I was taking the last swig/full mouthful out of my beer at full pour when he delivered the "It's pretty obvious, I am not a toddler!." line and it was painful to say the least.
‘Imagine if someone took a shite in your kettle, you’d be furious wouldn’t ye? It’s a social faux pas.’ Has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@@Jesse__H probably not at all. I wonder about that sometimes. I brush it off as we'd praise any comedian who can deliver a joke well, and he surely does that.
I would have went with "Bounces over with the enthusiasm of someone who's never been asked to see his manager, a man who has not had his ring destroyed by retail."
Im my school the public pool is in the same building and a old man in speedos was there and I could not stop laughing and being disgusted at the same time this was in Scotland
Anything that comes easy in life is not worth having. Hate to tell you loosing weight is the easy part. Keeping it off is the hard bit. Regards Oor Welly 🤗☕
I love Kevin's style. However, is it just me? Or is there a wider trend with folk who've done Live At Apollo of instead of just saying a sentence, we tend to get a strange collage of each word of the sentence all being repeated over and over for around thirty seconds before moving on the the second sentence and ditto? Sure, it doesn't make anyone necessarily less funny unless they're just a c*nt, but ist is a bit wierd. Almost like a surreal attempt at hypnotizing the joke over to us in case we're thick?
One thing that bewilds me is how over-weight people ask other over-weight people for tips about getting slim, instead of them asking slim people how they stay that way.
During a taping of the Biggest Loser TV show, they had the contestants 🐘-🐗-🐖-🦏stampeding down my beach, I was having my lunch break🍔 ,🍟s& 🥤. One contestant gave my food a wanting eye, I noticed and put my elbow on the table to shield my food from attack & uttered a snarl.
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"can ye lean in please, yer gonnae fockin tip this thing"
lost it
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Kevin is so universally relatable, we all have grown up with such a friend or know of such a person with his demeanor and sense of humor.
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I was taking the last swig/full mouthful out of my beer at full pour when he delivered the "It's pretty obvious, I am not a toddler!." line and it was painful to say the least.
‘Imagine if someone took a shite in your kettle, you’d be furious wouldn’t ye? It’s a social faux pas.’ Has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
The Scottish accent just makes it better
It really does. Sometimes I wonder how funny I'd find him if he was an American.
@@Jesse__H probably not at all. I wonder about that sometimes. I brush it off as we'd praise any comedian who can deliver a joke well, and he surely does that.
Id give anything to have a scottish accent narrate my every day life
No question mate - it's why Billy Connolly was so successful!.
He's good. But not as good as Lee Evans.
Kevin's material is good but the presentation... *best* in the world!!
The limo driver telling them they will tip the car over🤣🤣
The best stand up comedian I've ever seen in my lifetime
My god this made me laugh harder than I have done in a long while!
I'm literally crying here, the line, I wouldn't come over to your house and shite in your kettle, just sent me over the edge into hysterics.
@@bonzobanzi1137 you’ve changed man!!!
«You’ve changed man» 😂😂😂
He's a natural for sure ...with a cheeky smile to boot
His mannerisms and facial expressions just remind me of my Irish friend 🤣 great stuff kev.i.n
Strange because he's Scottish
@@berkasaurusrex5201 I know he is, and my mates still irish
@@berkasaurusrex5201 what's your point?
Great sense of humour the Irish. Scots descended from the Irish
just run that by me again?
"Bounces over with the energy and enthusiasm of people who have not been punched in the face" BWhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
I would have went with "Bounces over with the enthusiasm of someone who's never been asked to see his manager, a man who has not had his ring destroyed by retail."
"Documentary fat" 😆😆😆
The toddler line gets me just as much as the first time I heard it. Genius.
The guy in the audience laughing at his 36inch waist lmao
That was so fucking funny! I had to watch it 10 times.
“Not a documentary fat” 😂😂😂
Kevin is of the school of Billy Connolly comedy - either could read from the Sunday newspaper and make it funny
On troubled times there is nothing better than Irish and Scottish humour.😂😂😂
I love his smile. Reminds me of the class clowns in highschool
‘ how you put your elbows up on the tiles’ 😂
Omg I just laugh so hard out loud, can't stop, love you Kevin, genious
Being able to understand Kevin Bridges is like feeling you know a second language.
Really?? I'm irish and i think his speech and diction are very good. Not hard to understand at all.
Usually just means you're a seppo
@@JB-vd8bi so... seppos CAN understand Kevin? I thought seppos would be the opposite. Cheers, BJ from Oz, ya halfback flanker.
@@TrueBlueEG8 yeah, I understand him just fine. But my wife (who is fluent in 4 languages) can't understand him, and I find it pretty funny.
@@3DCGdesign I'm Australian too mate. Usually means you're a seppo thinking it's like understanding a second language. Half back flanker lmao
"I'm a 5 a side player. I just go for the *showers!"* 0:15 😆😅
Public pool sounded to me Pub like pool .. or I’m I just too high?! Love this guy he is amazing. His accent makes his performances 20 times more funny
"Toddlers, pedophiles and the mentally handicapped, and I felt self-conscious, it's pretty obvious I am not a toddler"
that killed me. i didnt not expect that at all..
I do not laugh. At nothing. Except this guy. Hurt me of laughing 😂
You are in love with him
You're lying.
Gotta get me a Farm Foods bag earn me some respect on the streets!
Man i fucking LOST it the way he said "PEDOpHiLeS" after toddlers.
Shite in the kettle caught me off guard !!!
The length of my local pool is 50m so you wouldn't have been pretending XD Well done on the diversion XD Thank you for sharing your routine, Mate
1:38 that is so true 😂
KEVIN IS SO FUNNY IT IS UNATURAL
Shitting in a kettle is a social faux pas hahaha
A social faux pas 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😂😂have we got any fat people in???
I am never ever going to a farm food after listening to this
‘You’ve changed man’
I hope he comes to Edinburgh in 2024. It would be amazing to see him in person.
best comedian in the world today
Shite in the kettle. I almost had a hernia!
Im my school the public pool is in the same building and a old man in speedos was there and I could not stop laughing and being disgusted at the same time this was in Scotland
what?
It's good stuff after you turn on the subtitles.
Funny, funny man!
I love the look on his face lol
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🤣on so many different levels
What a laff pure class
So bloody funny
I think I’d be disgusted... but also secretly a little bit impressed.
8:20 what I'm here for 😂😂😂😂😂
I learned Scottish just so I can understand you!
God bless aw the Fat Burds a loves ye all Equally
Did you say "faux pas" or "full pot"? 😂
I was imagining the kettle shite to be diarrhea so no one could tell until someone took a drink!!
Thanks for ruining my breakfast
Anything that comes easy in life is not worth having. Hate to tell you loosing weight is the easy part. Keeping it off is the hard bit.
Regards Oor Welly 🤗☕
No Kettle joke?
funny as feck
😂😂😂😂😂
I love Kevin's style.
However, is it just me? Or is there a wider trend with folk who've done Live At Apollo of instead of just saying a sentence, we tend to get a strange collage of each word of the sentence all being repeated over and over for around thirty seconds before moving on the the second sentence and ditto?
Sure, it doesn't make anyone necessarily less funny unless they're just a c*nt, but ist is a bit wierd.
Almost like a surreal attempt at hypnotizing the joke over to us in case we're thick?
Anyone Prefer a gammon 🥩 steak??
What? Fan foods bag?
Scottish Lee Evans ere
Hardly. Kevin’s funny
@@rssmdb1 I'm not saying that. Lee Evans was my fave comedian when I was a youngster and Kevin is my fave these days ‼️👊🏿
@@rssmdb1 Aye, Lee Evans is shite. Pulls a gormless face and it's meant to be hysterically funny!
@@mattmcgahan yep, I’ve never understood why people thought he was so hysterical. I found him more irritating than anything else.
Haw,,,,, Baw Heid!
But his brogue is so powerful I lose much of the joke
Captions work 90% of the time on this
@@emilyrobbins3238 YT turns off closed captioning often
@@rockeerockey6941 Seppos gonna Sepp
@@JB-vd8bi Rockee's gonna rock! Sheesh!
@@emilyrobbins3238 Captions just don't get it with humor\jokes
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A what bag?
One thing that bewilds me is how over-weight people ask other over-weight people for tips about getting slim, instead of them asking slim people how they stay that way.
I'm slim, and get a heap of criticism of my food choices and lifestyle (WFPB) from fat people
i was the sixth.
im suer this guys mazin
I had no idea what he meant by fanfootsback
Farmfood's bag
It a shop I think
Far foods is a supermarket that sells mostly frozen food at reasonable / affordable prices.
Think Iceland shops down south.
@@MrMottestyles farmfoods is more than just down south dude. I'm in the northeast of the Scotland and we have one.
Is it just me, or is 14 stone not that much? That's around 89 kilos. That's not a rare weight. I know many who weigh more haha
That's the joke...
That was the point! 🙄
He said:
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"I'm chubby....but not "documentary fat!" It's not like you're going to see me on the telly in *The 14 Stone Man!"*
14 stone man?? he doesnt really look that far away lol i'm guessing he meant 40
Watch it back he meant 14
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The what bag...? 🤔
Farm Foods Bag ( it’s a supermarket)
@@Kiwisilverfox106 thanks man, couldn’t quite get my ears round it 👍
@@Kiwisilverfox106 Not actually a supermarket but otherwise good job.
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Shut up
What language is he speaking???
English but with Scottish accent
Please put subtitles. CC is useless with this accent.
During a taping of the Biggest Loser TV show, they had the contestants 🐘-🐗-🐖-🦏stampeding down my beach, I was having my lunch break🍔 ,🍟s& 🥤. One contestant gave my food a wanting eye, I noticed and put my elbow on the table to shield my food from attack & uttered a snarl.
Shut up
@@Snookbone calm down big man
your beach?