Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.
I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.
The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.
All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.
11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best
Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type. Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣
The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species.. hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh
Who wants a hyper cut of all the times Jared absolutely munched down some raw veggies?! It’s gotta be a lot by this point LOL 😂
People will vomit with rage if they wait a month for the next upload and just get Jared M U N C H I N G 💯💀🥕
I think that's a requirement, at this point, LMAO
I'd be more upset if you didn't share it
That time he munched on a whole cucumber 😂
Do you by chance have an email I could contact about a potential interview?! Sent it to the Yahoo but it dind't work! :)
Someone needs to turn Jared’s obsession with vegetables into lore
Djentables
@@alexbautista1819Djentytales
we finally found out what he Dines on
congrats on the marriage Austin
Wait, he's married now? That's awesome
this is still some of my favorite content on youtube. Like watching two buds have an awesome conversation, except theyre ignoring me :(
💜💜💜
That chest hair book kinda had the energy of: You either die a twink or you live long enough to see yourself become the bear
“The well of forgotten dog balls”
What a thing to say 😂
18:49 Jared just completely ignoring Austin talking about Rainbow Brown is hilarious
Austin broke the 4th wall to show us how upset he was lmfaooo
10:30 Austin manifesting chest hair 🤣🤣 “I wasn’t ready!!!”
I have the crap taxidermy book 😂. It teaches you how to mount a crappy mouse.
It's always great to get a dickey dines video after a long day at work.
The cutoff during the Idris Elba story had to have been deliberate, and it was great.
That Lewis Grizzard book sounds like it could've been the title for a mid-2000's metalcore song 😂
🤣 Holy shit that was a LOT. A lot of those hurt.
Also that is so awesome, congrats to Austin getting married! 🙂
C’mon, how could you not make a “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” reference when you got to the beaver book? That song’s a classic!
13:18 that noise 🤣
man i’m over here strokin and shi and this noti shows up made me bust instantly
Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.
I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.
I always get so excited whenever I see a DickeyDines notification pop up on my phone!
Congrats on the wedding, Austin! 🎉🎉
I would totally read "The well of forgotten dog balls"
I should not have put mouthwash in before watching this episode 🤣🤣🤣 I’m only 4 minutes in and I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol nerves go brrrrrrr
I like how the skeleton in the corner looks like he just wants to be included
I literally just joined a bad taxidermy page on Facebook yesterday.
the book at 13:20 is some next level gaslighting 💀
Dude, Jack Douglas is a legend, he makes such weird comedy books that just grab your attention.
The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.
A day with a DickeyDines upload is a good day.
I love this style of video 😂 y'all gotta bring back the Wish shit, it's been a minute
Funny sh!t boys gotta definitely do more of these! 🤘💯
Jared's veggie obsession may be as big as Berried Alives berry obsession😅
Brenda’s got herself a big brown beaver….
AND Elvis’s taste in food sums up his taste in women.
All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.
Since TV is full of Crime investigation things my fantasy can only go into that way xD
11:58 was hilarious 😂
Fuckin scout master mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@murdermittens2281I couldn't stop laughing for so long 😂
Always love a new dickeydines video 👍
11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best
0:51 as a struggling self-published author for the past 14 years, this was soul-crushing to hear. but kinda true.
Now I’m waiting for the djent god book with three hundred pages of 0-000-00-0-000-00-0
This needs to happen. 10/10 gift idea
Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type.
Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣
“Why’s the FROG look so stoked?” 😂
I want you to know that "the well of forgotten dog balls" made me choke on my own spit
I totally forgot about this channel glad to see a new vid
New Dickey dines new Dickey dines. The best days of my life are when we get new Dickey dines
16:36 it should be called "41 Other Sad Chairs" cuz they gave away 9 on the cover.
DickeyDonkle show is here and I'm happy
I love these videos the most I think (Ex: Reacting to album covers), do more!
11:45 I legit said "oh noooo" out loud at the same time as Austin.
3:25 that taxidermy fox looks like it was on shrooms there.
I actually own a Elvis themed cookbook but not that specific one 😂
I wish they would do more card games, and asking viewers
Goddammit Barbra.
Alright I'll go get the brushaxe, rake and wheelbarrow.
I own Crap Taxidermy! One of the funniest books I've ever read
I don't think anyone has ever made me want to eat a carrot before, good job
If that Djent God book existed I'd for sure buy it. But instead of only having zeroes, the entire thing should be written in morse code 🙌
The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
This was fucktastical (fucking fantastic and magical) 💖 more please👏
this is PERFECT for my birthday
Crap taxidermy has a FB group or they used to. Its wild. 🤣
Freebase is one of the safe words 😂😂🤣
dang i was just watching yalls card game videos. this is quite convenient.
The comment about the frog made me laugh way too hard
15:44 is basically the book version of the "please do not the cat" meme
When Austin just goes quiet and looks confused. . You know that's a fucked up book .
Where is Jared's book? Jarrod Alonge has one out.... it's time to catch up lol
🤣 thats actually a real book?! on how to behave in social situations lol I know a whole muncipal district in a tiny europran country that once was ruled by Germany, that need that book in their life!! They are the worlds socially inept town, bless them theyre also not the most switched on I fear for thw human species..
hahahaha crap taxidermy. But going back to 1st book. Is it written by an American author? Just out of curiousity/interest.. They joys of social norms and cultural differences. Right.. available on amazon 😁💖 thanks for making me laugh
Bro, this one had me fucked up 😂
Another great vid! And you 2 looking Hella good!!!
16:36 the chair on the top right looks so sad, he must be very tired
I want to see Austin read some of these books on a Video. On a big chair in front of a fire wearing a suit or some shit
LETS GO!!! A NEW VIDEO FROM THE DANKEY DOOKEY SHOW!!!!
Unexpected gifts!!...?!
Lmao “Have at the” that killed me
damnit barbra! get to it!
..what do they do with said... Dog balls?? 😂
The peircer in my town has thr taxidermy one
Where is the book Jared?
13:19 surfers mating call
*eats a ton of veggies*
*washes it down with carbonated synthia sugar fermented moldy fetus bioengineered corn syrup*
Oooo my gawd! Oh, hi guys.
you rock gents
Coulda sworn it was spelled DickeyDains
Instead of Cocaine Bear... Drunk and Stoned Bear...
"I'm not that into catholic community" Biggest understatement ever
Ok so the farm book actually makes sense lol
quick... get a copy of *scoutmaster Mike chronicles* now !!!
the lesbiana’s guide is actually a pretty good ya fiction novel
Goodbye testicles; An idiot's guide to Dogeball
Lol never dull moment haha
Wow there is unicorn poop I located one day😮 and.i was like really rainbow poop actually exists
3:20 Definitely not Chuck Testa.
yes
*REDUCED TO MERP*
🤣
austin dickey is my god
These people know stuff😂.
I love the duckeyblim❤
Idk what this means:(
i read the last book as a kid…
Why is Mommy moaning?"
I guess she doesn't read.
Lol men who hate women is the Swedish title for the girl with the dragon tattoo
Wait, actually? Jeez
Come to Brazil 🇻🇺