bed)
*remembers Yuno* yeah...really crazy in bed...where did she hide that fucking axe...
That they're fun ...until they're not
Laz Mann the most accurate statement I’ve heard ever.
No, what you say about crazy ones is that you DON'T stick it in them, basic rule
I stuck my dick in crazy once can confirm
2:22 So he is that guy who fc'd End time with a controller
And that's how Erma was born X3
Nature's really is a spooky place XD
I knew someone was going to say it and it was you good job i need a drink now
My dude heads up i went threw the whole comment section theirs 28 to 30 erma jokes / reference im here to do my part
Hey somebody reads Erma. Nice.
Ah! I have found people of culture!
I do
Me: (Find this at recommended homepage)
Me: (looks at history)
Yeah that’s about accurate
Same
Ah I see your a man of culture as well
Yeah that seems about right.
wait reactor #7 how it it wasn't built yet HOW
I just watch jojo and one piece, how did i ended up here?
DeadJosey.
One of your best works.
Nice job.
“They went at it all night” Hah dude there’s no reason to lie we all know it lasted 5 minutes
Well they may have done it once or twice but then when he fell asleep she inflicted him with sleep paralysis and rode him till the morning, just my guess though
@@Yuki_Ika7 ... That's a pretty fucking specific guess
@@Yuki_Ika7 that's kinda creepy and weird... but weirdly posible
you have awoken something in me @Stevonnie Jenkins... and I don't like it, I'm scared
@Stevoonie Jenkins you are a boss. you write it like its nothing
Mandy is so cute!!!! I wish that could get special treatment.
Warm Lillie ikr
I wish all of us had that
Hol up is shadman ur pfp?
@@christianturtle8099 no
I don't think that hyper suck can be endured through
This is so awesome don't stop making any content and hilarious
More Mandy please
This is my favorite series other then everything else
well if the artist draw more lol
I watched this guys Succubus series, and now this.
*my man just earned a sub*
You Sir made a good choice.
God may bless you
@Pulzanicus pulzanic That is not a Bad thing if i can so and i do
@Pulzanicus pulzanic who's "Got"?
@@ajddavid452 search "Klay World: Oh My Got" on TH-cam.
Yes
23:27 too, I’m-uh... HOOO boy... gonna need a shower folks.
It's not even October and we are blessed with this Spoopy Waifu.
Spooky waifu is one of the best
0:12 *"mY nAmE iS yOsHiKaGe KiRa"*
Yes
*"I aM 33 YeArS oLd"*
I lIvE iN tHe NoRtH eAsTeRn SeCtIoN oF mOrIoH wHeRe ThE vIlLaS aRe.
AND I HAVE A FUCKING STANDO,NOW KILLER QUEEN BITES THE FUCKING DUSTO
au kira au kira
this man...this man is basically the perfect version of us gamers
honestly, i just feel bad for the mailmen. They're just doing their job.
If I was mailman...
I will insert my mail into their home and Runaway
0:51 I already see it the uncensorted.
@@davidmoreno8568 Sigmas would get it in the first time watching this video
This is everything I want in life, and the fact I can never have anything like this makes me physically and mentally ill. I love you all, but I need to take a break and cry for a minute.
The only thing that went through my mind through that is: "lucky bastard"
*Ghostbusters theme kicks in for the final scene*
He's busting ghosts alright
Would this be the Brazzer version, Ghostfuckers?
I A I N T A F R A I D O F N O G H O S T
I guess the “I’m an adult virgin!” vine doesn’t apply here anymore 😏
I like how if you pause in the right time you can see the uncensored version
Just LOVE the voice actors in this one...
😍😍😊😊💙
that why exist the rule 34, i can get any images without paying
live like a pirate is cool
@Jacob Locklear Who needs candy island. Its safer at the docks.
@Jacob Locklear that's because you have to follow the linked bridge to go up dat-a stream following a treasure bit-map to find them.
@@GrimDarkParadise lmao😂
YARR HARR DIRATY-DEE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Hmmm hmmmmmm o it's u. I see so u became a pirate then
I... Did not expect Assmongold in a cooking hat to be blocking the view today... Big fan of the guy, and this channel!
5 views
16 likes
Makes sense
_-obvious sarcasm-_
Hotel? Trivago
View is 75% time of the video seen when a like can be given instantly
Ghosts were watching and they liked the vid
I love the voice acting
Me: Looks at thumbnail
Also Me: *Has flashbacks of 177013*
LMAO
Others: Ghost are the embodiment of evil energies!!
This MC:So yeah I started smashing
I mean I think some can be tricksters but mean no harm, she seems like that type. I classify the word "ghost" as "a troublesome spirit"
Oh god.
*_-Toshi Densetsu episode 2 flashbacks-_*
Felt bad for that guy
No
The face that's they used to censor the thing looks like it is staring into my soul
I usually don't go for the yandere type...
But I could make the exception for Mandy. Keyword: COULD
i W O U L D .
SkullytheKidd01 I don’t think she is a Yandere. Killing people isn’t meaningful to her so she think it’s like his boss is abusing him. It’s more like she is trying to protect him.
Well damn 0///0 I have no idea how to respond good voice acting though 👍
I'd love to see this as a full series!
Ghost waifu
*Everyone liked that*
Syncere Cross to be honest it would only be good for an old man because by your standards you like her sexual appearance but if you go by logic you could never really tortured you the best thing you could do is just look at her because a ghost is Emporio where they cannot physically contact the living they can only move objects like Ouija board and some other things
@@theshockerpit7274 What the heck are you on about?
Syncere Cross oh I know everything about the paranormal but still I know everything
@@theshockerpit7274 okayyy???
@@theshockerpit7274 wut
Honestly the censorship makes this funnier and better. Keep up the good work.
Der Fuhrer when?
@Der Fuhrer 3:26 if you pause it at the right time you can see it uncensored
The picture used for censorship is just saying "daF you looking at!?"
"They went at it all night" could you blame him hehe😅
ladies and gents everytime you see a censor slow the video down to .25 percent and you the uncensored frame your welcome
Thanks you 😛😛
Thank you brother.....deus her vult
youtube also has fram-by-frame (comma is one frame back and period is one frame foward)
The uncen frames don't even show much, just ass cheeks and titty tops.
3:26 I would say he went in like a wrecking ball but a meteor works too! 😁👍
When mandy terrifies the gamer I cant help but grin at Jack's evil chuckle
She must really leave him in pretty high spirits. 😉 I’ll leave now.
*Never Come Back*
Yeah you went way too far 😆 (That's what she said!)
now i just want to become the next kakyoin because of this pun
My name is James A. Janisse and this has been the kill count
Only did this because the picture you used for Censor looks like James
Andrew M.Cusi I know right!!!
Goodto know I wasn't the only one that thought of Kill Count
Isint it asmongold in a chefs hat.
TheIrishBread holy sunlight I think your right
@@TheIrishBread It is asmongold.
"Im normal"
"Also im a gamer"
HOLD IT!
*"THAT CONTRADICTS YOUR OWN IDEALS"*
Thanks to Shy Ranger for giving me this idea.
zekrom is mad at him
Is this Hentai I watched four seconds and I'm just confused?
Hmmmmm good question
Nah, it’s funny.
You nutted after 4 seconds?
@@CabbageConquerer his weak I can hold it for the rest of the video (hentai)
@@katozumo3288 br u h
Now give me the other version for education purposes.....
Aww that's adorable on how these 2 love each other so much.
The scariest thing here is Asmongold's face.
bald
bald
Yea they forgot to censor his sexy face
LULW MALD
th-cam.com/video/oS9pfLogSik/w-d-xo.html
also, bald
Mandy: between me and your boss who is more important to you?
Jack:Boss
Mandy: *I, Mandy Giovanna,will overthrow the boss*
korega...requim da
Pucci: [Made In Heaven]
this is the most wholesome and unwholesome thing I've seen in a while
1:40 that’s a big mistake saying that to your girlfriend…
Monster woman or not!
*_I tell ya; it was just like every other tuesday before that ghost waifu son of a gun rolled up and scared the shit out of me... And things never were the same again..._*
When Dr. Legs' theme starts playing, I know it's gonna be good
So he's playing heavy huh
*Baguette man laugh intensifies*
FOR REAL?! I HEAR PERSONA MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!
Id totaly read a real manga about this scenario haha, great job
"I would consider myself a gamer."
Huh... a male manga protagonist who actually snuggles with his girl. Honestly, I’m still wondering if this is real.
literally everything and I mean EVERYTHING!!! how are people doing this, from vampires to dragons to even DOGS!!!
If you pause at just the right time
You'll see the uncensored version ;)
"And that, Caspar, is how I met your mom."
I don’t know if I want more of never again
But I think I want more!
0:52 *Censor Fail*
(Edit: Also 3:27 at 0.25x speed... so inappropriate...😏)
Oh you are a god
Oh Jesus! May this person be blessed!
NOICE
Underrated comment,son
God bless u!!
I mean “censored” is pushing it.
The fact that the censorship on this video is so funny, amazes me, since its been 1 year and it didn't get old yet.