POV: You're A Primary Teacher 🥴
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2024
- Oh and one last one "Not being able to get an ongoing position despite being told repeatedly there is a teacher shortage" 🙄
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Totally. Also the side eyes at that person who asks questions in the staff meeting that was finishing early…
The ability to triage between, eating lunch, going to the toilet, last minute photocopying or reheating your cold instant coffee…
Hubby is a real estate agent…
How the heck do you know ALL THE ACCURATE details? It’s just too good!
Yes, right? How?
Maybe he has you know 🤫 writers. But with this one, he has kids and was in childrens entertainment.
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I was going to ask the exact same question. Scary how close he is. 😄
It’s called research
You forgot "playing a million games of heads down thumbs up when you need a filler or some peace and quiet because it get the class to sit still in perfect silence for 5 minutes under the guise of a fun game"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wondered why we played that soooooooooo much.
Playing Sleeping Lions. Took me far too long to realise it was a ploy to get a classroom to be still and silent, splayed out on the floor. Clever Miss Joy, very clever.
or 'sleeping lions' :)
Dead fish 😂
At my school it was silent ball. It kept us so much quieter because if we spoke we got out and everyone wanted to win
Having worked in a school for over 20 years...I can say, this is soooo true 🧡
The late duty partner or worse the person who is late to release you from duty...This video is demonstrates more recognition than most teachers get, well done.
So accurate! 😂
At the end, 'Would you like a receipt that you'll forget to get reimbursed because you left it in your pocket and washed it.'
Creative genius!
Would love to see you do a whole parent teacher interview ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely love to see that!
YES! Especially when you are doing a parent teacher meeting on ZOOM online lol 😂😂😂 I'd love to see a comedy segment on this subject 😉
Not a teacher nor a parent but it had me laughing…then the kicker at the end with the up next has me laughing more and looking forward to it! 🤣thanks Jimmy 👍
I am both a Primary Teacher and a parent. He knows us too well, it's disturbing!
@@triarb5790 my appreciation to all teachers and parents! 👍👏
Yeah, can't wait for the estate agent one 😂. His expression was priceless.
OMG!! so good on the primary school teacher, BUT the real estate agent tease 🤣😂🤣😂I laughed so hard I almost peed on my shoelaces!! 😍😁
Thanks for the much-needed laughs, Jimmy. You're a legend! 👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Very accurate about where we get our resources too! Another good video, it’s great that we can laugh about our own profession.
You could’ve included leadership team asking you to do an assessment task to collect data, but then not really using the data effectively, having meetings that would’ve been better as an email, or having to buy more stationery because some parents think that 1 whiteboard marker will last their child for the whole year (your checkout beeper may have exploded at that!)
I was wondering where the 'Using your evenings/weekends/holidays for catching up on all the admin, PL, reporting, data analysis, programming, and planning' was, but realised it must be one of those bulky items that are too heavy to take out of the trolley to scan.
Thank you for the laughs!
Well done and Boom!Boom!
Not available in the supermarket. Try the Hardware store.
My husband is a school teacher and yes it is so true about the extra things...
🙌Yes!!! This!!!👏🏻
@@KirstyMcCulloch no different to us tradies, who mind you work after hrs all the time but rarely whinge about it.
Who has a dishwasher in their staffroom?!?!?!?!
Also as a specialist teacher..... bite me.
I've worked in a bunch of schools... all under 300 students, and every staff room had a dishwasher, microwave, urn, and sandwich press 😉
nah thats what your students are for
I used to be a CRT and never saw one that didn't...
We have one but it’s only for special occasions because we all refused to go on the roster. And as a specialist, I’m just gonna go back to planning my ONE lesson to teach to 24 classes over and over. 🙄
@@jeannedarc1566 oh really? It was always part of the cleaning staff duties to unpack it in the afternoons. We indivially put dirties in during the morning and once we finished lunch, last staff member to finish up lunch put powder in and pressed start.
Oh! I remember the excursion to the waste water treatment plant. Grade 6 it was. It was part of the lessons we were doing about water, water use, water treatment, etc. 10 year old me found it quite interesting actually. The smells were a bit much though!
The face at the end was the best Jimmy.
“The particular jangles”
When I hear that it triggers my on another level
Have you been a teacher Jimmy? Because this is way too accurate for you not to be, or not be surrounded by teacher friends that bitch to you about this stuff :P
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"1 2 3 eyes on me" thank you very much lmao
also we got waterfall not a flat tyre lol
macaroni and cheese, everybody freeze!
hocus pocus, everybody focus!
hands on top, that means stop ✋️
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Don’t forget the hideous neon vests that they wear on duty, and the infamous ‘no hat, no play’ phrase.
Loved watching this and chiming in "I do that... I do that... I know I don't have to laminate everything... but I do"
Love these Jimmy. Sooo looking forward to real estate agents...🤣🤣
“1,2,3! Eyes on me! 3,2,1! Ears are on!” That transitioned from my days as a primary school teacher and now I’m into swim teaching.
But this rang so true and made me remember why I got out of primary school teaching.
Don't forget hands on top that means stop 😂
When Jimmy knows more about teaching than the government does!
Oh dear, I sense real estate agent scars that haven’t quite healed🤣
Gee you’re spot on there Jimmy!
Best teacher in the world mug 🤣
There are never ANY forks in the staff room - so true!!!
But they aren’t really holidays, they’re time in lieu of all the extra hours & hours of work crammed into term time; or time to go to the dentist/specialist/get your tax done/car serviced, etc, OR, often when teachers get sick!
Oh god, being in high school and watching this makes me really feel bad for my primary school teachers.
In all seriousness, teachers deserve the best this world has to offer. A lot of my teachers, especially my primary school ones, are a big factor in who I am now and I can't thank them enough for it. Teaching is a hard job, and something I feel like us students don't really appreciate (since we're too busy talking shit about the ones who are harsh markers-), especially during remote learning.
Teachers are such a gift, I doubt society would be anything without them.
Saw your show in Brisbane on Wednesday night. You absolutely rocked. It was the best show I had seen in ages! Thank you for keeping me sane during COVID and making us all laugh looking back at it!
You just know it's Mr. C coming around the corner! Jingle, jingle!
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Laughed out loud! Especially at the next installment! !! So much negative experience with them. But also the best experience with the good one's You are the best! LOL every time! !
I'm a teacher....my ex husband is a real estate agent. I may have spilt my coffee at the ending of this one 🤣
That look full of anguish at the end...
Nailed it mate, absolutely nailed it.
Jimmy is the best comedian I've seen in many many years, love him
😂😂😂😂😂 it’s funny because it’s true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also the realestate agent thing at the end 😂😂😂
“There’s a flat tire, shh!” 😂😂😂
For us it’s “1, 2, 3, WATERFALL! Shhhhhh!”
So the next one is just "lies" and three minutes of Jimmy scanning at top speed??? hahahaha.
You forgot being pregnant and never being seen again
Friday morning tea is a meme all on its own.
Hahaha!!!! So funny....talking very professionally...love the background music
Oh my, I'm looking forward to real estate agents after your preview 😂
OMG yes! I'm not a teacher anymore, but I did teach for 10 years over in China at a Chinese- International primary school. My kids could smell me coming a mile away every morning, carrying my McCafe coffee (wanker coffee? Yeah, I lived in Guangzhou and Mcafe is VERY much a thing there!) with no less than 3 pens/ pencils stuffed into my ponytail. And my students actually started copying me doing that, it was adorable! Teaching, good times......
...getting married then no one knows your name any more.
In 1973 we had lovely Miss Austin, who became Mrs. Graham over the Christmas holidays, and by chance I had her for two years running (combined year classes).
It took my 9-year-old brain several months to cotton on to the fact that they were the same person.
a teacher of mine married over break, but I didn't tell my parents. when my mom asked about her using her maiden name I was like "WHO?" 😅
The "excursion to a sewage plant" got me because when I was in year 4 we legit went to the local waste processing centre for an excursion 😂
That sucks- in year 4 we went to Wivenhoe Dam (Brissie) which was kind of interesting- and we all got free merch, haha!
I bet the kids would have loved saying they went to the “poo farm.”😆
@@joycie014 👏🤣
We got to go to the local lead and zinc smelter even though most of the school lived under it's cloud and knew all about it already.
we all did. and the egg farm and the abottoir
PLEASE do nurses!!!! We could use a laugh right now.
It's there and funny. The end segue is good too.
The shoelaces.... 🤣 Also the shade at the end.... 👍🏻 haha!!!
Next, a real estate agent, well here’s a sneak preview for you “LIES!!!” 😂😂😂
I dare you to do realtor just that 'Lie' for 3min straight lol. 😀
Ah teachers pay teachers, the saviour of primary school homeschoolers…
Awesome these are spot on. Real estate 👍👍 bring it on 😂😂😂
Early childhood educators ( Childcare educators)
Okay I was just talking to a friend who's a primary teacher and you forgot the first aid kit but it's really just a box of "shut up" bandaids.
That was BRILLIANT 👌😂!! You've obviously got young boys apropos your comment about the shoe laces 😁.
I am not a teacher but was always happy that while I had less holidays I could choose when I took them and it was never during school holidays!
I LOLed at the excursion the the sewerage farm 😂
THE FORKS!! Yes, they always disappear 😢
Work in a school. Can't wait to send this to the Primary teachers. :)
😂😂😂😂😂love it! Keep em Comming jimmy!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼💯
Cuz, you are killing it!
If the real estate agent isn't just 3 mins of lies over and over, I dont wanna see it 😆😜
Sums all the primary school teachers I had up perfectly!! 😂😂
I need that scanner beep thingie! The only thing that my dog seems to respond to😁
Shared with teachers who will totally appreciate this..
"one, two, three, look at me!!?'' sir..... it is "one, two three, eyes on me!!"
This is awesome! Please do one for single parents. Thankyou for making my day!
U crack me up Jimmy...love it...
Hey jimmy please do one on teenagers or kids that would be awesome
yes , that would be great!
The shoelace has me 😂😂😂
In primary school I remember there was a grade that went on a excursion to the rubbish tip. So glad that wasn’t my grade lol 😂
As someone who is currently attempting (unsuccessfully) to buy a house, I can’t wait for the real estate vid 😂🤣😂😅😂🤪😜🤣
hhahaha the keys! I'm the maintenance person at a government school and when they handed me the keys to the "school", i thought it was joke. A lanyard of about 50 keys. What do they all open? I'm still searching for the chamber of secrets.
Am a retired teacher and he has got it to a 't'. Hilarious!!!
A Best Teacher iIn The World Mug! 😂😂😂
123 Look at me😂😂😂
And yes i was one of those students that gave a teacher a Bath Bomb🥴
(Teachers outer voice… Aww thank you
Teachers inner voice …Another fkn Bath Bomb!!!)😂😂😂😂
Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻Loved the Brisbane show on Wednesday and it was so fantastic to meet you! You are such a great guy and so kind❤️
you def have skills with the scanner! love the rhythms - bloody eloquent!
I no longer have a child at school so I have the envious ability not to know when school holidays are or having to plan a trip in grid locked traffic for a getaway you can't afford.
Just make real estate and car salesman the same episode 😀
O M G.... the soggy, stinky shoelaces! LOL
Awesome Jimmy! 👌
Lies…and that look - stitches
Secondary school teacher, aka naplan miner.
PERFECTION! 🤣🤣
Haha. Well done
2:18 🤢🤢 **commence flashbacks**
As a retired primary school teacher-YES!
🤣🤣🤣love it!
cannot wait for the real estate agent one!
Do high school English teachers! 😂😂😂 that would be hilarious!
I reckon teaching teenagers would turn you in to an alcoholic!!
@@maureenackerley8024 or make you wanna check in to rehab for r&r
@@brendonrookes1151 my word! Sadly parents don't support the teachers these days. They tend to think their child is a perfect angel all the time.
@@maureenackerley8024 Yeap, true.
Me who watched this because I loved giggle and hoot when I was little
I'm not a teacher, I'm the student, and I can say...
This is very very true!
Perhaps add "lollies", "treats" and "stickers", because if a primary teacher isn't spending about a quarter of their budget on buying things for their class ...
Simply BRILLIANT, Jimmy! This is a TOTALLY TRUE and ACCURATE account of a teacher's life in such a great way. After a teaching career of almost 40 years, you provided the funniest, most entertaining and cleverest 3:08 minutes that I have enjoyed about my occupation! THANK YOU! 😂😂 ROTFLMAO!!
When is the next Meanwhile in Australia coming out?
Haha we went to the sewerage plant in primary school 🤣🤣
How does he do it ?? Every POV has been hilarious !!!
And spot on observation.
That'll be me in 4 years time.
HAHAHA real estate agents
You forgot to put the painkillers in the bag, for the headache acquired on the bus, from the loud chatter of excursion-excited children.
@The Aussie Family Ah, yes. Forgot about those.
Yep I knew that , I use to work as a teachers aid years ago and yep you do put up with a lot of crap as a teacher.
Love this so much 😂
Love it! Can you please do nurses?! I think we've earned it! 😆
Love to see how you do one for nurses...different groups...bahahaha