Karlach reacts to meeting Astarion Baldur's Gate 3 playlist: • Baldur's Gate 3 What happens if Astarion Bites Karlach What happens if you recruit Wyll before Astarion #baldursgate3
Astarion: "I'll eat your heart!" Karlach: "Really?! Oh by the gods thank you so much!" 42 seconds later Karlach: "Ah...um...yeah, I guess i should have realized that was just a generic threat." Astarion: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A MOLTEN ENGINE FOR A HEART?!"
@@joshuakim5240 I don't think him eating the engine would solve her problem lol She needs a replacement. For now, she'll die if something happens to it (like it would happen to a normal heart).
@@joshuakim5240 and then the sad part comes with a dialogue between them when Astarion wishes he had Karlach's heart so that nobody could touch him against his will again, and she wishes she could exchange hers for his so that she could touch people again.
Idk if the fixes it, but if you disguise self on astarion into someone small, like a gnome, and then talk to him in camp, he stretches himself to his original height during the conversation. Works especially well if you are also short because the camera pans up to follow him and you see him from below sometimes
Yup. It happens too, I got Gale and almost got all the way to Lae’zel before realizing I didn’t explore that side of the beach. Most studios wouldn’t have bothered.
I missed Lae'zel completely in my first run, only found her when some friends showed me in multiplay. And I can see Astarion being missed easily if you take the right instead of the left from that room.
'Or perhaps is it the other way around ?' LMAO Wyll being a tiny little perceptive that quickly uh ? Also, Karlach and Astarion are the definition of 'Chaotic siblings dynamics'
@@yukimasahiko Because he is standing in full daylight. You even have to ask if that is a thing that Spawn can just do... most people would assume he couldn't be what he is and just walking around.
Its a minor detail, but i like the foreshadowing in these lines. Wyll saying he's "all bite and no bark" alludes ro Astarion being a vampire, while his line about eating Karlach's heart has the implicit meaning of irony from her not having one.
Id say its less forshadowing and more just jokes about the characters. 99% of people aren't going to get Wyll and Karlach before Astarion when they first start. They'll probably learn about those characters first so this interaction is just kind of a funny nod to them.
@@Bacxaber - straight up. I ran into the hunter, and came back to camp and was like "so are you a vampire?" and he's all "noooo" and I just really wanted a dialog option to call out that clear bullshit, because the next evening he tried to take a bite, and long story short Astarion is dead now.
You have a knack for showing me things I haven't seen before, but I had the good fortune to discover that bite at the end during combat one time. It killed me; I am now a misty green ball floating in front of my keyboard.
Lol, I didn't expect Wyll's reaction to be so good 🤣 And I saw Karlach one before, it's such a nice play with words! And let me guess... Karlach's clothes... mods?
@@salamanticsAmen salamantics, amen. It's a pity romances between companions weren't available. I'd pair my Karlach with Wyll anytime and maybe Lazel with Shadowheart
The fact that astarion can twist his neck so far that it would surely break and yet be able to speak and function completely normally shows how he's actually an undead vampire. What a remarkable visual storytelling. Also, can we just acknowledge how stupid this scene is? "I am not sure if you are illithids' servants, so I'll call out to you and tell you to attack illithids, so I can attack you while you're distracted!". Yeah, great plan, Astarion.
Larian really thought of everything.Even the most random moments somehow always seem curated to you. The companions are friendly and compassionate to you, everything and everyone is ambiguous and best of all RANDOMNESS cannot stop playing bg3 hopefully larian doesn’t sell out and start selling merch and cosmetic add ons for a price
if they did sell cosmetics with no power gain i would fail to see how that is a problem. or even merch. that i don't get at all. lol. if i like something i will buy it. same reason you would buy a movie poster or tshirt from your fav music band.
damn. larian really did think of *everything* astarion bites karlach and she's not even mad just dumbfounded at how astarion didn't even stop to think how biting the girl who's quite literally hotter than the hells would be a bad idea
This is awesome! I tried to get that dialogue aswell, but even though I had a full party (Lae'zel, Wyll and Karlach) nobody said anything, and I had the same interaction that I would have, if I visited Astarion alone. I'm sad now. 😥
This is so perfectly put together! I've gone through all your videos and they're hilarious but I'm just super curious which mods you use to get the clothes/armour you use! And are you using a mod to make the characters look like they do in the thumbnails (the smiling? And they're just "better looking")
I really appreciate it & I'm glad you enjoy the content 😊 I use Basket Full of Equipment for armors & Tav's Hair Salon for hair. I use AI smile and makeup filters for thumbnails along with basic filters and lighting adjustments 😁
@@ballooned Thanks so much for the reply! I will check those mods out, they look great! And I was afraid it would be AI and not a mod though I figured it must be, that would be a difficult mod to make but it just makes the characters seem so much more alive! Keep up the great videos :)
I can't stop laughing, classic. In one of my playthroughs...I accidentally had Astarion bite Gale by accident, it was the funniest thing...he said Gale tasted like acid and he was all oozing green and Gale said, well suits you right or something along those lines.
this scene makes no sense when you play as a dragonborn (bonus points for durge). when astarion just stretches his neck beyond boundaries like that, he's really asking to be bitten and I don't see why that's not an option
How did you get those clothes for shadowheart? Did you find them or is this a mirror change room + dye? Im really far in the game and have only been wearing default armor looks
"I'll eat your heart firegirl" Well...that's the most empty and weakest threat you could articulate against Karlach
He acknowledged she is on fire and still thought he could eat her heart.. which is a fire engine..
@@FlowerSong606 He couldn't possibly understand the workings of Karlachs machine at that point.
Astarion: "I'll eat your heart!"
Karlach: "Really?! Oh by the gods thank you so much!"
42 seconds later
Karlach: "Ah...um...yeah, I guess i should have realized that was just a generic threat."
Astarion: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A MOLTEN ENGINE FOR A HEART?!"
@@joshuakim5240 I don't think him eating the engine would solve her problem lol
She needs a replacement. For now, she'll die if something happens to it (like it would happen to a normal heart).
@@joshuakim5240 and then the sad part comes with a dialogue between them when Astarion wishes he had Karlach's heart so that nobody could touch him against his will again, and she wishes she could exchange hers for his so that she could touch people again.
ok but like can we talk about astarion's body stretching like mozzarella cheese when he is falling💀💀💀
I belly laughed for 10 minutes straight when it happened 😅
Idk if the fixes it, but if you disguise self on astarion into someone small, like a gnome, and then talk to him in camp, he stretches himself to his original height during the conversation. Works especially well if you are also short because the camera pans up to follow him and you see him from below sometimes
I like mozzarela
mmm yummy white white mozzarela. @@User_3rr0r_JCS
He fell like that kid from Everybody Hates Chris when he was thrown out of a window
Larian really went and added a full conversation just in case you got the heroes in a different order. Based af
Yup. It happens too, I got Gale and almost got all the way to Lae’zel before realizing I didn’t explore that side of the beach. Most studios wouldn’t have bothered.
I missed Lae'zel completely in my first run, only found her when some friends showed me in multiplay. And I can see Astarion being missed easily if you take the right instead of the left from that room.
@@Strawberrycocoahow can you sleep at night with not fully uncovering the map in such a game 😂?
if you get lae'zel first, shadowheart acts as though she doesn't know where she ran off to, even though she's standing right in front of her
They Larian'd it
Astarion: “And I’ll eat your heart out fire girl”
Karlach: *Looks into the camera like she’s on The Office and smirks*
'Or perhaps is it the other way around ?' LMAO
Wyll being a tiny little perceptive that quickly uh ? Also, Karlach and Astarion are the definition of 'Chaotic siblings dynamics'
And him and shadowheart are the definition of bickering siblinhs
Wyll *is* a monster hunter, after all.
His fangs don’t hide, how is our character so dumb? Lol
@@yukimasahiko Because he is standing in full daylight. You even have to ask if that is a thing that Spawn can just do... most people would assume he couldn't be what he is and just walking around.
Wyll is a little basic but he's not stupid at all lol
LOL 0:19 Wyll, hello? I'm dead 💀 the subtle zoom in and out is genius 😂
"I know vampire spawns on sIGHT"
Bro realized he had no handle on the situation
Its a minor detail, but i like the foreshadowing in these lines. Wyll saying he's "all bite and no bark" alludes ro Astarion being a vampire, while his line about eating Karlach's heart has the implicit meaning of irony from her not having one.
I mean..............Astarion is the most obvious vampire to ever vampire, but aight.
@@Bacxaber Yea, I mean, he has two holes on the side of his neck, has red eyes and pale as fuck. 3 for 3
Id say its less forshadowing and more just jokes about the characters. 99% of people aren't going to get Wyll and Karlach before Astarion when they first start. They'll probably learn about those characters first so this interaction is just kind of a funny nod to them.
@@Bacxaber - straight up. I ran into the hunter, and came back to camp and was like "so are you a vampire?" and he's all "noooo" and I just really wanted a dialog option to call out that clear bullshit, because the next evening he tried to take a bite, and long story short Astarion is dead now.
OMFG Astarion's 10/10 backflip over the edge! he cant even fall without being fancy!! xD
that backflip was legendary, his legs bent backwards too lmao
Why is Wyll so adorable though
"What did you expect" was the best part lmao
The Glorious Misadventures of Fancyboy and Firegirl
You have a knack for showing me things I haven't seen before, but I had the good fortune to discover that bite at the end during combat one time. It killed me; I am now a misty green ball floating in front of my keyboard.
Astarion: [bites Karlach]
Karlach: quick someone call an ambulance
Astarion: [catches fire]
Karlach: but not for me….
Lol, I didn't expect Wyll's reaction to be so good 🤣
And I saw Karlach one before, it's such a nice play with words!
And let me guess... Karlach's clothes... mods?
Basket of equipment
@@ferael0013whats that?
@@DM-bv9uh a mod which includes karlachs clothes from the video
@@ferael0013 Ol' trusty
It’s definitely one or the other, Wyll.
The end had me spitting out my water 💀
My Tav could have been a bad elf bitch. But instead I chose a dwarf that keeps making zesty eyes at Gale.
Bald and hairy male dwarf romance with Gale sounds fun af
I dont know why I find Astarion being launched so funny
The way his body folds and stretches makes me laugh every time 😅
@@ballooned yesssss😂
Now he's a falling starion
Shadowheart is that mom who grounds both of you even though your older sibling started it.
Underrated comment 😂
End is.....ouch
Astarion had great form though 👌
10's across the board from the judges@@ballooned
Astarion got a 12d4 panic damage after discovering karlach knows his name al ready
0:19 was pure comedic timing. I love Wyll
Astarion: ill eat your heart!
Me: grabbing popcorn 'this gonna be good'
Also me: wait, no one bites the spicy cinnamon roll!!!
Karlach: Who's gonna tell him?
This felt like a comedy sketch more than an actual scene. I love this game so much.
i always laugh so hard at wyll's comment-it gets me every time the cheeky bugger
I didnt really played with him but I didnt knew he was chill like that lol I will give him a chance
Wyll has me dead like bro 😭 "all bit no bark... Or is it the other way around" LMAO
Karlach and Astarion are really meant for each other, I love their chemistry.
Disagree Karlach and wyll are canon to me
@@salamanticsAmen salamantics, amen. It's a pity romances between companions weren't available. I'd pair my Karlach with Wyll anytime and maybe Lazel with Shadowheart
@@salamantics real.
They've had so many implications to being canon, they remind me of an old married couple for some reason
@@salamantics Tav x Mama K or Shadow x Mama K, nobody else for my Mama K.
WHAT ARMORS ARE WYLL AND KARLACH WEARING IT'S GORGEOUS
I'm very happy the companions react to it and can't wait to see if there is an instance where they can directly interfere XD
The fact that astarion can twist his neck so far that it would surely break and yet be able to speak and function completely normally shows how he's actually an undead vampire. What a remarkable visual storytelling.
Also, can we just acknowledge how stupid this scene is? "I am not sure if you are illithids' servants, so I'll call out to you and tell you to attack illithids, so I can attack you while you're distracted!". Yeah, great plan, Astarion.
Astarion is not rellay bright or wise XD
He by he has 8 intelligence by default.
Ability scores
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
8(-1) 17(+3) 14(+2) 13(+1) 13(+1) 10(0)
He has 13 Int and 13 Wis by default.
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@@persiancarpet5535That is not a good look… Karlach has 8, and although we all love her, she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed..
He is a well known magistrate in Baldur's gate! Are you saying the legal community hires stupid people?
Christ bless you, why are they basically chaotic siblings 😂
The end had me farting 😂😂😂😂
Um..what?
@@Gamemaster-64 Tstormer was laughing so hard that they started to fart.
Wow! Finally a line from Wyll that's funny AND insightful!
Larian really thought of everything.Even the most random moments somehow always seem curated to you. The companions are friendly and compassionate to you, everything and everyone is ambiguous and best of all RANDOMNESS cannot stop playing bg3 hopefully larian doesn’t sell out and start selling merch and cosmetic add ons for a price
if they did sell cosmetics with no power gain i would fail to see how that is a problem. or even merch. that i don't get at all. lol. if i like something i will buy it. same reason you would buy a movie poster or tshirt from your fav music band.
@@tenin982000 Luckily, Larian doesn't agree with you
damn.
larian really did think of *everything*
astarion bites karlach and she's not even mad
just dumbfounded at how astarion didn't even stop to think how biting the girl who's quite literally hotter than the hells would be a bad idea
“I’ll eat your heart”
At least it’s a high iron meal. All though he may lose a few teeth in the process.
By the gods, I love this channel
Keep doing the good work
🥰
Meanwhile Tav: just chilling
idk what I was expecting but I'm glad I clicked on this
Astarion coming in hot like that got him instantly killed on my first playthrough. I'll definitely have to give him another shot one of these days.
This is awesome! I tried to get that dialogue aswell, but even though I had a full party (Lae'zel, Wyll and Karlach) nobody said anything, and I had the same interaction that I would have, if I visited Astarion alone. I'm sad now. 😥
Still playing the game. Still watching videos like this.
Wyll being 200iq here.
This is so perfectly put together! I've gone through all your videos and they're hilarious but I'm just super curious which mods you use to get the clothes/armour you use! And are you using a mod to make the characters look like they do in the thumbnails (the smiling? And they're just "better looking")
I really appreciate it & I'm glad you enjoy the content 😊
I use Basket Full of Equipment for armors & Tav's Hair Salon for hair.
I use AI smile and makeup filters for thumbnails along with basic filters and lighting adjustments 😁
@@ballooned Thanks so much for the reply! I will check those mods out, they look great! And I was afraid it would be AI and not a mod though I figured it must be, that would be a difficult mod to make but it just makes the characters seem so much more alive! Keep up the great videos :)
The amount of dialogue options in this game is absurd but it shows hella dedication
"I'll rip your face off fancy boy" lMAOOOOOOOOOO
I can't stop laughing, classic. In one of my playthroughs...I accidentally had Astarion bite Gale by accident, it was the funniest thing...he said Gale tasted like acid and he was all oozing green and Gale said, well suits you right or something along those lines.
Spit it out! 😂
That is the first time I'm seeing the ledge in that area actually work
This game. ROFLMAO. I love this game so much. Karlach is 100% the Best.
Indeed
Its why they need to fix her story and add her actual ending. No Avernus for Mama K.
When I heard the ‘Fa-‘ in Fancy Boy, I seriously thought Karlach was gonna call Astarion the F-slur 😭😭
Wyll's reaction took me out idk why. I didn't expect that.
Is that... Jeremy Soule's "Harvest Dawn" from TES IV: Oblivion soundtrack I'm hearing in the background? 0:10
Yes 😊
This is a beautiful video. Thank you
The Oblivion soundtrack just makes this gosh. Everything about this is 🤌 peak.
00:41 LMAO yep don't mess with me or my girl Karlach
Your BG3 videos really are the best
I appreciate you 😊
thank god you got your watermark on there so no one would steal the concept of hilarious zoomer sound effects
the last 5 seconds make it worth it
Damn bro just fucking broke karlach's back on the edge
The zoom in on Wyll is sending me 😭
omg i love the sound effects at the beginning though lmao 🤣
welll.. start of a lovestory, I guess..
this scene makes no sense when you play as a dragonborn (bonus points for durge). when astarion just stretches his neck beyond boundaries like that, he's really asking to be bitten and I don't see why that's not an option
Because that is beneath those who are born from the blood of dragons.
Breath Weapon should be an option though.
@@alchemicpunk1509 true, at least that
WYLL ?? 😂
0:38 NO! Not the two I added to my "I'm Bi for" list!
Where did you get the outfits for shadowhart and Karlah at?
Mods
I love you karlach.
Astarion sounds like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion...
what are those outfits?! They look so good!
Basket Full of Equipment on Nexus Mods 😊
I love the Elder Scrolls Oblivion music for this scene and you just had to use one of the peaceful ones xD
They really did think of everything 😭❤️
What is the name of the outfit shadowheart wearing ?
0:52 - Astarion is a Professional Olympic Diving Athlete
0:53 - Not so much
Lol. Fore girl!
Is there a throwing knife dialogue option, because that would be a perfect moment for a skill role.
(0:52) Ouch! Astarion missed the water.
LOL that's probably the funniest thing I've seen omg
I don't think you wanna eat her heart astarion 😂
I got Karlag before astarion and I had Karlag, Lae'Zel and Shadowheart in my party and I didnt trigger that conversation. Sad :c
How do you have all these fancy clothes in the very beginning of the game?
The end gave me real Team Rocket vibes Lmao
I use that EXACT SAME armor for my Karlach! Biker something or other. chefkiss+magnetoperfection+sweating.gif
Where did you get these clothes for Shadowheart?
Okay now I'll have to figure out what Lae'Zael does because I expect her to either throw a knife or call me pathetic
“I will rip your face off fancyboy.”
[Optimus Prime has entered the chat]
that's how it was for me... astarion was waiting for me for 33 hours. i just couldn't find him and had to use google
i'm sorry the way he says "fire girl" just reminds me of preminger from barbie princess and the pauper saying "school boy" 😭
Good luck biting thru infernal iron 😂
THE ENDING LMAOOOOOO
Whenever I hear "this one" I instinctively think of Mass Effect
Bet this was a barrel of laughs to make
Absolutely 😅
Fancy boy and lava girl
where do you get these clothes for wyl and karlach is act 1 ?!?!
How did you get those clothes for shadowheart? Did you find them or is this a mirror change room + dye? Im really far in the game and have only been wearing default armor looks
Guessing it's a mod.
This is some Looney Toons shit here lmaoo
How would you recruit Karlach before Astarion, though? It doesn't seem possible given the map...
I thought he liked spicy food
What armor is that on Shadowheart? That's beautiful.
What is your Shadowheart wearing? She’s catch a cold!