what if elise is the mafiaboss but the police doesnt even know and she told them "the maschine is cool. if he does something bad,dont mind it,just party with him"?xD
Oh man, I was not expecting that ending! It's just started getting darker, and darker, and more serious. And then that ending! This should be a movie. That's brilliant!
Sooooooooooo this is a tip for surviving the Russian mafia. Just go around saying "I'm the machine!" in Russian........ I'm totally okay with trying this out :P
Damnit, really should have gone with Ballasticain class in Fates and given my man Takumi a custom-named yumi called “The Machine”. Why do I find the inspiration for this now? Also lol at Garon being the conductor
Alex and Sasha are the same name. They are also bothe genders' names. So, basically he said we've only got Igors and Aleksanders. (( My father is actually named Igor. XD )) Which is completely obnoxious! ... ... ... We've got Ivans, too.
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"And he just looks at me in Russian"
Consider me fucking dead
+Wakka Flakka Burn The Al Bhed Dat username do
Deceased.
Takumi the Machine
+Omni G I like the sound of that
I'm making my boy a weapon and naming it The Machine XD
when you make Takumi a Ballistician
So Arthur, and by extension Percy, are the police. They work for Elise. Elise is a member of the mafia. The police work for the mafia. I don't even.
Why do you think they didn't arrest Takumi?
+EpicNerdsWithCameras I just saw them onscreen when I posted this. That was really clever though.
+EpicNerdsWithCameras They didn't arrest him because he is the machine. They were ready to party with him.
what if elise is the mafiaboss but the police doesnt even know and she told them "the maschine is cool. if he does something bad,dont mind it,just party with him"?xD
Congratulations Takumi, please from now on wield this bow named "The Machine" on my revelations game XD
Same
Same
Same but in Russian
+amiiplays I'm about to name a crescent bow that
Same.
"Machine, you don't need to go on field trips. Come, drink with us." That is one of the most Russian things I've heard in a long time.
You would know about the Russians wouldnt ya?
"I understand you're the machine"
WHAT?! IS THAT RUSSIAN CODE FOR SOMETHING?
Great. Now I need to forge him a Silver Bow and name it The Machine.
+Whipper T. Snapper thx for the idea
You sir, are a genius.
+Whipper T. Snapper dude you're brilliant
+Whipper T. Snapper
make him a ballistician and call him the machine
I'd probably party with Takumi too if it meant he stopped screaming.
THE ENDING IM SO FUCKING DONS GHDGG
IKR!!!!
😂
*Sees the **_cops_** and loses it*
Oh man, I was not expecting that ending!
It's just started getting darker, and darker, and more serious. And then that ending!
This should be a movie. That's brilliant!
+Triixster So I understand that you are the machine.
HOW ISN'T THIS A MOVIE
Van Wilder.
They’re making it into one now.
“I understand that you are the machine, tonight you party with us”
I'm gonna travel to Russia, find a Russian mobster, and tell him, "I'm The Machine" and see what happens.
I would do that except I don't want to die... So...
make sure to record it, so we can atleast show it at your funeral
TheTanDoctor make sure he's already partying before you do.
Omg, now I want to my old school back and yell to the russian teacher "I'M THE MACHINE" :'D
It doesn't matter who it is, their best friend is Silas. Everyone's best friend is Silas.
ive been waiting for someone to do a fates version of this
What's the original?
I made takumi a ballistican after i get the skill astra I'm switching him back to ballistcan giving him a custom yumi naming it the machine
Mind if I rip off your idea?
I'm going to name takumi's weapon the machine as well
Keiji Dsaver what he machine or astra because i don't have copyrights for anything so fell free
I already had him as a swordmaster and was going to reclass him back to Sniper. So... The Machine.
Brilliant
Sooooooooooo this is a tip for surviving the Russian mafia. Just go around saying "I'm the machine!" in Russian........
I'm totally okay with trying this out :P
+MsAbixxx Right?
I don't know if these takumi stand up comedy videos are a trend or anything but I love all of them I'm dead
IICadeII They are, there's a playlist and everything, this is the best one imo
That is not how i expected it to end
Marx and Communism confirmed.
The machines most overthrow thr ruling classes! The AI has nothing else to lose execpt their chains!
Technically this was post soviet 90's
That escalated quickly but predictably
or maybe I know too many russians
If you only could put Gregor in this
He would fit PERFECTLY in this!!!!
YAAAASSS
Yesssssss
YEAH
Not sure if you intended this, but love it how you made all the russians as nohrians and the students as hoshidan. And the latter is raided.
This is what happens when you rip a 5 star Takumi in Heroes
Takumi is generally the Machine when he isn't facing Robins with Raven tomes.
Get it? :P
Man... Thinking about when Takumi was ACTUALLY a really good unit brings back real good memories...
If there's a CYL Takumi (or something similar) in Heroes, I would scream if he's called "The Machine"
I LOST IT AT 'BLAME TAKUMI'
omg im crying
i want a fanart of this
I'm not one to condone stealing and all, but this guy...THIS GUY. How EPIC is this story?!
OH DAMN NOW THAT'S A STORY.
This was the most entertaining thing I've watched in a while.
I will now and forever refer to Takumi as "The Machine."
I'm the machine!
If there's a lesson this video teached us is that confidence is truly everything
this was worth staying up till 2 am to watch jfc
Skippy the Mudkip I herd u liek Mudkipz?
This is quite possibly one of my favourite videos on TH-cam
"Igor and Igor and John" is what killed me X'D
Should have been titled "Takumi is the Machine" this was an epic fucking story, commits crime, gets off Scott free because he IS the machine.
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In honor of this video, I gave Takumi a forged yumi that I named: “The Machine.”
Takumi the machine, lol! The Tankumi meme makes so much sense now along with #blameTakumi and Tacomi, ROFL! I'm dying, loved this TOO much. x'D
"We heard your the Machine, so your going to party with us!"
You know what proves this is a great video? Not a single person has disliked it yet...
+Nicke K ... You jinxed it. You jinxed it all.
I bet you were the one to dislike it then lol
nope. i never dislike videos.
Penguinbean24 oki
How did I never notice Du Hast playing in the background I love that detail
7:22 You put Hayato and Nyx there because they belonged in that group
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
I got a YT ad where apparently they’re making a movie based on this, simply called “The Machine”
How to survive an encounter with the Mafia 101.
I think the original comedian was either lying or he's ily exaggerating this story but I SO want it to be true.
actually, this is true. he has pictures from it, and all his classmates can vouch for him
wtf did I just get linked into........and when can I party with the machine?!?!?!
Okay this story is amazing.
Du Hast playing in the background just makes it that better
I was cracking up when Arthur and Percy were portrayed as the cops.
AnD tHaT's HoW mAfIa wOrKs
I need the link for the original video 🙂
Agreed. I want to know the comedian for all of these. Hes fucking awesome.
+Songstress Azura I found it by googling "Russian Mob The Machine", his name is Bert Kreischer.
+nicosisX Thanks a ton! Never thought of doing that :D #ObviousAnswersYouNeedTheInternetFor
+UltimateGamer467 look up bert kreischer the machine
From now on when i go out. Im calling myself "The Machine"
this is maybe my favorite TH-cam video
Wow I never knew Takumi was the *Machine* awesome and he's best buds with the mafia AND cops in Russia
Lucky him
damn right lucky him now if Kamui ever goes to Russia Takumi gots him covered
+Zero Basssoul He just has to say he is the Machine's brother XD
lol true
+Samantha Rizzo so true
The edits and length of this was amazing! Got your self a sub!
man the ending was the best
This is my favorite video on this entire website
calling xander big igor from now on
Damnit, really should have gone with Ballasticain class in Fates and given my man Takumi a custom-named yumi called “The Machine”. Why do I find the inspiration for this now? Also lol at Garon being the conductor
This is the best thing I have seen in ages
takumi is the MACHINE
THAT ENDING OMG
Alex and Sasha are the same name. They are also bothe genders' names.
So, basically he said we've only got Igors and Aleksanders. (( My father is actually named Igor. XD ))
Which is completely obnoxious!
...
...
...
We've got Ivans, too.
Omg best story ever love these
This was so freaking great dude you dont even know
I feel like Benny would be great in this story.
Omg.. dude. I almost died laughing.
Decieved Machine in Russia: the movie
he just became a mafia celebrity
This just proves my point that Nohr is Russia
Is "the machine" code? Like honestly I don't understand, this is hilarious.
I AM THE MACHINE
This is exactly what I hoped it was
im cracking up so hard right now.... Takumi=best man
i cant stop laughing
this is unironicly so good
I couldn't have understood less if I tried
The fucking machine
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Move over Arnold Tankumi is the machine now
7:23 Everyone's sad and then there's Yukimura just smiling like everyone's A-OK XD
I ran my fell Takumi like a damn killing machine so i get where he is coming from
YES I AM THE MACHINE!
Percy and Arthur killed me bro.XD
i love this video so much
Beautiful
Takumi aka the machine Russian party legend
This is one of the best thing ever lol #BlameTakumi
Omg Cat Noir so cute!!!
They should make a Durarara version of this with the big Russain guys who own the Sushi restaurant lol
Dude, I think if we met in real life, if you found things like this funny I think we would be friends
"Before the train takes off"
This is so perfect
That was amazing