/ stonedgremlinproductions www.thecinemasn... / thecinemasnob The Cinema Snob reviews 3 Dev Adam, aka Three Giant Men, aka Turkish Captain America and Santo vs Spider-Man.
As a Turkish person, I learn about old turkish movies more from you than actual Turkish TV Channels. These Turkish movies are almost completely forgotten in our culture.
I don't think any TV stations would show These type of Turkish films. Still doesn't explain how a certain Disney Film (that i don't wanna mention the title because that would start a comment fight) got released Turkey and the UK 3 weeks later than the U.S. (and yes I live in the U.S.. Unfortunately, it's the southern U.S.)
+Kristian Fischer oh yeah, to get videotape to look that shitty, you'd have to pull all the tape out the cassette, stretch it, scrape it with broken glass, wind it back in and shoot.
hey Brad, I just wanna take a moment to thank you for making these videos, they really light up my day. I know there will come a day when you stop making these, but that's okay because it's all about what you've gotta do to make yourself happy. until then, I'll keep watching. Thank you for the funnies!
+SavingThemLost. Your post made me wonder... What if the Cinemasnob, Phelous, AVGN etc. are still around when they reach 80 or something. Imagine how many shitty films Brad would have seen at that point, especially if he was still making Midnight Screenings as well
So we have a movie that takes a beloved superhero and makes him a murderous, torturous psychopath? We finally know where Zack Snyder got his inspiration for Batman from
That's around the time that cloning became more mainstream and commonplace in sci-fi, just as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre became the first noticeable slasher in horror, one year later. However, it wasn't truly embraced until the 90s with films like Multiplicity and more so in the 2000s, with The 6th Day and The Island.
Accually.İn year [2018] some guy tries a make a Ready Player One rip-off,Make the effects second life look like a Crysis,Hired some famous turkish twicth streamers, And fucked up.(Sorry my bad england)
Dear Snob, PLEASE review North Korean Godzilla (Pulgasari)... there are only so many jokes that you could make about Team America and Godzilla's Longhorn Steakhouse hat.
+Aaron Elliott (akaneskiryu) I've check the full movie to hear the ending, but it was not the theme to "Sanford & Son", but quite close, it was just stock music at the end.
Interestingly, due to this Spider-Man having been said to "come from the Far East" and have a tendency to slip into Spanish, we can assume that he's Filipino. (Also, given when this was made, it's possible that he was based off Takuya Yamashiro, not Peter Parker- Takuya being the official Japanese Spider-Man- a result of a bizarre licensing agreement between Toei and Marvel that indirectly led to the creation of the power rangers)
If so, it would explain why the film would show a scene with a newly introduced character (Mrs. Janette), only to forget about them for the rest of the film. She was probably going to be a recurring extra.
Being that this was a Turkish movie, I wonder why they didn't redo Captain America as Captain Turkey? Or better yet. Have Captain America team up with Captain Turkey instead of a representation of Mexican wrestler El Santo.
+Jeffrey Coogan El Santo's pretty popular in Turkey (or he was) to the point that he has a statue. also I'd love to see what Captain turkey looks like he have a mustache for the ages.
I really laughed at the "the sun is mine" joke. xD Also, why the hell does Spiderman's symbol in this movie look like Batman's symbol? And is that just me or do the actors playing Captain America and Santo look a lot like each other?
Brad I dont get why you only have only this many subscribers it should be 10 times this amount your fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work buddy love it .
The drunk hobo could have been an extremely accurate to character Turkish D-Man, who at one point was living in the sewers protecting random rocks he thought were the infinity gems because a voice in his head told him to. I wonder when we can get D-Man in the Avengers films...
The what now? No story arc like that exists There definitely wasn’t a Spider-Man story so bad that the writers were desperate to give it an ending and move on, marvel is smarter than that Ben Reily? Who the fuck is that guy? A cousin or something?
+peter vogt (undreal) There was one song during a strip club scene where they played "Cafe Regio's" by Isaac Hayes, and it was first used in the movie "Shaft" and it was included on the movie soundtrack.This was 1973, two years after "Shaft" came out in 1971.
This reminds me of the Kimmy Schmidt episode where Titus was trying to audition for the sequel to the Spider man musical that had a shit-ton of spider-men.
You cannot go to any convention without this thing being in the bootleg section. I knew it would be bad, but WOW I didn't realize exactly how bad. I got Calluna to do that review of the old 70s Spider-Man show because of Civil War, but I think this was the more appropriate choice. Also, since this was in Turkey, why did Spider-Man say Adios?
So, if Supaidaman is now officially part of the Spiderman-multiverse, does this one count? I honestly don't know anymore, I lost the plot with Marvel when they decided Peter Parker was a clone of himself.
As a Turkish person, I learn about old turkish movies more from you than actual Turkish TV Channels. These Turkish movies are almost completely forgotten in our culture.
+Alp K Maybe thats a good thing lol
+Stringer Bell Of course it is. I meant it in a good way, I love his reviews. :D
I don't think any TV stations would show These type of Turkish films. Still doesn't explain how a certain Disney Film (that i don't wanna mention the title because that would start a comment fight) got released Turkey and the UK 3 weeks later than the U.S. (and yes I live in the U.S.. Unfortunately, it's the southern U.S.)
I mean, Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam will always be remembered
The Southern US will always be better than garbage that is New Jersey.
6:44 Cleary that's Turkish Stan Lee's cameo.
Turkish 70s movies. Shot on film stock made out of actual sandpaper.
+Kristian Fischer Yep. Until they discovered the dynamic clarity of burlap.
+chris wyble But after they got sick of using Papyrus.
+Kristian Fischer I believe the proper terminology is known as "shot on shiteo".
+buckwheat219970 No, this wasn't shot on video but film. Horrible, horrible, horrible film.
+Kristian Fischer oh yeah, to get videotape to look that shitty, you'd have to pull all the tape out the cassette, stretch it, scrape it with broken glass, wind it back in and shoot.
Oh my goodness. Just the idea of spiderman being a crime boss is amazing.
Wilson Fisk would be so proud of him.
Somehow I get the feeling that this turn of events for Peter Parker in his later years was somehow One More Day's fault.
I kinda wish Linkara was along in this review just to make One More Day jokes
I thought that Turkish Spider-Man was one of Peter's clones.
We TRUE fans don't speak about that story line...lmao
@@geoffreysorkin5774 I'll bet The Jackal is responsible for the Turkish clone.
So _Captain America: Civil War_ is a remake after all?
Aynen
Wait, there were multiple Spider-Men? So does that make this the Turkish Clone Saga as well?
Basically, they are like a crime gang wearing spiderman uniforms
He's a hefty Scarlet Spider.
Just more material being setup for the next no way home/into the spiderverse
"Just knock right on the filmstock. Someone will hear you."
Awesome.
+Brandon Roberts It's like poetry. It rhymes.
20 bucks Turkish Thanos is just some dude in a wheelchair asphyxiating...
Ur rude uk
Created for 'modern audiences'.
"The Sun is Mine" should be said in a superhero movie.
hey Brad, I just wanna take a moment to thank you for making these videos, they really light up my day. I know there will come a day when you stop making these, but that's okay because it's all about what you've gotta do to make yourself happy. until then, I'll keep watching. Thank you for the funnies!
+SavingThemLost.
Your post made me wonder... What if the Cinemasnob, Phelous, AVGN etc. are still around when they reach 80 or something. Imagine how many shitty films Brad would have seen at that point, especially if he was still making Midnight Screenings as well
+Assiman I mean AVG has been around for 10 years now
This seems like a film that Jameson would finance to "prove" that Spider-Man is a menace.
What?! No Turkish Stan Lee cameo?! I for one am disappointed.
AT Productions LMFAO
Anastasios Gionis He was playing the guy getting drunk...
Wow its Turkish stan Lee amazin
6:44
RusticBB8 He is Lukashenko, president of Belarus.
Spider-Man clones? Hey the 'Ben Reilly' Spider-Man is in this movie.
So we have a movie that takes a beloved superhero and makes him a murderous, torturous psychopath?
We finally know where Zack Snyder got his inspiration for Batman from
Ohhhh! You just scored big time! Savage af
Or perhaps Bob Kane and Bill Finger's original stories in Detective Comics? Read your superhero history dude.
@@raynwolfsbane2084 Batman became Kid-Friendly when Robin Showed up.
@@conradojavier7547 After eleven month? You really must love this 1939 Batman comics.
This movie subverted my expectations!
Turkish Captain America? Sure, why not.
I wonder if there's a Turkish Sailor Moon?
Turkish anime sounds like it would be so batshit nonsensical that no one could watch it without going insane.
+Brian Moore He could do a cross-over review with Bennet the Sage!
+Zane Seibert For christ's sake, look what Korea does with it. I'd ahve screaming nightmares for years if Turkey tried it...
+Brian Moore What would Turkish Cinema Snob look like?
Noah Sianez Huge eyebrows
The Spider-Man cartoon from the 90s actually had an alternate universe Spider-Man that worked for the Kingpin.
The music in the opening credits is John Barry's music from Diamonds are Forever(1971).
Man, I hope there's turkish Deadpool!
DeepEye1994 nooo deadpool was not creator when turkish movie was made
Turkey, Masters of Cloning since 1973.
That's around the time that cloning became more mainstream and commonplace in sci-fi, just as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre became the first noticeable slasher in horror, one year later. However, it wasn't truly embraced until the 90s with films like Multiplicity and more so in the 2000s, with The 6th Day and The Island.
Accually.İn year [2018] some guy tries a make a Ready Player One rip-off,Make the effects second life look like a Crysis,Hired some famous turkish twicth streamers, And fucked up.(Sorry my bad england)
Ah, Turkish superhero movies, bringing bad fanfictions to life.
Just like Heather Antos, and Kelly Sue DeConnick
"Adios mafia.". Not a bad line actually.
3 Dev Adam vs Batmen must be made. Batman and Captain America team up to stop Spider Man's weird sex mob thing.
Dear Snob, PLEASE review North Korean Godzilla (Pulgasari)... there are only so many jokes that you could make about Team America and Godzilla's Longhorn Steakhouse hat.
+LeviathanSpeaks1469 How about the South Korean (Yonggary)
+LeviathanSpeaks1469 I'll go with South Korea's "Dragon Ball: Ssawora Son Goku, Igyeora Son Goku", otherwise known as "Korean Dragonball".
+Seargent363 why not both?, South Korean Godzilla(yongary) and North Korean (pulgasarin)
I'm just waiting for El Hijo del Santo and Captain America vs. Eddie Guerrero and Art Barr.
But both Eddie & Art Barr are Dead, so enjoy their Clones.
Oh man, that Ed Glaser cameo was amazing. Always good to see that guy every once in a while.
It´s Kalkavan Video
JJJ- "Crime boss Spider-Man? I KNEW IT! HES A MENACE!"
J.J. would've been Captain Adana and El Santo's biggest supporters if he was in the film.
Turkish Spiderman: "With great Turkish power comes great Turkish responsibility"
Ahh, Captain America is finally dealing with all the spiderman clones.
Sooner or later, we all squirt ketchup.
Santo would have been great in Captain America Civil WAR
1216Rockman I read somewhere that Santo was very liked in Turkey, hence his character was thrown in a weird Turkish Marvel ripoff... 😎
Was the music trying really hard not to break into the Sanford and Son theme at the end?
+Aaron Elliott (akaneskiryu) I noticed that too. Maybe they were afraid of being sued for copyright infringement.
+Aaron Elliott (akaneskiryu) I've check the full movie to hear the ending, but it was not the theme to "Sanford & Son", but quite close, it was just stock music at the end.
I lost it when he burst out of the conveniently stacked planks.
Interestingly, due to this Spider-Man having been said to "come from the Far East" and have a tendency to slip into Spanish, we can assume that he's Filipino. (Also, given when this was made, it's possible that he was based off Takuya Yamashiro, not Peter Parker- Takuya being the official Japanese Spider-Man- a result of a bizarre licensing agreement between Toei and Marvel that indirectly led to the creation of the power rangers)
Was this the Pilot for Kick-Ass?
If so, it would explain why the film would show a scene with a newly introduced character (Mrs. Janette), only to forget about them for the rest of the film. She was probably going to be a recurring extra.
would it be funny if j. Jonah Jameson funded this thing?
Did J.J. fund Mrs. Janette's scene? Or the scene where The Spider goes to bed with Nadia?
Being that this was a Turkish movie, I wonder why they didn't redo Captain America as Captain Turkey? Or better yet. Have Captain America team up with Captain Turkey instead of a representation of Mexican wrestler El Santo.
+Jeffrey Coogan El Santo's pretty popular in Turkey (or he was) to the point that he has a statue. also I'd love to see what Captain turkey looks like he have a mustache for the ages.
Дылан Коза DylanGoat Marvel Comics did have a Captain Turkey. But he only appeared one time and was never seen or heard from again.
+Jeffrey Coogan well how about that he kind of reminds me a bit of The Flash, sadly no mustache. thanks for the info
Дылан Коза DylanGoat Any time.
+Jeffrey Coogan We love Captain America too
"Of course he can speak Turkish, he is Turkish" Its nice to get actual subtitles.
We really need a Brad Jones shot-on-shitteo directed comic book/superhero movie, with a Snob cameo. Imagine the awesomeness...
Was the ending music to the movie a turkish disco-fied version of the theme to Sanford and Son?!
I wonder if there's a Turkish Super Fly or Shaft.
I have always wonder how a Turkish movie is made maybe they come from an alternate reality where Zack Snyder is a good director
You can't get anymore Turkish than a Turkish Airlines Product placement.
Thank you Turkey without your movies Cinema Snob wouldn't have a job :P
I really laughed at the "the sun is mine" joke. xD
Also, why the hell does Spiderman's symbol in this movie look like Batman's symbol?
And is that just me or do the actors playing Captain America and Santo look a lot like each other?
maybe this is one of those alternate universe Spiderman
WTF did Spider-Man get possessed by the Carnage Symbiot?
Was that a bit of the Sanford and Son theme music at the end?
This movie actually seems like a lot of fun
The very first attempt at an avengers/captain america movie! It's come a long way hasn't it?
looks like J Johanna Jameson was right spider man is a menace
+Commander of Doom
Johanna Jameson? Never heard of her.
+Kevin Striker sorry typo I meant J Johan Jameson
+Commander of Doom Johan??
+Commander of Doom Jonah.
+Commander of Doom Is that J Jonah Jameson's German cousin?
Brad I dont get why you only have only this many subscribers it should be 10 times this amount your fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work buddy love it .
The avengers references are on point.
That phone sounds as if it is DYING!
The drunk hobo could have been an extremely accurate to character Turkish D-Man, who at one point was living in the sewers protecting random rocks he thought were the infinity gems because a voice in his head told him to.
I wonder when we can get D-Man in the Avengers films...
How is it the Captain America costume HERE of all places looks better than *both* the Reb Brown TV movie/s and 1990 Captain America??? Seriously?!
You should do some more Santo films, even bootleg ones. They're so much fun.
Why does it sound like every time Turkish films come on? They have to sound like James Bond music
3:51 Turkish Charles Bronsin?
Well, it's still better than the real clone saga.
The what now? No story arc like that exists
There definitely wasn’t a Spider-Man story so bad that the writers were desperate to give it an ending and move on, marvel is smarter than that
Ben Reily? Who the fuck is that guy? A cousin or something?
My eyes are starting to hurt from the quality of this thing 😂
Aw I thought he was reviewing that other Turkish classic.
"Green Arrow and Mil Mascaras vs. Batman."
It's sad this hasn't got more views this and enter the ninja are my favourite reviews of yours :)
The Sanford and Son cover song at the end was awesome! Need that on vinyl.
+peter vogt (undreal) There was one song during a strip club scene where they played "Cafe Regio's" by Isaac Hayes, and it was first used in the movie "Shaft" and it was included on the movie soundtrack.This was 1973, two years after "Shaft" came out in 1971.
9:56 considering what Mary Jane was doing with Extremely Harry Osborne in the shower, don't you mean Mary Jane was about to turn into the "goblin"?
Well, that was interesting adaptation of The Clone Saga ;)
Is that Torgo at 4:50?
"This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot!"
You know if Snob reviews a Turkish film, it's bound to be a classic episode.
12:16 Master Tatsu? I believe that's Turkish Kingpin, thank you very much.
14:49 you failed baron zemo
This review is MARVELous, Snob.
this is one of my favorite bad movies of all time, and it can be seen in full on youtube
GREAT REVIEW FOR SUCH A STRANGE MOVIE... TURKISH MOVIES ALWAYS WERE SO FUNNY...
zorro vengador then go watch the bandit şener şen movie
Love the contrast on how we take these movies not seriously and then out of nowhere a brutal death scene happens. Three times in a row.
So Captain Turkey is outsourcing his own work to America.
Spidey Fans: 'Amazing Spider-Man 2' is the worst 'Spider-Man' movie, EVER!
Three Dev Adam: Hold my beer.
"Spider-Man causes carnage"
Nu uh, VENOM causes Carnage. But I guess Spider-Man was responsible for Venom, so I'll give it a pass...
I think that music is from Thunderball?
Whose idea was it to make a film version of the CLone Saga?
So many Snob episodes have included variations on "GODDAMMIT, JUST END!"
I can't get over how funny the music is
So it’s a Clone Saga?
Oddly enough the story in this movie is more fleshed out than BvS.
when are you going to do pumaman
11:10-11:12 Nice to see that Turkish Mr. McFeely got a cameo...
Peter parker is pissed!!
The last scene of the film sounds like they got the soundtrack mixed up with Turkish Sanford and Son.
This reminds me of the Kimmy Schmidt episode where Titus was trying to audition for the sequel to the Spider man musical that had a shit-ton of spider-men.
You cannot go to any convention without this thing being in the bootleg section. I knew it would be bad, but WOW I didn't realize exactly how bad. I got Calluna to do that review of the old 70s Spider-Man show because of Civil War, but I think this was the more appropriate choice.
Also, since this was in Turkey, why did Spider-Man say Adios?
How can you say (at 4.55) that it was Turkish the Flash? It was clearly Turkish Worzel Gummage!
A spider-themed mafia? You sure we're not watching Turkish Hunter X Hunter?
13:24 Turkish Vincent Price as Egghead.
Shaft soundtrack @ 9:08
I love your show. keep up the good work
Why is Turkish El Santo a thing?
Awesome as always!
Maybe what made Spider-Man snap was how they got his costume wrong.
I wonder if there are Turkish adaptations of David Lynch movies.
That's a scary thought.
Turkish Eraserhead. Turkish Wild at Heart. Turkish the Elephant Man. Turkish Dune. Sounds great!
Sony even pressured this director to include too many Spidey subplots. I'm sure you can find Venom in there somewhere.
So, if Supaidaman is now officially part of the Spiderman-multiverse, does this one count? I honestly don't know anymore, I lost the plot with Marvel when they decided Peter Parker was a clone of himself.