The fact that you guys have started uploading frequently again really makes me so so happy. You guys were a big part of me getting into metalcore, deathcore and deathmetal like 4-5 years ago and now I’m the vocalist of a metallic hardcore band, so I owe you guys a lot. Glad to see you 2 seemingly happy and healthy 🤙
Thank you so much for still hanging out! We love this channel, it’s so refreshing to grind on solo content then have fun with DickeyDines! Y’all are awesome! 💜💜💜
@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 we’re called Set The Bar Low and we have an EP out on Spotify, an Instagram and a TH-cam channel tho we have yet to really post anything on there.
The first pair of lyrics you reviewed is The Bloodhound Gang "A Lap dance is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying" Hysterical song. Highly worth checking out 😂
Surprised Meshuggah - Erroneous Manipulation wasn't here with it's incorrect lyrics, haha. Here's an excerpt: "An inwrought irksome rabbit is washing my stomach. I can't stop thinking about my tonsils". 😂
I saw a video on one part in Rational Gaze. Ima assume you already know the og lyrics, so I’ll just tell ya what the vid said. “I like juice. Give me your juice. Filtered vitamin substance.” I can’t unhear it now lol
The "gargle my mayo" was actually invented in the movie "The pick of destiny" from Tenacious D, JB says this to Kyle in the final battle against the devil
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades was written as it was a term used back in the Vietnam war when the soldiers where being shelled and fired upon. Basically was a term for being shell shocked
I have a good one too by Mötley Crüe and it’s from "All in the name of" here goes the lyrics : She's only fifteen, she's the reason The reason that I can't sleep You say illegal I say, legal's never been my scene, oh yeah I try like hell but I'm out of control
@@wolfsbane1991 well to be real His vocals or on part with those he had in the 80s. Even more his albums are more and more elaborate on the "story" side. Back in '19 I saw him live and by god one of the best show I ever saw.
Between my old channel and this one I’ve been a day one subscriber and I’ve loved the uptick in uploads. You guys helped me laugh while living through some of the toughest times I’ve been through. Thanks guys.
for the Springsteen one he is referring to a sugar daddy. if u watch the video he is a mechanic and the hot girl drops off her fancy car and he fantasies about her until he drops the car off and sees her fancy home with her husband and just drops the keys off and leaves
For the Love Dump lyrics, Static-X did actually write that with comedy in mind. The song is about taking a poop after being constipated from cocaine. He’s singing about how good it feels to take that poop. Funny enough, not their only song about poop.
It refers to shell shock. Basically after WW I some soldiers were so traumatized that they developed somthing called shell shock. They'd shake uncontrollably often described as "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Goddammit, when the “heinous gore snake” lyrics came up it made me never want to sit on the toilet again. Problem is I’m dealing with a wicked stomach virus and have the squirts. Someone help me, please…
One I think is funny is From Coheed and Cambria's song The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica Court, he says, "If I've got it all, then what does do," which is grammatically silly. It's not like a gross or molestery lyric, just oddly worded. Kinda derpy.
I’m sadly a grammar nazi and in the song Young Folks dude says “hours seems to disappear” instead of “hours seem to disappear” and I can never unhear it.
for me the weirdest lyrics i have heard are "i am a world therefore i am a man. i was a creature before i could stand, i will remember before i forget, before i forget that." before i forget-slipknot
You know, I just started writing lyrics for my songs, and I was feeling insecure about them… thanks guys, this video made me feel good about my lyrics 😂😂😂
Mudvayne - Forget To Remember, great song but sounds like a dude trying to forget getting surprise butt stuff done. "I feel it on the inside Twisting and contorting Memory has shaped me once again Still feel you on the inside Biting through and stinging Will I ever forget to remember?"
I think the context of the Springsteen song isn’t as bad as it sounds in isolation. I’m pretty sure the narrator of I’m on Fire is also a teenager, or it’s him reminiscing on old flames.
I'm 90% sure the "daddy" in the song is just the girl's current bf. Since the two of them have an implied sexual relationship ("can he do to you the things that I do"). That sort of language was more common in the 80s before we all collectively realized it was weird and stopped using it.
The chorus from that nirvana song goes "Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I pee. Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I see" and I can't shake that song from my memory. Aside from the lyrical content, its actually kind of a good song
I mean, y'all are right about older rockstars writing songs about underage girls, and having inappropriate relationships with them. But, the excerpt of the Bruce Springsteen song y'all read is from "I'm on Fire." Which is about an affair or wanting to have an affair with a married woman. I'm pretty sure Bruce Springsteen's generation used slang like "little girl" the same way rappers use "Shawty" they're just describing an attractive woman. Not a literal short or underage woman. And "Daddy" refers to the woman's husband. The plot of the song is told in the music video. Not defending pedophilia by the way. I just think the lyrics needed context.
Dude wha- so the "I got a bad desire" part, they got that out of context too? "Daddy left you home all alone?" Like just why write these lyrics at all? I'm not sure context really helps, it still sounds fucking bad in context.
Considering that it's Bruce Springsteen I want to believe that he wrote that song as a joke to TRY and creep people out and get them to keep an eye on their kids or something. It wouldn't be the only time that he wrote a song that has the opposite message than most people think. Look up the real message of Born in the USA, for example. I might be too optimistic here too, but I'm just saying that's a very Springsteen thing to do.
The worst ever really is a song that even the singer admitted is about getting high and bragging about having sex with a 10 year runaway girl that had become a prostitute in New York; the song is called "Hot Child in the City" by Nick Glider.
Factor in that it's from the perspective of a baby and all it is, is a little bit zany, something not a lot of other people might think of writing and it really ain't all that nuts
@@LouisWinthorpe622 Yeah. Context definitely helps with that song. I mean who the f@&k writes a song in the perspective of a baby and then call the song "Zombie Eaters"? It is not as nuts as it is being presented in the video, but it is quite strange.
@@ianmcpeck424 Strange, yes, to some. If it means that to someone, I wouldn't contest that. But one person's 'strange' might be another person's 'original' might be another person's 'progressive' might be another person's 'interesting' might be another person's 'zany' or 'funny'. It really ain't to biggie to me. Those are the lyrics. I don't really much care. I greatly appreciate their music. There's always been people out there trying to be way more oddball than Faith No More. Frank Zappa, for one. Then there are people like Unknown Hinson with 'I Ain't Afraid Of Your Husband Baby' who I find really funny ("He don't scare me none.. And he sure don't scare my gun...").
Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight I've got a palace full of fantasy Ready made just for you and me Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride I got a one way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one way ticket So come along and don't be shy Close the curtains and turn out the lights Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right A little secret just for you and me, oh baby I've got the kind of toys you've never seen Manmade and a bit obscene Little angel come and sit upon my knee -Ozzy Osbourne Mr.Tinkertrain. Probably some of the most sus lyrics Ozzy ever came up with
I don't think Ozzy wrote them. Ozzy can't write for shit, and Mr Tinkertrain isn't a technically bad lyric. At least it's to good to be penned by Ozzy. It's extremely tasteless though, making a song about a child molestor without any other purpose than cheap entertainment. I used to dig this song, but after meeting several victims, I just put it in my mental scrapyard. Yuch.
The red chord- responsibles "don't make me take off my pants, give me a cigarette, I'm having a heart attack, WHERE'S MY FUCKING BARBECUE, I know you have it"
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6:19 Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones is also a little weird for this "I see the girls walk by Dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head Until my darkness goes" not as bad but still like uhhhhhhhhhh what you mean by girls there bud? The weirder part for me is that Call Of Duty loves using it for their commercials.
12:10 You didn't reveal that it was Faith No More. Factor in that the lyrics are from the point of view of being A BABY, then 'innocent and disabled' (i.e. unable to walk or do much of anything at that stage) and 'wipe my butt and piss me' begin to make total sense. Context, dear boys: CONTEXT. As opposed to being quoted out of it.
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades refers to shell shock. Basically after WW I some soldiers were so traumatized that they developed something called shell shock. They'd shake uncontrollably often described as "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Just started the vid - but whenever I think of the worst lyrics, I always come back to the pre-chorus for Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach "I drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when I don't even need to I never look back 'cause I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder"
Ubalt never disappoint keep them coming Austin and Dicky we love what you guys do you guys are awesome you guys never cease to amaze me just keep it coming
man I love it when Austin says some weird shit and Jared just dies of laughter.
Nothing beats the most unimaginative line in music.
"She had a big booty, so I call her big booty"
-2chainz.
2chainz lyrics are pretty bad.
my personal favorite nonsensical 2chainz lyric is
“rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, i dive in her cervix”
@@captaincannabis3321 I wouldn’t look at rap lyrics the same as other lyrics but that’s just my opinion
@@himbokoopa imagine this at a memorial day
“I’m in the kitchen, not anymore!”
The fact that you guys have started uploading frequently again really makes me so so happy. You guys were a big part of me getting into metalcore, deathcore and deathmetal like 4-5 years ago and now I’m the vocalist of a metallic hardcore band, so I owe you guys a lot. Glad to see you 2 seemingly happy and healthy 🤙
Thank you so much for still hanging out! We love this channel, it’s so refreshing to grind on solo content then have fun with DickeyDines! Y’all are awesome! 💜💜💜
What's your band called? Do you post on TH-cam or anywhere?
@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 we’re called Set The Bar Low and we have an EP out on Spotify, an Instagram and a TH-cam channel tho we have yet to really post anything on there.
The first pair of lyrics you reviewed is The Bloodhound Gang "A Lap dance is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying" Hysterical song. Highly worth checking out 😂
I was wondering about that since he didn't say the name/artist on that one. That was surreal. 🤢
I was just coming down here to say that. I love that song.
Yea 🤘🏽
i find it quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
her name was russel
"Elvis walked so Dahvie Vanity could run" AUSTIN SIR, ABSOLUTE GOLD 🤣
Surprised Meshuggah - Erroneous Manipulation wasn't here with it's incorrect lyrics, haha. Here's an excerpt: "An inwrought irksome rabbit is washing my stomach. I can't stop thinking about my tonsils". 😂
I saw a video on one part in Rational Gaze. Ima assume you already know the og lyrics, so I’ll just tell ya what the vid said. “I like juice. Give me your juice. Filtered vitamin substance.” I can’t unhear it now lol
@@jaylong5391 I like the misheard lyrics for New Millennium Cyanide Christ too
You think they were incorrect dawg but he was completely serious, he needed to be rushed to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.
Bro, what?
jens is an icon bro
The "gargle my mayo" was actually invented in the movie "The pick of destiny" from Tenacious D, JB says this to Kyle in the final battle against the devil
Leave it to Mr. White to have the mayo degree haha
"he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise - unless we bust a massive monster mamajam." 😂
He says “you’re gonna gargle mayonnaise”
@@TheDickeyDinesShow 😅
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise (noOoO)
That King Diamond G Spot had me dying Broski’s!
@11:50 that’s faith no more - zombie eaters.. and it’s one of my favorite songs from them!
The "the wipe my butt and piss me" line is from Zombie Eaters by Faith No More. Knowing those guys, it shouldn't surprise anyone lol
That dude missed the opportunity of putting the lyrics of " Edge of The World ".
Now THOSE are some lyrics lmao.
I recognised the lyrics as soon as I saw them, but couldn't think of the song! Kinda embarrassing as I have the album...
Suprised they didn't recognise it
A whole lotta things written or sung by Mike Patton coulda been here.
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades was written as it was a term used back in the Vietnam war when the soldiers where being shelled and fired upon. Basically was a term for being shell shocked
I was wondering because I was positive I heard that as a lyric in a different song than what they showed
It’s also a line in a Bring Me the Horizon song
"Elvis walked so Dahvie Vanity could run" stop ittttt
I have a good one too by Mötley Crüe and it’s from "All in the name of" here goes the lyrics : She's only fifteen, she's the reason
The reason that I can't sleep
You say illegal
I say, legal's never been my scene, oh yeah
I try like hell but I'm out of control
BRO WHAT hahahaha this is gold 🤣
It's pretty dodgy, lol. And it makes me sad that Mick put a freakin kickass riff on it.
There's a Kid Rock lyric similar to this that's something like "I like them underage, some say that's statutory, I say it's mandatory"
@@j0hnbr0ck It's Kid Rock. Lmao. I ain't at all surprised.
@@WilDBeestMF you just described every Crue song ever made lol
It takes the sting away from "I was a teenage teenager, full of piss and vinegar, life's a mess and school is just for suckers" (Green Day).
Ok but to be fair to King Diamond, Welcome Home is part of a concept album so it’s not really about him and his grandma 😂
King Diamond kicks ass!
That guy is clearly not a real KD fan and neither most of the people who watch this channel, apparently.
@@Joelvete6 That's because most viewers are metal heads and don't really care about some old rock dude who's way past his prime...
@@wolfsbane1991 well to be real
His vocals or on part with those he had in the 80s. Even more his albums are more and more elaborate on the "story" side. Back in '19 I saw him live and by god one of the best show I ever saw.
@@wolfsbane1991 Imagine calling yourself a metalhead and disrespecting King Diamond like that smh
You guys are hysterical! Keep doing what you guys do you bring joy to my jowels 😁❤️
Between my old channel and this one I’ve been a day one subscriber and I’ve loved the uptick in uploads. You guys helped me laugh while living through some of the toughest times I’ve been through. Thanks guys.
for the Springsteen one he is referring to a sugar daddy. if u watch the video he is a mechanic and the hot girl drops off her fancy car and he fantasies about her until he drops the car off and sees her fancy home with her husband and just drops the keys off and leaves
For the Love Dump lyrics, Static-X did actually write that with comedy in mind. The song is about taking a poop after being constipated from cocaine. He’s singing about how good it feels to take that poop. Funny enough, not their only song about poop.
Like "...In A Bag," which has one of my favorite opening riffs of all time.
@@tysonsutton9621 oh yeah, love that song. Took me a while to figure out what it was about, but now that I have, it’s somehow even better
didnt they also have that song where he says his girlfriends shit is like chocolate
@@microdisturbia Yeah, that’s Love Dump. He says “your shit’s like chocolate cake and your ass smells like a rose”
7:29 glad to see Nirvana make the list, you could probably include that whole song
The elvis part. 🎵 "I ain't nothing but a predator" 🎵
Honestly 90% of death metal /core lyrics are pretty questionable 😂
Are we not gonna even mention any Infant Annihilator lyrics? 😂
Came here looking for this comment.
I know I came to this video because I instantly thought of infant annihilator 🤣
“Shaking like a dog, shitting razor blades” is also from Join The Club - Bring Me The Horizon
That's what I first thought of too, they probably got the line from Alkaline Trio.
I was looking for this comment. I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one who caught that 😂
@@TheRCSoldier maybe, I never heard that line until BMTH said it haha
@@lilyy7413 I was immediately thinking it and then they said something else and I was like oh…. That’s not right 😂
It refers to shell shock. Basically after WW I some soldiers were so traumatized that they developed somthing called shell shock. They'd shake uncontrollably often described as "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
At 11:50 is Zombie eaters, by Faith no more... b4 your time, guys? Just kidding, love the content 🤘
I’ve been having an intensely awful day but watching you two had me screaming with laughter. Thanks for being a bright spot :)
“What does piss me mean?”- Austin Dickey 2022
Dude's gonna end up with that on his headstone..
Everybody gangster till Austin starts growling
Honestly, you can’t talk about weird lyrics without including the Bloodhound Gang at some point
Feel like it’s worth noting the band that wrote the song about the snake in the toilet is named Cumbeast.
I don’t really know what else I expected.
I love this channel still maintains the same energy Jared had when he started his channel just dudes having fun with music stuff
14:20 "Your shit's like chocolate cake..."
Jared literally several years ago: "pop-tarts are my shit!"
11:50 was Zombie Eaters by Faith No More
Goddammit, when the “heinous gore snake” lyrics came up it made me never want to sit on the toilet again. Problem is I’m dealing with a wicked stomach virus and have the squirts. Someone help me, please…
Did you write a song about it?
One I think is funny is From Coheed and Cambria's song The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica Court, he says, "If I've got it all, then what does do," which is grammatically silly. It's not like a gross or molestery lyric, just oddly worded. Kinda derpy.
That whole album has a lot of weirdly worded lines but that one is up there lmao
"Yeah well you say a lot of things and how does that work, you're a bicycle." ~ Coheed and cambria, Ten Speed of God's Blood and Burial
@@dxm028 well it is about an insane author who’s simping for his own waifu
8:31 The song is "Analconda" by Cumbeast.
No. Seriously.
I’m sadly a grammar nazi and in the song Young Folks dude says “hours seems to disappear” instead of “hours seem to disappear” and I can never unhear it.
Can we just get a video of Austin and Jared going to a slam poetry night and have them read these lyrics on stage. PLEASE, PLEASE make this happen
to be fair Dahvie was the messed up member of botdf thats part of the reason Jay left and also accused Dahvie of abusing him in some pretty bad ways
Farted on my wallet call that gas money
for me the weirdest lyrics i have heard are "i am a world therefore i am a man. i was a creature before i could stand, i will remember before i forget, before i forget that." before i forget-slipknot
I don't find these lyrics to be that weird or even weird at all, specially considering some other slipknot lyrics...
@@copolar yeah i just only figured out what
the first part meant
You know, I just started writing lyrics for my songs, and I was feeling insecure about them… thanks guys, this video made me feel good about my lyrics 😂😂😂
One of my favorites will always be “a seven dollar toll will get me in her hole” stay out of my dreams by type o negative
"But it's King Diamond so he went, 'aaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH'" 🤣
Mudvayne - Forget To Remember, great song but sounds like a dude trying to forget getting surprise butt stuff done.
"I feel it on the inside
Twisting and contorting
Memory has shaped me once again
Still feel you on the inside
Biting through and stinging
Will I ever forget to remember?"
The moan in Welcome Home by King Diamond is one of the only parts where he doesn't screech lol
I think I've watched a couple hundred videos in the 2ish months I've known about your channel, you dudes are epic.
I think the context of the Springsteen song isn’t as bad as it sounds in isolation. I’m pretty sure the narrator of I’m on Fire is also a teenager, or it’s him reminiscing on old flames.
I'm 90% sure the "daddy" in the song is just the girl's current bf. Since the two of them have an implied sexual relationship ("can he do to you the things that I do"). That sort of language was more common in the 80s before we all collectively realized it was weird and stopped using it.
As a Juggalo, it cracked me THE FUCK UP, when Austin was like “Is this some Juggalo shit?” 😂😂😂
"Shake it like a dog, shitting razor blades" is also in join the club from BMTH. As if it happened more than once...
I love you guys I’m so happy to see new vids can y’all play games like “you bet your a**” or maybe bring story gaming back?
The chorus from that nirvana song goes "Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I pee. Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I see" and I can't shake that song from my memory. Aside from the lyrical content, its actually kind of a good song
7:45 what about Floyd The Barber that was on one of their actual albums?
"I die smothered in Andy's butt!" Andy Griffith by the way
Ouuu that's pretty good too, but I just thought it was good for the video🤣
10:57 "the only group i know that can sexualize a candy store"
50 Cent:
Sick bro, right before work.
10:21 Unironically, this is the specific part 2 years ago that made me start my new project
To be fair to the Springsteen song, it's not actually about a little girl but yeah, it sounds creepy AF.
I was literally eating hard boiled eggs at the start of this 😭😭😭
6:33 - Not true. She was 22.
Every Country,Black Metal,Death Metal and Industrial Rock Lyrics
12:08 that's Mike Patton's lyrics for a faith no more song. Or was it Mr.Bungle, can't recall
Zombie Eaters yes! Mike Patton has some strange strange lyrics
Zombie eaters ain't even as bad as it gets. Love Patton.
If I remember correctly that song is about the exhaustion of having a child or something like that
Thank you for getting my Dance Gavin Dance comment in there lmao it was too good!!
I mean, y'all are right about older rockstars writing songs about underage girls, and having inappropriate relationships with them.
But, the excerpt of the Bruce Springsteen song y'all read is from "I'm on Fire." Which is about an affair or wanting to have an affair with a married woman.
I'm pretty sure Bruce Springsteen's generation used slang like "little girl" the same way rappers use "Shawty" they're just describing an attractive woman. Not a literal short or underage woman.
And "Daddy" refers to the woman's husband.
The plot of the song is told in the music video.
Not defending pedophilia by the way. I just think the lyrics needed context.
Dude wha- so the "I got a bad desire" part, they got that out of context too? "Daddy left you home all alone?" Like just why write these lyrics at all? I'm not sure context really helps, it still sounds fucking bad in context.
Same as Dwight Yoakam's "Little Sister". Very weird song until you realize he's talking to his ex's sister. Still weird, but slightly less creepy
Considering that it's Bruce Springsteen I want to believe that he wrote that song as a joke to TRY and creep people out and get them to keep an eye on their kids or something. It wouldn't be the only time that he wrote a song that has the opposite message than most people think. Look up the real message of Born in the USA, for example. I might be too optimistic here too, but I'm just saying that's a very Springsteen thing to do.
I'm in another Dickey Dines Video? The heck is this?! Thanks legends!
The Bloodhound Gang are genius. Every songs lyrics are so on point and the size of vocabulary, damn... Epic live too btw.
Priscilla was 22 when she married Elvis. Your thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis who married his 13 year old cousin.
The worst ever really is a song that even the singer admitted is about getting high and bragging about having sex with a 10 year runaway girl that had become a prostitute in New York; the song is called "Hot Child in the City" by Nick Glider.
The song at 11:50 ish is Zombie Eaters by Faith No More. Further solidifying the fact that Mike Patton isn't right in the head. Good song though.
Thank you! I recognized that it was Faith No More, but couldn't place the song.
@@clubracergt1 great song off a great album! Happy to help!
Factor in that it's from the perspective of a baby and all it is, is a little bit zany, something not a lot of other people might think of writing and it really ain't all that nuts
@@LouisWinthorpe622 Yeah. Context definitely helps with that song. I mean who the f@&k writes a song in the perspective of a baby and then call the song "Zombie Eaters"? It is not as nuts as it is being presented in the video, but it is quite strange.
@@ianmcpeck424 Strange, yes, to some. If it means that to someone, I wouldn't contest that. But one person's 'strange' might be another person's 'original' might be another person's 'progressive' might be another person's 'interesting' might be another person's 'zany' or 'funny'.
It really ain't to biggie to me. Those are the lyrics. I don't really much care. I greatly appreciate their music. There's always been people out there trying to be way more oddball than Faith No More. Frank Zappa, for one. Then there are people like Unknown Hinson with 'I Ain't Afraid Of Your Husband Baby' who I find really funny ("He don't scare me none.. And he sure don't scare my gun...").
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT SPRINGSTEEN SONG WAS CREEPY AS HELL!!!
I have the same shirt Jared has and some old guy ask me what it said. I told him and his face was priceless.
Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be all right
A little secret just for you and me, oh baby
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee
-Ozzy Osbourne Mr.Tinkertrain.
Probably some of the most sus lyrics Ozzy ever came up with
I don't think Ozzy wrote them.
Ozzy can't write for shit, and Mr Tinkertrain isn't a technically bad lyric. At least it's to good to be penned by Ozzy.
It's extremely tasteless though, making a song about a child molestor without any other purpose than cheap entertainment.
I used to dig this song, but after meeting several victims, I just put it in my mental scrapyard. Yuch.
"Sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent..."- Jethro Tull "Aqualung"
The red chord- responsibles "don't make me take off my pants, give me a cigarette, I'm having a heart attack, WHERE'S MY FUCKING BARBECUE, I know you have it"
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“Shaking like a dog, shitting razor blades” does sound like a Dance Gavin Dance lyric
6:19 Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones is also a little weird for this "I see the girls walk by Dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head Until my darkness goes" not as bad but still like uhhhhhhhhhh what you mean by girls there bud? The weirder part for me is that Call Of Duty loves using it for their commercials.
12:10 You didn't reveal that it was Faith No More. Factor in that the lyrics are from the point of view of being A BABY, then 'innocent and disabled' (i.e. unable to walk or do much of anything at that stage) and 'wipe my butt and piss me' begin to make total sense.
Context, dear boys: CONTEXT. As opposed to being quoted out of it.
The lyrics at 11:50 is Zombie Eaters by Faith No More. The song is about a baby when you look at all the lyrics
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades refers to shell shock. Basically after WW I some soldiers were so traumatized that they developed something called shell shock. They'd shake uncontrollably often described as "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
This one is just a little funny lyric.
“Looking to turn my piss to wine.”
H. by TOOL
Unfortunately for us, Maynard was never big on sarcasm. He makes wine now. 😅
It's how he makes his wine, didn't ya know?
1st song is " The lap dance is so much better when the strpper is crying." - Bloodhound Gang
Damn that first lyric just burst out the fucking gates, balls OUT
Just started the vid - but whenever I think of the worst lyrics, I always come back to the pre-chorus for Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach
"I drink my drink and I don't even want to
I think my thoughts when I don't even need to
I never look back 'cause I don't even want to
And I don't need to
Because I'm getting away with murder"
That King Diamonds Corspiracy/Them era had some real lyrical geniusness.
the first one was bloodhound gang, "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
Can we make this a series? I love videos like this. But some of those lyrics were pure genius. LOL
Oh fuck how can I survive waiting till I get home from work.
Boom snap clap by “The Irish Front” has some pretty ridiculous lyrics. lol
I was watching this while in the Porta potty at work, & I just experienced full scale splash back from the 2 week old potty water. Yep.
A snake corkscrewing up there for a grip🤣. Hilarious
"Wipe my butt and piss me" lyric is from faith no more- zombie eaters. Everything but the piss part makes sense in the song
*Incoherent gurgling*
"Ayo you going to the studio for that 🤩🔥"
That F-Zero X Big Blue music in the background with all of these is killing me 😆😆😆😆😆
This video made me have a good laugh, these lyrics are funny! Keep up the great content I love it
That alkaline trio one is one of my favorite songs haha
Ubalt never disappoint keep them coming Austin and Dicky we love what you guys do you guys are awesome you guys never cease to amaze me just keep it coming
Finally! A new Dookie Diners show 🤘🏼
This was the best way to start a Monday thanks for the laughs!