At first I thought it was similar to where I'm from, where I'm around tons of ethnically Indians and all their parents, aunts, uncles whatever have strong accents, but they have non..... Clearly not the case lol
And im a native spanish speaker and i must say... Those accents... For God's sake. At least they managed to actually say something grammatically correct. But that "cawrne mysteriosà" thing, is sending me- (I get they aren't native speakers, tho. But- I can, at least, make fun of it a little bit.) wanted to know if she said something interesting in french, but- I guess I'll never know
This is what I think in every movie with the americans-against-the-Nazis plot, because the German is so bad. Or in how I met your mother, the German guy, he or the screenwriter was so bad in german, they just made up words. Or all this other movies and series with German people. But it's also pretty funny, because you can see people struggling with their lines and I keep imagining someone having to keep saying the lines to the actors because they are so confused XD.
@@unknown_k55 bruh im a native spanish speaker too and the accents are not that bad, specially for the cook that said carne misteriosa, demi has the accent of someone learning, y'all making a fuss out of this fr
@@markly5460 You know, I was actually watching it again bc I'm bored... And i listened to it and you're kinda right, the cooker is actually pretty good at it. Maybe even she is a native speaker, but idk why that time it sounded so out of tune for me. Maybe bc of that one dude that was rolling his r's to much and i was pretty hesitant about the accents that when someone actually said something in spanish i thought it sounded weird, idk- (maybe that dude is actually a spanish speaker too and he was overdoing it for the sake of comedy, I'll never know) but I didn't meant to be rude or anything, it just sounded funny at the time Edit: "at the time" lo digo como si hubieran pasado años, o algo así xD
@@unknown_k55 She just said that English was her favorite language because she's American and then she asked the teacher if her practice of french has suited her. Nothing interesting.
I like how Dylan wanted Selena and Demi to hate each other in the beginning, but was annoyed when Selena actually didn't like her for majority of the film.
Fr 😂 To be fair though, it was more like Selena didn't like her and Demi wanted her to like her. So it was just sad because you felt bad for Demi and annoyed at Selena
the French was terrible. like a week ago I watched bridgeton and they briefly speak French and the girl goes "ma mère était franchise, vous savez." and then she says some more phrases and it's just not understandable. so terrible. and they had the nerve to make her say "my mom was French..."
@@lonelyberg1316 if you're not used to a foreign accent it can be hard. but yeah one would expect that she wouldn't have one, given the fact that she probably had tutoring from a young age by a French person
In gilmore girls, Paris has a nanny that is portuguese and yet she speaks a mixture of portuguese and spanish, like why? Portuguese is my main language and I could barely understand her. This is just me ranting though 😂
Right after this, when she said, "I have a duty to my people." I laughed at the same time Dylan did, and I was like, "Yeahhh." Then he said, "I haven't bought into any of this.". And I was like, "Right. Definitely. I wasn't laughing at 'duty'." Cause that's where this movie has taken me.
The fact that those girls found out that she was a princess and told the princess herself and they didn’t have any consequences whatsoever blows my mind, like I’m sure they would have been arrested by the agency or something
Have you read warriors by Erin hunter? Those books are targeted to children and there are more deaths in the first ark than I can count! One cat died by bleeding out while giving birth!
We gonna talk about how those crowns from the dollar store......like my school at least had the decency to go to the jewelry store in the mall and get a decent priced one
Sofia Argueda it’s because this movie was anti climactic and literally nothing in it was fun. But this was my childhood so I don’t really get it either
I love how genuinely different his reactions are to this movie compared to most others on this channel. Most of the time if he predicts a line he gets really excited and it's so enjoyable to share in that happiness. And then in this--he either looks so dead inside when he predicts the line or just gets so visibly angry that it's so fucking funny man
Last. airbender. I just, anyone can mention that to this day. And a fan of the cartoon will go on a 4 hour rant. I say 4 hours for 3 reasons. 1. The show was a masterpiece, 2. It dealt with real stuff. And 3 it was still able to be campy. Penguin sleighing, the thing in ba sing sae when aang met up with his BFF. But all of that became became depressing af. I just why did M night do that?!
It's funny how that's how high school actually is, at least that's how mine was. There was a kid that literally looked 9 and a guy who looked like he was 30.😂
Yeah he should there’s a good series I watched well technically a mini series ( 4 episodes) it’s called the cry, it’s a psychological thriller and murder mystery which is SUPER worth watching
So I know this is about a year late, but what Disney-hired costume designer thought it’d be a good idea for the evil general dude to wear the Russian Imperial coat of arms on his beret thingy?
It's fun for me to see someone else suffer through this. I have a 19 year old daughter and a 12 year old!! I had to watch this movie over and over with the eldest when it was first made and then again when my youngest was growing up. All things Disney and nickelodeon I relived over and over and over....
When Dylan said " you have to be 7yrs old to buy into this plot" I was 7yrs old when the movie came out and I LOVED this movie but now Dylan has made it into pure comedy for me LOL
Oh my God I remember when this came out and I was so juiced because they finally put Selena and Demi together in a project hahaha they were the Disney BFFs of the decade, with each their own DC show and their iconic TH-cam channels. This is what all of our preteen hearts wanted 😂
My classmate's brother the year above us grew a full dark brown beard at 16, it was extremely impressive. But they definitely couldn't make him shave it off as it was a fairly multicultural highschool and there were a couple of Sikh guys in the year and not shaving the face is pretty key there. So this white dude had a full beard and probably was the envy of all the guys in the year. He definitely looked much older, although some of the girls definitely looked like they were almost 20. It's been about 8 years since then but it's definitely one of those things that sticks around in the memory.
oof same, although I was 9 when I clicked on this I was like "pffft there's no way it's that bad I love this movie" and I gotta admit, the years did not treat the movie well..
Can we talk about JUST HOW MANY PRINCESSES WERE IN THIS PROTECTION PROGRAM in the beginning? Now, I’m no expert, but I’m finding it hard to believe that there are THAT many monarchies in that day and age that need their Princesses protected from some kind of huge danger in their own countries
She said it wasn't on most big maps because bigger countries like America don't care for it. That doesn't mean its completely unknown and school library's have all types of shit in them anyway so it's not that crazy lol
Because there are plenty movies primarily for kids that adults can enjoy. Kung Fu panda, Shrek, and they're literal cartoon things. There's plenty of well written, aimed at children stuff.
okay so this is random but I promise it connects to this guys review in some ways here my point out so I was listening to some david bowie less than jake reel big fish and the song video killed the radio star not sure you know any of them today but like you realize how passionate some things are an out there and experimental trying to be subversive yet submerssive at the same time counter culture against the grain trying their hardest a stand out anti established different coming from a new angle perspective whether it be music or t.v. film whatever medium floats your boat...thats why it gets loved and deserved praise for trying something ...this fucking film is a tax write off...its literally just putting together 3 different things we seen before and making a nothing film by combining them with no reason..i hate films that do that poorly...watch cadet kelly its a similar cluster but its well done for a purpose..this movie is like the opposite of that film
he made fun of the burp but like half the dialogue is clearly redubbed...because they were tire dof doing live takes i'm sure of these actors not being able to act emote or remember lines so they said we will fix it in post production its fine
That "hello troublemakers" was so cute ngl. He looked so fucking happy for no reason and I had to replay it 5 times :') PLEASE THE WAY HE ENDED THE VIDEO 😭🖐
It's gotten to the point where I find myself regularly questioning whether Dylan actually ever posted a movie commentary on a Monday or if it was all a lie
At the beginning he posted them on Monday lol but then one day he posted it on Sunday and everyone was like “hey what’s up it’s Sunday” and since then he make it a joke and posted on Sundays saying it was Monday jsjsjaj
He would always finish the video on Saturday so that he could watch football all day on Sunday and it'd be ready to post for Monday but then he just started posting them on Sunday because the videos were done and he wanted to read the comments during commercial breaks.
I’m from Louisiana and I remember being so aggravated with this movie as a kid because I’m all the wide shots there’s mountains and Louisiana is flat as hell
@@totally5694 ew no. Making romance out of something that definitely doesn't need romance. Not saying that because they're both females either. But no. 💀their charachters literally would be horrible for the plot
Did he say “WELCOME TO LOUISIANA “ at 10:55?? Then they show a mountain scene that looks like it’s in coastal California!?? Lololol Louisiana has literally ZeRo mountains lol. We’re below sea level , actually… we sinking into the Gulf of Mexico .
selena: i have boy issues cause I love a douche and my life is so hard even though I enjoy it and fit in well enough mostly im angsty and rebelling cause mommy is gone...princess: someone wants me dead..movie: selena is right you should feel bad for the average girl troubles...me: wtf is this?...a real movie has selena go oh fuck being normal is hard when someone wants you dead...maybe I should feel bad for you ..its called subverting expectations cause it makes more sense and is more interesting
all of selena gomez's disney movies were iconic: ppp, monta carlo, ramona & beezuz, wowp movies, another cinderella story, etc. you really can't say anything they're just iconic
"Yes hello. I'd like to refute a charge on my MasterCard. It's a movie...The Princess Protection Program. Yeah I didn't buy that. I would NEVER buy that. I'd rather go blind before ever watching it." - - - - "Yes I did rent Cinderella Story 1 and 2. Yup. Mean Girls 1 and 2. And Bratz." - - - - "So according to my history you won't refund me MY MONEY?!?!!" - - - - "Fine! Can I at least exchange it for a different movie or credit toward a movie rental?" - - - - "I'll rent Cinderella Story 3." 😂😂😂
I reeeaallly wish they had put Demi in a black wig at the beginning and then during the "makeover" scene have her hair be dyed the brown it is for the rest of the movie. It would have shown an actual transformation AND it would have made sense at the end when Selena gets mistaken for her since Selena's hair is black.
I honestly remember watching this movie on Disney + a few months ago and genuinely could not finish it because I could not deal with the cringyness. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that hated this movie😭😭
I'm sorry, you become queen of a country, but then a year later, you're an agent for a protection program?... I thought you had a duty to your people lol
you know whats so sad on top of the movie itself and hes right about?...they didnt even really film like in lousiana yet they want kids to think it all looks like this forrest cause its easy to film then you know showing an actual dock or city in the state which looks like every other fucking big city and they did it so they can stay on set in hollywood and have their asian bully and not show the palace and be able to be cheap with where the characters are and make it seem like anywhere ...yeah cause ssian girls love backwoods..smdh...like who the fuck thought for one second selena gomez of all teens was your average girl?..shes a wizard for god's sake...
@@janeryan2709 I mean, you're talking as if not all pop stars are into drugs, or all musicians. It's no news that two drops in a bucket load of musicians are also participating in drug use.
@@aidamou I dunno how she's a hypocrite. I'm not a Demi fan, I don't really pay any celebrities any special attention, but when something huge happens I'm in touch enough to hear. So I know about her drug problem and that's all I know of her.
"You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot" WE WERE SEVEN 😭😭😭
He's 27, this was after his time so he doesn't get it *sigh*
I screamed 😂
Mina D i think he was more into sky high or American pie
I ate this shit up when I was a kid and I still love it
We all liked stupid things as a kid.
“I need some death, just give me a death” little did he know it would be his own soul dying by the end of the movie
😂😂😂😂😂
Poor dude 😭
😭😭🤧
Plot twist
🤣🤣
Imagine how much money Dylan would’ve saved if Disney+ came out during his Disney movie marathon 😹
Ikr 😂 we all could have saved money
Ikrrr
Disney plus won't let you screen record lmaooo. Too money hungry to allow it.
@@highsun76 He did record The Little Mermaid on Disney+ though?
@@celesteha7492 ooh serious? I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching a Disney movie and it wouldn't let me.
"This video isn't even going to be funny"
You severely underestimate how sadistic your audience is.
lol
“I wanna die.
... *I want a refund”*
Or masochistic
Seriously…this shit was hilarious
the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that one will see you later and the other in a little while.
TeenDream888 🤣
TeenDream888 god damnit 😂😂
Fuckin’ hell 😂😂 such a dad joke but I’m still on the floor LMAO
Ok random
_Points_ 👉
"why does everyone have an accent except demi lovato?" DUDE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
how do you have 1.4k likes but no comments?
@@bloopdaddy i don't know lmao
@@wendybijellberg well, i'm your 1st comment!
At first I thought it was similar to where I'm from, where I'm around tons of ethnically Indians and all their parents, aunts, uncles whatever have strong accents, but they have non.....
Clearly not the case lol
demi has accent???
22:47
so the island isn’t on most maps...but it’s in a high school magazine in Louisiana. ✨movie logic✨
New Zealand is left off of maps sometimes. It's amusing
my country, cabo verde, isn't on many maps. it's literally an island nation. he was so mad but i was like dylan this is literally my life...
@@8888zod omg, this is kinda sad, by the way I really want go to Cabo Verde some day
I said the same thing watching this movie. I was so confused.
@@8888zod I don't believe you.
You know this movie is bad when a native french speaker doesn’t understand a single sentence of Demi’s french
And im a native spanish speaker and i must say... Those accents... For God's sake. At least they managed to actually say something grammatically correct. But that "cawrne mysteriosà" thing, is sending me- (I get they aren't native speakers, tho. But- I can, at least, make fun of it a little bit.)
wanted to know if she said something interesting in french, but- I guess I'll never know
This is what I think in every movie with the americans-against-the-Nazis plot, because the German is so bad. Or in how I met your mother, the German guy, he or the screenwriter was so bad in german, they just made up words. Or all this other movies and series with German people.
But it's also pretty funny, because you can see people struggling with their lines and I keep imagining someone having to keep saying the lines to the actors because they are so confused XD.
@@unknown_k55 bruh im a native spanish speaker too and the accents are not that bad, specially for the cook that said carne misteriosa, demi has the accent of someone learning, y'all making a fuss out of this fr
@@markly5460 You know, I was actually watching it again bc I'm bored... And i listened to it and you're kinda right, the cooker is actually pretty good at it. Maybe even she is a native speaker, but idk why that time it sounded so out of tune for me. Maybe bc of that one dude that was rolling his r's to much and i was pretty hesitant about the accents that when someone actually said something in spanish i thought it sounded weird, idk- (maybe that dude is actually a spanish speaker too and he was overdoing it for the sake of comedy, I'll never know) but I didn't meant to be rude or anything, it just sounded funny at the time
Edit: "at the time" lo digo como si hubieran pasado años, o algo así xD
@@unknown_k55 She just said that English was her favorite language because she's American and then she asked the teacher if her practice of french has suited her. Nothing interesting.
"This kid looks like he's 30, THIS kid looks like he's 11."
You... you just perfectly described the dichotomy of high school boys.
At 24 years of age, I apparently still look 12, lol. 😂
@@earlofbroadst mood
Jake Starbuck me but At 22, last year in a pub (although I was 21 to be fair) a guy was like ‘no Offence but you look about 12 like’
bro fr i was just thinking abt how hs boys vary like that
@@earlofbroadst I had to explain to my colleagues that no I'm not 18, I'm 27.
the fact her country doesn't show up on maps but her face is in the front of teen magazines?????
Seems legit...
Sounds about right.
Anju Singh looool😆
Must be something to do with the fact that their imagination is shit? But lol, maybe I am wrong.
Well my city is not on the map 🤷🏽♂️ so it's not that surprising
I like how Dylan wanted Selena and Demi to hate each other in the beginning, but was annoyed when Selena actually didn't like her for majority of the film.
Fr 😂 To be fair though, it was more like Selena didn't like her and Demi wanted her to like her. So it was just sad because you felt bad for Demi and annoyed at Selena
Demi speaking a foreign language: yfjdcjd
Me a French person: I don’t get it
Dylan: that was French
Me: 👁👄👁
the French was terrible. like a week ago I watched bridgeton and they briefly speak French and the girl goes "ma mère était franchise, vous savez." and then she says some more phrases and it's just not understandable. so terrible. and they had the nerve to make her say "my mom was French..."
I am french and it was easy to understand though
@@lonelyberg1316 if you're not used to a foreign accent it can be hard. but yeah one would expect that she wouldn't have one, given the fact that she probably had tutoring from a young age by a French person
@@palaceofbrilliance6164 you're right
In gilmore girls, Paris has a nanny that is portuguese and yet she speaks a mixture of portuguese and spanish, like why? Portuguese is my main language and I could barely understand her. This is just me ranting though 😂
It’s my favorite thing when Dylan realizes he predicted the line of a character right before they say it 😂
mine too!
14:51
😂😂❤
It’s definitely not mine 😬
hahaha
"HOW DID THEY EVEN RECOGNIZE HER?? SHE GOT A HAIR TRIM" lmao I can't stop replaying that
PolliitoAle hahahahaha same
PolliitoAle miraculous be like-
Reminds me of Miraculous...Adrien’s hair is literally just messier as Chat Noir lmao
@@justme7410 his eyes are also different as chat noir
Right after this, when she said, "I have a duty to my people." I laughed at the same time Dylan did, and I was like, "Yeahhh." Then he said, "I haven't bought into any of this.".
And I was like, "Right. Definitely. I wasn't laughing at 'duty'." Cause that's where this movie has taken me.
"Do you ever get so depressed that you just can't talk?"
Oh, you mean life? Is that not just life?
I felt that on a spiritual level-
Isn't that most people everyday?
The fact that those girls found out that she was a princess and told the princess herself and they didn’t have any consequences whatsoever blows my mind, like I’m sure they would have been arrested by the agency or something
Dylan: watches DISNEY movies geared towards children and pre-teens
Also Dylan: where are the GUN FIGHTS?? when is someone going to DIE???
to be fair when i watched this as a kid i had the same thoughts
I mean, there's actually plenty of fights and death in their animated movies
@@morley364 True...
Even if they're kids' films, you can still have deaths.
Have you read warriors by Erin hunter? Those books are targeted to children and there are more deaths in the first ark than I can count!
One cat died by bleeding out while giving birth!
"The less I understand,the better the movie is" ~ Dylan 2019
I read this as I heard this on the video
The best line😂
who tf buys bait on their way to school
edit: I love that Dylan continuously sacrifices his sanity for our enjoyment
maybe they were going to put worms in someone's backpack or something.
We gonna talk about how those crowns from the dollar store......like my school at least had the decency to go to the jewelry store in the mall and get a decent priced one
Something about a 27 year old man watching this kills me lmao
Same
Its amazing
HE IS 27?!!
@@Tiredprincessss 28 !
@@elodie199 woooot
"i wonder if justin bieber ever watches this movie" HAHAHAHHSHDHHDHJA THAT TOOK ME OUTTTTT
shylampshade probably😩
1 1 I know right😂😂
Dylan: The less I understand, the better the movie is
Me speaking French, English and Spanish: ;-; Agree
Sameeee
Lmao same, sprinkle some Arabic in there and I would've been had
"you have to be 7 to buy into this"
me when I was like 9 or 10: She has a duty to her people!!
For real though 😭
I can not believe that this movie depressed you more than Bratz
I thought the same thing lol
I was thinking that too, after brats, I'm not sure you could get any worse
me too. I at first thought he was joking but then it hit me he was serious
Samee hahaha
Sofia Argueda it’s because this movie was anti climactic and literally nothing in it was fun. But this was my childhood so I don’t really get it either
I genuinely think we were all so blinded by Demi and Selena acting together that we didn't realise how terrible this movie was 😂
ikr
u are so not wrong
IKR I remember singing the “One and the same” back then. It was Disney channel so u can’t expect 5 star movies.
guess im the exception then
EXACTLY
I love how genuinely different his reactions are to this movie compared to most others on this channel. Most of the time if he predicts a line he gets really excited and it's so enjoyable to share in that happiness. And then in this--he either looks so dead inside when he predicts the line or just gets so visibly angry that it's so fucking funny man
"Hmmm well the princess has longer hair, so it can't be her. Move along"
When Selena Gomez is suppose to be the “ugly looked over girl” and doesn’t get the guy
Me: ....ight imma just head out
Ong, that was really taking me out of the movie.
If Selena Gomez can’t get a guy what hope is there for the actual ugly girls *cough cough* me
@@lyn8834 I’m sure your beautiful!
She's not ugly, she's poor.
@@2wingo "poor"
okay this movie is obviously not winning any oscars but like... worse than bratz??? I beg to differ.
Mai forty seven ] then beg
Jk girl 🤪
I just checked your profile and guuuurl. Your liked vids... You're me.
Last. airbender. I just, anyone can mention that to this day. And a fan of the cartoon will go on a 4 hour rant. I say 4 hours for 3 reasons. 1. The show was a masterpiece, 2. It dealt with real stuff. And 3 it was still able to be campy. Penguin sleighing, the thing in ba sing sae when aang met up with his BFF. But all of that became became depressing af. I just why did M night do that?!
Bratz was gold when it came out
Dylan: Is he a secret agent?!
The movie: YES
"I want her to steal her dad"
You watch too many sugar baby hallmark movies
“This kid over here looks like he’s 30, this kid looks like he’s 11.”
*That’s Disney movies for you*
It's funny how that's how high school actually is, at least that's how mine was. There was a kid that literally looked 9 and a guy who looked like he was 30.😂
I feel like Dylan needs to watch a horror movie. He’s been craving the death of characters lately
lmao that's true. Btw I love Dean, his music is dope 👌
I'd seriously like to see that.
YES OMG he need to watch Hush
Yeah he should there’s a good series I watched well technically a mini series ( 4 episodes) it’s called the cry, it’s a psychological thriller and murder mystery which is SUPER worth watching
Like House of Wax x'D
Imagine how awkward the burping scene must have been since she just opens her mouth and Selena’s like “ hehehe”
when ever i feel sad i watch this video and somehow dylan suffering through this makes me feel so much better
too real
Her coronation dress looks like a Party City version of Belle’s ballroom gown.
hothotheat3000 i thought u said coronacation and thought u predicted it from 8 months ago🤣
Omg it totally does
with a mix of anastasia's dress in the dream sequence at the palace
Still looks better than Emma Watson’s version
I got more Anastasia vibes
“i want to speak to major mason. i only trust to major mason.”
“Major Mason”
“mAjOR mASoN”
“MAJOR MASON”
*MAJOR MASONN*
😆😆😆
reminds me of a great avgn bit..bubbahotep...bubbahotep...
That part made me laugh...actually, the whole video made me laugh
I'ma need that meme DEEP FRIED, SON!
So I know this is about a year late, but what Disney-hired costume designer thought it’d be a good idea for the evil general dude to wear the Russian Imperial coat of arms on his beret thingy?
This did not age well haha
It's fun for me to see someone else suffer through this. I have a 19 year old daughter and a 12 year old!! I had to watch this movie over and over with the eldest when it was first made and then again when my youngest was growing up.
All things Disney and nickelodeon I relived over and over and over....
I’m so sorry for my parents who had to suffer through me watching high school musical 283472827292738 times
I think I picked a good movie to watch over and over again when I was little. I put Tangled on repeat all day every day and I still love that movie
It's not on the map, but it is in the newspapers
RIGHT 💀💀
elenajovancic 😲
elenajovancic she could’ve been like “wots a coast moon la? Never heard of it, is it on the map?”
Wasn't even a newspaper just a random magazine
NO MY CHILDHOOD MOVIE. DYLAN ALWAYS RUINS THESE FOR ME BUT I LOVE THEM 😭.
It's awful, you only love it because it was part of your childhood lol I love it too tho
Yeah I loveee this movie
same
Agnieszka Ramirez ikrrrrr thats what i saiddd
Same
When Dylan said " you have to be 7yrs old to buy into this plot" I was 7yrs old when the movie came out and I LOVED this movie but now Dylan has made it into pure comedy for me LOL
Dylan’s acting at 21:25 was actually believable😂so I was confused
Oh my God I remember when this came out and I was so juiced because they finally put Selena and Demi together in a project hahaha they were the Disney BFFs of the decade, with each their own DC show and their iconic TH-cam channels. This is what all of our preteen hearts wanted 😂
I lovveeedd this movie though. Like 4th grade me was living.
8th grade me liked it, but in hindsight it wasn't good.
Selena has done pretty well since then. Demi... standard chil star roller coaster
Do not use DC show because I thinks of DC Comics not Disney Channel.
As someone in high school. Some people look ten and some look 30 with full-blown beards.
This is 100% factual.
Tayli M yep, I mean I look like 25 and I’m 16 so
Proud to say I am the 1k like
My classmate's brother the year above us grew a full dark brown beard at 16, it was extremely impressive. But they definitely couldn't make him shave it off as it was a fairly multicultural highschool and there were a couple of Sikh guys in the year and not shaving the face is pretty key there. So this white dude had a full beard and probably was the envy of all the guys in the year. He definitely looked much older, although some of the girls definitely looked like they were almost 20.
It's been about 8 years since then but it's definitely one of those things that sticks around in the memory.
True. I look ten and my friend Ava looks 25.
Dylan: You have to be like 7 years old to buy into this plot
Intended viewers: Yes...
12:52 there was a scene where Selena grabs a milk carton and drinks it out of there idk why but 8 year old me thought it was so satisfying to watch.
Kristian Alexis I used to drink it from the carton but now I just drink in a cup 😂
I stared in horror as a kid because I knew mom would be so PISSED at me if I did that
“You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot”
*was seven years old when the movie came out and I loved it*
Welp...
Nei_Chan we all did😂
Natalia Edwards I was 10 and I absolutely loved this movie!
Ikr my seven year old self feels attacked
oof same, although I was 9
when I clicked on this I was like "pffft there's no way it's that bad I love this movie" and I gotta admit, the years did not treat the movie well..
Wow I was actually five when this came out but I probably watched it around the age of seven when I watched it as well lol
‘i don’t eat carbs, i’m a villain’ i need that on a shirt lmao
Same!
Well there is some science behind it cuz it starts negatively affecting your brain
@@Veenbuen1 For real? 😭
@@Veenbuen1 lol what?
i read that as 'i dont eat crabs' lol
13:42 her French is so bad I didn't even get she was talking in French, and I am French.
Same HAHA
18:15 - 18:19
Demi: "I wonder if he is beautiful on the inside as well."
Dylan, aggressively whispering: "HE IS NOT!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“WHAT THEY VOTED FOR HER TO BE ONE OF THE PRINCESSES- what a pLoT tWiSt😐”
he had us in the first half not gonna lie
_its.adrianaaa_ he really did
Dylan: I want you to delete the charge for princess protection program, I didn’t by it
Bank:* see’s the list of movies he has rented/bought* yeah sure
The country’s not on any maps, but the royal family appears in teen gossip magazines? Ok sure.
Can we talk about JUST HOW MANY PRINCESSES WERE IN THIS PROTECTION PROGRAM in the beginning?
Now, I’m no expert, but I’m finding it hard to believe that there are THAT many monarchies in that day and age that need their Princesses protected from some kind of huge danger in their own countries
Dylan: “Did you just toss the pizza? What are you doing, you’re gonna stain the sheets!”
Dylan is noticing the important stuff
Her country it's not even on a map but she's on a magazine??? Like... How does this work???
CasUsE iT wAs a MagaZiNe iN SpANish
She said it wasn't on most big maps because bigger countries like America don't care for it. That doesn't mean its completely unknown and school library's have all types of shit in them anyway so it's not that crazy lol
"But in back woods Louisiana.. not even like Lafayette"
Oh, Dylan honey... Lafayette is back woods Lousiana
Nah, you ever suffered a day in Lacassine or Evans? Lafayette is the home of the "city folk"
You can see him go through the 5 stages of grief
Dylan: is an adult
Dylan: watches movie targeted towards kids and roasts its plot
Also Dylan: "You need to be like 7 years old to believe this plot"
Because there are plenty movies primarily for kids that adults can enjoy. Kung Fu panda, Shrek, and they're literal cartoon things. There's plenty of well written, aimed at children stuff.
@@jordan_roadhouse4798 yeah but we’re talking about Disney channel movies here the expectations are kinda low to start with
you’re telling me you hated this more than F the Prom? rEALLY?
b e l l a THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, same with the fucking kissing booth. I can’t STAND how bad that movie is
LMAOOOO IKR at least this makes sense to some extent
Dylan: I don’t even know if this is going to be a good video
TH-cam: Lets make this one of his most viewed videos on his channel
14:00
Dylan: i'm so happy they are not speaking english
Me, who speak both languages: damn it!
11:10 "That woman actually looks like a bus driver, that's good casting" buwahahahahaha what?! I couldn't stop laughing!
he wanted to say something they got right....at least they casted one character correctly...
No but like I had an elementary school bus driver who looked almost exactly like her, and she would always play country radio in the bus nonstop
My elementary school best friend and I would sing one and the same together all the time 😭 we pretended to be selena and demi I LOVE THIS FILM OKAY
Lmao same with my sister, we wrote down the lyrics and everything
Lmaoooo SAME!
aaaah you just gave me so much nostalgia 😂💗
saaaameeeee
Same but I would just sing or to myself😂
Dylan: "HoW dO YoU gET StUCk iN a CoNVerTaBlE?"
Me: Someone call an ambulance cuz I'm dying of laughter
I'm sad. This was my favorite DCOM next to Starstruck and Frenemies.
Me before the video: actually liking this movie
Dylan: points out everything wrong with it
Me after watching the video: “THIS MOVIE IS NOT GOOD!”
You should watch Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior edit: wow this comment blew up if you see this Dylan love you and also watch the Teen Beach movies pls
this one is good hahaha
athena ruelas this comment needs more likes
Love that movie
Omfg yes
YES YES YES YES
"I want to die"
A second later...
"I want a refund"
Me every day
okay so this is random but I promise it connects to this guys review in some ways here my point out so I was listening to some david bowie less than jake reel big fish and the song video killed the radio star not sure you know any of them today but like you realize how passionate some things are an out there and experimental trying to be subversive yet submerssive at the same time counter culture against the grain trying their hardest a stand out anti established different coming from a new angle perspective whether it be music or t.v. film whatever medium floats your boat...thats why it gets loved and deserved praise for trying something ...this fucking film is a tax write off...its literally just putting together 3 different things we seen before and making a nothing film by combining them with no reason..i hate films that do that poorly...watch cadet kelly its a similar cluster but its well done for a purpose..this movie is like the opposite of that film
he made fun of the burp but like half the dialogue is clearly redubbed...because they were tire dof doing live takes i'm sure of these actors not being able to act emote or remember lines so they said we will fix it in post production its fine
Asmosis Jones wtf
@@razkable im so scared
That "hello troublemakers" was so cute ngl. He looked so fucking happy for no reason and I had to replay it 5 times :')
PLEASE THE WAY HE ENDED THE VIDEO 😭🖐
"Snip, snip no one will know" in the accent had me dying 😂😂
dylan losing his will to live for 28 minutes
It's gotten to the point where I find myself regularly questioning whether Dylan actually ever posted a movie commentary on a Monday or if it was all a lie
Well, where I live it's still sunday when he posts so it may depend of your timezone
At the beginning he posted them on Monday lol but then one day he posted it on Sunday and everyone was like “hey what’s up it’s Sunday” and since then he make it a joke and posted on Sundays saying it was Monday jsjsjaj
He would always finish the video on Saturday so that he could watch football all day on Sunday and it'd be ready to post for Monday but then he just started posting them on Sunday because the videos were done and he wanted to read the comments during commercial breaks.
He posted a couple on Monday
I’m from Louisiana and I remember being so aggravated with this movie as a kid because I’m all the wide shots there’s mountains and Louisiana is flat as hell
21:30 that was better acting than anyone in the whole movie
Dylan makes me feel bad for loving the movies that I love..
Same wtf
Same
Same
Good! You should be ashamed :p Don't listen to the support group below. They're not your friends
Do you really love it if you can't say "that's horrendous, I love it"
okay selena and demi was a power team and no one can change my mind.
that movie would've been like 10 times better if their characters fell for each other and became a couple tbh
ToTally where’s the lie
@@totally5694 ew no. Making romance out of something that definitely doesn't need romance. Not saying that because they're both females either. But no. 💀their charachters literally would be horrible for the plot
ToTally, you’re literally only saying that because you want to force homosexuality into a movie, for no reason..
Aphrodite lmao literally chill 😹 it’s not in the movie, it’s just fun to think of different ways the movie could go ... it’s harmless
Your reaction progressively gets funnier and funnier as I keep watching😭😂😂😂
Did he say “WELCOME TO LOUISIANA “ at 10:55?? Then they show a mountain scene that looks like it’s in coastal California!?? Lololol Louisiana has literally ZeRo mountains lol. We’re below sea level , actually… we sinking into the Gulf of Mexico .
The joke's on you, I had depression before this movie. Ay!!
Nicole Rain I wanted to give you a like but you have 69 and I feel like I can't that away from you
i’m proud to say i was the 420th like
Ayeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Stop romanticizing depression weirdo
selena: i have boy issues cause I love a douche and my life is so hard even though I enjoy it and fit in well enough mostly im angsty and rebelling cause mommy is gone...princess: someone wants me dead..movie: selena is right you should feel bad for the average girl troubles...me: wtf is this?...a real movie has selena go oh fuck being normal is hard when someone wants you dead...maybe I should feel bad for you ..its called subverting expectations cause it makes more sense and is more interesting
“Now that my husband has passed away”
Dylan: *laughs*
all of selena gomez's disney movies were iconic: ppp, monta carlo, ramona & beezuz, wowp movies, another cinderella story, etc. you really can't say anything they're just iconic
"Yes hello. I'd like to refute a charge on my MasterCard. It's a movie...The Princess Protection Program. Yeah I didn't buy that. I would NEVER buy that. I'd rather go blind before ever watching it."
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"Yes I did rent Cinderella Story 1 and 2. Yup. Mean Girls 1 and 2. And Bratz."
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"So according to my history you won't refund me MY MONEY?!?!!"
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"Fine! Can I at least exchange it for a different movie or credit toward a movie rental?"
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"I'll rent Cinderella Story 3."
😂😂😂
@@jorreca Thanks lol. I imagined that's how the conversation would go. 😂
“Don’t touch him.... he does weird things” 😂🤣👌🏼
She gave him free bait ... so technically Dylan she did bait him...
This was one of my favorite movies as a kid and watching this video has me questioning my 8 year old self's sanity
I saw you fully slip into depression when you said "I don't wanna laugh. I wanna die" so matter-of-fact.
I reeeaallly wish they had put Demi in a black wig at the beginning and then during the "makeover" scene have her hair be dyed the brown it is for the rest of the movie. It would have shown an actual transformation AND it would have made sense at the end when Selena gets mistaken for her since Selena's hair is black.
Get a grip, you loser
@@carlaconnor8347 get lost. Grow up and stop being mean to random people on the internet, it really doesn’t get you any points.
@@carlaconnor8347 The fuck is that response 😂
@@carlaconnor8347 lmao when you try to be a cool seven-year-old
I honestly remember watching this movie on Disney + a few months ago and genuinely could not finish it because I could not deal with the cringyness. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that hated this movie😭😭
“I don’t eat carbs, I’m a villain” 😂😂😂
I'm sorry, you become queen of a country, but then a year later, you're an agent for a protection program?... I thought you had a duty to your people lol
Ha, duty.
This movie is for preteens...
you know whats so sad on top of the movie itself and hes right about?...they didnt even really film like in lousiana yet they want kids to think it all looks like this forrest cause its easy to film then you know showing an actual dock or city in the state which looks like every other fucking big city and they did it so they can stay on set in hollywood and have their asian bully and not show the palace and be able to be cheap with where the characters are and make it seem like anywhere ...yeah cause ssian girls love backwoods..smdh...like who the fuck thought for one second selena gomez of all teens was your average girl?..shes a wizard for god's sake...
@@vandy5206 The audience that is meant for doesn't justify poor quality
Okay but I was i the only one that’s never watched that one year later scene cuz when I saw it. I was highly confused
When is Dylan gonna sue Disney for giving him clinical depression?
I’ll help him-
*we all help him*
You're right, the slow descent into madness or rather sadness is hilarious🤣 i felt bad for you.
I always thought Demi and Selena should’ve switched roles.
You know...I could see that
I can see that working out
Princess switch
thats how they were originally cast, they preferred these roles and then switched I believe
Omg yes
"I wonder if Justing Bieber ever watches this movie" LMAO DYLAN
Bailey Godwin he did then he left her and got married
@@JustLikeAFlower dumb bitch
@Rachel Yu no, just people being mean
ilbwfy • ???? That sentence made no sense
Avacado 123 im not triggered, people are being mean and thats my response
9:12 I love the fact that the concept of an elevator confused Dylan so much that he had to pause the movie lol
He wasn't confused by the elevator 😂
I used to love this movie when I was younger but I didn’t even realize how much of a mess this was.
i literally wheezed when Selena Gomez threw the pizza onto the bed... like what even was that
God, I saw your comment and now I want pizza
Kat me too
@Kristian Alexis "well fuck this" 😭😭😭
This just reminded me that Demi and Selena aren't even friends anymore and I'm sad
@JDS12451 Demi is an addict. And so is Selena, by the way. Open your eyes.
@@janeryan2709 I mean, you're talking as if not all pop stars are into drugs, or all musicians. It's no news that two drops in a bucket load of musicians are also participating in drug use.
@JDS12451 let's not forget she's a human fucking being with an intricate, difficult, and dangerous obstacle in her life. Christ.
Cuthberts Lookout when she stops being a hypocrite maybe people will be more sympathetic to her.
@@aidamou I dunno how she's a hypocrite. I'm not a Demi fan, I don't really pay any celebrities any special attention, but when something huge happens I'm in touch enough to hear. So I know about her drug problem and that's all I know of her.