His stand ... Stand name: light wall. Stand ability: able to redirect 5-80% of damage nearby Stand stats.. Range:D Permanence:A Speed:B Precision:A Development potencial:B Destructive power:B
Part 1: Phantom Wall Part 2: Buliding Tendencies Part 3: White house crusaders Part 4: Wall is unbreakable Part 5: Toxic Wind Part 6: Stone Wall Part 7: Steel Wall Run Part 8: TruTrumpion
Stand name : Another Brick In The Wall 🧱 Power : C Speed: A Defense : ? Endurance ? Potential B Range : A Another brick in the wall allows trump to make a wall around his opponents and he can crush them between walls from Amy direction his stand is a short flying ghost wearing a red tie and suite Can also be used to make a suite of brick armor that is nearly unbreakable
@@gabrielaragon9562 like Groundhog Day, at the end of the day, the target of the ability will have time around them reset to the beginning of the day, but for every reset, there will be a clone of them. This allows Trump infinite votes if he played his cards right. When Trump cancels the ability, the target will go onto the next day, and all of the alternate versions of themselves will disappear, leaving only the one from the most recent loop.
@@beefy2110 Plot Twist: *The Great Wall doesn't really do anything nor does it have any ability and it just breaksdown into pieces when it's destroyed. That's it.*
"My name is Donald Trump. I'm 75 years old. My white house is in the northeast section of America, where all the villas are, and I am married. I work as an employee for the President of USA, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
my favorite color is pink, and i'm a gay stripper i'm an ex boss of a mafia gang and i'm now suffering in infinte death because i disliked sono chi no sadame wait no wrong antagonist
Chinaman: Your stand is no match for Purple Haze Requiem. Trump: Oh you're approaching me? Chinaman: I can't infect you without coming closer. Trump: *Za WALLudo!*
Stand User: Donald J. Trump Stand Name: ｢Empire State of Mind｣ Stand Description: This stand has the ability to create gold via rearranging the atoms of a material and the more gold the stand is in possesion of, the more powerful it and the user becomes, ｢Empire State of Mind｣ can also manipulate the gold created by it into different shapes and can use the gold to control others to carry out the will of the stand user, but doing so is a continuous drain on the stand's gold supply Stats: Destructive Power: A Speed: A Range: B Persistence: B Precision: C Developmental Potential: B
@@fabledguitar9914 Stands can only go up to an A in stats, but I was thinking that the transmutation into gold isn't permanent, and is reversed if the stand user goes unconscious like Alessi with Set, if the user runs out of stamina, or the user moves far enough away from the object.
Part 1 obama blood Part 2 corea tendency Part 3 ilegal crusaders Part 4 wall is unbraekable Part 5 golden dollar Part 6 petroulum ocean Part 7 stel ball run Part 8 trumplion
Part 1’s story: JFK vs his assassinator (the assassinator wins) Part 2: George W. Bush vs Osama Bin Ladin (Osama eventually conquers the trade center but his organization known as the men of terrorism get caught) Part 3: Obama vs JFK’s assassinator (Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, A random guy who licks cherries, Biden, and a dog go on a journey to the White House to avenge JFK) Part 4: Mexicans vs Donald Trump (Trump tries to build a wall but the Mexicans also have to stop him from catching other Mexicans in the United States) Part 5: Melania Trump vs Donald Trump (Melania has a dream, a dream to stop Trump from cheating on her and from committing felonies. She assists Joe Biden, who has been trying to discover the secrets of Trump so he can win the election for years. Biden wins but as a result of the years spent he is older and gets dementia (instead of turning into a turtle)) Part 6: Trump vs his felonies (Part 6 would just be an average day for him since he has been in prison a lot and I don’t see this having a big impact) Part 7: The guy who tried to kill Trump vs Trump (The sniper uses the power of the ar-15 styled sniper and the golden ratio to attempt to snipe Trump but he ultimately misses because of Trump’s stand ability.) I haven’t read part 8 so that’s all.
@@BuetifullPersun I wouldn't call his necromantic requiem ability 'cheat' powers. I'm sure all those 121-year-old undead servants fully consented to being used like that (if they were alive). C'mon man, it's just a cultural difference, if you call JoeJoe JoBiden out like that then you ain't a stand user.
There are ton of talented people on bilibili making Trump meme videos and this one is stole from bilibili without permission cuz this channel used pinned comment to promote his sponsorship
Part 1: Immigrant Blood Part 2: Mexican Tendencies Part 3: Border Crusaders Part 4: Wall Is Unbreakable Part 5: Golden Hair Part 6: Oil Ocean Part 7: Steel Ball Run...
This is perfect, Trump’s stand would definitely be *[T H E W A L L]* Fitting considering Josuke and Koichi both have stands in reference to Pink Floyd as well.
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First reply 🔥
+ I love this song xD
Bit late mate
@@bilz1594 Yeah this sponsor would've been much better in 2020 when the video was at its peak.
forsen
He used his stand to stop te bullet
wild
Yes he did😂
Не делай вид, что знаешь все наперед, ДЖОРНО ДЖОВАННА!
The stand user can be anybody after all…
His stand ...
Stand name: light wall.
Stand ability: able to redirect 5-80% of damage nearby
Stand stats..
Range:D
Permanence:A
Speed:B
Precision:A
Development potencial:B
Destructive power:B
Therapist: “there is no jonald jorump he can’t hurt you”
Jonald jorump:
More like Valentine trump
donald zuramp
@@brunaotube someones salty
JHJAJAJAJA MASSIVELY UNDERRATED COMMENT
The New JOJO
“My stand can turn anything into a wall”
oh yeah, Za Wallace
Wouldn't that be crazy diamond
What would ZA Wallace over heaven do?
@@Hemet1725 za. Wallace over heaven traps the target in a different dimension where the target is trapped in a maze of walls for eternity
@@destroidhak2556 Crazy Diamond Fixes thinks but I see what you were trying to say 😂😂😂
We are so back
He knew trump was a stando user.
Fuck
All got flung back 4 years
It’s Joever…
he used d4c love train...
When you realize being the President of USA is a JoJo reference
Wholesome comment
The president in Jojo is evil wait oh no
@@aiden6606 yes
Biden valentine don't worry all we need is a crippled guy and a Italian
When you rralize the world is a jojo's reference
New part of Jojo's bizarre adventure:Plague is uncureable
@@F1rstNameLastName purple haze
Plague is just Fugo's virus
Its corona time
E Epic
@@Discharging_Tragedy corona is curable you can survive it with no effor
I want Valentine back
Same
F the current possibilities bring valentine back
Sup DIO
Im right here
same
Ok
@@MyDadJustLeftMeXD Hm...who are u?
Bro predicted the future that Trump has a stand to stop the bullet💀
So its the same kind of stand as star platinum?
Bro got King crimson
@TheEnd-zd5hq 💀💀💀
I love the part where trump stops time to talk about how reliable he is
LMAO
Or when he explains why he is the best president in erased time
@@saikithepsiioniic1358 wait ima get wooooshed here but i wanna confirm does he acctualy say that?
@@iatethepaint5919 No.
*R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
@@lipe2122 i knew it but at least im honest
Part 1: Phantom Wall
Part 2: Buliding Tendencies
Part 3: White house crusaders
Part 4: Wall is unbreakable
Part 5: Toxic Wind
Part 6: Stone Wall
Part 7: Steel Wall Run
Part 8: TruTrumpion
Part 9: Trumpland
Please don’t forget about Thus Spoke President Donald
@@RealCryptoTest evry one forgot about that lol
Shameless Pobama? Joerge Biden novel?
Donald Trump feedback
Can't wait to see Johnny fight Trump Valentine
A
@@bibibubukibu Dojyaaaan~
@@funnyvalentine7447 *Insert Localized Dojyan*
dojyaaan~
Dojyaaaaan~
This aged like a fine wine
😎👍🏽
YEAH🎉🇺🇸🦅
Especially now since he won
in diavalos death loop for one of his deaths he would listen to this and just explode
this is canon
this is canon
This is canon
ThIS Is cAnoN
This is canon
When you're so reliable that you're both the protagonists and the antagonist.
BUT not as reliable as Koichi
@@milestone1719 and he's not in op because he is so reliable, that he is helping Bruno's gang in part five
@@BakedBeansJeans Damn, what a chad, Koichi-kun is.
When trump owns jojo part 5:
Steel ball run be like
“china, china”
😔 really felt that one
That's Right
So did China with the virus
I am a Chinese, now I feel like 日了狗了
@@bananayang9710 哦？
It was made by a person from China lol
Close enough to reality.
Democracy queen has already touched the oil
Wait, did you just made a political joke which doesn't offend anyone?
more like "𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘪𝘭"
Dangerous monarch consume the floor (for oil purposes)
@@inigo-montoya *click*
@@shrekonion8307 OBAMA- *click* *Hillary Clinton blows up*
Stand name : Another Brick In The Wall 🧱
Power : C
Speed: A
Defense : ?
Endurance ?
Potential B
Range : A
Another brick in the wall allows trump to make a wall around his opponents and he can crush them between walls from Amy direction his stand is a short flying ghost wearing a red tie and suite
Can also be used to make a suite of brick armor that is nearly unbreakable
And the time related ability? We need one
Localized stand name: Hit The Bricks Pal
@@gabrielaragon9562 like Groundhog Day, at the end of the day, the target of the ability will have time around them reset to the beginning of the day, but for every reset, there will be a clone of them. This allows Trump infinite votes if he played his cards right.
When Trump cancels the ability, the target will go onto the next day, and all of the alternate versions of themselves will disappear, leaving only the one from the most recent loop.
Part 4 alternative : wall is unbreakable
@@Mytic-mg9tg kira queen: pathetic
Note that a Bilibili watermark means it came from China as well.
Isn't that a Chinese animation stuff like Mappa.? I think they made Heavens official blessings-
@@itchinmyass That's japan.
@@itchinmyass bilbili is essentially china’s TH-cam. The majority of the things you find there are made by the community.
@@wokjaoj683I knew it was Chinese,, thank you so much for telling me what actually was ✨
soo? are you going cold war mode now?
Now that the election results are in, this video is relevant again.
I'm seeing all those 3 month old comments when Trump got shot at and this is the first post-election comment I'm seeing lol
In an alternate universe where Trump sang this in the debate, what became controversy was, *JoJo Fanboys, Stando Back and Stando By*
Did u watched tunak tunak tun JoJo of Kekyoin and writes JoJo bhanchod adventure: stardust chapati
And in the background somewhere diavolo had another death
I don't want to get political but... I hate the "Proud Boys"
Stand User: *Donald J. Trump*
Stand Name: *The Great Wall*
Stand Ability: *BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*
Donald Joestar Trump
what's this "Breakdown Breakdown" you're talking about? I only know *CHINA CHINA*
@@beefy2110 Plot Twist: *The Great Wall doesn't really do anything nor does it have any ability and it just breaksdown into pieces when it's destroyed. That's it.*
I just commented something like that lol
Stand ability: stop immigration
"My name is Donald Trump. I'm 75 years old. My white house is in the northeast section of America, where all the villas are, and I am married. I work as an employee for the President of USA, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry bro I gotta shit on this statement
He doesn’t drink
Potato, the guy who takes everything seriously for no reason regardless of context *out*
@@Uvuv6969 lol
cool reference Trump's is valentine and OBAMA is jhonny lol
my favorite color is pink, and i'm a gay stripper i'm an ex boss of a mafia gang and i'm now suffering in infinte death because i disliked sono chi no sadame
wait no wrong antagonist
2024/07/13 today we know trump is really a stand user
Long time manga reader here, I've been waiting for this part to get animated.
Who's your favourite president? For me it's Funny Valentine in part 23
@@zenlaeth heya
same
We’re living the live action
@@anonymousaccount4483 Yeah, we really are living in jojo, just without stands
Chinaman: Your stand is no match for Purple Haze Requiem.
Trump: Oh you're approaching me?
Chinaman: I can't infect you without coming closer.
Trump: *Za WALLudo!*
Consider this comment section blessed
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WALLDA BLOCKA DA!
this is your best comment ever
The Wall Didnt Work...
Trump: are you approaching to my wall?
JoJo(Jose Joakin): no puedo saltarlo sin acercarme más
I don't know what this says but I'm betting its funny. enjoyed it anyway.
@@masonfoster151 i cant jump It without get closer
@@taquitosalpastor9632 gold
@@masonfoster151 yo im dying🤣
Lol
We’re so back
Donald trump: No one know i have a stand
The Viewers: What?
Visible confuction
Reality
“Dojyaaaa~n”
@@w.a.bumper2947 Ah yes,「The First Napkin」
@@w.a.bumper2947 dirty deeds done dirt cheap
let's clap on this guys editing it's such a masterpiece
im pretty sure he didnt edit it, credits are in the description
Oh my bad i didnt look at it
I agree let’s clap his cheeks
Kono edito da !
@@chuckchick3018so how does BILIBILI! Work. Like anything special about it besides being TH-cam but China
Stand User: Donald J. Trump
Stand Name: ｢Empire State of Mind｣
Stand Description: This stand has the ability to create gold via rearranging the atoms of a material and the more gold the stand is in possesion of, the more powerful it and the user becomes, ｢Empire State of Mind｣ can also manipulate the gold created by it into different shapes and can use the gold to control others to carry out the will of the stand user, but doing so is a continuous drain on the stand's gold supply
Stats:
Destructive Power: A
Speed: A
Range: B
Persistence: B
Precision: C
Developmental Potential: B
actually a pretty cool idea
stand user brain cells: 0
strategy: _BUILD THAT WALL_
That's actually kinda terrifying
Persistence is too low, add a couple thousand levels...
@@fabledguitar9914 Stands can only go up to an A in stats, but I was thinking that the transmutation into gold isn't permanent, and is reversed if the stand user goes unconscious like Alessi with Set, if the user runs out of stamina, or the user moves far enough away from the object.
0:26 that explains everything 'bout the shoot
Part 1 obama blood
Part 2 corea tendency
Part 3 ilegal crusaders
Part 4 wall is unbraekable
Part 5 golden dollar
Part 6 petroulum ocean
Part 7 stel ball run
Part 8 trumplion
Part 9 The Trumplands (aka Epstein island)
@@gianfrancoortizvera6161 Part 10 Deep State Blues
Part 1’s story: JFK vs his assassinator (the assassinator wins)
Part 2: George W. Bush vs Osama Bin Ladin (Osama eventually conquers the trade center but his organization known as the men of terrorism get caught)
Part 3: Obama vs JFK’s assassinator (Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, A random guy who licks cherries, Biden, and a dog go on a journey to the White House to avenge JFK)
Part 4: Mexicans vs Donald Trump (Trump tries to build a wall but the Mexicans also have to stop him from catching other Mexicans in the United States)
Part 5: Melania Trump vs Donald Trump (Melania has a dream, a dream to stop Trump from cheating on her and from committing felonies. She assists Joe Biden, who has been trying to discover the secrets of Trump so he can win the election for years. Biden wins but as a result of the years spent he is older and gets dementia (instead of turning into a turtle))
Part 6: Trump vs his felonies (Part 6 would just be an average day for him since he has been in prison a lot and I don’t see this having a big impact)
Part 7: The guy who tried to kill Trump vs Trump (The sniper uses the power of the ar-15 styled sniper and the golden ratio to attempt to snipe Trump but he ultimately misses because of Trump’s stand ability.)
I haven’t read part 8 so that’s all.
@@toefungus7113part 8 is some other politician with..*calamity*
Nah part 6 Oil Ocean
This masterpiece further proves that Jojo opening is an entire music genre.
Spoiler: Jojo Beiden defeats Trump in the final episode
I was not expecting Fred Trump to hate his son so much he actually gave Biden the stand arrow to create Malarkey: No More Mr Nice Guy.
Joe’s Bizzare Adventure
You spoiled it bruh
And trump cant believe it so he keeps having different dimensional losses similiar to diavolos death scene lol
@@alexwang982 JoeJoe's bizzare adventure
0:26
He really does have a stand, and its literally Love train.
Took us an assassination attempt to realize it.
China: Covid-19
Fugo: So its the same type of stand as Purple Haze
This is cursed but funny
I'm the 100th like
Covid 19: dead
Funny Valentine: I am the most incredible president of U.S.A. with a stand.
Donald Trump: Hold my wig.
A
Incredible like: not credible
Funny valentine Vs Donald trump
A
@@birb6274 I want you back ngl
Finally, some good fking opening
noice
Ya
Finally?
Top reasons why Trump is better than Kamala:
Trump has a Stand
Trump has his own JoJo OP
he actually has TWO openings!!! 🦅
@লবণহানটারman really?!?! mr president outdid himself
@explosivegreen yes 🤑
TH-cam recommendations are on point
yes
Therapist: Vocalized trump does not exist, it can't hurt you.
Vocalized Trump:
*Every day. We stray further from god.*
how did i not see this masterpiece for 4 months
same
I'm seeing just now
Nah this sucks, here's the original better version.
th-cam.com/video/r9ZJyLT89y8/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=TheDracerGx
@@nordboer5684 I like the voice in this video better than the original
Lucky you I've just seen It about 10 months ago
He aimed for the enemy stand user.
It doesn't even sound like he has a bunch of audio clips strung together, it just sounds like he has a very strong autotune Lol
I think it's a voice synthesizer
Could be 15.ai
@@dannydevitodorito5704 no.
Might be vocoded
The perfect anime dose not exi-
Sts
jojo is perfect
*Donghua
狙擊手：下地獄吧！
川普：The world ！
we are soooo back babyyyyy year 2024 backyard fire!!!!!!!
This aged perfectly
yall not gon believe this
Mista wouldn't have missed
He had 4 bullets
@@gamerkiddocody107 he didn't have six pistols
He has "THE WALL" he is invincible
Cringe
@@vollied4865 4th comment is bad, Mista's curse fulfilled
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Trump is Unkillable
Heart disease 😜😜
"Despite the power of his stand, Jonald was still defeated by his estranged nephew, JoeJoe JoBiden in the 2020 election."
Jonald Jotrump is killed
(Conclusion)
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Part 69: Jojolictics
END
JoeJoe JoBiden used the cheat powers of the requiem arrow to defeat Jonald! Wasn’t a fair fight at all, smh.
@@BuetifullPersun that's just part 5 in a nutshell. Donald's stand was still OP af so idk
@@BuetifullPersun I wouldn't call his necromantic requiem ability 'cheat' powers. I'm sure all those 121-year-old undead servants fully consented to being used like that (if they were alive). C'mon man, it's just a cultural difference, if you call JoeJoe JoBiden out like that then you ain't a stand user.
This masterpiece deserves a million of views
Don’t you mean a small loan of a million views
Ok I’ll go
The fact that it was posted on BiliBili (Chinese TH-cam) makes it even funnier 😂
There are ton of talented people on bilibili making Trump meme videos and this one is stole from bilibili without permission cuz this channel used pinned comment to promote his sponsorship
HE PREDICTED IT!!!
the sniper saw this and made a jojos refference on trump
Does listening to this on repeat make me a bad person?
Lol no, but i have a better bersion of this th-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/w-d-xo.html
@@inigo-montoya the ad saved me.
@@HeNotHim104 NO!!!, TH-cam YOU SON OF A B-
@@HeNotHim104 but the video haven't ads :/
@@inigo-montoya it was when I opened it
Он использовал барьер из бесконечных измерений, чтобы заблокировать пулю
if donald trump is a stand user, his stand name can be another brick in the wall
形が何でも日本のアニメっていう文化が世界に広まっていくのは嬉しい。
Mais cette culture de l animation est de mon avis la meilleure dans le monde ^^
per tempus quoque!
クオリティの高い動画が次々作られるのはほんとに嬉しいからね
@@Team-Pleiades ich weis das döner gut schmeckt
Non so perché tutti hanno iniziato a parlare altre lingue ma mi unirò comunque
Bro predicted the future
Whether you like Trump or not, this video is too good to pass up🤣
What are you talking about? *EVERYONE* likes me!
@@residentrump3271 pesident tump
@@vivelespatat2670 You think you're clever, don't you? People like you are ruining my country. Sit down and shut up, democrat soy boy
Ironically this is very partisan against him
Ridiculous we had to wait four years for Season 5.
好家伙，众所周知，替身使者会吸引替身使者所以我们都是替身使者
What the hell this talking about.
@@Cabpybara stay away from him I guess he is playing to kill Trumpy boi
Double messenger(what is this Google?) is supposed to mean stand unser
He's saying stand user attract stand user so we are all stand user
你好尷尬啊
the anime i've been waiting for!
Well well well can we have that Trump Steel Ball Run now? 😂
Trump : D4C User
Congratulations, comrades!
0:26 FACTS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
FR
the return of the king
2025 opening theme
That’s not a meme
That’s a masterpiece
100 likes, my time has come, I will do it myself
no this is a jojo reference
Part 1: Immigrant Blood
Part 2: Mexican Tendencies
Part 3: Border Crusaders
Part 4: Wall Is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Hair
Part 6: Oil Ocean
Part 7: Steel Ball Run...
Part 8: Eaglelion
Part 9: Nativelands
WE ARE SO BACK
We are back, my dude :)
came back just as trump won. he's back
HE DID IT
This is perfect, Trump’s stand would definitely be *[T H E W A L L]* Fitting considering Josuke and Koichi both have stands in reference to Pink Floyd as well.
Huh funny
well well well
這部片應該會再度爆紅，來佔位一下🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
演算法直接带我回来
@@DouBi1999我也是
@@建文王-f5dso, do you wanna be great again? 🇨🇳💪🇺🇸🦅
我靠才发现是3年前的视频
6
This is beautiful, thank u Kekyoin
What we didnt know was that he actually got shot but instead used bites the bullet to rewind time so that he didnt
This needs a update with his Stand “The Wall”
populism level in my veins right now ⬆️⬆️⬆️🔝🔝
"trump has to win"
-me, 4 years ago
did i predict the future
you simply had Divine Thoth
Is this the work of an enemy stand?
@chaoslordmissingno it's a friendly stand user 😀
No one knows I have a Stand hits different ever since Donald got hit in the ear.
トランプを川普って無理矢理読むの面白すぎる
this aged well
When the voice of love cant take you higher: vIsIoNs In My dReAm MaKe Me HiGhEr
WALLS BUILT MAKE ME HIGHER
this is actually unironically super well made
It's official now
I was drinking water when I watched this, i nearly choked to death
"No one knows i have a stand, so i always understand" why is trump singing better than the actual english cover
Therapist: "Donald Yoshkage isn't real"
Donald Yoshkage:
This aged like fine milk
My life is complete . I can finally rest easy.
Thank God he won.
Part 1: phantom election
Part 2: voting tendency
Part 3: vote crusaders
Part 4: result is unbreakable
Part 5: democratic wind
Part 6: marble ocean
He have a stand 😮