The secret is to flip bikes for a little extra cash. If you do your homework, at worst you'll break even and you'll get to experience a different bike every few months.
The Muscle Biker I have three in a tiny garage. The missus now wants a little 125- well when I say wants I actually mean that she glanced at one a couple of months ago and said 'meh'. Good enough for me.
Science has actually proved this - the formula for the number of bikes that one should own is expressed as: B = N+1 (where B is the number of Bikes you should have, and N is the number of bikes you currently have)
Yep. The pain of owning a bike that is neither a sportbike nor a harley. Fellow Rider: What do you ride? Me: I ride a supermoto. Fellow Rider:...What's that? Me: It's a street legal dirt bike with smooth tires. Fellow Rider: ...OK.
Wife: What bike are you getting? Me: A Honda Shadow. Wife: YOU SAID YOU DIDN"T WANT A SPORTBIKE! Me: It's not. Wife: It's not a Harley! Me: No, it's not. But it is a cruiser. Wife: What's a cruiser? Me: Every bike I've owned. Ever.
Fu Jian He i live in holland its because if your 16 and got your scooter license you can drive a 50 cc scooter if you want to drive like a 125cc you have to be 18 and if you want higher like a 500cc+ u need to be 24 or older and we have very cool looking scooters here haha on my insta rodney.ig i post mine
The two little lads that live next door think I'm fuckin awesome! 😎 But that's probably because I look like a power Ranger and they don't care if I smell 🤔
I think it's important to remember that we ride because we love riding. The heart & culture of riding is absolute simplicity. It's not about 'making a statement' Idiots in tight groups doing hand stand wheelies down the highway have completely missed the point. Keep it simple, keep it real. Riding should release you & relax you to simply live.
I couldn't believe how good it feels to just roll out in a t-shirt on a hot day once I finally got comfortable enough to sheath the ATTGATT saber. Sweating to death at each light kills the mood!
That's why I'd like to own a Ducati Monster besides my sport touring bike. Oh, and a Grom. And a dirt bike. And a 125cc 2T trackbike. An oldtimer. A scooter. A big cc V2 cruiser. Fuck, I want them all.
but everyone else around you still expect you to get more girls than before.. as if a random girl would suddenly jump on the backseat when I'm stationary at a red light xD
Spot on man! Especially the last one, took me a couple of years before I figured that one out. Love nothing more to watch new riders strut around all puffed up (exactly like I used to).
Dude you NAILED IT with this one! I'm reluctant to watch, let alone share, most of these kinds of videos, but this one needs to be seen by everyone! Top notch!
That last one is so true. Most people that dont ride treat it like you have a dealth wish. Some will even question why you ride. And sometimes you sense that some people on the road hate your presence.
AAstr3N gave up on that FZ-07? Still liking all the bike life posts on Instagram? Speaking of FZ-07 I have a new sexy ass exhaust you can see it on my channel with my shitty B-roll video cause I was moving the camera to quickly...
OspreyBravo18 The FZ 07 is a very fun bike, I can agree to that. I remember sitting on one over the summer but I could barely lift one. I'm small and instead, I'd rather get a sumo because they're so much lighter. So glad to hear from you! I'll sure check that video out :)
Been riding 5 years now since I first bought a bike at 18. I still try to use my motorcycle over my car anytime I need to travel. I also still need to take 5 hour rides to clear my head weekly!
Opposite for me, had a cornucopia of bikes in my 20s, now in my 50s one bike for last 10 years. Just repaint it every 2 years, it's fun & satisfies that new bike need for a time.
hahaha this is spot on. that cafe one hits real close to home lol (I ended up building one. wasn't worth it to say the least) I think it comes as a phase for most of us, I'm definitely over it.
#7 is totally true! I think riding a supersport is the most awesome and most fun thing ever and other people are like "oh, that's cool" and I just can't believe that they don't care. i guess me enjoying it is the only thing that matters.
"You talk a language most humans don't even understand" Pretty much when I try to talk to my non-biker friends, after less than half a minute they're already like "Tf you talking about?"
You’re right about wanting more bikes. I haven’t even bought my first bike and I’m already thinking about my second. Getting my bike in the next month or two hopefully
Between my dad and I we own 11 bikes. A TTR125, Crf230f, Yz125, PE175, XR200, WR450, Ktm 1190, Yamaha Venture Royale, Kz650, GSXR1000, and last but not least a Yamaha PW50. You could say that we have a little bit of a bike obsession.
it doesn't hold several cubit feet of storage space.... or cross the country on a 1,500 miles ride. but I'm not dissing the grom, I think they're cool.
Running around town, I assume everyone hates me because I ride, but actually I meet a lot of fellow riders or wannabe riders who chat me up about this and that. Pretty refreshing.
Made me laugh! You've got a new subscriber, really appreciated! I'm thinking about buying myself a bike, but I just need my financial status to allow me such purchase. Channels like that one are an inspiration, and thank you for making videos like that!
I ride a KZ750LTD that I recently replaced the engine with the 1100cc version of the same engine... Being an LTD, it has a four cylinder engine, a chopper stance, a touring frame, and cruiser rider position/posture... People ask "what kind of bike do you ride?" I say "It's an antique from before there was a difference between cruisers and sport bikes". If the bike is present they usually go "Oh, that's why it looks so retro." I just roll my eyes and I don't argue with them over the difference between retro and vintage...
Love your videos bro as they are highly entertaining and also provide useful tips as well. And one other thing you are very honest because when you crashed which by the way you were very lucky to survive and I hope your okay you admitted, you where going to fast and you say you go fast as well which some riders don't admit. Anyway keep up the good work bro.
Rarely has anything to do with the band, it's normally about the corporate entity who owns everything down to the band's underwear. It would easily fall into fair use for that length though. It's no different with music, but who would run four seconds of music? Dunno about US but here satire is particularly protected by fair use. Asking permission is just good manners though. If it's been released to the public domain however, it can be used by anyone - not saying this example was though.
more than 3 percent for sure lol... maybe cuz im in cali, wasnt like that in philly but here i be working on my shit girls walk by and smile, "nice bike" many many times at gas stations, stoplights, and i just have a first gen fz1 all stock minus fender and new signals, thats it
Well here in Alaska it's six months. I'm not sure why you can't find it on the DMV website, that kind of sucks. It says it on the Alaska DMV website. I think it's the same waiting period to get your license for a car as it is for a motorcycle.
神様 i dunno where to draw the line on calling something a crotch rocket. I’d say 600s and up or anything with that inline 4 cylinder sound to. 250-400 id say sport touring. While some people may say they are all crotch rockets, I say that it needs to have some get up to it. After all rockets are fast right?
Awesome Yammie! Funny - very creative. Two thumbs up Mate! Oh, all the best from Australia too - from the West Coast that is! Understand you were Down Under last year but hope to see you on the left coast perhaps next time!
My dad was gushing to me about how he loved that Suzuki Tl1000S he had when I was a kid and how much he misses it. I've been staring at my Ninja and coming to the realization that there is probably going to be a V-Twin sport bike sitting beside it in the future.
Started on a custom built with a 70cc that my dad built when i was 8, then to a 110 scooter that i bought on my first job, then sold the scooter and got a 150cc street bike, after that i went to a Gilera SMX 400cc, then i broke a leg, and now i'm watching this video in company of 17 screws from my left leg. As soon as i can walk again, i'm getting a 600cc+ bike
Same with the mountainbikes, i cant stay with that one hardtail i have, 4 months ago i thought wheelies were amazing, now its a thing i do when i'm bored, but i'll stay with pedals. I am not old enough for a real bike
You'll always want more bikes....I didn't believe it either until I got one
The Muscle Biker I buy a new shiny bike and I start thinking about trading it in like 4 months later. It happens every time.
The secret is to flip bikes for a little extra cash. If you do your homework, at worst you'll break even and you'll get to experience a different bike every few months.
The Muscle Biker
I have three in a tiny garage.
The missus now wants a little 125- well when I say wants I actually mean that she glanced at one a couple of months ago and said 'meh'.
Good enough for me.
Science has actually proved this - the formula for the number of bikes that one should own is expressed as:
B = N+1
(where B is the number of Bikes you should have, and N is the number of bikes you currently have)
In my first year of riding I went from a Ninja 250 to an FZ6 to a KLR 650 and now an SV 650.
Yep. The pain of owning a bike that is neither a sportbike nor a harley.
Fellow Rider: What do you ride?
Me: I ride a supermoto.
Fellow Rider:...What's that?
Me: It's a street legal dirt bike with smooth tires.
Fellow Rider: ...OK.
Wife: What bike are you getting?
Me: A Honda Shadow.
Wife: YOU SAID YOU DIDN"T WANT A SPORTBIKE!
Me: It's not.
Wife: It's not a Harley!
Me: No, it's not. But it is a cruiser.
Wife: What's a cruiser?
Me: Every bike I've owned. Ever.
supermoto = dual sport?
No. Supermoto = dual sport with 17" wheels and street tires.
Supermoto Lifestyle
"People want to get away from you. You look like a power ranger and you smell." 😂😂Spot on.
"10 R6s and use them like paper towels" was the money line of this episode. good job.
Agreed
scooters are like fat girls.. they're fun to ride until your friends catch you riding them.
Jared Bourgeois in some european countries they are pretty accepted
Fu Jian He Are you from Europe? Because I cant think only one thats really accepted having a scooter
Adrián Pérez Rísquez the youth in germany and holland belgium is accepted of it
its like the one of the primary ways of transport of youth in the netherlands mate
Fu Jian He i live in holland its because if your 16 and got your scooter license you can drive a 50 cc scooter if you want to drive like a 125cc you have to be 18 and if you want higher like a 500cc+ u need to be 24 or older and we have very cool looking scooters here haha on my insta rodney.ig i post mine
Groceries? 11 trips on the bike.
Too accurate bro. :D
I pissed myself laughing for a good minute at this one... and yeah, I've considered it.
Honestly I walk to the store rather than ride there if it's a mile.
+Adam Leslie Not a real biker by heart^^
I ride pretty much every day less than a mile to the grocery store, because why not. Lol I'm a new rider and it's all experience.
man I really thought people thought I was cool
No shit! Bummer.
yes! people really don't give a shit :/
The two little lads that live next door think I'm fuckin awesome! 😎
But that's probably because I look like a power Ranger and they don't care if I smell 🤔
Cool 350z tho, I only say that because I too have one
i fuckin died at
" one little wheelie"
as the guys feet go up
"There's an inner squid in all of us, just waiting to be coaxed out."
I think it's important to remember that we ride because we love riding. The heart & culture of riding is absolute simplicity. It's not about 'making a statement' Idiots in tight groups doing hand stand wheelies down the highway have completely missed the point. Keep it simple, keep it real. Riding should release you & relax you to simply live.
"Need to pick up groceries? Why not make ELEVEN trips on the bike." 😂😂😂 that would be me.
amen brother. all it takes is a rack and a duffel bag, right?
@@suzukispider And sometimes tucking something inside the jacket.
@@dfhowes Ha!! I've had to do that on one or two occasions. yeah, sometimes you buy a little too much for the saddlebags, right..
I couldn't believe how good it feels to just roll out in a t-shirt on a hot day once I finally got comfortable enough to sheath the ATTGATT saber. Sweating to death at each light kills the mood!
Everything in this video is 100% true hahaha
Except for the scooter part..
Scooters can be so much fun, i would gladly own a runner 250 but not as a main bike of course but then again everyone has their own opinion.
turbo vespa to screw with other riders minds, hell yeah
Wayne Jurgensen we speak the same language then :)
Except for the stuff that isn't...
That's why I'd like to own a Ducati Monster besides my sport touring bike. Oh, and a Grom. And a dirt bike. And a 125cc 2T trackbike. An oldtimer. A scooter. A big cc V2 cruiser. Fuck, I want them all.
get a dry clutch monster, you will be very happy. iv got a carbie its brutal fun.
funhouseofhorror yup he's just stupid as fuck
Why not a moped?
Yeah dude ;)
Another thing, girls don't care about your shiny new bike
True
DMV Miata and Jeep sad but true. sigh*
but everyone else around you still expect you to get more girls than before.. as if a random girl would suddenly jump on the backseat when I'm stationary at a red light xD
DMV Miata and Jeep false
+DMV Miata and Jeep | You're hanging out with too many lesbians. LOL
Spot on man! Especially the last one, took me a couple of years before I figured that one out. Love nothing more to watch new riders strut around all puffed up (exactly like I used to).
Naked motorcycles is my favorite type of motorcycle body
you're absolutely right, sir! everything is much more fun if you do it on a naked lady with 2 huge "cylinders" ;)
dan t exactly ;)
I prefer the Martian ladies with 3 cans... ;-)
2, 3 or 4? doesn't matter as long as they're naked!
Jeppe Werring but they ate expensive :'( i want one too
Dude you NAILED IT with this one! I'm reluctant to watch, let alone share, most of these kinds of videos, but this one needs to be seen by everyone! Top notch!
Best one yet. You just described every motorcycle discussion I've ever had with my wife.
That last one is so true. Most people that dont ride treat it like you have a dealth wish. Some will even question why you ride. And sometimes you sense that some people on the road hate your presence.
I started liking crotch rockets at first but Supermotos got my heart now
Why should I sacrifice all the fun then? This unicorn has got a plan of her own as long as you think smart enough.
AAstr3N gave up on that FZ-07? Still liking all the bike life posts on Instagram? Speaking of FZ-07 I have a new sexy ass exhaust you can see it on my channel with my shitty B-roll video cause I was moving the camera to quickly...
OspreyBravo18 The FZ 07 is a very fun bike, I can agree to that. I remember sitting on one over the summer but I could barely lift one. I'm small and instead, I'd rather get a sumo because they're so much lighter.
So glad to hear from you! I'll sure check that video out :)
I got a sport bike. Apparently I've been obsessed with the since the age of 4, according to my parents. I don't remember any of that but, whatever. xD
I'm all with you on sumo's! Most fun you can have on two wheels in my opinion.
Been riding 5 years now since I first bought a bike at 18. I still try to use my motorcycle over my car anytime I need to travel. I also still need to take 5 hour rides to clear my head weekly!
HAHAHHAHA " YOU LOOK LIKE A POWER RANGER " That the only reason why i became a biker =D LOL
Darn!! That is JUST beeing BOOM nailed it! 100% true. Greets from a Belgian, 1 year of driving daily, naked bicycle rider!
I don't smell do I...?
*sniffs self*
Oh. I see now.
Opposite for me, had a cornucopia of bikes in my 20s, now in my 50s one bike for last 10 years.
Just repaint it every 2 years, it's fun & satisfies that new bike need for a time.
hahaha this is spot on. that cafe one hits real close to home lol (I ended up building one. wasn't worth it to say the least) I think it comes as a phase for most of us, I'm definitely over it.
I’m glad you saw the light. Ducati Sportclassics are ready to go and pack a whopping amount of torque and horsepower for their weight
Hey Bro, your sense of humor is spot on and really appreciate all you do!
yep, not many people i know think bikes are cool, or as some specifically call them "death machines". :))
People have been telling me for more than 40 years " motorcycles are going to kill you". It may be true but so far, I've managed to kill them first.
SovietZekk donorcycles*
My friends mom divides bikes in 2 categorys- choppers and razors
#7 is totally true! I think riding a supersport is the most awesome and most fun thing ever and other people are like "oh, that's cool" and I just can't believe that they don't care. i guess me enjoying it is the only thing that matters.
"You talk a language most humans don't even understand"
Pretty much when I try to talk to my non-biker friends, after less than half a minute they're already like "Tf you talking about?"
I'm a rider in the UK and you totally cracked me up with this video, Thanks!
"A filthy casual " 😂
You’re right about wanting more bikes. I haven’t even bought my first bike and I’m already thinking about my second. Getting my bike in the next month or two hopefully
the last one hurt my feelings
Luca Luca 🐺
Between my dad and I we own 11 bikes. A TTR125, Crf230f, Yz125, PE175, XR200, WR450, Ktm 1190, Yamaha Venture Royale, Kz650, GSXR1000, and last but not least a Yamaha PW50. You could say that we have a little bit of a bike obsession.
this video made my girlfriend laugh for a good 10 minutes
I've been riding for a few months now and Yammie always says the truth!
I get told all the time by my nursing friends. that I am going to die riding a motorcycle. haha
love these series man!
What do you mean more bikes? My grom does everything
More groms then
Chad Stuetzel it can't go over 60 mph though
Buy two groms, reach 120 mph, problem solved
Want to reach 180 mph? you know what to do...
it doesn't hold several cubit feet of storage space.... or cross the country on a 1,500 miles ride.
but I'm not dissing the grom, I think they're cool.
You meant nothing, right?
Running around town, I assume everyone hates me because I ride, but actually I meet a lot of fellow riders or wannabe riders who chat me up about this and that. Pretty refreshing.
Even with a 50/49cc moped, I can come up with any excuse to ride it. LMAO.
Made me laugh! You've got a new subscriber, really appreciated! I'm thinking about buying myself a bike, but I just need my financial status to allow me such purchase. Channels like that one are an inspiration, and thank you for making videos like that!
i only have 6 bikes if i tidy up the garage i could squeeze one more in there
I ride a KZ750LTD that I recently replaced the engine with the 1100cc version of the same engine... Being an LTD, it has a four cylinder engine, a chopper stance, a touring frame, and cruiser rider position/posture... People ask "what kind of bike do you ride?" I say "It's an antique from before there was a difference between cruisers and sport bikes". If the bike is present they usually go "Oh, that's why it looks so retro." I just roll my eyes and I don't argue with them over the difference between retro and vintage...
Scabby Lube
Scummy Boob
Greasy food
SkuzzyJ Hammy Moobs
SkuzzyJ scooby doob
Shit. I missed the opportunity to open strong with...
Kentucky Lube
Granny Pube
sounds like a fucked up version of the fairy odd parents theme song
I love muscle cars i grew up with them but before some days i sat on my friends zx9r and revved it a bit and since this i know i need a bike too!
Number 8: Slamming head on into a Porsche.
#8: taking corners way too fast and passing on blind corners is dangerous
get fukt yammie lol, hope u get better tho
Love your videos bro as they are highly entertaining and also provide useful tips as well. And one other thing you are very honest because when you crashed which by the way you were very lucky to survive and I hope your okay you admitted, you where going to fast and you say you go fast as well which some riders don't admit. Anyway keep up the good work bro.
I particularly like the shot of the handsome fella at th-cam.com/video/ufbRja17dho/w-d-xo.html ;0)
Sleepingdragon 1 | Fair Use... if you put anything up in the public domain, you're subject to it. YouPorn grabs my stuff all the time LOL
TheMissendenFlyer lol nice
I'm not bothered, I'm just glad Yammie Noob thought my intro was worth pinching! Cheers gents...all the best - TMF
I do indeed....
Rarely has anything to do with the band, it's normally about the corporate entity who owns everything down to the band's underwear.
It would easily fall into fair use for that length though. It's no different with music, but who would run four seconds of music? Dunno about US but here satire is particularly protected by fair use.
Asking permission is just good manners though. If it's been released to the public domain however, it can be used by anyone - not saying this example was though.
My first bike was a 2008 zx6r after 5 years later I am still in love with it
you bought the right bike. I've heard it said that if you don't turn to look at your bike every time you get off of it, you got the wrong bike...
here before a thousand views ☺ good vid
Subscribed. One of the best motorcycle videos I have seen.
more than 3 percent for sure lol... maybe cuz im in cali, wasnt like that in philly but here i be working on my shit girls walk by and smile, "nice bike" many many times at gas stations, stoplights, and i just have a first gen fz1 all stock minus fender and new signals, thats it
1:15 is spot on. Went one day without leathers, then went for a whole week before I went back to leathers lol. Feels damn fucking GOOD.
How long would I have to hold my motorcylce permit if I'm under 18, in Texas? can't find anything online
Approx. 20 years
Well here in Alaska it's six months. I'm not sure why you can't find it on the DMV website, that kind of sucks. It says it on the Alaska DMV website. I think it's the same waiting period to get your license for a car as it is for a motorcycle.
Hit gold again Yammie. You knock it on the head with a sprinkling of classy comedy. Love it bud! "make 11 trips on the bike..." lol
that y tho killed me
"I only put out high quality moto content that you will enjoy"
That's where you're wrong kiddo
Must suck being such a negative person. It ain't that serious...
But if you heard that part that means you watched it till the end.....so he still got paid. Who's the idiot here?
u say crotch rocket and show a pic of a ninja 250 lol
EF Hatch Life whats wrong with a ninja 250...???
it´s shit ;)
神様 i dunno where to draw the line on calling something a crotch rocket. I’d say 600s and up or anything with that inline 4 cylinder sound to. 250-400 id say sport touring. While some people may say they are all crotch rockets, I say that it needs to have some get up to it. After all rockets are fast right?
MLG Squad lol so the iron 883 is a massive crotch rocket?
Programming Cafe iron 883 is a twin not inline 4. I didn’t say cruisers and stuff couldn’t be fast. Was just talking about sport bikes.
Entertaining vid as always, keep it up Yammie!
Hey yammie, in our area I saw a white Nissan murano with a license plate of yammy? Ring a bell or no?
I love your sense of humor kind sir. New subscriber!
Can u do a vid on how to convince your parents to get a motorbike
Elite98bravo it wont help!!
Loved it! Nice video yam.
lol no in between with genders in the background..
Matt Rae funny asf 😂😂😂
Another great video, love the content man you make some funny stuff, keep it up!
Awesome Yammie! Funny - very creative. Two thumbs up Mate! Oh, all the best from Australia too - from the West Coast that is! Understand you were Down Under last year but hope to see you on the left coast perhaps next time!
very cool and informative videos bro, keep up the good work.
I LOVED it, man. I have been following you for awhile. Thank you, I love the videos! Keep it up!!
Love the new content! Keep it up.
so glad i subbed 2 u man, keep it up
I first found out about Yammie from the Porsche crash, but damn these list videos are great!
My dad was gushing to me about how he loved that Suzuki Tl1000S he had when I was a kid and how much he misses it. I've been staring at my Ninja and coming to the realization that there is probably going to be a V-Twin sport bike sitting beside it in the future.
You'll put your eye out kid!
Yes that is what I hear all the time.
Started on a custom built with a 70cc that my dad built when i was 8, then to a 110 scooter that i bought on my first job, then sold the scooter and got a 150cc street bike, after that i went to a Gilera SMX 400cc, then i broke a leg, and now i'm watching this video in company of 17 screws from my left leg. As soon as i can walk again, i'm getting a 600cc+ bike
ANOTHER WINNER, YAMMIE! It's like you know me better than I know myself.
That was REALLY well edited. Nice!
awesome video man
liked , subscribed also added to notifications
really thanks for the awesome video
Yo ***** Your videos are BRAAAAPPIN good. Hope the recovery is coming along fine
Liking the new direction you're going in.
love the list bro, funny as hell.
This is REALLY well done man!
this video is hilarious. I've watching this channel for about a year. I just subcribed.
keep the list vids up love them so funny and true
love your videos always funny
Almost 100k! I love you Yammie.
Yammie you a dawg bro! glad i discovered this channel, this was hilarious
Now that was a damn good video. Priceless
thats right you on to it gotta go for a ride yeah and the face expressions with your video spoken word was outstandingly cool
Best list video yet. MORE!
ur videos always spot on man
This is tje first video ive seen on your channel and you have a new sub
love the vid !!! gratz !!!
Good video Yam! Love these :)
Greetings from Normandy, France I sub'd because I like the humour. Great vids !
u sir are a god, keep it coming bro!
Same with the mountainbikes, i cant stay with that one hardtail i have, 4 months ago i thought wheelies were amazing, now its a thing i do when i'm bored, but i'll stay with pedals. I am not old enough for a real bike