The Return of No Mercy Percy | Critical Role Highlight | Vox Machina : The Search for Grog

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  • Percy deals enough damage in one round to end some villains multiple times over.
    Just watch and enjoy :)
    Taken from the Critical Role "canon" One Shot : "Vox Machina: The Search for Grog". Watch the full thing here : • The Search For Grog | ...
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  • @andrewmarshall7697
    @andrewmarshall7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4371

    Godling: Noooooo you can't do over 200 damage to me in a single turn I'm a final boss!
    Percy: Haha Bad News go brrrrrrrr

    • @HBCrigs
      @HBCrigs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      In older versions I think you go into shock and fall unconscious if you take that much damage at once

    • @jarrod3196
      @jarrod3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@HBCrigs they have that in 5e they call it system shock it’s an optional rule in the DMG

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@HBCrigs There's also an optional rule in Pathfinder called Massive Damage: if you do more than 50 damage that is also more than half max HP, they have to make a DC 15 Fort save or just die.

    • @lorrosdorborin4790
      @lorrosdorborin4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "You can't just do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn!"
      *proceeds to do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn*

    • @samcase9328
      @samcase9328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I have a better one than that.
      Godling: Nooooo, you can’t do over 200 damage to me in a single turn! I’m a final boss!
      Percy: I’m afraid I have *Bad News* for you…

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4518

    “49”
    Wow, that’s a lot of damage from a single attack. Nice one, Percy.
    “49 x 2”
    OH CHRIST

    • @challenge733
      @challenge733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      +6 from his dex....and half of the total on the creatures next turn.......insert flex tape meme here

    • @boonraksaboonparn4988
      @boonraksaboonparn4988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      challenge733 well that’s a lot of damage!
      you’re welcome

    • @palladin1337
      @palladin1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@challenge733 I don't think there's enough flex tape for what Percy did in that fight.

    • @philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988
      @philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boonraksaboonparn4988
      No you're welcome ;)

    • @lucienreles2321
      @lucienreles2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do kinda disagree with Matt’s method of Crits. In my party we roll the damage die twice on crit, doubling the potential damage, rather than the actual damage. My DM is considering taking a medium between the two, roll your damage die once, and then add the maximum that dice can do in addition. So if your damage die is a d10, you get 10 damage + whatever you rolled

  • @phyose4793
    @phyose4793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7434

    The group is playing D&D. Meanwhile, Taliesin is playing warhammer with how many d6's he's rolling

    • @SirFluffy100
      @SirFluffy100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      2e Shadowrun?

    • @grayfulbester
      @grayfulbester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@RoxyGotMoxy. i need to start playing shadow run

    • @fdajax5107
      @fdajax5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Twinlinked hurricane bolters and a storm lord for extra measure

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@grayfulbester Dude. DUDE. For raw badassery and cyberpunk insanity, there is NOTHING better than Shadowrun 2E.

    • @nathanjohnson1853
      @nathanjohnson1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just your every day, bog standard Astra Militarum shooting phase

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    3:00
    *Laura:* that's my D&D husband
    *Travis:* that's my wife's D&D husband

    • @NosferatuWickedTTRPG
      @NosferatuWickedTTRPG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      True love

    • @bloooddmooonn
      @bloooddmooonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      I just love that Travis is the biggest shipper for the couple out there

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This reminds me of the fact that my Tiefling charcater in my own campaign is about to marry and have a family with another player's PC, and that player is in a relationship with someone who doesn't even play d&d with us XD

    • @killiantank9674
      @killiantank9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tychogoedhart286 this just sounds like you're weirdly proud of "wooing" someone else's girlfriend without him knowing but in reality you're just playing a game and she goes home and blows her boyfriend anyway

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@killiantank9674 oh he knows, she's my best friend, and he's mentioned he kinda wants an irl threesome, he just has too much college stuff and work stuff for it atm

  • @AaronBoBaron_
    @AaronBoBaron_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    "Keyleth and Bertrand, you're on deck."
    "Are they?"
    So sly. Taliesin is forever a mood.

    • @suitguy969
      @suitguy969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Timestamp?

    • @AaronBoBaron_
      @AaronBoBaron_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@suitguy969 2:33 for Matt telling them they're on deck. Taliesin pauses for a moment before replying at 2:36.

  • @thenevermoreking8824
    @thenevermoreking8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5481

    "I have no modifier for Bad News"
    Matt: *freezes for a second thinking "Did he not add it the entire VM campaign?!" before proceeding as normal*

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      3:20 you can see his brain snapping

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      He made hundreds of attacks throughout the campaign, adding his Dex modifier to damage he probably should have dealt like 1500+ more points than he already did, which is about a whole extra Vecna worth of hitpoints

    • @EEVEEwolf1
      @EEVEEwolf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@alexv3357 i love your unit of measurement, makes my top ten favorite messurements

    • @cifire3912
      @cifire3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@psyberian well, level 20 characters are basiclly semi gods/demi gods. that means they are going to be fekin strong.

    • @NinjaDeathSlap
      @NinjaDeathSlap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      It only makes the No Mercy Percy meme better to know that he was, in fact, nerfing himself the whole time.

  • @KristenWood317
    @KristenWood317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    Percy wasn’t exactly ‘The Boogeyman'. He is the one you sent to kill the f***in' boogeyman.

    • @jessicazimmer8910
      @jessicazimmer8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I had this same thought. Glad I'm not the only one. :)

    • @Tavish_Studios
      @Tavish_Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh

    • @sarahgilliss3503
      @sarahgilliss3503 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Wick reference! Nice!

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx ปีที่แล้ว

      And nobody's hurting his dog...uh...bear...Trinket? Vex and Vax would remove you from reality first.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Percy in the Campaign is basically the definition of:
    *_loads guns_* “Fuck around and Find Out.”

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Percy: "I learned this in a little place called... 'Nam"

    • @aniviod2904
      @aniviod2904 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@thomasnolastname8734 fortunate son blasting on the background

  • @HG-mj9ow
    @HG-mj9ow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    An adult gold dragon has 256 hit points
    Percy did 249 damage in one round
    What the fuck, he almost could have one shot an ADULT GOLD DRAGON

    • @JesusKid1000
      @JesusKid1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Some DMs will rule that a target taking more than half their full HP in damage in a single attack means they have to roll a Fortitude save to avoid dying of shock.

    • @demodemon8940
      @demodemon8940 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      A stubbed toe would've killed that thing at that point lmao

    • @theoledicktwist6247
      @theoledicktwist6247 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@JesusKid1000fortitude is Pathfinder, and the massive damage usually is just a stun

    • @JesusKid1000
      @JesusKid1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mb, got turned about on what system it was.@@theoledicktwist6247

    • @Blandy8521
      @Blandy8521 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At that point, anything with self preservation would say fuck this and leave

  • @CherriPicking
    @CherriPicking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3559

    jesus, percy did *249 damage* in that single round. 249.

    • @madmanwithaplan1826
      @madmanwithaplan1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      still not the most though grog did 280 in one round and thats with half the attacks percy used only 3. HAIL THE BARBARIAN!

    • @jaredmorissette3208
      @jaredmorissette3208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madmanwithaplan1826 what episode was that?

    • @hawkeyegough8586
      @hawkeyegough8586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wouldve been enough to kill keyleth during the battle royale I believe

    • @madmanwithaplan1826
      @madmanwithaplan1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@jaredmorissette3208 the one shot battle Royale without vax in it. It's around the 1 hour mark maybe 1 hour 3 minutes.

    • @aions_end
      @aions_end 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Pressthebigredbutton
      Me,a level 2 Barbarian:I want to be like that one day.

  • @plgrn8r683
    @plgrn8r683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Empyrean:
    'Oh, fuck, that's an anti-godling rifle.....
    OH, FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-GODLING RIFLE!'
    Percy:
    'Bitches. Love. CANNONS.'
    Vex:
    *swoons*

    • @amaranthuscaudatus2786
      @amaranthuscaudatus2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      YES HELLSING ABRIGED

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Appropriate, given Taliesin was actually the voice director for Hellsing’s dub.

    • @edwineloyperezastudillo135
      @edwineloyperezastudillo135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @Urzaknight
      @Urzaknight ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mic drop facts

  • @DetectiveLance
    @DetectiveLance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    Everyone else is playing DnD. Percy is playing "you die now"

  • @radlee0123
    @radlee0123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    He's been playing the whole campaign without using the dexterity modifier.
    Oh God.

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No he's not.
      He forgot he had to add it because there was a hiatus in between the end of the campaign and this one shot.

  • @xonolia5661
    @xonolia5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    I like to think all of Liam’s commentary is Vax watching and eating popcorn from beyond the divine gate and rooting for his family

    • @jessicazimmer8910
      @jessicazimmer8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      THIS. It's now my headcanon.

    • @elizabethkblanco4620
      @elizabethkblanco4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It is canon! It’s canon!

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's like the necklace, just sitting there with the VIP view

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      and making comments to the Raven Queen about how percy fucked up that god...

    • @Kara99
      @Kara99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Someone animate this!

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    "Dear Gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half-armed man?!?" would be a hilarious t-shirt

    • @Quadraxis
      @Quadraxis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Didn't really get that reference. Did he lose a hand or something?

    • @zjuhn6147
      @zjuhn6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Earlier in the show, Percy got his arm torn off by bugbears who came out of nowhere. Its a reference to a joke that was said at the end of the first campaign

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      As someone with a paralyzed left arm, I would happily wear the shit out of that shirt!!!
      EDIT: Can i just add that, on a rewatch, i LOVE that Taliesin replied to that line by essentially kissing the middle finger of the tiny arm and using it to flip Liam off?? xD

    • @CarolinaMouse
      @CarolinaMouse ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL that was what Vax was saying from the other side while watching it.

  • @gastoncastrovivoda5211
    @gastoncastrovivoda5211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    That's enough damage to kill Lady or Lord Briarwood in a single turn...

    • @CJ-st1um
      @CJ-st1um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Correction: AND

    • @pokemario112
      @pokemario112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those bitches come back like they're Son Goku you gotta be ready.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Orthax: I taught that fleshsack well.

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@2049571 I RAISED THAT BOY

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maddoxio
      Same energy on that comment

  • @battyrae1398
    @battyrae1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    and that is the night the de rolo twins were conceived

    • @BisexualWrath
      @BisexualWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Canon

    • @nadavga
      @nadavga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just Vesper

    • @literatouristin
      @literatouristin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nadavga maybe Vesper ate her twin in the womb.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      5 shots, 5 kids. No one man should have this much power.

  • @r34p3r1992
    @r34p3r1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "Percy, Percy, show them some mercy!"
    Percy: I am, by murdering them

    • @Anonymous_Individual
      @Anonymous_Individual ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That quote gives off, “I don’t think that cigarette…CHK-CHK, could handle me,” vibes.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I am, they won't suffer for long."

    • @Jchmcom
      @Jchmcom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I am. It's called a coup de grâce"

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "This is me showing mercy. I'm killing them, that way they won't see what I'm about to do to their boss"

  • @barrythebarebearbarbarianw5667
    @barrythebarebearbarbarianw5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4200

    Anyone else amazed by the thought that no mercy percy might not have ever used his Dex for any damage hes done with bad news in the voxmachina campaign

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      BarryTheBareBearBarbarian WhoWasRaisedbyBears _Dude, the thought of that actually makes him horrifying_

    • @yargolocus4853
      @yargolocus4853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@RikuVA And Bad News was the go-to weapon of his. With 22 DEX...

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I caught that, too. There might have been a little bit of pee coming out of me.

    • @christinefarrell6438
      @christinefarrell6438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      I actually think he just forgot for the one shot. I remember him rolling 30 damage w/ no hex addition, which would be max. 2d12 plus 6. Against a horse. A very dead horse.

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ...oh my god

  • @Baileyduncan99
    @Baileyduncan99 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “I have no modifier for bad news”
    Matt: *RECORD SCRATCH* goes back to normal!!

  • @WadeWilsonKPop
    @WadeWilsonKPop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    I am a firm believer that the "special effects" when Taliesin was "mime-firing" that gun were not special effects at all.

    • @xiahoupaul19
      @xiahoupaul19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Well, he is over 4000 years old.

    • @snormax7691
      @snormax7691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@xiahoupaul19 wasn't the event his 487th?

    • @knotadoctor1455
      @knotadoctor1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get out of here Deadpool

    • @dittmar104
      @dittmar104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@snormax7691 must have been born on a leap year

    • @SgtSplatter782
      @SgtSplatter782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@dittmar104 Hell he's so old he probably doesn't remember his actual age, he just pulls out a random number every few decades just to keep things fresh.

  • @gamebrainjagras4193
    @gamebrainjagras4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Percy spoke softly and carried a BIG stick called “BAD NEWS!”

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Percy and the Bad News,

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There's a joke here about Percy's big stick, and a certain half-elf
      I'm not gonna tell it, y'all can work it out

  • @imkabochan
    @imkabochan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    I remember watching this and at some point Matt said something like "creature x goes for Percy, because he seems the weakest" and Taliesin just made that "oh, really?" face.
    It was very satisfying seeing this happen afterwards.

    • @Blackestrose
      @Blackestrose ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MATT: This one's gonna move up towards Percival.
      TALIESIN: Yep.
      MATT: Going after the weakest links in this element here. (audience groaning)
      ( edit ) here's the moment aswell. th-cam.com/video/hi5pEHs76TE/w-d-xo.html

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Immediately followed by Matt rolling double threes to hit

  • @FrickinShark
    @FrickinShark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    This becomes far more impressive to think about when you realize he executed the entire stream of actions, including moving, shooting 4 or 5 times with an old fashion rifle (at most a lever action or bolt action) hitting every time, reloading, and ducking back down to hide, over the course of six seconds, the official time it takes for one round of combat. To summarize, he dealt enough damage to kill 62 commoners, 2 stone giants, or an adult gold dragon in all of six seconds. Now consider he should have done more damage this turn since he wasn’t adding his dex modifier to the first few attacks.

    • @mocon7
      @mocon7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Sharpe: Fires three times a minute in any weather.
      Percy: that’s cute.

    • @tripatomz3441
      @tripatomz3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He did a action surge so wouldnt that be 12 sec. Still impressive tho.

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@tripatomz3441 I don't think so, because action surge allows the extra action but there's nothing saying it makes you take a second turn, it's more the fighter mustering up the strength to get those attacks in during that small time frame.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Trip Atomz -Action surge is basically fighter bullet time, you push your body to the limit of speed. At level 20, Percy is basically an inhuman blur of movement, hands flying faster than the winds of Pandemonium. That puny godling never stood a chance.

    • @heavyarms01h
      @heavyarms01h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's even more primitive than a lever or bolt-action weapon. Bad News seems to be a wheellock breech-loading rifle, technology from the Musketeer Era (1600s). They take a lot of effort to load, and require such precision machining that historically they tended to be made by watchmakers (which shows just how good a craftsman and designer Percy is).
      There is at least one real-life gun of this type that I know of, BTW. Look up a video called "Beautiful 1625 Breechloading Wheellock" and it'll take you to a Rock Island Auction House video showcasing it. It's a real-life period weapon, and it's eerily similar to descriptions I've read of Bad News.

  • @SharkyShocker
    @SharkyShocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    Only Pandemonium, the plane of insanity, could bring No Mercy Percy back from the place it's been tucked away all the time.

    • @mattbriddell9246
      @mattbriddell9246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I think he's earned the Snitch back after that performance.

    • @qrowacheron230
      @qrowacheron230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mattbriddell9246 too bad it was stolen from Mercer

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@qrowacheron230 That's awful. D:

    • @raonair
      @raonair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@qrowacheron230 Wait, for real?

    • @qrowacheron230
      @qrowacheron230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@raonair yeah, they talked about it a few times on talks machina. Right out of his car I think. That snitch is out in the wild somewhere

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "And real quick because I know other people want to play..." was the best part of this to me.

    • @Karlz1212
      @Karlz1212 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah me too
      Because despite Percy/Taliesen almost single-handedly finished that fight, he was still humble enough to know his friends also wanted a piece of the action
      That’s DnD spirit at its finest
      Being a badass while also letting your friends be badasses

  • @ariannafigueroa7497
    @ariannafigueroa7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    “49.... 49 x 2?” And the crowd goes wILDDDDDDD

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And so coy about it too...

  • @davidbarembaum719
    @davidbarembaum719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    I wonder if bad guys tell ghost stories of Percy. I definitely would.

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Dead men tell no tale, but then again, maybe that's why they are called ghost stories

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The only thing they fear... is you.. and your fucking 249 damage in a single round. Percy could become the Doom Slayer

    • @michaelbryant3640
      @michaelbryant3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Gather 'round the fire, goblings, as I tell you the tale of... the Terrible Tinkerer of Tal'Dorei!!"

  • @matthewparsons4597
    @matthewparsons4597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Matt's face is a master piece throughout the entire ordeal. He goes from, "Right, Percy's turn. Shouldn't be too bad," to, "49 damage? This is going to wreck my encounter," to, "49... TIMES TWO?" to, "You never knew you could apply your dex modifier to Bad News? How is that even possible? We played an entire campaing where you were a badass... WITHOUT MODIFIERS?" and finally to, "I am so proud of my friend. Now I have to clean up after them."

  • @jacobaudette543
    @jacobaudette543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    Bad guy: "I am a godling of a forgotten time, resplendent in ancient malice, arrayed in perennial spite. My fingers break mountains. My teeth crack the roots of the earth."
    Percy: "SCIENCE, WRETCH!"
    *Godling's torso explodes*

    • @BisexualWrath
      @BisexualWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Who would win, a literal 30 ft demi God or one gothy boi

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I misread that as Silence not Science and it still fits Percy so well.

    • @johanthepotato3406
      @johanthepotato3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What if, you wanted to DM a long encounter, but your fighter said; Natural 20

    • @AAARRRGGGHHHHHH
      @AAARRRGGGHHHHHH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If I was any good at art I'd be drawing Percy shouting "SCIENCE, WRETCH!" right now.

    • @laughingskull4362
      @laughingskull4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And this is why machine guns in d&d would make anyone strong

  • @Dragonpit
    @Dragonpit ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Sam: Percy, Percy, show them some mercy!
    Taliesen: I'm killing them as quickly as I can! It's not like I'm TRYING to make them suffer!

  • @sansthemedic8581
    @sansthemedic8581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Alternate title: Percy becomes an anime character. Potentially one from a FATE series.

    • @outsider903
      @outsider903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yyeess, especially with Billy the kid being an Archer servant, makes me want to see Percy as an Archer servant.

    • @sansthemedic8581
      @sansthemedic8581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@outsider903 My thoughts exactly

    • @raonair
      @raonair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We have William Tell with a sniper rifle now, this checks out

    • @thenevermoreking8824
      @thenevermoreking8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simo Haya Demi-Servant with Percy as the main personality when DW

    • @unholypepe
      @unholypepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he would put Bill the Kid, Francis Drake, and pretty much most of the other archers to shame

  • @sebastianmerhabi2342
    @sebastianmerhabi2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    AIN'T NO FLEX TAPE GONNA STOP THAT DAMAGE

    • @kumakaon9225
      @kumakaon9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but it can definetly fix it

  • @evertime123
    @evertime123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    BUTT FLAP WAS *DOWN*

    • @josephreynolds2401
      @josephreynolds2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Percy went full hospital gown, nothing under on this one.

    • @MrAltiach
      @MrAltiach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The butt flap of HIS SOUL was down!

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure the flap was up, and he went in dry.

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butt flap was torn off and forcibly rammed down the Godling's throat.

  • @josephreynolds2401
    @josephreynolds2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Sams sense of humor is so weird compared to the others. He is either the only one rolling uncontrollably with laughter or he's the only one who isn't.

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    And he did it with one hand tied behind his back...in the sack of holding.

    • @markdasaro9045
      @markdasaro9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It was put in the bag of colding. So it's going to be perfectly preserved maybe for cloning?

    • @paulollarsabaiii9824
      @paulollarsabaiii9824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mark D'Asaro We all know Vex would enjoy it

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@markdasaro9045 2 Percy's wpuld either go really well, or REALLY awful

  • @theinsanegamer1024
    @theinsanegamer1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    3:03 Look at Matt's face when he hears "Times 2". His jaw clenches and he smirks before trying to hide it. He's clearly impressed and happy for him.

  • @jstephen1
    @jstephen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "are they?" Talisen with the biggest flex lol

  • @redline2300
    @redline2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Percy lit him up like a Tarantino movie...

  • @lordwafful141
    @lordwafful141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    unmerciful percival

  • @MasterCrafterFish
    @MasterCrafterFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Vex and Percy did the most burst damage in this one shot. DeRollos are beasts.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How is that news? Percy’s nickname is “No Mercy Percy”

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    The scene Matt described was amazing, but he forgot to add Percy flipping him the double bird before ducking back into cover lmao

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Percy channels his inner Starlord there.

    • @starviper1813
      @starviper1813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He couldn't have, he only had 1 hand at the time

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@starviper1813 He's Percy, he'd find away to flip a second bird

    • @sarahgilliss3503
      @sarahgilliss3503 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deffdefying4803 "Dear gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half armed man?!"

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@starviper1813 no, Keyleth cast regenerate on it

  • @thatonewierdcowboy6792
    @thatonewierdcowboy6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Percy managed to fulfill “MORE DAKKA” with a semi automatic weapon.
    Thats rather impressive.

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He basically fired full auto, while reloading in the middle of it

    • @Megidramon
      @Megidramon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pause.... isn't Bad News a bolt-action, magazine-fed rifle?

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Megidramon Bad News is a breech loading wheellock rifle. Single shot before being reloaded.

    • @celtichistory
      @celtichistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's more damage than a regiment of guardsmen

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is criminally underrated and you desperately need more than just 19 likes on it.

  • @hexpsyche
    @hexpsyche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “That’ll do” 30 TO HIT

  • @dyliera.velazqueznidoknigh6089
    @dyliera.velazqueznidoknigh6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    5:49 that evil laugh from Percy has more weight that any witty one liner. Reminds of the smile Samuel from Rising Revengeance when you raided first meets him.

  • @norokodven4768
    @norokodven4768 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    After 30 years I am sure Percy has created a very bad news, possibly even a dire news. Imagine the damage he can do now.

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just rocks up with a goddamned Gau-8 Avenger minigun named "Everybody's Problem." and a wagonful of ammo.

  • @trish8936
    @trish8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    3:04 just the look of laura watching her d&d husband

    • @Drocksas
      @Drocksas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You KNOW Percy had some fun when they got home after that.

    • @vickielavigne2696
      @vickielavigne2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks you for pointing that out 😂

    • @madDjakni
      @madDjakni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you can also see Marisha getting turned on by it xD

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As straight as I am I'll admit... I pitched a tent.

    • @juliaedlund4107
      @juliaedlund4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's be real, this made us all feel things.

  • @CabageBeans
    @CabageBeans ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If Percy and Grog multiclassed into Paladin for a few levels, they would be even more of a two man army than they already are.

  • @mugprint3238
    @mugprint3238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    He single-handedly destroyed that dude

    • @ventusleone
      @ventusleone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah man, he did a lot of the work, but Grog's two finishing blows, while almost as impressive, were equally as satisfying!

    • @fatsparr0w525
      @fatsparr0w525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ventusleone i see what you did there

    • @pop-tartdepression393
      @pop-tartdepression393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Literally Percy’s turn and Grog’s turn was enough to kill it I think

    • @Vengerin
      @Vengerin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@pop-tartdepression393 Also Vex dealed a ton of damage in one turn with a fucking bow. The most dangerous couple on Exandria indeed :P

    • @knotadoctor1455
      @knotadoctor1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ventusleone but grog always does a lot of damage in a single turn while Percy can but usually not as much as vax or grog

  • @ianventura8655
    @ianventura8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    When your Nano Boosted McCree ults while Mercy also Damage boosts him

    • @ForeverDegenerate
      @ForeverDegenerate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah. Given the fact that Percy was using Bad News, he was more like Nano-Boosted Reaper using Death Blossom, then immediately Wraithing away.

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ForeverDegenerate Considering McCree was sitting at the head of the table anyway... :-)

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, that’s the Flash in IJ2 doing disgusting damage

  • @keikei79
    @keikei79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Percy is confirmed being a final boss in campaign 2, after he turns evil... or eviler.

    • @markdasaro9045
      @markdasaro9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Tpk no chance especially if Taliesin Jaffe is Rolling.

    • @thepopulargirl1784
      @thepopulargirl1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Percy having a conversation with his wife Vex'alia:
      Percy: But dear, I want to be E V I L
      Vex: Not now dear, we have brunch with Pike at noon.

    • @SgtSplatter782
      @SgtSplatter782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@thepopulargirl1784 is it bad that I actually heard their voices while reading that?

    • @blackouthorus1519
      @blackouthorus1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SgtSplatter782 nope i heard them too

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SgtSplatter782 we all did

  • @jacobschallert8537
    @jacobschallert8537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Guy Percy broke this dude's heart with the amount of bad news he gave him

  • @MarkEdwardRom
    @MarkEdwardRom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "i have no modified for bad news" i want that on a t-shirt dammit!

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      248 likes on that comment can we get one more so it matches the damage Percy did in that round?

    • @craigharris7808
      @craigharris7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Creator Sama There ya go

    • @drecellthealive8912
      @drecellthealive8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The good thing about this one? Outside of the fandom it just looks like some pretty merciless snark.

  • @Diamond_Eyes86
    @Diamond_Eyes86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Amazing epilogue. Was great to see them play their originals one last time. Sam was hilarious, Percy was ruthless and Grog smash. Everything I could have asked for.

    • @hinro
      @hinro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      One last time? Haven't you heard? vox is coming back at least one more time...to meet their ultimate challenge. The mighty nein.

    • @Diamond_Eyes86
      @Diamond_Eyes86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hinro yes...well...I didnt foresee the Kickstarter...Hindsight Is Natural 20/20

    • @hinro
      @hinro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well that is what you get for not being psychic.

    • @sperocras
      @sperocras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hinro Not to mention, they’re going on a Search for Bob!!

    • @krisbarski4226
      @krisbarski4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus a reunion at Dallen's Closet.

  • @johnaxios6335
    @johnaxios6335 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I would love to see an animation of this moment where Percy shoots Bad News and it fires like a bloody anime style Rail Gun.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Congrats on episode 8 of The Legend of Vox Machina.

  • @Jimbob1337
    @Jimbob1337 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What I love about this is the vision of Percy with what is essentially a sniper rifle, completely unloading an entire mag of .50cal into the demon in the span of 6 seconds while flying through the air like a majestic one and a half armed man!

  • @maddoxio
    @maddoxio ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When this eventually gets animated, I want to see Bad News glow like a fucking bonfire before literally nuking Godling.

    • @JohnnyRocker023
      @JohnnyRocker023 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want percy to be like constantly working on it in the background of the show up to this point of having this big ass rifle that he's lugging through Pandemonium and some experimental supercharged cartriges that he uses for this attack

  • @mrobscene4816
    @mrobscene4816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Percy just became The Mysterious Stranger lol.

  • @levantdiggerus3473
    @levantdiggerus3473 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of a God-“

  • @StevenChristie
    @StevenChristie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Oh god I can hear myself in the crowd at 4:48 yelling "NO MERCY PERCYYYYY" 😂

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My favorite part of all this?
    Every turn taken while in combat equals 6 seconds in the game's world
    Percy literally did all of that in *SIX SECONDS*

  • @kenroach5469
    @kenroach5469 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Thiiis is my *BOOM* Stick!" - Ash
    "That's cute." - Percy

  • @proxyy0070
    @proxyy0070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *gets a massive roll*
    "That'll do"

  • @starwarsfan6087
    @starwarsfan6087 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know why Percy’s sniper is called bad news? Because nothing travels faster, and nothing hits harder, then bad news

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hearing him say the name of it to met at a con was beautiful, and Im just going off the animated show.

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When a level 20 fighter deals more than 250 damage in a single turn
    We've reached peak D&D, guys

  • @TheSilverPhoenix100
    @TheSilverPhoenix100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Jesus i havent seen those kind of numbers since 4e

    • @SgtSplatter782
      @SgtSplatter782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Level 20 fighters with the right feats can deal some insane damage. Hell I ran a campaign with a 10 bard/10 fighter(arcane archer) mix armed with a hand crossbow who was just insane. He could do Grog levels of damage from the back field.

    • @yargolocus4853
      @yargolocus4853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fighter with either -5 +10 dmg feat can get 80-100 damage from that alone, 8x to 10x their dice (that can crit) and 8 to 10 times their damage modifier/magic bonuses (5+)

  • @rftiff
    @rftiff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As a left arm amputee I can’t let that last joke go by without comment.
    It was gd hilarious! Brah-vo!

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a person with a paralyzed left arm i wholly agree!

  • @WitheringAurora
    @WitheringAurora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how Mercer says "Level 20 fighter"
    But its using a HOMEBREW subclass imported from 3.5/pathfinder

    • @Crouza
      @Crouza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Gonna be brutally honest here. And i mean it to. Gunslinger as a subclass is kinda Garbage. Having played one myself, you are effectively halving your damage by utilizing these weapons, and that chance of failure upon a 1-3 is a mother fucker. The only reason in Pathfinder that it is so good, is that it is one of the only ways to get your dex mod to damage with ranged weapons, and those weapons attack touch Ac, so they essentially remove the enemies armor, shield, and natural armor, from benefitting their AC. That last one being something 5e gunslinger doesn't do.
      It is a testimony to what a Fighter can do when it's player can score crit after crit after crit. If percy weren't a gunslinger, and was, say, an Arcane Archer or Samurai instead, i think he'd be doing way more damage then he's ever done, even with Bad News, or the Animus, considering Kabals Ruin can just as easily be used with those, and they also benefit greatly from Crits.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Crouza Hell with Tal's rolls he could run straight Champion, imagine what Percy would be capable of landing crits on an 18 with Tal's luck?

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel like he was actually nerfed here because of Taliesin's rolls. He's just so fantastic at that, Matt decided to make a subclass in 5e to keep him from becoming a one man army.

  • @chrisharvey1285
    @chrisharvey1285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everyone, even Matt, has a pretty significant reaction to Percy doubling his damage on the crit...except Travis, who looks like he's just waiting to bust out Grog and try and top it.

    • @artemiswallace8716
      @artemiswallace8716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      then he hears about hemoraging shot..... and he falls in love
      travis for gunslinger c3

  • @DuoSanguis
    @DuoSanguis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My head cannon is when Percy fired Bad News 6 gate spells randomly opened in front of the muzzle, and channeled the Wave Motion Canon's energy from Space Battleship Yamato. You can't convince me otherwise. Goddanm.

    • @jaffarebellion292
      @jaffarebellion292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you haven't seen it, there's a gun in Destiny 2 called "No Time to Explain" that does just that, opening portals to alternate timeline versions of the weapon to triple the damage.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. He shot Enuma Elish

  • @yellowbeard1
    @yellowbeard1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E!!!!

  • @thehighpriestess2139
    @thehighpriestess2139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He just did a third of Tiamat's hp

  • @faeriedragon348
    @faeriedragon348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    thank you for the hearts above vex

  • @eragonawesome
    @eragonawesome ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "you have advantage by the way"
    "Oh I know!"
    For some reason this exchange had such energy to it

  • @frostmourne1986
    @frostmourne1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Bah Gawd! He killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half! That demigod has a family!

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Bad News: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Enemies: *nANI?*

    • @JirkaKunst
      @JirkaKunst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DatNguyen-jz9ur The full title would be as follows:
      "Unmerciful" Lord Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third, Sophist of Native Ingenuity, Member of the Chamber of Whitestone.
      Try to fit that on a business card.

    • @davidbarembaum719
      @davidbarembaum719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget god killer, and proably a few others that I have forgotten.

    • @7OwlsWithALaptop
      @7OwlsWithALaptop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JirkaKunst Don't forget Hero of Eman, Conqueror of the Conclave

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JirkaKunst
      Yeah. Forget business card, this man needs cardboard to fit that

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Thanks for not removing the hearts the audience could see at 3:00. So many places edited that out.

  • @MjolnirInTheFridge
    @MjolnirInTheFridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love Caduceus, but GODS I miss DPS Taliesin.

  • @Undomaranel
    @Undomaranel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Why am I seeing Percy as a character so powerful they cutting room floored him from Trigun?

  • @roboflame7772
    @roboflame7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:00 Travis looking at Taliesin like "That's right, welcome to the leagues of huge damage."

  • @jorgenaranjo8029
    @jorgenaranjo8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    when you play a healing cleric, when you have an opportunity you attack as much as possible and deal 250 damage in one round.

    • @vishaansingh1019
      @vishaansingh1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      too bad Liam wasted his turn summoning a useless Raven and died lmao

    • @cheeseyconnor8268
      @cheeseyconnor8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Talesin isnt playing a cleric in this

    • @jorgenaranjo8029
      @jorgenaranjo8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cheeseyconnor8268 he does in campaign 2 and this was played during campaign 2 where he has played a healer for the last 7 months. Going back to the opposite kind of character makes you want to exploit it as much. I thought everyone was getting the joke..

    • @cheeseyconnor8268
      @cheeseyconnor8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jorgenaranjo8029 you said hes playing a cleric and did 250 damage which he isnt hes playing a lvl 20 fighter that he played for 4 years

    • @jorgenaranjo8029
      @jorgenaranjo8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheeseyconnor8268 my god... You cant be this dumb... Maybe get a 7 year old to explain to you the difference between the current campaign where he has played a healer for the last 7 months and a one shot..

  • @eternasapphiremoon81
    @eternasapphiremoon81 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oh I hate to be the bearer of Bad News...PSYCH!!"
    I just love the look on Laura's face as Talesin's counting those d6's, just goes from 'oh yeah, that's good.' to 'Whoa? That's gotta hurt!' ending with "OMAHGAWD!"

  • @elijahcooper791
    @elijahcooper791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    We need a one shot where it’s just all of talisins overpower characters working together, Imagine Caduceus uses path to the grave and then Percy deals 350 damage, and you have Molly and Ashtin just beating the shit out of them

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stop, I can only get so aroused.

  • @ethankipp5387
    @ethankipp5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m just really really impressed with Mercer’s body isolation for those mimed shots. That shit is hard.

  • @vickielavigne2696
    @vickielavigne2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Man what if molly rolled like this 😢

    • @freakindamnshiki
      @freakindamnshiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he would be dead anyway, sadly Taliesin did not have the grasp of a blood hunter yet, he rolled like shit but melee was not his thing at all

    • @praisethesun5800
      @praisethesun5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      freakindamnshiki yeah, bloodhunter is a tricky class. I like the idea of it though.

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well he _kinda_ suicided with his blood maledict.. lmao
      No shade though. Bloodhunter is super weird to play.

    • @devtective
      @devtective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      then the blood maledict would've killed him that much faster

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I recall, that class ended up being changed after Molly's death, so clearly Matt saw stuff that he thought should be improved.

  • @emmet-jamesblondel1708
    @emmet-jamesblondel1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Let's see if this goes alright..." Percy... oh lord...

  • @CeeJayFraser
    @CeeJayFraser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Cast: *coughs*
    Live Show Crowd: *WHEEZE*

  • @OphieMortis
    @OphieMortis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Look at my boy...He massacred my boy..."

  • @tiatrips
    @tiatrips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If I ever need someone to roll for my life, I'm calling Taliesin. I don't think I've ever seen someone come up with clutch rolls so often.

    • @nixonpark683
      @nixonpark683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Travis could help too. He doesn't roll them as often as Talesin but if it's a clutch situation, Travis delivers

  • @Joemantler
    @Joemantler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Know what would have been nice? After Percy says "...and I duck back down." Matt asks "How do you want to do this?"
    Which would have resulted in something like "you duck back down, getting ready to reload, when you head a large >THUD

  • @timandshannon03
    @timandshannon03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    No Mercy Percy is the best Percy!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pierceyfull Fuckitstein Von Muscle Closeallski the Roller III.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bcn1gh7h4wk This is a woefully underappreciated comment.

  • @Kogobean
    @Kogobean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    god i missed No Mercy Percy.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Judge: No weapon forged can kill me
    Buffy: That was then *pulls out an RPG*
    same energy

  • @cameronhall6825
    @cameronhall6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love one (1) goth prince

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So wait… if Taliesin wasn’t using his modifier in C1, that means No Mercy Percy could’ve been MORE merciless?

    • @2049571
      @2049571 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, Percy would’ve turned that Godling into the 2021 Detroit Lions

  • @danielgordon84
    @danielgordon84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That crit damage, though. That was satisfying.

  • @Kevinsharkgaming
    @Kevinsharkgaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need this entire scene animated

  • @ragnar5255
    @ragnar5255 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still one of, if not my favorite one shot of CR. The moments were just so amazing

  • @Megidramon
    @Megidramon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    249 isn't even the most damage Percy could do.

    • @RJMeta
      @RJMeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if we go by the crit role stats guys' math, it's barely a quarter

  • @todinson9054
    @todinson9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like when he says X2 everyone is just shocked and Travis is just sitting there like, “yep”