Normal brain: you should marry this certain character because they bring more to your farm Lesbian brain: aBiGaiL isH sO pERttY BuuTcH GirLfrEN pUurplee goTh
ok my opinions on the bachelors Harvey: a sweetheart. give this tired doctor a coffee and a cuddle. tell me all about your planes, I'll listen on repeat. husband material Sebastian: i love him but he's too cool for me. Still in his emo phase but an adult now. take me to a motorcycle ride pls - 10/10 would be friends with. Sam: Sk8er boi™, extremely loveable, also is a really sweet big brother? and plays music? heck yeah, husband material Alex: himbo. Big baby boy. has one functioning brain cell and would prolly be the best bro ever. Also, would make a great Cool Dad™ taking the kids for games and stuff. husband material Elliott: hopeless romantic. too sweet for me but whatever floats your boat i guess. probably wrote fanfics as a teen. would be friends with. Shane: depression, anxiety and existential crisis little man. i love him. i wanna hug him and tell that everything is ok. i call him Sad Chicken Man and i would literally die for him. needs to be taken care of. 10/10 husband material.
He's always been a contender for me, even though I favor Shane and Harvey the most. A long haired, artistic writer that lives by the sea? Yes please haha
He's so over the top (and the voice I have for him in my head doesn't help) but I love him. One of the hardest choices in my first game was choosing between him and Leah haha (and Harvey he's a babe)
I'm still marrying Shane, that dude needs love, a house, chickens and to spit in the eyes of Joja's capitalism... Even if I'm a lesbian and I'm just marrying him because he's the only interesting character xD
@@CoryMck I actually never understood the hype for Harvey but then again I was never really invested in knowing him so just a question (just say yes or no so I don't get spoiled xD), does he has a background story or a character development?
@@gemstonechimera4542 eehh...sorta. But it's not as drawn out as Shane's. But I'm only 8 hearts with Harvey & like 5 hearts with Shane. I'm trying to get everyone to 8 hearts first.
Tbh I laughed so hard at Sam's comment. He's the one I chose and no regrets. He's a little babied at first but he has hobbies, friends, a sense of humor, and I really loved the 10 heart event with him. Now my house has a music game room and a skateboarding ramp, but Idfc lol. I had huge house upgrades and decorated before the wedding anyway. I like Sam(Samson) the best.
@@lydiarobertson7962 I restarted a new file for fun and trying to explore Dr. Harvey and Penny more, to try other stories but I started missing Sam and jealous he doesn’t care about me. Even though it’s a new file 😂😂😂
Augh I love Sam so much- The first time I married him (haha I have 3 saves, 2 where I marry Sam, 1 I'm currently working on getting 10 hearts with all bachelors/bachelorettes to see their events- but of course I'm breaking up with 2 people so I don't lose everyone) was because he liked Joja Cola, and I fished every single day, so I really only married him because of his gifting compatibility. H o w e v e r, in my next save, I actually payed attention to him and I just love Sam so much. Not only because of the things you've said, but also because I just adore his family. God, I love Jodi and Vincent so much- Jodi needs a break and Vincent is so cute.. I don't really have very many hearts with Kent so I can't really say anything about him besides I just feel really bad for what he's been through but respect him for serving. And now I think I'm actually going to marry Elliott since I really enjoy how romantic he is, haha (sorry Sam).
I did too on my first game! I just started a few days ago, but i made a new file Im. Doing it all over again and this time im not rushing it until i get cheese so i can make him some pepper poppers Shane best boi lol
@@Eveoriginalsinner they aren't referring to you when they said "you" they meant why would the person who made the video call him that bc they did at the end of the vid
@@1kulik and let's remember that the farmer has worked for some long years before moving to the farm lol. Not a child anymore. You literally have an option to create a bearded man if you will.
LMAOO omg I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that Harvey looked a lot like George Harvey from Lovely Bones... The second I saw him, I just couldn't unsee it ;-;
I married Shane and I'm always the one giving him stuff because honestly, he just deserves all the love 😩 i also make it my mission to kiss him as many times as possible because again, he deserves it ✨
1st playthrough still married to Shane and i dont think ill ever have the heart to divorce and switch spouses so new files lol, but like have you even seen his chicken cutscene with Charlie?! That legit made me love Shane ;v; feels my heart oofpm
Idk who to marry, alex is a misunderstood himbo, sam is a teenage mutant ninja turtle, Sebastian is a goth eboy dream boat, and shane is the most relatable to me.
I KNEW HARVEY WAS BEST BOY my intuition is great. I walked into the clinic and immediately knew "I have to marry this dad if it's the last thing I do".
All of the top 3 are the worst spouses though, so there's the cost. Sam and Sebastian are my favorite spouses. Sebastian did yard work for me several times a week and my pigs were fed constantly. Sam did more yard work than taking care of the animals, but he's nicer to have around.
Bro, I can't marry another npc, Sebby literally stole my heart. I once tried to marry Harvey, but every time I was going to give him a gift, SEBASTIAN WAS THERE, and I think it's a sign, so I give Sebby coffee and marry him 🤝🤠
I married Shane because he was the first character to ignore me and run straight into the Saloon, faster than he was walking before. Ah yes, I love Shane.
The only take away I got from this is that Alex is like young Joseph and that's why I have a soft spot for him. Shane's my favorite bachelor but Alex has a place in my heart.
Thats soo right,, sebastian is so hard to find if you don't search his schedule at internet, the first time i played stardew valley i don't even know his existence and only found out at egg festival lol
I married Shane and was so frustrating cuz despite the fact that he went to the doctor he still has these negative dialogues and I know that sometimes a depressed person can get a relapse but shane's was a really negative character and doesn't change, was disappointing. I hope that a future actulizazion the dialogues will be more positive
i'm marrying shane. he's the only stardew man for me. is my boyfriend exactly like shane up to the crippling depression, the way he looks, and intense hatred of corporate capitalism? do i have a savior complex? don't talk to me im busy seducing shane into loving me and projecting onto him
honestly i wanted to marry almost all of them, they each had lovable things abt them ; sam being so family oriented, sebas softening up(honestly I was so tempted to just drag him out of that basement, he deserves better), abigail & maru's personalities. Harvey being the softest human being ever, shane & alex turning out way better than I previously thought. in the end i chose elliott bc he just was so sweet, so honest from the getgo & was ultimately my type of guy, tho leah comes veeery close after.
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER WATCHED LMAO!!!!! ok but on another note can you please make one about which spouse does chores the most around the farm?
look,,,, harvey is easy to please and tells me that i mean the world to him and occasionally waters the crops and repairs fences. nice boy kind boy (sometimes kinda creepy boy) but overall a good boy
So i guess im going after harvey now not only because i think his obsession with planes is adorable but also because he’s like top 3 on the npcs i wanted to date/marry
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a soft spot for Shane.
I love Shane ❤️
Just started playing and I already do
I also Have but i Just hate his room when you mary him, I'm thinking divorcing him because of that 😂😂
he’s my bb 🥰
he watered like 80% of my crops today, he is perfection
I was so confused when the video started
When it started I stopped paying attention for 10 seconds thinking it was an ad, until I looked up and saw spouse heads on footage and had to rewind!
Same here... o_O
Harvey is so underappreciated not only is this mans sweet but he also supports you
I love Harvey so much i've cried so many times because he isn't real :(
@@pinkbees.8877 I know what you mean T-T there isn't enough fan fiction about him either to at least help a little
He’s so boring though
@@gavinhudson8646 idk I really love his heart events especially the last one. He is down to earth, kind, and compassionate which is nice
@@gavinhudson8646 he may be boring
I married Elliot because I thought it would help me remember he exists
It didn't.
Oof ngl I used to forget about him all the time, but I started to like him recently so-
Bro where you at I just wanna talk
Who's Elliot?
oh lord
- Elliot wants a tuna
Where are you
I’m dating shane he’s depressed and he needs all the love he can get.
And yes it’s in stardew valley
all aboard in the Shane Train
Also needs chickens
I love Shane but you’re only dating one person? Tut tut
Im marrying alex on my main
And shane on my second.
Befriending shane can get you a blue chicken occassionally from buying from Marnie
This WatchJoja videos are getting better
Indeed they are
I married Shane, even though I do like girls more than guys. I just wanted to see him happy.
starryNarwhal same!! Him and Sebastian won me over more than most of the girls
I love your pfp
I just want my boy to be mentally and physically heathy and happy when breeding his amazing blue chickens 🥺
Normal brain: you should marry this certain character because they bring more to your farm
Lesbian brain: aBiGaiL isH sO pERttY BuuTcH GirLfrEN pUurplee goTh
My ultimate headcannon is Abigail and Maru... just imagine how cute they’d be together ugh
Same but with my crippling depression staring intensely at shane
@@Eveoriginalsinner Ok but Abigail and Penny?
My inner edge lord looking at sebastian:👀
MOOD
ok my opinions on the bachelors
Harvey: a sweetheart. give this tired doctor a coffee and a cuddle. tell me all about your planes, I'll listen on repeat. husband material
Sebastian: i love him but he's too cool for me. Still in his emo phase but an adult now. take me to a motorcycle ride pls - 10/10 would be friends with.
Sam: Sk8er boi™, extremely loveable, also is a really sweet big brother? and plays music? heck yeah, husband material
Alex: himbo. Big baby boy. has one functioning brain cell and would prolly be the best bro ever. Also, would make a great Cool Dad™ taking the kids for games and stuff. husband material
Elliott: hopeless romantic. too sweet for me but whatever floats your boat i guess. probably wrote fanfics as a teen. would be friends with.
Shane: depression, anxiety and existential crisis little man. i love him. i wanna hug him and tell that everything is ok. i call him Sad Chicken Man and i would literally die for him. needs to be taken care of. 10/10 husband material.
hm, i wonder who you like most....? hm....
@@starlight055 take a guess lmao
@@cherry4638 hmmmmm. Eliot? Surely. Gotta be. XP
SAD CHICKEN MAN- i- ALDKFLSDKSJK THAT'S SO FUNNY I CANt--
@@taranoodles JSKSJSLNF THX i saw it somewhere a few months ago and it stuck with me
Why am too obsessed with Elliott!!! His long hair and romantic novels are too cute for me to handle! 😫♥️🌱
I adore him too! He is so gentle and romantic. ❤️ Harvey is also very sweet. 😍
He's always been a contender for me, even though I favor Shane and Harvey the most. A long haired, artistic writer that lives by the sea? Yes please haha
Michael Vandiver Harvey looks like a beatle to me. Tbf I’ve not really seen much of his story but I’ve just never been interested in him :/
He's so over the top (and the voice I have for him in my head doesn't help) but I love him. One of the hardest choices in my first game was choosing between him and Leah haha (and Harvey he's a babe)
I'm still marrying Shane, that dude needs love, a house, chickens and to spit in the eyes of Joja's capitalism... Even if I'm a lesbian and I'm just marrying him because he's the only interesting character xD
Harvey...
You're forgetting _Harvey._
And also...
*Harvey*
You can be Shanes friend... But Harvey...
@@CoryMck I actually never understood the hype for Harvey but then again I was never really invested in knowing him so just a question (just say yes or no so I don't get spoiled xD), does he has a background story or a character development?
@@gemstonechimera4542 eehh...sorta. But it's not as drawn out as Shane's.
But I'm only 8 hearts with Harvey & like 5 hearts with Shane. I'm trying to get everyone to 8 hearts first.
same
Shane is the best in my oppion
Tbh I laughed so hard at Sam's comment. He's the one I chose and no regrets. He's a little babied at first but he has hobbies, friends, a sense of humor, and I really loved the 10 heart event with him. Now my house has a music game room and a skateboarding ramp, but Idfc lol. I had huge house upgrades and decorated before the wedding anyway. I like Sam(Samson) the best.
agreed, in my opinion sam is still the best
@@lydiarobertson7962 I restarted a new file for fun and trying to explore Dr. Harvey and Penny more, to try other stories but I started missing Sam and jealous he doesn’t care about me. Even though it’s a new file 😂😂😂
Sam and Shane😌
@@linoisbetterthanyou I kind of like Sebastian and Sam, it’s hard to choose Sebastian or marry Sam again on my new file 😂
Augh I love Sam so much- The first time I married him (haha I have 3 saves, 2 where I marry Sam, 1 I'm currently working on getting 10 hearts with all bachelors/bachelorettes to see their events- but of course I'm breaking up with 2 people so I don't lose everyone) was because he liked Joja Cola, and I fished every single day, so I really only married him because of his gifting compatibility. H o w e v e r, in my next save, I actually payed attention to him and I just love Sam so much. Not only because of the things you've said, but also because I just adore his family. God, I love Jodi and Vincent so much- Jodi needs a break and Vincent is so cute.. I don't really have very many hearts with Kent so I can't really say anything about him besides I just feel really bad for what he's been through but respect him for serving.
And now I think I'm actually going to marry Elliott since I really enjoy how romantic he is, haha (sorry Sam).
I’m close to marrying Shane
Update:I married Shane!
I did too on my first game! I just started a few days ago, but i made a new file
Im. Doing it all over again and this time im not rushing it until i get cheese so i can make him some pepper poppers
Shane best boi lol
Mell Dee he’s the best I have two kids with him
Married him on my co-op game with my friend, Fall 20 of year 1.
Elana Barber I did a cheat for money made it easy for me 😂
I married Shane in my very first game because I decided he needed me.
Harvey is the ultimate husbando... he’s so lovely and deserves the world
yeah I am so confused, why would you call him pedophile. Because of the mustache? That's uncool
@@1kulik yo wtf you talking about
@@Eveoriginalsinner they aren't referring to you when they said "you" they meant why would the person who made the video call him that bc they did at the end of the vid
@@thembofriendsimp oooooh yeah i forgot about that part
@@1kulik and let's remember that the farmer has worked for some long years before moving to the farm lol. Not a child anymore. You literally have an option to create a bearded man if you will.
the intro omg.. at first i thought it was an ad! lol
The editing is unique and I love it sm
LMAOO omg I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that Harvey looked a lot like George Harvey from Lovely Bones... The second I saw him, I just couldn't unsee it ;-;
Why do I gotta see this. Now i cannot unsee 😅 im planning to go for harvey
OMG YES LMAO
I married Shane and I'm always the one giving him stuff because honestly, he just deserves all the love 😩 i also make it my mission to kiss him as many times as possible because again, he deserves it ✨
same tho, shane is my beloved
1st playthrough still married to Shane and i dont think ill ever have the heart to divorce and switch spouses so new files lol, but like have you even seen his chicken cutscene with Charlie?! That legit made me love Shane ;v; feels my heart oofpm
Oh god saaame :'3
It's like i'm cheating on him
Sebastian is great shhhh ;o;
So long as emo husband is happy, I'm happy.
LMAO SAM
"make your own breakfast" xD he's the one I chose but he makes me pancakes lol.
I’ve never seen this dialogue from him- my mans was cranky damn
Idk who to marry, alex is a misunderstood himbo, sam is a teenage mutant ninja turtle, Sebastian is a goth eboy dream boat, and shane is the most relatable to me.
Shane is honestly so adorable once he opens up to you. He deserves the world, poor guy.
Your video art style is so precious and lovely-entertaining! Thanks a lot!
THE JOJO REFRENCES IL THIS TH-cam CHANNEL LMAO
I KNEW HARVEY WAS BEST BOY my intuition is great. I walked into the clinic and immediately knew "I have to marry this dad if it's the last thing I do".
All of the top 3 are the worst spouses though, so there's the cost. Sam and Sebastian are my favorite spouses. Sebastian did yard work for me several times a week and my pigs were fed constantly. Sam did more yard work than taking care of the animals, but he's nicer to have around.
I divorced Shane. And now I feel like really bad, he’s not talking to me anymore.
:( If you want him to forgive you you have to erase his memory in the witches hut
@@sopeachy.__ yeah, it’s a shame. It’s gonna take a long time for me
How dare you break his poor heart?
i can't take you seriously bc of bald kurapika
WHY MUST YOU RUIN HARVEY FOR ME THIS WAY
OH MY GOD NOT HARVEY FROM THE LOVELY BONES i'm- i'm losing it
Sam: ‘Jams on guitar’
Seb: ‘has panic attack by glitching’
This is great you need to post more videos like this lol
Shane and Sam are my ultimate favorites
I restarted a new file.on stardew Valley bc I was married to Shane in the first file. It's year two and summer. I'm married to Sebastian. I mean-
I already knew Harvey was a good candidate but damn-
I don't care who's best and worst they're all sad in one way or a another and in 12 different save files I'm making them the happiest I can
Shane is literally me just sober
Shane is me, Shane is my relateable bae
Yaes
Sebastian actually gave me a star fruit.
I think everyone gives you but I am not really sure
I have a soft spot for Harvey he's just too sweet and lovely.
Thank you for all this JoJo
The editing and humor😭 this video is everything😂😂
*screams in Harvey*
YES I KNEW IT HE'S THE BEST
Stardew Valley and Jojo's crossover, I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.
Excellent video !
I adore Shane. I understand how he feels, and I'm so glad I could help him. Plus, he always feeds my animals and waters my crops when I forget.
Bro, I can't marry another npc, Sebby literally stole my heart. I once tried to marry Harvey, but every time I was going to give him a gift, SEBASTIAN WAS THERE, and I think it's a sign, so I give Sebby coffee and marry him 🤝🤠
Harvey is my favourite spouse, not because he’s profitable but because he is so damn sweet
I'm dating sebastian. My tall emo cookie.
I'm happy I'm not the only one who loves Shane here
I accidentally built up sams hearts faster than anyone else’s and now I’m marrying a skater band dweeb who love his bro more than me
Listening to an automated voice absolutely dunk on Alex is making me scream-laugh
just putting it out here. i think alex is pretty dope and very well written character
the editing with jojo is exactly what i needed; i have a new standard now
I enjoyed this more than playing the game haha
Emily waters crops and feeds the animals :/
I really appreciate the jojo memes in this bih, very nice 👏👏👏
I married Shane because he was the first character to ignore me and run straight into the Saloon, faster than he was walking before. Ah yes, I love Shane.
You’ll never see me marrying anyone but Alex.... but Shane and Sebastian come close seconds
This was hilarious and I would watch it ten times over
Wait for a second I thought Sebastian from Black Butler was just fanart of Sebastian from Stardew Valley what the fuck
We've seen the waifus... Now it's the husubandos...
HOW DID I JUST DISCOVER THIS JOJO STARDEW VALLEY TH-camR
Alex is trying his fucking best okay?
the jojo edits are pure gold
Them Jojo references made this 10x better!
shane gave me a stardrop randomly one morning, so I'd call that top notch-
He brought his *n a s t y* equipment with him
Also 1:21, your character looks like mine except the clothes 😂...
The only take away I got from this is that Alex is like young Joseph and that's why I have a soft spot for him. Shane's my favorite bachelor but Alex has a place in my heart.
Thats soo right,, sebastian is so hard to find if you don't search his schedule at internet, the first time i played stardew valley i don't even know his existence and only found out at egg festival lol
All the Jojo's scene makes this double times better..
I'm just crying my eyes with tears so heart breaking but it cracks me up
this guy honestly deserves so much better for the dope editing lol
Okay, but what we really need to know is how much each one costs you in bribes- I mean gifts
I married Shane and was so frustrating cuz despite the fact that he went to the doctor he still has these negative dialogues and I know that sometimes a depressed person can get a relapse but shane's was a really negative character and doesn't change, was disappointing. I hope that a future actulizazion the dialogues will be more positive
I mean you can adopt frogs if you marry Sebastian.
This is all I needed to be convinced. 😌
I personally like Elliot bc he waters my plants a lot and fixes my fences he does that a lot so i like him a lot
i'm marrying shane. he's the only stardew man for me. is my boyfriend exactly like shane up to the crippling depression, the way he looks, and intense hatred of corporate capitalism? do i have a savior complex? don't talk to me im busy seducing shane into loving me and projecting onto him
I laughed so hard at the beginning I almost choked myself.
BUT THAT EMILY PIC THOOO
JOJO AND STARDEW VALLEY??? IM LITERALLY IN LOVE W U RN AAAAAAAAA
OMG THIS IS AMAZING THE BEGINNING
Elliott: a person in the arts field who lives in a hobo shack
Me: what more could I ask for?
*shows alex first*
*talks abt divorcing alex*
me: *angry wife noises*
NOOOO, ALEX IS TOO PRECIOUS
Well dont forget to divorce
the amount of jojo references in this video is great
honestly i wanted to marry almost all of them, they each had lovable things abt them ; sam being so family oriented, sebas softening up(honestly I was so tempted to just drag him out of that basement, he deserves better), abigail & maru's personalities. Harvey being the softest human being ever, shane & alex turning out way better than I previously thought. in the end i chose elliott bc he just was so sweet, so honest from the getgo & was ultimately my type of guy, tho leah comes veeery close after.
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER WATCHED LMAO!!!!! ok but on another note can you please make one about which spouse does chores the most around the farm?
The fucking jojo references lmao
Am I the only one who likes Alex here? Hes such a kind soul, and hes cute haha
nooo, i like him too :[ he might seem a bit arogantic at first, but he is so sweet after u spend some time working on him
look,,,, harvey is easy to please and tells me that i mean the world to him and occasionally waters the crops and repairs fences. nice boy kind boy (sometimes kinda creepy boy) but overall a good boy
I'm literally married to shane right now. he is my beloved and just so perfect. help, my saviour complex is showing-
The amount of JoJo references are 🤌✨
i am fr between Sebastian and Shane rn idk who to choose
I laughed at first when I saw that Shane was liked so much then I was sad that they like him more than me.
came for stardew valley, stayed for the jojo references
"A pedophile"
Eye-
So i guess im going after harvey now not only because i think his obsession with planes is adorable but also because he’s like top 3 on the npcs i wanted to date/marry
I love how Leah who has typically the most unprofitable job, rings in the most cash out of the wives.
Well......it hints out who's the best spouse ( shane is on the thumbnail)