At aged 4-5, Mom began to have me kneel beside my bed, head bowed, hands in perfect formation , eyes squinched shut and methodically repeat the prayer. Thankfully, I was not really aware of the meaning of this prayer,.only that my mother stood behind me and I knew that after she would tuck me in and kiss my forehead. A fond memory....
LOL my mom used to have me say the "now i lay me down to sleep" prayer every night before bedtime so when this was talked about i was howling with laughter haha
Ok I feel called out about the pants. I'm a female Gen X'er who is STILL wearing my same exact jeans from the 90's and you can't even see my feet when I wear them! I could smuggle an entire buffet in my jeans and no one would know! Comfort is all I care about. I'm happily married.
@@IpseDixit69 as a freakishly tall person myself I feel your pain....yet another reason why I hang onto my pants as long as humanly possible. Why the hell do women's clothing not have an inseam size?! Everything should have an inseam size!
Me too, heck what with the streaming devices becoming cable tv by putting in ads in the movies.. exactly what I was trying to avoid by buying a service 😂
Ack! I used to have to say the exact same prayer at bedtime - on my knees, next to the bed. Now I lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah... I also used to feel a little freaked out by the - if I die before I wake part. When my kids were little I changed the bedtime prayer up a little bit (so as not to TRAUMATIZE them!!!) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep (ok so far, no intentional child abuse happening) - here's the new version --- Guard me Jesus through the night , and wake me with the morning light. POW - NO THERAPY NEEDED BY AGE 5 or 6!!! Feel free to use the new version if you'd like.
Of course. Only one that heard about crucifixion, crusades, witchburning, the dark ages, the whole shabang. Neeeever happened, that was just your mother's imagination
The hardest howling laugh flash in a long time was earned by Bryan Callen when the hornet "started running towards [him]". Reminded me of Lorelai Gilmore's encounter with a spider which she though had a gun and came by car with its gang.
Rolling your sandwich meat, staggering thin cut cheese, mixing the Mayo and mustard together and a little finely chopped onion, ! It levels up a sandwich more than you would think Step up your sandwich game. If you’re making it for later. Butter the bread first
Heard a new one the other day. AFRID Avoidance/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, which the Doctors describe as having "a failure to meet nutritional needs." We used to call that "Starving".
22:55 my dad did this, and I like to think it's made me critical of my work in a good way. Looking back on drawings I did at the beginning of this year vs last week made me realize just how much I've improved when taking others criticism into account
Wow!! God bless MIA.. May she get double of what all her cancled things would have produced thru this clothing line. Hearing you talk gives me some hope out of so many ignorant people. May God bless everything you do from this point forward.
Growing up my sister had a speech impediment with the letter "R" so every time she said purse you are was not present. So when she wanted us to hand her her purse that's not what she was asking of me.
😊lmao I think I know what you mean 😂😂 what state/city/ country you grow up in? And your family dynamic growing up? Does it feel awkward or did it feel awkward? Also are you an older brother/ sibling, that would know what word that sounded like?
Shaky legs I don't know about but cramps in your calf say you are lacking magnesium,I am a registered nurse and it has happened to me bur love your take on it
12:30 The really fucked-up thing is that that prayer came about because kids that age used to die in their sleep ALL THE TIME. Go to an old cemetery some time.
" yes! There are Karen.... and their robbing me of my FREEDOM! Let me pull at my body in peace!!" Don't blame the man. Blame the struggle. the struggle is for real!!!
They should switch fathersday around and make it first before mothersday. That way if the woman decides She doesn't celebrate father's day then the man doesn't have to bother celebrating mothersday
TH-cam premium is one of the best buys to get these days, I haven't seen an ad in over 2 years. If I thought the Skip Ad 15 second ads were bad then I can't imagine how it is now
MR . B lack is right about the NYY Franchise. I've seen workout equup. They donated to nearest HS IT WAS OLD/DIRTY I've seen better ones in the garbage.
Why tf is showing up with your mom “a red flag” I go places with my son all the time because I rock with him and we have an awesome bond. Buuuut I’m first to tell him “do better” or “nope try again” soooo that’s lame!
Mexican guy wasn’t great. I’ve heard variations of all those jokes for years and years. Especially the ripped jeans one really that joke is older than dirt.
At aged 4-5, Mom began to have me kneel beside my bed, head bowed, hands in perfect formation , eyes squinched shut
and methodically repeat the prayer.
Thankfully, I was not really aware of the meaning of this prayer,.only that
my mother stood behind me and I knew that after
she would tuck me in and kiss my forehead.
A fond memory....
LOL my mom used to have me say the "now i lay me down to sleep" prayer every night before bedtime so when this was talked about i was howling with laughter haha
Mine too! Insane
My grandma did something similar, only in german and gaving me clasp my duckie on my chest.
Make that me 3! 😂
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Wide jeans, DVD dad is the most adorable dad ever
They dont understaaaand😂😂
My son couldn’t say his Rs until I taught him to say “grrrrr”! Proud father moment there.
Priceless!
That's so terrific! I might steal that if I may. My son is 4 and can't get Rr and a couple others. But he SO enjoys all things that growl!😅
My son couldn't say his R's either. They used animal phonics, so "Wedgie Wooster" is what we heard, lol!
Awesome, I am telling my gf this to help her son thanx
Let me pull on my body in peace! 😂
Ok I feel called out about the pants. I'm a female Gen X'er who is STILL wearing my same exact jeans from the 90's and you can't even see my feet when I wear them! I could smuggle an entire buffet in my jeans and no one would know!
Comfort is all I care about. I'm happily married.
lol. me too! I had to look up and make sure that wasn't my son talking ish about me!!! 😅🤣😂
Remember JNCO's 😂? The wide leg style was obscenely wide, but somehow very cool.
Love my wide legged jeans. 😂 Hardest part for me was finding them long enough. 😂
@@IpseDixit69 as a freakishly tall person myself I feel your pain....yet another reason why I hang onto my pants as long as humanly possible.
Why the hell do women's clothing not have an inseam size?! Everything should have an inseam size!
What goes around, comes around.
Hang onto your wardrobe and if you're no longer interested in wearing it again,
sell it as *Vintage*!
The dad with the DVDs sounds adorable. Im thinking about going back to physical media
Me too, heck what with the streaming devices becoming cable tv by putting in ads in the movies.. exactly what I was trying to avoid by buying a service 😂
And I kinda want those secret jeans 😩😂
My mom had me say that same prayer but, at the end we'd say, "God Bless Grandma, so n so, etc...and all our friends and relatives...Amen
Ack! I used to have to say the exact same prayer at bedtime - on my knees, next to the bed. Now I lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah... I also used to feel a little freaked out by the - if I die before I wake part. When my kids were little I changed the bedtime prayer up a little bit (so as not to TRAUMATIZE them!!!) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep (ok so far, no intentional child abuse happening) - here's the new version --- Guard me Jesus through the night , and wake me with the morning light. POW - NO THERAPY NEEDED BY AGE 5 or 6!!! Feel free to use the new version if you'd like.
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Luv it thanks
Not a dad bod, a “you’re not my dad” bod😭😭😭😂
These guys were great. Thanks for making me laugh
My DVDs and VHS are grouped by actors too!😆😆😆🙌
That was an awesome compilation! 😅
The hornet story had me cackling!!!😂
Who is the second comedian??? So good ❤😂
I think it's Tone Bell
I had to say the now I lay me prayer as a child, too!
Who's the comedian who said that his Jamaican dad came to the airport naked? That was classic!!! 😂
12:51 I can remember my best friend growing up saying this with her mum at sleepovers before we went to bed
Dad with the DVDs is me and my dad all day long
Now I lay me down to sleep.....I thought I was the only kid who knew this 😂😂😂
Of course. Only one that heard about crucifixion, crusades, witchburning, the dark ages, the whole shabang. Neeeever happened, that was just your mother's imagination
Love this❤!!!😂
They just walk around looking at architecture LOL!
Lmao
The hardest howling laugh flash in a long time was earned by Bryan Callen when the hornet "started running towards [him]".
Reminded me of Lorelai Gilmore's encounter with a spider which she though had a gun and came by car with its gang.
Rolling your sandwich meat, staggering thin cut cheese, mixing the Mayo and mustard together and a little finely chopped onion, ! It levels up a sandwich more than you would think Step up your sandwich game. If you’re making it for later. Butter the bread first
Heard a new one the other day.
AFRID
Avoidance/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, which the Doctors describe as having "a failure to meet nutritional needs."
We used to call that "Starving".
ARFID
not to be a killjoy but coming from someone with this, its more than a failure to meet nutritional needs.
Acronyms for everything. Kinda like redefining words in the dictionary to fit whatever narrative those fucks are pushing.
@@sanbii942what is it?
5'7" Filipino man 😂
12:30
I wasn’t looking, so I thought the guy with the beanie was George Lopez, before I came to check my phone haha
Most ironic and funny part of show to me 1:05:32 🤣Low hanging fruit.
6:00 who is that? 😂
13:03 and they wonder why I have a anxiety disorder
Love these guys!!😂
22:55 my dad did this, and I like to think it's made me critical of my work in a good way. Looking back on drawings I did at the beginning of this year vs last week made me realize just how much I've improved when taking others criticism into account
Wow...this is awesome...
Wow!! God bless MIA.. May she get double of what all her cancled things would have produced thru this clothing line. Hearing you talk gives me some hope out of so many ignorant people. May God bless everything you do from this point forward.
Growing up my sister had a speech impediment with the letter "R" so every time she said purse you are was not present. So when she wanted us to hand her her purse that's not what she was asking of me.
😊lmao I think I know what you mean 😂😂 what state/city/ country you grow up in? And your family dynamic growing up? Does it feel awkward or did it feel awkward? Also are you an older brother/ sibling, that would know what word that sounded like?
Are you maybe just English? The impediment might be the rest of your family's, not your sister's.
😂great lineup 😊😅
Who's the guy at 43:18 ?
Billy Gardell
@@bcaadi22 really?
@@bcaadi22I found him, it's actually Billy Gardell 😊
Shaky legs I don't know about but cramps in your calf say you are lacking magnesium,I am a registered nurse and it has happened to me bur love your take on it
Wait a minute, is this not the Starbucks cup dude?
29 minutes in lol
Who is the first comic???? ❤❤❤
Neal I think
Nate Bargatze
12:49 way to keep it real. Used to take life for granted before Jesus 2-3 years ago. He changed my life.
His mom sounds like Jo koy moms. 😮
Who is the Italian guy with the angry dad? I want to see more of his stuff. 😂
You can't explain ripped jeans to anyone thinking clearly and not just buying whatever he's told to buy.
U misspelled old, cus it happens to us all, once ur no longer in the loop u don’t get anything 😂
But...but...the streaming services don't always have the thing I want to watch!
Whats the comics name? 34:00
Who's the comedian @46:30?
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12:30 The really fucked-up thing is that that prayer came about because kids that age used to die in their sleep ALL THE TIME. Go to an old cemetery some time.
My mom said the same thing about disney. He didn't recall his 1st trip . As a grown man he travels allnthe time.
Who is 39:00?
who is this guy 43:43
I need to know as well
The Jean DVD guy was funny!
1:51 1:51 I know materialistic people too. They are the ones not to trust. 2:38
I think you could probably throw a few more commercials in there if you just reduce the content.
Not a minute late
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" yes! There are Karen.... and their robbing me of my FREEDOM! Let me pull at my body in peace!!"
Don't blame the man. Blame the struggle.
the struggle is for real!!!
Q: How many copies of "The Expendables "Franchise hast your dad?
What is the name of the comedian who spoke about his dad becoming a small filipino man 😂??
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So who is the 20 year old dufus who thinks his parents generation didn't understand abstract art? Faaarrk!
That guy was horrible.
I thought everyone filded there DVDs by actor.Lol
What😂
They should switch fathersday around and make it first before mothersday. That way if the woman decides
She doesn't celebrate father's day then the man doesn't have to bother celebrating mothersday
Bruh they have ads every 3 minutes wtf
TH-cam premium is one of the best buys to get these days, I haven't seen an ad in over 2 years. If I thought the Skip Ad 15 second ads were bad then I can't imagine how it is now
Who's the Australian?
If your child calls you a mother f'r, just remind them of who's mother it is that your F'n 😮
Children have emotional memory starting in the womb.
Irish catholic whos this funy fella
Tom Pappa lol
WTF is "nucular" physics? @23:48
It’s obvious he said “nuclear” physics. Maybe the spelling was wrong for the captioning?
Yah the joke about the mom the only one laughing at the guys jokes, he probably never got anything after that, because of his mom Hint Hint.
MR . B lack is right about the NYY Franchise. I've seen workout equup. They donated to nearest HS IT WAS OLD/DIRTY I've seen better ones in the garbage.
Given that your father is a nuclear physicist, you should know how to properly pronounce nu-clee-ur.
Who is the guy that told the shi tter joke?
Why tf is showing up with your mom “a red flag” I go places with my son all the time because I rock with him and we have an awesome bond. Buuuut I’m first to tell him “do better” or “nope try again” soooo that’s lame!
Sorry, but I hate it when Gen Z or fellow Millennials say stupid stuff....abstract Art!!? that's NOT a recent thing....Mondriaan....helloooow..
You seem like a nice guy. Choose a different profession.
Mexican guy wasn’t great. I’ve heard variations of all those jokes for years and years. Especially the ripped jeans one really that joke is older than dirt.
😢❤please bleep out the cussing
Now I lay me down to sleep beside my bed a gun I keep if I awaken your inside of corners ran over your last how that for a remake
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@@alancameron6687 it's a different bedtime prayer that was modified for my family
hmmm...
its ok.
a lot of cringe moments, but its oukay...
Why do people laugh at everything stupid
It’s fake laughter
Just stupid mentality
Trevino sucks.
I'm so tired of comedians getting up and explaining how much they deeply hate being around their spouse.
Which ones of these do?
It’s like a who’s who of horrible comedy
I saw Dan, and it started with Nate. So unless it's terrible for an hour, no.
It's early Nate bargatze when he was at his best so I can't say it's the worst
Wow thanks for your valuable input 👍 🙂
@@estyron27858 ... Maggots are baby flys.
Ok Cody you go do a better job if not shut up and enjoy
I am definitely the second guy's dad.
Me too! 😅🤣😂
Yoo Cody go do a better job if not cry in the closet