im sad to admit i spent a grossly large amount of time on this i dont know why it fixed its own issue but i aint complaining. long live my wonderful video
+Lilly W Xander was like if that door kicker takes down ONE MORE DOOR, I swear on the fell dragon, WE WILL GO TO WAR WI-THATS THE 10TH DOOR! THAT'S IT!
somebody broke into my house a while back ago, they didn't take anything. or do anything at all other than smash some glass and leave footprints.I now know who broke into my house.#BlameTakumi2k16
This should be a thing in Fates. 1: Because Takumi having a great sense of humor would be awesome, and 2: Him invading Nohr just to kick the castle door down to screw with them would be hilarious. Imagine if he screamed "NOHRIAN SCUM!" and then bolted.
He already did it killing my Camila several time.... I hated him for straight 3 hours of resetting because he continues one shooting my units weak to yumis, even when he has one unit beating the crap out of him on the side 😂.
I was laughing so hard at this it was starting to hurt and I was tearing up a bit While hatching my eggs in pokemon I hatched a shiny but it didn't have the ability I wanted and I ACTUALLY started crying then XD
The real reason why Hoshido and Nohr were at war.
+RunningColors #BlameTakumi
THATS THE 9TH DOOR THIS YEAR!
+Lilly W TakumiGangsta #DaSwagBaws
Lilly W Takumi's angst has no boundries
+Lilly W Xander was like if that door kicker takes down ONE MORE DOOR, I swear on the fell dragon, WE WILL GO TO WAR WI-THATS THE 10TH DOOR! THAT'S IT!
And that's how all these Takumi comedy skits started.
with
one
door kick
Holy shit making the Nohr family the family in the house was hilarious
+SamiF11 28 (~_^) originally it was gonna be leo and elise b&e'ing the hoshido family but when i heard "adopted son david" i knew what had to be done
+Cherry Memes Could've been Azura if the Hoshido family was going to be the family
+Cherry Memes make more of these videos plz they're so entertaining
+Cherry Memes sakura is definitely the type of person to be against it too
also takumi's evil faces are perfect
Yas
Takumi you are a bad influence on your sister Sakura.
+blaze_rod_89 Wait let me fix that.
*Robert
*homie Robert*
+Mario Tomic That's his friend Robert, and saying "sister" implies that Robert's a girl XD
Why correct the OP like he's not talking about the characters onscreen?
"Adopted son David"
I don't know if that was hilarious or depressing.
Why not both?
+Lilly W Wynaut Zoidberg?
Kübel350 David Zoidberg (uhh there last name)
+Christopher Bittinger Why would it be depressing?
+King Xander Of Nohr I have seen you on so many fire emblem videos
Holy fuck. "Young adopted song David" *shows picture of Corrin* lolololololol
Note to self, make an avatar called David
+Bored Hunter I did that.
This is beautiful. Nohr and Hoshido at war because of doors being kicked in.
Lol I know Dafuk
And because of stolen beads. THE BEADS
THE BEADS
I love how Xander just morphs into an unidentified species at the end.
Congrats Takumi, you drove Xander bonkers.
ironically Takumi killed my Xander
..... wooooow, that's just creepy.
+LordOfGilneas i know
+LordOfGilneas Xander is like this for my door
I see.
What Takumi took.... Was Azura!
i feel like takumi should have been replaced by shura and this would be a bit better
Elise being happy for the lava lamp lol
somebody broke into my house a while back ago, they didn't take anything. or do anything at all other than smash some glass and leave footprints.I now know who broke into my house.#BlameTakumi2k16
No. That was his son. Learning from Daddy Doorkicker himself XD
#BlameSumeragi
I just realized how cute Sakura is.
I knew the whole time it's was a added bonuse
Mixtape Bug Did the B and E changed your mind about her xD
i've always thought she was better than elise
Mark Joseph Cueto wtf
@@backgroundcharacterj5071 Same here and I picked Conquest first.
Is it scary that I think this is kinda accurate?
This is why I fucking love Takumi.
Takumi is the best XD
And in the end Xander gave up incest, and divorced his sister.
I kept thinking "BnE" was "Bowel Evacuation" and things just spiraled downward from there...
+GroundPoundable What the actual fuck? XD
What the FUCK!?!?
GroundPoundable that pic is perfect for this comment
This should be a thing in Fates. 1: Because Takumi having a great sense of humor would be awesome, and 2: Him invading Nohr just to kick the castle door down to screw with them would be hilarious. Imagine if he screamed "NOHRIAN SCUM!" and then bolted.
Y-Baht to funny
He already did it killing my Camila several time.... I hated him for straight 3 hours of resetting because he continues one shooting my units weak to yumis, even when he has one unit beating the crap out of him on the side 😂.
I bet that the dad was in the audience
Now i want to become a door kicker
I do it every Friday, it's fun.
Jakezero sounds like it
In loving Memory of "The Beads".???-2016.
WHY Takumi why u know Sakura aint meant for a life of crime ya should have brought Hinoka
+Zero Basssoul That's the point he had to bring a person who didn't want to go
tru
I doubt Hinoka would have wanted to go either, the difference is she'd have kicked his ass before she let him do the B&E.
THE BEADS
THAT IS THE NINTH GODDAMN DOOR THIS YEAR!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
He wants to be the Machine
due to my video being muted for a copyright claim, i will be posting it elsewhere! i will put it in the description when it is up
i truly dont know why the audio came back but i aint complaining
maybe because you didn't put the source video link in the description? copyrights mate.. it's a thing.
Almost Every female avatar's favorite husbando in his shining moment ladies 😂
didnt see Jakob anywhere
I still love him xy
@@hunter_michelie4425 I know idk what they're on about
“Well, you shouldn’t be wearing your favorite shirt on a f***ing B&E; wear your second-favorite shirt, you dunce!”
*solid advice*
Wow Takumi, that's a new level of fail, even for you
#BlameTakumi
#blametakumi
#blameTeMkUmi
#iactuallysrankedtakumi
#youpoorsoul
+Brayden Davidson #TakumiIsBae
+Kamui Wells #Camillaisbea
I remember watching this video on my old account when I was first getting into FE.
I watch this everyday and it's still hilarious!
This video is a beautiful piece of Fire Emblem fandom history
This to me is the original takumi stand up. Anyone else agree
I have to agree it reminds me of the old days
4 years of solid comedy.
This is my new headcanon voice for Xander.
Poor Xander 😂😂
Takumi chimes in with a haven't you people heard of...closing the god damn...*door goes off hinges*....well damn
xander.exe has stopped working
No matter how many times I watch this video, it truly never fails to make me laugh. Even on days when I feel like a possessed salty pineapple.
Wait until Takumi realizes he kicked the door to his own house in.
I love how Xander slowly fades into the abyss of nothing at the end.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE. HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY SIR OR MADAME OR ABIGUOUS GENDER PERSON.
It was hilarious but wouldn't' title make more sense for Takumi to bring hinata?
+robert hebert hinata would totally be down to do a b&e, i figured sakura would be the one to come with who doesnt want to
Yeah true, but what about Azama?
i didnt think he and takumi really knew each other, and azama wouldnt really try and stop him. or do you mean azama in the place of takumi?
I meant Azama instead of Sakura because Azama is really peace loving and is a guy so the lines make more sense
+robert hebert azama is the type of person to just give no fucks and let things take their course
there is nothing more scarier than a man who has lost everything (or every door)
birthright looks great
"I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU" i'm dieing
HE GOT THE FUCKING BEADS
+Lilly W what are beads?
I was having a really bad day, and this cheered me up. Please make more! :D
I dont understand why people dont like this, I mean, people have different likes and all but he doesn't deserve to be hated that much
takumi is the reason why hoshidans get bonuses at the mess hall.
This is my favourite video ever
"HE STOLE THE FUCKING BEADS!"
I laughed my ass off because of that dude.
Why does Takumi as a stand up comedian just work? :D
Takumi is a great stand up comedian
I’m starting off 2019 right. I’m happy. This is perfect.
2 years later and I’m depressed because Fates came out 5 fucking years ago dear god.
"Called my buddy" (shows Sakura) lol
This is the best thing ever. Dane cook + fire emblem. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
this is literally everything to me
They took Azura.
This is hilarious, especially since I could actually see Takumi doing this he needs a lot of help XD
I'm dying.
Blame you takumi
#BlameTakumi
Did the Door you kicked in have Miracle Counter or something milord?
+Bored Hunter lmao
#BlameTakumi
I wanted to post this sooner but THIS IS WHAT STARTED THE MADNESS. THE FANBASE IS OUT OF CONTROL. KEEP SPREADING THE CHAOS
I just got the "I did my best" reference and I'm DYING
Takumi please chill.
Love your video by the way.
What wasn't mentioned in the credits of Fire Emblem Fates was that after helping Hoshido rebuild Takumi became a Successful stand up comedian XD
This has to be the best takumi comedy video I like
Xander did his best ; _ ;
omg, this made me giggle so much xD
Personally if I did it I would just find all the glasses and mugs and just flipped them the other way
Funniest shit ever
"I DID MY BEST" just fucking killed me
Took my favorite comedy act, made it funnier
This made me happier then it should of. XD
these are hilarious please make more XD
Can I join you next time Takumi? Door kicking sounds like fun!!!
Takumi, stop fucking with Xander.
please make more of these
+Tanner Willis ask and ye shall receive th-cam.com/video/mLIFPMz3ei0/w-d-xo.html
I lose it every time at " THE FUCKING BEADS"
No one is talking about how xander and camilla were married
So I have a bow called the machine and the door kicker did i miss anything
If you hear a humpback whale that’s weird. Tell me that shit. Then I’ll stop-Takumi
Xander-What the fak did they steal?
i was eating during this i almost choked i hope ur happy
I was laughing so hard at this it was starting to hurt and I was tearing up a bit
While hatching my eggs in pokemon I hatched a shiny but it didn't have the ability I wanted and I ACTUALLY started crying then XD
dammit youtube, now I can't hear a damn thing
Damn this house didn't even have windows possibly
Just imagine for a moment if Arthur found out about this.
River Greystoke II He'd likely get hit by the door.
Who was the comedian this was the best.
Dane cook
Dane Cook.
+Badass Owl Dane Cook
+Dank Memes Dane Cook.
Dane Cook
EVERYONE IT'S BACK THE VIDEO IS BACK. PRAISE THE GODS FOR THE GIFT THEY HAVE BROUGHT US. THANK YOU SO MUCH
Why do I like this?
I want more Takumi comedy pls
I can't breathe someone please help me using Xander just seals it I can't
OMG!! This is HILARIOUS! ! I did not stop laughing even once!!
I died laughing, Takumi's faces were hilarious.
I'm crying omg
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
Takumi the phantom thief
Persona: anxiety izanagi
I wanted to be a fucking criminal-Takumi
3:30
OH GOD
that reference to that old joke xD
That Xander ending. LMFAO