While its great that Mario Kart is adding in all these new tracks, the downside is that it makes it less and less likely Baby Park is selected. Thank goodness for awesome folks like Speedy who still know its worth selecting! Turn 1: 34:49 In typical poor-form-Chilled mode, he fails to get a boost at the start of the race. Then he swings out wide to grab an item. Just look at what this does to this rank below. And all so that he could get a blue shell, lol. Terrible trade Grade: F Rank: 2nd to 8th Turn 2: 35:00 He once again takes the turn too wide, doesn't start his powerslide nearly early enough. After getting an item, he does manage to cut back inside and slightly cut the corner, but this is still a sloppy one. At least he has a bullet bill to show for it this time. Grade: D- Rank: 8th to 7th Turn 3: 35:06 Bullet bill time, nothing to comment on here Turn 4: 35:09 Chilled has a star. Unfortunately his timing and positioning are all wrong (far too late and too far inside). With the star, he should be cutting through the grass as much as possible, instead he stays on the track the whole time, accumulating too much extra distance and therefore adding seconds to his clock. Grade: D Rank: 2nd to 2nd Turn 5: 35:14 Bullet bill time, no evaluation necessary Turn 6: 35:20 He's already about to pick up an item, so it makes no sense for him to swing inside to grab a second, but there he goes....ruining the turn. He ends up swinging WAY outside on the exit of the turn. Very sloppy Grade: D Rank: 3rd to 4th Turn 7: 35:26 Finally his positioning is correct, as he's in the middle out of the outside lane. But he still starts his powerslide much too late. He should be starting his slide right as the map changes from pink to blue. Hold left on the stick until you cross the plank representing the diameter of the turn. Then slam the stick right to cut in hard. While this turn is better than most, the bar for him is so terribly low that this looks good in comparison. By the way, yo uget a good view of Speedy doing what Chilled should have done when he had a star on turn 4. Pay attention to how close Chilled is to speedy prior to the turn, then look how far behind he is after the turn. Yes, luck is an element of success on this track. But there are still right and wrong ways to run this race! Grade: D+ Rank: 4th to 4th Speedy's grade: A Turn 8: 35:31 Way too inside. Way too late with his powerslide. Also, similar to me highlighting Speedy last turn, watch how wide he takes this turn, basically giving up all that ground back to Chilled. Cutting the turn is important! Back-to-back turns clearly demonstrating this!! Grade: D Rank: 4th to 6th Speedy's Grade: F Turn 9: 35:37 Chilled has a star. And takes the turn in the outside lane the whole way. He's doing it on purpose to troll me. That has to be the only explanation to this. Also, Chilled had a mushroom and burns it while on a star, lol.... So wasteful. He also picked up another star and clicks it while the other star was still going. So intentionally wasteful. His brain doesn't work like this on any other track. He reserves all this exclusively for Baby Park. Its incredible. Grade: D Rank: 5th to 5h Turn 10: 35:42 Ok. Chilled finally makes an effort to cut through the grass. But his angle is wrong. He doesn't even get a powerslide going, just tries to make a 'regular' joy-stick only turn, no shoulder buttons. He remembers he can powerslide eventually, but its far too late, the turn was botched already. Slamming into the far wall on the exit was inevitable. Once again though, Speedy takes a MUCH better angle. We can once again pay close attention to the gap between Speedy & Chilled before and after the turn. Its a stark difference. Grade: F Rank: 5th to 5th Speedy's Grade: A Turn 11: 35:47 He's positioned correctly in the middle of the outside lane. But his slide starts far too late. Then he gets a ghost and thinks he can cut through the grass with that, coming to a halt. Ouch. Just ouch. He also completely wastes the mushroom he received from the ghost. The game tries to help him, and instead Chilled opts to punch himself in the balls thinking that would be better. Grade: F Rank: 5th to 5th Turn 12: 35:53 He's too far inside going into this turn. And then he swings out wide to grab an item, not sure why, since he's mis-used literally every single non-bullet bill item. Is he hope he'll only receive bullet bills?? Grade: F Rank: 5th to 7th Turn 13: 35:58 He just activated a star one second ago. Gets another star, then immediately activates it. Why does this man even try to seek out items at all when he misuses them so horribly??????? Anyway, his positioning and timing were just as bad as his item usage and while he does cut the grass, his angle coming out of the grass has him on a 90-degree angle with the wall. He manages to miss the wall this time, but its still incredibly sloppy. Chilled would be better if he ran this race with auto-steering. Grade: F Rank: 7th to 7th Turn 14: 36:03 Basically a worse version of turn 13. Yeah, he cuts through the grass, but his angling is once again shameful. This time he even clips the wall on his exit. Grade: F Rank: 7th to 6th So I think I want a little hard on our boy Chilled here. But man, that was his worst race yet. It deserves to be called at as such. Not only have his turns gotten worse, but its like this guy forgot how ALL the items worked in this game.
@@briarrose6226 No! Any claims by Speedy that he's actually the one writing this are completely false! Speedy is thieving credit-stealer, and anyone out there who tries to speak fondly of him obviously just has an agenda they're trying to push!
Finally custom item selection! I always found it strange they didn't bring it across from smash because its such a good system for basically any game! Can't wait to see some of the whacky stuff this ends up bringing!
“I thought I hit him once but it turned out to be my brother Tarble instead” Later: Santa is listing everything naughty about the Z Fighters…and then Vegeta. “Vegeta, wow….there’s not enough time in the day. But how about the time you put a hole in my Sleigh!!!” “Ha! I did hit him”
Holy cow, custom item rules opens up a lot of possibilities. Wave 3 is awesome in more ways than one! Blue shells only oddly feels very strategic because you have to figure out getting past the Blue Shell Frenzy. However, it’s also suffering because it’s hard to do.
TFS just released a new holiday special today, and low and behold less them five minuets into this video they're talking about an older one. "Merry Christmas for Vegeta!"
Hey chilled (Anthony) but that’s weird lol I genuinely wanted to show my appreciation, i grew up watching you. That’s what’s gotten me into gaming, partially ofc. But if it wasn’t for your videos as a kid man, I wouldn’t b the person I am. All those gary mod prop hunt videos. The cards against humanity with Galm smarty n ze, the toribash with them too. I even remember when you first got Rex, I haven’t watched all ur videos recently to see how he’s doing but I hope he’s good and as playful as ever. Recently I’ve went back and watched ur monopoly, and risk videos, fan frickin tastic. U really got me thru so much. It’s crazy to c y playing with speedy, he was always someone I watched but you man jeez. It’s been so long and I c on ur first channel you’ve stopped posting and I think streaming but I hope your doing well, if you stop making TH-cam videos man, I dunno how I’d react jus to c u gone. imma keep looking through ur videos and stuff to c if u gotta P.O. Box or sum I would like to give something to you. All love from over here man
Cheesy and Tom the stay in first guys is here. Wasn't Tom the the guy who last time joined muted for one race, marked his first place dominance on chilled and friends and left the "beta" group without a word? lol
Now that I'm able to watch the video at my leisure, that blue-shells-only stuff on Excitebike really turned this game into something else. There's an event in the Olympics for Track Cycling called the Sprint (check out track cycling mens sprint finals.) Its a three lap race, but they spend the first couple laps going super slow then go all out ballistic at the very end. Super strange to watch.
I've been binging these maps for two days trying to get 3 stars (starting in 150cc, of course). It's surprisingly difficult on Moon Cup. I get three 1st places and then get shelled and/or lightninged and/or bombed all at once on the last half lap and get between 3rd and 6th on Rainbow Road. Considering the only maps I knew in this update from before the update are Peach Garden and Maple Treeway, I feel like I'm a pretty decent learner! Anybody else have something to share on their experiences with the update? I'd love to read it!
What C word does Tay say to ruin the streams? Is it the C word I think it is? Like the one that people will obscure by saying See You Next Tuesday? Or is it something else?
14:50 The war cry paired with the barage of blue shells was so hilarious! There were 9 of them at once all going to battle! XD
Heavy when he’s Uber charged
The horror to see 3+ Blue Shells rotating around you.
I got 5 of them around me and i laughed my ass off the hole time 🤣🤣
@@JP-nk7wz Oh god 😂
3+ Blue Shells = permanent rage quit of the likes you have never seen.
You should see Tom's perspective yeesh that's a lot turtle
The absolute MURDEROUS HOARD of blue shells at 14:52 OMG
He got hit by 9 blue shells at once xD
How many blue shells does it take to take out Tom?
The world may never know
They really wanted him dead.
This is how the train weapons from Shellshock look in 3D
I was literally gonna comment that cuz it was terrifying to see
You can't take first place from someone if NOBODY CAN HAVE IT.
It’s gonna be a fight to not take first
For once the brake is being used
I love how it's called the great equalizer just before we see that Tay won. Damn, sure is
Tay instantly got the plan in the first race. She just hung out last until the final corner. Smart play
I think all green shells could be quite hilarious. No lock-on technology, just bullet hell
Only triple green shells.
@@DarkSpyro29 I have an even better idea! Triple green shells with crazy 8s. That's like 24 green shells surrounding you.
God I would pay money to see you guys do the highest CC possible with only mushrooms
While its great that Mario Kart is adding in all these new tracks, the downside is that it makes it less and less likely Baby Park is selected. Thank goodness for awesome folks like Speedy who still know its worth selecting!
Turn 1: 34:49
In typical poor-form-Chilled mode, he fails to get a boost at the start of the race. Then he swings out wide to grab an item. Just look at what this does to this rank below. And all so that he could get a blue shell, lol. Terrible trade
Grade: F
Rank: 2nd to 8th
Turn 2: 35:00
He once again takes the turn too wide, doesn't start his powerslide nearly early enough. After getting an item, he does manage to cut back inside and slightly cut the corner, but this is still a sloppy one. At least he has a bullet bill to show for it this time.
Grade: D-
Rank: 8th to 7th
Turn 3: 35:06
Bullet bill time, nothing to comment on here
Turn 4: 35:09
Chilled has a star. Unfortunately his timing and positioning are all wrong (far too late and too far inside). With the star, he should be cutting through the grass as much as possible, instead he stays on the track the whole time, accumulating too much extra distance and therefore adding seconds to his clock.
Grade: D
Rank: 2nd to 2nd
Turn 5: 35:14
Bullet bill time, no evaluation necessary
Turn 6: 35:20
He's already about to pick up an item, so it makes no sense for him to swing inside to grab a second, but there he goes....ruining the turn. He ends up swinging WAY outside on the exit of the turn. Very sloppy
Grade: D
Rank: 3rd to 4th
Turn 7: 35:26
Finally his positioning is correct, as he's in the middle out of the outside lane. But he still starts his powerslide much too late. He should be starting his slide right as the map changes from pink to blue. Hold left on the stick until you cross the plank representing the diameter of the turn. Then slam the stick right to cut in hard. While this turn is better than most, the bar for him is so terribly low that this looks good in comparison. By the way, yo uget a good view of Speedy doing what Chilled should have done when he had a star on turn 4. Pay attention to how close Chilled is to speedy prior to the turn, then look how far behind he is after the turn. Yes, luck is an element of success on this track. But there are still right and wrong ways to run this race!
Grade: D+
Rank: 4th to 4th
Speedy's grade: A
Turn 8: 35:31
Way too inside. Way too late with his powerslide. Also, similar to me highlighting Speedy last turn, watch how wide he takes this turn, basically giving up all that ground back to Chilled. Cutting the turn is important! Back-to-back turns clearly demonstrating this!!
Grade: D
Rank: 4th to 6th
Speedy's Grade: F
Turn 9: 35:37
Chilled has a star. And takes the turn in the outside lane the whole way. He's doing it on purpose to troll me. That has to be the only explanation to this. Also, Chilled had a mushroom and burns it while on a star, lol.... So wasteful. He also picked up another star and clicks it while the other star was still going. So intentionally wasteful. His brain doesn't work like this on any other track. He reserves all this exclusively for Baby Park. Its incredible.
Grade: D
Rank: 5th to 5h
Turn 10: 35:42
Ok. Chilled finally makes an effort to cut through the grass. But his angle is wrong. He doesn't even get a powerslide going, just tries to make a 'regular' joy-stick only turn, no shoulder buttons. He remembers he can powerslide eventually, but its far too late, the turn was botched already. Slamming into the far wall on the exit was inevitable. Once again though, Speedy takes a MUCH better angle. We can once again pay close attention to the gap between Speedy & Chilled before and after the turn. Its a stark difference.
Grade: F
Rank: 5th to 5th
Speedy's Grade: A
Turn 11: 35:47
He's positioned correctly in the middle of the outside lane. But his slide starts far too late. Then he gets a ghost and thinks he can cut through the grass with that, coming to a halt. Ouch. Just ouch. He also completely wastes the mushroom he received from the ghost. The game tries to help him, and instead Chilled opts to punch himself in the balls thinking that would be better.
Grade: F
Rank: 5th to 5th
Turn 12: 35:53
He's too far inside going into this turn. And then he swings out wide to grab an item, not sure why, since he's mis-used literally every single non-bullet bill item. Is he hope he'll only receive bullet bills??
Grade: F
Rank: 5th to 7th
Turn 13: 35:58
He just activated a star one second ago. Gets another star, then immediately activates it. Why does this man even try to seek out items at all when he misuses them so horribly??????? Anyway, his positioning and timing were just as bad as his item usage and while he does cut the grass, his angle coming out of the grass has him on a 90-degree angle with the wall. He manages to miss the wall this time, but its still incredibly sloppy. Chilled would be better if he ran this race with auto-steering.
Grade: F
Rank: 7th to 7th
Turn 14: 36:03
Basically a worse version of turn 13. Yeah, he cuts through the grass, but his angling is once again shameful. This time he even clips the wall on his exit.
Grade: F
Rank: 7th to 6th
So I think I want a little hard on our boy Chilled here. But man, that was his worst race yet. It deserves to be called at as such. Not only have his turns gotten worse, but its like this guy forgot how ALL the items worked in this game.
🫡
Did Speedy ghostwrite this comment 😂
@@briarrose6226 No! Any claims by Speedy that he's actually the one writing this are completely false! Speedy is thieving credit-stealer, and anyone out there who tries to speak fondly of him obviously just has an agenda they're trying to push!
The fact that Chilled's boo kept stealing Matt's items was hilarious.
Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ “What have we created?! Nah we planned this to happen”
Finally custom item selection! I always found it strange they didn't bring it across from smash because its such a good system for basically any game! Can't wait to see some of the whacky stuff this ends up bringing!
Have a blue shell rave they said.
It was a good idea they said.
INSANE...
The pure chaos of the third grand prix... "MY MANWICH!"
Blue shell only? Does that class as a war crime?
If anyone can do it, than it’s legal
It ain’t a crime if it’s legal, XD.
More like welcome to the center of heck where you can never come back from.
Just some Mutually Assured Destruction
“I thought I hit him once but it turned out to be my brother Tarble instead”
Later: Santa is listing everything naughty about the Z Fighters…and then Vegeta.
“Vegeta, wow….there’s not enough time in the day. But how about the time you put a hole in my Sleigh!!!”
“Ha! I did hit him”
Holy cow, custom item rules opens up a lot of possibilities.
Wave 3 is awesome in more ways than one!
Blue shells only oddly feels very strategic because you have to figure out getting past the Blue Shell Frenzy. However, it’s also suffering because it’s hard to do.
*Gets first* "oh first place what a great day to be alive" Immediately gets killed with 6 Blue Shells
Yeah, it's official: blue shells only is hell on Earth. Absurdly hilarious though.
I enjoy when Chilled and friends invite Greg to join them only to make him suffer.
I've been waiting for this day. And now, the explosions, THE SCREAMING!!
After the screaming will come the eventual rise of rage quitting, depending on who is playing.
14:50 The sheer number of shells! 🤣🤣🤣💣💥
OMG check out 14:25. Literally 1-7 in a 5 meter group all saying, "well your the brave one. You first." too funny.
Bro it’s like driving in a war zone! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Winning Blue shells only is pure dumb random luck
It’s all luck until the last inch of the race
@@Zack_Zander Imagine getting nuked ON that last inch. 😆
Can’t wait to watch! Long live The Chilled!
TFS just released a new holiday special today, and low and behold less them five minuets into this video they're talking about an older one. "Merry Christmas for Vegeta!"
Shoutout to Tom for making that Lazy Town "We are Number One" reference 😂
35:50 “MY TURRET!! TORBJORN!!” 😂
Greg the man of culture DXD 22:36
Seems like Tay's finally in her element.
Hey chilled (Anthony) but that’s weird lol I genuinely wanted to show my appreciation, i grew up watching you. That’s what’s gotten me into gaming, partially ofc. But if it wasn’t for your videos as a kid man, I wouldn’t b the person I am. All those gary mod prop hunt videos. The cards against humanity with Galm smarty n ze, the toribash with them too. I even remember when you first got Rex, I haven’t watched all ur videos recently to see how he’s doing but I hope he’s good and as playful as ever. Recently I’ve went back and watched ur monopoly, and risk videos, fan frickin tastic. U really got me thru so much. It’s crazy to c y playing with speedy, he was always someone I watched but you man jeez. It’s been so long and I c on ur first channel you’ve stopped posting and I think streaming but I hope your doing well, if you stop making TH-cam videos man, I dunno how I’d react jus to c u gone. imma keep looking through ur videos and stuff to c if u gotta P.O. Box or sum I would like to give something to you.
All love from over here man
This is by far THE best Mario kart video ever!!!
Cheesy and Tom the stay in first guys is here. Wasn't Tom the the guy who last time joined muted for one race, marked his first place dominance on chilled and friends and left the "beta" group without a word? lol
You know what would be interesting maxed cc with only golden mushrooms
As soon as I saw Mario Kart updating on my switch I was waiting for this video.
Oh great! Now it's the return of the days of Mario Kart Wii.
Now that I'm able to watch the video at my leisure, that blue-shells-only stuff on Excitebike really turned this game into something else. There's an event in the Olympics for Track Cycling called the Sprint (check out track cycling mens sprint finals.) Its a three lap race, but they spend the first couple laps going super slow then go all out ballistic at the very end. Super strange to watch.
Finally, Mario Kart as it was intended to be played
I perfectly theoretically the blue shells only since the Wii U version 💀🤯
Im just on the first race and omg that was just pure chaos!
Wait wheres the first match the one where chilled didnt tell anyone that there were only blue shells
i still think mario kart needs a track creator.
Oh the title is perfect.
this is the *episode of nukes*
Watching so many blue shells going off feels like you're in World War II
Love how most of the conversations are about yugioh and dbz abridged
You can't deny that this is the ultimate game of edging... for second place.
Ha, yes! Merry Christmas for Vageta 🎉
I think the only "custom" thing they can add that would be more chaotic than allowing only blue shells would be custom cc. Like, a 1-1000 slider.
Simply amazing.
Can confirm that all Canadian have a thing for SideArms 😍
Finally Mario kart is fun again!!!!
The greatest thing man has given to us. Beautiful.
I've been binging these maps for two days trying to get 3 stars (starting in 150cc, of course). It's surprisingly difficult on Moon Cup. I get three 1st places and then get shelled and/or lightninged and/or bombed all at once on the last half lap and get between 3rd and 6th on Rainbow Road. Considering the only maps I knew in this update from before the update are Peach Garden and Maple Treeway, I feel like I'm a pretty decent learner! Anybody else have something to share on their experiences with the update? I'd love to read it!
That first round. It looks like the only way Tay can ever win in Mario Kart is with a Blue Shell Bombardment.
I love this update to MK8.
You’ve got the Blues
Good to see this was after Goat lmao
Green shells on baby park would be fun
Isn’t Chilled always talking about Jerry Bruckheimer? Was watching the old CSI and saw he was the executive producer.
only bullet bill baby park is a trip
this is honestly extremely fucking funny
I’m glad to see he didn’t get “and Greg”ed again.
You guys have enough choices to do a Rainbow Road grand prix!
who knew the only way for Tom NOT to win at Mario Kart was by making it Blue Shell only
Well this is chaotic, lol
Man i wish smi7y would play this type
I wonder how Terroriser aka Silent Brian would survive that? I know BigJigglyPanda would back out of that in a heartbeat.
Honestly been waiting to see this since nintendo annoucned this
I don't think going all bombs was a good idea. Basically whoever gets the early lead wins
What is the Isabelle clip? Couldn't hear about it over the laughing.
Imagine, only blue shells and bullets
I want to try this now
The Pokémon names check out bulbasaur= bulbous sore
Imagine if I-frames didn't exist.
Next time turn on cpu’s so there is even more blue shells
There is myatt vs tom, then everyone.
Squids and bananas
Anyone else think they were talking about something else instead of broccoli
Nah that extra 10 pounds is just his hair
nuclear warfare edition
(Day 242) Ah yes, no one is too ahead or too behind. WE DRIVE AS A PACK!
Ye
It's too bad junk couldn't make it
37:00
What C word does Tay say to ruin the streams? Is it the C word I think it is? Like the one that people will obscure by saying See You Next Tuesday? Or is it something else?
hello father i crave Alfredo