Oh my gosh! I love these videos!! Thought nothing could compete with the meanwhile in Aust videos but I guess I was wrong because these are just as gold 😆
Ah.... Jimmy, that so reminds me of selling our place around 30 years ago. The estate agent brought EVERYONE from their office for a look through. It was back in the days of brick mobile phones...and one phone rang, so they all dug their bricks out of their oversized breifcases , trying to work out who's was ringing !
you missed "oh i've got a lot of interest in this one, it'll go fast" "telling the vendor what you think their house is worth by inflating the price, then after the agreement to act is signed, begin conditioning the vendor to accept a much lower price"
"open plan kitchen, living, dining" aka this house is so small we had to cram 3 rooms into 1 so good luck fitting anything more than a 6 seat dining table in it.
Treating all renters like they’re third class citizens without realising that they’re your (well, they could have been but aren’t because of how you treated them) future sales customers 🙄🤷🏼♀️
Haha, true! We stopped using real estate agents and sold our houses without them. Saved a tonne of money and all the degrading things they'd say about your house to make you feel like you have to drop the price. Don't need them!
Love it. Having cash bought my home a year ago - yep totally on point. My lawyer was all "does this guy know what is going on (?)" , only to have him admit it was his first sale when he gave me a plant 4 wks later. Now I can laugh about it.
@@huggybare9 lol, you arent my cousin then, I missed the Boomer by 6 years and one particular cousin said i would never have anything because of it. But if you hold onto Blue chip shares long enough.......and also work like theres no tomorrow For 40 yrs, theres hope.
@@juliepoppy1021 good on you, we sold 2 houses without real estate agents. First house sold in one day and the second sold before we even advertised it! Way to go!
You forgot one, calling 2 days before you even know that you have a house open, then cancelling your family outing so then you can clean for 2 days to have a house opening. That's what's going on in my life at the moment ❤ from the west coast.
Thanks for educating me. Had to look up compendium and champagne flutes. I received a cutting board, I use it everyday:). Cheap wine I gave it away. You are so thorough with your research, great job Jimmy!
A few suggestions for POV: Early Children's Educators (Childcare workers) Politicians Football Players - NRL or AFL... or both... perhaps throw in Soccer for the Soccer people Cricket Players - because when it's not footy season, it's cricket season, lol Toddlers/Small children - because it would be interesting to see where Jimmy goes with that Cat people Dog people Random Fandom Nerds - there's plenty to choose from, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc Lawyers/Judge/Similar field Super Model Anyone else have suggestions for POV, because these are great, lol
Jimmy! You'll be including grad students in the uni students, right? It's not like we say "oh my god, I forgot how many of them there are" when the undergrads come back after summer holidays...
Putting your flier (with your face on it) in people's letterbox even when they specify no junk mail _long scan_ Not responding to an email from a prospective buyer because they didn't say they'll buy the house, but still adding them to your email newsletter so they can find the next house you're selling and then not answer any questions about that either _scan_
"Forgetting to collect the sign with your face on it that says open for inspection on the corner of the street So everyone just judge's you for leaving rubbish on the street with your face on it"
Love it! I knew a real estate agent who was a failed computer games businessman who had a suit so shiny everyone AT OUR CHURCH made fun of his “space suit”.
@@karenvickery6070 are you Australian? Because it’s a cultural thing: friends teasing each other. I didn’t like the guy but I never said anything to him about his suit or anything else. It was only his friends who did.
@@DarkMatterZine I am Australian have been all my life that’s 55 years and there is no such thing as cultural making fun of someone that’s bullying and when you belong to a church, wow what sort of church is that...Honestly a church and you make fun of people.
😂😂😂Spot on as always especially about having their faces on everything. You forgot 'fixer upper or in need of some TLC'. In other words the place needs to be condemned and bulldozed.
Saying a property is "deceptively" anything. Spacious, large most frequent lies. I swear it either means small, or you can't use the large space because it's in the wrong spot/badly planned/ not accessible/damp & mouldy/there's a noisy neighbour on the other side of the bedroom wall.
I wonder whether you can get around that by telling them to only show properties where the rooms are actually spacious and well arranged (not the contents), how the rooms interact and connect with each other. Maybe not? Oh well! 😟
Poor uni students. Debt. More Debt. Instant noodles, instant Mac and cheese, worry that you’ll never get a job after uni, or buy a house. Stress, all nighters, breaking down thinking you failed an exam…finding out you didn’t fail the exam..
Then there's the clueless demons who distribute (or pay for the distribution of) flyers in every mailbox, offering valuations on your property, even for those living in Government Housing 😱🙄
@@melissabarrett9750 oh yeah. I’m in government housing and the amount of people I get trying to get me to sell like I have a choice lol had a few people insist on trying to get into my house for a quote “won’t take long, what have you got to lose”, and wouldn’t back the hell up until I said this was government housing. Insistent little pests some are 🙄
@@digitalharmony26 Tell the idiots that you've got your freedom to lose if you sell a property that not owned by you. I know some folks in public housing who, every time they get flyers or cards in their mailbox offering quotes and promoting their recent sale, who contact the number and request that this waste not be delivered to their mailbox, only to, in the following weeks, months, years get as much as ever. Even though the estate agent agreed to take note that the property wasn't owned by the occupants. I understand the frustration so many feel.
@@melissabarrett9750 oh God yeah. I’ve given up contacting them asking to not send anymore and explain my situation, I feel like I get another one that same week in some instances, drives me crazy. I do try to be polite when they come in person but they won’t take “no thanks” for an answer. One time I said my mum was in bed sick and they insisted they’ll be quiet which blew my mind. I of course told them they’re insane and absolutely not interested in selling to them (couldn’t have been bothered to explain housing then) but I feel for your friends, it’s not like we have a choice to be in housing, we don’t need to be hounded for it too.
@@digitalharmony26 Best to simply close the door in their face until they realise you aren't going to answer it. Hopefully they'll get the message. Alternatively, have a notification on the door indicating that it's public housing and as such, you don't have the authority to sell. Ignore knocks from anyone who hasn't told you by phone of their intention to drop by. I hope these suggestions help save your sanity. You're right, of course, nobody chooses to be in government housing. It's a last resort. Too often, it makes no difference how hard you've worked in your life, if you haven't been paid what you're worth, you can't save to buy privately.
How about Disability Support Workers......... we are bonkers, not from the people we support but the bloody NDIS. Can't wait to see what you get up to. 🍀
“What? It’s leased? No wonder it didn’t scan...” 😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!
The expensive European car and the price check were just gold.
But the ridiculously pointy shoes are vital to the trade! It's how they kill cockroaches when you're not looking.
🤣🤣
😂🤣
“Another shiny suit that is so shiny it almost looks a little bit wet” OMG why is this so true 🤣
Oh my goodness, I used to work in Real Estate (in IT, not sales or property management) and all of this is so true. Loving this series of videos.
Oh my gosh! I love these videos!! Thought nothing could compete with the meanwhile in Aust videos but I guess I was wrong because these are just as gold 😆
Love this one
The opening said it all LIES!!!!!
Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
Definitely GOLD STANDARD ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ah.... Jimmy, that so reminds me of selling our place around 30 years ago. The estate agent brought EVERYONE from their office for a look through. It was back in the days of brick mobile phones...and one phone rang, so they all dug their bricks out of their oversized breifcases , trying to work out who's was ringing !
you missed
"oh i've got a lot of interest in this one, it'll go fast"
"telling the vendor what you think their house is worth by inflating the price, then after the agreement to act is signed, begin conditioning the vendor to accept a much lower price"
I think that came under the “lies” category
@@donaldelder540 yep & the empty promises 😂
"Renovator's dream"
"open plan kitchen, living, dining" aka this house is so small we had to cram 3 rooms into 1 so good luck fitting anything more than a 6 seat dining table in it.
Treating all renters like they’re third class citizens without realising that they’re your (well, they could have been but aren’t because of how you treated them) future sales customers 🙄🤷🏼♀️
Haha, true! We stopped using real estate agents and sold our houses without them. Saved a tonne of money and all the degrading things they'd say about your house to make you feel like you have to drop the price. Don't need them!
Yep. There is one agent in town I will never rent, lease, buy, or sell through.
“Getting exiting tenants to come back and clean just for the shit of it” I died 😂😂😂
I never thought I'd say this to you, Jimmy, but... Not brutal enough.
Nicely done! You’re on a gold mine of topics looking forward to nurses, electricians, plumbers and the elusive POV: You’re a TH-camr …
“Oh it’s leased, no wonder it didn’t scan” 😂😂😂
I swear Jimmy has the greatest sense of humour yet all his jokes are true! :D
He does
fax
“Real estate agent blue” should be the official name of their suit colour.
😂😂😂 I’m dealing with real estate agents at the moment. So so true! Can’t wait to get it all over with and then never move again!
Real estate agents to a T. My mum just sold her house and so much rang true. You’re a genius Jimmy ❤️
Love it. Having cash bought my home a year ago - yep totally on point. My lawyer was all "does this guy know what is going on (?)" , only to have him admit it was his first sale when he gave me a plant 4 wks later. Now I can laugh about it.
Okay Boomer
Yes I've cash bought all my properties too.
@@rossco-dps5392 lol, lucky you , I only have the one.
@@huggybare9 lol, you arent my cousin then, I missed the Boomer by 6 years and one particular cousin said i would never have anything because of it. But if you hold onto Blue chip shares long enough.......and also work like theres no tomorrow For 40 yrs, theres hope.
@@juliepoppy1021 good on you, we sold 2 houses without real estate agents. First house sold in one day and the second sold before we even advertised it! Way to go!
You forgot one, calling 2 days before you even know that you have a house open, then cancelling your family outing so then you can clean for 2 days to have a house opening. That's what's going on in my life at the moment ❤ from the west coast.
Haha and it’s funny cos it’s true 😂
(Anyone else reading the comments in Jimmy’s shop keeper voice? 🤔)
I swear that going out on Friday, regretting it on Saturday morning then going back out Saturday night hit me right in the feels.
The scan frequency hit a new accurate record!!! This is comedy gold. We actually live in a colourful world.
Genius! Loving the addition of the price check too.
Thanks for educating me. Had to look up compendium and champagne flutes.
I received a cutting board, I use it everyday:). Cheap wine I gave it away.
You are so thorough with your research, great job Jimmy!
😅 ridiculously pointy shoes got me😂
Needed to add, watering any decked or paved area for extra shine in the campaign photos.
I still have the add for my house, the word ' oodles ' was mentioned twice in the description.
🤣🤣🤣
Not disclosing illegal structures,
Until the buyer proposes a contractual condition of sale.
Brilliant again Jimmy,🤣🤣you must do one on second hand car dealers.
Oh, yes. That would be hilarious.
A few suggestions for POV:
Early Children's Educators (Childcare workers)
Politicians
Football Players - NRL or AFL... or both... perhaps throw in Soccer for the Soccer people
Cricket Players - because when it's not footy season, it's cricket season, lol
Toddlers/Small children - because it would be interesting to see where Jimmy goes with that
Cat people
Dog people
Random Fandom Nerds - there's plenty to choose from, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc
Lawyers/Judge/Similar field
Super Model
Anyone else have suggestions for POV, because these are great, lol
Lawyers, doctors, nurses, police officers, baristas
Yes, please do childcare workers.
This is my real name and photo so will refrain from contributing ideas. Self-preservation ...
Jimmy really needs to do one of these for animal caregivers….pretty sure our vet industry and pet care industry would appreciate the laughs 😂
I suspect there was a recent interaction with an agent and this is revenge therapy .... great idea 👍
Jimmy! You'll be including grad students in the uni students, right? It's not like we say "oh my god, I forgot how many of them there are" when the undergrads come back after summer holidays...
I used to be a real estate agent in my mid 20’s, this shit is soooo accurate 😂
Putting your flier (with your face on it) in people's letterbox even when they specify no junk mail
_long scan_
Not responding to an email from a prospective buyer because they didn't say they'll buy the house, but still adding them to your email newsletter so they can find the next house you're selling and then not answer any questions about that either
_scan_
I fully expected this one to be a 2 part episode.
"Forgetting to collect the sign with your face on it that says open for inspection on the corner of the street So everyone just judge's you for leaving rubbish on the street with your face on it"
It's the facial expressions for me🤣🤣🤣,ur videos crack me up.
Jimmy I don’t know how you keep coming up with new movements and facial expressions. You always keep it interesting.
I couldn't think of anything nice to say about them, but you found a few!
never answering your phone when a tenant call always answering your phone when a buyer calls pure gold
I have a sudden urge to buy a bowl's worth of lemons and put them on my table - even though I rent 😅
They always say: So much potential!
Oh that is so true how they treat a tenant, I've experienced it over the last two weeks!! 🤬
The pointy shoes! Gold!
Love it! I knew a real estate agent who was a failed computer games businessman who had a suit so shiny everyone AT OUR CHURCH made fun of his “space suit”.
That’s a bit disturbing to hear that the church made fun of him!
@@karenvickery6070 he was assistant pastor and preached in that space suit.
@@DarkMatterZine how can people who attend a church make fun of someone, I’ll say it again, that is disturbing! Very disappointing and bullying.
@@karenvickery6070 are you Australian? Because it’s a cultural thing: friends teasing each other. I didn’t like the guy but I never said anything to him about his suit or anything else. It was only his friends who did.
@@DarkMatterZine I am Australian have been all my life that’s 55 years and there is no such thing as cultural making fun of someone that’s bullying and when you belong to a church, wow what sort of church is that...Honestly a church and you make fun of people.
Can we have a librarian or school crossing monitor next please? Loved this!!!
Yes yes yes!!
Physiotherapist would be brilliant, I think.
😂😂😂Spot on as always especially about having their faces on everything. You forgot 'fixer upper or in need of some TLC'. In other words the place needs to be condemned and bulldozed.
Can’t we all relate. This is so true and hilarious
A compulsion to turn on every single light in the house 🤣🤣
Saying a property is "deceptively" anything. Spacious, large most frequent lies. I swear it either means small, or you can't use the large space because it's in the wrong spot/badly planned/ not accessible/damp & mouldy/there's a noisy neighbour on the other side of the bedroom wall.
I wonder whether you can get around that by telling them to only show properties where the rooms are actually spacious and well arranged (not the contents), how the rooms interact and connect with each other. Maybe not? Oh well! 😟
OH OOH
Divorce Lawyer
Politician
Schoolies/Toolies
Over appraising a property just to win the listing only to reduce the price two weeks later
Prime Ministers would of been a good one.
The European car really got me.😆
Why is that a thing🤔
saying "I almost bought in this street too" or "I would buy this house if I were in the market"
This is awesome Jimmy! 👌 can't wait to see the next one!
uni students? going to be a long one ..... LOL
Jimmy you never disappoint ❤ Price check on car 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
POV - You're a builder
I love these POVs!
Omg. Laughed pretty hard at that one. You're so clever Jimmy
You forgot casual racism and economic snobbery…
What's not to love!! Keep them coming, priceless 🤣
You left out fish eye camera lens to make yard look bigger.
People in secondhand online car ads do that too. They make a Volkswagen polo look like it's the length of a lorry.
POV- You're a retail worker??
Oh I'll def be doing this in the near future 🥴
Perfect and awesome! Laughing so hard at leased car and double Windsor… 🤣
I swear I can hear a laugh in the background @2:23 😅
So on point, almost as pointy as their shoes.
Poor uni students. Debt. More Debt. Instant noodles, instant Mac and cheese, worry that you’ll never get a job after uni, or buy a house. Stress, all nighters, breaking down thinking you failed an exam…finding out you didn’t fail the exam..
Two minute noodles - correct
I love my chopping board, I actually use it 😀
Hey Jimmy what about Lawyers like the Depp/Heard/Ben Robert smith variety???
Spot on. Those signs annoy me, getting in the way of the mower.
The damn fliers. I don’t even own my house and can’t afford to buy, idc who bought a house three blocks away lol
Then there's the clueless demons who distribute (or pay for the distribution of) flyers in every mailbox, offering valuations on your property, even for those living in Government Housing 😱🙄
@@melissabarrett9750 oh yeah. I’m in government housing and the amount of people I get trying to get me to sell like I have a choice lol had a few people insist on trying to get into my house for a quote “won’t take long, what have you got to lose”, and wouldn’t back the hell up until I said this was government housing. Insistent little pests some are 🙄
@@digitalharmony26 Tell the idiots that you've got your freedom to lose if you sell a property that not owned by you.
I know some folks in public housing who, every time they get flyers or cards in their mailbox offering quotes and promoting their recent sale, who contact the number and request that this waste not be delivered to their mailbox, only to, in the following weeks, months, years get as much as ever. Even though the estate agent agreed to take note that the property wasn't owned by the occupants.
I understand the frustration so many feel.
@@melissabarrett9750 oh God yeah. I’ve given up contacting them asking to not send anymore and explain my situation, I feel like I get another one that same week in some instances, drives me crazy. I do try to be polite when they come in person but they won’t take “no thanks” for an answer. One time I said my mum was in bed sick and they insisted they’ll be quiet which blew my mind. I of course told them they’re insane and absolutely not interested in selling to them (couldn’t have been bothered to explain housing then) but I feel for your friends, it’s not like we have a choice to be in housing, we don’t need to be hounded for it too.
@@digitalharmony26 Best to simply close the door in their face until they realise you aren't going to answer it. Hopefully they'll get the message.
Alternatively, have a notification on the door indicating that it's public housing and as such, you don't have the authority to sell. Ignore knocks from anyone who hasn't told you by phone of their intention to drop by. I hope these suggestions help save your sanity. You're right, of course, nobody chooses to be in government housing. It's a last resort.
Too often, it makes no difference how hard you've worked in your life, if you haven't been paid what you're worth, you can't save to buy privately.
Sounds like the scanner got an upgrade!
This is brilliant!!!!!!
Real estate agents are horrible people.
Relate. Relate. Relate.
Replacing the word small for cozy and old for original..
Hit the nail on the head.
Real estate agents are lower on the food chain than omeobas
How about Disability Support Workers......... we are bonkers, not from the people we support but the bloody NDIS. Can't wait to see what you get up to. 🍀
Please do a guy who decides the rules of golf e.g putter putting green driver driving range fairway irons woods)ect
Nailed it yet again.... Brilliant!
OMFG Did you hit that one on the head.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just know lawyers are going to be coming up sometime soon and am equal parts terrified and curious 😂
Yeah.... that pretty much sums them up 😂😂😂
Was watching this with Gavin from Luxe Listings Sydney in mind - ker ching! Great job from the UK x
What's wrong with a double windsor. geeeeezzzzz
Do about masseuses, please!!
you let em off lightly
0:04 is my experience with realestate agents in Sydney.
Honestly though, real estate agents are scum of the earth.
No mention of a renovators delight :O
omg the local business award!! They always post it all over Facebook like good for you Karen
OMG Do Retail workers, that would be gold!
You forgot to give them their dog allergy that every single one has
Oh, it’s leased not actually bought...
Do architects! I can help with the real stuff
"oh, it's leased." Perfection
Thank you for cutting out all the excess lie scan beeps because we'd be here forevee otherwise.
Please do nail technicians 💗💅🏼
Yeah, they deserve a serve