Commiting Every Crime In Minecraft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- what crimes do you commit on the average playthrough of minecraft? let's find out!
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you should've accounted for any seperate laws in the Netherlands while you were in the nether
As a person from the Netherlands i gotta say that the laws in my country are like hell sometimes, so it makes sense.
That would have been hilarious
Except for murder, kidnapping building and manning forced labor camps using villagers? No crimes at all. This is before I saw toycats video.
You are forgetting abou all of the witchcraft and breaking of the laws of reality time and gravity.
@@brenobassocenci6571 Wait thats illegal?
@@crazy-Cookie-kittyofficers get him!!
Your forgetting that theyre not equals to steve so its ok
wait you didnt think of stealing or tresspassing?
6:38-7:10 ibxtoycat adds arson and murder to his list of crimes.
😂😂😂
The first one isn't really littering. Cutting down a tree your expected to leave branches and other stuff behind when it's cleared out. Saplings could be counted as seeds, something good to leave behind depending on the area and well, sticks are sticks.
"Sticks are sticks" that's deep
Yeah like it's all natural.
Technically the potions could be considered as drugs since they give you some wacky performance enhancements lol
Technically you're in a survival situation so most the stuff in this video can be contested as being legal
Burning Homes is not required for basic survival
@@Anonymouslikemydaddebatable
@@boxisyt xD
This is not true though he’s. Ot in the middle of no where there latterly a village
@@Juliemc just because a village is in the middle of no where doesn’t mean you can burn it down 💀
I think rotten flesh should count as cannibalism because it’s not rotten just because they’re zombies; flesh rots normally after something is killed
But the zombies are already dead...
i would say for zombie villagers yes bc they can be revived therefore are technically living but zombies are dead and can never be revived so they’re fine to kill
@@bislama1we just haven't found the way yet
Desecration of a corpse
4:18 that reminds me of that mizzy guy who walked into random peoples houses in the uk as a "prank"
Steve would be sentenced to death, but he'd just keep infinitely respawning, so we'd just have to go with life in prison.
But if fed, he'd never die, either.
What if Steve were attacked by other prisoners?
It’s the UK, so the death penalty is not an option. He could be sentenced to be “detained at His Majesty’s pleasure.”
Of course, if Steve never uses his prison bed, or breaks it, he could arrange his own death and respawn outside the prison.
@@TheGoldNinja101, Steve is very evil after committing all those crimes, it would be too risky to put him in a cell with others. He'd be isolated. Besides, the guards would have given him a new bed in his cell. He'd respawn there.
@@jdotoz, they would probably have to build the prison around the area of Steve's respawn point, so he couldn't escape.
Technically, the Blazes and the other goons of the fortress should be the ones defending. You are basically raiding and looting a fortress that is occupied.
Let's go a viking!
Honestly id have to say the very first one wouldn't be considered a crime. Sticks and apples and saplings would technically be biodegradable meaning the earth would benefit from them being left behind and "littered" if you think of it in minecraft logic.. thats what happens when you dont pick them up they (despawn)meaning earth absorbed them😊
(Fun fact): you dont actually need a diamond pickaxe to move/break an enchantment table, you can use your fist and it will still drop, this also works with furnaces beacons and shulker boxes, i know this works on bedrock but i am unsure about java”
Referring to 10:23
I think it also works on java, im pretty sure
@@nowlot probably does lol, i just haven’t played on Java so I’ve got no idea-
@@callowsilvy523 yeah, i have never played on bedrock lmao
bro dropped us with the most rinky dink gta footage imaginable
That’s Minecraft…
@@JosephPigMeat0:00
@@solly6 pfft barely any of the video has gta in it
"I feel like murder is bad"
Toycat 2023
“Conducting business without a license is a very serious offense”
Lemonade stands:
Toycat you should try to break every law in Minecraft to see how it would add up. It would be an interesting experiment.
Good idea.
@@LyteRetroalready did it. Hardest one was terrorism, I had to build the twin towers
That would be a lot of laws
@@Anonymouslikemydad Very unnecessary, the definition of terrorism does not mention anything about any identical towers. Besides, there are many other examples of "terrorism" anyway.
About eating the rotten flesh of zombies: I think in some US states cannibalism is actually legal, as long as the methods to obtaining it are also legal
Sets a house on fire so it is ok to steal from it after lol
In Minecraft, If I kill a cow in front of a baby cow, I would be charged for child endangerment, child abandonment, child trauma, and murder of a parent. 1 life + 1 life min per child, 10 years of prison time.
Your Honor, though my client's many crimes are inexcusable, they were acting in the name of scientific exploration and learning when they entered the realm known as "The End".
Their mission, and motive, in exploring this region was to further crafter knowledge and understanding of the wonderful blocks that make up our universe.
However, it was the dragon that was the aggressor, preventing my client from leaving or returning home. Furthermore, my client would have been forever trapped in that realm, for it is seemingly designed to be inescapable by means that do not involve the death of at least one of these dangerous dragons.
It is for these reasons, I ask that the charge of genocide be dismissed.
This was both entertaining and annoying. 😂 So many times I want to "Well, actually...".
Fun idea though.
ya but if u think about it the end is like the equivalent of north korea and it would be a literal world-sized crime if you just went into north korea and killed kim jon un to escape
Littering does not apply :-). The leaves dropped it, not me. And the items despawn, so no evidence = no crime. I recently had to stop myself from just dropping a plastic bottle thinking 'it will despawn'. Maybe I've played too much minecraft for a while.
yeah i agree. the real life comparison would be to pick up all the acorns or pinecones from the tree which are the equivalent of saplings. it'd be better for the ecosystem to leave those all there
“i don’t think you’ve been conducting tax records for all this stuff”
villager: 🏃💨
6:01 literally made me laugh so hard
And that villager suddenly got named Yoshi.
Villager: “I am an NPC. The devs keep track of every trade made with us and every block you mine and store in chests.”
Lol. So technically the villager does keep tax records if you take into account that the devs apparently can see what the most popular blocks are, most popular village trades, etc so that they can get a better idea of what they should do next update.
@@dylandepetro4187 that’s just standard data collection. technically taxes aren’t involved
@@schizohopper I know. Lol. That is sort of the joke.
@@dylandepetro4187 ah, it definitely went over my head then
I’m losing it at “inaccessible island” featuring “accessible shack” lol
you committed Arson in the village which is at max a life sentence and at minimum a discharge with 8 years custody
@@AnonymouslikemydadToycat i's a pyromaniac.
thing is the dragon is an animal. Feel like that would fall under killing an endangered animal. Which under US law i know not UK law but still anyway would get you Fines According to The Endangered Species Act, any persons who bring danger or death to an endangered animal can receive fines up to $100,000. Also you can spend up to one year in jail in addition to their fine.
yeah but it's not on the endangered species list so it's not legally classified as an endangered species. Therefore fair game to kill.
@@jacobschweiger5897if it was real it would be considered an endangered species
@@jacobschweiger5897the dragon is also pregnant since it drops a dragon egg
@@SJrad well it's not on the list. Whether a species is legally endangered or not does not relate to how many of it exists. It just depends on whether the species is on the list or not. They could add flies to the list and it would become illegal to kill them even though they aren't endangered.
Wow I've committed lots of crimes....
Same
In Minecraft right?
Right?
I like how he forgot making a business transaction with stolen goods
He’s paying the blacksmith with the blacksmith’s own money
He indirectly robbed the blacksmith out of an axe
Ah yes, when you cut down a tree in real life, you have to pick up EVERY LITTLE TWIG, or you are littering 👍
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
EXCACTLY
Entering a blacksmith would be entering a workplace. And since the Village does nothing about you using up their Grindstones and Furnaces, I could assume using their equipment is entirely legal, and probably even part of their business cycle...
I mean, any schmo that ain't wearing green can be self-hired for any job.
toycat then proceded to wear emerald armor trim
@@callyral Could be the case of vandalism since the ingots are not your property.
@@thealientree3821 nah i just made a joke about interpreting "wearing green" literally
Interesting... by the way, there are places in Québec province that you do not have the right to carry any types of weapons what so ever (in Montreal or Québec city)... other places that you can, but only if you prouve that you do only intent to carry it from a store to your house or from your house to a weapon practicing facility and the weapon must be sheltered and locked in a way that it takes more than 10 seconds to unlock and makes ready to use (Laurentides, Lanaudière regions)... and even there are places where not carrying a fire weapon ready to be used is considered as criminal negligence by the local police (Baie James and north ...because of wild animals)... and also, i have the right to commit murder on one specific condition and it is when i get attacked by someone that seems to have murderous intentions toward me and there is no way i can neutralise the agressor nor stun him until the police arrive... i mean in desperate mesure... the law say that i must try to flee and call the police, then i must protect myself without harming the agressor until the police arrive... but if it is not possible, i do not have the right to let him kill me... in clear words... the only way i have to commit murder is when it is not possible to for me to survive otherwise... so... try to reason him, lie to him, try to bribe him are accepted... ...when the agressor is holding a weapon, i still do not have the right to intentionnaly use a crowd as a humain shield as i will be accused to have put life of citizens in danger but if it works and i manage to kill him that way... i will not be accused of murder but only of criminal negligence against fellow citizens... the sentence is not fix but it is circonstential... many peoples see the philosophy of Canada law as "the governement oblige you to live as long as you can so you pay taxes that long"... ...oh and without any visible thread arround, i do not have the right to enter someones house without consent of the residents... leaving your front door wide open is an act of invitation and consent to "surprise visit" by the way... ...and act of vigilanty is totaly prohibited... ...oh and for zombies... i guess that.... if there is any way to cure him in the near futur or even in a distant futur, i do not have the right to kill him, i just have the right to nutralize him unless he is un-nutralizable until the police arrives...
Killing a zombie is defiling a corpse.
I dunno, a corpse isn't supposed to attack people.
So I'm not allowed to slay a zombie, even if they exist in real life. Welp, this law kills all innocent people if there's such thing as a Zombie Outbreak. Heck, All survivors will have thousands of life sentences, even from Call of Duty Zombies.
Can’t loot war graves or sunken ships with lives lost and still aboard
You never know where all those drowned are coming from.
10:25 you can use any pick on an enchanting table and get back the table
Ahyoo, he pays his taxes to grox. Why burn down his house
Is it illegal loot a warship? Since you know it’s a ship filled with weapons and explosives that would make a lot of money and in most cases it’s in a battlefield.
Goverments probably have claim on them
@@radijzplaystation3221what government exists in Minecraft to claim ownership of the warship
@@pocketmarcy6990 I know that but the vid is about breaking IRL laws in Minecraft and if shipwrecks did exist in the game that were some sort of military vessel then that would be another law.
13:04 top 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster
New video idea! Can you beat Minecraft without breaking these rules? Technically you can kill the dragon if it hurts you first..
Wait... did you identify the iron golem as an officer of the law? So: resisting arrest, assault of an officer and first degree murder?
I don’t think anyone can keep Steve in prison
While I’m not sure “killing a zombie” would be any crime, defiling a corpse could be.
this is the video parents see when you want to play minecraft 💀
rip the “: Explored”
17:50 the villager immediately regretted his life decision of becoming a farmer
Does keeping the egg and letting the egg hatch count as Genocide?
@@luissuazo3684 I guess getting chicks from unfertilized eggs (I don't see any roosters) is the opposite of abortion.
Toycat: *sets houses on fire* "Oh no, whoever could have done that?!"
Iron Golem: "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID." *punches him*
Toycat: "Oh god, the police is after me."
6:54 Also the timing of Toycat saying "We're never gonna work out who did it" and the golem immediately punching him was perfect! XD
So according to British law, if my heart stops while in jail for murder I can get released?
I vaguely recall reading about someone having heart attack in prison, being declared legally dead for a minute or two, before resuscitation worked. They had 3 life sentences so it actually took one off.
This was a while ago so I might be fuzzy on the details if not entire misremembering.
@@DeetotheDubssomeone had a life sentence, died, revived, then claimed they served their sentence and it worked, but now it’s not possible
Hope you included the carrying of weapons in a public space 😀.
ToyCat better hope they never make rhymes a crime or he’s going away for a very long time!
I mostly just learned that the UK has a few really weird laws... or the lack of them. You can just legally trespass??
Hi :3
1. You didn't checked out the bookselfs at the villagers.
2. You killed a robot(golem), not a person.
Toycat: *talks about how attacking a blaze is a crime*
Me: YOU ARE IN LITERAL HELL, WHAT JURISDICTION DO THEY HAVE IN HELL???
If you consider the laws from adventure time, then killing the ender dragon, wither, or the warden would be a cosmic crime because you committed genocide and control entire regions of space and time and you would be frozen alive for all of eternity
All chests in the villages are filled with stuff for the players. I asked
17:47 lol farmer explosion profits
This is clearly AI generated video because at 10:23 the real toycat would have know that you don’t need a diamond pickaxe to pick up an enchanting table but you actually only need a wooded pickaxe 😂 you almost got me there Toycat
Littering 150$ fine
Animal cruelty unlimited fine-5 years prison x3
If a fallen ship is more than 50 years old you can go inside it
Trespassing into a villagers house is legal unless you cause damage
to either the property owners or criminal damage to the house
For: 41 iron, 8 potatoes, 6 apples, 2 bread, and a flower you can get sentenced for category B felony 1 - 10 years in Nevada State Prison, and restitution payments, and $10,000 fine since he has stolen 4100$ worth of iron ingots 24.64 dollars worth of potatoes, 7.44$ worth of apples 3.17$ worth of baguettes (clarification the bread look long and kind big it is almost the size of Steve's lower arm so there ) 7.384166666666667$ dollars worth of flowers
6,338.24$ / 8,298.36 fine and 3 months for arson
One lifetime for murder
I couldn't find any laws including making a inter-dimensional portal to hell:/
8 years for self defense
Death in custody for genocide
Including mass war crimes against using chemical warfare against humans
Cannibalism for eating rotten flesh (villager meat)
Destruction of property
All crimes of a average Minecraft player from start to beating the game
11:12 I don't know UK law, but I'm pretty sure kill u.s. is illegal. You won't get charged for crime, but you have to go to a theraphist.
That’s what I love about Minecraft there’s no pesky government or vegan freaks to ruin your fun
Steve is still a miner probably, he might have law exemption.
7:30 18 years? Nah thats just the free demo bro
watchin this at 4 am
If I understand correctly, a "weapon" is defined as anything used with intention to cause harm to living beings or structures, meaning that yes, a pickaxe would make you "armed with a weapon" if you are using it in a violent manner.
So if my socks are smelly enough to knock someone cold, is it a weapon
If you get sent to minecraft prison you can just mine your way out
10:25 you can mine an etable with iron
Man, those piglins need a union for being made to work at all hours.
My only crime in Minecraft is technically just abuse of a villager , but I didn't do it again.
I love our silly legal system
Killing endangered species,child labor,kidnapping,mass murder, harassment (of villagers and sheep),vandalism,etc
It’s considered kosher 😂 that cracked me up
KK DIXIE PLAYING AT 6:05 IS GREAT
u forgot vandalism, arson, crossing borders without a passport, unliscenced boat sailing, and much more! Other than that I think u can belet go w js a stern warning.
Also, numerous Geneva convention violation,
No one else is in the world laws dont exist unless someone enforces them. If villigers learn to fight, though, you may end up in the minecraft nuremberg trials
What are the laws on necromancy? Obviously making explosives is some crime, but what of bringing something back from the dead?
Ummm, now that a toycat playing GTA has been mentioned, I need a toycat play through of it!!
If there's no cops around anything's legal
The punching cow isnt against the law in minecraft because they are a necessity ( survival )
@luissuazo3684 I find flint and steal is a much more efficient way ( hmm cooked steak )
“I’m going to play minecraft from beginning to the end” says the man that’s been on the same world for a decade
If Toycat is following UK laws then i don't think he would be able to craft any sharp objects
Is piglin gold trading technically gambling, and they would need a license for that
You don’t the right to bear arms but do have the right to open a portal to hell? Wild!
''The Crimes of US Presidents'' -discussion by Noam Chomsky, (can be found on TH-cam)
15:21 good joke
Killing the undead should not be considered a crime but instead ensuring that the dead are laid to rest ( exorcism and priestly rights yeah know)
"im not gonna be making that philosophical argument"
You're my son remember that
Yeah, so uhhh.... I committed like 100,000 murders in this game a few years ago, also attempted murders, assaults, thefts, vandalism, arson, tresspassed into a place I was banned from and whatnot and probably enjoyed killing all those people too much soooo...
Can’t you break enchantment tables with iron on bedrock?
I think that's a Java thing.
@@SupersuMC I know it is on Java, I just really expect such a… simple? feature to be the same.
it is he’s just forgetful
In bedrock, you can punch it with your hand
@@Bioh9z9rd I can’t tell if you are trolling or not
My favorite thing to do in Minecraft is to steal all the coral reefs off of the aboriginal coast. Sure the indigenous peoples are always pissed, and Interpol is still after me, calling it "an international crime of environmental terrorism" whatever that means, but it didn't look like anyone was using it! It was just sitting there...
Punching zombies and skeletons might be some kind of desecration of the dead
We gonna talk about arson, tax fraud and the crime of not trimming those boots?
Is it really considered littering if it's technically apart of nature?
Good video! Murder is no !!
Just get a elytra. The police would never get you
@luissuazo3684 good point
Creepers... blasting without a permit?
If someone intrudes into your house without permission, say, through an unlocked door, they're an intruder. You can call the fuzz
In Texas you can kill them.
Giving someone a poisonous potato is poisoning someone.
Now you need to try and beat Minecraft but as a law abiding citizen
Technically you may break the laws of a country but if you're somewhere like another country or a minecraft world such laws are not guaranteed to apply especially so in the case of a minecraft world so technically you are not committing any crimes but that doesn't mean that your actions can't be immoral wherever you go
I wonder which part of killing numerous animals that's not yours, killing endangered species (ender dragon, warden), draining ocean or building on land that's not yours, is a problem?
This feels like a video Legal Eagle would do.