IT'S NOT YOUR SIZE THAT'S THE ISSUE

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  • @planningandpowerlifting
    @planningandpowerlifting 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    That duet with Mr Snowflake was chef's kiss.

    • @phagnutpn1531
      @phagnutpn1531 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No literally

  • @Doomstacked_peasant
    @Doomstacked_peasant 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    It bothers me that amber thinks Jordy living with his family is something to be mocked. I could go on this topic, but amber needs her mommy more than Jordy needs his I'm sure

    • @middleofnowhere1313
      @middleofnowhere1313 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      These are hard economic times. Amd sometimes families live together to assist each other. Honestly, having single people live alone is a very modern thing.

    • @Doomstacked_peasant
      @Doomstacked_peasant 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @middleofnowhere1313 it makes more sense to pay rent to your parents instead of paying rent to some other family. Until Jordy can buy his own.

    • @cookie6689
      @cookie6689 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      She says that because she could never have that even if she wanted it, her own grandmother and mother kicked her out.

    • @Dougie19xx
      @Dougie19xx 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Does Amber think Jordy NEEDS to stay with someone?? 😂😂😂😂

    • @lilymay616
      @lilymay616 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Hamberlynn has to use girlfriends and mommy as live in assistance and she doesn’t drive nor own a car (not shaming anyone one in that situation)… but she has zero room to even dare talk about someone’s living situation.

  • @theoddone6213
    @theoddone6213 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    What's funny is Jordy has never disclosed his living situation, so how she can so confidently talk about him living with his mom is telling. Her ex best friend, Alexis, revealed that Amberlynn had paid for Jordy's personal information. Seems like she told on herself here.

    • @meganrae2508
      @meganrae2508 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I was wondering about that - I hadn’t watched him in a while (love him, but there are only so many times I can watch the ALR even through reactors), so I didn’t know if I just missed that somewhere.

    • @thepotatopatty
      @thepotatopatty 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was wondering this as well.

    • @RippedPantyhose
      @RippedPantyhose 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@meganrae2508The best one to watch ALR IS The Ankle 😂

    • @HecticLlama
      @HecticLlama 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yep she’s baiting him to give more information about where he lives. Disgusting.

  • @judeemclaughlin7394
    @judeemclaughlin7394 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Amber has never gotten over Jordy refusing to let her go on his live stream because he didn't trust her to try to do something to get his stream demonetized. I have watched many of his streams on replay. The "fat jokes" are usually in context to something she is doing to specifically emphasize her body/size. He has also kicked people out for being too crass in their insults.

    • @CryinInDaaClub
      @CryinInDaaClub 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah she can never get control of him and it drives her insane. And I LOOOOOVE IIIIITTTTT

  • @islanddreamer7213
    @islanddreamer7213 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    Yes, BingoLynn go off while you wait for a ride from your mom to the buffet next to the bingo hall!! The nerve.

  • @tonyasmith5437
    @tonyasmith5437 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    that duet had me snorting! 😂

  • @missychan63
    @missychan63 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    How many questions is she going to ask Jordy? I stopped counting at 12. I'm still waiting for the actual "one question" she would ask...

    • @PhatCowChronicles
      @PhatCowChronicles  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I'm not sure what the actual question was tbh

  • @KTrew
    @KTrew 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    ALR uses fatphobia as a straw man, the reason being is she has no other arguments. ALR has got to that stage of drag you down to the gutter and beat you with experience (of being in the gutter) because she has no critical thinking and no arguments. ALR made her money being a troll and a liar but absolutely hates being known as a troll and can't stand being labelled a liar either. I have to constantly remind myself of this as she can make my blood boil.

  • @TheTamelie1
    @TheTamelie1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    The level of arrogance and narcissism with these two (Amber/Chantal), takes your breath away.😐😒🙄. And P...thank you for making me laugh, I needed it.❤

    • @savedbyJESUS777
      @savedbyJESUS777 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Have a great, happy, safe and Blessed week....
      Full of laughter 🤗

    • @TheTamelie1
      @TheTamelie1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@savedbyJESUS777 Thank you😺! I wish the same to you🐈🐾🐾

  • @morticiaaddams1797
    @morticiaaddams1797 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I will always believe she writes her own questions, over half of them anyway.
    Amber's smugness just ticks me off. One thing Jordy can do is drive himself to where he wants to go but ambie needs to wait on mommy to come get her. Hey Amber, what really happened to rarity ??!!
    Another fantastic video Phat Cow ❤️❤️❤️🐄

  • @riaglitta
    @riaglitta 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I started this on my way into work to listen to on my commute. For whatever reason videos always tend to pause about a minute in or so. Yours paused right after "compared to a mountain, even an elephant would be considered dainty." and just stopped. And frankly - it was pretty perfect right there lol. 🤭🤭

  • @Dandelionhopes
    @Dandelionhopes 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Amber shamed Jordy for living with his family... Amber can't leave the house without an attendant. Her mom drove her across country due to her inability to take any means of public transportation .

  • @DawnyC
    @DawnyC 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Jordy is better than you Amber! He’s not an animal abuser, we haven’t seen him abuse partners or seen him accuse someone of SA, and hasn’t monetized cancer and dementia or diabetes.

  • @rachelmetherell172
    @rachelmetherell172 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    😂😂😂 omg the duet!

    • @cherriberri7161
      @cherriberri7161 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It was fantastic! We all need Mr Snowflake & Phat Cow to record an extended version!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @rachelmetherell172
      @rachelmetherell172 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @cherriberri7161 Hehe that would be amazing! I love that idea🖤

  • @SausageSideways
    @SausageSideways 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    I was far too confused when i clicked on this like wait...where's PC 😂

  • @cindysheehan1311
    @cindysheehan1311 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    I frequently vacillate between ALR or Feudy Boody over who's the worst person (not in politics) in the world. It's tough.

    • @DawnyC
      @DawnyC 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Amber is far worse to her partners. They are both ungrateful to the audience. Both horrendous pet owners.

    • @renferal5290
      @renferal5290 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I think Chantal is by far the worst in my opinion

    • @jennwatson2688
      @jennwatson2688 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Foodie is worse!!! 😮

    • @DawnyC
      @DawnyC 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jennwatson2688 Amber is not too far behind. They both are animal abusers, they’ve been with underage people, have falsely accused people of SA, and treat their audience like 💩.

    • @DawnyC
      @DawnyC 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@renferal5290 Amber is very close. Both of them are hateful people who would do anything to be claimed.

  • @jackyhawkins1895
    @jackyhawkins1895 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Dear, oh dear. There's nothing between their ears with these two 🙄

  • @chris5942
    @chris5942 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Its amusing that the one thing FB and ALR can change is what they think we hate them for.

  • @MrsMorrisReads
    @MrsMorrisReads 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I’ve been thinking recently that the reason the girls don’t lose weight is because if they do then they’d have nothing to blame the hate on. Cause god forbid they face their true internal problems. It’s easier to stay fat and blame it on fatphobia.

  • @PhedrenoDelaunay
    @PhedrenoDelaunay 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Hahahaha you and Snowflake need to duet more 😂

  • @anseladams23
    @anseladams23 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Amber's answer is all gaslighting. Reactors to Foodie and ALR rarely criticize her for her weight and shape. She is criticized for manipulation, neglect and abuse.

  • @dominiquewild3823
    @dominiquewild3823 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    To everyone reading this: I hope you have a great day and that you find joy and inner peace in your life ❤

    • @flyingscot47
      @flyingscot47 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    • @LeOhio817
      @LeOhio817 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same to you.

    • @savedbyJESUS777
      @savedbyJESUS777 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And you add well, sweetie❤❤
      That's very kind of you.

  • @vulgarshudder
    @vulgarshudder 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    The moral fiber of gorlworld is a really low bar to beat...don't abuse animals/partners or predate the vulnerable and I think your conscience can rest clear.

  • @pourcelaine
    @pourcelaine 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Phat Cow that beautiful duet in the intro may be your finest work yet

  • @rachelmetherell172
    @rachelmetherell172 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Bravo! You had me in equal fits of laughter as you stimulated my little grey cells!
    Your analysis of Amber and Foodie were spot on as usual.
    Wishing you a wonderful day 🖤💜🖤

  • @Ashley-un9rp
    @Ashley-un9rp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you for saying what all of us were thinking!! ❤

  • @PittsburghPatsy
    @PittsburghPatsy 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    And she lies to people and throws juvenile tantrums for money. So what's her point?

  • @wereshnefer
    @wereshnefer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I'm seeing a collab in the future

    • @simona_ab
      @simona_ab 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I would like it myself! ❤

  • @tia_ln
    @tia_ln 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow she really got him there. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’d say how embarrassing for her, but she doesn’t feel shame or embarrassment.

  • @susanpritchard7521
    @susanpritchard7521 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Is there enough fabric and stuffing to create a new ambie voodie type deal?

    • @manzanitakatznellenbogen2870
      @manzanitakatznellenbogen2870 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A Chantalynn would be an Eldritch Horror I can live without ta muchly 😂

    • @PhatCowChronicles
      @PhatCowChronicles  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've given it some thought but ALR is a very difficult shape with the legs and all. The foodies I make don't have legs, just feet directly onto bottom. I give it even more thought.

    • @aineoconnell690
      @aineoconnell690 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PhatCowChronicles think tomatoes as body then eggs as legs.....it'd be a start 😂😂

  • @ellyburge08
    @ellyburge08 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Please, please, please do more reactions to ALR because this was fantastic!!!! She truly has some nerve shading Jordy for living with his parents (IDK if he even does) when she's spent her entire adult life mooching off other people 👌

  • @CatSharkie
    @CatSharkie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Start with a duet and end with a mic drop 😂

  • @lyndeecee6360
    @lyndeecee6360 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Let's not forget Amber came on Utube to " hold myself accountable " and she haz never done this. She blames all on her weight fat jokes ect...faking crap to get views and monetized on lies , FBI frank? I'm a fatty but not super obeased like her and she looks funny. Her arms her legs...something SHE has done to herself she asked for this .. please explain to Amber what the word "accountable " means...lol I'm not gonna lie Ambrr...

  • @tussiemussie8759
    @tussiemussie8759 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Amber and Foodie, for the last time, I'm not fatphobic because "I ain't afraid of no fat!" 😊

  • @thunderrain789
    @thunderrain789 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Eh, she's just salty she got blocked. Best part is all she would have to do to chat with him again is unblock him on Instagram. He made that extremely clear 😂

  • @polythene_zam
    @polythene_zam 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    the duet was comedic gold 🖤

  • @owloralien
    @owloralien 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Afternoon all! 👋 Ugh I’m in bed feeling terrible (thanks fibro!👍) so I can’t think of anything interesting or funny to say, so I’ll just say I hope you all are having a nice day 😊

  • @_plantlife
    @_plantlife 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Amber asking why Jordy he thinks he’s better than her is laughable when so far as I know it he hasn’t lied about SA or claim their ex has sexual assaulted her only for the ex to come out and state that it was actually amber who sexually assaulted the ex and abused him and then amber tried to back track and say she didn’t mean that … so she lied on her ex about grape 🍇 … okay amber 🙄 yeah it’s fat phobia

  • @YasAdele90
    @YasAdele90 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    See ive watched jordy from his beginning and he's always been proper and careful with his selections of words and if there has ever been any issue with chat or something hes always sorted it. Hes great

  • @rachelburke9223
    @rachelburke9223 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    😂😂😂pls dont drag the bee gees into alrs bush

  • @cocoapuffs5496
    @cocoapuffs5496 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    You and Mr.
    Cardigan have a great singing voice lol and again you are spot on

  • @oneseeker2
    @oneseeker2 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I literally can't do the horrid alr.

  • @vulnerable7224
    @vulnerable7224 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    We all are just fat phobic pieces of sht. They are amazing people who have done nothing wrong ❤

    • @Lynne...
      @Lynne... 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      EXACTLY TEARDROP!

  • @gr8fullife151
    @gr8fullife151 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Truer words were never spoken. These are the true thoughts of the whole community. Thank you Phat Cow! 💛

  • @trippin6118
    @trippin6118 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    If you are involved in the feederism kink I would think a fat joke would be a compliment. And I doubt there is anything dainty about her. She tried to get the upper hand on Jordy but it really backfired and made her look foolish, in my opinion. And making fun of Jordy's skin color is better than his fat jokes?

  • @kimberlybrown5348
    @kimberlybrown5348 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    18:17 i love it when you laugh. This is hysterical 😂

  • @woolbender
    @woolbender 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Hilarious 😂, poor reactors they my never recover 🤭 🙏❤️

  • @SqueakyVegan
    @SqueakyVegan 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1000 lbs friends

  • @kimberlybrown5348
    @kimberlybrown5348 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I can't stop watching the intro

  • @cindy-hz2xb
    @cindy-hz2xb 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The beginning with pc singing with mr.snowflake was hilarious 😂😂❤❤

  • @mygirls6255
    @mygirls6255 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You are hilarious!

  • @islanddreamer7213
    @islanddreamer7213 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Nooooooo....my fav song tainted for life😂😂😂😢😢😢😭😭😭🤭!!

  • @aprilc63
    @aprilc63 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You have a beautiful singing voice 😂😂😂😂

  • @EleanorRigby-ih5cs
    @EleanorRigby-ih5cs 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love when you crack up laughing 😂😂❤❤

  • @CryinInDaaClub
    @CryinInDaaClub 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh man I busted out laughing when Snowflake started singing. Love the cold opens!

  • @superstorm16
    @superstorm16 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    🎶I feel your fur in the morning sun
    I know you're out there in the snow❄ and rain
    And when you explored too hard from me
    I wanna feel you in my arms again🐈
    And she came to me on a summer breeze
    Keep me warm in your folds, then you softly love🐂
    And it's me you need to feed 🤥
    How deep are your folds?
    How deep are your folds?
    How deep are your folds?
    I really need to know
    'Cause we're living in a world of foods
    Eating them down🍪, why can't Jordy let us be?
    Doesn't he know I have bpd?
    I believe in you
    You left open the door to my very soul🚪
    You're the light in my deepest, dangliest ankle🦶
    You're my savior when I fall
    And you may not think I care for you
    When you know down inside that I really do (Jordy😘)
    And it's me you need to pay your bills💸
    How big is your bush?
    How big is your bush?
    How big is your bush?
    I really need to know
    'Cause we're living in a world of truth
    How big does it grow? Very deep within your folds
    In the dark does your bush grow 🥀
    Na-na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na🎶

  • @sharipazyck-gv2dv
    @sharipazyck-gv2dv 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Good morning!

  • @whitebird5468
    @whitebird5468 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    ALR is to hectic for me.
    Love you! 💜

  • @mainers9618
    @mainers9618 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I admire you for taking them both on. You have described them succinctly. They share personality traits that nobody would like to deal with in real life especially on a daily basis. You and Jordy are very pleasant and entertaining. I watch both of you regularly.

  • @biancablast8153
    @biancablast8153 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂amber projection much !

  • @kimberlybrown5348
    @kimberlybrown5348 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was an excellent show. I just love you.

  • @sstreet8617
    @sstreet8617 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So good I watched it twice!

  • @gr8fullife151
    @gr8fullife151 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Living with parents may be the only way young people can save up the down payment for a home these days. Some may never be able to own a home.

  • @Barbedwiredgifts
    @Barbedwiredgifts 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I live on a generational farm. lived near to my family always. I would not be the farmer, mother, Nana,auntie, sister, I am today without that support and love. I give as much as I get and I would not change a thing. I am embarrassed for this human. Jordy I don’t know you but, couldn’t care less about her-or foodies opinions 😂 living with, near or far…a family is what you put in to it. Love your commentary ❤

  • @mammuchan8923
    @mammuchan8923 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OMG a duet between Phat Cow and Mr. ❄, we need more 😍😍

  • @Dale115
    @Dale115 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ROFL. That intro. You are so silly funny relevant. HUMANLY real. 😅😂❤

  • @renferal5290
    @renferal5290 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    LMFAO!!! JFC!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YasAdele90
    @YasAdele90 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Omg i am howling

  • @ConcreteCauldron
    @ConcreteCauldron 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love the collaboration with Snowflake!!!

  • @rabbitrulez
    @rabbitrulez 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I played World of Warcraft a few months ago with my friend, honestly it’s pretty fun, easy to get into and instal, if Amber is such a gamer in her own words why does she make fun of jordy for supposedly playing world of Warcraft.

  • @bestlaidplans2024
    @bestlaidplans2024 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Even she doesn't believe that the reaction channels are fatphobic. She's just stirring the pot trying to get some views. Desperate as always

    • @manzanitakatznellenbogen2870
      @manzanitakatznellenbogen2870 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@bestlaidplans2024 The irony is that I've actually subscribed to reactors just because they've been raging about them 😂

  • @dez6278
    @dez6278 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think Jordy lives with his wife and kids. FB just says he lives in his mom's basement bc she's bitter she's not smart enough to keep up with him, like Amber. Amber left him a drunk vm before saying he reminded her of an old friend and she really liked him, etc. He didn't go for it and she's been jelly ever since.
    Real nice Amber, complain about body shaming then tell him he's too pale. You know you're more pale than him right? I mean, it is December..

  • @sitwithus842
    @sitwithus842 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Omg. Roflmbo

  • @catherinecookson225
    @catherinecookson225 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am going to block out "how big is your Bush Amber because I really need to know" because I love this guy and I will not have one lapse in judgment come between us 😂

  • @chris5942
    @chris5942 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Lololololol

  • @Tiggeez
    @Tiggeez 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m almost…… almost….. feeling sorry for Amber and Chantal. To have no real emotions or love for anyone other than themselves. Truly a sad life.

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    increasingly I find that there are things I wish amber didn't Share with the internet.
    why would someone ask her that? I mean this is the internet so it's completely possible that it's a real question from someone but it seems like a random comment you'd find under an Adult Video.
    the Reason Jordy watches it with his audience is because he has a good relationship with them and they chime in and it's more fun Jordy probably gets super chats and stuff like that too. Giving your audience a chance to interact with you can have benefits if your audience doesn't think you're vile.
    that duet made me laugh.

  • @oldwomanranting
    @oldwomanranting 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jordy choreographies his streams and vids, something Amber doesn’t do.

  • @kellidusselier7817
    @kellidusselier7817 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don’t care about their weight and never have. I think it’s bad choices. I think it’s sad you aren’t taking care of yourself. But it’s all about character. And they have done some bad things and don’t seem to recognize that. And just make excuses for themselves. They put it out there so it’s only fair we can call that out. That’s the issue.

  • @candiceyoung8244
    @candiceyoung8244 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ❤❤❤

  • @jenniferh7297
    @jenniferh7297 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Second! 💜

  • @Banshee911
    @Banshee911 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    First! ❤🎉😊🎉

    • @Jennifer.T
      @Jennifer.T 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      👏👏👏💓💓💓

  • @DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut
    @DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Personally, i cannot stand the chronic narcissism and self aggrandisement of Mr. Snowflake. His fake "funny and silly simple british guy" stich is old and transparent. Just my two cents.

    • @LouisianaGirlypop
      @LouisianaGirlypop 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree. I don't understand how people like him. He is not that great. He is turning into a lolcow himself.

    • @codymartin6117
      @codymartin6117 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I think he is great.He is Scottish fyi

    • @pancakesyo
      @pancakesyo 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Eat more kraut, it might help you

    • @deborahbather7808
      @deborahbather7808 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@codymartin6117Not Scottish, but north east. Not far from Scotland tho 👌

  • @momana550
    @momana550 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    She asks these questions herself. Bush question is for drama and views. It worked for foobs

  • @fairelady2907
    @fairelady2907 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Kudos to you for stiflingly your laughter for as long as you did! For after all, one cannot take this sh-- seriously. I enjoy your content. 👀👀