Not the first time he used firearms in the kitchen, either--he's used a blunderbuss to unstick pancakes from the ceiing and threaten a turtle for soup, a rifle to make holes in doughnuts, and a pistol to make a tossed salad. Must be a member of the NRA.
That actually would have been REALLY clever of them! Even a chef as unconventional as the Swedish Chef would undoubtedly recognize the importance of having clean tools utensils when cooking.
I think this is the only Swedish Chef short I've seen in which,when he throws his utensils behind him upon finishing his little song, he isn't then startled by the crashing sounds they make.
Y'all can make fun of him if you want, but the last few times I tried to make pumpkin pies with a bazooka, they didn't turn out nearly as good as his. Maybe I'm using the wrong brand of pumpkin? Bazookas are also good at turning apples into applesauce.
I'm thinking you're probably using the wrong ammunition in the bazooka, are you using the APFSDS? The proper ammunition for cooking with an bazooka is an High Explosive Anti Tank round, a.k.a an H.E.A.T round.
A rare instance where the stars of the segment were the food rather than the Chef. In fact I think this is the most (coherent) dialogue a Swedish Chef segment has ever had.
Gotta love the Swedish Chef, he is so innovative when it comes to meals eventhough I couldn't be in the same room while he is cooking. Statler and Waldorf have been throwing shade for decades.
You got to love how Jim was able to make felt puppets appeal to so many people with his sense of creativity and his sense of humor can go from light hearted to dark in a matter of a few seconds
RIP. Jim. You were truly a skilled craftsman when it came to all of both your creations as well as many of those hysterical character voices you and your fellow puppeteers came up with. Truly Genius!!
I get it now . . . this is what the Polish Police Chef, General Szymczyk, wanted to do with his gift from Ukraine (14 December 2022). A Christmasy pumpkin pie. He simply wanted to finally use the recipe from his childhood times.
I have the entire DVD set but I've never seen THIS one. That was really funny, especially when they turned into pies. Loved it. Now I can watch the chef on TH-cam and every time he says, "Bork, Bork, Bork!" I say it along with him, lol.
love the references to classic slashers, he uses Michael's knife, then ol leatherface's chainsaw, and there is one where a battle axe is used, i think it;s a film called Cut, maybe Slash (it does have a scythe though)
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At least he actually completed a dish for once.
I think he was intending to make a jack-o-lantern
@@UGNAvalon He said pumpkin at the beginning.
@@pendlera2959 even though one of the pumpkins said "this ain't my first Halloween"
Yeah if Jim Henson were still alive to see this he'd be proud to see The Swedish Chef made something edible
Let's be fair, he made excellent pies with that Bazooka.
A comment 9 days ago in a video made 10 Years ago.
I agree
Not the first time he used firearms in the kitchen, either--he's used a blunderbuss to unstick pancakes from the ceiing and threaten a turtle for soup, a rifle to make holes in doughnuts, and a pistol to make a tossed salad. Must be a member of the NRA.
It’s a piezooka
Wait you don't use a bezookie to make a pie?! Lol
"Hey, let's assume that this insane Swede doesn't have a battle axe."
They made the first mistake they counted on a Swedish man not being prepared.
What are you talking about every swede have a battle axe
They should've pointed out how filthy it was. Removing rust takes time. Time they needed to make a long term escape plan.
He's not insane, just colorful\ eccentric.
That actually would have been REALLY clever of them! Even a chef as unconventional as the Swedish Chef would undoubtedly recognize the importance of having clean tools utensils when cooking.
Let it never be said that the Swedish Chef's kitchen isn't properly stocked with just the right tools.
Even Martha Stewart would jealous….hahaha 🤪
No matter how old I get. I will always love the swedish chef
I’m 64 and I love Swedish chef, Animal,and Beaker
Me too.
Me too!! Bwahahahaha ahahahahahaha!! He’s halarious!
I love Gonzo besides Kermit.
I liked that Swedish chef puppet too, well done. Today's Swedish chef would be named Mohammad and be a bit rapey.
No modern kitchen is complete without a handy dandy bazooka.
Keeps those pesky relatives from getting into the food before everyone arrives, that's for sure!
Swedish are prepared.
@fredbrandon1645 Ooooohhhhhh! Where did you find that? I need to order it. Sonoma? Or Amazon?
Don’t all well equipped kitchens keep one handy just in case????
@@geraldduncan5646only the swedish ones
"We make it to Thanksgiving.....you're on your own."
You simply don't try to upstage a Muppet. It doesn't end well.
Yup, just look back at miss piggy.
She knows and uses karate
Well, technically the pumpkins were muppets, too.
I think this is the only Swedish Chef short I've seen in which,when he throws his utensils behind him upon finishing his little song, he isn't then startled by the crashing sounds they make.
Im still waiting for him to mistake steilhandgranates for spoons
As a swede I can confirm this is how we make pömpkin pie
with a bazooka?
Wait, what?
🤣😂🤣
Klart man har bazookas !
@@Stefan- Carl Gustaf!
Y'all can make fun of him if you want, but the last few times I tried to make pumpkin pies with a bazooka, they didn't turn out nearly as good as his. Maybe I'm using the wrong brand of pumpkin?
Bazookas are also good at turning apples into applesauce.
And people into peoplesauce
You need to do some more research on this.
You need an SMAW like he's using.
I'm thinking you're probably using the wrong ammunition in the bazooka, are you using the APFSDS? The proper ammunition for cooking with an bazooka is an High Explosive Anti Tank round, a.k.a an H.E.A.T round.
Nah, you're better off using one o' them shrink rays to make applesauce
"Oh my gosh." The sheer shock of the pumpkin when he has the axe.🤣
😳 _~oh my gosh..._
How were they not expecting an insane Scandinavian man in a foreign country to not have a battle axe within easy reach?
@@whovianhistorybuffas an actual Swede I can confirm that we have battle axes for defense, it’s like you and guns
@@Swedish-flavor-frontiers FYI I'm not an American gun nut, I'm a Brit with a love of Britain's history with the Vikings 🇬🇧
@@whovianhistorybuff sooo… you got a knife innit
I don't know who's crazier: the Chef for using a bazooka to make pie, or the guy who sold a rocket launcher to a Muppet.
The same guy who tried selling Bert a number eight, so I'm told...
Oh, come on. This is America! You can get a cruise missile at Walmart. Hypersonic if you go to one of the fancy stores.
@@tcpratt1660 Actually, it was Ernie, but he already bought a bunch of 9s.
That's a tough choice between Crazy Harry or the Swedish Chef.
Why not both
If the food starts talking back, I'm outta a job.
Ha Ha, that's really funny.
You have made my day.
Well, Rizzo's mother taught him, "Never eat singing fruit."
Does that mean you never cook beans?
If the food starts talking back, I'm going to have a discussion with my mushroom supplier.
if the food starts talking back, i have a new job
The sight of the swedish chef starting a chainsaw, is both hilarious and terrifying.
Ash Williams meets Jim Henson vibes.
@@eyeseer1 I'd watch the shit out of that!
We do have well stocked kitchens here in Sweden.
It had to be a Husqvarna
Killer puppets are awesome
The "bort bort bort" never fails to kill me. Every single time.
bjork
@@MikehMike01 Bort bort bort makes more sense.
I submit he should say A-bort, bort bort. ABORT! Lol
I think it's bork bork bork.
@@rogerwilco2 Muppets spell it Børk, which makes no sense at all. Especially since ø is danish/norwegian while ö is swedish.
The Swedish Chef can sure pumpkin pie with a bazooka.
"I blame myself". Best line of acceptance of your fate ever.
Am I the only one who thought the bazooka was FAR more authentic looking than a lot of the movies these days?
Definitely not bad.
Well done by the prop department
"Hey do we have a bazooka?"
**the eyes of the prop guy light up**
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat *Prop guy* "Finally!"
It's actually an SMAW, an anti-tank rocket of Swedish design.
He may be a Swedish chef, but he's got a veritable Swiss Army Knife of kitchen tools at his disposal!
A rare instance where the stars of the segment were the food rather than the Chef. In fact I think this is the most (coherent) dialogue a Swedish Chef segment has ever had.
"He'll never have that"
This isn't the average chef. 🤣
Didn’t his cousin literally shoot a turkey and make a whole cooked turkey, display and all?
@@waitingforwhoasked6403 he has a cousin??
@@kristinazubic9669 th-cam.com/video/MyLTknMEiR4/w-d-xo.html It was actually his uncle, sorry
@@waitingforwhoasked6403 thanks 🤣🤣
That's an impressively well-stocked kitchen.
Guys, did you really think that a guy with a battle axe wouldn't have a bazooka?
atleast there was a chance
For a modern kitchen (as mentioned in the video) a bazooka is rather outdated. Even in the 1970s-80s we had more modern rocket launchers available.
@@flitsertheo I think Bazooka is more used as a over term !
I feel sad. Pumpkin pie used to be my favorite, but now I can't eat them after seeing how they are made.
They knew they messed up, when he actually had a bazooka🤣
The first one realised that after the chainsaw came out, hence why the second one had a go
Tim's Tool Time: "More power!"
Swedish Chef: "More weaponry!"
Tim Taylor and the Swedish Chef, with Major Kong, who tells them, "Power? Weaponry? More of both - YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!"
Gotta love the Swedish Chef, he is so innovative when it comes to meals eventhough I couldn't be in the same room while he is cooking. Statler and Waldorf have been throwing shade for decades.
Statler and Waldorf, Whata pair to draw to,eh?😂
I'm myself a Swede. And this is hilarious.
What's he saying, tho...?
Sorry, I know. I know.
Ah...was wondering what a Swede would think of Swedish chef. 😂
I always thought Martha Stewart has the best bazooka pumpkin pie, but Swedish Chef is definitely a close second.
You got to love how Jim was able to make felt puppets appeal to so many people with his sense of creativity and his sense of humor can go from light hearted to dark in a matter of a few seconds
RIP. Jim. You were truly a skilled craftsman when it came to all of both your creations as well as many of those hysterical character voices you and your fellow puppeteers came up with.
Truly Genius!!
Pumpkin Pie a la Bazooka...I love the Swedish Chef 😘🤣🤣🤣
Pukkin pie a la bazooki
@@kinglouie1495 Yes! That is it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love this guy he's hilarious.
Swedish Chef is a damn M O O D
Swedish Chef seems more like a soldier than a chef to me.
Ask your mom she's always been a good soldier like all mom's 🤣😂😜
I can't think of an example right now but they use rather military terminology in kitchens too.
The Swedish chef is the reason I became a chef. Sadly, I never managed to learn Swedish.
Neither did he!
😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Absolutely a classic. Really miss the Muppets.
My whole family is at least 250 of those 14K views
That "oh my gosh!" 😂
Attending my brother's wedding in 1978 (yes, more than 44 years ago), I remember an old man complaining that he was missing The Muppet Show.
We used to watch the Muppets all time. A family thing. I miss that!
Just saying, if the chef proved he had a battle axe right out of the gate, I don't know why they thought a Chainsaw was so ridiculous. 🤔
“I gotta admit, I did not expect the chainsaw.” But you expected the battleaxe? 🤨
Sweden man, lots of axes
@@ehyehasherehyeh3304You make a good point…
If he isn't one of the funniest characters live action or puppet all time I just don't want to live
That 'Oh my gosh' gets me every time 😆
Swedish Chef, armed with the Swedish Carl Gustaf Recoiless Rifle. Well done Muppets, the classic attention to detail on display.
It looks more like a SMAW. I was really hoping he was going to pull out a Gustav.
@@squirreltakular9049 looking again that’s fair, it was the backward positioning that threw me off on my first look.
When the Doom Music Kicks in at 1:04
Why in the world was chainsaw lower on the list of probability than battle axe?
Lack of counter space.
They should've told him to use a Holy Grail. That'll keep him busy...
*Swedish Chef and the Holy Grail*
Could be a meme of SO many things..
0:12 "First we get to slicey dicey for making the pumpkin gooch" - Chef is a freak
Swedish Chef is speaking comprehensive Swedish gibberish.
0:11
Those pies looked almost as good as his flapjacks de blunderbuss. xD
First, you get the slicey dicey for making the pumpkin gooch!
I wondered if someone else would comment this 😂
Victims in the after life "I got to admit, I did not expect the chainsaw".
Department stores should start stocking bazookas in the kitchen section.
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
The pumpkin forgot that sweedish chef has a viking ancestry........
What's Interesting Is I Can Partially Understand This Chef.
You always could, really.
@@lizardguyNA The auto closed caption thinks he's talking French.
Bjorn from ABBA once said, “Thanks to The Muppet Show, people think the Swedes are truly like that chef! … Which is TRUE, of course!”
"Shooo-be-door-bee-durr-bee-durr". Never a true word spoken.
I get it now . . . this is what the Polish Police Chef, General Szymczyk, wanted to do with his gift from Ukraine (14 December 2022). A Christmasy pumpkin pie. He simply wanted to finally use the recipe from his childhood times.
Should've said a tank
Nah, I bet he had one of those too.
@@rippingtons60 not in the kitchen
@@desbugfan8429 With him, who knows.
You mean a Volvo ? Or the Stridsvagn 103 ? Bet he has those parked in his garage.
My life is complete.
Best video I’ve ever seen. A muppet murdering sentient pumpkins. 63/10
I highly recommend watching the official Swedish Chef "Popcorn" episode with subtitles!
Forget Gorgon Ramsey, toss aside that entire master chef dribble. Right here is the true culinary genius.
That's Oscar's voice coming outta the pumpkin! I ❤️ the muppets
0:13 *for making the pumpkin gooch.*
Everything I know about cooking came from the Swedish Chef.
Also, my wife for some reason never let me cook.
This never gets old. Hahaha!
I can't even think of The Swedish Chef without laughing
Bazookee😂😂😂😂
well at least the pies will have a real blast of flavor
As a dumb pumpkin i am offended by these talking ones. .
Do you support pumpkin segregation?
Pumpkin Gooch? LOL!
Kitchen knife, battle ax, chainsaw, and now a bazooka. A bazooka! A bazooka!
Ouch!!!!!!!
1:25
Just Like grandma used to make. 🎃
I have the entire DVD set but I've never seen THIS one. That was really funny, especially when they turned into pies. Loved it. Now I can watch the chef on TH-cam and every time he says, "Bork, Bork, Bork!" I say it along with him, lol.
I think this is from the 'Muppets tonight' series.
So *that's* what I've been doing wrong.
1:21 I like the pumpkins having that "oh crap!" Face when the swedish chef pulls out a freaking rpg, to make pumpkin pie.
Yes I agree! Every good chef needs a bazooka in their kitchen....😂
Now let's see Chef Ramsay criticize those pies to their face.
Oh, those pumpkins are *weak* in the genre savvy department.
Those pumpkins were super cute. Awww, poor things turned into pies😢
wel i saw the chip and dale movie it doesn't surprise me hey got a bazooka
I heard we're making a pumpkin gooch lol.
Pure laughter🤣👍 and thankyou Muppets😊👍
“Get the slicey dicey for making the pumpkin gooch”
pumpkin goops
How is a chainsaw wierder than a battle ax
A world where even vegetables and fruit are conscious beings has frightening implications.
Let it be said that you never want to be standing behind the Swedish Chef. The way he threw that knife 🔪
Good stuff loved it as a kid
I'm basically the swedish chef, I love cooking, but I always make such a mess, hurdy gurdy gurdy
He has a well-equipped kitchen. Equipped for what, I have no idea.
Food Network's Chopped.
Sabaton recruitment.
Those pumpkins first mistake was assuming that the Swedish chef wouldn't be well prepared and armed.
Of course the Swedish Chef's bazooka is a Charlie G.
The original angry chef. Gordon Ramsey got nothin on this guy.
I still love the ild Swedish chef making donuts.
Not terrible but this is not the Muppets I knew.
This is from the original though
@@logictom7254 Are you SURE? Feels different.
they should of gone with something harder to get like some legendary sword
I saw one of these Swedish chefs working at the IKEA cafe.
I didn't know Greta Thunberg's dad was a chef.
When life gets you down watch Swedish chef .
love the references to classic slashers, he uses Michael's knife, then ol leatherface's chainsaw, and there is one where a battle axe is used, i think it;s a film called Cut, maybe Slash (it does have a scythe though)