DEFENDER'S TROLLS NEVER DISAPPOINT!!

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  • @DGR_Dave
    @DGR_Dave  4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    If you want to check out Defender's level, use this new code: MT7-FFY-8HF
    I've really been enjoying doing these TROLL levels live, so feel free to stop by over on Twitch! I'd love for you to be there and see me make an idiot of myself live lol!

    • @bryntslzar
      @bryntslzar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DGR FIRST REPLY

    • @PatrickBall7
      @PatrickBall7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love you Dave

    • @dylanimates3350
      @dylanimates3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave could you try some of my levels? My Maker is called weirdgamer.

    • @woahitsinky
      @woahitsinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gosh, i could never beat this level! i should see a little bit of the vid bit by bit to get past the level!Love the vid BTW

    • @bossbrickle1531
      @bossbrickle1531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What time will you be streaming?

  • @matthiasplatz5919
    @matthiasplatz5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    *even after noting that Defender is the archetype of "he who waits, dies"*
    *DGR every time* "Let me pause and see what's going on he......"

    • @type1740
      @type1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah shit I'm look at the spoiled part

  • @mithkabob
    @mithkabob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    12:18 lol at Defender in chat: "Wow, getting trolled SOOOO out order, but it works."

    • @Defender1031
      @Defender1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was, though... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @browniex5120
      @browniex5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Defender1031 Make a Behind the scenes video on this.

    • @Defender1031
      @Defender1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@browniex5120 Oh don't worry. I plan to very soon.

  • @drahmin4412
    @drahmin4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Chat: "Hello from Norway"
    DGR: "Hello from my Driveway"
    I found this so much funnier than it actually was

  • @CajunCrustacean
    @CajunCrustacean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Troll levels are like onions."
    "They stink? Oh, they make you cry? You leave 'em out in the sun, they start sproutin’ little white hairs?"

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he hes getting Troll levels confused with ogre levels.

    • @zivb-m1398
      @zivb-m1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t tell if you understand or not, but he means that they have oodles of layers

    • @acario100
      @acario100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zivb-m1398 He's... Saying Donkey's line

    • @brenkrasmer
      @brenkrasmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO! TROLL LEVELS HAV LAYE-well, you're not wrong, but that wasn't what I was getting at...

    • @theonlymann1485
      @theonlymann1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acario100 oh

  • @benjaminvargas2419
    @benjaminvargas2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Hello and welcome to the Trollbold Inn! Unfortunately, in order to pay, we only accept-
    *_Pain and suffering_*

    • @thunderring3932
      @thunderring3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately?

    • @piotrk8456
      @piotrk8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello and welcome to suffer and pain Inn! Gravely, in order to pay we only accept-
      Pain and suffering or being TROLLD with fun!

    • @piotrk8456
      @piotrk8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pain and suffering or having a nice boo dance and ather TROLLS

    • @purplpasta
      @purplpasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unfortionatly we only accept *H U M A N S O U L*

    • @aidenpichardo8043
      @aidenpichardo8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure ill give you all my lives!

  • @lucasleocadiodasneves9662
    @lucasleocadiodasneves9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    As a mathematician, Dave manages to mess with my Math abilities all the time, because whenever he has a 50/50% choice, he always has a total of 100% chance of being wrong.

    • @Klffsj
      @Klffsj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes I think he'd be better off flipping a coin.

    • @lucasleocadiodasneves9662
      @lucasleocadiodasneves9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Klffsj flipping a coin would solve most of his dilemmas

    • @lucasleocadiodasneves9662
      @lucasleocadiodasneves9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Botober first you need to study Math in college.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucasleocadiodasneves9662 Coin wouldn't help too much, given how many trolls punish stopping and waiting.

    • @lucasleocadiodasneves9662
      @lucasleocadiodasneves9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shalakor true 🤣
      But then, after he died trying to flip a coin, he would have another shot. Poor Dave 🤣

  • @nickydiamond9716
    @nickydiamond9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:34 Dave: We have an option
    Yeah. Killed by a fish always been an option for u Dave

    • @crichards8092
      @crichards8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's been that way in every single troll level, hasn't it

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    DGR tried to recover from the previous Defender troll level by going to an inn
    *_The problem is that Defender was the inn's owner_*

    • @Zero_de_Nova
      @Zero_de_Nova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo! Nice to see you Moon!

    • @twig-e6431
      @twig-e6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist.

  • @DistrarSubvoyikar
    @DistrarSubvoyikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time Dave dies right after a checkpoint, I imagine Team Rocket saying "It's a beautiful city that checkpoint city." to the tune of their motto.

  • @UltraGameCoder
    @UltraGameCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:30 "Is defender in here? Okey Cool Cool Cool. Hey defender what's going on here." My Google Nest Mini started listening to a request when dave said "Okey Cool Cool Cool" xD LOL

    • @dannysg3229
      @dannysg3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "man" instead of 'here'

  • @maria1100
    @maria1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hello from my driveway" I actually screamed in laughter and I feel like that's a little excessive lol

  • @kleinermaulwurf8530
    @kleinermaulwurf8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Greetings from TH-cam Commentary City, Dave!
    It's not as beautiful as Checkpoint City, Progress City and it's certainly not Donation Town..sorry about that!
    Just saw your channel a couple of days ago.
    Really entertaining!
    Here's to you and your old college days!

  • @sebbyplayz0049
    @sebbyplayz0049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dave: do you guys think I can beat the level in 19 minutes
    Me: sees the length of the cut TH-cam video
    No

  • @Marco-hl8lm
    @Marco-hl8lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Troll level: *exists*
    DGR: *plays it and gets trolled so many times
    His brain: *do it again*

  • @kommentarschreiber1611
    @kommentarschreiber1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Who also loves the "It´s a troll level" song? :D

    • @ComradeVenus
      @ComradeVenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      iiiiiiiits a troll level

    • @crichards8092
      @crichards8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Troll level, troll level,

    • @Lady8D
      @Lady8D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really _want_ to love it but I'm kinda on the opposite end of the spectrum. Keep hoping either it'll grow on me or someone will come up with a better one

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's perfectly simple and gets stuck in my head.

    • @TAMusic
      @TAMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lady8D haha i made the song for dave! Hopefully you will like some other jingles I made of Dave on my channel, I made 'checkpoint city' and 'kumquat pipe'

  • @SuperTux20
    @SuperTux20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Well-endowed fire bar"
    I almost lost it 😂

  • @dominiquesherwood9845
    @dominiquesherwood9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hello from Norway? ....hello from my driveway" 😂😂😂

  • @graysonking16
    @graysonking16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DGR: I haven't snuck in the back door since my old college days.

  • @smiley0287
    @smiley0287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played this level two weeks ago and I loved it. On the next day it was already deleted, so I can't play it again. I'm happy that it was uploaded again. Greetings from germany.

  • @Kurachi84
    @Kurachi84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i imagine Dave being so addicted to troll levels, that it'd go like this (just a theory...)
    Amanda: Dave, come here, i want to hug you!
    Dave: i wouldn't mind that ^_^
    Amanda: don't you like our love more thn those troll levels?.... huh??
    **Dave at SMM2, checking if a new troll level has appeared**
    Amanda: one day i'll become a troll, see if he likes me more, then!
    i'm sure that every single day, more trolls show up, and Dave will eventually get to them

  • @Jeloetta
    @Jeloetta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dave: *thinks outside the box*
    Level: *doesn't immediately kill him*
    Dave: :O
    Level: *threatens to CP1 him*
    Dave: :|
    Level: actually jk here's a death
    Dave: :,D

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need an autobiography from Dave entitled "Old College Days".

  • @TheMite7
    @TheMite7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how evenly distributed the time is in this video. 9 Minutes from start to first checkpoint, 9 minutes to second checkpoint and then 9 minutes to the end.

  • @jobkrabbendam7968
    @jobkrabbendam7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:32 i think it you didnt expect the option called a fish to the face🐠>😂

  • @Andres-x4n
    @Andres-x4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:12
    When ur girlfriend cheats or lies to you

    • @mattilatikka6896
      @mattilatikka6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who hurt you

    • @revnl17
      @revnl17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matti Latikka His girlfriend, didn’t you read the comment?

    • @Andres-x4n
      @Andres-x4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattilatikka6896 nobody

    • @Andres-x4n
      @Andres-x4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revnl17 😐

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and my brain: "What girlfriend"

  • @AliKandirr
    @AliKandirr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:40 I thought to myself you could get that shelmet, then I realized he put kaizo blocks to prevent cheese.
    Defender is always one step ahead

  • @arindambag2866
    @arindambag2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the fish hit Dave at 4:41, I got an ad for Zomato featuring Sushi.
    That couldn't have been timed better.

  • @jamesbrickner
    @jamesbrickner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got the Day off of school from a snow day, this is the perfect way to relax. Thanks DGR!

  • @freddietickle732
    @freddietickle732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:55 Every SPIKE is a chance for glory

  • @crichards8092
    @crichards8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:57 You know you want that mega mushroom 😂

  • @rabboy2411
    @rabboy2411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I said it: CHOKE POINT CIT *coughs* CHECK POINT CITY. SRC-VXS-8VG. 08:44

  • @TakeWalker
    @TakeWalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Auto boo dance is my new favorite thing. Also, coincidentally the name of my vaporwave cover band.

  • @AmyTheMeower
    @AmyTheMeower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As I always say:
    *right is always right...for dying*
    *left is always left aside*

  • @Craftendo
    @Craftendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was literally watching the video the old troll level by Defender and now there's a new one :O

  • @joaomsantos76
    @joaomsantos76 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    at 13:24 Dave was like "so you think..." and the boo is like shut up son, no one wants to hear your story

  • @peptithain
    @peptithain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing tops seeing that DGR uploaded a new troll level

  • @danielgoodrich264
    @danielgoodrich264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:02 DGR: What is going on?
    ME: Is that your motto?

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Defender: I made a level.
    DGR: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!*
    Juzcook: Hey, that's MY shtick.

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:33 “hey let’s catch up
    Player 2 has entered the game

  • @rustyshack2349
    @rustyshack2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Defender is on of the best, the best I know of. I miss his TH-cam breakdowns on the set ups.

  • @dox5634
    @dox5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Defenders true identity is Kevin from home alone

  • @aaronratner6343
    @aaronratner6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang that creepy ending. I really want to see a Mario Horror Game now. Nice video as always.

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Defender: Wow, getting trolled SOOOO out of order, but it works.
    Eh, that's Dave "thinking outside of the box" for ya.

  • @andrewhyun1846
    @andrewhyun1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Defender's trolls never disappoint.
    4:35 Dave's decisions always disappoint

  • @SurrealSnowman
    @SurrealSnowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:55 dang, that boo’s got some moves

  • @aidenpons9584
    @aidenpons9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DGR dodgin' trolls left and right, well done! I haven't seen DGR dodge that many since my old college days...

  • @tonysings9514
    @tonysings9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how DGR says immediately that we have an option and proceeds to die to a cheep cheep following his statement.

  • @Hydro_74
    @Hydro_74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Defender, I trust you"
    2 seconds later
    "I trusted him"

  • @thunderud9965
    @thunderud9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Defender defends his title as greatest troll creator

  • @billydrink
    @billydrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Level uploaded: 02/12/2020
    Dave: This was uploaded today
    Me: Doubt

    • @CashueTM
      @CashueTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he probably recorded this on the 12th but uploaded it today

  • @anthonyt6657
    @anthonyt6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Be glad you played the redo. The original CP2 pipe was so much harder!!! Had to go all the way right, jump, run left because he had a falling platform!

    • @Defender1031
      @Defender1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. I realized people were having a lot of trouble with it, so I simplified it until it was like this. Only realized later that I could set it up where you can actually see what you're doing with mario and still have the pipe itself hard to find accidentally. I'm so sorry about the early versions.

    • @anthonyt6657
      @anthonyt6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Defender1031 All good, I was one of the first to clear the first couple versions and then didn’t see the 3rd and fell to the back of the line😩

  • @joeyharrolle2699
    @joeyharrolle2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: Dave really is the greatest stream In SMM2
    Dave: * literally speechless by that statement*
    Also Dave: Time to get some Pepsi from my counter top

  • @kitzu4613
    @kitzu4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:05 his face
    lol
    level makes dave go shi-
    he gonna curse
    shenanigans

  • @yeetusdeletus8565
    @yeetusdeletus8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There is a checkpoint flag behind the Muncher" *jumps into Muncher*

  • @davex2444
    @davex2444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I play every level that Dave plays before watching and he always finds two or three trolls I've missed.😁

  • @druid_zephyrus
    @druid_zephyrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya Know, I haven't had a raging Clue this hard since my old college days. Man! The amount of Clue Goo on the tutu.

  • @luigiongaming3959
    @luigiongaming3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just realized I havent seen a real honest to god CP1 in a long time. They've all been joke CP1s that actually take you to the end. I miss the olden days of watching carl do a compilation of cp1 reactions

  • @alexsadventuresandcreation3471
    @alexsadventuresandcreation3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:30 Dave softly whispers a curse word.

  • @crichards8092
    @crichards8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Streamer dies:
    Poo: im gonna rip this controller in half
    Panga: oops
    Desbug: am i a joke to you
    Smashy: *silence*
    Dave: pfffffffdtWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ElleTGC
    @ElleTGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was uploaded on my birthday. What a great present.

  • @thanewright8432
    @thanewright8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:24 "it stirred me up in the loins"
    Me: ........ ummmm..... uhhhhh.... are you ok today? Its a game....
    Note: I mean no disrespect to DGR (I really like your youtube channel!)

  • @sansleskeleton5570
    @sansleskeleton5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DGR: sent to cp1
    Ad: the fun never ends!!!

  • @CamDraws
    @CamDraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:21, That part when the hidden block appeared I was like, Poor DGR can’t handle much more.
    Also, these troll level creators have, In the words of DGR: Big Brains.

  • @Rhayvhenn
    @Rhayvhenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A good troll level is like an onion.
    You peel a layer, theres another one. The more layers you peel, the more the tears. And only Shrek can eat them whole.

  • @MarcTelang
    @MarcTelang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beginning: water falling from the sky.
    Me:IS THAT THE TEARS OF LIFE

  • @Zack207
    @Zack207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video as always keep up the incredible work!

  • @sadbread7261
    @sadbread7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:06
    So mutch for thinking outside the Box DAVE

  • @The_LuigiSonic
    @The_LuigiSonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:41 DGR Poggers. Also, I never realized you put the timer at the beginning of the video 'til you bellowed "NO!!" at the end. Guess I got trolled...

  • @luminous6969
    @luminous6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:40 I haven't had such a raging clue since my old college days.

  • @MMrz
    @MMrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Half a month ago, Defender told Carl, he had a full level size of concepts which he "just" needs to turn into trolls

  • @talesfromthemidwest
    @talesfromthemidwest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time Dave brings up his brain I get hungry for cashews.

  • @lavaguava2648
    @lavaguava2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "stirred me up in the loins"
    O.O

  • @nibyafternight1983
    @nibyafternight1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Defender is one of the nicest people in the community. I recommend you if you haven't to watch his channel

  • @DergEnterprises
    @DergEnterprises 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was immensely entertaining DGR.

  • @eyeofgoggy9515
    @eyeofgoggy9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 im not gonna wait around
    *literally one second later* waits

  • @RoboSparkle
    @RoboSparkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave: Skips three trolls in a row
    Also Dave: Deliberately hits them anyway (one of them TWICE) because "lore"... FacePalm

  • @kottonmouthking505
    @kottonmouthking505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy succulents the Level DGR will never finish

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "People are saying hi TH-cam, and there's probably some inappropriate things in there as well.." LUL

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now all we need is a Troll level that needs the whole and tight timer (500 secs) and enjoy how many deaths we shall see...
    100% not a sadist

  • @IWasGivenRest
    @IWasGivenRest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is anyone going to mention that the timing at 14:11 was perfect? In real life his lights flickered but on the camera the timing makes it look like he looked at the blue blocks appearing.

  • @kingboo6128
    @kingboo6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    shoutouts to that monstrous turtles smw remix at the end

  • @gopromaster0111
    @gopromaster0111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for more trolled vids DGR, i like them the most. :D

  • @rarement
    @rarement 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl the troll level theme hits hard

  • @parkxtra5901
    @parkxtra5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DGR should make a time limit for future troll levels as a challenge

  • @feynmanwasagenius3482
    @feynmanwasagenius3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man that was a good troll level, loved it!

  • @drewlincoln2143
    @drewlincoln2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:45 when you find out your moms real name is not mom

  • @pocketlint4182
    @pocketlint4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This troll levels are the definition of the LUL emote.

  • @jsabuilds2404
    @jsabuilds2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Troll Mount Rushmore: Defender, CarlSagan42, JuzCook, and Chichiri.
    Dave sits at the foot of the mountain, wondering how to climb it without the trolls getting him.

  • @jonnyj1
    @jonnyj1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:36 We have an option
    Me: But we have no time

  • @tagwanted1840
    @tagwanted1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:08 8:03 *when dave sounds like a car tire*

  • @GRNKRBY
    @GRNKRBY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here early.
    Gonna guess he gets CP1ed twice this episode.
    Edit: He kinda did (before the full jump to the piranha). xD

  • @marsiller
    @marsiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, it's all troll?
    *always has been*

  • @DrPeterLankton381
    @DrPeterLankton381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna see LilKirbs get the world record on this levels!

  • @KentFelix07
    @KentFelix07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well here we go again with: "He who wait Die and He who fast also Die" XD

  • @lordkoopus
    @lordkoopus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never related so much to a boo having a seizure

  • @kennycarter5682
    @kennycarter5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need to know who deserves to be crowned... the king of troll levels

  • @rainvortex6181
    @rainvortex6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:54 top 10 anime betrayals

  • @happyyt266
    @happyyt266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d pay top dollar for a book about Dave’s old college days

  • @gamewizard2008
    @gamewizard2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder why that Para-Boo didn't appear the first time in the Dance Room.