Matt, at the risk of inflating your ego to unmanageable proportions, you are definitely single handedly beating SEC Shorts this season. *Bows to greatness*😂
You've experienced about a quarter of what it's like being a Nebraska fan. Think of that misery times 30, over a four-year span. Hopefully you guys can get it turned around because I would never want to wish this fate on anybody.
“What if Saban asks nicely?” 😂 As a person from Mississippi, at this point I’d be happy with any SEC team winning the NCAA football championship. Brilliant as always, had to rewatch it.
Matt, you are the emperor of these SEC skits! At a UT fan I completely felt his short single line delivery. How did they lose to that team in the swamp? I do worry about Mizzou this week and of course that other team with a dog mascot the week after. #GBO 🍊 🏈
@@thedreadtyger Refs in the swamp, like always. Have a ref kick the ball on the most important play of the game, the let FL substitute illegally and not call it. We played like crap, but the refs are always there to help out the gators in the swamp.
As a Rutgers student, I would like to point out we were only down five early in the fourth. But yeah, you shouldn’t have placed your hopes on us. Happy to finally make it onto the show though!
Y'all totally had them if you just ran the ball or QB kept it for runs in red zone like Bama... Or at least that's what it felt like and that's exactly what a slightly bigger Offense will try to do to them based on watching y'all's tape. So Y'all did good and other teams should take it from where you left off. Also, the refs acted like the game was at Ohio state NOT your place...they were getting benefit of doubt more than home team and the announcers caught on a couple times at least and complained so that was good too. Sorry for your loss guys
@@amandachilds5290You should share your brilliant insights with the rest of the NCAA. Apparently OSU isn't consistently ranked in the top 5 because they're excellent players...oh no, the refs are just kind to them. 😒
You have one serious chip on that shoulder. My comments were to a Rutgers fan about that one particular game and especially the first half. If you were being honest you know they were in the red zone quite an awful lot and just stalled/made bad decisions as they weren't expecting to be in that position lol AND a couple calls were super questionable and advantageous for Ohio State in that specific game. Honest assessment is the only way to stay top tier and improve...even their own coach gets that and points it out at halftime. Ohio State is consistently top level team but THAT game y'all struggled with a team you shouldn't have. Just facts. Same as we now have some facts that suggest you guys should actually have a better record against Michigan who likely cheated so let's let the NCAA focus on that for now and your conference too, but to act like the refs didn't help that last game when it was tight is just willful denial. Sorry not sorry
@@Cador-sr1ws the best ones involve everyone..I don't remember 2 weeks ago specifically, but I know for this channel and the sec shorts, the best videos are the ones that focus on the entire SEC and not just 1 or 2 teams.
I can't help it, but I've grown very attached to the portrayal of Vandy. Always has a good attitude, no matter what. 🤣🤣 And Ol Miss & the oxygen tank. Brilliant stuff
I kept waiting for the dig at LSU and I was not disappointed. Unlike our defense which has done nothing but disappoint a championship caliber offense all season. I miss you DBU
I don't even particularly like football but I'm addicted to these videos! I only understand about a third of the references and these are still some of the funniest and cleverest videos I've ever seen! #bringbackvandibot
Deion Sanders: *walks in* I don't suppose any of you good ole boys know how to get one of these off? *Points to the rabid Oregon State Beaver latched to his head* SEC: This looks like a job for Florida. Florida: *cracks knuckles* Get me three cases of Monsters, a stick of butter, and a golf club.
Also Florida: I have firsthand experience with post-game recovery from debilitating Beaver wounds. Monsters to wake back up, butter to slip loose and get away, and golf clubs for the off-season to ponder what just happened. 😊
As an Ohio State fan, I have to admit I LOVE your videos 😂 My husband and I look forward to these every single week. If you could just go ahead, quit your day job, and just make these for every conference life would be great! Keep it up! You are one of THE best parts of the internet! ❤ Go Bucks 🙆🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️
As a UGA student and a Matt Mitchell fan, I was really hoping that Missouri would win this past weekend…only to see would Matt would do. For better or worse, the Dawgs still went WOOF but I am *not* disappointed with this sketch! Honestly SEC roll call is way better than SEC shorts.
To be a little more fair, it was Stoops' first SEC West road win. But Stoops has beaten every other SEC East team on the road...except for obviously Georgia
Super hilarious, as always! Loved the Chicken Salad Chick reference. On another note, you should make an entire video on Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr, because despite them both being Carl Karcher enterprises, they are not the same. Good fodder for a video. And the force ghost Coach O was the absolute best! Geaux Tigers!
I grew up in Kentucky, which means football was never high priority (the real sport season starts tonight) but these vids are great and basically the only way I get SEC football news. Can't rely on ESPN for nothin...
I have also been to the Chicken Salad Chick in Madison and as a male I was outnumbered 20 to 1. It was a target rich environment, so I walk out with a date and some mediocre chicken.
He's so damn funny this year. Has truly perfected his craft. In a year when SEC shorts has been surprisingly mid-(atlantic) level it's been fantastic to see the roll call personalities evolve.
@@tanner118 that would be true if Kentucky didn't play Miss State every year. Of all the SEC West teams to beat, Miss State is arguably the easier in recent years
@@RockSmithStudio true but they only play them on the road every other year. Winning a road SEC game is hard no matter who the team is, and you are talking about 1 game a year. Not trying to say either team has been great, but that stat is far from “insane”. Even bad teams play better at home.
Stoops got his first SEC road win in his 3rd year. First (and only) SEC West road win. Davis-Wade has always been a tough place to play, and State has always been a much tougher than out than whatever Arnett had on the field Saturday.
Stoops got his first WEST road win. Kentucky's won at South Carolina, Florida (twice! HA!), Mizzou, Tennessee and Vandy in the Stoops Era, but this was the first SEC West road win.
@Sticks_Studio my hope is you won't be seeing them if Ole Piss, Tucky, Auburn and Tennessee do our jobs. That is a big if thought. I'm just tired of seeing you to fuckers in there year after year. Hopefully at least one of you won't make it.
Subscribe or be haunted by Force Ghost Orgeron Kenobi
Orgeron Kenobi had suddenly come out of nowhere to supplant Charlie Hopkinson's MST3K-style Not Obi-Wan Kenobi as my favorite TH-cam Kenobi.
Ed orgeron is my cousin
He's my spirit animal.@@ace_productionz3284
Orgeron? I thought it was the assistant coach from "the waterboy". O-skee-odo!
Can coach O replace Jimbo pls
Matt, at the risk of inflating your ego to unmanageable proportions, you are definitely single handedly beating SEC Shorts this season. *Bows to greatness*😂
Sec shorts is great but these are good for the cheap comedy.
I think we live in a Country where both can be equally appreciated. There's no need for one to be "Better" in this case
SEC shorts is good but it’s not as good as this. Uncle Lou and Matt are S tier college football TH-cam content
@@jeremylowe2309production value as well. But it is what it is. I relate this to Tom Grossi
SEC shorts hasn't been all that funny this year. Seems like a down year for them.
The Orgeron-era LSU ghost was just the icing on the cake 😂
Right? Cause I live hearing Matt's version of him.
It was so awesome at the game when Bama beat LSU. I loved their dejected little drunk complaints. 😅
Yes! We miss Coach O! Especially his impression of him
I did not expect the ghost of Coach O to show up, well done
"You're the palest thing I've ever seen, and I've been the Chicken Salad Chick in Madison." Greatest line in SEC Roll Call history hands down.
Magnificent
Liberal hub of Alabama
Think he meant Madison Mississippi, considering it was ole miss that said it
And it is pretty pale.
@@donovandowden1272 as someone who has been to the Chicken Salad Chick in Madison, MS, it's a pretty accurate statement.
Writing Darth Mizz out of the storyline will prove to be a poor decision for the NCAA.
But we got force-ghost Coach O!!
The Empire will Strike Back.
Darth mizz was lit as well as force ghost coach O. I wanted to see them in a video together.
But at least now we have Georgia as the Dawgfather 😂
@@Stephie2007YEAH! WOOO! GO DAWGS!
PLease keep Mizzou in the conversation in the future, no matter what. You have created a great character.
This is so good. Darth Mizz coming back as a Force Ghost was just a thing of beauty. Go Dawg Father!!
OMG! Dawg Father was the greatest! 🤣💀
As a lifelong Gamecock fan/trauma survivor, the S.C. content in these is always perfect. I feel seen and validated. Preciate it.
😂 I hear you keeping the Faith as I do Every Year! Go Gamecocks!
Lol painful ain’t it? 😂😂 Go Cocks🤦🏿🤷🏿♂️
As a lifelong gamecock fan I’m going to say our favorite line. Next year is our year, lol.
@@mikeflo6459 Before the season, I thought this would be an up year for the Gamecocks, based on skewering both Clemson and the Voluntards.
@@mikeflo6459 Whatever year is the year, it will be THE YEAR.
A&M fan here… You’re accurate depiction of our situation is equally hilarious as it is painful, well done. Please make it stop.
You first 😂
You've experienced about a quarter of what it's like being a Nebraska fan.
Think of that misery times 30, over a four-year span.
Hopefully you guys can get it turned around because I would never want to wish this fate on anybody.
“What if Saban asks nicely?” 😂 As a person from Mississippi, at this point I’d be happy with any SEC team winning the NCAA football championship. Brilliant as always, had to rewatch it.
Nah... Fuck Saban and Bama. I'd rather Ohio state win 8straight titles.
HOTTY TODDY
I agree with you !!
I see someone’s advocating for the SEC to move to FCS
Go dawgs!
I was not expecting Jedi Cajuns but here we are
Matt, you are the emperor of these SEC skits! At a UT fan I completely felt his short single line delivery. How did they lose to that team in the swamp? I do worry about Mizzou this week and of course that other team with a dog mascot the week after. #GBO 🍊 🏈
wondering exactly the same thing. 🍊
@@thedreadtyger Refs in the swamp, like always. Have a ref kick the ball on the most important play of the game, the let FL substitute illegally and not call it. We played like crap, but the refs are always there to help out the gators in the swamp.
So, you need help from Lane Kiffin too? 😂
Lord help us. #GBO
I look forward to every video from you. You always make me laugh so hard I snort.
As a Rutgers student, I would like to point out we were only down five early in the fourth. But yeah, you shouldn’t have placed your hopes on us.
Happy to finally make it onto the show though!
Y'all totally had them if you just ran the ball or QB kept it for runs in red zone like Bama... Or at least that's what it felt like and that's exactly what a slightly bigger Offense will try to do to them based on watching y'all's tape. So Y'all did good and other teams should take it from where you left off. Also, the refs acted like the game was at Ohio state NOT your place...they were getting benefit of doubt more than home team and the announcers caught on a couple times at least and complained so that was good too. Sorry for your loss guys
We were fine until the Pick Six…
@@amandachilds5290You should share your brilliant insights with the rest of the NCAA. Apparently OSU isn't consistently ranked in the top 5 because they're excellent players...oh no, the refs are just kind to them. 😒
You have one serious chip on that shoulder. My comments were to a Rutgers fan about that one particular game and especially the first half. If you were being honest you know they were in the red zone quite an awful lot and just stalled/made bad decisions as they weren't expecting to be in that position lol AND a couple calls were super questionable and advantageous for Ohio State in that specific game.
Honest assessment is the only way to stay top tier and improve...even their own coach gets that and points it out at halftime.
Ohio State is consistently top level team but THAT game y'all struggled with a team you shouldn't have. Just facts. Same as we now have some facts that suggest you guys should actually have a better record against Michigan who likely cheated so let's let the NCAA focus on that for now and your conference too, but to act like the refs didn't help that last game when it was tight is just willful denial. Sorry not sorry
The only reason Rutgers didn't win is because they had to settle for field goals. The score made the game look far worse than it actually was.
This was probably the best one all year. And that's an accomplishment since you've been killing it with these videos so far!
Way better than the one two weeks ago.
@@Cador-sr1ws the best ones involve everyone..I don't remember 2 weeks ago specifically, but I know for this channel and the sec shorts, the best videos are the ones that focus on the entire SEC and not just 1 or 2 teams.
As a Texas A&M fan, this was spot on. 😂
Love the Cajun at the end. OMG nailed Ole Miss perfectly again. Well, TAMU nailed it too, right in the bells.
That Coach O impression is too good!
Mizzou gave the Dawgs a hell of a fight. TN v MO this weekend should be a good one!
I can't help it, but I've grown very attached to the portrayal of Vandy. Always has a good attitude, no matter what. 🤣🤣 And Ol Miss & the oxygen tank. Brilliant stuff
We've been through about four bottles so far this season, and we'll go through about 5 Saturday.
I kept waiting for the dig at LSU and I was not disappointed. Unlike our defense which has done nothing but disappoint a championship caliber offense all season. I miss you DBU
"Help me Ole Miss... you're my only hope!"😂😂😂😂😂
HOTTY TODDY
Kiffen is not the coach to put your faith in...
@@nathancook2852he’s exactly the coach you want in this situation.
@nathancook2852 it's worked pretty well so far.
Called it. Seeing Kiffen on the sideline with that deer in the headlights look is priceless!
I don't want to hear Texas ATM complain about close losses - Signed an Arkansas fan.
a$M 🤣🤣🤣 is a joke
Amen brother Hog!
Cajun Yoda was not something I expected, but it's absolutely beautiful
Thank you so much for the happiness you bring to me each week ❤😂!
I don't even particularly like football but I'm addicted to these videos! I only understand about a third of the references and these are still some of the funniest and cleverest videos I've ever seen! #bringbackvandibot
Timeless...Happy for Coach Pitman & Arky.
That Auburn Social Media Dept. laptop "Not for use by Coach Freeze" made my day.😂😂
If, big if, Ole Miss wins this weekend, SEC Roll Call will hit like crack.
HOTTY TODDY, OLE Miss Rebels coming to play.😁
They won’t because the Dawgfather has put a hit (or two, or twenty) out on the rebels. Go Dawgs!!
@@geebeeinga sic 'em!
Deion Sanders: *walks in* I don't suppose any of you good ole boys know how to get one of these off? *Points to the rabid Oregon State Beaver latched to his head*
SEC: This looks like a job for Florida.
Florida: *cracks knuckles* Get me three cases of Monsters, a stick of butter, and a golf club.
Also Florida: I have firsthand experience with post-game recovery from debilitating Beaver wounds.
Monsters to wake back up, butter to slip loose and get away, and golf clubs for the off-season to ponder what just happened. 😊
Probably the most unhinged episode of the year so far and I'm here for it
Thanks Matt for making these videos every week. Also my gameockcs have me just about ready to switch to Clemson😂. Just kidding. Would never
JSU alum and attendee of Saturday’s cock bowl. I saw Clemson people at the game! Y’all allow that?
@@jlyo1991 No. They sneak in some times. By the way y’all were loud as hell. I was there too. Y’all played great
The only good thing Clemson has done is defeat Notre Dame and lose
@@BDWbomb920 How could you even joke about becoming a tater?!
@@paladin181 When we barley beat Jack Star
Thanks! for all your niches that you are fulfilling.
All I can say is I wish they were longer, and Go Dawgs!
The dogfathers next victim ole miss 😂😂😂😂😂
You coming to my house the week I clinch the East 🤣
HOTTY TODDY, were coming 😁
@@timskelton4958 Dawgs ain't loosing to that little pipsqueak Kiffen.
@@nathancook2852expect the unexpected with Kiffin. Ask A&M and I’m not talking about the win.
@@nathancook2852 hope you don't eat your words, The lasts time OLE Miss played Georgia we won 35-14 hope you don't underestimated us.😁 HOTTY TODDY 😁
As an Ohio State fan, I have to admit I LOVE your videos 😂 My husband and I look forward to these every single week. If you could just go ahead, quit your day job, and just make these for every conference life would be great! Keep it up! You are one of THE best parts of the internet! ❤
Go Bucks 🙆🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️
"Kiss the Rings" 😂
Also, my screen is now sticky with Dr. Pepper from that ending. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You nailed Texas A&M! Don't know whether to laugh or cry! :)
You sir, deserve a medal!
As a UGA student and a Matt Mitchell fan, I was really hoping that Missouri would win this past weekend…only to see would Matt would do. For better or worse, the Dawgs still went WOOF but I am *not* disappointed with this sketch! Honestly SEC roll call is way better than SEC shorts.
You should be expelled
Hope you don't graduate, and transfer to Georgia Southern.
A&M’s rant about close losses sounded real familiar to this Razorback fan. Glad to have the win in Gainesville!
Didn't it, though? We have FIVE losses by a touchdown or less. But that win in Gainesville WAS sweet.
WPS
Could you teach the Vols how to pull that off? Thanks, hugs and kisses.
3 out of 4 by 1 score. That's cute... real cute..
Edit: I'm glad the Cajun made a guest appearance 😂😂😂
That was Stoops' first road win "in Starkville"; not his first ever road win.
It's Kentucky football. No one cares.
@@DennisCoffman-dd8ok Apparently you do, since you cared enough to comment.
@@shawnlong4039 sounds like dumb Kentucky logic to me. No one cares about Kentucky football except the married cousins in Kentucky.
To be a little more fair, it was Stoops' first SEC West road win. But Stoops has beaten every other SEC East team on the road...except for obviously Georgia
4th most wins in the SEC in the last 5 years... I guess the 12 teams below Kentucky should care.@@DennisCoffman-dd8ok
Super hilarious, as always! Loved the Chicken Salad Chick reference. On another note, you should make an entire video on Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr, because despite them both being Carl Karcher enterprises, they are not the same. Good fodder for a video. And the force ghost Coach O was the absolute best! Geaux Tigers!
Chicken Salad Chick in Madison 😂😂😂 That was so unexpected but on the nail, I haven't laughed that hard in a minute
I died laughing
For us northerners who are starting to hate the b1g, can you please translate?
@@lhm812 Whitest white lady lunch franchise in the whitest suburb of Jackson MS.
there is a reason the SEC is the champions league, us people in the south don't just love football, but are good at it too.
Obi Wan Missouri laying down facts. And the Dawgfather 😂😂
the best part of Monday evenings. definitely good for the laughs
I laughed the hardest at the Dogfather…then the Star Wars reference had me rolling on the floor!
As a Texas a&m fan this was perfect! Lol
I grew up in Kentucky, which means football was never high priority (the real sport season starts tonight) but these vids are great and basically the only way I get SEC football news. Can't rely on ESPN for nothin...
Did not expect a Husker stray in that. Also tell A&M we are the masters at one score losses.
TN to FL: "How did we lose to you?"
That hurt. 😭
#govols
But so accurate! Every week when you see Florida play you just ask yourself "How?!?!?!" LOL
I have also been to the Chicken Salad Chick in Madison and as a male I was outnumbered 20 to 1. It was a target rich environment, so I walk out with a date and some mediocre chicken.
My favorite video every week. Living in Atlanta, not being a Georgia fan, these are spot on!!
Time to bring back tarring and feathering.
OMG, Darth Mizz turned to the light side AND some bonus GeauxTiguh?!
“Fine! I’ll play ‘em in the most depressing game of the year.” 😂😂😂 Oh State we are so ready for this season to be over.
Rutgers play in New Brunswick, New Jersey. But I appreciate the chuckle for how you said Piscataway.
Love LSU speaking gibberish 😂😂
That's because they got hit one too many times by BAMA last Saturday. Roll Tide Roll!!!
I am now convinced that every sketch this season has been leading up to Matt getting to do his Coach O impression again.
Nah, sha, dat ain't jibberish, dat's just how we talk down in the bayous. Geaux Tigahs!
@@cynthiarafferty7662💩🤣🤣🤣
Whaddya mean? I understood everything he said perfectly 😂 💜💛
RIP Darth Mizz
October 2023 - November 2023
He'll be back one day
By far one of the best! Love the DawgFather...
That was awesome! 😂😂😂 Go Dawgs! 🏆🏆👊🏼
As a Florida fan....I felt that 😢
As a Tennessee fan, so did I ;)
As a Tennessee fan there have been many Novembers where we questioned how we lose to Florida yearly
"I never want to hear those CBS announcers again"- The Dawg Father speaks #TRUTH
Talking sport congratulations to the Texas Rangers on their win.
Took a lot of the sting out of the Gators loss for me.
Went to (UT) Texas. Lived in Baton Rouge four several years. I cried during that last part..... Matt nailed it. Again....
He's so damn funny this year. Has truly perfected his craft. In a year when SEC shorts has been surprisingly mid-(atlantic) level it's been fantastic to see the roll call personalities evolve.
I enjoy these but way below SEC shorts who brought the heat and funny to this weeks classic episode.
With every Florida loss, Tennessee fans keep asking that exact question.
🤣🤣🤣
And every Gator ponders the same thing lol
Right?! Grr...
HOTTY TODDY, OLE Miss 😁 now I need some oxygen 🤣
Mizzou to lsu the cleanest transition of a ghost
I just opened TH-cam to look for this video when I got the notification that it was out 😂
These are genius. Literally every line is a zinger to some event or something that’s been said. Gold Matt. Gold.
Man I was hopin to see that completed villain arc for Darth Mizz. Can’t do it without the win tho😭
We tried
Exactly
I SO needed this! Thank you, Matt! ❤❤
1:34 I'm pretty sure you meant this was Mark Stoop's first SEC WEST Road Win, which is still insane considering he's been there for over 10 years
One could also say it's a reflection of how strong the West has been the last decade. But yes, that fact was hard to wrap my mind around!
Well, they only play 1 road SEC West team a year. So it isn’t that hard to believe. 🤷♂️
@@tanner118 that would be true if Kentucky didn't play Miss State every year. Of all the SEC West teams to beat, Miss State is arguably the easier in recent years
@@RockSmithStudio true but they only play them on the road every other year. Winning a road SEC game is hard no matter who the team is, and you are talking about 1 game a year. Not trying to say either team has been great, but that stat is far from “insane”. Even bad teams play better at home.
Great job Matt!! Another fabulous SEC roll call !!
Stoops got his first SEC road win in his 3rd year. First (and only) SEC West road win. Davis-Wade has always been a tough place to play, and State has always been a much tougher than out than whatever Arnett had on the field Saturday.
Texas: (stumbles in on a ventilator)
SEC: Get out of here, Texas, you're not on the healthcare plan until July!
Thank you Matt. You make a crushing loss hurt a little bit less 💜💛
“Us? Who’s us?”
I literally just spat ice cream all over my living room when LSU showed up, someone get this man on SNL
“What if Saban asks nicely…” That was hilarious…RTR.
As an Oklahoma state fan, I'm glad Bedlam was even subtly mentioned 😂 GO POKES!
Same, absolutely here for it!
I wish they would keep bedlam
Stoops got his first WEST road win. Kentucky's won at South Carolina, Florida (twice! HA!), Mizzou, Tennessee and Vandy in the Stoops Era, but this was the first SEC West road win.
Finally, a year the SEC is not overrated. Although Notre Dame still is.
GO DAWGS!!!
Oh, Bama's coming not to kiss that ring, but place it back on its rightful owner.
I miss Coach O 😂
This man Matt is amazing at this! 😂 the accuracy is on point. Love it Matt!! Keep on killin it 🔥
Aggie’s asked for Duke’s on their Freddy Burger and got Miracle Whip instead
Poor Kentucky. They try, they try.😢
Sweet fancy Moses this one is an instant classic.
as an arkansas fan i'm very happy
Matt....man... you are the best.
I hate to say it, but Bama is peaking at the right time.
We haven’t peaked yet this season. Repeat of 2015 (called it as of week 3)
Just in time to get that ass whipped in Atlanta, GO DAWGS!!!
@Sticks_Studio my hope is you won't be seeing them if Ole Piss, Tucky, Auburn and Tennessee do our jobs. That is a big if thought. I'm just tired of seeing you to fuckers in there year after year. Hopefully at least one of you won't make it.
@@Sticks_Studioah yes blind confidence as a Bama fan I’ve been there before. Remember 7-2 I think, the 7 maybe more.
@@Screewup69 best game as always, looking forward to it, Kirby’s got to beat saban again to really show the goats reign is over!
I love Matt more than SEC shorts because he gives every team a chance in the spotlight
Since I subscribed to your channel last year I love these. Mainly how hilarious they get when how well out Dawgs do. LOL!
You are truly a talent my friend!
Kenny G is a Man! He's a great guy, was an awesome backup QB that kept our 2012 undefeated season going and a players coach!
I did not have Darth Mizz recruiting LSU to the dark side on my bingo card.