I never believed the people saying this is the final arc of jar but the magic roundabout segment genuinely feels like closure to a long running plot point
James house was unavailable for comment due to his prior commitments of needing to drift around the magic roundabout blasting 'Ace of Spades' out his speakers with Scott Cawthon in the boot
I really appreciate the support the cast has given to queer people over the years. I like to think the jar community is a pretty gay-friendly place. Especially with the woke game detector segment I appreciate jar for always laughing at how stupid that shit is:)
imagine having a life so sad where the mention of a strong woman or the chance of a gay couple genuinely puts you off playing a video game and you have to have people vet your games for woke content
I think 'strong woman' is giving them too much credit, they are clearly only interested in a worldview and media in which women are subservient to men. These people genuinely believe that society would be better if gender norms were more like Afghanistan than the UK/US right now.
In regards to the woke game detector squad and every imbecile complaining about lgbtq options in games, i am regularly reminded of a tweet from the doom twitter account replying to a person complaining about the gun variety, "you control what buttons you press"
Do you reckon the makers of the woke detector literally just google search "[name of game] LGBTQ", skim for 30 seconds, and then base most of their games' placements entirely on that without actually playing many of the games? It would explain why the common factor uniting all of them, and the first thing listed for all of them, is how pro or anti LGBTQ those games are, as well as explaining why so much of the other "evidence" used to determine whether or not a game is woke are such minor, insignificant parts of those games for anyone who's actually played them, such as in the cases of Elden Ring or Subnautica.
I've viewed Gwyndolin as a sort of character you'd see in a Greek or Roman myth. The Anor Londo gods are already pretty crazy, i.e Priscilla seems to be the daughter of Seath and Gywnevere, so there's some interspecies fuckery going on there, so Gywndolin being raised as a daughter because of "Moon magic" feels right in line.
It disappoints me that the BBC did not report on the Magic Roundabout event in which it's nearby Burger King burned down, despite being in very close proximity to a fire station. Following this the neighboring "Magic Chippy" put up an LED sign displaying an image of a fire in order to mock the late Swindon Burger King.
I have a story about the substance!! my friends invited me to go see it and I went into the movie blind, expecting some sort of feminist thriller a la promising young woman … I paid the price for my ignorance tenfold … I’ve never even seen any sort of body horror before so imagine my shock when we got to the bathroom injection scene where her younger, hotter self rips her open through her spine and climbs out covered in slime. i began to feel a little sickly at this point, a bit green in the gills … i should note that my friends were all eating popcorn covered in pickle dust so everything smelled like pickles. i got up to get water and immediately passed out on the floor of the hallway and then threw up in the garbage
As for Half-Life not having any woke content if HL2 came out today introducing Alyx as a strong independant female character who is mixed race, all of the twitter/youtube grifters would just be biting and clawing for valve's crucifiction.
For the vegan jarling: look into indian food! you don't have to add loads of spice if you can't handle it! there's plenty of curries/sabjis you can make and they're almost all prepared the same. Also snacks like samosas or pakoras. Although if you don't like vegetables I can't really help you lmao
Fr any Indian dish is so good even without meat and there’s so many vegan/veg. dishes. I feel like once u have the seasoning, oil, and aromatic techniques down it’s pretty simple.
My birthday is almost 3 weeks from the time of writing this. Steam, for my birthday, please ban the woke detector squad from your platform. They're reveling in how much they're breaking your ToS
You can always count on Steam's social platform elements to attract the biggest losers on the planet. I've seen the group Alex talked about and they are super dweebs.
From a few episodes ago, Alex mentioned Lastman, and it's kind of neat because it's kind of getting some international appreciation because the animation studio headed by the comic creator has been involved in a bunch of stuff that is more well known now - Bobbypills is their name and they did trailers for My adventures with Superman, and that invincible season 2 preview with Allen and Mark at a diner. They also made Captain Laserhawk, a show that shouldn't have worked - being a cyberpunk mish mash of ubisoft properties, but that shit was pretty hype. It's nice to see, cause I've been a fan of them for about 6 years now - one of my friends works there. But the funniest part to me is how they managed to get animation with Skybound (invincible) and the like when all of their material from before that is extremely sexual - the Lastman creator mostly got his start animating NSFW stuff on a patreon, and then the studio's most well known project before this current renaissance was the "Sex education cartoon" Peepoodo and the Super Fuck Friends (which honestly kind of slaps) So basically, gooning is the path to animation success these days (just like always)
23:10 there are people saying it's "impossible to play as straight" in Baldur's gate. Not in the sense it's too tempting (unless) but in the sense "game forces you to be gay somehow", pretty much impossible to avoid homo interactions they think? Edit: I remembered what they meant. You cannot play as straight because you have an option to romance your own gender for any character, making them all potentially bi, even though you can literally just not do that.
Right I have to put my bloody foot down. I've been listening for almost 5 years now and held my tongue for too long. And after hearing that Swindon won Roundabout of the year, that is the final straw. Swindon is not the only town with a magic roundabout people!! Hemel Hempstead has one too and is far superior! It's much more aesthetically pleasing, being in the heart of Hemel, with lots of trees and greenery in the middle and even a river running through it. A genius piece of roadway design and at rush hour is a mechanical marvel to behold. I cannot believe Hemel Hempstead has been completely snubbed by the UK Roundabout Appreciation Society!!
3D Homer also scared me in a way I couldn't explain when I was a kid, I think the idea of losing your family in a flash like Homer does is horrific. The segment is called Homer Cubed and is directly inspired by a Twilight Zone episode called Little Girl Lost, like a lot of the Treehouse of Horror segments written by the golden era writers. Jamie is probably mixing Poltergeist and this segment together because Homer escapes through a wall not the TV.
On the topic of gene therapy, a few years ago there was a study where a group of scientists isolated the gene that makes snakes be born without legs and put it into a mouse embryo, creating a limbless "serpentized" mouse. My question is, what animal would you serpentize if you had the ability. Yogi Bear Bear
Elden Ring has excessive pro-LGBT messages? What? I can't name a single canonically gay character from memory. It also might have that because of the character creator having this blurb: "gender has no bearing on ability."
@@Blappyboop I'm afraid you've gone too far in the opposite direction. Politics IS reality. Or at least, one lens into how we can interpret reality. We have to take politics seriously because tons of people out there, especially those who are members of marginalized communities, are constantly in a fight for their very rights and existence to be legally allowed, let alone tolerated. Guess where those fights take place? The realm of politics. That's not even mentioning how all art is politically influenced in some way or another, even that which claims to be "apolitical." Ironically, the anti-woke crowd is usually a pretty typical example of an anti-political crowd. People who get to complain about politics because politics doesn't have an immediate effect on them. A gay/black/trans person in America has no choice BUT to take politics seriously.
Hey Jar lads, I have a funny story and question to ask that occurred while I was listening to this episode. I was driving back home from school and witnessed a road rage incident. It was around six o'clock and there was heavy traffic driving back. In order to get back home I have to drive down this one way road, which is super long and in the middle of fields left to right. Everyone has to merge down this road to enter, and I see a huge white truck cut off this green looking SUV in front. Immediately the SUV cuts the truck back and gets right in front of him. I knew at this moment they were gonna go at it, and as we're slowly driving down this road Im listening to music in my car. I go on TH-cam to put some Jar on in the background as we're all stuck in heavy traffic, when I hear some loud noises outside. I pause it and put down my window and I can hear these two guys yelling at each other super loud. They were cussing and yelling back and forth saying you almost hit me and you're an idiot, etc. They both sounded super upset and keep in mind were slowly driving forward, stopping and then going forward again this narrow road. I genuinely thought they were both gonna step out and start fist fighting. They would both keep popping their heads out the window and yell, drive forward, and then start arguing. Eventually the white truck drove away into a neighborhood once we got into town. My question to you guys is have you ever seen or been involved in a road rage incident? Do you guys have any road rage stories? Sorry for the long comment but I thought it was pretty funny, bear bear.
Thoughts on using the curtain as a space to put images of things you're discussing/referencing? Could be as simple as inserting a screenshot of the housekeeping comment or Reddit question. I liked how it was used to place the patreon link.
The Woke Game Detector Squad is definitely ridiculous in their analysis. However to be fair I have a question. If a very zesty and obviously gay character is in a new game and it’s considered normal and not too much, what would Arcade Gannon be considered from Fallout New Vegas? Would he be considered not enough gay representation because he doesn’t have colored hair or anything rainbow? I do think there’s considerably more queer and cutesy design choices in modern games compared to the darker and edgier designs of the 90s and 2000s. I feel like it’s unfair to say there hasn’t been an effect on atmosphere of a game due to over inclusion. Personally I don’t like when a gay character or female lead is in a new piece of media. I used to. Like Arcade Gannon, Ive always found really likable and interesting. I also love Metroid and played Persona 3 portable with the female protagonist. I feel like there is too much emphasize on anything that isn’t a white male character and it is kind of obnoxious. I never minded gay characters or anything away from the standard master chief build protagonist, but I just find a lot of new characters to be really lame. It’s kind of sad we almost never get a female lead that isn’t forced and has no good writing. This is the reason concord failed. They focused more on inclusive characters rather than actual good character design or gameplay. As for remakes a lot of them fail over inclusion as well, such as the Saints Row remake. This isn’t because it includes gay characters but because it takes priority over making an actual good and faithful recreation. A lot of game developers are socially left and part of the lgbt community, again that wouldn’t be a problem if it wasn’t their main focus. We know a lot of game developers hate their own fans because a majority of gamers are straight white males. Its why the defense tactic of “Don’t like it, don’t buy it” never ended well for the studio saying it. Anyway, point is I think there’s definitely worthwhile discussion for the issue of social inclusion over good writing and design. Same with movies, shows, etc.
my woke detector goes off every time I listen to this podcast 🚨🚨🚨🚨
So true, sooo so so true home dawg
Not recommended.
Informational
Now this is REALLY gay. Keep it up Aaron and John!
I never believed the people saying this is the final arc of jar but the magic roundabout segment genuinely feels like closure to a long running plot point
James house was unavailable for comment due to his prior commitments of needing to drift around the magic roundabout blasting 'Ace of Spades' out his speakers with Scott Cawthon in the boot
Can't believe I never thought of James being a Motorhead fan.
I really appreciate the support the cast has given to queer people over the years. I like to think the jar community is a pretty gay-friendly place. Especially with the woke game detector segment I appreciate jar for always laughing at how stupid that shit is:)
imagine having a life so sad where the mention of a strong woman or the chance of a gay couple genuinely puts you off playing a video game and you have to have people vet your games for woke content
I don’t have to imagine!
It’s a good thing in its own way. They’ve outed themselves as haters so we can point and laugh at them.
@@SaberRexZealot what if they get of on that?
I think 'strong woman' is giving them too much credit, they are clearly only interested in a worldview and media in which women are subservient to men. These people genuinely believe that society would be better if gender norms were more like Afghanistan than the UK/US right now.
James will return next yogs to address Yogi Bear’s death
well my Stroke Detector went off if you know what i mean! #goon
You're gooning to words?
Just made me scream laugh
@@gremmyjame #Awesomesauce!
James call of duty black ops
saint black ops 2
"Informational."
Immediately know this is going to be a great episode from the title
JAR Media: would not recommend, is ABYSMALLY WOKE 😡
justice for james
He didn't like the original Blade Runner.
How dare he
In regards to the woke game detector squad and every imbecile complaining about lgbtq options in games, i am regularly reminded of a tweet from the doom twitter account replying to a person complaining about the gun variety, "you control what buttons you press"
Outer Wilds mentioned!! Waiting for the "as good as they say" 🙏
21:02 I believe they've marked certain games as woke for having women attending college
Do you reckon the makers of the woke detector literally just google search "[name of game] LGBTQ", skim for 30 seconds, and then base most of their games' placements entirely on that without actually playing many of the games? It would explain why the common factor uniting all of them, and the first thing listed for all of them, is how pro or anti LGBTQ those games are, as well as explaining why so much of the other "evidence" used to determine whether or not a game is woke are such minor, insignificant parts of those games for anyone who's actually played them, such as in the cases of Elden Ring or Subnautica.
The Gwyndolin take is crazy because that character always felt like fetish fuel to me rather than an earnest attempt at representation.
I've viewed Gwyndolin as a sort of character you'd see in a Greek or Roman myth. The Anor Londo gods are already pretty crazy, i.e Priscilla seems to be the daughter of Seath and Gywnevere, so there's some interspecies fuckery going on there, so Gywndolin being raised as a daughter because of "Moon magic" feels right in line.
i came here for possible homosexual interactions and i wasn't dissapointed
It disappoints me that the BBC did not report on the Magic Roundabout event in which it's nearby Burger King burned down, despite being in very close proximity to a fire station. Following this the neighboring "Magic Chippy" put up an LED sign displaying an image of a fire in order to mock the late Swindon Burger King.
how do you make a list of hundreds of "woke" games and still call the other side sensitive
I have a story about the substance!! my friends invited me to go see it and I went into the movie blind, expecting some sort of feminist thriller a la promising young woman … I paid the price for my ignorance tenfold … I’ve never even seen any sort of body horror before so imagine my shock when we got to the bathroom injection scene where her younger, hotter self rips her open through her spine and climbs out covered in slime. i began to feel a little sickly at this point, a bit green in the gills … i should note that my friends were all eating popcorn covered in pickle dust so everything smelled like pickles. i got up to get water and
immediately passed out on the floor of the hallway and then threw up in the garbage
The premise sounds interesting but I don't wanna watch anything remotely like what you described...
@@aliveslicehello windows xp wallpaper i think you would fear this film xx
Every time I hear Alex say “Oh, we haven’t done one of these in a while” I know that a banger Madagascar question is coming up
Bear bear and game on
The title and thumbnail combo is astounding
James is so anime he turned into a Totoro plush
As for Half-Life not having any woke content if HL2 came out today introducing Alyx as a strong independant female character who is mixed race, all of the twitter/youtube grifters would just be biting and clawing for valve's crucifiction.
For the vegan jarling: look into indian food! you don't have to add loads of spice if you can't handle it! there's plenty of curries/sabjis you can make and they're almost all prepared the same. Also snacks like samosas or pakoras. Although if you don't like vegetables I can't really help you lmao
Fr any Indian dish is so good even without meat and there’s so many vegan/veg. dishes. I feel like once u have the seasoning, oil, and aromatic techniques down it’s pretty simple.
oh bloody
My birthday is almost 3 weeks from the time of writing this.
Steam, for my birthday, please ban the woke detector squad from your platform. They're reveling in how much they're breaking your ToS
You can always count on Steam's social platform elements to attract the biggest losers on the planet. I've seen the group Alex talked about and they are super dweebs.
Interesting name for a brocast, guys
Now this is the stuff!! Bravo JAR
Goated title
1:46 - 1:50 - 2:07 - 2:13 - 2:15 - 2:20 - 2:44 - 3:13 - 3:47
The curtain brings this whole set together, good job lads
From a few episodes ago, Alex mentioned Lastman, and it's kind of neat because it's kind of getting some international appreciation because the animation studio headed by the comic creator has been involved in a bunch of stuff that is more well known now - Bobbypills is their name and they did trailers for My adventures with Superman, and that invincible season 2 preview with Allen and Mark at a diner. They also made Captain Laserhawk, a show that shouldn't have worked - being a cyberpunk mish mash of ubisoft properties, but that shit was pretty hype. It's nice to see, cause I've been a fan of them for about 6 years now - one of my friends works there. But the funniest part to me is how they managed to get animation with Skybound (invincible) and the like when all of their material from before that is extremely sexual - the Lastman creator mostly got his start animating NSFW stuff on a patreon, and then the studio's most well known project before this current renaissance was the "Sex education cartoon" Peepoodo and the Super Fuck Friends (which honestly kind of slaps)
So basically, gooning is the path to animation success these days (just like always)
23:10 there are people saying it's "impossible to play as straight" in Baldur's gate. Not in the sense it's too tempting (unless) but in the sense "game forces you to be gay somehow", pretty much impossible to avoid homo interactions they think?
Edit: I remembered what they meant. You cannot play as straight because you have an option to romance your own gender for any character, making them all potentially bi, even though you can literally just not do that.
38:36 What’s wrong with the audio? There’s like a constant hissing throughout around this part.
snakes
Days Gone literally has a lesbian couple. Did they just randomly assign ratings?
Right I have to put my bloody foot down. I've been listening for almost 5 years now and held my tongue for too long. And after hearing that Swindon won Roundabout of the year, that is the final straw.
Swindon is not the only town with a magic roundabout people!! Hemel Hempstead has one too and is far superior! It's much more aesthetically pleasing, being in the heart of Hemel, with lots of trees and greenery in the middle and even a river running through it. A genius piece of roadway design and at rush hour is a mechanical marvel to behold. I cannot believe Hemel Hempstead has been completely snubbed by the UK Roundabout Appreciation Society!!
Tank Dempsy has been fucking consumed entirely by the curtain. Show him some love for the love of all that is bloody.
3D Homer also scared me in a way I couldn't explain when I was a kid, I think the idea of losing your family in a flash like Homer does is horrific. The segment is called Homer Cubed and is directly inspired by a Twilight Zone episode called Little Girl Lost, like a lot of the Treehouse of Horror segments written by the golden era writers. Jamie is probably mixing Poltergeist and this segment together because Homer escapes through a wall not the TV.
All time best title contender on the cards here fellas
talk about plants vs zombies next week
I really thought there might be some homosexual interaction anecdotes
On the topic of gene therapy, a few years ago there was a study where a group of scientists isolated the gene that makes snakes be born without legs and put it into a mouse embryo, creating a limbless "serpentized" mouse. My question is, what animal would you serpentize if you had the ability.
Yogi Bear Bear
I hate how I just misheard “Dibby tier” as “Diddy tier”. Dark times, we live in.
Elden Ring has excessive pro-LGBT messages? What? I can't name a single canonically gay character from memory.
It also might have that because of the character creator having this blurb: "gender has no bearing on ability."
It’s just dumb political people trying to hate on anything. I don’t get how people take politics seriously
@@Blappyboop I'm afraid you've gone too far in the opposite direction. Politics IS reality. Or at least, one lens into how we can interpret reality. We have to take politics seriously because tons of people out there, especially those who are members of marginalized communities, are constantly in a fight for their very rights and existence to be legally allowed, let alone tolerated. Guess where those fights take place? The realm of politics. That's not even mentioning how all art is politically influenced in some way or another, even that which claims to be "apolitical."
Ironically, the anti-woke crowd is usually a pretty typical example of an anti-political crowd. People who get to complain about politics because politics doesn't have an immediate effect on them. A gay/black/trans person in America has no choice BUT to take politics seriously.
Hey Jar lads, I have a funny story and question to ask that occurred while I was listening to this episode. I was driving back home from school and witnessed a road rage incident. It was around six o'clock and there was heavy traffic driving back. In order to get back home I have to drive down this one way road, which is super long and in the middle of fields left to right. Everyone has to merge down this road to enter, and I see a huge white truck cut off this green looking SUV in front. Immediately the SUV cuts the truck back and gets right in front of him. I knew at this moment they were gonna go at it, and as we're slowly driving down this road Im listening to music in my car. I go on TH-cam to put some Jar on in the background as we're all stuck in heavy traffic, when I hear some loud noises outside. I pause it and put down my window and I can hear these two guys yelling at each other super loud. They were cussing and yelling back and forth saying you almost hit me and you're an idiot, etc. They both sounded super upset and keep in mind were slowly driving forward, stopping and then going forward again this narrow road. I genuinely thought they were both gonna step out and start fist fighting. They would both keep popping their heads out the window and yell, drive forward, and then start arguing. Eventually the white truck drove away into a neighborhood once we got into town. My question to you guys is have you ever seen or been involved in a road rage incident? Do you guys have any road rage stories? Sorry for the long comment but I thought it was pretty funny, bear bear.
Prime jelquing material
If that thing about the plant giving a concert sounds cool, you should play Astro Bot
GAME ON!, it was a horrible cold rainy day in sheffield on this monday, how was wiltshire?
I'd say that Starfield review is spot on 😂
Thoughts on using the curtain as a space to put images of things you're discussing/referencing? Could be as simple as inserting a screenshot of the housekeeping comment or Reddit question. I liked how it was used to place the patreon link.
On the question about the surprise dj there is only one real answer, the most hype would be James house
finally the gay episode
Maybe Elden Ring is woke because the final boss (spoilers) is technically both a man and a woman?
35:18 1:00:30 1:02:05 1:17:15
we have how entered the age of the blue curtain 🙌🙌🙌
26:13 I guess we know the answer to that
proud to be a gay monner
I’ll save you the hour and twenty two minutes. Theres no mention of Gremmy Jame this EP.
Oil spills is Marty cus he’s gonna be gargling oil into our oceans
the most delicious title yet ! 😀
Why is the thumbnail Wallace and Grommit: A Matter of Loaf and Death?
The Woke Game Detector Squad is definitely ridiculous in their analysis. However to be fair I have a question. If a very zesty and obviously gay character is in a new game and it’s considered normal and not too much, what would Arcade Gannon be considered from Fallout New Vegas? Would he be considered not enough gay representation because he doesn’t have colored hair or anything rainbow? I do think there’s considerably more queer and cutesy design choices in modern games compared to the darker and edgier designs of the 90s and 2000s. I feel like it’s unfair to say there hasn’t been an effect on atmosphere of a game due to over inclusion.
Personally I don’t like when a gay character or female lead is in a new piece of media. I used to. Like Arcade Gannon, Ive always found really likable and interesting. I also love Metroid and played Persona 3 portable with the female protagonist. I feel like there is too much emphasize on anything that isn’t a white male character and it is kind of obnoxious. I never minded gay characters or anything away from the standard master chief build protagonist, but I just find a lot of new characters to be really lame. It’s kind of sad we almost never get a female lead that isn’t forced and has no good writing.
This is the reason concord failed. They focused more on inclusive characters rather than actual good character design or gameplay. As for remakes a lot of them fail over inclusion as well, such as the Saints Row remake. This isn’t because it includes gay characters but because it takes priority over making an actual good and faithful recreation. A lot of game developers are socially left and part of the lgbt community, again that wouldn’t be a problem if it wasn’t their main focus. We know a lot of game developers hate their own fans because a majority of gamers are straight white males. Its why the defense tactic of “Don’t like it, don’t buy it” never ended well for the studio saying it.
Anyway, point is I think there’s definitely worthwhile discussion for the issue of social inclusion over good writing and design. Same with movies, shows, etc.
I actually liked days gone (sorry) and there's a prominent gay relationship in it and the villain is a christian extremist lmao
any game released before 2015: not woke
any game released after 2015: probably woke
any game released after 2020: feminatsi
curtain spotted
29:47 Mario is pro 2A, NRA all the way because of Bullet Bill and Torpedo Ted
Keep the faucet with a little drip
rip james 😢
Jesus. Melman IS an oil spill cmon
my name jeff
JajjsjaEAMES
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is this James that everyone keeps talking about?
The FNAF creator
@@omni- yeah obviously Scott stole fnaf from James but what’s he got to do with Brocast???
Dawg what
2:13
What the fuck is the title
Did I miss it or what was the actual reason for James leaving the cast? Highkey miss the goober on the pod
he's just taking a break he'll be back. he even phoned in a few episodes ago to update us
Jar.james