Actual thing that happened to me, twice: Them: "Hello!" My mind: (heaven radiation drink old spit from old cup perfect spear made by thoughtless soil textiles without a market machines in dark corners without fuel dreams artillery of stars morning terrorism of light such pale ruin make me air eat me a room forget joints look a drunk raven) Me: "Hel-lo" Them: "Ehm... What language do you speak?"
Left ear: "You're not an ultra-liberal Harry. Get the fuck out of here. Don't be a retard." Right ear: "Are you fucking insane? Don't answer that - and STOP doing it! Let's go."
Volition: Your sense of self. The part of you that wants you to be your best self, and to not fall for evil or self destruction. Half-Light: Survival instinct, sometimes to the max. Paranoid and violent, but only targets people it knows can't defend themselves Both want to keep you alive, but in completely different ways
Nah, my jam is Right ear - Authority (maximum volume), left ear - electrochemistry (distorted+reverb). They go nicely together, Authority even cracks a joke that "drugs make you better at fighting drugs, so you should take them".
We need Disco Elysium so deeply woven into the cultural zeitgeist that it subliminally perforates all elements of regular conversation. Y'know. Like minecraft or Unddrtale or Fantasy World Dizzy.
This must be a sign from the volitarian Gods, there is only one reason they blessed you so: You must spread the good word of self-mental-preservation Of course, by being an absolute failure, and encouraging others to not be like you, much to those Anti-drug PSAs that show you the before and after of people using drugs. You must become, a *Drug Vigilante*
@@AnothertickinthewallThat is so disco of you. Now, fear. Do it. It's alright. No one's gonna notice. Fear everithing. Be afraid of me. Of yourself. Of them. They want you. They want your soul. You should fear. You should fear.
I'm a little deaf in the right ear and schizophrenic irl so this is a pretty accurate depiction of the voices in my head. Makes me feel grounded listening to this. 🎶
My earphones have a bit of a bug, where the left side is noticeably quieter than the right side. That the left side in this video is Volition's side makes this video funnier
Even in this nightmare, "Kill her. Physically, at least" is exceptionally horrifying. I am drunk right now, and partly because of that this is getting to me. I may not sleep tonight now. I am scared. I shouldn't listen to this. It's worse than listening to just Half-Light, because it makes it clear how much more I hear Half-light than the crown-head.
This video is secretly also a video with hand eye, interfacing, drama, endurance, and reaction speed audio audio but we just havent made the technology to let earphones hear them yet
The best part is, at work I can switch which earbud I have in and chose if i want volition to carry me through the workday or half light to become Patrick Bateman
"Maybe you are a moderately competent detective" "Fuck it ALL"
Achually he says "fucking whore" at that point.
Harrier Du Bois inner monologue but in real time:
WHaT aBouT sEMen REteNTiOn sOCiEtY
No. Don't be a _fucking_ ballerina.
nO
I mean Volition has a Point. If it helps stopping the drinking its a good Deal.
it is the reason measurehead is absolute chad
1:31
My thoughts when I try to have a normal conversation
Actual thing that happened to me, twice:
Them: "Hello!"
My mind:
(heaven
radiation
drink old spit
from old cup
perfect spear made
by thoughtless soil
textiles without a market
machines in dark corners
without fuel
dreams
artillery of stars
morning
terrorism of light
such pale ruin
make me air
eat me a room
forget joints
look
a drunk raven)
Me: "Hel-lo"
Them: "Ehm... What language do you speak?"
@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 *holds up spork*
@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610i am teh penguin of d00m
God imagine Everat left ear and kim kitsuragi left ear (2x)
Sunday friend right ear
A fine idea
@@mangekarp3241god no
Left ear: "You're not an ultra-liberal Harry. Get the fuck out of here. Don't be a retard."
Right ear: "Are you fucking insane? Don't answer that - and STOP doing it! Let's go."
How about the edgelord partner from 41 incapable of not saying "fuck" in a sentence left ear and Kim right ear, it's a nice contrast
Finally, something to listen to while I'm on that ultra liberal grindset.
using this to get through my soul sucking it consulting gig
APOCALYPSE COP: 72
You're not an ultra liberal, Harry
Dios Mio!
+1✤
My thoughts after escaping MKUltra testing facility
Ted Kaczynski sends booby-trapped apricot gum to all moralists.
My left ear has a hearing problem rn, so half light just constantly out voices volition
just like in real life
@@bartolomeus441 fr!
He just like me frfr
@@bartolomeus441 fr!!
Literally me
"This might help against whatever comes ne-"
"WHAT THE FUCK"
I am finally feeling truly balanced
I've never felt less balanced in my life
We still need that "1 hour of Encyclopedia to bore you to tears"
Great timing, I'm just getting on the train
Semenese beats to retain your seed to
Semen-ese
me being partially deaf in my left ear, makes this like Half Light is talking over Volition, while Volition is trying to talk me down a ledge
"don't say that" "what a nice thing to say harry"
Volition: Your sense of self. The part of you that wants you to be your best self, and to not fall for evil or self destruction.
Half-Light: Survival instinct, sometimes to the max. Paranoid and violent, but only targets people it knows can't defend themselves
Both want to keep you alive, but in completely different ways
Volition wants you to succeed
Half Light wants you to *WIN*
@@kylekillgannon Volition picks the Energy Sword to be noble.
Half-Light picks the Shotgun to *KILL*
@@jooot_6850 Half-light might fancy the prospect of spilling-and simultaneously melting-the guts of the enemy with an energy sword.
@@caesiumtable-baron7314 Only if they were sure they could win
Centrist run be like:
Nah, my jam is Right ear - Authority (maximum volume), left ear - electrochemistry (distorted+reverb). They go nicely together, Authority even cracks a joke that "drugs make you better at fighting drugs, so you should take them".
Time to put this on my speaker while on the bus to uni. Many thanks from all the commuters in the Sydney metro area o7
We need Disco Elysium so deeply woven into the cultural zeitgeist that it subliminally perforates all elements of regular conversation. Y'know. Like minecraft or Unddrtale or Fantasy World Dizzy.
I wish I lived in a universe where Disco Elysium popularity replaced skibidi toilet hype
@@AHeroWith1000Names say no more. Adding Disco Dlysium models to Gmod and SFM this very instant
what kind of autism is this
I have literally never heard of fantasy world dizzy
@@Lunam_D._Roger bro doesn't know about fantasy world dizzy
literally demon and angel on either shoulder trying to convince me to do things
Why is this so relatable?
harry du bois simulator
Finally, a GOOD podcast to listen to
I wasn't ready for the second image, this really is the best version of this joke
"You don't need to keep doing this to yourself."
"YES, you COULD."
Best part is I only have one side so Half-Light isn’t here and I’m getting free therapy.
Schizophrenia simulation technology has come a long way in 2024.
Now I am become Harrier Dubois
The Ill of Mentally
How Inquisitor got corrupted in Astartes:
Not enough sensory overload, I need their music too
I love that my right ear is a bit deaf so I can only hear the volition clearly :)
I found this meme floating around on discord, i added the tiger king OST in the center, i am glad to have seen the origin of it
Please upload that.
@@Gustav_Kurigawill hand it over to jamrock hobo himself if i can so it gets more views and i will upload it on my own here
@@Gustav_Kurigaall set
@@orf2A Thanks
POV: You have BPD
Primo, exactly what I needed for my league of legends ranked grind (i may or may not be of best mental health)
i think LoL is worse for your mental than this
As I work for the state
comboing this with spotify is literal heaven
The way HALF-LIGHT says "Fucking asshole." at 5:14 is truly great.
This perfectly encapsulates my inner monologue
Prime göoning material
Who needs wömen when you got this?
the voices... the voices get louder with each breath... and i must say, I'm intrigued about your skills, weapon.
THIS.
i needed this
The ol angel and devil on the shoulders.
0:31 the voices in my head are in alignment, the path is clear
my brain tuned out volition HARD until it said "you need to get your shit together" and then it all got too real and i stopped the video.
3:26
"Do it for the city - not for yourself" -- "Boring... boring... boring..."
Only one of my earphones work so i can only hear volition
This must be a sign from the volitarian Gods, there is only one reason they blessed you so:
You must spread the good word of self-mental-preservation
Of course, by being an absolute failure, and encouraging others to not be like you, much to those Anti-drug PSAs that show you the before and after of people using drugs.
You must become, a *Drug Vigilante*
The good ending
Good ending
@@AnothertickinthewallThat is so disco of you. Now, fear. Do it. It's alright. No one's gonna notice. Fear everithing. Be afraid of me. Of yourself. Of them. They want you. They want your soul. You should fear. You should fear.
I am deaf on my left ear. Its over, violence wins.
Accidently put this into my music playlist instead of watch later and listened to the whole thing while getting ready in the morning. It helped
"Violence"
gonna listen to this while i play ready or not
Боже, теперь я почувствовал. Каково быть Гарри.
Right leg endurance and left leg reaction speed is too real
average DMV experience
We making it out of the post divorce depression with this one 🗣 🗣 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥
I'm a little deaf in the right ear and schizophrenic irl so this is a pretty accurate depiction of the voices in my head. Makes me feel grounded listening to this. 🎶
Perfection.
My earphones have a bit of a bug, where the left side is noticeably quieter than the right side.
That the left side in this video is Volition's side makes this video funnier
This actually gives me anxiety
There are two wolves inside me one is called Volition the other Half Light. You don’t want to see me when they take over 😤.
Even in this nightmare, "Kill her. Physically, at least" is exceptionally horrifying.
I am drunk right now, and partly because of that this is getting to me. I may not sleep tonight now. I am scared.
I shouldn't listen to this. It's worse than listening to just Half-Light, because it makes it clear how much more I hear Half-light than the crown-head.
Hope you are doing better since
Listening to this and scooter simultaneously
it’s fucking beautiful
So THIS is what the angel and devil on the shoulders thing feels like
Dude, deadass I have been craving something like this. I need more shit like this.
please, I beg you, please do Authority and Rept brain next I beg
i'm not even kidding, this is what having adhd is like
Jesus is like they are talking to each other and me at the same time
Now thats some sounds to lead Revachol to greatness again
So this is how Raphael feels 24/7
Is this what beig skitzo is like? If so, I've gained a new sympathy today.
This video is secretly also a video with hand eye, interfacing, drama, endurance, and reaction speed audio audio but we just havent made the technology to let earphones hear them yet
This is beyond peak, this is officially hall of fame material.
beautiful, literal art
Half-light still looks like Cuno to me :D
What my mind sounds like when I go out in public and have to interact with other humans
Thank you, even when the video has ended, I can still hear the monologue
*"YES, THAT'S I* - Wait, wrong one.
feel like if i am listening too much to this i might actually become Harry
I'm fucking wheezing.
left ear: drinking
right ear: spunk
I can't hear out of my right ear but I still appreciate this video on concept alone
This is just the "Angel and devil on each shoulder" trope taken to a new level.
why do I want to start a bipolar detective playthrough with 2 stats maxed
This is an accurate representation of my mental state at all times
This would be me if it had encyclopedia at 10x in the background
Should i be concerned that this is how i think all the time?
this is arousing me in a way ive never felt before
this connected with me heavy
Something made my heart rate go up when I heard the words "you need to get your shit together"
Damn it sounds like my everyday thoughts , but there is no Kim in my life
I got drunk and started listening to this 😭
The best part is, at work I can switch which earbud I have in and chose if i want volition to carry me through the workday or half light to become Patrick Bateman
That fact that my right earbud is slightly louder is somehow poetic
You know you are at peace when intrusive thoughts are nullifying each other
i am happy now
When youre trying to force a good day but everything is going wrong
both have pretty good points
Left Eye: Gurdi-Ball 200,000 points in one ball (x2) speed
Right Eye: Visualized history of Kras-Mazovian Economics
Half light my beloved
only the left side of my headset works so for me its just a motivational video