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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- If you saw that earlier premier, pretend that didn't exist, I accidentally managed to delete it 💀
Me coming in with a 5 year old game, thanks for the idea Multi XD
This took me multiple days to finish because I had to watch every single cutscene again, which is over 170 with some being over 10 minutes long so oof, but anyways take this as your sign to get into Xenoblade because it's actually pretty fucking amazing 🔫
Shout out to Jin who has only one line in the entire video and the line being "I ate her"
Also premier because I have the urge to premier videos that are over 3 minutes long
1:14 when you skip cutscenes to get to the gameplay
true
🤣🤣🤣
3:36 that made me laugh harder than it should've
also, 4:48 should've come right after 4:14 and it would've been hilarious
7:51 He indeed show all of them a thing or three
Pyra: I don't have a Knife
Pyra in her head: I don't need one😈
1:36 LMAO man this is so good out of context
8:21
"You cannot argue with such logic!"
*"Flaw detected in final step of logic"*
Twitter in a nutshell
Truth.
LOGIC 100
@@akirahisui-lucario5636FLAW 100
01:28 - "what if she turns around one day and stabs you in the back?"
"pyra wouldn't do that!!"
"of course i wouldn't. i don't have a knife!"
Love that part
“I think i just threw up in my mouth abit”
Would've been funny if she said "of course I wouldn't...Jinn already did that for me once".
She’s so pure lmao
Jin already did that.
Man this game was even funnier than i remembered it.
Yo true! But seeing Vandham again, after starting Xenoblade 3, makes me wonder how he survived all that... cuz he should be dead
@@Sacred_Korok69 It's not literally the same Vandham.
Well it was quite a long game, so the funny moments were quite spread out.
There were a few funny side quests too. My favourite one is the one where you travel all across the world to unlock a chest just to discover it contains documents showing Gramps is a million gold in debt, which you need to pay for him.
@@Scytherman Oh then... maybe a descendant that just so happens to have the same voice and style? I almost forgot about those statues of the founders of the city. I looked at them and now i think i understand that a lot of time passed between Shulk, Rex and their crew and the present time, in which Noah and his friends live. They literally described Dunban, Shulk, Zeke and so on as Kevesian and Agnian soldiers
@@HenrikMyrhaugAnd the one where Shiba fucking punts a nopon onto the sun.
5:25 "Handling a man's Turtle!"
Easily one of the best lines in the game.
Didn't expect to see you here my Lord
Hearing Mr. Krabs' walking was icing on the cake
@@雪者 The best part is that the sound is actually in the game itself
@@ChickenNEO indeed
Nia: "and that's how I met your father and your two step moms"
Mio: "......WHAT?!"
LMFAO I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD-
I can only imagine Noah passing out halfway through the story because Mio is the daughter of The Most Important People and Noah just exists
Is bri'ish xenoblade?
I read the "WHAT" in Mórag's voice lmao
6:22 Nia's cut off scream fucking KILLED me
XD
AND THEN “I wanna squash the kid” RIGHT AFTER THAT I COULD BARELY BREATHH
SOMEONE had to have a scream as unintentionally funny as shulk's
@@GlitchBunn and of fucking COURSE it was Nia who did
Oh shit
4:27 The immediate payoff of this line kills me. 😂
7:51 he indeed loved everyone
Let's do this together
It was a not a friendzone
oh god that scene is so much different now
He showed them a thing or three about a harem
that scene hurts poor Nia😭😭
2:17 Rex saying “that’s what you get for trying to exacute Nia,” and Nia having no idea what he’s talking about gets me every time
WoT?
5:55 my first thought
why are you running?! *WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!*
1:14 The vast majority of Xenoblade characters in a nutshell.
2:55 i don’t remember this line at all but im guessing its very early on but Al’s delivery on this line is so fucking funny
Lmao, all it’s missing is a _ba-dum tss_ drum fill. He really isn’t a bad VA at all; the voice direction just royally screwed him in the really dramatic scenes where he NEEDED good direction.
It's from *right at the beginning* like one of the first argentum cutscenes
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged The voice director was a moron, it's amazing the dub is passable at all.
of all the clips, why did this one get me. 4:56
Lol me too
SAME OH MY GOD
“I’M GAY”
"c*m......bonk."
5:55 me against the final boss after doing all the side quest
Why did i laugh so hard at this comment when i clicked the timestamp
Poor pyra 😔
(This is the scene where malos basically brainwashed pyra)
7:51 HE REALLY MEANT IT MY DUDES
Mio’s father everybody
He showed them a thing or three 😂
5:15 tora got absolutley decked
Bro got swatted.😂
7:46 aged like the finest wine
Nia to Mio: And that’s how I met your father
6:22 can we talk about how perfectly cut that scream is?
Aaa--
6:23
“I….ate her”
“Muimui did say…”
Always gets me. Third play through, still get chuckles from those absurd dialogue moments.
3:12 this scene is so meaningful in context but hilarious without it
Penetration
I have been DYING at this part for 5 minutes straight 😭😭
This is a game about a dying world on the brink of war for what little resources are left. It tackles organized religion, free will, and terrorism, just to name a few.
Also it happens to be really funny when it wants to.
I'm a massive fan of how quickly this game can swing between those things seemmessly
"Not sure what is going on. But, I will just beat you all up."
Honestly, mood.
“Well, we took it by force” was the one that got me
2:43 Rex tells us what his favourite music genre is
“A new rock…”
3:41 me every day
FR 😭
6:22
just making notes for myself, keep scrolling
“Gaah!”
“Dromarch! *AA-“*
Anytime Malos opens his mouth is just glorious
“Why are you running?!”
People still call this game trash just because it's not dark, edgy and uses anime style
I think that all Xenoblade games are masterpieces in their own ways
My first Xenoblade and hook me into the series, literally played for 520 hours.
Not dark? Ah, guess they didn't reach the bits about Flesh Eaters and Blade Eaters.
@@MrAuthor3DS I finishied the game, still these people only consider "Dark" if the game has a lot of death, sadness and if the visuals are darker too, something that XC1 did way more than 2
Comparing Xenoblade 1 to 2 is like comparing Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire to Pokemon Diamond/Pearl. Both are tonally different with different character designs, with one game being renowned for its polish and the other in spite of its lack of polish.
It just shows that some people can't judge depth of character and story very well. Achieving comedic relief while dwelling in serious topics, and not detracting from the story while you do so, is way more difficult than just going full emo.
Take Zeke and Pandy for example. They start out as 100% comedic relief and then their backstory hits harder because you're used to them being there just for the lols. It was like that for me, at least.
Same goes for the locations. You're used to the lively colours and music, and then you reach Morytha, that has being lying down there all along...
1:05 did I hear Mr. krabs walk?
Yes
0:45 me when someone says xenoblade is not a good game
Honestly, yeah. Its never anything new its always the same stuff, never worth hearing
0:00
@@CraftVader1 you mean the guys that know nothing about the game and call it a generic anime game full of fanservice for weebs and overused tropes
@@arek.k8688 yeah you’re right about that. Most of us play the games with the English voices. I’m sure a lot of us aren’t even weebs, we just enjoy a game that’s genuinely really good
Lmfao best part was when Rex punched Tora out of the way when talking to Nia
And Pyra’s reaction to that in the back lol, I didn’t notice that before ahahah
The part after they save nia where pyra, tora, poppi and gramps peek around the corner is genuinely one of my favorite scenes in the game
8:30
Gramps: We need a little bit of romance in our lives
Dromarch: I’m actually quite alright.
Story of a celibate life.
*as they lovingly gaze into each others eyes*
7:42 this sence hits different now
"You, and all you guys"
Rex has a full Virgin to Chad Story Arc in of himself
4:15 I was really expecting the *"I ate her"* line after this
Omg that would've been perfect, damn it XD
6:22
"Dromarch! AA-"
7:51 This aged well
From chum to CHAD
I love how everyone in Gormott complains about the water tower after chapter 2, even to the endgame
It reminds me of TTRPG campaigns where the NPCs are continually busting your balls bout ruining their town square in a fight
Brighid: Do you know how much it costs to repair a water tower 💀
6:22 my favorite
My favorite line from this game is when they get to Elysium and there's a tricycle sitting there near a playground and pyra says "it appears to have been a childs vehicle"
This comedic downtime is what I felt like I was missing from DE and 3 (although we can never forget the spoon-muppet exchange)
Personally I felt like 2 had way too much comedy. Not that I dislike comedy, but after playing DE as my first Xenoblade, I feel like 2 overdid it.
@@mustacheman529 I’ll agree that it relies on tropes and stuff but too much, but it’s still funny no matter how ya slice it
@@raisylvaine8398 Humor is subjective. I personally thought a lot of the humor in 2 was just stupid, not funny.
I still love 2. I just prefer how 1 and 3 pulled off their humor.
I love how 1, X, 2 and 3 has different mood and feel and their arts is served for each concept. Cannot even expect 4 will be.
@@mustacheman529 My issue there though is that there's barely enough humour to judge in 1 and 3 to make work, and then back to humour being subjective, a lot of 3's humour were just really roughly cut interactions between heroes and party members. There was a sore lack of silliness that provided a tonal juxtaposition
7:51 i want to apologise for always calling him dense after that….
“There’s something else you can do with a blade!”
*stabs self*
I never realized how funny that was out of context!
2:44 “A new rock” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard after removing context.
0:27
So.....Vandham wants something a bit meatier?
Bruh
0:11
you hear that noah, Lanz wants something a bit *meatier*
6:22 this is pure gold lol
Why did I laugh so hard at the kid jumping into the Cloud Sea?
because the animation was horrible
@@rakionyellowmind2293 I can say with certainty that that is not the reason
I’ve played this game five times but I still LOST IT at “You’ll have to talk it by force!”
“We took it by force!! :D”
Also Tora falling on Dadapon made me literally laugh out loud. Wonderful job!!
5:06 I swear this game had some pretty subtly hilarious bits in it too. Shame people take stuff like the Mythra bed scene (which I to this day do not understand the hate for) and point to it as why this game is bad. The fanbase should never have split so hard.
4:58 but replace it with vine booms
3:25 Best moment for me😂
“I love you, and all you guys!” Takes a different meaning if you’ve beaten 3.
"Dromarch! AHH-"
I don't care what ANYONE says. This game is funny as fuck and oozes SOUL, and I will defend it to my dying day.
Finally a kindred spirit 🥹
Yknow I just realized ether net sounds like Ethernet and now I’ll probably just think of that now whenever I hear ether nets
Nia: Dromarch!
Nia 0.2 Seconds after: ÆÆÆÆ
(6:22 btw)
2:11 this part sounded worse in Japanese
“PlEaSe DoN’t StEaL mY mEmOrIeS!”
*“Oi! No! Bad blade, BAD!”*
2:06 that connected well
1:13 when you skip all the cutscenes in an RPG
3:35
6:22
2:17
1:14 as much as I hate this character that was a funny line
god ive played through xeno 2 like 5 times already but the dialogue and random goofy scenes are never less funny, ESPECIALLY the zeke scenes.
I love the mental image of Zeke arriving at Ysheva Harbor 3 days early, and just deciding to awkwardly wait in that spot until the party showed up, probably completely focused on his entrance the whole time. Lol
These are funny lines but for me, nothing can compete with Dromarch’s sleeping hat
1:28
She has a Sword… that she can materialize at will…
I'm convinced this game was never meant to be taken seriously
Of course I wouldn't, I don't have a knife 😂omg
Dromarch x Azurda. Best ship
Tora roasting muimui will never not be hilarious
1:33 completely forgot about this
Only change I would make would be using the full "Bitch later. Fight now!" Rather than just "Bitch later." The latter's not quite as bloodthirsty as the former. I am however very glad that you kept "I'm outta here. Bye!" as she just poofs into Pyra right on the spot.
You do realize that you're going to need to make one for Xenoblade 1 and 3 now, right?
I actually had that part in it at first but I left it out because for the "fight now" part the scene cut away from Nia. And I do wanna make one for 1 and 3 eventually, just need to replay/rewatch 1 first, it's been a while XD
i always forget the mr krabs walking sound is actually a stock sound effect and xenoblade 2 uses it to it's fullest
0:18 when is this?
It's when they find Nia after she got captured by Brighid
"Hey Shellhead!"
"Hey!"
5:55 WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
XC3 Endgame Spoilers
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7:47 LITTLE DID WE KNOW
"this kid looks an awful lot like both rex and zeke"
Yeah that scene has a different meaning now XD
@@tipsy634 I mean I did I initially think it was Zeke and Pandora’s and they just had Nia hold it. But I don’t think that’s likely.
"Rex fucks" is my new favorite meme
1:40 rip mikhail
3:13 seppuku yourself apparently
Xenoblade 2 in a nutshell
Ah yes
The second Xenoblade
Where we all started to love the Welsh accent and Cat Girls
Its not the welsh accent and cat girls
Its the cat girls with welsh accent
@@arek.k8688 that too lol
"If I wasn't dead I'd kick that guys ass" is my favorite
Couple of favorite quotes:
"If I wasn't dead I'd kick that guy's arse!"
"Sussed me out, furrypon!"
0:22 voice sounds familiar…
Chie: Did someone say steak?!
“If you want it, you’ll have to take it by force!”
*three seconds later*
“Well, we took it by force!”
Malos with the WHY ARE YOU RUNNING gets me
When Nia is saved during chapter 2, I love the expression she gives When Tora and Poppi poke their heads in. She’s like “ did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?”
"hey shellhead" "...hey" The best part is how Zeke accepts the shellhead.
I feel bad for Tora but when i just saw that small clip of Muimui holding the gun i couldn't help it 😭
I finished xenoblade 3, but still I like the narative and story pacing of xenoblade 2
7:51 sentences before disas- GIGA CHAD
If you know, you know
0:18 when does this happen??
I think it's when they save Nia and Dromarch in Chapter 2
Unpopular opinion, but Xenoblade 2 is still my favorite over Xenoblade 3. Not saying Xenoblade 3 is bad or anything. That's just how I feel.
Same brother
Same here. It has its issues, but when you get a run with less of those issues, it kicks all the ass.
It definitely had much better villains.
You're not alone. XC3 was amazing, but I still enjoyed XC2 more.
Having dedicated the past 3 months to beating the trilogy back to back, I can say 2 will go down as my favourite. Then 1 and then 3 probably
I think I need to replay Xenoblade 2…
"I ate her"
PERFECT TIMING
This game is literally Shonen anime and it's great.
Tora was just cleaning vent like good nonsus crewypon!