Xenoblade Chronicles 2: All main story cutscenes but its just the swears

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  • @LoganOrSignUp
    @LoganOrSignUp  2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I've made a sequel to this for Torna which I'll be uploading in a few months so subscribe for that or something

    • @xoxo.pochacco
      @xoxo.pochacco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAYYYYY

    • @saxophonebuizel2458
      @saxophonebuizel2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm waiting for the xenoblade 3 version

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saxophonebuizel2458 im almost finished with 3 so once i remember to upload torna ill make that too

    • @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities
      @jamesmartinandbbccontinuities 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoganOrSignUp why didn't they add the F word in this game

    • @kdr_roxas
      @kdr_roxas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesmartinandbbccontinuities ESRB rating standards and shit, they have to use swear words sparingly or else it bumps the rating up from T to M

  • @lucassworldofletsplays9270
    @lucassworldofletsplays9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    “Bitch later - fight now!” Best and most underrated line in the game

    • @Mr.Stizblee
      @Mr.Stizblee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      My favorite Nia line is still "Why don'cha rest your head in yer arse."

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      SHIT! WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER!

    • @CaptainObliviousV
      @CaptainObliviousV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It’s her accent that sells it for me

    • @aylinilya.
      @aylinilya. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and people say the voice acting is bad

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gladiolus said it first in FFXV

  • @SoupyLenny
    @SoupyLenny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Nia is a certified gamer

    • @blue_dot6842
      @blue_dot6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Exactly

    • @lackinggnat
      @lackinggnat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Nia played the League of Legends tutorial.

    • @ImPyroChad
      @ImPyroChad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Nia playing Tiger Tiger*
      _"what a fuckin shellhead"_

    • @Toast0nyx
      @Toast0nyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ImPyroChad i could very much hear that

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nia thought swearing gave a prize so she went with it.

  • @sophiedagostino3989
    @sophiedagostino3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    I never realized how much Rex swears tbh

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Yeah I was pretty surprised when I saw how much he swore

    • @weirdo7319
      @weirdo7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Because they're not really swear words

    • @gervaiselevers5187
      @gervaiselevers5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      To be fair it’s an 80 hour game

    • @lackinggnat
      @lackinggnat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We do spend every second with him.

    • @adamkampen
      @adamkampen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I mean I would too if I was stabbed in the back

  • @wolfie-_-ranger7932
    @wolfie-_-ranger7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    I can’t believe he said “Titan’s f**t”

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      yeah, that's fucking completely unforgivable

    • @lewis9s
      @lewis9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😳😳

    • @winster32
      @winster32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I kicked that guy’s arse!

    • @wesleydamaschino8047
      @wesleydamaschino8047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only a problem if it's Dan Schneider

    • @loganthevillager9176
      @loganthevillager9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Addam says it in Torna country.

  • @Rod-sm1sk
    @Rod-sm1sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    For a game about finding a paradise they sure do say "hell" a lot

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Europeans I guess

    • @keithflippers4429
      @keithflippers4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jstar3382 is Rex gay or European

    • @UltimateLordMonkey
      @UltimateLordMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's why they spent most of the game finding said paradise, if you think about it. Why look for heaven if you're not in hell? 😉

    • @erronblack8266
      @erronblack8266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whenever fictional characters say hell I always think that they know what hell is and implies that they have a christ.

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keithflippers4429 Definitely European in this case.

  • @triggeredcheese5318
    @triggeredcheese5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    The fact that rex swore more than malos is shocking

    • @WeskAlber
      @WeskAlber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Adjust for time spent on screen and Malos shoots up by a ton. As would Vandahm

    • @Boomblox5896
      @Boomblox5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Rex only beat Malos by half a swear though so Malos would have beaten him in POTENCY

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WeskAlber As would Obrona

    • @NottJoeyOfficial
      @NottJoeyOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's simply due to how often you see the characters

    • @triggeredcheese5318
      @triggeredcheese5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NottJoeyOfficial I mean if THAT was true pyra would swear like a sailor

  • @angeldude101
    @angeldude101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I'm surprised Malos got only 3rd place, but I also forgot how much Rex swore. Even with that, Nia somehow doubled his count claiming a whole third of them!

    • @YOM2_UB
      @YOM2_UB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If Malos had as much screentime as Rex and Nia he'd probably be in first.

    • @Boomblox5896
      @Boomblox5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@YOM2_UB True that. Give Patroka more screentime and she might even beat out Malos at his own game.

    • @kingdedede4916
      @kingdedede4916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welsh Cat go Brrrrrrrr

  • @shinypikagaming
    @shinypikagaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    1:28 I love how Morag just sounds entirely done. She’s had a trying day, man...

    • @Carra_Mell0
      @Carra_Mell0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      She really said “My office, NOW!”

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Makes me feel things

    • @Winnie589
      @Winnie589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unpause the video and keep clicking this timestanp

    • @SicklySeraph
      @SicklySeraph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Morags performance is so good, i dont know why but I just love her delivery on this line

    • @heavylobster4339
      @heavylobster4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Normally Morag is composed and professional and refrains from swearing, which is why that line is so impactful. That and when Niall jumps in front of Bana's explosion are the two times her professional facade cracks, showing what she really cares about, her brother and her country.

  • @smoothsoulbrotha
    @smoothsoulbrotha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself swear more than the villain.

    • @arek.k8688
      @arek.k8688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rex almost did both
      He wasnt a hero when he died

  • @LISAN_AL_THAHID
    @LISAN_AL_THAHID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Tora doesn't swear he is a good pure Nopon who just wants his maid blade.

    • @lily-_-
      @lily-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      He's a pure, innocent weeb degenerate.

    • @tahamohammad8842
      @tahamohammad8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He’s maid a lot of good things wouldn’t you say?
      Edit: nopons were used in the original comment lol.

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Actually...has ANY Nopon in the whole series ever cussed?

    • @ninjamagic004
      @ninjamagic004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tahamohammad8842 .....
      ......No....... please..... not the puns.....

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nopons are the master race

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    0:35 He says it so quickly it's hilarious

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      -meanest sonofabitch i know"
      The raw statement is totally monotone too, so it sounds like a pure fact

    • @just_josh1041
      @just_josh1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😹

    • @loganthevillager9176
      @loganthevillager9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Akhos is the meanest *sunuvabitch* I know.”

  • @wesnohathas1993
    @wesnohathas1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "If I wasn't dead I'd kick that guy's arse!"
    That line gets me every time.

    • @TheAetherleaf
      @TheAetherleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Krish Shah I N D E E D!

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    My personal favorites:
    0:12 - A classic Malos meme
    1:15 - Great delivery from Rex's VA
    2:18 - Malos' laugh is too powerful

    • @Ad_Astra1123
      @Ad_Astra1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Honestly Malos’s VA was one of if not my favorite VA in the game! He did an incredible job.

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _You pompous arse!_

    • @erronblack8266
      @erronblack8266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It sounds really funny to me and I can't tell why. The delivery just sounds so good and genuine.

  • @trytheimpzt9682
    @trytheimpzt9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Nia sure loves to use the h-word. She's not allowed on my Wholesome Christian Minecraft Server. >:(

    • @DLCMan1218
      @DLCMan1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or my sleepover as well >:(

    • @ImPyroChad
      @ImPyroChad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nia can come to MY sleepover any time 😏

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Excuse me what the *h e l l* do you mean

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImPyroChad Agreed.

  • @dialga4688
    @dialga4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I'm surprised Mythra didn't swear.

    • @TriStain
      @TriStain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She does in Torna: The Golden Country

    • @luigidavid5136
      @luigidavid5136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TriStain Addam you DUMBA**

    • @beastalan1007
      @beastalan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also Pyra, not only Mythra.

    • @GintaPPE1000
      @GintaPPE1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@beastalan1007 Nah, would just switch to Mythra if she ever needed to curse.

    • @ArthyenR
      @ArthyenR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She’s busy getting roasted in torna

  • @Garomasta
    @Garomasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Awesome job. Morag's always so formal that the one time she swore was a real surprise, and it was even a two-for-one!
    Instead of just the Welsh catgirl I'll be calling Nia the cussing Welsh catgirl from now on.

  • @AGESRings
    @AGESRings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I ACTUALLY DON’T REMEMBER ALL THIS SWEARING HOLY SHIT

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cause most of it is either ‘hell’, ‘damn’ or ‘bloody’, which aren’t generally thought of as swears

    • @Mb_Drei
      @Mb_Drei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@failure4452 0:34

    • @Ad_Astra1123
      @Ad_Astra1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@failure4452 that and most of this is spread out over an extremely long game so you notice it even less.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true they do swear a lot.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@failure4452 true. if bloody was a swear, all kids been swearing the whole time..

  • @humdi
    @humdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    How dare you put the Ardanian soldiers under unimportant characters. If they’re so unimportant, how come we can’t forget them?

    • @salad8020
      @salad8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      We can’t forget, because they told us not to forget them

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      wait crap i named it unimportant characters i meant to name it unforgettable characters

    • @Emboarbof
      @Emboarbof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@LoganOrSignUp YEAH! IT'S FUTILE TO RESIST!

    • @light5773
      @light5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@LoganOrSignUp yer dun

    • @Crewgasm
      @Crewgasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think I can take them

  • @swoggity9213
    @swoggity9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Kids say the dammedest things..."
    True

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro

  • @dozonater562
    @dozonater562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The way Mórag delivered that "sh*t" was so good though. I felt it in the bottom of my soul

    • @ghosttt.wallls
      @ghosttt.wallls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      C'mon man. Don't word it like that lol

    • @aperson6505
      @aperson6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kirsty Mitchell is a very underrated actress in my view. She mostly appears in procedurals and soap operas outside of this game but she does some decent work with what she's given.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghosttt.wallls 😳

  • @LoganOrSignUp
    @LoganOrSignUp  4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    In case you're wondering where the 0.5 in Nia's 30.5 swears came from, I counted her euphemism as half a swear.

    • @thankfulguardian9033
      @thankfulguardian9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What about rex’s .5?

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@thankfulguardian9033 he says "oh sh" which I chose to make half a swear on the totals

    • @PriffyViole
      @PriffyViole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@LoganOrSignUp Honestly more understandable considering he literally said half a swear.

    • @goofusmaximus1482
      @goofusmaximus1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@LoganOrSignUp Rex would need another .5 for "One-eyed Monster" himself, since he says it Right after Nia. So he should be in 2nd with 16 swears by that logic.

    • @SevensMarkedSeven
      @SevensMarkedSeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goofusmaximus1482 Hmmm sorta?

  • @noahcarruth7221
    @noahcarruth7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:57
    The way he said that was magical.

  • @freewheaties
    @freewheaties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Malos is such a bro

  • @DreballinArts
    @DreballinArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Well damn, Father...look what you've been hiding away."
    I don't remember this episode of Kids Next Door

    • @may83195
      @may83195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed at this harder than I should have

    • @just_josh1041
      @just_josh1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He found the weed

    • @mitchtellers2547
      @mitchtellers2547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malos found Father's porn stash

  • @VioletIsOnTheNets
    @VioletIsOnTheNets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:57 that is the most genuine "what the hell?" i've heard in this series so far

  • @grenaja
    @grenaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Alternate title: Greatest quotes in fiction: compilation

  • @brycehudson6135
    @brycehudson6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Shit! Who gave that damn order?!"
    Why does this line resonate with me so much?

  • @SJrad
    @SJrad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    0:49 I like to think nia was correcting him

  • @AegisTrucy
    @AegisTrucy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Man I’m surprised that Pyra, Mythra, and Jin don’t swear at all

    • @slobertooth1358
      @slobertooth1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ik Mythra swears in Torna once or twice, but she totally seems like the kind of person who would swear a lot lol

    • @regulusking4299
      @regulusking4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@slobertooth1358 Well in Torna if she fall in battle she says “Adam you dumbass, pay attention”

    • @deadchannel8109
      @deadchannel8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jin just casually says "Dammit" if you hurl him off a cliff in Torna. If you hurl him off on in the main game he says "Very. Funny"(or somthing like that)

    • @starberrysparkler
      @starberrysparkler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pyra and Jin (specifically the former) don't strike me as types who would curse or if they would, they don't seem like they do it often.

    • @deadchannel8109
      @deadchannel8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starberrysparkler out of the two of them I've only remember Jin swearing once and that's not even in the main game.

  • @bctalicorn809
    @bctalicorn809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Rex at 2nd: "wow that's a lot more than I was expecting"
    Nia at 1st, doubling Rex's count: "Nia is a feisty little catgirl, and this is why she's the best."

  • @BiskitBoiMJ
    @BiskitBoiMJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    'Pompous arse' is my new favourite insult

    • @lucariobeast9115
      @lucariobeast9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @lucariobeast9115
      @lucariobeast9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aiiiiiahhhhhhh from rex is my new favorite car engine sound aswell

  • @ethanos1853
    @ethanos1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Mom: “Instead of playing a game about stealing cars, cussing, and nudity. Why don’t you play something safe like a Nintendo game”
    Nintendo: 😏

  • @Nia-wb4cq
    @Nia-wb4cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    And that’s when I’m sober

  • @VBandit47
    @VBandit47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *I forgot Morag said shit*

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn't even remember that Morag swore until I made this video

    • @TriStain
      @TriStain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like how she says it

  • @seansean792
    @seansean792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:11 He really said "Damn, dad where'd you get this?"

  • @croacx
    @croacx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Xenoblade 3: MORE SNUFFIN' WOTAH

  • @Maelys_ACNH
    @Maelys_ACNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I've never been so glad they've all got a british accent, English people swearing is just my life blood

    • @brandonhughes4076
      @brandonhughes4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nia’s swears sound the best because Welsh people just have a great delivery on swear words

    • @LibrocreatesL2
      @LibrocreatesL2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonhughes4076 YES. i love her accent xD

    • @elisevanbeethoven
      @elisevanbeethoven ปีที่แล้ว

      As a British person who swears, yes.

  • @poggerd7319
    @poggerd7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The game when I'm alone: Charming dialogue
    The game when my parents walk in:

  • @mr_pants278
    @mr_pants278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    More irrefutable proof that Nia is best girl.

  • @cordeliafrey9950
    @cordeliafrey9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Malos probably has the highest concentration of swears to other words I bet.

  • @squibster81
    @squibster81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I didn’t realize they said “hell” so many times. That’s insane to me

    • @blue_dot6842
      @blue_dot6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And like 90% of them were from nia

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nia is the most colorful out of them: she did do that one-eyed monster remark even if that’s meant to be more towards his looks, so she can be more creative with her insults.

  • @goofusmaximus1482
    @goofusmaximus1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Rex and Nia:
    The perfectly perfect profane power couple!

    • @robertomacetti7069
      @robertomacetti7069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couple got pretty literal now that xc3 is out

    • @elias.t
      @elias.t ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertomacetti7069 Picking up the slack for the entire quadrouple.

  • @dekuramzie04
    @dekuramzie04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nia became a bloody queen even though she was swearing all the time

  • @givecamichips
    @givecamichips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Of course, the most potent swear...
    TITAN'S FOOT

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      how dare you fucking use profanity in my comment section

    • @blue_dot6842
      @blue_dot6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LoganOrSignUp lol

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GASP! I'm gonna soap your mouth for saying such a thing!

  • @gracefulbean9894
    @gracefulbean9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When Mòrag swears, you know it’s all over for whoever they’re fighting. (Yes, even the entire Praetorium)

  • @Permafunk_VODs
    @Permafunk_VODs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    i havent played either of the xenoblade games, just stumbled on this video and its the first time ive heard anime characters with such an array of British accents that weren't all just "RP" English and its amazing, never thought my life was missing an anime catgirl swearing in a Welsh accent until now 🤣

    • @andrewcotter2036
      @andrewcotter2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's RP English

    • @andrewcotter2036
      @andrewcotter2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Good100 Oh, gotcha. Thanks!

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very few of the lines were in British accents. Welsh, Scott, American, and Australian were used

    • @Permafunk_VODs
      @Permafunk_VODs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@velvetbutterfly you do realise Wales and Scotland are in Britain right?

    • @Permafunk_VODs
      @Permafunk_VODs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@velvetbutterfly and I wasn't saying they all spoke in British accents, I was just expressing surprise that there was more than one character with a non American accent

  • @catalyst539
    @catalyst539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “SHIT! WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER?!”
    “The architect dammit”

  • @strikecaptain121
    @strikecaptain121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Indeed" -Malos

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, I love the way Rex says "arse," for some reason it gets me every time.
    Also Nia literally doubling everyone else's swear count is just perfect

  • @mr.mcmeme2638
    @mr.mcmeme2638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know I feel like the accent is spot on and the cursing is even better

  • @TheMasterBlaze
    @TheMasterBlaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    And suddenly Nia just became my favorite

  • @doddynuryanto3800
    @doddynuryanto3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your video inspires me to swears more, thank you

  • @tsunamininja
    @tsunamininja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'd debate damn as a swear personally
    Listening to this compilation makes me wonder whether Nias accent should be her saying hell or 'ell
    that said still a great performance as a VA in xc2

  • @michaelgum97
    @michaelgum97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If you were include Rare Blades during their quests, then there's Vale saying the word "shit" to describe a monster that a Nopon cult had called and there's another instance of Nia saying the word "hell" during Herald's quest.

  • @zeldabaum2663
    @zeldabaum2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “you‘re really starting to PISS ME OFF“

  • @fluffytheostrich353
    @fluffytheostrich353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Broke: Eunie swears. Woke: Xenoblade 2 swears

  • @Sunray625
    @Sunray625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love Nia even more now

  • @xenorayy
    @xenorayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:28 I laughed so hard when I played the game for the first time

  • @ParaternalSkies64
    @ParaternalSkies64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “What the hell? You look as much like a kid as me lady”

  • @Coleecool
    @Coleecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:06 only for the comment section i swear

  • @givecamichips
    @givecamichips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Moràg swearing reminds me of the book Lionboy, when the main character was told by his parents that you shouldn’t swear casually because when things are really bad, you have no words strong enough to express it. Then he swears once when things do get that bad.

  • @soul_survive
    @soul_survive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how this kind of also acts as a story summary of the game lol

  • @lucariobeast9115
    @lucariobeast9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Get ur eyes out of ur arse" -Nia 2017

  • @crumpchump
    @crumpchump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I mean, feathers are a bitch to dry!"
    Eunie 2022

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    What would Malos’ ranking be if we included Torna?

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      im actually working on a video like this for Torna, so i should be able to answer that relatively soon

  • @yeollierancher
    @yeollierancher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Xenoblade when I'm playing it alone: great game, compelling story, etc.
    Xenoblade when my switch is docked and the entire household is around: behold this Malos cutscene where most insults and swear words are placed in the entire script! AND he insults you!
    I got questioned so hard.

  • @jackleveille9319
    @jackleveille9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Hey Nia, I got this really tasty food I think you'd like.
    It's called soap.

  • @214ms5
    @214ms5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i like the part where they said hell

    • @blue_dot6842
      @blue_dot6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but it sounds like ell

  • @norelle28
    @norelle28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's something oddly satisfying about Rex and Nia swearing with all their heart

  • @KlaviceGavin
    @KlaviceGavin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And here I thought Malos was the king of raunchiness.
    Nia gave him a run for his money.

    • @ayushjoshi9777
      @ayushjoshi9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      with Nia it feels more natural, but when Malos swears its a lot more emphasized, kind of

  • @skeletor_118
    @skeletor_118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely love that Nia is the potty mouth of the game

  • @niblet8308
    @niblet8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Do you ever wonder why they replace the expression "God" with "Architect" for lore reasons, but then they continue to use the world hell
    Is this implying that there is a confirmed hell in the xc2 universe

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spoilers
      I guess since the world of Alrest is Earth but remade, phrases from before the Architect’s creation were kept, so that explains why they can say “hell” so casually while their religion involves the Creator/Architect? For them, “hell” is just a turn of phrase, but to them “Titan’s foot” or “Architect” are the real swears.

  • @talos0201
    @talos0201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My boi Tora is innocent as always, he is the only party member never swears

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unless you also count Pyra, Mythra, Dromarch, Poppi, Brighid, Roc, Azurda...

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's only because he says "meh" whenever he would've swore.

    • @talos0201
      @talos0201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Felixr2 Mythra did swear once, she said "Addam you dumbass" in Torna DLC

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@talos0201 I think my point still stands

  • @LTSKRUNKLY
    @LTSKRUNKLY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how there segments of characters swearing, and then the occasional Rex 'dammit' in between them.

  • @mitchtellers2547
    @mitchtellers2547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THAT ARSEHOL - I mean, t h e a e g i s...
    has confronted us in person.
    S m o o t h recovery.

  • @bladefox5082
    @bladefox5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:37 holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

  • @idreadFell365
    @idreadFell365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SH*T, WHO GAVE THAT DAMN ORDER

  • @zeroclouds9259
    @zeroclouds9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everybody gangsta till Mòrag begins to swear

  • @hersonomny2024
    @hersonomny2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy 4th Anniversary to Xenoblade Chronicles 2 🎉🎉🎊

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh wait yes it is thanks for reminding me

  • @madammonarch1
    @madammonarch1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    rex- 15.5
    me: that seems pretty reasonab-
    nia- 30.5
    ok that makes sense

  • @RecurringRob
    @RecurringRob 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a British person, it really makes me laugh when hell and damn are considered swear words 😂

    • @rishterm
      @rishterm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not much different in America, I was surprised too

  • @Paulina_the_luna
    @Paulina_the_luna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my that so much fun and good editing, thanks for the laughs 👏😂

  • @MattSayYay
    @MattSayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No way... it's an official Nintendo game made by Nintendo that says the "S" word! OH MY GOD, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! IT SAYS SH*T!

    • @yessir2915
      @yessir2915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the fact that "Bitch later" is there is fucking funny

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64?

    • @MattSayYay
      @MattSayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@velvetbutterfly Yeah, but that's technically not made by Nintendo. It was made by Rare.

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattSayYay this isn't made by Nintendo either, it's Monolith

    • @MattSayYay
      @MattSayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@velvetbutterfly oh, so I guess this game is more like a 2nd party game to Nintendo, but it's still published by Nintendo. Conker was both made and published by Rare.

  • @lemnioaz3854
    @lemnioaz3854 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    « DAMN DADDY » 2:11

  • @RCHZ-Eevee2002
    @RCHZ-Eevee2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And this is why I love Nia

  • @asgarzigel
    @asgarzigel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how half of these are just Nia going "what the hell?"

  • @ninjustice5574
    @ninjustice5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The way Malos says “little shit” is quite arousing

  • @LunarAbyss12
    @LunarAbyss12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:16 Dante moment

  • @vayalloco1893
    @vayalloco1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Not enough Titans Foot 😭

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bruh i don't want to get demonized

    • @vayalloco1893
      @vayalloco1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LoganOrSignUp Understandable, that swear almost caused a war bettewn Mor Ardain and Uraya, o wait 😳

  • @MatthewBygrave
    @MatthewBygrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Xenoblade 3 version of this is going to be about 3 hours long.

  • @lucasferreira2005
    @lucasferreira2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Some) Nintendo's games: We are friendly for kids!
    XC2: *bitch*

  • @WoahBread
    @WoahBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me who swears daily: *how cute*

  • @hbpencil2004
    @hbpencil2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny how all two of Mórag’s swears seem to occur in the same line

  • @devoncosta5315
    @devoncosta5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now that I've be watching this video, I've realized that there's actually one swear from Rex that was missing in this video after Nia says that Rex is a child salvager, I'm pretty sure Rex swears in that cutscene as well

    • @goofusmaximus1482
      @goofusmaximus1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And another .5 for Rex since he also says "One-eyed Monster" right after Nia did.

  • @BowandSvent
    @BowandSvent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We all knew who was going to be in first place before we even started watching.

  • @ThomatoSauce
    @ThomatoSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think you missed Rex’s reaction at the Trade Guild where Nia called him a child.

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:11
    THIS SOUNDS SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT.

  • @ryansparks2131
    @ryansparks2131 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why does it feel like there was more effort in the swearing than the rest of the acting?

    • @LoganOrSignUp
      @LoganOrSignUp  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (because there was)

  • @kaugmon2452
    @kaugmon2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, you just did a full summary of the entire story.